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Joined 03-28-10, id: 2305525, Profile Updated: 01-08-13
Author has written 13 stories for Naruto, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and South Park.


I'm gonna keep this short and sweet.

I love punk/alternative/rock/indie/electronica music the most.

My favorite band include Falling in Reverse, Mindless Self Indulgence, Black Veil Brides, Of Montreal, The Unicorns, Taking Back Sunday, The Used, Skinny Puppy, Breathe Caroline, Black Sabbath, Led Zeppelin, Say Anything, Marianas Trench, and many more you probably don't care for. These bands are usually the ones who inspire my writings, so check them out if you like my stories.

Shows I enjoy are Tosh.0, South Park, Daily Show With Jon, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, Family Guy, and too much anime to list.

My guilty pleasure is, I admit, YAOI. Yes, I mean YAOI, not Shonen Ai. I'm into hardcore stuff. Don't tell anyone.

I admit to reading too much yaoi on the internet and having nosebleeds at random times.

I'm the type of girl who slashes every single male cartoon/human/anime character together.

I'm currently going through a South-Park-Slasher phase and do not plan on updating any other non-South Park stories. Sorry. :D

I don't really draw art, but here's my DeviantArt.

DeviantArt account: myckymaple.deviantart.com

Favorite Parings: GaryxTimmy (FOP), RemyxTimmy (FOP), Anti-CosmoxTimmy (FOP), Anti-CosmoxCosmo (FOP), TweekxCraig (SP), ButtersxBradley (SP), ButtersxKenny (SP), CartmanxButters (SP), StanxButters (SP), KylexButters (SP), TweekxPip (SP), PipxDamien (SP), PipxButters (SP), TweekxChristophe (SP), KylexGregory (SP), Red GothxCurly Goth (SP), Red GothxVampir (SP), DaffyxBugs (LT), TomxJerry (T&J), CouragexKat (CTCD), CanadaxAnyone/Everyone (HAP), etc.


I'm pretty sure I like a lot of other pairings, but there are too many too actually have the patience to type out.

Just so you know though, I like Het pairings too. Like GwenxDuncan (TDI), KukixWally (KND), KorrraxTahno (LOK), ZukoxKitara (A:TLA), etc. I just don't want you guys to think I'm some creep who's only purpose in life is to enjoy male-on-male action... cuz' I'm not... yup...

Thank you and enjoy.


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Be My Secretary? by ShelbySabaku reviews
Sakura couldn't believe this was happening. Having the seven billionaires fighting over you to be their personal secretary, And having other billionaires fighting for you too? Sakura hated this even more than her secretary job. Sequel to PHS
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,166 - Reviews: 844 - Favs: 906 - Follows: 836 - Updated: 4/16 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Sakura H.
Dance with the Devil by VesperChan reviews
She thought they were all dead, but one by one the deceased members of the Akatsukie start showing up on her doorstep, whether she wants them to or not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,873 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,039 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 10/12/2018 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Daddy Dearest Series by charmed-chan reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite/least favorite characters would be like as fathers well all of them will get a chapter to be daddy to our favorite pink haired ninja. Cute/funny series, about family and fatherhood. vote for the next father!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 19,843 - Reviews: 537 - Favs: 667 - Follows: 553 - Updated: 8/19/2017 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H.
A Puppet's Apprentice by Elpis.97 reviews
Sasori never planned on getting an apprentice, and he certainly never planned on getting attached to her. Sakura never planned on being saved that night, and she certainly never planned on letting him down. Slowly being rewritten, please forgive the writing of my younger self.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 19,883 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 5/17/2017 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Expedient by SwiftKick reviews
Konoha and Iwa sign a truce and agree to an Exchange Program between recently promoted genin to "bolster village relations." Fortunately, if anything were to go wrong, Haruno Sakura was just average enough to risk losing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Adventure - Chapters: 52 - Words: 275,000 - Reviews: 2316 - Favs: 2,473 - Follows: 2,351 - Updated: 2/24/2017 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Pages of Ecstasy by VesperChan reviews
AU OOC Sakua finds an old book with a warning not to leave it open in the dark. When Sakura dose she finds two of the boys from inside the book in her living room, what happens when even more possessive guys come out, all pinning after her?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,286 - Reviews: 1254 - Favs: 1,008 - Follows: 748 - Updated: 2/4/2017 - Published: 7/6/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Tell them I was still alive when you saw me by TheRoseandtheDagger reviews
For the sake of her life, she had to forget... everything. Now, her birthright calls and all the pitfalls it entails. With the enemy that destroyed her family knocking on the gates, will Sakura prevail? Extremely Mature scenes and situations Warning
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 74 - Words: 244,695 - Reviews: 1086 - Favs: 576 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 1/17/2017 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Sakura H., Hidan - Complete
Sakura Kiss by o.O Kumiko O.o reviews
"There will be a time in your life where you will meet someone who will change your life forever." I always thought that quote was stupid until now. Main:SaiSakuSasu sed off of Atashinchi no Danshi.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 52 - Words: 263,041 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 9/8/2016 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Sakura H.
New Sakura by MarzSpy reviews
What do you do when everyone thinks you're dead, thanks to a new girl? She replaced her in every way, and Sakura can't cope with it. She was dead, so what was there to do in the hell she lived in? Of course, join her hellmates in Akatsuki! Yet, she soon comes to find out that rebuilding everything you once had is harder than she thought. Good thing Akatsuki is there to help!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 142,981 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 900 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 12/23/2015 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Battle of the Sexes by Twilight DeLucca reviews
No summary needed. Sakura gets jealous and the girls pay the boys back for strip clubbing. Rated T for the strippers.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/29/2015 - Published: 9/28/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
T y r a n t by avtekkenhearts reviews
An illusive serial killer obtains a Death Note and wreaks havoc, and the world must once again call upon L to save it from it's destruction, but how can you call upon a dead man? Misa/L
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,140 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/6/2015 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Misa A., L
Living A Lie by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
Sakura has a mission: stage her defection from Konoha, attract Akatsuki's attention, and infiltrate the elusive organization. She expected it to be hard, maybe even deadly. She never bargained for this, though. SakuraxAkatsuki Mostly crack!fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 71,571 - Reviews: 851 - Favs: 697 - Follows: 657 - Updated: 9/2/2014 - Published: 3/16/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Within Enemy Lines by RukiaKiryu reviews
Sebastian is a Nazi soldier, stationed as a guard at Auschwitz where he meets Ciel, a young Jew whose happened to catch the eye of the notorious experimentation leader, Doctor Mengele. As the war draws closer to an end Sebastian finds that he is faced with the choice between protecting his family and his lover. Ciel/Sebby pairing. On Hiatus
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 27,198 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 8/12/2014 - Published: 3/24/2012 - Ciel P., Sebastian M.
It Started With A Fire by Princess Kairi98 reviews
While cooking dinner Sakura burns the house down. With nowhere to go her and her father move in with his old buddy, Mr. Uchiha and cold hearted company!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 37,143 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 157 - Updated: 8/8/2014 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sakura H.
Serious by Zerbinetta reviews
When Misa gets dumped by Light because he wants someone "serious" to pursue a law career at To-Oh, the perky model decides to swap her Lolita outfits for law books and prove to her love that she is more than serious enough. DN/Legally Blonde, 2011-rewrite
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 68,289 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 684 - Follows: 483 - Updated: 5/17/2014 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Misa A., L
Chasing Italy by Spain's little tomato x reviews
Italy thought that he would be having a peaceful night out. He'd have a couple of glasses of wine at his local bar, flirt with some pretty ladies and possibly a cute guy or two. What he didn't have in mind was a possessive, irrational Englishman, an angry German, a wise Canadian and of course a crazy, loud-mouthed American to go and turn things completely upside down!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,442 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/4/2011 - N. Italy, England/Britain - Complete
But a Dream Within a Dream by quickand2thepointless reviews
Updated! After Doumeki tricks him into a dream transaction, Watanuki witnesses for himself the other boy's wish for him and how he himself feels in return. Let the fireworks begin! Douwata TWO-shot.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,678 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 10/11/2012 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki - Complete
Bullets with Butterfly Wings by Inuyoukai-san reviews
AU London 1811, Matthew Williams comes to London, he is reunited with his childhood friend, meets an eccentric frenchman and his cousin from the states comes to stalk him. But everything starts with the Russian. RusCan, Franada, UkCan, AmeCan, etc...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,713 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 128 - Updated: 4/27/2013 - Published: 5/3/2010 - Canada, Russia
I'll Lead You From The Dark by itsnotthecolorofdesiremarius reviews
Poetry class modern university AU. Basically, every fanfic every has Grantaire going after Enjolras (obviously based on the situation in the book) and anyways I decided I wanted to change that x) also Courfeyrac/Jehan.
Les Misérables - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,227 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 4/24/2013 - Published: 4/22/2013 - Enjolras, Grantaire, Courfeyrac, Jean Prouvaire
One Hell of a Master by Junjou-chan reviews
One night, a boy is found on a doorstep. He remembers nothing of his past and is unwillingly thrown into a contract with a demon. Now, he must become the perfect servant and pet to the devil...or something close to it. Slightly AU and YAOI! SebaCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 375,735 - Reviews: 2066 - Favs: 1,675 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 2/25/2013 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Can I Get A Witness by Chasing Rabbits reviews
He may dress like a vamp kid still, but when Stan goes goth yet again Butters is willing to help cheer him up. And then Kenny has one of his worst ideas ever. Stutters; Bunny; Oneshot.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
Judgement Day by Butter Crunch reviews
For those who enjoy reading about someone else's frustration. Dib has racked up a massive debt with Gaz, but now she's got her own driver's liscense. How soon can she pay him back for all those years? ZAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,997 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Some Nights by The Truth's Lie reviews
Jeremy finally finds out what Rigby has under his hoodie. Morby, Jad.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,109 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/26/2012 - Rigby, Mordecai - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by prettyinsin-archieved reviews
"You've never been to prom?" "No...is that bad?" "It is in my book." Regular Show AU. The boys' are sneaking into prom together. Slash, fluff, Morby. Songfic - lyrics by Aqualung. Humanized designs drawn by mookie000.
Regular Show - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,110 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 8 - Published: 11/4/2012 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Licentious by MeLaNch0LYdreams reviews
His eyes are smoldering as he grasps the strands of his scalp tight enough to bald him as he utters each word with burning venom"I.don't.care" but he's too distracted by the archer's lack of shirt to listen."I do."-and then hes pushed down.
xxxHOLiC - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,864 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 9/27/2012 - Published: 4/16/2010 - K. Watanuki, S. Doumeki
Belonging by Aria Illusine reviews
Modern AU, Sakura is a guy-shy scholarship student at boarding school who becomes manager of a dorm entirely of upperclassmen guys. If it wasn't for the contract she would turn right around and run for it...ItaSakuDei, with some other AkaSaku pairings
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 95,391 - Reviews: 704 - Favs: 672 - Follows: 590 - Updated: 9/14/2012 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
On A Rainy Day by hisema reviews
UPDATED Two detectives with different goals, different beliefs, but same level of intelligence meet. What will become of the two? Welcome to a world where L and Sakura are two well-known yet unknown detectives. Did I mention that they are equally stubborn? But, these two must cooperate in order to solve the hardest case that both have received. Will they manage to solve the case?
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,510 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Sakura H., L
Affection by Masakichii reviews
"Doumeki Shizuka was not one for public display of affection. Neither was Kimihiro Watanuki."/ Finally found beta for my xxxHolic fic XD
xxxHOLiC - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 483 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/21/2012 - S. Doumeki, K. Watanuki - Complete
A Different World by almostgone71 reviews
On Total Drama Island, Gwen and Duncan never had a chance at love.But what would happen if they never went to Total Drama Island?Would they be friends,or something more? But every good thing comes with a cost,and this time, Gwen gets stuck with the check.
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 15,910 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Addicted to Sugar by gummybat reviews
Prince Gumball has to to deal with Marshall Lee's insistent need to feed him sugary treats every night, and waking up with the color missing from his skin. Gumball/Marshall
Adventure Time with Finn and Jake - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,013 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 8/15/2012 - Published: 8/12/2012 - Prince B. Gumball, Marshall Lee
Saturday Night's Alright for Fighting by odmonkey reviews
"It would have been difficult to say who was more unpleasantly surprised, Haruno Sakura or the five members of the Akatsuki, when she walked into the back-end of nowhere bar". Filthy words and sexy talk are all part of a day's work for the Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 60,804 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 2,020 - Follows: 1,049 - Updated: 8/10/2012 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki Moments by Killer-San reviews
A collection of moments in the daily life of the Akatsuki. Meet Sakura as she clashes with the mentally insane and Hidan cooks pancakes in the nude.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,849 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 7/9/2012 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Eraser by VioletX10 reviews
AU. Caius/Yeul. Swearing and suggestive themes. She will continue to erase all evidence of it ever happening until she gets it right. R&R!
Final Fantasy XIII-2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2012 - Caius B., Yeul - Complete
Shut Me Up by iiMNOTOKAY reviews
Deidara, Itachi, Hidan, Tobi and Kisame are forced to move in with Sakura after a deal with Tsunade. Friendship will blossom, love will bloom, you better expect some 'friendly' rivalry. DeiSaku, rated T. You know you want to read. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 72,206 - Reviews: 1042 - Favs: 504 - Follows: 289 - Updated: 7/3/2012 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
England's Amazing Cookbook by karatemaster101 reviews
Hello. I am the United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland. I am here today to show you real cuisine in my self written and explained cookbook. Take that, you wine freak!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,782 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 6/27/2012 - Published: 11/6/2010 - England/Britain - Complete
Colours by Kitty29 reviews
Matthew Williams thinks he is the only different person in his school, until he meets the self proclaimed most awesome man on earth...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 49 - Words: 190,011 - Reviews: 1539 - Favs: 877 - Follows: 851 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Canada, Prussia
I Didn't Mean To! by Eternal Grey reviews
Thanks to losing a bet Sakura has to spend the night in a forest where the Akatsuki hang out. What happens when she wakes up in a jail cell and everyone in the akatsuki spends time with her? Will she remain innocent and pure or will she lose it? SakuAkat
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 20,812 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 5/10/2012 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
In our Family by poket reviews
Sasori, Juugo, Sasuke, Sakura, Deidara, Itachi, Temari, Konan, Gaara, Kankuru and Konohamaru are siblings. In a family where nine of them hold an addictive secret. SasuSaku Itasaku Deisaku Gaasaku Sasosaku sasotem sasu Itatem Peinkonan shikatem. INCEST
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,794 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 5/2/2012 - Published: 3/19/2008 - Sakura H.
Bottoms Up! by Sunny Day in February reviews
Follow Lovino on his weird and, well, at least quite interesting trip around Europe in order to find out some of the greatest secrets ever about himself, Europe, tomato-shaped alarm clocks and the past of his lovely, but complicated Spanish partner.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 80 - Words: 497,431 - Reviews: 3924 - Favs: 1,616 - Follows: 879 - Updated: 4/13/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Just a Boy Like You by Chasing Rabbits reviews
It's a typical Saturday when Stan goes to hang out with Butters. They end up doing some pretty atypical things. Stutters. Mentions of possible one-sided Style.
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,391 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/13/2012 - Butters S., Stan M. - Complete
Misguided Perceptions by The Patchwork Cat reviews
They had no idea what she was capable of and were wrong to underestimate her. Now she, who had assured victory for her chosen side in wars past, has left for their enemy. With them she finds the companionship and freedom which she had been looking for.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,207 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/11/2012 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Akatsuki's Animal: Sakura by Kunochi-wolfDemon reviews
Going on a simple C ranked mission is simple. Getting kindnapped, turned into a anthro, I use furry in the story meeting another crazed anthro, and staying in the Akatsuki base, when they are trying to stick with you needles, IS NOT! rated M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,545 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/7/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Throughout the Years by LuridLullaby reviews
In my world anything is possible, nowhere is safe for this pink-haired chick. I'm clumsy, unlucky, and come up with the wackiest ideas but hey what can you do when you're constantly being kidnapped, falling off cliffs, and stealing cars.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 50,311 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 111 - Updated: 2/19/2012 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
The Tainted Cherry Blossom by MidnightShadow0110 reviews
What would happen it it was Sakuras clan that was murdered by her brotehr? What will happen once she has caught the eye of Orochimaru&Akatsuki. Sakura such a rare jewl after all who ever knew there was such a thing as a tainted cherry blossom.SakuraItachi
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 15,397 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Operation ZAGR (2012) by Kioasakka reviews
Zim's mission to conquer Earth comes to a standstill when he becomes consumed by his affection for the Gaz-human. His new mission? Win her over. But Dib has a new plan in mind. ZAGR. Slightly AU. [DISCONTINUED]
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 13,185 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 2/7/2012 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Mr Murderer by I.Am.The.Awesome.Witch reviews
Allow me to tell you a story about love and murder, a life of a young lady and two gentlemen. When one of the trio tries to justify murder and how fragile life can be, Let me welcome you suckers, to the Wailing Creek.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,685 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Working Boy by Somnum Careat reviews
It's no longer nine to five. It's two to midnight. Working three jobs is a challenge, especially for fifteen year old Near. Mello, on the other hand hasn't worked a day in his life. AU, MelloNear
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 33,438 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 1/28/2012 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Fragile Cherry Blossom by tainted cherry blossom reviews
Haruno Sakura was once a respected and loved kunoichi. But all that changed with Sasuke and Karin back in the village. Her only option is to leave the place she called home for so long in hopes of a better life. Who knew the Akatsuki would be that life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,836 - Reviews: 756 - Favs: 677 - Follows: 564 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Love Letter by Kaede-tama reviews
Matthew likes Arthur, who likes Alfred, who likes Matthew. One day, Arthur writes a love letter and gives it to the wrong boy. Then things go downhill, really, really fast. UK/Can/US, Gakuen!AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 22,318 - Reviews: 184 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Canada, England/Britain
Labyrinth by Nina Windia reviews
The Buckets have moved into the Factory and everything is peaches and cream. Except for Mrs Bucket, whose intuition is niggling at her. There's just something about the chocolatier that just doesn't smell right.
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,692 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2012 - Willy Wonka, Charlie Bucket
I Lost My Albino by Fairylust reviews
Mello and Matt slam doors. They smash chairs, bottles, plastic, dishes. Basically anything that'll break. I listened from my room as they sobbed loudly. Near's point of veiw. Matt lay slamming his fists into the wooden floorboards like a small child...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 28,981 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Bright Lights and the Big City by Chasing Rabbits reviews
Kenny and Butters find themselves running away from home on the exact same night, at the exact same time, on the exact same bus. Now what?
South Park - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 49,567 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 8/17/2011 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
Akatsuki Kids! by Kyo12591 reviews
After a failed attempt to detain Akatsuki. Sakura finds herself with five mini Akatsuki members. Let the child care BEGIN! Sakura-centric, though she will end up with someone in the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 42,058 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 294 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 11/16/2011 - Published: 6/26/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Slaughter House by VesperChan reviews
A collection of sacrifices offered up for your enjoyment. Short stories left for your imagination.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 30,550 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 11/10/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Struck by Raachuu reviews
Near is teaching himself how to drive when he hits someone going by the name, Mello. Faced with charges to sue, Near will do anything to keep that from happening. Including working for the man. What jobs does this guy have in store for him? MxN
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,516 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 10/24/2011 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Mello, Near
Happenstance by LethalIngenuity reviews
Arthur Kirkland is a writer, and blames himself for the death of his best friend. This incident has provided him with writers block. Oddly enough, he finds comfort, a friend, and a story, in the stranger sitting in the seat next to him on the plane.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 45,733 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 9/10/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
The Good Girls That Went Bad by The Black Rose 1995 reviews
Discontinued. Re-writen. Really sorry.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,435 - Reviews: 519 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
The Evil Three Meet One by Eternal Grey reviews
Sakura is going to a private school with three bullies called the evil three. Gaara, Sasuke and Naruto who hate her. She has nothing and yet she still fights against them. With a burn on her back and hard past she's fine. GaaSaku NaruSaku SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,980 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/31/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Sakura H. - Complete
Cure for insanity by Gakaigal reviews
She was sick of hearing it, 'weak, 'useless, 'burden'. So she left in search of power, just like everyone else. But instead of just power she winds up with the sweet, whiney, strong, perverted, love struck Akatsuki. Sakura Haruno, welcome to hell.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,817 - Reviews: 190 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 312 - Updated: 8/22/2011 - Published: 12/5/2007 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Life with criminals as friends by Geekoness reviews
They have been friends for a long time, the three of them. They became criminals and she became a doctor, so why is she the one on the run from the police and all the local gangs! SakuMulti
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,649 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Sakura H.
Summer Kisses by TwistedXmo reviews
"I messed up. Big time. But, please, just talk to me so we can try and work this out." He sighed. Only silence followed and Gwen still refused to speak. With each passing minute Gwen decides to walked away with a low sigh in disappointment. "I will win her back." Duncan said to himself as she walked back. DxGxT maybe TxC [You decide with a review!]
Total Drama series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 25,582 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Gwen, Duncan
Akatsuki in their Free Time by blondebaka-chan reviews
Yet another wonderful Monday morning. The sun is shining, the birds are chirping and the Akatsuki are smashing their alarm clocks to peices...wait back up. Akatsuki fans read here! please read n review k? COMPLETE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 31 - Words: 32,780 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Scrumdidileeumptious by BitterSweetCrimson reviews
[SakuxAkatsuki AU] She was a freshman and they were juniors but when insanity became reality, love and lust mix strangely, and life starts falling apart, lines typically get blurry. New philosophy: Don't look back. Kick some ass. And get the guy... guys* [Rated for language only. Currently updating all chapters, will complete]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 53 - Words: 194,970 - Reviews: 3023 - Favs: 1,073 - Follows: 815 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Best Friends by RainOnMyParadeBitch reviews
Daffy Duck and Bugs Bunny were NOT best friends, but that didn't change anything. One shot, and it's short.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/5/2011 - Complete
Diary of a Wimpy Italian by WakaLakaAlchemist reviews
Italy's diary tells of his daily struggles, adventures, moments of bliss, and pure idiocy. Random light plots, contains GerIta and Spamano. More pairings in future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,846 - Reviews: 183 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Deception by carsly reviews
Sakura has a past, not one she's to keen in sharing. But when she moves to Konoha to escape the conscience if people learning about her, she'll find this isn't just another pit stop on the way to freedom. Sakura centric/HAREM! Naruto all over again.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 37 - Words: 161,355 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 6/25/2011 - Published: 9/1/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
This is the Way the World Ends by IlluminatedShadow reviews
And this is the beginning of the best and worst thing that has ever happened to either Arthur or Matthew. AU, Arthur/Matthw, Alfred/Matthew, Francis/Alfred/Matthew/Arthur briefly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,202 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 22 - Published: 6/12/2011 - Canada, England/Britain - Complete
In the Shadow of Albion by Lady of Pride reviews
Meddling with the darker arts, England unwittingly unleashes a side of himself that he thought was good and dead. It's really too bad Italy seems to be the only one that notices anything's wrong with the old Empire...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 25,359 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/12/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - N. Italy, England/Britain
I Miss You by CookieCollabs reviews
Title fail. Matthew seems to have the worst luck. Yong Soo, the one person he's liked for years, runs off to Korea one day to visit his twin. T for language Eventual CanKo
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,093 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/11/2011 - Canada, South Korea - Complete
Status: It's Complicated by Spield reviews
When recently orphaned Haruno Sakura found herself at the heart of Fire Country, in one of its most prestigious schools she expected hard-ass professors and even harder-assed classmates... she didn't expect THIS! Room mates, parties, death-on-wheels and a mother? Highschool AU SAKUMULTI
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 61,162 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 6/3/2011 - Published: 3/24/2009 - Sakura H.
Pure Dominance by ElisiansBane reviews
Who knew that Wolfram's temper could be so...sexy. WxY One shot.
Kyo kara Maoh!/今日からマ王! - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,964 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 43 - Published: 5/15/2011 - Yuri S., Wolfram vB. - Complete
Snapshot by Kaede-tama reviews
When Canada's not being ignored, one would be surprised at how much attention he actually gets. A series of short oneshots, varying in Canada pairings and genres.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,292 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Canada
Canada's Postponed Death by Canada-chan reviews
Oneshot. Canada tries to commit suicide but is interupted by...things.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 626 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/29/2011 - Canada
AkaKittens by itachirulez reviews
I know this has been done MANY times before but I'm making one! I'm bad at summaries... Sakura gets kittens that are actually the Akatsuki..... There may be spoilers about who Tobi is
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,473 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
One Hell of a Trip by AgeAndRicchanOwnYourSouls reviews
"Oh god. I may possibly sorta kinda have a huge gay man-crush on Canada." This is where Prussia's problems begin. To get to Canada, he'll have to deal with angry bears, love rivals, and a VERY overprotective brother. Pru/Can, Ame/Can, some others/Can
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,125 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 4/23/2011 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Prussia, Canada
Once in a Lifetime by Coffeehouse Hermit reviews
Two broken, lonely souls find each other in a small little bar. And they'll never forget it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,432 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - Canada, Lithuania - Complete
The Apple's Curse by DiscombobulatedCanadian reviews
When the room finally stopped shifting he saw the man sitting next to him with a large fish in his mouth, knees bent back and hands positioned between them. He was sitting like an animal. "Mon dieu … Kumayoshi?" A story about Matthew and Kumajiro!COMPLETE
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 46,840 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Canada, Kumajiro - Complete
Italy's Dreams by waterrain reviews
Italy at times has odd dreams, but the oddest one he has so far was of Germany being a girl. He wakes up and checks to make sure Germany is still a guy. Italy ignores the fact it annoys, disturbs, and upsets Germany along with making him feel insulted.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,741 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 3/26/2011 - Published: 12/23/2010 - N. Italy, Germany
Kandarella by Lime Daiquiri reviews
A DGM retelling of Cinderella with Kanda in the staring role, Allen as prince charming and Lavi as his fairy godfather.
D.Gray-Man - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,268 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/18/2011 - Allen Walker, Kanda Yuu - Complete
Eye Contact by dancearoundpizza reviews
"No, I mean – I mean, about YOU and RIGBY." The emphasis was, this time, unmistakable. Tension in the room rose like a flood, thicker than anything, cut by neither knife nor plus four broadsword. "Oh." Mordecai/Rigby.
Regular Show - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,179 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Mordecai, Rigby - Complete
Inevitable Attraction by Elli Cole reviews
*26th update: The Difference, YamatoSaku* Finally updated! The sound of the unfamiliar voice halted her ranting as she whipped her head to the source in a rush. A blush crept towards her cheeks and she stuttered in a nervous heap. "O-oh."
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 18,077 - Reviews: 285 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 3/7/2011 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Sakura H.
The Secret Truth by Violent.Ninja.Girl reviews
Sakura joined Akatsuki to prove she was strong. Why are the other members sitting around the kitchen table talking? And what does Sakura's sex life have to do with anything?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,359 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/2/2011 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Thats All Folks by DarkPhoenixIncarnate reviews
"Daffy always comes back, I just tell him how much I need him." -Bugs Bunny in Loony Tunes "Back in Action" BugsxDaffy That's right, I went there.
Looney Tunes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,736 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Complete
Wanted by Orange Sherbet reviews
Deidara: A true pyromaniac. Itachi: He needs a tan. Hidan: Therapy and medication. Tobi: WTF. How am I, Sakura Haruno, supposed to whip the most feared gang in Suna into shape? "Hidan. Be a dear and KEEP IT IN YOUR PANTS." Kill me now.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 43,186 - Reviews: 517 - Favs: 403 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/15/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Unfortunate Circumstances by Wynt reviews
A poor, first-meeting between the two start them off on pretty bad terms, but when Gilbert is found without a home or a job, does the Canadian have it in him to turn down someone in such need? Rated M for language, yaoi, and multiple/implied pairings.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 71,335 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 2/6/2011 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Prussia, Canada
Nightmare Come True by Wings-of-Sapphire reviews
Sakura Haruno had an Inner. An Inner who made her have dreams that she didn't want to have. And now to get her Inner to stop so she can go back to normal, she must live through these dreams, that involve shirtless men, and S-class criminals. Oh joy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 25,501 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 195 - Updated: 2/3/2011 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Sakura H.
Killers' Love by mesweet735 reviews
The Akatsuki are payed to kill Yasuo Haruno. But what if they fell in love with Yasuo's daughter, Sakura? And what if a man already planned to marry her? Hell broke loose! AkaxSaku. Enjoy!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,829 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Volare by Neneluvxd reviews
One of them was an Italian supermodel. The other one was a potato farmer. He had only one chance to sweep the other off his feet. AU Germany x N.Italy Human names used. HIATUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 40,665 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 9/30/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Dear Karin by the freak down the street reviews
In which Sakura writes a letter telling Karin to back off. SasuSaku / Anti Karin fic. Rewritten!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 798 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 1/14/2011 - Published: 8/30/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Lose My Head by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Right or wrong. Revenge or not. Matthew was just trying to be a good friend. And it was just a stupid competition. And its not like he actually cared about Arthur Kirkland. And what were the chances of Arthur even falling for him? AU, Arthur/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,581 - Reviews: 158 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - England/Britain, Canada
Akatsuki Moments: The Pink Streak by Killer-San reviews
Hidan's smoking, Deidara's gazing at the stars, Kakuzu's sippin' coffee then bam! A 'Pink Streak' goes by, naked. Who the hell could it be? Part of the Akatsuki Moments series
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,385 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/8/2011 - Published: 3/4/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Sticky Situation by HaphazardPeach reviews
Canada has a secret. She goes against everything he has ever stood for, but he can't help it. He loves her.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Canada, America - Complete
Hot for Teacher by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Matthew has always had a crush on Arthur, his best friend Alfred's older brother. Alfred really, really likes Matthew. Unfortunately, Arthur is Matthew's new teacher. Alfred is not happy. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,019 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 159 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - America, Canada
The Madness and the Cure by VesperChan reviews
They were called mad by society because they were artists. What society didn't know was that they were already mad, and that their art was the only thing that kept them sane. SakuraSasoriDeidara Lime
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,890 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 12/29/2010 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
12 Days of Christmas by The Wammy Girl reviews
A collection of Christmas-themed short stories that will be updated daily for twelve days. T for drugs and later chapters. "On the twelfth day of Christmas, my true love gave to me twelve waiters humming."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,111 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - Prussia, Spain - Complete
A Christmas Story by SovietChick reviews
It's Christmas around the world, and Canada has to scramble for Russa's present. He doesn't know that the other nation is in the same situation... RussiaxCanada, mostly human names. Some mentions of GerIta. Yeah, boring title, I know. Rated T for safety.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Presents by orangepencils reviews
Gilbert doesn't know what to get for Matthew for Christmas until a little boy and Mr. Celery help him out. AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,136 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Bossman's Baby Girl by Cherry Blossom Girl13 reviews
My name is Sakura and my mommy is Konan and my daddy is Pein and they lead a org. of villians. This is my experiance with them as an 8-year-old. Sakura/? Occ-ness! sucky summary! Please read! Character-s- death!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sakura H.
Photos Unnecessary by Prosecutie reviews
An unexpected partnership is formed, and now Japan and Hungary are dedicated to bringing yaoi to every corner of the globe! But can they put down the doujinshi and consider their own love lives for one second? For Catskid100's Crack Pairing Collection.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,241 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 11 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Japan, Hungary - Complete
Alfred's technique by lexee90 reviews
'W-would you stop taking off my shirt Alfred…'Dude, I'm doing an example right now.' Or, when Alfred explains to Arthur what are the 6 steps to follow when you 'molest' someone. Humour here, nothing violent
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/18/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
14 guys in 7 days by Maximum Chaos-Chan reviews
Sakura doesn't have a date to the dance. What'll she do if her friends set up a personal ad for her on the school website? What'll she do when some of her school's hottest guys reply? Who will she chose? Saku x Everyone. THIS IS A LITERAL PILE OF SHIT.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 46,187 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Sakura H.
Holy Homosexual High School, Batman! by Skadiyoko reviews
Two new transfer students are about to join a reather..unusual group of friends. Will the Italian twins be anything like they imagine? Not at all. Gilbert, don't believe everything Feliks gossips about.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,391 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 12/15/2010 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Who Are You and What Have You Done to My Italy? by xXLunarEclipse896Xx reviews
Due to one of England's magic spells, the Italy brothers have their personalities switched! How will Germany handle a negative and violent Italy, and how will Spain deal with a cheery and oblivious Romano? -Spamano, Gerita, and slight Prucan-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,998 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 347 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy
Insatiable by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"It seems to me, cher." The older nation began, a vaguely mocking grin on his lips. "That Mathieu finds you rather boring." In which Arthur is old and dense, Matthew is unsatisfied and, unfortunately, the sex seems to be the biggest problem. UK/Canada
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,242 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 12/2/2010 - England/Britain, Canada
Kiba Inuzuka, School Bully and Boyfriend by HoneyFlower15 reviews
Sakura never thought she would get a love note from Kiba, the school bully. She wants to tell him no but something is stopping her. Now she has a bully following and his enemies and two protective best friends. Life is complicated for Sakura Haruno.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 56,462 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 194 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/10/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Kiba I., Sakura H. - Complete
The Quiet Ones by incendiiary reviews
The polar bear in his arms looked curiously up, "Who?" "Canada." However, this time, it was Hong Kong who had spoken.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 717 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Hong Kong, Canada - Complete
Akatsuki Blossom by Traumaddict reviews
Being replaced is never easy, I for one know it first hand. I will share you the tragic tale that lead me into the arms of the most notorious Shinobi in the Ninja World. The Akatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 44,816 - Reviews: 479 - Favs: 425 - Follows: 212 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Alfred's Retarded Adventure by Milkyol reviews
Alfred and Kiku go to school but they don't really learn anything. Can Roderich mend his relationship with Elizabeta? Can Mr. Wang and Mr. Braginski keep their love affair in the closet? Find out in this epic tale of love, revenge, and stalking.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,197 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 8/28/2010 - America, Japan
The Best Laid Plans by ArixaBell reviews
Russia decides to kidnap America. Things don't go exactly as planned, since you can't really kidnap the willing. Eventual RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,255 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 454 - Follows: 338 - Updated: 11/3/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Russia, America
Don't Talk to Strangers by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
AU, Human names used. After successfully winning the Basketball tournament, Alfred and his team sneak into a local club to celebrate. While drunk, Alfred makes the mistake of sleeping with Francis Bonnefoy, who happens to be Alfred's crush's father. AmCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,069 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 10/28/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Promise Me by Triangular Prism reviews
"Hey… Can I be Italy and you be Germany for just one minute?" "Huh? S-sure…" Italy found it ironic that the one time he forced himself to be strong was in the act of his greatest cowardice.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,966 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 34 - Published: 11/1/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Things that we must endure by Three sisters productions reviews
There are many things that we must endure. Gun fire,sweaty rooms,smart ass coworkers, and sometimes Pink haired witnesses with a body that is way too tempting just to taste.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,408 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Flavour of Life by XxAmy94xX reviews
Choose!" here she was watching as the two people she loved battled each other to the death. One being Uchiha Sasuke, loves Sakura and wants to avenge his clan. The other Uchiha Itachi, also loves Sakura. Both brothers still need to tell how they feel....
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,121 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 1/24/2010 - Sakura H.
Understanding Silence by WafflePop reviews
There need not have been such pure antagonism between them, but such was the result of too many silent misunderstandings. Could they have been great friends otherwise? Features Mello, Near, and Matt at Wammy's. Rated for language and violence.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 24,519 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Mamma Mia! by hbananad reviews
"Typical. You wait 20 years for a dad to show up, and suddenly you get three at once!" Loosely based off the musical 'Mamma Mia' Only with more characters and fun. Pairings include but are not limited to GerIta, AusHun, PruCan, Giripan, and Spamano!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,028 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 10/23/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
A Blank Sheet of Paper by CraftAndBurn reviews
The difficult path that led a young boy to become the third L.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,422 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 10/15/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Near, Mello
Favorites by IlluminatedShadow reviews
They haven't always gotten along. They don't always have the best relationship. They frustrate each other. They fight. They hate. But there's still room for love. Too bad neither of them dares pursue it. Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,212 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 10/9/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - America, Canada
Lux Ex Tenebris by bondageluvr reviews
It's finally over - Kuro II, I mean - and it leaves Sebastian depressed and Ciel... Could it be that he cares for his butler enough to make him better? SebbyCiel
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,940 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 28 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Sebastian M., Ciel P. - Complete
For Adults Only by IlluminatedShadow reviews
Alfred just wanted to kick back and relax after a long day. He never, in a million years, expected to discover that his boyfriend starred in pornographic films. Guess you really do learn something new everyday. AU, Alfred/Matthew
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,481 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 69 - Published: 9/26/2010 - America, Canada
Near's birthday bash by CorporatePuppet reviews
it's Near's birthday and Mello gonna give Near something he doesn't want. and he'll never suspect it!... R&R :D Okay this was written when It was late and If you find a lot of like spell in mistakes than soz,my bad.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,827 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Liebe und Krieg by Lady Charity reviews
During the war, Prussia takes Austria as prisoner. In an attempt to rescue him, Hungary infiltrates Prussia's military to take him down. However, she is torn between her loyalty and love for Austria and the mending relationship between her and Prussia.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 32,133 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 234 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
Love is War: 愛は戦争です by WishmakerYuuki reviews
Elizabeta Héderváry was always a lady that had never bent down to another's will. This year, enrolled in Hetalia: World Powers Academy would that all change when she greets one close male from her long childhood and lets another into her life? Choose.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,628 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Hungary, Prussia
Traveling Soldier by dancer4ver reviews
He had an hour until he left and thought sitting in the diner would be a good way to pass the time. She was too young to be dealing with a traveling soldier, but when he asked if he could write to her, she didn't hesitate to say yes. Austria/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,255 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 10 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Hungary, Austria - Complete
Things Only L Would Know by Ratt9 reviews
There are some answers to some problems that only L would be able to figure out. WARNING: This is the worst story I've ever written. I don't suggest reading it. o-o I'm not deleting it only because I don't like deleting things.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2010 - L - Complete
Dark Solace by Piper-Knight reviews
Being submerged in darkness is like floating in a sea of numb. Sakura tries to live her life through the numb, without others. She lets herself sink into the dark after her life turns against her. Who better then the Akatsuki to surface her from her past?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,552 - Reviews: 263 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 8/21/2010 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Konoha meet the Sabaku siblings by Darken.For.Tear.Drops reviews
Ten years ago the Sabaku siblings lost their parents, and had to move to Suna to live with their Grand-mother Chiyo. Now they are moving back to Konoha, because of Nagato's, and Sasori's job. What will happen now, they're back in Konoha?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 16,200 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H.
No Cameras For A Week! by NeverGoesToSleep reviews
Chris leaves his sister, Vanessa in charge of the campers for a week, and she takes an interest in the TxGxD situation.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 12,894 - Reviews: 131 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Memories by betsuniann reviews
Near's life at Wammy's was full of "friendship", rivalry, and a mentor who never seemed to be around when he needed him the most. Follow him through his first years as a young genius.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,611 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/14/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - L, Near
The Wammy House by FluffDucklings reviews
Near writes how it is like to live in the Wammy House and what he went through. Rated for later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Family/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,730 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Near
Taking Tea in Dreamland by stratusfish reviews
Misa-Misa wasn't always Misa-Misa. Before that, was Amane Misa, waitressing at Cupcakes and Company poised for her big break. There's nothing in the world she wants more then justice for her parents, but meeting L first changes things.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,648 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 8/8/2010 - Published: 3/7/2010 - Misa A., L
My Fire by Poisonous Picasso reviews
It wasn't love at first sight. No, I don't believe in such an idea, it was more like...fascination at first sight. MxN AU
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,329 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Emotions by L. M. Lockehart reviews
Near has lost his parents, who had stolen his childhood. When everything falls apart, Wammy's takes Near in, for the better.. maybe? Follow Near and his twisted tale, reviews would be loved. Rated T for self harm and possible yaoi suggestion and language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,681 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Near, Mello
Hot Off The Press by Orange Sherbet reviews
All Sakura Haruno wanted was to be able to write for her school newspaper. What she got, though, was much more than expected. Will she be able to handle the boys she has to work with?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 20,316 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 8/3/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Cherry Blossom Revelations by raven serpentine reviews
Is Sakura really the weak kunoichi that the people around her thinks of? there will be a slight gaasaku...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,411 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/31/2010 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Pedophile by smallwoodlandplant reviews
When an 18 year old boy get's a crush on a 12 year old girl. :A short ItaSaku drabble: :Multi-Chapter Story Pedophile: Crossing Boundaries - Finally Published
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 690 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Lonely Puppet by WafflePop reviews
Unable to sleep, Near decided to pass time by making finger puppets.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,154 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Near, Mello - Complete
Lawliet & Company by BeyondLawlietBeyondCompare reviews
L Lawliet is kickin it at Whammy's for the entire month of October. WARNING: Rated T for cursing, fighting, hair-pulling, pop-culture bashing, numerous one-liners, drunk Near, and more dick jokes than you can shake a cock at. Very slight OOC-ness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 19,135 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - L, Near
H&H Designs by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
Sakura Haruno and Hinata Hyuuga are top clothes designers in Japan. Somewhere along the way they attract the attention of some old highschool gang...the Akatsuki. NO LONGER HIATUS! NaruxHina and U DECIDE SAKURA'S ULTIMATE FATE...love/hate relationships!XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,567 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Your Replacement: Until death do us apart! by field innocence reviews
Ch.2: Sasuke and Hinata are finally living with each other but not as couple, a month later after Hinata had her child, Naruto married Sakura. You must read the first to get this one. Completed!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,097 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/25/2010 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Hinata H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Three Years, Six Months, And Zero Days by NeverGoesToSleep reviews
Gwen is just starting her junior year with her new boyfriend, Trent, when her best friend of thirteen years comes wandering back into town. What will happen? NOW COMPLETE!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,142 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Master? by heartofstone15 reviews
Charecter death. Poor Gir... I own nothing.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 315 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Gir - Complete
Air by Floraluna Aria reviews
"Happy birthday," he whispered to himself, knowing no one else would say it for him. Was that sad?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Canada - Complete
Opposite's Attract by Minimum Ride reviews
One drunken night Kiba,Naruto,Sasuke and Lee have an idea why not set Sakura up with Itachi one forged love note and one pair of strawberry print under wear later all hell breaks lose. non-masacare. And friendly Akatsuki, insures for madness and ROMANCE!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,272 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
A Picture of Happiness by Rei of Light reviews
Everyone is at mIsa's house and they have nothing to do, until she goes and gets a few things... Crayola PARTY!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 443 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Misa A., L - Complete
Hey There Delilah by land law is for losers reviews
Songfic to Plain White T's "Hey There Delilah". Sequel to Invisible. It's over with Itachi and Yuki, and he realises a certain pink-haired girl is too far away for his tastes... Read Invisible first or it won't make sense.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,149 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Chocolate Fortress by WafflePop reviews
He only wanted a certain brand of chocolate, because the rest were unimportant. Not really a humor piece, but it's a lot lighter than the usual depressing stuff I write.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Kami Hates Me by green-phoenix85 reviews
While on a mission, Sakura is attacked by strange Ninja who has turned her into a pink furred cat and she's taken in by none other than Akatsuki.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,515 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 50 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Italians do not drive by gust-rider reviews
There is a reason why Feliciano is not allowed to drive. Ever. /Oneshot/
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/18/2010 - N. Italy - Complete
of rice paper and blackberry ink by mollycoddle reviews
Itasaku- "Don't "hn" me on paper! You. Are. Jealous." I am not jealous - merely thinking of the fact you might leave me leave me for those bastards.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 276 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
A Darker Shade of Pink by whyyesthankyou reviews
When she approached him in the bar that night, she asked the unthinkable. Not only did she want to join the Akatsuki, she wanted a new life seeking power, full of villainy and sin- and she wants HIM to be her guide. DEI/SAKU, M for safety
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,229 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Team Switzerland by AkaGirl207 reviews
There is one thing I can relate to with Bella...no matter how much she loved Jacob…she will always love Edward more. But she will always...no matter what, be Team Switzerland. DeiSaku ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,749 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Burnout by Hikasne reviews
"I'm not in love with you anymore." Ace has to come to face the truth. Followup to The L Word. implied Ace/Kuki, Wally/Kuki. Ficlet.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Ace/The Kid, Kuki S./Numbuh 3 - Complete
You Don't Always Get What You Want by LibertyRoll reviews
Mello's final thoughts in that truck were anything but pleasant... Except maybe that last one. One-shot, rated for small amount of language.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,202 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Eating Out by ViretyEnten reviews
Gaz teaches Zim about human females.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,499 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Zim, Gaz
Behind The Plastic Heart by xSushii reviews
REVISING
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,348 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Sakura H.
Helping you is Killing me by Eternal Grey reviews
Sakura goes on a date with Gaara to help him get the girl of his dreams Ino. Sadly she loves him. Sakura always leaves any 'home' or friends she has when she's sure their gona break her heart. SakuGaa SakuNeji SakuSasu SakuSaso
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,233 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Accidental Sexy No Justu! Sakura Style! by fangirlqueen reviews
Sakura uses one of Tsunades' jutsus unaware that Jiraiya tampered with it leaving her as a walking wet dream.What's worst is that her "boys" are assigned to protect her but when the justu takes effect no one can protect her from them! Crackfic smut later.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,787 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 325 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 2/10/2008 - Sakura H.
Smother Me by Itaweasel-hime reviews
The prequel to Join Me in Death. Itachi waits for Sasuke's arrival, while silently remembering his relationship with Sakura. In the beginning, he had never intended to fall in love, but she just blew him away. Rated M for a reason.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,122 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Little Red Riding Hood by chockitta reviews
A simple mission turns into a parody of Little Red Riding Hood; involving secret identities, rabid squirrels, baskets of baked goodies, grandmas locked in closets, and Itachi Uchiha in a wolf costume. CRACK.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,009 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
A Twisted Fairytale by Thousand Spirited Birds reviews
Their love wasn't a fairytale, but that just made it a reality. DeiSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,120 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Deidara, Sakura H.
I Never Got The Moon by Replaceable Insanity reviews
After Zim Takes Over Earth, Zim Is Captured and GIR is Thrown Away... GIR Never Got The Moon... Character Death
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 592 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Everyone Needs A Good Map by Chibiaddicted reviews
Sakura was usually so good with directions…at least she thought so until she ended up in the middle of Akatsuki territory. Now she’s surrounded by eight handsome men who want more than just the feisty Haruno’s medical abilities… SakuraxAkatsuki
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,993 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 8/13/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A day in the life of a girl in Tights by VesperChan reviews
You read that right. Madara has no appreciation for what I do.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,129 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 31 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
the barely there moments by ooftieooft reviews
Times where Linda decides to speak to Near. The one time Near decides to return the favour. Near, Linda and a hearty dose of Matt. ROMANCE.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,217 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Near, Linda - Complete
Mad House by VesperChan reviews
She thought it was the end of her troubles when she left the mental hospital,but there seem to be a few possessive young men who don't want to let go of the woman they claim as theirs.Escaped criminals with psychological issues pining after you? Sakmulti
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 29,953 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 913 - Follows: 279 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Scholar by Mistress Krane reviews
Falling into a fountain while you're studying…sucks. Being brought into the boy who knocked you into said fountain's dorm…doesn't really suck. And when the handsome, dark-haired dormmate of the boy invites you to walk, how can you say no? AU, ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,956 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 209 - Follows: 50 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Abandoning Promiscuity by cherryblozzomz reviews
Deidara Iwa, the Playboy is moving in Konoha.Bored with sluts back his home, he seeks a new target at Konoha, target? Haruno Sakura.Too bad, she isn't your typical girl, so what's Deidara gonna do? Pretend to be GAY to get closer to her.Can Deidara do it?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,096 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara
Hello Hurricane by Lady Charity reviews
Sequel to "Táncol?" Elizaveta, Ludwig, Francis, and Antonio are forced to watch Gilbert slowly fade away every day. Chapter 18: "This is where the healing begins."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,311 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 531 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Pink colored Hokage by Kyo12591 reviews
Sakura is Hokage. Itachi and Deidara are being held in Kohona. Itachi is blind. Sasuke doesn't want revenge. The Elders want Sakura and Itachi dead. Sakura protecting two criminals -Itachi and Deidara- SakuXDei SakuXItachi / Slight one sided SasuXSaku R&R
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 39,866 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Sakura H.
Tulips by orangepencils reviews
Gilbert, the almighty Prussia, was not jealous that Matthew's friend "Net" had brought him tulips. Of course not. Fluff, human names used, includes the Netherlands.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,446 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
The Taste of Strawberries by kookoomaxhu reviews
L never knew what love was beyond a dictionary definition, but all it takes is one petite model to be the one to bring his true emotions to the surface. LxMisa. Very slight AU.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,311 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/7/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - L, Misa A.
Birthday Surprises by ShelbyQueen25 reviews
Tribute to Sakura Haruno on her birthday! Don't feel like typing the disclaimer 20 times so, Standard Disclaimer applied. What happens when those she want's to see most are the only ones not there? Please no flames, sucky summary. Frozen until new ideas!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Beauteous Love by first kiss reviews
They were the guys who ruled the school. She was just a innocent, naive, freshmen girl. ItaSaku , SasoSaku , DeiSaku , Akatuski Love
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,582 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 222 - Updated: 6/5/2010 - Published: 11/27/2007 - Sakura H.
Revenge is Sweet by Baby Lavender reviews
Sakura Haruno has just been dumped by Uchiha Sasuke. What's a better revenge than joining the very organization that your ex is dying to join? And being partner with his hated hot older brother is just the cherry on top. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,554 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
My Girlfriend's Father Is An Ass by Sakura.Uchiha.614 reviews
R&R "Respect. You're going to treat my daughter with respect. What? The same type of respect when she was five and you took her virginity!" "I didn't take her virginity at five you sick freak! Who in the world told you that?"
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,119 - Reviews: 205 - Favs: 585 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sakura H., Sasuke U. - Complete
Handcuffed with the Enemy by Leena260 reviews
"You two will be chained together until you realize two of each others deepest secrets!" Triangle of Love! ItaSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,039 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Hana: The tale of one by sparklesama reviews
being kidnapped by the red cloud organization. being subjected to an implant? the kind that posses your inside and force you to kill. sakura gots a demon! good i promise
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,846 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
She's Mine! said the Uchihas by AoiCherry reviews
A new girl, Sakura Haruno, is attending Hidden Leaf High. She's an interesting girl, and have drawn the attention of Sasuke Uchiha, a very popular guy at school. What happens when another person falls for her? Talk about chaos. Most likely discontinued.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,799 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 10/13/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
The Middle of Crossfire by something someone said reviews
The good news, Germany and Italy have just moved into a new apartment together. The bad news, they live under America and England and the floor is very thin. Germany/Italy, America/England, Prussia/Austria if you turn your head sideways
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,955 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Germany, America, N. Italy, England/Britain - Complete
Cinnamon by Miss Celsius reviews
ItaSaku:: When forced to move into a new apartment, Itachi did not know what would kill him first: the deplorable location or the maddening smell of cinnamon coming from next door. AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,245 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 26 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Hummingbird by Volleys-chan reviews
She was weak. She wanted to be strong. He was weak. He wanted to be strong. Misfits brought together under the name of Akatsuki and given a chance to become legends. But perhaps being just partners won't be enough after a while. DeiSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 14 - Words: 75,500 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 225 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 5/20/2010 - Published: 10/31/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Lucifer's Angel by Pnkrockninja101 reviews
AU. She was his angel and he had to save her. One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 826 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ouija Board by Clairesa-chan reviews
Can demons fall in love? Or do they just lie? SasoSaku and ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Horror - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,364 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 5/14/2010 - Published: 7/30/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Red Threads of Daybreak by Aria Illusine reviews
A collection of AkaSaku drabbles, this one's a KisaSaku! Kisame makes a strange suggestion, that leads to a minor epiphany on Sakura's part.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,580 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 11/9/2009 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Break A Leg by The Music Woman reviews
Misa Misa breaks a leg and demands attention from Light. It doesn't quite go as planned. L/Misa drabble. Theme: Seeking Solace.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 377 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/12/2010 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Together by LiLiKun18 reviews
A collection of sweet oneshots, about when the Wammy boys were little. No romance, just cuteness and later on sadness. NO AU! HURRAY
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,430 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 5/12/2010 - Published: 3/26/2010 - L, Near - Complete
Mask, Uhn by Killer-San reviews
I spent the next few minutes stoking his hair, calming him down like a mother would with a small child until he spoke again. "Deidara-Senpai was the only person who saw my face and didn't flinch, Sakura-Chan. You flinched too." Fluff!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,367 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 20 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Obito U., Sakura H. - Complete
Gaara The Druggie by Yuniz reviews
Gaara gets hooked on LSD, and it is Temari's and Kankuro's job to get their brother unaddicted. Crack...literally.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,838 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Gaara
Should of Never by TheOneWho'sNotUpdating reviews
AU 'Better buckle up Princess, 'cuz this gonna be one hell of a ride.'-- She should of never opened her mouth. Aka/Saku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,362 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H.
Dear Itachi by Aria Illusine reviews
Non-Mass ItaSaku, Sakura finds that writing letters to Itachi in her journal is great anger management therapy when he takes over her ANBU training for the upcoming exam when Yamato-taichou is off on a mission for a month.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,722 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 348 - Follows: 57 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Ino? by Killer-San reviews
Searching deep in the night for Naruto, The Akatsuki dutifully enter Naruto's apartment and wait for the right moment to strike. Too bad they won't find a sleeping Jinchuriki, but a rather delirious Sakura instead...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,579 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
kakurenbo by Miss Chocolat reviews
Once upon a time in the ninja world, a sickly baby girl was born… her guardian deity saved her, but she ended up inheriting the goddess’ attraction pheromone… For better or worse. Slightly AU, Saku/Almost Everyone
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 48,201 - Reviews: 314 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 268 - Updated: 4/17/2010 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Sakura H.
Sleeping Beauty by eifi reviews
After running away from Konoha to be with Itachi, Sakura finds herself unable to fall asleep. That is until, our supreme hero saves the day and bores her to death. Not literally. An ItaSaku oneshot. 3rd theme of a 100 theme thing with Rida xD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,649 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Prelude by tweetybaby2 reviews
A 4 years old Haruno Sakura ends up in the death note world after an incident. How does this effect L, Matt, Mello, Near and BB's childhoods when she enters Wammy's? "Hey! Strawberry panties girl!" Death Note Naruto crossover Pairings; SakuraxEveryone
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,351 - Reviews: 217 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 4/15/2010 - Published: 3/3/2009 - Sakura H.
The Vampire's Kiss by SaiyanWarrior200 reviews
Just one brief moment of pain Cherry Blossom, and you and I shall rule the night together forever as King and Queen." The red headed figure said as he stroked her pink hair as he seated her on his lap. SasoSaku Oneshot Vampire Fic Bonus Lemon Chapter up
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,625 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 52 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Birthday? by Xxcup-noodlexX reviews
It's Hidan's birthday, everyone has acknowledged this EXCEPT the one person he wants to hear from. How will he deal with this?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 587 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Shakespeare in love by VesperChan reviews
Sakura is the timid girl in the back of the classrom, that happens to have a deep love for Shakespeare. She didn't know that in her new high school it would get her this much attention with the guys. Sakura many
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 43,433 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 601 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Knights in Shining Armor by Tsuki479 reviews
Sakura's cousin, Karin, has her everything- her love, friends and parents trust. But when she had nothing, she met some weird people that made her world upsidedown. HIGHSCHOOL FIC. / Sakucentric / Sakura centric / Sakura Multiple / Sakumultiple /
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 35,641 - Reviews: 341 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 391 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 5/27/2008 - Sakura H.
Lame by Poisoned Blossom reviews
Fire Academy, home to X-Weapon, O-Techs and Mutants... You don't know what they are? Read and find out! Sakura a young O-Tech who wonders at what point in the last 50 years did humans lose their creativity. Rated T for swearing and...lingerie? 2 shot!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Runescape by eifi reviews
ARGHHHH!" *throws computer out of window for the 6th time that week* "..." "Right, that is IT. I am officially BANNING YOU from playing that GODFORSAKEN GAME SAKURA." "UP YOURS ITACHI!" ItaSaku. The 78th Oneshot theme I'm doing with Rida. READ IT! XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 947 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
From Leaf to Flower by Unknown Artist of Hanagakure reviews
It had been serendipitous. All of it. Even the unexpected results. But now, Sakura is trying to move on from her sins. To look towards the rise of her own village and take care of her people. To create an artist's paradise: Hanagakure. Rate change J.I.C.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 13 - Words: 77,626 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 4/7/2010 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara
Bells by eifi reviews
KITTTY!" An ItaSaku. Also a 100 theme oneshot thingy with Rida xD Added a mini continuation in xD
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,854 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
SakuraxSasori by Tally Mai-chan reviews
SakuraxSasori,SasorixSakura drabbles and one-shots. Anything and everything from Cannon to AU. Dark and mature to cute and funny. Rating may change for chapters depending on content.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,626 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 3/29/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori
BANG! And the Guilt is Gone! by eifi reviews
Life is filled with surprises, especially for Haruno Sakura. In fact, throughout her entire life, she could say she has had quite a few of them, but not enough for her to have to use her toes to count them. A DeiSaku Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Obsessive Love Letdown by VesperChan reviews
There are four acts in this play of obsession, but how many will pass before it is too late to be saved from a curse called love.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,382 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 39 - Published: 3/26/2010 - Sakura H., Madara U. - Complete
What Happens When You Lose It All? by Killer-San reviews
RECENTLY EDITED, ENDING CHANGED. What happens when you lose it all? You strive to find anything, anything that you can keep. SakuXKaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,796 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Akatsuki, Kakuzu - Complete
Some Days by Killer-San reviews
It seemed the gods didn't want him to meet Sakura at the time he had promised. But then he saw her standing under the awning that ran along the the roof of the bookstore, leaning over a box on the ground that seemed to be drenched in water. OneShot FLUFF!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Virginity by ByeFolks reviews
Itachi,...are you implying that you're still a virgin?" she snorted a couple of times before bursting out laughing. The question is, who deflowered HIS Sakura? ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 40 - Published: 3/18/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
All because of a cough by Somnium Lacertae reviews
*Mother-hen Ita, implied Bad friends trio on Ita* Spain comes sick at a Nation meeting, and Italy's mother-hen side comes out to play. Prussia and France were just jealous and had to jump in, too...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,589 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/18/2010 - N. Italy, Spain - Complete
Jealously Is Only Human by Girasole reviews
It is common to have such emotion and If you didn't you simply were not human. No, of course not. Maybe I'm just coming down with something? A flu virus? Yes that must be the reason because I'm certainly not jealous of my Italy. GerIta Happy B-day Italia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,389 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
SUGAR! by happy mess inside a cup reviews
What happens when Gwen has too much sugar? Read to find out. TWOSHOT.
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,948 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 1/19/2010 - Duncan, Gwen - Complete
Death by Killer-San reviews
"Do you think we'll go..t-" A cough. "...To heaven, Senpai?" ONESHOT: Character Death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,739 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Deidara, Obito U. - Complete
Give pain, Recieve pain by Weaselgirl0904 reviews
CanadaXKorea, Onesided ChinaXJapan, Onesided JapanXKorea, Onesided KoreaXChina. Series of Canada falling for Korea, Korea's love for China, China's desire for his loving Kiku, and Kiku's regret and longing for Korea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,307 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 3/9/2010 - Published: 2/24/2010 - South Korea, Canada
The Chocolate War by Moonsmile reviews
Valentine's Day is around the corner and Misa can't wait to present her chocolate to Light-kun but it seems Light-kun has other things planned out for such a holiday. Misa x L
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,618 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/17/2010 - Misa A., L - Complete
The Dangers of Being a Tease by J-Pop Princess reviews
Kiba loves everything about his girlfriend...except every time they make out, she cuts things short and leaves him hot and bothered. There's only so much of this he can take before he takes matters into his own hands. Kiba/Sakura, LEMON
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,554 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 98 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Sakura H., Kiba I. - Complete
What is IN Anymore? by Piper-Knight reviews
What is IN Anymore? Is it being pretty? Popular? Skinny? Tall? Athletic? No one knows. All we know is that there's always someone on top and some one on bottom. Sakura Haruno, she thought she was the bottom. Until she met Pein and the Akatsuki. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,358 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 37 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Pain/Pein, Sakura H. - Complete
Táncol? by Lady Charity reviews
Elizaveta is determined to find out who Gilbert wants to ask out for the school dance. If that means bullying his friends, being hired by Gilbert to slave over a cake, and invading his diaries, so be it. Chap 6: You broke your promise.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,577 - Reviews: 222 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Hungary, Prussia - Complete
The Definition of Being Unfair by eifi reviews
“Ne ne, Itachi-kun,” The pink haired kunoichi spoke softly,her words calm and smooth. “What would you do if I died?” Relaxing his muscles, he replied with a sweet, “I won’t let you die.” Rated T for language. An ItaSaku oneshot. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 18,026 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Busted: Forever by ladykaylee reviews
OneShot: Eric Cartman reflects on the day he first started falling for Butters Stotch. Cartman/Butters one-sided, with mentions of Kenny/Butters.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Eric Cartman, Butters S. - Complete
The Mistake by o0Kira-Uchiha0o reviews
What would happen is Karin had Sasuke's child? does he even love her? anti SasuKarin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/9/2010 - Sasuke U. - Complete
Love through Jade by chaosangel13 reviews
I have waited 500 years for you, Sakura Haruno. When his only love takes her life from a jade dart, Madara Uchiha, the immortal waits for her, then the reincarnation of his love has come back to him after 500 years . Based off parts of forbidden kingdom
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 60 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Madara U.
The Puppet House by Emriel reviews
They talk, they laugh, they move and they seem so alive. Watch out what you say, what you do Watch out what you FEEL cause it might be the last and it might be REAL. AU sasosakudei one-sided itasaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,246 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 5/10/2007 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
I Kissed A Girl by Alois21 reviews
I kissed a girl and I liked it, the taste of her cherry chapstick. I kissed a girl just to try it. I hope HER boyfriend don't mind it. It felt so wrong it felt so right, don't mean I'm in love tonight. I kissed a girl and I liked it. I liked it. L/Misa
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,407 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/29/2010 - L, Misa A. - Complete
GIR's Birthday by Replaceable Insanity reviews
Zim forgets GIR's birthday, or does he! GIR's POV
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 802 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/30/2009 - Gir, Zim - Complete
Addicted to a Cherry Blossom by Kyo12591 reviews
Sakura is now Eighteen. She's not the weak little girl she was anymore. Sasuke returns to the Village after 6 years, and Sakura and Neji are sent on a Mission to Mist to gain info. on Akatsuki. Sakura X Akatsuki Slight Saku X Neji Saku X Sasu x Redone x
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 28,741 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 12/14/2009 - Published: 2/22/2008 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Maybe a little like Hate by VesperChan reviews
He was madly obsessed with her, too much in fact. So, she did the only thing she could do when Naruto came to her. SakuraMinato crack.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,278 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 40 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Sakura H., Minato N. - Complete
Dumb Moments by Eternal Grey reviews
ONESHOT sequal to Diry Teacher Games. Sakura is trying to finish her novel in time for the due date that day... but what happens when Sasori gets home early? made for fan kaminariyoru SasoSaku SakuSaso SakuraxSasori SasorixSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 582 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Dirty Teacher Games by Eternal Grey reviews
Sasori wants Sakura to play a new game with him thanks to his new teaching job. No Fluff and No M. It's just pure Sasori games. SasorixSakura SasoSaku SakuraxSasori SakuSaso ONESHOT
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 477 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Sakura H., Sasori - Complete
Booth by Canadino reviews
Because what else can an older brother do when his younger brother subjects himself to such an atrocity like a kissing booth? High school AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,444 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 17 - Published: 11/23/2009 - N. Italy, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Complications of Regret by XxGaarasGirlXx reviews
HidaSakuIta triangle:: He hates. He kills. He regrets. She hurts. She hits. She breaks. He smirks. He plays. He mocks. Hidan can't get a grip, Sakura is blind, Itachi strings along the rule-less game of hate,love, and jealousy. Character death.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,558 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Nanase Academy by Kurosaki Razhel reviews
Haruno Sakura, the first girl to ever enter Nanase Academy for the gifted."Deidara, Naruto and Sasuke were too focused on Sakura’s pouting lip to mock and laugh at Itachi. And apparently, so was he. Stupid adorable pouting lips." Chapter Four. SakuraxMany
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,123 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 105 - Updated: 11/9/2009 - Published: 8/21/2009 - Sakura H.
One Innocent Question by xMy.November.Insanityx reviews
...can lead to a pointless, yet entertaining conversation. Oh, and result in an early grave for pastries. Oneshot. No Pairings. Possible OOC.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2009 - Misa A., L - Complete
I'll teach you a lesson by SleepyGirl reviews
I was in jail for 5 years. I'm finally free from the jail and entered the private school for rich kids, called 'Konoha Academy'. I guess I'm going to teach those spoiled brats a little lesson... that's what I thought... Sakura center-fic. Sakuraxmulti
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 64,608 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 293 - Updated: 10/28/2009 - Published: 7/10/2008 - Sakura H.
Encounter in the Woods by red champagne reviews
They meet in the woods, and Sakura finds out just how evil the Akatsuki can be. HUMOR oneshot deisaku
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 953 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 10/7/2009 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
My boyfriends by twirlgurl5000 reviews
My name is Butters, and I want to tell you about the boyfriends I had in high school. KennyxButters, ClydexButtersxKenny, ClydexButters
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,284 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Truth or Dare? by Raenaluv reviews
Gilbert and Italy decide to play a game. T for yaoi, nothing hardcore. Short story out of boredom, really.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,598 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 9/24/2009 - Published: 9/21/2009 - N. Italy, Prussia
Sparkles by ViDez reviews
The REAL reason why Kira had so many teenage fangirls... was because of a book titled: Twilight.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 701 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/21/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Blood soaked by valorkairi reviews
This is a collection of multy non yaoi pairings dealing with depression, homocide, abuse, etc. There are no happy endings. The stories parts Will all last about 4 chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,091 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/15/2009 - Published: 9/14/2009 - Misa A., Near
Little Sakura's power by Rosales reviews
Nothing, absolutly nothing, not even the cold-hearted Uchiha Tensai himself would ever have a chance against Sakura's cuteness... as embarrassing as it seems... one-shot a little bit of itasaku total fluff
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 41 - Published: 9/7/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
My Pet by Risaku reviews
ATTENTION! THIS IS NOT AN ITASAKU. IT IS AGAIN SASOSAKU. Akasuna no Sasori has women falling at his feet, not that he cares. What's this? A new girl? How will Sakura be thrown into this? Cute maid outfits, a mischievous Deidara, and a scheming family! :o!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 19,228 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 8/29/2009 - Published: 11/2/2008 - Sakura H., Sasori
SPY by sakurablossom1234 reviews
Sakura is an assassin for Akatsuki and a student of Itachi whose told never to show emotion, but how is that possible if she likes him too much? Meanwhile when Itachi is trying to figure his feelings, a puppet master just had to get in his way. R&R Plez!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 22,543 - Reviews: 149 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/25/2009 - Published: 12/31/2005 - Sakura H.
An Interesting Conversation by EMOyuriRulez reviews
Light and Matsuda hear an interesting conversation between L and misa... Implied L x Misa No flames this time. If you wont like it then turn away. I'm warning you...this story is quite perverse... That's why it's rated T
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 410 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2009 - Misa A., L - Complete
My Lovely Maid by AnimeloverNUMBA100 reviews
Sakura is Sasuke's new personal maid. She hates rich people, and even worse, Itachi likes her. Sasuke notice he's getting jealous seeing them together. Sakura is stuck between love, money,and her childhood crush, Naruto. Who will she choose out of 3 guys?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 26 - Words: 51,160 - Reviews: 530 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Itchingness always spreads ITCHFEST! 2006 by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
Its a sequel to 'Strange love makes me itchy' Zombies, gay jokes, HIPPIES AND TRANSVESTITES WHAT MORE COULD YOU WANT? Okay fine i cant cook muffins im sorry none of those but Itachi's in a dress! Did i mention a black baby? WELL THERE IS!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 18,313 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 11/7/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Be My Doll by WhItE RaBbIt101 reviews
Sasori is the new kid at school and after Sakura was the only one who showed him a bit of kindness has fallen in love with her. Though the only problem is Sakura’s boyfriend Sasuke Uchiha. But that isn’t going to stop Sasori from making Sakura his.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,957 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/20/2009 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Sakura H., Sasuke U.
Theatre Crashers by wherever-you-wander reviews
-"You know Wally," said Ace cockily "I know something you don't know." - Wally and Ace have never been the best of friends. So when Ace gets the chance to pull a prank on Wally, he takes it. Set during Operation L.O.V.E. Contains 3/4 and Ace/Kuki.
Codename: Kids Next Door - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,083 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Ace/The Kid - Complete
Winner by morallyambiguous reviews
Inner Sakura is a lot more dangerous than Sakura ever wants to realize.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 364 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 15 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Forever with my Daddy by Cherry Blossom Girl13 reviews
My life with my daddy started out good but then bad things started to happen. I'm scared. Daddy's not home. Uncle Deidara is bleeding and someone is walking towards me with something sharp! I want my daddy! No pairing. father/daudger love. Read and rate.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,009 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 9/28/2008 - Itachi U.
You Can Write it on My Grave by Natsu reviews
A story about hitting the quarter-life crisis and why moving in with your super-best doesn't always work so well. In which Kyle is uptight, Stan is a mess, Kenny knows too much and Cartman...is faring better than all of them. Slash. K/K/S triangle.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 14 - Words: 47,246 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 7/4/2009 - Published: 5/3/2009 - Kyle B., Stan M. - Complete
Sticky Note Battlefield by xXGoody Not-So-Great MeXx reviews
Love quarrels happen all the time, in and out of the classroom. Why put a girl and a guy in a room with a dozen donuts and unlimited sticky notes? Is it the same as two in a closet? DeiSaku Oneshot, for Vesper chan's contest.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,910 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/2/2009 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Of Geniuses and Percents by Kitsunegirls reviews
Oh, the joys of love. L plays a guessing game, and Sakura gets flustered. LxSakura Standard disclaimer: We don't own Death Note or Naruto!
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,455 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 30 - Published: 6/30/2009 - Sakura H., L - Complete
Thinking of You by XxSakuraxHobo2X101101xX reviews
Sakura's married to Sasori. But is still stuck on her last love Gaara. Katy Perrys "Thinking of You".
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 927 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke is a Moron by Natarie reviews
It started as many things are prone to: With a bet and the Akatsuki. Women are always right. Therefore, whatever happened, it was all his fault. One-Shot Crack
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 23,764 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 1,766 - Follows: 307 - Published: 6/21/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Makeup by LightSinger reviews
Misa teaches L about make-up....
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/14/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
You Belong With Me by kilf reviews
Sakura was the nerdy girl next door who had a big crush on her neighbor, the football MVP, Sasuke. Full summary inside. Based on "You belong with me" by Taylor Swift. OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,412 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2009 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
What the Heart Wants by PeinSaku reviews
Sakura was always neck-and-neck with Near during exams, sometimes even surpassing him. If Mello's calculations were correct, she had been first 26 times since she arrived, while Near was at 24. But why did he care? He was just the stupid third-place kid.
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 40 - Published: 5/21/2009 - [Sakura H., Mello] Near - Complete
Time That Passed by Stormdragon6 reviews
In which a second race exists alongside humans: the felis. The cat-like. Rare ones would have dreams of their future. A redheaded prince among them dreamt of his future mate when she was only a child. He sought her out and watched her grow up beside him. Members of the court to this day spit out their wine when they hear tales of her delightful antics. SasoSaku, OOC like omg.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 61,336 - Reviews: 203 - Favs: 322 - Follows: 207 - Updated: 5/16/2009 - Published: 3/9/2008 - Sasori, Sakura H.
Smut Smut Smut by Fanfiction-no-jutsu reviews
SAKURAS AND DUCK BUTT HAIR AND MARY SUES, OH MY! A series of parody's about Naruto, and Naruto fanfiction, no offense meant.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,420 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/20/2009 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Complete
Dishes by 17child-of-the-moon17 reviews
She knew that we never really cleaned the dishes, but she loved that we tried. Rated T for Hidan's colourful language. ;
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 16 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Haircut by GoldenGrimoire reviews
It doesn't suit you at all, and neither does the Uchiha brat that you've been throwing yourself at while I was gone." Sasori pays Sakura a little visit after a long absence. Drabble. Sasori/Sakura, mention of Sasuke/Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 649 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 29 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Sasori, Sakura H. - Complete
Broken Rose by tempestquill reviews
Six years is a long time to just watch, to wait, to want...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/3/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Strip Search by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
L does the unthinkable. L/Raito. L/Misa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,333 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Vent by Random LOLOL reviews
Sakura vents her feelings about Sasuke and Ino. Sasuke and Ino bashing. Beware.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 581 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Sakura H. - Complete
Eyelash Wishes by rawrchelle reviews
Itachi/Sakura. Once upon a time, there was a prince, and a princess. Except, the prince was near insane, the princess was emotionally unstable, and happily ever afters didn’t exist with them.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,341 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 250 - Follows: 36 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Voyager en sécurité by VesperChan reviews
Sakura, Itachi and Madara are trapped in their van during a storm while traveling across Europe. With no cell service what madness will be born?"Let's play Truth or Dare!""I'm amazed you know that song still," she said, giving him a weird look. From Poll
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,071 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 86 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Breathless by thinking of england reviews
Misa and L continue investigation on Kira's murders despite Light falling ill. L works relentlessly, and his refusal to pay attention to Misa just makes her all the more determined to catch his attention. Contains Lemons. Finished!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,505 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 5/17/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Only You by Pocketface reviews
A story illustrating just how clueless Butters is. Kenny/Butters; Stan/Kyle; onesided Butters/Cartman
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,641 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
The Hero by Seductive Venus reviews
L saves Misa from her doom... or so he thinks. -LxMisa-
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 526 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/13/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Candy by drunk driving reviews
We think Sakura's sweet, and so do these guys. Any and all prompts inspired by varying types of candy. Sakura Carousel Drabblefest: Sakura x ? -- Done: ItaSaku; Current: DeiSaku; Upcoming: LeeSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,231 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/4/2009 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Sakura H.
That'll be the day by xoxo-sugarHIGH-xoxo reviews
Raito thinks Misa-Misa will never ever leave him. She’ll be his tool forever. So when he dedicates a song to her, what does she think of it? Song-fic. Please read and review! Some serious Raito bashing. rated k for violence. One shot!
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/3/2009 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Meet Me At Midnight by knightchaser reviews
Itachi has had a crush on his brother’s pink-haired teammate for years, yet never took it seriously enough to ask her out. Until he read the terms of his father’s will. One-shot. Itachi x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/31/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Karin by KirishimaZen's reviews
Hey! This for all you Karin Haters out there! Enjoy !
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Karin U. - Complete
What a Comment about a Grammer Error can Lead To by Nikki1212 reviews
In which Sakura corrects Kakashi and Inner Sakura is let loose. LOLZ no pairings...i think
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/21/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
I Want Candy by Seductive Venus reviews
What L wants, L gets. He always wants to know how Amane Misa tastes like. -LxMisa-
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,503 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Inner Itachi by SachiruNatsu reviews
If you thought Sakura's inner self was bad, wait until you meet Itachi's...OOC Itachi
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,699 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Itachi U., Sai
Hooked by Glue Gun reviews
Tonight you expect to end up in the bed of someone that’s twice your age and all too willing to pay for your ‘services’-- not in the bed of your most childlike classmate. Kenny/Butters
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,514 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 20 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Butters S., Kenny M.
Things I Hate by Takiasmuse reviews
One-Shot Light ends up sick in bed with Ryuzaki and as if that doesn't annoy him enough...Misa visits to extend his pain. Story is in Light's PoV but implied L x Misa.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,819 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/12/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Songbird by VesperChan reviews
He took a steep forward, wanting to be closer to his siren as she sang. He needed to be beside her. An Italian romance between a lovely street singer and a english gentleman. SakDei
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,460 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 11/5/2008 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
The Desired by JustALittleTwisted reviews
A year after their last encounter with Sasuke, Sakura and Naruto have trained hard to bring him back, but their quest to save him takes a back seat when Akatsuki and Orochimaru set their sights on a new target...Sakura. SakuraXMany M to be safe
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 69,649 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 447 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 11/4/2008 - Published: 8/10/2008 - Sakura H.
Lunch Break by ayafangirl reviews
Butters has no one to sit with at lunch...until he runs into Pip. Fluffy oneshot Bip.
South Park - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/18/2008 - Butters S., Pip P. - Complete
In Your Honor by thunderings reviews
Misa Amane didn't kill herself after Light had died. Filled with anger, she decides to become a top Detective, in hopes of taking down the people whom killed him. What happens however, when she gets a job working for Near?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 24 - Words: 35,205 - Reviews: 238 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 10/11/2008 - Published: 7/6/2008 - Misa A., Near - Complete
Eternal Silence by Shadow of Midnight reviews
Sakura would do anything to help her best friend, Temari. But Temari doesn't want help for herself but for her abused younger brother. Can Sakura rise to the challenge? Abuse warning
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 23,237 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 10/6/2008 - Published: 7/8/2008 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
The List: The Part You Didn't See by Cinvxten reviews
They said he was number 11. I thought he was number 1. But who in their right mind would ever go out with a poor person like me? Kenny X Butters one shot rated T for language and suggestive themes.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,421 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/5/2008 - Butters S., Kenny M. - Complete
constant vigilence by smartalker reviews
What do you mean; I have to wait until he’s eighteen? — LightMisaL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2008 - Misa A., L - Complete
The Art of Terror by macadamia96 reviews
As Sakura stared down at the rotting twisted corpse something came over her. It was her turn to rage. To let the emotion out in the violent motions and sadistic acts of revenge. It was her turn to be the villain... A little bit of Sakura x Akatsuki...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 20,651 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 9/28/2008 - Published: 12/31/2007 - Sakura H., Hidan
hold me by smartalker reviews
Temari! Gaara just touched a girl! — GaaraSakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,001 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 312 - Follows: 36 - Published: 9/27/2008 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Lucky One by BlindHuntress reviews
It seemed he would never get over Haruno Sakura and it burned him, not just in the disappointment, but in the irony.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,974 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 33 - Published: 9/6/2008 - Sakura H., Naruto U. - Complete
Bedtime Stories by DorianneGray reviews
After a long hard day of work for the Kira case, it's 2 in the morning and Misa Amane can't sleep. However, a certain L offers his help, with a michievous glint in his heavy, deep eyes. An LxMisa oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,524 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/22/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Sakura's secret by Fanfiction-no-jutsu reviews
I hated him. I truly, truly hated him. And no one knew it. Sakura Centric. NaruSaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 613 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/13/2008 - Naruto U., Sakura H.
Joji of the Desert Sand by Zwalaaz reviews
Sakura is child who has been moved to Suna with an abusive father and a demon inside her there she meets Gaara and they befriend one another until one day sakura is sent to the Akatsuki....Sequel coming
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/13/2008 - Published: 12/23/2007 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
Finding Focus by VesperChan reviews
Love is a myth, I don't believe in it." Quick and to the point."How can you say something like that?" "Very easily." SakuraTobi
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,087 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 153 - Follows: 38 - Published: 8/7/2008 - Sakura H., Obito U. - Complete
Dear Karin by Sasura reviews
I love you. You love me. Let's go out and KILL KARIN. With a 'death bomb' Bang! Boom! KARIN'S ON THE FLOOR .... No more stupid slut slash whore! A Karin basher fic. Rated T just to be safe. R&R!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Karin U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Evil Laughter by bLoOdY9o1 reviews
Tobi is getting sick of the way Deidara treats him but has to keep his reputation of being 'a good boy' for Zestu-senpai, well, one day he snaps and this time...he's out of control. Rated M for blood, gore, cussing, character death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,489 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Obito U., Deidara
Yuki Sakura: A MARY SUE Story by Chibi Atomic Bomb reviews
What happens when a Mary Sue named Yuki Sakura who is both caring, and kind appears in Konoha? A BUNCH OF CLICHE CRAP, THAT'S WHAT! Totel nonsense. Read at you own risk. Written by someone who doesn't care if you get offended.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,295 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2008 - Sasuke U., Gaara - Complete
Lost and Found by red champagne reviews
fluff "Found...? Is it like stealing?" chibi-sakura
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 791 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/30/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Deathnote Dating Gameshow by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
Being the soon to be God of the new world can be a rewarding if lonely job. But do not fear obsessive Kira-worshippers, for Sakura Tv is here to ensure that the savior finds that special somebody. RaitoxL/Mikami/Misa/Takada/Near/Ryuuk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Knight in Shining Armor by Crescendolls reviews
AU: She realized something in that instant. In a world full of imperfections, how could she ever want anything as fake as a knight in shining armor? DeiSaku :3
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,394 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
Artificially Sweet by Coco-Minu reviews
The sweets would rot away his teeth, but she was a human. She could break his heart. Oneshot, LxMisa gift for thunder sister.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,639 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
The Cake by death by storm reviews
L and Misa face off in a battle to the death over... cake? LxMisa Crack! pairing and OOCness.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 793 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/10/2008 - Misa A., L - Complete
Inner Sakura's Obsession by Elsakun reviews
Itachi uses the Tsukiyomi on Sakura and is greeted with a rather foul-mouthed surprise. Rated for language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 646 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Published: 4/28/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Akatsuki no Sakura by Clairesa-chan reviews
Sakura must travel to the past in order to save the Akatsuki. Love triangle. SakuraxDeidaraItachiNeji
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 73 - Words: 52,771 - Reviews: 524 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 4/26/2008 - Published: 11/15/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Biggest Fan by cheriepie89 reviews
Even L has his own secret pleasures and desires. pre-kira, LxMisa
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 983 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/18/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
The World Ends With L by Roxius reviews
L has an obsession with Misa, Raito has the runs, and Misa herself decides to take a shower while being watched on monitors. onesided LXMisa crackfic with some other silly stuff going on. PLease R & R!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 842 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/10/2008 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Three makes a Crowd by korena10 reviews
Sasori and Deidara have been best friends since childhood and found a new friend Sakura. Both boys wanted her anhd they decided to share her. They start highschool and everyone wants to get in the way! SasoSakuDei threesome M for content
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,613 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 35 - Published: 4/8/2008 - Sakura H.
Do you know What I did? by Air Angel32 reviews
Because sometimes Sasuke's just an ass and Sakura deserves better.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 831 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/27/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
A Game of Go Fish by Shanghai Honey reviews
Neji, Sasuke and Gaara are transfer students. They are the most feared and famous for their repulsive attitudes. Their motto? 'Stick Together'.But what happens when a girl name Sakura Haruno breaks them apart? [SakuNeji][SakuSasu][SakuGaa]
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 108,417 - Reviews: 1252 - Favs: 437 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 3/21/2008 - Published: 1/28/2006 - Sakura H.
what about my voice by lovegoddess267 reviews
temari is treated like crap yet sakura is getting love and attention
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Sakura H., Temari - Complete
The Seven Deadly Sins by cheriepie89 reviews
L fancied himself to be a detached and just man. Who would have thought that Misa Amane would cause him to be so...sinful? Complete
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,238 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 171 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 3/4/2008 - Published: 11/2/2007 - L, Misa A. - Complete
Broken Heart by Crimson Eyed Sakura reviews
This is a poem I wrote and then added an ItachixSakura scene to. No blood and gore, just heartbreak.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 279 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Capture the Flag by andiiwandii reviews
Who knew a simple game of 'Capture the Flag' could turn like this? All Characters, no main pairing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,871 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 9 - Published: 2/9/2008 - Sakura H. - Complete
Overwork by BlackElement7 reviews
...Itachi. Make sure my apprentice stays at home, and gets some sleep, will you?" ItaSakuSasu
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 161 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/4/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Obsession by nolongerupdatinghere reviews
Sasori and Sakura were friends 7 years ago,and they finally meet again. But it's not so great because what Sasori calls friendship is what Sakura calls an obsession.Some Gaasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 13,102 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 1/30/2008 - Published: 4/27/2007 - Complete
Differences between Karin and Sakura by Oh My Kira reviews
Sasuke's nasty thoughts on Karin and his sweet thoughts on Sakura. People who like Karin shouldn't read this. Implied SasuSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 449 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 14 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Sasuke U., Sakura H. - Complete
Imperfect Perfection by O.bi.Sess reviews
Mary Sue Parody. AU. Kiki, our lovely Mary Sue, takes a tumble in the Naruto world where everyone adores her. Everyone, that is, except Naruto, Itachi and Akamaru. See? Even the summary's cliched. Complete at last. About freaking time, too.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 40,160 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/5/2005 - Complete
MerryMaking by V. Kirimi reviews
[SakuraChibi Centric] Every night the Akatsuki's Leader comes in to read Chibi Sakura her bedtime story. [Chp 1 The Little Pink SeaMaiden]
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,944 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/31/2007 - Published: 6/4/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
On the First Day Of Chanukah, Sakura Gave To Me: by NibiNoNEKO reviews
The Akatsuki plans a special production for The Akatsuki's resident bicycle, Sakura. My sad attempt to make fun of all the Christmas fanfiction out there and promote awareness. AkatsukiSakura.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 911 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/16/2007 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
My Little Demon by Skyward reviews
Sakura is Kisame's beloved daughter with enough bloodlust to make Itachi think twice about picking a fight with her. When she is introduced to the infamous group, Akatsuki, their first qustion is, Is she spoken for and if so, when can I kill him? What wil
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,824 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 439 - Follows: 431 - Updated: 11/28/2007 - Published: 4/17/2007 - Sakura H.
HauntFest: House of Horrors by backlash symphony reviews
The final rule is, do not, under any circumstances, touch the actors. You paid to get scared. They’re doing their jobs and scaring you. If you touch them, they can touch you. HidaSaku AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,031 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 455 - Follows: 70 - Published: 10/28/2007 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
New Years Party by DarkBlossom14 reviews
Sakura didn't want to go to Ino's party, but while she's there she sees a boy who she had first met in a sandbox.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,228 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/20/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Tattoos by Little Piper Girl reviews
Uchiha Sasuke does not worry. Not even when his two teammates disappear for 24 hours and come back a little changed.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,245 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 17 - Published: 8/28/2007 - Sasuke U. - Complete
The New Sannin by AnimeFreak4261 reviews
Sakura, Naruto and Itachi are the new Sannin. Naruto is Hokage and Itachi and Sakura are the leaders of the Akatsuki. How will Sasuke react to this? And whats this? Sakura is Itachi's girlfriend! slight itaxsaku moments. full summary inside.K just in case
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,853 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/19/2007 - Published: 6/19/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
I'll Make a Spicey Teme Out of You by Azn Muffin reviews
Great…with his help I’ll probably end up like one of the sanins… lonely, a drunk, a gay pedophile, or a gambler. Sai takes Naruto's advice on how to impress Sakura chan, but after failed attempts his own method. previously how to impress sakura chan
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2007 - Sai, Sakura H. - Complete
Gameing by hducudusjfjei643 reviews
Ever consider that I might just be naturally better than you at something? Sakura asked Itachi. ONESHOT, rated T for swearing. Itasaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/16/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Pretty flower by angelgurl079 reviews
TobixSakura. Why are you crying? Your not lost are you? Tobi can help you!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,999 - Reviews: 678 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 192 - Updated: 7/13/2007 - Published: 6/12/2007 - Sakura H., Obito U. - Complete
Chibi Sakura by Nikooru-sama reviews
[Now Complete! Sequel is now up!] Sakura drinks something her mum made and makes her a 4 year old chibi! Team 7, 8, 10 and Gai's Team needs to look after her! Lots of BoysXSaku pairings! Read and review please!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,418 - Reviews: 161 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 6/28/2007 - Published: 6/3/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Physical Contact by Adamina20 reviews
Itachi tries to tell Sakura that even though they have a relationship, he doesn't want to be touched in front of Akatsuki members, no kissing in public. But Sakura has a different opinion about it. ItaSaku, both OOC, some language. READ AND REVIEWS!
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 17 - Published: 6/9/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Sasuke Kills Karin by JessWithNails reviews
There's only so much an Uchiha can take...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 99 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/27/2007 - Sasuke U., Karin U. - Complete
Trapped Within Insanity by eifi reviews
A VERY short oneshot on ItaSaku... I wrote this to try to help me get rid of my writers block so I can progress on my main story...
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/11/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
What Kisame never knew by NarutoXHinataPie reviews
[OneShot][ItaSaku]. Sakura is 20 and is a member of the Akatsuki. She's teamed up with Kisame and Itachi. However, she hates the weasel. That's what she wants to believe.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 787 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/21/2007 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Sakura's Nightmare by starcatkitten reviews
A really long story. What if Sakura was an Immortal called a Princess of Darkness? See what happens. A bit of blood and horror towards the end.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,892 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/18/2007 - Sakura H. - Complete
Lust by MagenKyotenChiten reviews
Haruno Sakura goes to an All Girl Private school. Even, living the upbeat, glamorous and accelerated, life of the rich, in Upper East New York, Sakura still isn’t satisfied. She thirsts for something more. Along, comes the new sexy English teacher...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 22,175 - Reviews: 204 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 219 - Updated: 2/23/2007 - Published: 10/30/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Heaven's Grace by Moonbeam Great Goddess of the Night reviews
She is a vampire hunter, the best of the best. Her mission, to kill the last two remaining vamp princes. She thinks it will be easy, but how will she deal when both of them start claiming her as their own. SasxSakxIta, others
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 48,037 - Reviews: 220 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 2/4/2007 - Published: 4/22/2006 - Sakura H.
Switch? by Ice Everlasting reviews
What happens when Gaara switches bodies with Sakura?all Naruto's FAULT,now they must live in each other for a week.Sakura is now cold and this just gets the attention of a certain boy named Sasuke GaaSaku?-BEING EDITED-
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 22,257 - Reviews: 563 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 122 - Updated: 1/29/2007 - Published: 1/24/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
A Ripple in the Pond by Lady Hanaka reviews
Sakura Haruno is kidnapped by the Akatsuki, mainly one in particular: Uchiha Itachi. How will her friends take all of this? Will they forget she existed? Or, like a ripple in a pond, will her abduction spiral out and effect others around her? Warning:Rape
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 135,401 - Reviews: 1262 - Favs: 2,290 - Follows: 500 - Updated: 1/25/2007 - Published: 12/2/2006 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Mistress of Seduction by Little Falcon reviews
GaaSaku... Another sexy drabble of mine... let's look at things from another point of view... what if Sakura tries to seduce the hottie from Suna...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/22/2007 - Sakura H., Gaara - Complete
Upside Down, Inside Out by MagenKyotenChiten reviews
Sakura Haruno is a average, intelligent high school girl. But her life turns upside down and inside out, when her only and best friend Naruto Uzumaki morphs from skinny nerd to a total hottie and two gorgeous Uchiha brothers, get very interested in her...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,530 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 1/14/2007 - Published: 6/18/2006 - Sakura H.
Strange love makes me itchy by xDeadlyDiseasex reviews
What Sakura has a grandpa? What he's the akatsuki leader? Well if that isnt scary enough... i think i smell burnt love in the kitchen!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 13,047 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 11/7/2006 - Published: 9/26/2006 - Deidara, Sakura H. - Complete
What a Beautiful Wedding by Kikumaru Plushie reviews
Sakurachan...I... I paused, I was out of words, and then I stared at Sakura's face, she was crying again, I...can't take this anymore. SasuSakuNaru ONE SHOT
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 456 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Complete
So Many Things to Tell Her by Kikumaru Plushie reviews
I could see she was trying desperately to heal me, to bring me back to life. But it was no use. I was dying, and there was nothing she could do about it. NaruSaku OneShot
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 10/28/2006 - Naruto U., Sakura H. - Complete
Love is Troublesome by Kuramasdarkside reviews
Sakura has always had a crush on Sasuke like most of the girls at her school but when Ino and him start dating she gives up on him and then she finds out she's engaged to Itachi! And is Sasuke jealous?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,178 - Reviews: 422 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 10/8/2006 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Sakura H.
Uchiha by WingedTdg reviews
AU Sakura, adopted by Uchihas at infancy. Itachi and Sasuke feel something more for their ‘sister’ but it can’t be cuz that’s incest, right? Everything changes when they find out she was adopted. Saku x multiple. Full sum inside.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,117 - Reviews: 500 - Favs: 555 - Follows: 541 - Updated: 9/23/2006 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Sakura H.
Dancing In The Moonlight Sun by Yokaigurl reviews
When Naruto's old girlfriend comes back nobody knew that she was ...hot. Now back, Sakura ask for help to get away from someone most woman would not want to let go of! his name is Uchiha Itachi and Hatake Kakashi. AU and OOC
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 29,434 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/4/2006 - Published: 5/29/2005 - Sakura H.
Blossom of Red Sand by LoveShinobi4eva reviews
Sakura was found as a baby by two Akatsuki members, who take her and decide to become her parents, growing up with her father decides to take her to Suna and she meets a friend she will meet again later on but then the circumstances may change! Summery Su
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 20,990 - Reviews: 199 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 7/15/2006 - Gaara, Sakura H. - Complete
The Golden Ticket Curse by IDOL HANDS reviews
And now for something completely different, a story told entirely in verse! Gather round children for I have a tale to tell about a naughty little boy who didn't take his lesson very well... SLASH, 1 curse, violence
Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 6/24/2006 - Complete
Beast and the Harlot by CheapChampagne15 reviews
Songfic, Avenged Sevenfold, it's about Sakura and her new relationship with Naruto while Sasuke looks on about their relationship thinking about what he had and lost with Sakura, and Kakashi watches his team's love triangle...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/18/2006 - Sakura H. - Complete
Poker Face by CaramelPudding reviews
[Neji x Sakura] One shot. It started out as a Friday night poker game, but ended in a duel of strip poker.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,239 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 366 - Follows: 71 - Published: 4/13/2006 - Neji H., Sakura H. - Complete
Mary Sue, eh, Angel Goes To Konoha by Smex Lemur reviews
Just a parody. Mehe. And an attempt at humor.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 617 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2006 - Complete
Sakura's little problem by pat-nosferatu reviews
Chapter 12 is up!Sakura has never done anything crazy and irresponsible untill that night. Now she's pregnant and the father of the child is.Itachi. ItaSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 28,278 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 394 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 3/1/2006 - Published: 3/13/2005 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
Kakashi's Life Scarring Nightmare by Rikku the bluefirevixon reviews
Our favorite sharingan weilding sensei has a frightening tale to tell. Mary Sue Parody.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 749 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Kakashi H., Itachi U. - Complete
DIE, Ino! by sakuryn reviews
I know a lot of people will hate me for this one...here is my promised Ino bashing poem of JOY! If you like Ino, don't read it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 319 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/27/2005
Silly Sue by Dark Nemesis 7 reviews
Kakashi deals with an unwanted MarySue.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 263 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/4/2005
I'm A MarySue, How Do You Do? by sarafu-chan reviews
Just when Tenten begins to like Neji more than a friend, Lee comes along and ruins it all by bringing a... Mary-Sue! WARNING: This can cause severe Mary Sue nightmares for weeks! One-shot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,189 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2005 - Complete
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Alive With the Glory of Love reviews
Our world had been crushed and burned to ashes amidst this merciless war that has already killed millions and captured the remaining. We only have each other to depend on in this barbaric reality, and we can only hope that's enough to keep us alive with our sanity in check. post-WW2 StanxKyle EricxButters
South Park - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,534 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 1/8/2013 - Stan M., Kyle B. - Complete
I'll Still Love a Conformist You reviews
I don't miss him. He has his faggy little Emo boyfriend now, he doesn't even need me anymore. So fuck all these conformist feelings, I'll ignore them. eventual EvanxDylan Curly GothxRed Goth
South Park - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,326 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2012 - Curly Goth, Red Goth
Vital Lollipops reviews
A trip to the Eiffel Tower turns into something... well... something that may cause the almighty France to need a change of underwear. Who knew 'vital regions' would make such good candy moldings?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2011 - Canada, France - Complete
My Headless Knight reviews
Every girl dreams of a prince charming... Mine's just a little different, you see I've always wanted someone like the Headless Knight... Alternate Universe! This is for Vesper Chan's October/November contest!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,902 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/8/2010 - Hidan, Sakura H. - Complete
Near's Beautiful Birthday! reviews
Mello's always been jealous of Near's birthdays, but now he's gonna do something about it! But what if it has a completely different effect on Near? HAPPY BIRTHDAY PRINCESS NEAR! T for mild cussing and Mellos 'Mello-ness'. IT'S ALMOST MY BIRTHDAY TOO!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,118 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Near - Complete
Customer Service reviews
Today is the day, I can feel it! I'll finally TALK to HIM! Or was it just all those vodka shots? Alternate Universe! DeidaraxSakura!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,087 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Deidara, Sakura H.
Skittles Make Love Happen reviews
Sakura Haruno doesnt care that Ino stole her life but this time shes gone too far! How dare she steal it! sakura then seeks revenge! Her revenge was So Epic it happens to catch the eye of the HOTTEST GANG IN SCHOOL! Warning: CUSSING, maybe lemon AkatxSaku
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,355 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 100 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The PickleMaker's Apprentice reviews
Sakura was just minding her own business while on her way to see her boyfriend when she suddenly meets a talking head and gets sucked into a world where she must escape an evil ax murdurer and save a whole tank full of talking heads! Better story than sum
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,541 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
How The Akatsuki Came To An End reviews
This is just my wonderful attempt of hu-angnst! Humor and angnst together! It' really just a gruesome suicide chain... read it! It will change your life...
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 590 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Akatsuki, Sakura H. - Complete
Sakurella another Cinderella story reviews
Sakura has a gay father, evil stepsister, jelouse step-cousin, and tomb boy maid. All that's missing is the egotistic PRINCE SASORI! But some other people may want her hand in marriage too... SakuraxSasori Started by Tally Mai-Chan! mild cussing
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,732 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Sasori
Where's the mistletoe? reviews
What happens when Sakura wears reindeer antleers? " are you trying to seduce me?" "Itachi, im wearing reindeer antleers for pete's sake!"
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
I Can See Me In Your Eyes reviews
Who knew deidara had such a big EGO? His EGO is so big it just angers Sakura SOOO MUCH! DeidaraxSakura AU Fic. HUMOR!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sakura H., Deidara - Complete
Legally Bound reviews
What does Itachi call Sakura when no ones around? Who knew THE Itachi Uchiha would use such a cute nickname!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 355 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
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