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Joined 03-28-10, id: 2305993, Profile Updated: 07-30-14
Author has written 6 stories for Naruto.

I don't really write much fanfiction anymore, I might get around to it sometime soon if I have time but chances aren't too high.

The stories that are on here I wrote years and years and YEARS ago, if you read them I'm sorry haha. They're terribly written and the portrayal's are so off and it makes me cringe to read them again. But hey if you wanna go for it I sure as hell can't stop you.

Anyways, I'm Jess, 18, USA.

Yeah that's about it.

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It's Not Fair by UchihanoChidori reviews
Uchiha Sasuke thought that he could deal with being attracted to his co-worker if he didn't give it much thought. One would think that having said co-worker feeling the same way about him would be good, right?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 112,328 - Reviews: 218 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 5/20 - Published: 12/31/2013 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Academic Kiss by KittyKattfish reviews
Naruto is failing & his only solution is being tutored by Sasuke. But can he survive Sasuke's perviness enough to pass! Yaoi. AU. Multiple Pairings. [Re-vamping in progress!]
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,433 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 5/16 - Published: 3/22/2010 - [Naruto U., Sasuke U.]
50 Shades of Varrick by Othellia reviews
When Zhu Li's roommate Ginger falls sick, it's up to Zhu Li to interview the notorious CEO of Varrick Global Industries Holdings Enterprises Etc. (50 Shades of Grey as told with Varrick and Zhu Li, obvious crack fic)
Legend of Korra - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,914 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/5 - [Zhu Li, Varrick] Ginger - Complete
Neko Naruto by Kawaii-Joker reviews
Its a normal day for team 7, Kakashi does a cool new jutsu on Naruto and accidently turns Naruto a cute kitten. Sasuke ends up taking care of Naruto, by himself! What do you get? Yaoi! Lemons, SasuNaru. Don't like yaoi, don't read this then.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,496 - Reviews: 255 - Favs: 470 - Follows: 402 - Updated: 1/1/2014 - Published: 10/4/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Naruto Turns Into Naruko by BadButt94 reviews
Summary: While on a mission Naruto, Sasuke, Sai, Sakura, Suigetsu, Jūgo, and Kakashi were out on a mission, Naruto performed his Sexy No Jutsu and someone cased another jutsu to make him permanently a female. Will he survive, or will everyone mob him.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 55,573 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 345 - Follows: 167 - Updated: 6/3/2013 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Clear The Counter by Draconian Scribe reviews
Draco and Hermione love each other. Really. Who cares if they argue all the time? Isn't that what couples do? They fight like cats and dogs, nag like hens, and shag like rabbits! Hell, they might as well use that counter for something... WARNING: MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,232 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/1/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Beauty and The Idol by TheGoddessAthena reviews
Naruto and Sasuke are worlds apart. Naruto is a charming playboy and Sasuke would rather eat dry ice then spend a second with him. Romance ensues. High school fic.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,075 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
From boxers to bras by ChosenMibhar reviews
Naruto gets turned into a girl and now the guys are starting to see Konoha's loudest ninja in a new light. Poor, poor Naruto… A femmNaruto fic.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 45,589 - Reviews: 895 - Favs: 1,289 - Follows: 1,177 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 3/19/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Sasuke's Coupon Book by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto makes Sasuke a very special coupon book for Christmas full of coupons for naughty things for Sasuke to do to Naruto. Needless to say, Sasuke is thrilled. AU SasuNaru OOC Practically nothing but lemons - you have been warned!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 39,698 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 999 - Follows: 322 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Sasuke and Naruto's Epic Sexy Adventure by xXxCookie-MonsterxXx reviews
Naruto and Sasuke's first time, and the events that lead up to it. Prequel to Sasuke's Coupon Book, but can be read alone. Minor Neji/Gaara and Itachi/Deidara. Now edited!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,136 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 31 - Published: 7/28/2011 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Love Deeper by Cherry Jade reviews
After he finds his girlfriend, Sakura, cheating on him, Naruto goes to a bar to forget everything just for one night. He never expected that one night stand to lead to so much more… SasuNaru.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 69,196 - Reviews: 927 - Favs: 1,177 - Follows: 1,307 - Updated: 7/23/2011 - Published: 12/18/2006 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
The Kiss by Blackwater A reviews
One Shot. Hermione is hunted and cornered in an alley. What happends next is not quite what she expected. Pure Smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,738 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 12 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
More Than Meet's the Eye by Sakurafeather reviews
When Naruto is picked to impersonate a woman to lure Uchiha Sasuke, an infamous mobster, for evidence everything seems on the brink of destruction. Punishment wasn't to go this far for poor Uzumaki Naruto! SasuNaru Yaoi Lemons AU OC Full summary inside!
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 10 - Words: 62,543 - Reviews: 196 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 326 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
A Wonderful Proposal by Blah x 1000 reviews
One boy's mission to persuade a "straight" guy to sleep with him. SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,460 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
In the Back of the Van by Akie-chan reviews
NaruSasu. What sort of things happen in the back of an old, beat-up Orange van? There's only one way to find out. Contains Yaoi, Lemons, Oral sex and steamy Van sex? Rated M. AU & PWP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,598 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/4/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
What Did I Do To You, Sasuke? by BookHippie reviews
NARUSASU Naruto has hated vampires ever since they killed Sasuke 3 years ago, and tries to keep Japan vamp-free, but what happens when Sasuke isn't really gone? Lemons
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,896 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Love at First Kiss by Loki.1827 reviews
What would you do if some random but good-looking blonde suddenly kisses you in the middle of a shooting? Of course, stalk and make them fall in love with you, says the famous Uchiha Sasuke. SasuNaru, some KakaIru, ShikaTema :A.U:
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 34,447 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 379 - Follows: 494 - Updated: 11/11/2010 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Tales From the Quidditch Pitch by mctwist reviews
The students of Hogwarts are all getting busy beyond the pages, and where better than the Quidditch Pitch? PWP smut.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,039 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Emergency! by I'm NO Angel haha reviews
Sasuke and Naruto decided that it was about time thay gave into lust and just 'Do it.' But what happens when two inexperienced, hormone driven, teenage boys decide to 'Do it' One ends up streched out in an hospital room. That's what! AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,342 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
What Happens In Vegas by StupidNeko2008 reviews
Uchiha Sasuke gets thrown out by his parents. Uzumaki Naruto gets fired. Both seek a good time in Las Vegas, though getting married wasn’t exactly what they had in mind...
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,382 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
It All Started One Summer by NaruSasuNaruLover reviews
It all started becasue of a game, which led to romance, friendship, and heartbreak. One summer changes their lives, but when they see each other again ten years later, will the heartbreak fade or will the scars remain? NaruSasu... AKA Last One Back
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 58,153 - Reviews: 513 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
SasuNaru Interview by chocolatebubbles reviews
Me, being the yaoi fangirl I am, got to interview my favourite yaoi pairing :P Not really a serious thing, more suppose to be funny, but whatever. Read & Review! :
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
An Honest Mistake by mctwist reviews
Amortentia: The most powerful love potion in the world. And, as Draco Malfoy soon finds out, also the most dangerous; the kind that keeps you coming back for more, even after you think it's all over. Loads of Dramione smut. You've been warned!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 31,695 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/8/2010 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Sasuke and Naruto by Zenerific1 reviews
Sasuke's and Naruto's families have fought for years. When they meet they are instantly attracted to the other. Will it be love forever or will the rivalry tear them apart? SasuNaru, AU, Yaoi, OOCness.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 2/22/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
Be my shadow by Ciiah reviews
AU. In the world of demons and angels, Uzumaki Naruto is famous. Because he is both. And soon he has to choose side - Heaven, or Hell? Uchiha Sasuke, a young but powerful demon gets a mission; make Naruto choose Hell. M, yaoi, darkness
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 19,186 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 143 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
You're My Dobe, And I'm Your Temee by mrtysh reviews
Of course you will..." "You're my dobe, and I'm you're temee." --SasuNaru, yaoi lemon, PWP, oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Exposed by stealth gato reviews
Sasuke catches Naruto with his pants down. Lemon ensues. YAOI NARUSASU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,751 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Ignoring Love by Sam-TheNinja reviews
Naruto decides to trick Sasuke into kissing him XD
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Umehito Nekozawa's Apprentice by Audacia's Quill reviews
Slashy HarryPotterxOuranHigh fun, no determined Yaoi pairing yet. Drama/Humor/Romance. "Nekozawa's penpal transfers to Ouran, and it just so happens to be our Harry Potter. Random fangirls, mysterious screams at night and a restless Voldemort? Oh dear!"
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,967 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 376 - Follows: 621 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Harry P.
Christmas Present 2009 by tayla1509 reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter/ FullMetal Alchemist/ Ouran High School Host Club/ Death Note/ Twilight/ Vampire Knight/ A Tribe From Long Ago. Three characters are about to experience the consequences of not sticking to an age old tradition…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 28,453 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Four Times by elegantgoth89 reviews
Draco leaned in and whispered, “That was four, Hermione. You’re mine.” LEMON! Dramione story! Warning: SMUT! Read and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,654 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 652 - Follows: 76 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Success Knows No Shame by spadul reviews
Hermione once heard that revenge is a dish best served cold, but she'd much rather make it hot. Oneshot, complete. A tale of jealousy.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,024 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 220 - Follows: 19 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Left 4 Dead by Araceil reviews
Epic 3 way crossover. Harry Potter no magic , Ouran Highschool host Club and Left 4 Dead. Survival Horror meets school children in LA and Harry has to make sure they all get out of this alive. EXTREMELY LIGHT SLASH. Only mentioned really 8D
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,161 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 298 - Follows: 38 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M. - Complete
Insert Generic Title Here by SilverLastsForever reviews
What? You thought I was going to drag it out longer? That would be realistic and not in the spirit of Mary Sues. After all, in fanfiction you list the pairing so everyone knows what’s going to happen anyway . A Mary Sue parody of massive ridiculousness.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,551 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/5/2009 - OC, Draco M. - Complete
Just A Small Misunderstanding by Koros reviews
ONESHOT. Soul Eater/Harry Potter crossover. The trio take a wrong turn in the desert.
Soul Eater - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,033 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/23/2008 - Maka A., Soul Eater - Complete
Ouran Host Club Ninjas by Arin Hatake BEH BEH reviews
Ouran Host Club Combined with Naruto? Will people fall in love? Please read and review! Kay!
Anime X-overs - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/10/2007 - Published: 8/6/2007
Crossover High by Gotta-chan reviews
What do you get when you combine Ouran Highschool Hostclub, Naruto, InuYasha, Harry Potter? Well you get an extemely halarious situation. WARNING: AU and extreme OOC. OC's included.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/30/2007
Ouran School of Witchcraft and Wizardry by ShinigamiYuki reviews
Harry Potter meets Ouran Koukou Host Club. Pretty simple.
Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 902 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Tamaki S.
Wanda's Relationships by Angel-May reviews
Songfics to Evanescence's song from album
Fairly OddParents - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 3/24/2004
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I Write Sins Not Tragedies reviews
"What a shame, the poor groom's bride is a whore." Naruto's a photographer for weddings. Sasuke's a floating figure. I'm sure you'll find out what's going on. These people haven't ever heard of closing the goddamn door.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,296 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 8/5/2012 - Published: 6/8/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Clarity reviews
Naruto loves Sasuke unconditionally. The blonde would do anything if he knew it would make him happy. When disaster strikes and there's a choice to be made, that's when both boys will start seeing the truth. That's when their love will be tested.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/27/2012 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Black Flames reviews
Naruto and Sakura go to a private party. Naruto meets a guy but every night after he has dreams and nightmares of past events that he doesn't remember. Does that mean Sasuke and him have a history together when they just met at a bar the night before?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,788 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/27/2011 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Sasuke U., Naruto U.
I Think I'm in Love with an Idiot reviews
He's ridiculous. He's a freakin moron. He annoys me to no end but I can't help but like him. Maybe a little more than I should as his best friend. Damn...
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,772 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Don't Judge a Book by It's Cover reviews
Naruto love his job in the Big Apple, but when he gets a new boss who he knows nothing about, but can't take his eyes off, is he going to give into his temptation? Or block him out to focus on his dream? NaruSasu/SasuNaru
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,496 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 16 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Angel of Mine reviews
Sasuke's a forgetful moron. Naruto's in love with him and overhears a conversation he has with someone. The person says something about Naruto being in danger but Sasuke denies it. What could possibly be going on?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,041 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.