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UPDATED: Okay, so July 7th, 2013, this profile needed an overhaul and some organizing. Firstly, one of my side projects is I occasionally co-write with TheGirlInThePinkScarf, Aka: Krys.
Link to our shared account: http://www.fanfiction.net/u/4228624/StraightEdgeEnigma
I also Co-Write with PrincessOfPunk08
Okay with the amount of Centon, Shawter, and Codiase on FF.Net it's... UGH! So OVERRATED!
My Name is Cal. I'm Straight Edge. I'm usually a loner because of this, not to mention, I'm REALLY shy. Although I do have a couple good friends I mostly keep to my own.
I listen to Good music. Used to hate rap, R&B, but finding songs allot more catchy... So there's just good music and bad music I guess. Breaking Benjamin, Nickelback, Three days Grace, One Republic, Hollywood Undead, The Maine, Escape the Fate, Dead By April, KSE, Metallica, A Rocket to the Moon, Faber Drive, The Used, All Time Low, Rihanna, Kesha, etc. Anyways moving on, I'm completely in love with Wrestling and Slash. I Adore it
My preferences/Likes in Fan Fiction:
1. CM Punk as a bottom: I just don’t see this man topping ANYBODY. Seriously, he’s a complete twink/bottom to me and he always will be, no matter what anyone says. When I run across Punk topping Orton, Jeff, Cena, anyone I just cringe and hit back. Seriously. *Shrugs* I will NOT read Top Punk no matter how well the fic is written, no just no. It’s nothing personal.
2. CM Punk decently portrayed. I’d like to state for the record, I hate how Punk's character in Fan fiction is being so badly portrayed. He's not a rapist, or evil... or whatever... seriously, just cause the guys is SXE, a heel and he had a bad storyline(SES) doesn't mean he's a crazy, rapist, cultist lunatic... I mean come on, I’m sure you'd all HATE to see Cena, Orton or whomever your favorite is portrayed this way? Hmm? Seriously... fuckin' A... If CM Punk is portrayed this way, DO NOT ASK ME TO READ IT. Thank you. :)
3.) AJ Lee as Punk’s Mistress/Punk as AJ’s submissive. I don’t know why but to me I see this dominance in AJ. There’s a dangerous glint in those eyes, something lurking within. She was always so possessive of Punk too.
4.) Jeff Hardy/CM Punk, with Jeff as a top, John Cena/CM Punk, Top Cena/Bottom Punk. See above.
5.) Virginal Punkers. I have this obsession with my Punk being a butt virgin. Don’t ask.
1. CM Punk
2. Jeff Hardy
3. AJ Lee
4. Chris Jericho
5. Dean Ambrose
6. Wade Barrett
7. Seth Rollins
8. Roman Reigns
10. Daniel Bryan
11. Drew McIntyre
12. John Cena
13. The Miz
14. Kofi Kingston
Other wrestlers I like: Jack Swagger, Randy Orton, Shannon Moore, Evan Bourne, Zack Ryder, John Morrison, Edge, Ted DiBiase Jr, Cody Rhodes, Damian Sandow, Tyson Kidd, Justin Gabriel, Alex Riley, Kane, Heath Slater, Brad Maddox, William Regal, R-Truth, AJ Styles, Christian, Dolph Ziggler, Beth Phoenix, Natalya, Alicia Fox, Lita, Trish Stratus, Victoria, Jazz, Jackie, Kaitlyn, Eve, Layla, etc.
Least Favorite Wrestlers:
I love Wrestling Slash, My Top Ships!(Bold is absolute favorite.)
Top / Bottom
Jeff Hardy/CM Punk (Junk)
John Cena/CM Punk (Punkena)
Edge/CM Punk (Punkdge)
Wade Barrett/CM Punk (Barrunk)
Randy Orton/CM Punk (Rank or Rail)
Daniel Bryan/CM Punk
Seth Rollins/CM Punk
Brad Maddox/CM Punk
Roman Reigns/CM Punk
Dean Ambrose/CM Punk
Drew McIntyre/John Morrison
Drew McIntyre/CM Punk
Dean Ambrose/Seth Rollins (Ambrollins)
Roman Reigns/Seth Rollins (Rolleigns)
Roman Reigns/Dean Ambrose (Ambreigns)
The Shield (AmBrolleigns)
Chris Jericho/CM Punk (JeriPunk)
John Morrison/CM Punk
Sheamus/CM Punk (Peamus)
Mason Ryan/CM Punk
Randy Orton/Edge (Redge or Randam)
John Cena/Wade Barrett (Jade)
Ted DiBiase/Edge (Edgeiase)
Sheamus/Randy Orton (Shandy)
Matt Hardy/CM Punk(Munk)
Matt Hardy/Edge (Mattam)
Ted DiBiase/CM Punk
and Many more!
I also Read/Write Het *Favorites are in bold*
AJ Lee/CM Punk *AJPunk*
CM Punk/Kelly Kelly
Daniel Bryan/AJ Lee
I also read and write Femslash.
Kaitlyn/AJ Lee (Versatile)
Everyone has a dislike list as well
Most hated pairings:
John Cena/Randy Orton (Centon)
John Cena/Any Diva.
Jeff Hardy/Gerard Way
Jeff Hardy/Ken Anderson (Kennedy)
Randy Orton/Seth Rollins
Randy Orton/Roman Reigns
John Cena/Roman Reigns
Randy Orton/Jeff Hardy
Jeff/Anyone other than Punk or Edge...
Randy Orton/Cody Rhodes
Randy Orton/AJ lee
Resident Evil Fandom:
Slash pairings/Movie and Games.
Alice Abernathy/Claire Redfield
Tony Stark/Steve Rogers
About My Muses:
CM Punk: Keeps everyone in check. He's the head muse in charge, but has a tendency to become a victim of Jeff Hardy, He was captured and owned by AJ Lee and Jeff Hardy who think they own all the hotties until AJ brok,e his heart, Now being protected by his manger Paul Heyman, he has two bodyguards in the form of Wade Barrett and Sheamus who have "fun" with him at times and rub it in AJ and Jeff's faces. Currently heartbroken over his Dom's infidelity. He usually helps with angst fics/vids.
AJ Lee: She's my psychotic muse. She use to share Punky with Jeff, and was one of Philly's Doms. She kept him safe from Christian and Miz who always tried to abduct him using cookies, Pepsi, and comic books. Since AJ came along, they've left Punky alone, she was psychotically protective of her new pet, but now after her infidelity with Cena, she broke Phil's heart and now Heyman employed Sheamus and Wade to keep her and Jeff from him, rubbing it in her face that they're fucking Phil now even though she was just trying to protect Phil's title by distracting Cena. She helps with the twisted ideas.
Matt Hardy: Kind of disappeared but his prescence is still felt, he usually helps keep things in working order. He helped organize and look out for the muses.
Jeff Hardy: Used to own Punkers but recently lost him due to his other lover and equal AJ. He's pissed at her, trying to devise a plan to get his Philly back. He helps out with Smut fics mostly.
John Morrison: Another smut bunny. Married to my Jericho Muse.
Edge: He’s very nurturing to the younger muses. He looks after them, cleans up, etc. He’s responsible for all fluffy fics. He’s currently married to my Randy Orton muse, Randy looks out for him, and plays a fatherly type figure to the younger/smaller muses.
Sheamus: Currently Punk's lover and bodyguard, employed by Heyman to protect Punk.
John Cena: Ruined so many relationships. He's still in love with Punk-Muse and always has this hope that some day Punk will be his wife.
Randy Orton: Married to my Edge muse, he looks after his wife and makes sure no one fucks with him, or else… he’ll tear their head off their shoulders. He and Adam recently adopted my Cody Rhodes and Evan Bourne Muses as their sons. Randy defends their honor of course, that’s his little family. He’s responsible for all the angry, horror, type fics and rape scenes.
Wade Barrett: Punk’s partner in crime. These two run amuck and bug everyone, it’s a surprise they haven’t gotten beat down yet. Probably cause they’re scared of Jeff and AJ. He’s the reason for all happy/love fics. I know right? Currently Alonh with my Sheamus muse, Wade is employed to keep AJ and Jeff away from Punk since AJ basically broke Phil's heart with the Cena stuff. Wade and Sheamo are having... "fun" with Phil though, Heyman doesn't know his emplyee's are dipping their hands in the "cookie jar".
Evan Bourne: I nicknamed him the fluff bunny since he helps Adam with the fluffy fics. He’s adopted by Randy and Adam along with Cody as their sons, his significant other however is my Ted DiBiase muse. I don’t really know much else about him; Randy, Ted and Adam keep him well protected.
Jack Swagger: Last I saw of him he was chasing Justin like he was whipped. His whereabouts are unknown at this time.
Mason Ryan: He kind of disappeared, he used to follow Punk around like a lost puppy, ready to defend his honor if need be, but he hasn’t been around for a bit.
Justin Gabriel: Another Muse who went MIA. He’s probably hiding out somewhere with Jack.
Chris Jericho: My pessimistic muse! He’s responsible for all sarcastic fics/scenes, he sometimes lends his expertise with smut scenes when he feels like it. His wife is John Morrison. Currently.
Ted DiBiase: Evan’s lover, he’s quiet and reserved, mostly cause Randy is always watching him like a hawk, waiting for him to screw up just so he has a reason to hurt someone, but so far so good, he’s actually starting to blend in well. Ted is responsible for all the shy/virginal scenes that appear.
Cody Rhodes: He can be rather cocky at times but look who his adopted parents are, Randy Orton and Adam Copeland-Orton, so it’s really no surprise. He’s responsible for allot of the smut scenes. His significant other is Drew McIntyre, again, he’s very sheltered by his ‘parents’.
Drew McIntyre: Currently dating Cody Rhodes, Drew is rather new and very quiet, he mostly keeps to himself cause he’s scared of Adam and Randy.
Christian: This muse drives me and everyone else nuts. I don't know what he appeared for or where he came from but his partner in crime is The Miz who also appeared out of nowhere it seems, He loves tormenting Punk though. Randy and Adam allow it to happen though because they're entertained by him.
The Miz: Christian's partner is crime, together these two cause chaos for all the other muses.
Top Twelve Wrestlers & Questions
1. Seth Rollins
2. Jeff Hardy
3. Wade Barrett
4. AJ Lee
5. The Miz
7. Daniel Bryan
8. CM Punk
9. Dean Ambrose
11. Drew McIntyre
12. John Cena
1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?
Sheamus/McIntyre? No. I have not.
2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?
AJ Lee? Hell yeah!
3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?
If Cena got Punk pregnant Jeff Hardy and AJ Lee would be VERY upset! LOL However My Punkena inner fangirl just squealed at the thought.
4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?
Dean Ambrose? I don’t think so.
5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?
Jeff and Sheamus? No. Just hell no.
6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?
Miz/Ambrose or Miz/Kaitlyn… Hard choice… Erm… Miz/Ambrose sounds intriguing.
7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Daniel Bryan walking in on Jeff/Cena? Uh firstly that would NEVER happen. Jeff/Cena is Ick! No. Just No. He’d kick both their asses for even thinking about hurting Punk like that.
8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.
Wade Barrett/Kaitlyn? Hmm After a tough match, Wade is sore so Kaitlyn helps him relax.
9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?
Seth/Punk? Yes. I haven’t bothered to post it though Lol
10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.
Daniel/Cena? Hmmm… Mending the Broken.
11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to deflower One?
AJ/Seth? LOL! Seth puts the moves on AJ’s sub CM Punk, so AJ possessive as she is decides to teach him a lesson in not touching things that are not his. FemDom.
12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
Wade? I don’t think so.
13) Does anyone on your friends list write Eleven?
McIntyre? I don’t think so.
14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?
15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Kaitlyn? Uh… Eve!!! Or AJ! :P
16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?
Punk? Hmm… “Picture Perfect” by 10 Years. It just fits him.
17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?
Seth Rollins/Sheamus/ John Cena? I wouldn’t write that. Ever.
18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?
Kaitlyn on Jeff? “Hey Rainbow bright, you eat all those Skittles, so… can I taste the rainbow?”
19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?
Drew McIntyre on Jeff Hardy/CM Punk? Hmm… “Damn those two idiots are ALWAYS fucking! And in random places too! You open any broom closet and bam! There’s Jeff banging Punk. Ugh… Americans…”
20) How emo is Seven?
Daniel Bryan? These days? “NO! NO! NO!” Negative? Yes. Emo? Don’t think so.
Whore for Gold: On Hiatus. CM Punk/John Morrison
Heal Me Please: In progress, but on hold for the time being.
Anyways so i hope to bring some good Slash to FF.net.
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Updated Feb 3rd, 2014.
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