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Joined 10-23-00, id: 23063, Profile Updated: 10-20-08
Author has written 12 stories for Harry Potter, Lord of the Rings, Smallville, and Card Captor Sakura.

Madam Yamazaki Shabooboo compells you to read my stuff. ~~~~~~~~ (those are brainwaves by the way) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~

I'm very out of the fanfic writing loop. Most of my stuff here is hideously outdated and not meant to be read. I only keep it around for nostalgia's sake.

Fanfiction Fandoms:

Harry Potter
Mighty Boosh
Flight of the Conchords
Supernatural
True Blood
Lord of the Rings
Tamora Pierce

Het Ships: Lupin/Tonks, Lily/James, Ron/Hermione, Harry/Ginny. Basically all the canon ones.

Slash Ships (aka the fun part): Sirius/Remus, Sirius/James, Sirius/Charlie, Draco/Dudley, Dumbledore/Grindelwald, Howince (Boosh), Bret/Jemaine (FotC), Wincest

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Strangeways, Here We Come by ishandtwofourths reviews
Vignettes on the relationship between Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks. Chapter forty: what to expect when you're expecting... After 5 years and 40 chapters, these drabbles are now COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 40 - Words: 26,828 - Reviews: 673 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Accidental Witnesses by Jedicren reviews
Marauder era. A two-chapter fic, about Lily & James' 7th year. First kisses and difficult conversations, interrupted by those nearest and dearest. Second chapter, called "The Animagus Conversation"
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,502 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 12/14/2010 - Published: 2/28/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Dulcia Somnia by Lichaelle reviews
When Arthur sleeps, he always dreams of the same thing. Slash.
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,623 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Arthur, Eames
The Astronaut by the writer formerlyknown as lm reviews
Nymphadora Tonks and the Order of the Phoenix. Originally titled, 'Conversing with Molly.' Being edited at this exact moment and should be finished very soon - before the end of the world in 2012.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,374 - Reviews: 410 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 7/28/2010 - Published: 7/20/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Adrenaline High by Charlie O reviews
There are at least five more hours until the airplane lands. Eames/Arthur
Inception - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,664 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Eames, Arthur - Complete
Joining of the Minds by usedusernames reviews
And it is now, hands on Marty’s shoulders, breath drawn, and heart between jack hammering and stopping completely from excitement, that Doc reads Marty’s mind. MartyxJennifer, MartyxDoc slash. Takes place in 1985 but uses Doc's 1955 mind-reading invention
Back to the Future - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,145 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/14/2008 - Complete
Colossal Understatements by MoonyAddict reviews
Tonks is binging with chocolate because she misses a certain werewolf, rain is pouring and someone is knocking at the door. But it can't be 'him'… Of course not. [RemusTonks]
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,831 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/3/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
You give me heart palpitations by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
In the words of Slughorn: You will not underestimate the power of obsessive love. James and Lily start their relationship in 7th year, but what happens when Lily starts receiving love letters from the Half Blood Prince? 'Obsessive Lily Disorder' sequel.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 164,625 - Reviews: 2191 - Favs: 833 - Follows: 650 - Updated: 5/18/2007 - Published: 11/5/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Midnight in the House of Good and Evil by Wild Magelet reviews
On the surface, Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks don't seem to have much in common. But then, on the surface, number twelve Grimmauld Place is the least romantic location in London. In an unlikely setting begins an unlikely romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,200 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/15/2007 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Brokeback Dunder Mifflin? by She's a Star reviews
It's Halloween at the office, and, drawing his costume inspiration from a certain Ledger and Gyllenhaal flick, Michael wishes he knew how to quit Ryan. Everyone else just wishes they knew how to quit.
Office - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,953 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/4/2006 - Complete
Kiss Booth by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
After being disowned by his parents, Sirius needs money to pay for his flying motorbike and ropes in James, the prettiest Marauder apparently, to help him in his genius plan to rake in the galleons. JamesLily. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,596 - Reviews: 192 - Favs: 406 - Follows: 52 - Published: 9/8/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
A Fork In An Eye by The Round Robin Ducklings reviews
The pain of unrequited love is sometimes equal to that of a stabbing eating utensil in your orbital socket. A discovery of love, extreme pain & superb failings. 6 authors, one classic Lily&James fanfiction. 'Never Fear! Sirius Man is here.'
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 21,224 - Reviews: 447 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 10/29/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Tracks in the Sand by SeeStar reviews
The story of Bill Weasley and Fleur Delacour's unlikely... and highly volatile romance.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 39,918 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 196 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 6/9/2006 - Published: 6/5/2005 - Bill W., Fleur D. - Complete
Not Exactly Valentines by ProfessorSpork reviews
Because really, the first love letter Lily Evans ever sent to James Potter was a detention slip.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 10,774 - Reviews: 471 - Favs: 426 - Follows: 355 - Updated: 4/1/2006 - Published: 7/30/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Love is blind by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James Potter loses his glasses and seeks help from Head Girl, Lily Evans, to be his guide dog. No doubt, unintentional boob grabbing always occurs with temporary blindness. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,505 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 1,299 - Follows: 141 - Published: 3/20/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Many Jobs of Sirius Black by Chilibob reviews
This is a gathering of some weird, Corny, Kraft dinnery, and amusing if you like that kind of thing, tales about the charming, attractive and dimwitted Sirius Black!And Snape, Remus, Harry, Mysterious man, Steve the violin player. And many more!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 11,913 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2006 - Published: 8/26/2005 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Obsessive Lily Disorder by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
James worships the ground Lily, er, throws him on? Includes stalking, Polyjuice potion and James attempting many acts of suicide such as drowning his head in toilet bowls because Apple Of His Eye Evans hates his guts. Or does she? Complete .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 144,021 - Reviews: 2042 - Favs: 1,939 - Follows: 445 - Updated: 10/29/2005 - Published: 6/7/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
despite themselves by Calliope Jones reviews
Well, I figured I should add my take on RLNT. future HBP spoilers.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 15,844 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 88 - Updated: 9/22/2005 - Published: 7/18/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Pink Promises by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
Remus blinked in surprise as the girl's eyes in the picture took on a dark glow as she did a pose that made her absolutely breathtaking. Almost as if she were trying to lure him into her world of pink promises. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/18/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Okay by nycgrl reviews
Harry scoffed. Please, Professor. He boldly looked into Remus' eyes then. I'm young, but I'm not stupid. I see the way you look at her. Harry tries to recover from Sirius' death. Eventual RLNT, REVISED Ch4
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,447 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 3/29/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Obscene Dream by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Remus finally lets his feelings known for Tonks after a wrestle with a shirt, a crash of a lamp, a disturbing dream of Sirius Black as an advice giving Philidelphia cheese spread loving angel, and strawberry cheesecake. One shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,518 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 15 - Published: 8/30/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Through the Years by 0RamblingRose0 reviews
Since she was a child, Tonks had a fancy for Remus... But would he ever see her as anything other than a five year old? Lupin-Tonks w implied Lupin-Evans
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 15,350 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 8/24/2005 - Published: 2/23/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L.
Spellotape My Heart by Aelotia reviews
A bit of Spellotape can fix anything. LJ ONESHOT Lovliness!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/20/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Rest Assured by nycgrl reviews
He had never felt as nervous and as much of a fool as he did that night in her room. He supposed that’s what people think of when they think, the things we do for love. RLNT, COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,565 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/19/2005 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
I Don't Care by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Drastic situations lead to drastic actions. That's why Remus and Tonks are locked in the Knight Bus by their former respected teenage associates Harry and Ginny. A one shot with Remus overanalysing and romantic gestures through a game of Scrabble.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,502 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/26/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Hand in Hand by Procrastinator-starting2moro reviews
Enemies James Potter and Lily Evans' hands are stuck together by James' fellow Marauders...mainly Sirius's idea. Read the story of how they discover love is the heart of acceptance and hate is the heart of denial. Includes nifflers and Marauder fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 112,853 - Reviews: 867 - Favs: 851 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 6/17/2005 - Published: 3/23/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Howlite by mercutio-rane reviews
What does it take to infuriate an auror who loves you? Remus finds out the hard way. A Remus Lupin and Nymphadora Tonks oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,692 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/6/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Home by nycgrl reviews
Remus and Tonks go househunting, and Remus has epiphanies along the way. RLNT oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,017 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Published: 12/28/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Something To Build On by nycgrl reviews
COMPLETE - She was surprised, to say the least. At how tightly he held on, how frantic his kisses were, how he felt like home. RemusTonks
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,274 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/27/2004 - Published: 7/11/2003 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Reading Time by nycgrl reviews
Oneshot, semifluffy. Tonks unsuccessfully attempts to read with Remus after dinner. RLNT
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,384 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/10/2004 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Just A Word by Saucie reviews
She says You-Know-Who's name now. He hates it. (Ron's PoV)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,113 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/29/2004 - Ron W., Hermione G.
Deflating by bluebottlebutterfly reviews
She started going out with him in seventh year. Once James had deflated his head a bit." James is desperate, but can he really change everything he is for a girl? Well... he can try. ::It's done! And it's won awards!::
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 37,303 - Reviews: 2252 - Favs: 1,448 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/13/2003 - Published: 6/25/2003 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Complete Insanity by LoveKittyPaw reviews
Legolas is obsessed with self help books, Merry talks to his stuffed cat Mr. Whiskers, Aragorn likes butter, Gandalf's turned into a hippy, Frodo bursts into song...It's just like the title : Complete Insanity. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!! I LOVE REVIEWS!!!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 23,282 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/29/2003 - Published: 4/6/2002 - Complete
Haldir's Diary by Tindomiel reviews
Meet Haldir, the character you'd never expect to be exploited, the side of him you'd never expect to see. Bringing a desperately needed nickoftime Elven Army to Helm's Deep is not an easy task, so guess who got the job.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,677 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/17/2003 - Published: 2/7/2003 - Haldir - Complete
2003 Year of the Wham by Morumotto-sempai reviews
Professor Trewlaney overcomes her phobia and sets out to explore the muggle world.(My first fanfic, please review!)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,776 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 6/5/2003 - Published: 5/19/2003
The Cloak of Identity by bessorla reviews
Draco is forced to enter Hogwarts in his fifth year under a new identity. He begins to see many people (including our favorite trio) in a new light... ***Finally Updated!***
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,076 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 4/22/2003 - Published: 1/2/2003 - Draco M.
The Hairdresser by LoveKittyPaw reviews
Legolas decides that instead of saving the world, his real calling in life was to become...a hairdresser! Please read and review! I LOOOVE REVIEWS!!! THANK YOU!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,768 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 4 - Updated: 5/19/2002 - Published: 4/1/2002
The "Masked Nutter" by Sir Robin reviews
Severus has finally cracked. We all knew he would. *Ah-hah!!! Two more chapters are up!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 9 - Updated: 11/6/2001 - Published: 9/8/2001 - Severus S.
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Yamazaki's Diary Keep Out! reviews
Yes! I have finally done it! I stole Yamazaki's diary and have posted it on the internet. What a crazy life this guy lives... Read and Review please!
Card Captor Sakura - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,868 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/3/2007 - Published: 4/16/2003
Counting Points reviews
Valentine's Day has come once again, and how does Remus feel about it? A shortbutsweet oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 948 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 22 - Published: 2/14/2007 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
Drastic Times, Drastic Measures reviews
Harry Potter, a bit of alcohol, and a midnight argument bring out a startling revelation from one, Remus Lupin. LupinTonks fic, o' course! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/18/2006 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
By the Way reviews
Remus and Tonks have finally decided to tie the knot. But, what will her parents think? Don't worry, they'll love you! ... right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 10,977 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 9/17/2005 - Published: 9/4/2005 - Remus L., N. Tonks - Complete
The Power of a Dustpan reviews
LJ The role that a certain someone plays in bringing Lily and James together. The power of friendship and eccentricity. Can you afford not to read this? Probably! But do it anyway, you know you want to! now finished!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,957 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/12/2005 - Published: 7/5/2005 - Sirius B., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Blood is Thicker Than Water reviews
Sirius's final fight and death scene from his own point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/27/2003 - Sirius B. - Complete
Snaperiffic! reviews
Snape is Lockhart's long-lost twin?! Draco has his own band?! Has all of Hogwarts gone mad?! Step into the insanity realm with this extremely weird fic. PG to be safe. Please read and review.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 18,374 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/26/2003 - Published: 8/31/2002 - Severus S.
Lord of the Rings Limericks reviews
Some silly limericks... Read, Review, and Enjoy! NEW CHAPTER UP!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 887 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 1/27/2003 - Published: 5/22/2002
The Eye of the Storm reviews
Clark reflects on his life... Read and Review please!
Smallville - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 9/26/2002 - Complete
Here With Me reviews
SPOILERS! NOT slash! Sam gets a chance to send a letter to Frodo, but it proves more difficult than he thought.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/4/2002 - Samwise G. - Complete
Goodbye reviews
Major spoilers for those who haven't read THE ABSOLUTE WHOLE SERIES A rather angsty piece, in the point of view of Samwise NOT slash. I don’t expect it to get a lot of reviews, but tell me what you think if you do o. I’m not sure why I rated
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 573 - Reviews: 3 - Published: 5/29/2002 - Samwise G. - Complete
Cardcaptor Harry reviews
Harry finds the Clow Book in the Hogwarts library and releases the cards.... most of the things are the same, but some are different. PG to be safe.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,532 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2002 - Published: 4/5/2002