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He's My Daddy! by BUFFY KRUEGER reviews
Even infamous serial killers have to deal with certain father daughter issues. IS BACK WILL BE UPDATING AND RE-WRITING
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 31,884 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 5/14 - Published: 10/27/2009 - Freddy K., Maggie B./Katherine Krueger
The First Horror Collection by Hoshiko13 reviews
Cursed to have to fight for her life, what will Faye do when her wits are pushed to the limits of survival? Will she live, or will she fall victim to the curse like so many others in her family have?
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 136,852 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 4/7 - Published: 5/29/2010
Rising Dream, Fallen Star by MrsShortHand reviews
He was the lead singer of The Volturi. I was a new musician with everything to prove. We were Hollywood's It couple. Until he ruined everything. Can our love be saved if he can't save himself? A story about love, lemons, lies, and learning to forgive. AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 30 - Words: 206,261 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 805 - Updated: 3/4 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Bella, Edward
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1044 - Favs: 928 - Follows: 329 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Playing With Fire by Zoya Zalan reviews
Bella has an itch. Carlisle has a few stiff drinks. A gritty tale of lust, betrayal, and the search for redemption begins. AH/AU; some disturbing themes.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 44,754 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 392 - Updated: 11/29/2014 - Published: 5/5/2011 - Carlisle, Bella
MORE IZ Pairings You've Probably Never Thought Of by JoeMerl reviews
Gaz and SKOODGE? Tak and GIR? Would ANYONE date Ms. Bitters? A collection of one-shots and drabbles for when ZADR just ain't weird enough. Dedicated to FluffleNeCharka; cover image by The Illustrious Crackpot. Newest pairing: DASkPrR.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 27,110 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 11/18/2014 - Published: 11/21/2008 - [Gaz, Skoodge] Dib
Truth or Dare Twilight Style by Fyrwenn reviews
The Cullens and Bella plays Truth or Dare.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 22,181 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 8/7/2014 - Published: 11/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
My First Kiss by The Past Is Nevermore reviews
Zim decided something; he needed to kiss Gaz again. Old fic of mine, now complete.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,474 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 7/19/2010 - [Zim, Gaz] - Complete
NiGHtMaRe by Night Owl 93 reviews
15-year old Nancy Thompson has been having nightmares of a dark boiler & a boogeyman with claws. After her mother dies (in her sleep) her dreams begin to affect her in reality & she begins to wonder: how much of this is just a dream? a psych-horror re-imagining of Wes Craven's NOES
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 18 - Words: 39,439 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 3/12/2014 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Nancy T., Freddy K., Donald T. - Complete
Bring On The Wonder by Bronzehyperion reviews
Bella works the streets of Seattle as a prostitute. Edward is waiting to be ordained as a Catholic priest. Is there anything they have to offer each other? Or are there just sacrifices they both have to make… All human. Rated M for a reason. COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 62 - Words: 494,166 - Reviews: 3248 - Favs: 1,516 - Follows: 1,146 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
In the Shadow of Your Heart by BellaFlan reviews
Edward didn't mean to kidnap Bella and hold her hostage, but she holds a secret that could destroy his family. Lucifer was an angel too, and love isn't always wholly benevolent. Vamp AU, B/E, Romance/Horror
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 58,462 - Reviews: 1882 - Favs: 1,129 - Follows: 1,424 - Updated: 2/4/2013 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Edward, Bella
Becoming Bella Swan by BellaFlan reviews
INDIE TWIFIC AWARD WINNER! Bella Swan is being hospitalized for an Identity Disorder...Or is Bella Flanagan being hospitalized? Set after Edward leaves in New Moon or I'm writing this from an asylum. WARNING MA only. VERY DARK COMEDY.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Parody - Chapters: 53 - Words: 89,363 - Reviews: 4881 - Favs: 1,410 - Follows: 826 - Updated: 10/31/2012 - Published: 10/18/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Chronicles of SUCKERY by Spooky-Zipper-Chan reviews
*Also known as Invader's FLU! ZiM falls ill with influenza, but who will be there? Dib? NOT ZaDR. FRIENDSHIP is intended. : I do not own Invader ZiM. Rated T for dark subjects later on. -EDIT: I'm baaaack
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 18,445 - Reviews: 284 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 10/17/2012 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Zim, Dib
An Obsession Called Love by l3rainy reviews
What is love? To Blossom Utonium, it is non-existent, something that occurs only in fairy-tales or her romance novels. To Gaz Membrane, love is nothing more than another stab wound in her gut. The two can both agree that love is dangerous, and sometimes it gets a little... messy. Cartoons collide by deception, lust, hate and love. And to prevail: what appears as justice or evil.
Crossover - Powerpuff Girls & Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,738 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 8/18/2012 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Blossom, Gaz
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3238 - Favs: 1,459 - Follows: 1,234 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Take Me Over by Sakura Camui reviews
A 100 prompt challenge focusing on all the different facets of love. I chose ZADR. Slash/ZADR! Don't like, don't read.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 23 - Words: 10,306 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/12/2009 - Zim, Dib
My Facebook Reunion by EternallyCullen reviews
28 year old English teacher, Bella Swan is dreading being dragged to her 10 year reunion with Alice; until a certain social networking site offers her a very welcome blast from the past... BxE, AH. M. *COMPLETE*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 45 - Words: 142,621 - Reviews: 2409 - Favs: 1,901 - Follows: 1,133 - Updated: 5/12/2012 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Rosebud by Arabella's reviews
Millionaire Edward fell quickly for small town Bella, and their dreamy romance soon led to wedding bells. When their new marriage is about to fall apart, Bella goes missing. Edward is determined to search for her, but does Bella want to be found? AU-Human
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 29 - Words: 50,526 - Reviews: 1359 - Favs: 1,315 - Follows: 1,765 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Bella, Edward
Blood Play by kissyfur reviews
There Will Be Blood contest Readers' Choice 1st Place Winner: Waking up naked in a strange bed is bad. Waking up naked and tied up in a strange bed is worse. Even worse than that? Waking up naked and tied up in the bed of a Vampire that wants to eat you.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 10 - Words: 85,957 - Reviews: 361 - Favs: 613 - Follows: 639 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
One Last Time by jamiepage19 reviews
Christine reflects on her decision to leave with Raoul, wondering if perhaps she is wrong to abandon Erik. As she sorts out her feelings, will she discover a deep and passionate love, or intense fear? Eventually E/C
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 15,931 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 2/17/2012 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Christine, Erik
Twilight:Nightmare on Elm Street by brittergirl reviews
The Cullens face an evil from the dream world ALL HUMAN NOT VAMPIRE First Fanfiction please be nice
Crossover - A Nightmare on Elm Street & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,896 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/22/2012 - Published: 5/23/2009
Smutiversity by SmutSisters reviews
Have you ever tried to write a good lemon? It's not that easy. Plus, reading bad lemons kind of kills the horniness. So, we decided we need to practice our smut. And what better way is there, than to write a fic about writing smut? Rated M for... a lot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 12 - Words: 58,764 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Edward
Letters To Alice by Victoria.Maundrell reviews
Ever wonder what Bella was writting in her emails to Alice when the Cullen's left during New Moon? This is the story telling you exactly what she was thinking and how she unraveled in her own words through her Letters to Alice.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,099 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 1/24/2011 - Alice, Bella
The Beginning of the End by One Who Hunts reviews
2010 Based. Even though Nancy and Quentin had brought Freddy out into the real world, killed him, and burned his remains, it was far from over. Not even close.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 28,088 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Complete
Kidnapped by YaNeverKnow21 reviews
Kidnapped in the night. By my own soon to be sibling. They drag me half way across the country. Adventures and pranks galore.Jake gets kissed by Mike, Emmett's hair becomes pink, voices in my head and...Edward in jail?Set after Eclipse.SM owns all. FUNNY!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 19,191 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/25/2011 - Published: 10/12/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Change of Heart by Evergreen Terrace reviews
When Marge agrees to fly to LA to meet her half-twin sister, her efforts to fit in drive a wedge between her and Homer.
Simpsons - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 14,234 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/14/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Marge S., Homer S.
Justin Bieber Drabbles by FanFic422 reviews
A collection of short one shots and drabbles about Justin Bieber and his girlfriend who is on tour with him. Enjoy! R&R
Misc. Movies - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,875 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 2/2/2011
Frequently Asked Questions by Katsumi Amaya reviews
When Dib gets in trouble in Skool for not paying attention, and Zim for having bad grades, Ms. Bitters forces Dib to be Zim's tutor. Now Dib has to answer ANY question Zim has, about ANYTHING! Let the fun begin! Eventual ZaDr.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,000 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Dib, Zim
Invader of the Opera by TwiliPlushie reviews
In sleep he sang to me, in dreams he came. That voice which calls to me, and speaks my name. Phantom of the Opera and Invader Zim crossover. My first fic. Kinda AU. ZaGrish and Datrish.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 12,929 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 12/21/2007 - Gaz, Zim
It's Just a Harmless Dream by Legal Humor reviews
Will no longer be updating till further notice ...
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,466 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011
A Nightmare On Elm Street by mikeslikb reviews
My take on how the remake should've been made! Tons of homage paid to the original series throughout! Written in screenplay format, 43 pages up!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,858 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/28/2011 - Published: 9/4/2010
TWILIGHT TEXTING MADNESS! by reganmacneil reviews
Emmett and the huh disease? Alice is afraid of Pink Elephants? Edward's rediscovered inner goth that he never had? Rosalie imprinted on King Julian?. Confused? Don't worry! New chappy:EMMETT RUN THE PANDAS ARE HERE!oh and no mobiles were harmed. honest.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 32,195 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 6/23/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009
The Newest Slave by Rated'T-M reviews
Anne is Freddy's Newest killing slave, She can't even look at herself in the mirror. But as Time goes on, Freddy starts making things easier for her, and she can't help but find things a little more interesting, and longs to go back to make him proud.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 32 - Words: 53,486 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 6/19/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010
Don't Fall Asleep by Night Owl 93 reviews
Nancy's dreams are being terrorized by a burned man with razor-tipped fingers and stays awake, then learns the man in her nightmares has an unbelievable connection to her past. a new version of Nightmare on Elm Street, w/ an even more horrifying twist.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,182 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Complete
Dangerous Kind by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
Set during movie 3. Freddy tries to possess Nancy, but she has too strong of will, while the two are stuck together the others Elm street children and doctor Gordon must find a way to save her, but what happens when they start to get along? Freddy/Nancy
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 36,779 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 6/23/2010
Riding the Fence by morethanmyself reviews
He's everything she thought she'd never want. He just wanted to get in her pants. Which side of the fence does she land on? "I don't go all fan-girl crush on anybody. I don't plan on starting now, either, especially over some random boy." 100% Cowboy Free
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 90,303 - Reviews: 1041 - Favs: 682 - Follows: 571 - Updated: 5/2/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Boundaries by Cutie Pie 9335 reviews
Cartman finally crosses the line that Kyle had so carefully drawn. Kyman, amongst other pairings.
South Park - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 50,631 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 138 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Kyle B., Eric Cartman - Complete
Sex & Eye Candy by EternallyCullen reviews
Written for SFFR Tantalizing Tuesday: Detective Bella Swan goes undercover - but gets more than she initially bargained for. AH, OOC, BxE, M for Lang/Lemons. Alternate Endings now posted - COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 12,656 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 4/14/2011 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Invader Zim Insanity! by XxMiss MusexX reviews
Ask the Invader Zim cast your questions! I know, everyone does this, I just want to feel loved... ;; Keep it T, and Enjoy! I'M BACK! Aren't you happy? ...You're not? Aw, why?
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 26,418 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/9/2011 - Published: 8/25/2010
Caution to the Wind by khoops5 reviews
Bella the nurse and Edward the Doctor! one night they throw Caution to the Wind! Now they have to learn to live with the consequences!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 45,171 - Reviews: 456 - Favs: 386 - Follows: 447 - Updated: 4/4/2011 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
When Emmett Gets Bored by TwoCamelsInATinyCar reviews
Emmett gets bored and asks Bella some questions in front of the Cullens. CONTINUED! I deleted this off of my old profile and am continuing it on this one.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,467 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Emmett - Complete
Think Again by GreenWallsOfArt reviews
A poem, reflecting on Carrie's thoughts while the laughing world closes in on her...
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/2/2011 - Complete
Reality Check: A True Story by Nightmarica reviews
Like it is suggested in the title, this story is true. I know it may not seem like it, but I swear on my love for Freddy that at least the begining is. Okay, lets see what Freddy does this time!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 9 - Words: 16,410 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/1/2011 - Published: 2/7/2011
I Suck At Summaries by tiffaninichole reviews
Because making fun of 12-year-olds is fun... Rated M for LEMMENS & MANSLASH! Dont like dont read! No flames!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,182 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 2/25/2011 - Published: 2/23/2010 - Bella, Edward
Don't Fear the Reaper by DoUFlanMe reviews
Edward tells Bella she's dead, and it sounds plausible. Also, he's really hot. Knights sometimes ride in on white hearses. A twisted tale of a mortician and the woman he loves. An undertaking between DoUTrustMe and BellaFlan. AH, OOC, Dark comedy.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 38,113 - Reviews: 761 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 372 - Updated: 2/22/2011 - Published: 10/31/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Please Hold Me by GreenWallsOfArt reviews
Carrie's thoughts during her last hour on Earth, reflecting on the last cruel joke she ever recieved.
Carrie - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,301 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Complete
Yeah, You by Marvar reviews
Bella starts a new school and is instantly attracted to Edward. Is the feeling mutual? Does her sister's wedding get in the way of her happiness? Read and find out. There's also a geek, French exchange student, and some laughs. Inspired by an 80s movie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 63,036 - Reviews: 1177 - Favs: 1,194 - Follows: 752 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Zim and Dib by Luna-sss reviews
Two differnt One-shots. One of an already made family while the other is just a dream. ZADR YOAI RATED M for good reasons
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 11/27/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
A Mother's Pain by EternallyCullen reviews
"People say that when you die, your life flashes in front of your eyes. Mine did not. All I could see before me was William's face, his eyes gazing at me. I hoped be with him soon." -Esme's story & her life with Carlisle
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 11 - Words: 34,656 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Esme, Carlisle
True Beauty by Moviemaniac1992 reviews
At Springwood High, Tracy is known as the most popular and most beautiful girl in school. But soon she will become known as Freddy's newest victim when he visits her dreams to show her how ugly she really is.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,695 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2011 - Freddy K. - Complete
Chagrin Topaz Sparkles by Iplaythefrenchhornlovetwilight reviews
Poking fun at Twilight. Inspired by cracked dot com article. I'm still a fan of it, but I'm sick of fans denying any writing, plot, and morale errors. True fans call it like it is. Rated M for future cursing because its funny. xD
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,357 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/3/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
Twilight the 13th by EverlastingTopaz reviews
Social outcast Bella Swan is exiled to a cabin in the woods to spend a night with several classmates. Unbeknownst to them, a killer is on the loose - one with a taste for cliched characters and shakey plotlines. Complete and total nonsense; All-human.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,655 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/30/2010 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Bella, Edward
Psychobabble by i-am-walrus reviews
A year after Freddy's rampage, Nancy's life is finally getting back to normal. Then she starts to dream again. Teenagers are dropping like flies while Nancy and Quentin remain unharmed. Someone is keeping Freddy away, but who? And why? Based on 2010 movie
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,784 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/28/2010 - Published: 11/28/2010
The Invader Zim Questionnaire of Doom! by Blonde Writing reviews
Ask any of your characters questions you've been dying to know the answer of! We're talking about from the famous Zim himself to the minor characters like Skoodge! This fanfic is non-bias and made just for a laugh, so come on and drop a question here!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 45,155 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/26/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010
3 Weeks, 5 Days, 4 Hours, and 22 Minutes by NerdyArtsyUnderdog reviews
Exactly *how long* will it take Finn to ask Rachel out?
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,714 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Finn H., Rachel B.
Say It Out, WHAT? by u2shay reviews
My take on what the "Meadow Scene" would have been like if the Twilight movie had been a comedy. Highly OOC. Crude humor and snark abounds. Rated M Parody/Humor. Edward & Bella.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,931 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Randomness by FrostedMiniWheatz reviews
other then this is my first ff this is filled with randomness adventures of TWILIGHT! and all there characters...I now changed this to a one-shot cuz I dnt think its possible to continue \
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 412 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Complete
Immortal by gbye reviews
Green light shot out from the rocks, then was gone as quickly as it had come. The night was dark, so not much could be seen, other than the shine of red eyes and a grin, showing zipper like teeth. She thought she had killed him. She was wrong. ZAGR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 51 - Words: 42,123 - Reviews: 409 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 12/17/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Zim, Gaz
Stay By My Side, Guide Me by ChimeBells reviews
Gift-fic to my friend, Bels./ The Phantom of the Opera: murderous, mad, obsessive psychopath, right? Not so much. A take at my view of Erik's true character, and Christine's uncovering of his true face, and her heart's true desire. /Raul fans, beware/
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,009 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/10/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Erik, Christine
New Beginning, Final ending by PyrettaBlaze75 reviews
A very short one shot about Nancy's thoughts as she prepares to take the job at Westin Hills and face Freddy once more. I don't own any characters therein. They belong to Wes Craven , New Line Cinema.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 751 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2010
Chains of love The Loretta Krueger Story by PyrettaBlaze75 reviews
I don't own the characters of Freddy, Loretta or Katherine Kruger or"Howard." They all belong to Wes Craven &New Line Cinema. This is only a story for the enjoyment of fans and no profit is being made from it.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,904 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 12/1/2010
Jasper's Sick Puppet Show by PunkiiRose reviews
A/N FROM THE FUTURE: I won't pull the story, but for the love of God, be warned that this is probably the most awful thing you'll read all day. You were cautioned./ I'm sick in the head, and I truly suggest you not even read this :/ Super non-canon, speed tongue, slash, minimal femme slash, dick-pen, and rib cracking action going on. Yeah. . .just don't. One-shot.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,176 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Nightmare: The Beginning by Night Owl 93 reviews
Four-year-old Nancy stays for a sleepover at her friend Kathy's house, but Kathy's father Fred Krueger has other plans for "little Nancy". Prequel to Don't Fall Asleep, and NiGHTMARE. M for drug usage and child rape. A story not for the weak-hearted.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Drama/Horror - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,028 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Nancy T., Freddy K. - Complete
ADHD, A Bionic Leg, and Mexican Food by XxThroughxxThexxVoidxx580xX reviews
Elpis Carson is new in town. Dib becomes her new worst enemy, and Zim...just looks funny. She thinks that GIR will solve all her problems. Will he? Full summary inside. Please R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 11/6/2010 - Gir, Spleenk
The Meadow by EternallyCullen reviews
Post Twilight/Pre New Moon. Bella & Edward enjoy a hike to their meadow - until they're caught in the rain. Gift-fic for Evieeden. AU Rated M for Lemons.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,653 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 160 - Follows: 38 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Innocent but Proven Guilty by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
2010 What if Freddy HAD been innocent? What if he was the victim of a set up. When the last Badham child uncovers this Freddy tries to redeem himself for killing the others by bringing the real culprit to justice, but he needs Nancy's Help to. On hold
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/9/2010
Forever I will live for you by Ariel-Mystic-Siren reviews
Lily has been having these nightmares for years. She questions her mom but she gets no answers. Till the dream deamon shows up and tells her a truth that is unknown even to her.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 5,178 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Complete
Dance With Me by AgoodWITCH reviews
Edward, a well know author, starts working at Bella's bar as research for his next project. But as circumstance pushes them together, and feelings grow into something serious, Bella's afraid her past will change the way Edward feels. AU/AH/Canon COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 100,591 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Blocks by pleasingXapparel reviews
Just a cute one-shot of two smeets before their invader times. Enjoy.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,105 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Published: 10/1/2010 - Tak, Zim
Gone by Crazygirl313 reviews
Gir would give anything to make Zim happy. Even his life. Character death, mild zagir. One-shot. Exactly 700 words. I do not own Invader Zim.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 657 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Published: 9/26/2010 - Gir, Zim - Complete
But It's Bad For Your Health by weapon13WhiteFang reviews
'A five-year-old was berating him. Nancy, his number one girl, was berating him like... Like she was his mother... Or his wife.' A little one-shot of Freddy and Nancy. Inspired by one Zaerith-Chan's art pieces.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Freddy K., Nancy H. - Complete
When life gives you lemons, you make lemonade by XXThunderStormXX reviews
Get it? Lemonade? As in lemon? As in sex? It's a terrible joke I know. This is going to be a series of hot steamy oneshots featuring my favorite couple of all time, Beast boy and Raven. Enjoy. Chapter 16 has just been added!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 33,179 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 90 - Updated: 9/14/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven
Twilight Spoof of Epicness by iggy-is-my-imprint reviews
This is how twilight should have been, and when my class read it they all lauged so read and review
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,336 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Bella
Would You Mind by Blood Venom Tears0816 reviews
Bella was horny as hell and needed Edward...she stumbles upon a song "Would You Mind" by: Janet Jackson. if you haven't heard this song before, i advise you to.AH/Lemon
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,406 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Say sorry, or else by ran-dom-full reviews
Bella and Edward need to say sorry, but neither will. Suck at summaries! Lemons! light bondage.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Boys with Toys by a secret admirer reviews
That Edward sure has some strange tendencies. Decades without human blood would do a number on any vampire, but this? Really, Edward? - A oneshot. Rating it 'M' may be a bit overkill but it does have the word 'breast' in it so it's indeed quite shocking.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Listen to Me by kerry-jessica reviews
"It's not about the choice anymore Bells, it's about being happy." His words went straight through me, and I suddenly remember every reason why I had fallen in love with him.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,415 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Jacob, Bella
Alice Human Sacrifice Invader Zim Style by Invader Chi reviews
The title says it all. Basically it's just a cross between a songfic and a fanfic.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 682 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/27/2010
The Princess and The Dragon by Zaerith Vrinn reviews
The pictures had always been symbolic. She was the Princess and he was the Dragon. Light Freddy/Nancy fluff in the first chapters, darker scarier stuff in the final. 2010 based.
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,786 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Complete
SPY CAMERA by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
"Wait a minute, why are you answering all my questions?" "Because I no reason to keep any of it a secret. Im not part of the Empire, and there for, I don't have to keep any of the facts about Irkens from other species." R&R FIXXED
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,154 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
What Happens in NY, Stays in NY by ClaireP reviews
When Louise arrives at the Hilton New York she was just going to meet some friends. A week of fun turns into a week of awakenings when she meets Robert Thomas Pattinson.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,906 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/23/2010 - Published: 5/25/2010
TOO MUCH SODA by SupremeMasterOverlordKhurro reviews
zim has too much soda, and things get crazy...most people most likely wont like it, but i was hyper when i made this, so yeah. please R&R
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
50 Words of DATR by JoeMerl reviews
Dib will do anything to protect the Earth. Tak will do anything to conquer it for the Tallests. They were each other's biggest obstacle, in more ways than one. Fifty short Dib/Tak prompts, slight Zim/Gaz mentioned.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,742 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Published: 8/12/2010 - [Dib, Tak] [Zim, Gaz] - Complete
Short Romance Crackfics by I-am-Italia reviews
Title. Read it.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 989 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/9/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010
A Beautiful Lie by xXxCryingxXxLightningxXx reviews
A series of extremely short drabbles. I DON'T OWN INVADER ZIM, JHONEN VASQUEZ DOES…I don't have enough brilliance and imagination to come up with that.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,167 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/2/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Zim, Dib
Gir's Night Out by shikidixiarchives reviews
What was Gir doing in Attack of the Saucer Morons? Why was he dancing? Here is your solution, he was out eating pancakes! One-shot Written by Lin
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 764 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Gir - Complete
Dr Shay's Other Patient by Nightcat444 reviews
Rixa explains how and why she murdered. Remake.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 819 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/28/2007 - Complete
Dire Consequences by heartofstone15 reviews
Character death and hints of sex. An entry to Mrs.PattinsonInvader's romance contest. I own nothing.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 306 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Gaz, Zim - Complete
Annoyance Thy Name Is Dib by Red Witch reviews
Dib wonders about Zim's next evil scheme. Gaz wonders why she puts up with Dib in the first place.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,439 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Gaz, Dib - Complete
Zim and Tak: Little Moment's in Life by Shadowrend reviews
Zim and Tak share an interesting for lack of a better word relationship. Moments like these are more common than one might think. Sexual suggestions, so be warned. Read note at end.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Zim, Tak - Complete
Aftermath by knockplease reviews
The quiet little virus would only spare a precious few survivors... if you could even call them that. They were lucky to have survived this long. That depended, of course, on how one interpreted the word "lucky".
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Red, Purple
How To Write IZ Fanfiction in 6 Steps by Maran Zelde reviews
Do your fanfics suck? Make them suck less by following these steps.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Hard by SheSheMimi reviews
Zim tries to figure out what's making Dib's pants stick out. Rated "M" for sex in later chapters.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,310 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Just Kiss Me by ItsMeLoveless reviews
New Moon Bella and Alice one shot femslash
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,360 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/17/2010 - Complete
When Inventions Go Wrong! by XXThunderStormXX reviews
After making a discovery in Health Class one day, Zim creates a new invention that makes humans sexually attracted to each other. Once Gaz gets her hands on it however, she becomes hot and horny for Zim. ZAGR. Now rated M, and for a reason.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,578 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Secret Admirer by Lady Zahara reviews
Zim receives a rather flattering note. Who has written it, and why? Zim and Dib fluff, so fluffy is this one-shot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Dib, Zim - Complete
Personal Hell by heartofstone15 reviews
Once again, the small Irken awoke from the nightmare only to realize it was yet to be over. ZaGr Tell me what you think of it. I own nothing.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,553 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Gir's Amazing Adventure by Xx666WriterOFAwesome666xX reviews
This story is an epic crackfic...it's super funny... and slightly odd... with a hint of indefinate randomnes...there is really no other way to describe this so just read it for yourself. UPDATE! Chapter four up!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,299 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 5/31/2010 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Gir
A poem to Tak by Molly1002 reviews
Oneshot: Zim writes a poem in order to win Tak's love, to bad he sucks at writing poems! a Zatr story! *My failed attempt at not writing a sad story* Review please! :D
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 332 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Zim, Tak
Firsts by Word-Spitting-Dragon reviews
A collection of oneshots following Dib and Zim through all their firsts. Starts as T but will go up to M ZADR
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,113 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Dib, Zim
Phone Call by AllThatGoodStuff reviews
It was a normal night in the Membrane house. Nothing different. Nothing has changed. Until Zim gets a mysterious phone call from...? ZADR!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/21/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Zim, Dib
Beast Boy's Kinky Adventure by XXThunderStormXX reviews
Beast boy gets sucked into Raven's mind through her magic mirror and ends up getting down with her emotions, and eventually Raven herself. Rated M for a reason! Remember, to all my fans out there, the more reviews, the sooner the updates. Now COMPLETE !
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,998 - Reviews: 254 - Favs: 299 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/2/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Death Slinky by Illisandria Carthain reviews
Crackfic. Something me and a friend came up with in Physics.
Invader Zim - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Zim, Gir - Complete
Raven's Obsession by XXThunderStormXX reviews
Raven has an obsession...with Beast boy. Rated M for a reason. Edit: NOW WITH A BIGGER LEMON!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,058 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 21 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Spongebob's death by Kat Lover reviews
Spongebob dies. Final.
SpongeBob SquarePants - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 59 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/2/2010 - Patrick, SpongeBob - Complete
The Phantom Pun by Lemonade Ninja reviews
Bella and Edward watch The Phantom of the Opera, Bella comes up with a funny pun and Edward ... he's just confused. And Alice? Well, Alice is laughing hysterically. Short One-Shot.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 883 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Popsicle by XXThunderStormXX reviews
A hot afternoon, Raven and a popsicle. Just a dirty little fic I got into my head and decided to post. Rated for obvious innuendo. Don't read if you don't like
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,048 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Random by XXThunderStormXX reviews
This is just a random one shot that I got into my head that I felt I needed to post. It's a fic on BB and Rae's sex life. This story is basically the result of what happens when I try to write a lime. It ends up like this mature and lemony. Oh well lol
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,103 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Overtime by ClaireP reviews
I hated being the one having to stay late, until Robert Pattinson walked into the shop....
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,942 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/18/2009 - Complete
The Virginity of Zim by FattySkeleton reviews
Everybody finds out that Zim's a virgin and give him Hell. So Dib tells Zim the only way to get some respect back is to lose his virginity and have a girl vouch for him, but who exactly does Zim have in mind? I Own Nothing,not even a computer.
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,610 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 12/4/2009 - Published: 8/18/2009 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Domo's Twilight crackfic by aalleeyyee reviews
MAJOR CRACKFIC! Even for those diehard fans, you're gunna laugh at this. Written by my friend Dominic. Blame him
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 760 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
A typical ZaDr by Shadowrend reviews
WARNING: This is a parody of a terrible and typical ZaDr. Fangirls, stay the hell away from me.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 528 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/2/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Shower Time! by XXThunderStormXX reviews
Beast boy and Raven have fun with each other in the shower... Does anymore really need to be said? Rated M for shower sex, yes shower sex. No likey, no Ready. BBXRAE FTW
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,082 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 11/30/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
What Happens OffScreen by alice.will.eet.joo.all reviews
What happens off-screen stays off-screen. Kristen Stewart and Robert Pattinson romance. Robsten with sex. Old story that I plan to continue writing.
Misc. Movies - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/24/2009
It's a Small World After All by Swisssmarie reviews
Ever wondered where Colin went? Well this story says something that I think would happen. Will Lisa get Colin back, or will something terrible make colin move once again? Find out here!
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,739 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2009 - Published: 1/31/2008
Hormones by XXThunderStormXX reviews
Beast boy and Raven Have been together for almost 7 months now, and both of them want to take their relationship to the next level. But what happens when Raven accidentally sneaks into beast boy's room? Rated M for a reason! Lemony Goodness!
Teen Titans - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/15/2009 - Beast Boy, Raven - Complete
Fluffy ZADR by SammiZ reviews
Just a cute little ZADR fic. It's my first, so let me know if you like it. R&R!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 578 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/19/2009 - Zim, Dib - Complete
Robcapades by VampireMadonna reviews
The sexcapades of Twilight's Robert Pattinson. It's a Lemon-fest. Enjoy!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,885 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/29/2009 - Published: 7/29/2009 - Edward
Edward Cullen's psychological profile by aotearoan reviews
One-off. Edward Cullen's psychologist is concerned. Rated M for adult content not slash . Do not read if you like, totally, like, LOVE! Edward! Because he's like sooo perfect! Please RR. I wrote this for fun and also out of concern. disclaim: i don't own!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,323 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/16/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I'll Be Your Lover Too by TwilightAddiction6 reviews
Charlie never felt like she belonged in England;beause she wants to meet her hero;Rob Pattinson.She rings him while she’s in England and he’s instantly drawn to her crazy,bubbly personality.What will he think of his crazy,number one fan when he meets her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,263 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009
True Horror True Love by wolfangel777 reviews
When Johnny meets a new girl across the street, he gets more than he bargined for. Now he has to help her and her daddy's friends fight her psyco ex-boyfriend. Oh, and Freddy Kruger is her dad. Rated M for violence and language. Please reveiw.
Crossover - Movie X-overs & Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2009 - Johnny C.
The Springfield Invasion by Shadow Pumpkinhead reviews
THOH: When a certain new kid comes to Bart's school, Bart must prove to everyone that the new kid isn't what he seems to be. Crossover with a certain animated sci-fi series.
Crossover - Simpsons & Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,397 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/22/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Zim - Complete
Assembly by twilight-chicka-rob-edward reviews
When Edward and Bella go to an assembly, Bella does something to turn Edward on, purposefully? Edward loses his temper in next chapter! 'Dark Edward returns' Rated M for Mature content*hint hint*!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,726 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 4/13/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bellas death by Kate Hale reviews
A stupid story where emmett and bella get it onnnn. What will happen when edward comes home!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 304 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/13/2009 - Bella - Complete
Twilight Crackfic by ohhsnapex3 reviews
What do you get when you cross a Twilighter with too much sugar? This story. x Umm.. super OOC because it's a crackfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 728 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/15/2009
Q&A With the Characters by EdwardCorvin17 reviews
Want to ask your favorite character a question? Emmett and the others want to be interviewed, so send in your questions & ideas! Based on pinkcrayon1101's "Twilight Mailbag!"
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 204 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2008
Zim's Hot New Partner by The Only Person Who Luvz Akito reviews
Beginning sucks, but my writing greatly improves. Zim is forced into being partners with a girl of another alien species, and although she seems to have fallen in love with him, she immediately begins to cause many problems. ZimXOC
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 31 - Words: 64,969 - Reviews: 188 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/15/2008 - Published: 2/17/2007 - Zim - Complete
Dear Evil Nickelodeon Overlords by ckret2 reviews
Okay, so cancellation isn't fun. But the Tallest are willing to admit that there are worse fates. Just imagine some of the alternatives! ...Besides, they thought a show about that loser Zim was a pretty dumb idea to begin with. Crackfic, oneshot.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 795 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Purple, Red - Complete
sleep talking by VampiressE12B reviews
What does Edward go through when Bella is sleep talking? this how i picture it. very funny.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 732 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/30/2007 - Complete
I had A Smeet Once by Invader Johnny reviews
ZAGR, The birth of a child is considered a beautiful thing to humans but to Irkens it meant nothing but fresh soldier for the armada, Zim however didn't think that… not anymore anyway. Birthday Fic for Invader Aqua.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,763 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/12/2007 - Zim, Gaz - Complete
Push by Dr-Lovekill reviews
A fanfic about an abusive relationship between Tak and Dib. Yes, more of my anti love stuff. Based on the Matchbox 20 song push, this may be a little offensive to some. Rated for talk of abuse and implied character death. Be warned. Please review.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,502 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Dib, Tak
Choices by Elie Rou reviews
Zim comes to terms with a few human concepts.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,168 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/24/2007 - Zim, Dib - Complete
gothtic nightmare by B gal reviews
AU fic, where Dib's a normal teen and Zim's........ just read. rated for lots of things. no yaio.
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 891 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 2/12/2007 - Published: 2/4/2007
Freddy vs Jason Alternative Version by Phrankster reviews
My take on a Freddy vs. Jason script. The original was very much a Friday movie, so i tried to make this more of a Freddy movie. Enjoy!
A Nightmare on Elm Street - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 30,743 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/4/2006 - Complete
When Art and Artless Collide by Lioness of Dreams reviews
Crossover between Invader Zim and Phantom of the Opera. Zim revs up his time machine again and sends GIR to 1870's Paris. Insanity ensues. Read and Review.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 520 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/11/2005
Because I Can by J. Random Lurker reviews
SLASH, NONCON. Why does Zim abuse Dib? Because he can...
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,127 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 10 - Published: 10/26/2004
The Masque of the Invader by Maniacal Dragon reviews
A Phantom of the OperaInvader Zim crossover fic. A few random children are drafted into the drama club... and one Invader finds a role that fits his ideal of power quite nicely. Chapter 11 up!
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Drama/Parody - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,928 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/14/2003 - Published: 9/18/2002
We Will Rise Again by Ztarlight reviews
A follow-up to In The Ashes. Gir reflects on the past year. (Yes, this is a 9/11-based fic. You have been officially notified.)
Invader Zim - Rated: T - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,084 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/12/2002
No One But Me by end-the-third reviews
A short, sweet little fic about Nny, Devi, and what they think about each other.
Jhonen Vasquez - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,002 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/22/2001 - Johnny C., Devi D. - Complete
In The Ashes by Ztarlight reviews
A morning walk in the city permanately changes the way Zim looks at human society...
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/15/2001