Author has written 2 stories for Avengers, and Danny Phantom.
Name: It begins with a letter and ends with a letter. Go ahead and guess.
Nicknames: Girl, Little Girl, YOU!, HEY YOU!, and Heart-Shaped Earrings(loooooong story...)
Age: Less than 1,000(or am I? Mwahaha!)
Date of Birth: November
Appearance: Hair, a face, arms, legs, toes, fingers, etc.
Favorite Color: Yellow
Stories: Phoenix: most likely to be deleted. I am currently attempting to rewrite it, and if/when I do, I will post it as an entirely new story called The Fire Within. If you are interested in beta-ing for this story, know that I need more help in the grammar department than anything else. PM or leave a review if you are interested.
Anything is Possible: definitely not on my priorities list. Maybe one day I'll continue it.
If you want me to get my lazy butt moving on either one of these, PM or review. Eventually, I'll get pissed and try to start writing again. I'll give you credit if you bring back my inspiration to write.
I also have one on FictionPress: http://www.fictionpress.com/s/2872217/1/MJ
Favorite Books: Percy Jackson & the Olympians, Maximum Ride, Harry Potter, The Mortal Instruments, the Heroes of Olympus, The Infernal Devices, The Kane Chronicles, Lorien Legacies, The Hunger Games trilogy
Favorite Movies: Harry Potters, All About Steve, My Big Fat Greek Wedding, How to Train Your Dragon, The Hunger Games (sooo excited!), The Sorcerer's Apprentice, I Am Number Four
Why IceDragon19? My favorite/lucky number is 19, hence the 19 part. I was with a friend and i was taking random quizzes on facebook(yes, i'm on facebook, but good luck finding me) and we took a What Mythical being are you? test. My result was:
Your result is You're a dragon!
You are sometimes mean, but usually super nice. You are very sly. But at the same time, to your closest relations, you are beyond loyal. You're regal, but sometimes very arogant. You're graceful and beautiful.
then i took a quiz that said, What type of Dragon are you? my result was:
Your result is Ice Dragon
Honest, trusting, dependable and caring, you are the dreamer of stars, with a future worth working towards your ultimate goal. Happy and slender, your speed outruns any dangers and your intelligence outwits most dragons. Ice dragons are allied with the dragon elements water and mineral. They were once allied with the metal cast.
Now for some funny stuff!!!
"He looks like a magician. I hate magicians. They usually have rabbits."
I stared at him. "You're scared of bunnies?"
"Blah-hah-hah! They're big bullies. Always stealing celery from defenseless satyrs!" -The Last Olympian
I imagined she was going to say, You killed a minotaur! or Wow, you’re so awesome! or something like that. Instead she said, “You drool when you sleep.” –The Lightning Thief
“If I had my way,” Dionysus said, “I would cause your molecules to erupt into flames. We’d sweep up the ashes and be done with a lot of trouble. But Chiron seems to feel this would be against my mission at this cursed camp: to keep you little brats from harm.”
“Spontaneous combustion is a form of harm, Mr. D,” Chiron put in.
“Nonsense. Boy wouldn’t feel a thing.” –The Lightning Thief
“Tantalus expelled you for eternity,” Clarisse told us smugly. “Mr. D said if any of you show your face at camp again, he’ll turn you into squirrels and run you over with his SUV.” –The Sea of Monsters
“… Now untie me so I can rip your arms off!”
“Rip my arms off,” Polyphemus repeated.
“And stuff them down your throat!”
“You got spunk.” –The Sea of Monsters
“Stêthi,” she shouted in Ancient Greek. “Ô hàrma diabolês!” … Somehow I understood it. She’d said: Stop, Chariot of Damnation!
That didn’t exactly make me feel real excited about whatever her plan was. –The Sea of Monsters
“Wow,” Thalia muttered. “Apollo is hot.”
“He’s the sun god.”
“That’s not what I meant.” –The Titan’s Curse
"Go chase a donut!"-The Sea of Monsters
I wasn't sure where the Latin came from; I think it meant 'Eat my pants! -The Lightning Thief
"You’re pretty smug Lord Ares, for a guy who runs from Cupid statues."-The Lightning Thief
"New lesson, class. Most monsters will vaporize when sliced with a celestial bronze sword. This change is perfectly normal, and will happen to you right now if you don't BACK OFF!" –The Battle of the Labyrinth
I nodded, looking at Rachel with respect. "You hit the Lord of the Titans in the eye with a blue plastic hairbrush."-The Battle of the Labyrinth
"Die human! Die silly polluting nasty person!"-The Lightning Thief
"That's right, you smelly bucket of nose drool!"-The Sea of Monsters
"With great power, comes the great need to take a nap. Wake me up later."-The Last Olympian
"Because I'm your friend Seaweed Brain. Any more stupid questions?"-The Lightning Thief
"Let us find the dam snack bar."-The Titan’s Curse
“There will be deaths,” Chiron decided. “That much we know.”
“Oh, goody!”Dionysus said. –The Titan’s Curse
Respect this kid or eat voltage! –The Lost Hero
“Staplers-excellent source of iron.” –The Lost Hero
Please excuse Jason from eternal damnation. He has had amnesia. –The Lost Hero
“Bad vroom-vroom!” one yelled.
“Yeah, that’s right!” Leo yelled at them. “You want some bad vroom-vroom?” –The Lost Hero
Erre es korakas, blinky! I will have your soul! -The Last Olympian
It's my job to pick the fruit, and collect the trash, and catch Hunter, and stop Caine, and settle every stupid little fight, and make sure that kids get a visit from the Tooth Fairy. What's your job Zil? Oh, right: you spray hateful graffiti. Thanks for taking care of that, I don't know how we'd ever manage without you. -Hunger
"You invited him into bed?" Simon demanded, looking shaken. "Ridiculous, isn't it?" said Jace. "We would never have all fit." "I didn't invite him into bed," Clary snapped. "We were just kissing." "Just kissing?" Jace's tone mocked her with its false hurt. "How swiftly you dismiss our love.” -City of Bones
“I don't want to be a man," said Jace. "I want to be an angst-ridden teenager who can't confront his own inner demons and takes it out verbally on other people instead." "Well," said Luke, "you're doing a fantastic job.” -City of Ashes
“We came to see Jace. Is he alright?" "I don't know," Magnus said. "Does he normally just lie on the floor like that without moving?” -City of Ashes
“You said you were going for a walk!? What kind of walk takes six hours?" "A long one?” -City of Glass
“No, I'm just a very naughty boy. I do all sorts of bad things. I kick kittens. I make rude gestures at nuns.” -City of Ashes
“Don't stop there. I suppose there are also, what, vampires and werewolves and zombies?" "Of course there are. Although you mostly find zombies farther south, where the voudun priests are." "What about mummies? Do they only hang around Egypt?" "Don't be ridiculous. No one believes in mummies.” -City of Bones
“It wouldn't be my move," Jace agreed. "First the candy and flowers, then the apology letters, then the ravenous demon hordes. In that order.” -City of Bones
“You know," Gabriel said, "there was a time I thought we could be friends, Will."
“Sorry, are you telling me that your demon-slaying buddies need to be driven to their next assignment with the forces of darkness by my mom?” -City of Bones
“I thought I'd lie on the floor and writhe in pain for a while," he grunted, "It relaxes me." "It does? Oh - you're being sarcastic. That's a good sign probably.” -City of Ashes
“Are you implying that shreds of my reputation remain intact?" Will demanded with mock horror. "Clearly I have been doing something wrong. Or not something wrong, as the case may be."
"Is he dead?" he inquired. "He looks dead." "No," snapped Maryse. "He's not dead." "Have you checked? I could kick him if you want." Magnus moved toward Jace. "Stop that!" the Inquisitor snapped, sounding like Clary's third-grade teacher demanding that she stop doodling on her desk with a marker. -City of Ashes
“You know, some people think Shadowhunters are just myths. Like mummies and genies." Kyle grinned at Jace. "Can you grant wishes?"
“So what was that all about?" "I think," Jace said, "that she asked if she could touch my mango." "She said that?" Jace shrugged. "Yeah, then she gave me her number.” -City of Fallen Angels
“White for Shadowhunters is the color of funerals," Luke explained. “But for mundanes, Jace, it’ s the color of weddings. Brides wear white to symbolize their purity.” “I thought Jocelyn said her dress wasn’t white,” Simon said. “Well,” said Jace, “I suppose that ship has sailed.” Luke choked on his coffee.” -City of Fallen Angels
Will leaped from his chair and was dancing in a circle... singing a song about how he had been right all along. Demon pox, oh, demon pox,/ Just how is it acquired?/ One must go down to the bad part of town/ Until one is very tired./ Demon pox, oh, demon pox/ I had it all along--/ No, not the pox, you foolish blocks,/ I mean this very song--/ For I was right and you were wrong! -Clockwork Prince
"She's annexed my plan!" "Will," Tessa said firmly. "Do you care more about the plan being enacted or about getting credit for it?" Will pointed a finger at her. "That," he said. "The second one." -Clockwork Prince
"I won't know if I like it until I try it, will I?" "I've never swum naked in the Thames before, but I know I wouldn't like it." "But think how entertaining for sightseers," -Clockwork Prince
“Ah,” said a voice from the doorway. “Having your annual ‘everyone thinks Will is a lunatic’ meeting, are you?" “It’s biannual,” said Jem. “And no, this is not that meeting.” -Clockwork Prince
On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (But... that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a bag of Fritos:You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: Directions: Use like regular soap. (and that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: Serving suggestion: Defrost. (but, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): Do not turn upside down.(well...duh, a bit late, huh?!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: Product will be hot after heating. (...and you thought?...)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: Do not iron clothes on body. (but wouldn't this save me more time? Whose body?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication. (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just kept those 5-year-olds off the forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: Warning: May cause drowsiness. (One would hope)
On most brands of Christmas lights: For indoor or outdoor use only. (as opposed to what? Outer space?)
On a Japanese food processor: Not to be used for the other use. (Like what? Human body parts?)
On Sunsbury's peanuts: Warning: contains nuts. (talk about a news flash)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts. (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly. (Oh that's it, go ahead and destroy a national childhood belief)
On a Swedish chainsaw: Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands. (Whose tried that before? Raise your hands!)
Remember: Don't Insult the Alligator till after you cross the river.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die.
Never fight an inanimate object.
Roses are red, violets are blue, get the hell out, 'cause we're through.
I used up all my sick days, so I'm calling in dead.
I'm not overweight, I'm under tall.
A life? Cool! Where do I download one of those?
Stress: The confusion created when one's mind overrides the body's basic desire to choke the living daylights out of some idiot who desperately deserves it.
"Shut up voices or I'll poke you with a fork."
Do I have to spell it out for you or scream it in your face?!
So what if we act like immature idiots? We're having fun.
I'm here because Heaven wouldn't take me, and Hell was afraid I'd take over.
If I asked for your opinion, I'd take the tape off your mouth.
I used to be normal, until I met the freaks that I call my friends.
Even if the voices aren't real, they have some good ideas.
Officer, I swear to drunk I'm not God!
A wise man once said, "Ask a girl."
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
I'm not clumsy... The floor just hates me.
trips* I did NOT just fall. You have no proof.
Don't knock on death's door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
Well, the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.
I don't suffer from insanity; I enjoy every minute of it.
Whoever said nothing is impossible never tried slamming a revolving door.
Welcome to the Ool. There's no "p" in it, and let’s keep it that way.
If you're standing on a toilet, you're high on pot.
They say hard work never hurts anybody, but why take the chance?
I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made the horn louder.
“Sometimes I think the surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that none of it has tried to contact us."
Always forgive your enemies - nothing annoys them more.
Life isn't passing me by; it's trying to run me over.
Boys are like slinkys, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.
I ran with scissors, and lived!
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you fall off a cliff, and I laugh even harder.
I'm the kind of person who will burst out laughing in the middle of a dead silence because of something that happened yesterday.
I'm not random, I just have many th- OH LOOK!!! SOMETHING SPARKLY!!!
I know this is extremely random but I was feeling nice and was bored, and if you don't like it sue me. (good luck finding out who I am to do so. Mwahaha.)
Usually, when I find stories that I like, it is something that has been done before, i.e. The Son of Neptune, or the characters read the series type of thing. These two stories stick out because they have their own unique and well thought out plot (at least it seems it does) and is hilarious.
This is out of two categories(will hopefully expand): Maximum Ride and Percy Jackson and the Olympians. Both series are awesome by the way.
Now without further interruption...
The winner for Maximum Ride is:
When Sparks Fly/When They Chase Us/When Evil Lingers by blackwolf412
This is probably my favorite story (well three but they're part of the same series) on this site. Actually, it's the whole reason I'm even on (and obsessed with) fanfiction in the first place. It's a long story, and if you want me to put it here, than PM me. This story is absolutely hilarious, and always has me clicking the next button and laughing no matter how many times I read it.
A funny quote from it: "'Y'know, it makes me sad that you doubt me that way, Spark.'
'Yeah? Well, it makes me sad to think that you'll never get a girlfriend,' I snapped back. Then I smirked. 'No, actually that makes me happy.'"
The winner for Percy Jackson and the Olympians/The Heroes of Olympus is:
Favors of Shadow/Favors for the Dead by Banana Smoothie
Again, they are two stories, but are part of the same series, so screw it.
Ella Grace is awesome and hilarious. I probably think that because of how similar we are...
Something that I also like about this story, is that one of the main characters is Nico, and he is the only one of Rick Riordan's characters to be one. The story has a bunch of OCs, and they are all very complex and believable. I love her writing style and although it is very confusing at first, it gets better as you understand more of it.
Funny quote(it was so hard to pick...): "'What'd she say?'
'She said that I was a secret ninja, trained by the masters in Japan to be the most fearsome warrior of the twenty first century, specifically made to defeat the legendary Chuck Norris with my ninja skills. She also said that I was on Oprah before she got her own channel and that I founded a small country in Africa, called Cassland, where I was their beloved queen.' She rolled her eyes.
I got a mug out of the cabinet and poured myself some coffee. 'I don't why you'd doubt her.'"
If you want me to put funny quotes from other stories from fanfiction, or you want me to take this off of my profile, than PM me!
Challenge yourself to Learn! Dare yourself to Grow!
If there were ever a time to dare,
To make a difference,
To embark on something worth doing,
It is now.
Not for any grand cause, necessarily --
But for something that tugs at your heart,
Something that’s your aspiration,
Something that’s your dream.
You owe it to yourself to make your days here count.
Know, though, that things worth doing seldom come easy.
There will be good days.
There will be bad days.
There will be times when you want to turn around,
Pack it up, and call it quits.
Those times tell you
That you are pushing yourself,
That you are not afraid to learn by trying.
Because with an idea,
And the right tools,
You can do great things.
Let your instincts, your intellect,
And your heart guide you.
Believe in the incredible power of the human mind.
Of doing something that makes a difference
Of working hard.
Of laughing and hoping.
Of lazy afternoons.
Of lasting friends.
Of all the things that will cross your path this year.
The start of something new
Brings the hope of something great.
Anything is possible.
There is only one you.
And you will pass this way once.
Do it in excellence.
NOW READ MY STORIES!!! IF you dare mwahaha!!