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"Thou Shall not be a Bystander"- a quote from a Holocaust Survivor, I pledge to up hold it.
Age: Don't EVER ask a girl this
Hair: Brown with natural Red and Gold highlights
Eyes: Deep Blue ring arround edges, Ice Blue middle, Yellow Green center, star burst pattern
Skin: Pale as F*
I've read some things lately and they reminded me of the horrors that humankind can produce, please just stop the violence, hate, and abuse of your fellow humanbeing. Especially the children.
I like this saying, you should tell to your older brother (if you have one, basically someone annoying and stupid): "Your village called, their idiot is missing."
6.. Do I look like a freaking people person?
7.. This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.
8.. I started out with nothing & still have most of it left.
9.. I pretend to work. They pretend to pay me.
10.. If I throw a stick, will you leave?
11.. You! Off my planet!
12.. Therapy is expensive, poppin' bubble wrap is cheap! You choose.
13.. Practice random acts of intelligence & senseless acts ofself-control.
14.. Bottomless pit of needs & wants.
15.. I like cats, too. Let's exchange recipes.
16.. Friendly checkout clerk. Thanks for keeping me that way!
17.. If I want to hear the pitter patter of little feet, I'll put shoes on my cat.
18.. Does your train of thought have a caboose?
19.. Did the aliens forget to remove your anal probe?
20.. Errors have been made. Others will be blamed.
21.. Let me show you how the guards used to do it.
22.. And just how may I screw you over today?
23.. And your crybaby whiny-assed opinion would be...?
24.. I'm not crazy, I've just been in a very bad mood for 30 years.
25.. If only you'd use your powers for good instead of evil...
26.. See no evil, hear no evil, date no evil.
27.. A PBS mind in an MTV world.
28.. Yeah, right! Like I'm going to put that icky thing in my mouth.
29.. Allow me to introduce my selves.
30.. Sarcasm is just one more service we offer.
31.. Whisper my favorite words: "I'll buy it for you."
32.. Better living through denial.
33.. Whatever kind of look you were going for, you missed.
34.. Suburbia: where they tear out the trees & then name streets after them.
35.. Adult child of alien invaders.
36.. Do they ever shut up on your planet?
37.. I'm just working here till a good fast-food job opens up.
38.. Are those your eyeballs? I found them in my cleavage.
39.. I'm not your type. I'm not inflatable.
40.. I'm trying to imagine you with a personality.
41.. A cubicle is just a padded cell without a door.
42.. Stress is when you wake up screaming & you realize you aren't asleep yet.
43.. Here I am! Now what are your other two wishes?
44.. Back off! You're standing in my aura.
45.. I can't remember if I'm the good twin or the evil one.
46.. Don't worry. I forgot your name, too!
47.. Adults are just kids who owe money.
48.. One of us is thinking about sex... OK, it's me.
49.. How many times do I have to flush before you go away?
50.. I have a computer, a vibrator, & pizza delivery. Why should I leave the house?
51.. I just want revenge. Is that so wrong?
52.. It's sick the way you people keep having sex without me.
53.. I work 40 hours a week to be this poor.
54.. You say I'm a bitch like it's a bad thing.
55.. Can I trade this job for what's behind door #2?
56.. Macho Law forbids me from admitting I'm wrong.
57.. Nice perfume. Must you marinate in it?
58.. Not all men are annoying. Some are dead.
59.. Too may freaks, not enough circuses.
60.. Chaos, panic, & disorder-my work here is done.
61.. A woman's favorite position is CEO.
62.. Ambivalent? Well, yes and no.
63.. Everyone thinks I'm psychotic, except for my friends deep inside the earth.
64.. Earth is full. Go home.
65.. Is it time for your medication or mine?
66.. Did I mention the kick in the groin you'll be receiving if you touch me?
67.. I plead contemporary insanity.
68.. And which dwarf are you?
69.. I refuse to star in your psychodrama.
70.. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks.
71.. How do I set a laser printer to stun?
72.. It ain't the size, it's... no, it's the size.
73.. Meandering to a different drummer.
74.. I'm not tense, just terribly, terribly alert.
75.. I majored in liberal arts. Will that be for here or to go?
People say I've lost my sanity, but I can't lose what I never had.
You're just jealous 'cause the voices talk to me not you
Love bites and so do I
If you think I'm crazy you should meet my mother
I'm right 97% of the time, who cares about the other 4%
This is the part where I nod and act like I'm listening
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olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
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ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas thought slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everyday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
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