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Joined 03-29-10, id: 2306956, Profile Updated: 03-21-11
Author has written 17 stories for Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Harry Potter, Sonny with a Chance, and Toy Story.

Welcome to the psychotic world of my imagination!

My friends say I'm as mad as a hatter. Well, I AM the Mad Hatter, as I am half crazy, and I love hats. I like to draw and read, and I have obsessions. I'll be obsessed with a certain movie for a couple of months, write a story or two on it, then obsess over something else. It's just how I am. :D

Oh, and something ironic. I DISLIKE ROMANCES!!! WITH A BURNING PASSION!!! Really, I can't stand a romance movie, or TOO MUCH teeth rotting fluff! I mean, I like fluff, just not too much. I like romance fanfictions, but not romance books. I'm odd like that. But I'm really good at writing it! So...expect sappyness.

P.S. Feel free to visit my Deviantart page! :D It's!

My favourite director of all-time is Tim Burton. That guy is amazing! I love his dark-yet-beautiful stories. So, any movie by Tim Burton is amazing to me. Especially Corpse Bride.

Name: Pash. 'Nuff said.

Favourite music: I like rock and alternative music. Don't Stop Believin', How Far We've Come, that kinda stuff.


Harry Potter:

MMAD - Minerva McGonagall and Albus Dumbledore

LLNL - Luna Lovegood and Neville Longbottom

SSLE - Severus Snape and Lily Evans! All time favourite.

Toy Story:
Dolly and Woody! It's funny, I started supporting Dolly/Woody after I heard someone say, "I don't like Dolly. Don't give me a lecture on her, I just don't like her. Maybe because people were shipping her with Woody."
I don't know what it is about them...maybe because Dolly reminds me of myself? XD I'm not sure. All I know is that Woody needs to move on and Dolly is really sarcastic, but a good leader.

Sonny With A Chance:
The obvious. Channy.

Monsters vs. Aliens:
Dr. Cockroach and an OC...I don't like Dr. C/Susan because I don't like Susan that much...and I don't like the fact she's the ONLY girl monster, so I like OCs. But only really good, friendly, strong, and doctor-loving OCs. x)

Karsh and Ileana! I don't know why, but I love listening to their arguing!...Yeah, I'm a weirdo.

Klaine: Kurt Hummel and Blaine (Potter? XD) The one gay couple I ship. No others! If you haven't checked out my Deviantart page, I suggest you do now if you support Klaine. Or Blurt. Or Kurt CoBlaine.

5 and 7. 7x9 fans, well, I like them, right after 5x7. There's evidence in the movie! And I know it's really obvious 7x9, but I don't know, it just seemed too predictable? (I thought that 7 was seriously going to die though, so...) But yeah, I love 5x7 because 5 seems nervous and 7's tough enough to defend both of them. It's a good balance. :)

Random Facts:

The 57 on Heinz ketchup bottles represents the number of varieties of pickles the company once had.

A Portkey can be any seeming harmless object, like a football, or a dolphin. -AVPM Snape!

The king of hearts is the only king without a moustache. (yep, now you're going to go and check, right?)

I am a firm believer in Nargles.

Did you know that over 600 house-elves die in toilet-related incidents every year? They FALL IN! -AVPS

Hufflepuffs are particularly good finders! -AVPM

Favourite Quotes:

"Drawing is art. Art is made by artists. All artists are freaks." -Unknown

"Have you any idea why a raven is like a writing desk?" -Mad Hatter!

"I like being crazy. Insanity gives the world character." -Me

"DO NOT CONFORM TO SOCIETY!" -Me and my "sister" Katniss, Watson, Batman or Ka-BOOM!. XD

"If you're weird, you're normal, but if you're normal, you're weird." -Ka-BOOM!

"Let's not, and say we did!" -Miss Watson (a.k.a. a certain Ka-BOOM!)

"That McDonald's looks familiar..." -my cousin (I started cracking up after she said that)

"YOU GUYS ARE BEING WOOD!" -Me, but I actually have a reason for this...I was working on something with my two friends, and they were talking, and I couldn't focus, so I screamed that and they looked at me weird...and I explained that they were being the mental "wood" in front of my mental "train" and they were blocking my ideas.

"Get on your skateboard and FLY, little monkey, FLY!" -Carl the Robot (Meet the Robinsons deleted scene)

"So Dumbledore, you're clairvoyant now, so you can see the future, right?"
"Oh yeah!"
"Can you tell me how Lost ends?"
"Harry, there are some questions even I cannot answer." -AVPM

"I have to fight a goat? I don't think I can do that morally!" -AVPM

"You know what I would give Hermione, on a scale of one to ten? If one was ugly and ten was pretty? I would give 8...8.5. Or a 9. Not, not over a 9.8. Because there is always room for improvement." -AVPM Draco Malfoy

"I'm TIRED, can't we just be Death Eaters?" -AVPM Draco

"You can't just GO to Pigfarts! IT'S ON MARS!" -AVPM Draco

"Cedric, you are so annoying, okay? You're like this guy, that's just around all the time when I don't need a guy around. You're this spare guy. You're this spare dude. YOU'RE SUCH A SPARE!" -AVPM Harry

the Shark comes out with Woody's hat on*
"Hi, I'm Woody! Howdy howdy howdy."
*Woody is annoyed*
"Ah ha. Ha. Gimme that." -Toy Story

"Wow, cowboy, you just jumped right in now didn't ya? I'm Dolly."
"Uh, Woody."
"Woody? Really? You're going to stick with that? 'Cause now's your chance to change it, new room and all. That's coming from a doll named Dolly." -Toy Story 3

"I'll see you at the sock hop-"
"Okay, Potsie.." -Toy Story 3 (I just love it because it's a Happy Days reference)

I've got a friend on FF!! Her name's DaDemonLovesMalfoy!! Please check out her page and also TWIPI too! She's amazing!!! I'd also like to recommend Flash Cat too ^o^

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Dalton by CP Coulter reviews
Post-Furt: Spinning off from Glee, Kurt begins an entirely new chapter in his life at Dalton Academy for Boys. Blaine, Wes, David and the boys of Windsor House make his life, for better or worse, far more eventful than he imagined.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 450,940 - Reviews: 7793 - Favs: 8,283 - Follows: 7,751 - Updated: 4/13/2014 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Kurt H., Dalton Academy Warblers
As Cold As Summer by CrazyAcorn reviews
Named Best MvA Story Susan/DrC/OC How would you feel if you were a rotting corpse and had been in love with your best friend for eight years, only having to pair him with the sweetest, prettiest girl in existence? This, sadly, is Zomberella's life story.
Monsters vs. Aliens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 76,794 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 7/16/2011 - Published: 4/17/2009 - Dr. Cockroach
Just Look Up by Flash Cat reviews
A new doll arrives at Bonnie's room, totally new, and nothing to expect. But Buzz finds out she has a story, and boy, what a story it is.
Toy Story - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,555 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Woody, Buzz Lightyear
Black Out by Twipi reviews
Sonny is in a head on collision and blacks out. In her unconsciousness, she is transported to another dimension where everything is opposite. MULTI-CHAPTER
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Mystery - Chapters: 14 - Words: 15,576 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/20/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Brown Paper Packages by Flash Cat reviews
Jessie receives a package from the most unlikely person. Little did she know that the same package contained a lesson, just for her.
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Jessie, Woody
You Are my Sonshine by Twipi reviews
DEDICATED TO MACADOODLES! she rocks! Check out her page! Chad has a special song for Sonny, and he only plays it during the most important occasions. it's better than the description, lol SONG-FIC!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 679 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
How to Enter by Unlegally Insane reviews
Luna knows the answer, but no one else does. Some Luna love. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 372 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Luna L. - Complete
Stuck in the Bathroom by FlamingToads reviews
Really, is there anymore to say? But I guess I'll write more for the people who need a summary even if this is a short story. Severus and Minerva are trapped in Albus's bathroom. Random idea!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,005 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/24/2009 - Severus S., Minerva M. - Complete
Minerva's Warning by beMMADfabulous reviews
When JK sank our MMAD ship the first time, 5 MMAD fans went after her. Now that she attempted it again, Minerva herself has the chance! AU Not to be taken seriously. This is just fun. MMAD. No flames, please.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 897 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2007 - Albus D., Minerva M. - Complete
So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish by Invaderk reviews
All Snape wanted was a quiet day at home... and then his doorbell rang.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/23/2006 - Severus S., OC - Complete
Marvin in Limbo by hoopyfroodcat reviews
What happened to Marvin after he died?
Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,006 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/14/2000
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The Peace the Evening Brings reviews
Woody and Dolly try to have a talk when they get interrupted by one of Jessie's schemes. Songfic to "Can You Feel the Love Tonight?" Woody/Dolly
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 829 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Woody, Dolly - Complete
You Belong With Me reviews
It's the classic story. Woody's the star quarterback, Bo's his cheerleader girlfriend, and Dolly's the best friend. How can Dolly make Woody she what she sees in him? Woody/Bo/Dolly-human fic!
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 18,723 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 3/6/2011 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Woody, Dolly
Piano Lessons reviews
If his life was a piano, he felt the song was a melody. Neville/Luna. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 976 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/6/2011 - Luna L., Neville L.
News reviews
Human fic: Dolly has something to tell Woody, which leads to a few interesting months...
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Dolly, Woody - Complete
The Hogwarts Yearbook reviews
The Hogwarts yearbook comes out, and some people aren't too happy about their pictures. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 504 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Complete
Questions reviews
Sonny Cooper keeps asking Chad confusing questions. Could she be hiding a secret? Short drabble. Channy!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 151 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Sleepwalking reviews
"I've never been to this part of the castle before. At least not while awake. I sleepwalk you see. That's why I wear shoes to bed." One night, Luna is caught one Neville Longbottom. LLNL
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,432 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/31/2010 - Published: 12/29/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Hershey Kisses reviews
During the Christmas season, Luna and Neville exchange their idea of kisses. Neville/Luna! Happy Christmas to all who celebrate it! Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Luna L., Neville L. - Complete
Letters to Snape reviews
Over the summer, Dumbledore assigns Snape the task of writing to Harry. Told in letters between the two, arguments and secrets are discovered! Oneshot. Enjoy :
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Severus S., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare reviews
Time to have a little fun. You can ask questions or dare any character from Alice! Please send in your dares! Rated T just to be safe! If you read this Tarrant will give you a virtual cookie!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 12,828 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/7/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010
Me, Myself, and Spy? reviews
The cast of So Random and Mackenzie Falls are invited to meet the President's daughter! What will happen on this sightseeing trip? Zora meets the greatest teen spy in the world! Channy...R&R! 1st SWAC fic!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 7,391 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Fireflies reviews
Woody's having a hard time sleeping. Apparently he's not the only one. Woody Dolly oneshot! Based on the Owl City song "Fireflies."
Toy Story - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,076 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/9/2010 - Dolly, Woody - Complete
Keep Moving Forward reviews
Two years after the events of TS3, Bo Peep gets donated to the day care. Woody's excited to meet her, but after he sees Bo, he's heartbroken. Now, Woody has to find friendship in a new place, and keep moving forward. Please R&R! Dolly/Woody
Toy Story - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,945 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 9/17/2010 - Dolly, Woody - Complete
The Curse of the Billy Goat reviews
You know how the Chicago Cubs are famous for "The Curse of the Billy Goat"? What if that curse was caused by a certain wizard with a love for goats? Pointless oneshot. R&R!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 458 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Aberforth D. - Complete
Unbelievable reviews
Chad insults Sonny for the last time. She hasn't had her first kiss and the paparazzi are having a field day with her. It's up to Zora and her mischief with a little help from the Falls. Channy ONESHOT! Zora/Devon Friendship!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,343 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Green Eyes reviews
The green eyes found the black...songfic to Green Eyes by Coldplay. Snape/Lily. Oneshot.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Severus S., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Alise in Underland reviews
First FF ever! Alice's daughter falls into Underland, searching for the love of her life, and fufilling a prophecy like her mother. OC/Stayne OC/OC R&R!
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,551 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Knave of Hearts/Ilosovic Stayne