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Joined 03-29-10, id: 2307037, Profile Updated: 02-19-12
Author has written 2 stories for Maximum Ride.

Hi! Welcome to my profile!

I would tell you things about myself but this is open to the public sooooo:


Hahahahaha to all those creepers out there. All you need to know is that like to write and read. a lot. I would name off books but i cant remember all the names to them.

Update 2/19/12

Well my last post was about how i lost 3 hours worth of work. Yep. Well my dad found it. After I had to rewrite it... Maybe its not Google... I think its user error. :/

Update 1/5/12

AGHHHHHHH! i am so flipping mad right now. Well i told you guys last time that i was trying to get the half of the chapter i had wrote up on my new computer. Well, i finally did but i couldnt get it into my "notepad" cuz i don't have microsoft word. Guess what! I had to use Google to edit my document AND IT SCREWED UP AND I LOST THREE HOURS WORTH OF MASTERPIECENESS! i hate Google right now...

I have two fan fics currently going right now. One just came out on July 11 and the other one has been out for a while. These are their summaries, my own and not the limited crap they give you for when u publish it. The newest one first:

Love on the Battlefield

Max's family is poor. They always have been since she could remember. When she graduated from high school, he parents couldn't afford to pay for college. She had always been good with her hands, so she decided to go into the army and see what happens. The army is under a shortage of drill sergeants, so sergeants were starting to take their places temporarily, Sergeant Nick volunteers reluctantly. What will happen when sparks fly? Will they deny their love to stay in the army? Or risk Fang losing his rank and Max losing her scholarship? and yes, it has FAX for all you lovers out there! :p

The Hardest Thing to Do, Say I Love you

Max moves to Georgia with her mom and sister, Ella, after her Aunt passes away and gives them her mansion in her will. When they move in, Max is far from happy. But when a mysterious black haired boy next door starts to become curious. She isn't so sure. Fang, sees a new girl across the street and is immediately attracted to her. She is gorgeous. But, he can't. He couldn't put her through that torture. What would she say of she saw his wings? What would Jeb think of her? After all, he was the one that had done this to him. Fang couldn't let the poor girl get hurt, or soar in the skies for that matter. But he couldn't help himself.

I hope you read them! i really do! and please, review them. Speaking of reviews, here comes my speech.

So, you know how some people beg for reviews? Well, I am that person. Please review my stories. I love to get requests and comments on them (flamers not included). I really would like you to review them. I promise, you don't sound stupid you weirdos. So post it anyway even if you think it is stupid. I will be sad if you don't. Oh, and by the way, I do get emails for reviews and alerts and favorites. So I know who sets me on alert but doesnt review. YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE. Feel guilty? GOOD! Wanna make it up to me? REVIEW!!! hehe. Its funny how it always comes back to that.

Now, here comes all my crap on here so brace yourself. But there actually is only about four things on here.

A True Boyfriend:

When she walks away from you mad: Follow her

When she stares at your mouth: Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you: Grab her and don't let go

When she start's cussing at you: Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet: Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you: Give her your attention

When she pull's away: Pull her back

When you see her start crying: Just hold her and don't say a word

When you see her walking: Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared: Protect her

When she lays her head on your shoulder: Tilt her head up and kiss her

When she steal's your favorite hat: Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you: Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesnt answer for a long time: reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt: Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you: she really does more than you could understand

When she grabs at your hands: Hold hers and play with her fingers

When she bump's into you: bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret: keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes: dont look away until she does

When she misses you: she's hurting inside

When she goes shopping: go with her and carry her bags

When you walk together: open doors for her

When you break her heart: the pain never really goes away

When she says its over: she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin: she wants you to read it -

Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything. -

When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go-

When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you-

Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her-

Call her before you sleep and after you wake up-

Treat her like she's all that matters to you.-

Tease her and let her tease you back.-

Stay up all night with her when she's sick.-

Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid.-

Give her the world.-

Let her wear your clothes.-

When she's bored or sad, hang out with her.-

Let her know she's important.-

Kiss her in the pouring rain.-

When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

Funny Sayings:

What happens if you are scared to death twice?

People who say anything's possible haven't tried closing a revolving door.

An apple a day keeps the doctor away... if well-aimed.

Parents spend the first years of your life telling you to walk and talk, then the rest of it telling you to sit down and shut up.

Paper may beat rock, but cannonball make big hole in paper.

I hear your silence loud and clear.

It's always the last place you look for it... of course it is! Why would you keep looking if you found it?

It takes 42 muscles to frown, 28 to smile, and 4 to reach out and slap someone.

I'm not so good at advice; may I intrest you in a sarcastic reply?

Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most.

The trouble with alarm clocks is that they always go off when you're asleep.

Real girls aren't perfect, and perfect girls aren't real.

God created boys before girls because every true artist creates a rough draft before a masterpiece.

If Wal-mart is lowering their prices everyday, how come the store isn't free yet?

What hair color do they put down on the driver's licenses of a bald man?

It's funny--the people who want quiet are always the loudest getting people to shut up.

"Some see the glass half full, some see it half empty. Me? i just want to know who the hell is drinking my damn soda."

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

No I won't go to hell! It has a restraining order against me.

The dinosaurs' extinction wasn't an accident. Barney came and they all commited suicide.

"Don't fall for someone unless they're willing to catch you."

The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism (oooooooooh BURN)

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Firefighter: the chiefs daughter by Fangrules reviews
Fang is the rookie fire-fighter newly assigned to station 24. Max is the chiefs daughter - the forbidden fruit. What happens when they fall for each other? will they be happy or will their pasts get in the way?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 58,199 - Reviews: 975 - Favs: 428 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 10/8/2012 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
You Have the Right to Remain Silent by BookHunter reviews
Fang has been on the run for years, when the FBI finally catch up to him. Surprised, they see that he can be a valuable tool. A new case comes up involving a dangerous man named Riley Jones...and Maximum Ride? What happens when Fang ends up catching Max?
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 95,748 - Reviews: 941 - Favs: 257 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Fang, Max
Dorm Ride by nightwings93 reviews
In order to escape her past, Max gets accepted to her college of choice. Only there's a catch: she has to live in the ALL BOYS dorm! What happens when she meets Fang, the pyrotwins Iggy&Gazzy, and a whole horde of other hot guys? All Human
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 60 - Words: 141,577 - Reviews: 3642 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 600 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/11/2009 - Complete
Diary of a Lovesick Mutant by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
Ever wonder what it's like to be inside Fang's head? Follow Fang's diary as he attempts to tell Max he loves her in just one year, while also trying to save his neck. It's hard to be a guy...Fax. Complete.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 239,551 - Reviews: 8282 - Favs: 1,870 - Follows: 730 - Updated: 6/12/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Fang, Max - Complete
The Flock, No Wings, Some New Names, But Still The by Alice Moon Child reviews
Max/Kaitlyn has been hurting on the inside, but smiling on the outside for years,because she lost fang forever. But did she really? First fanfic plz R&R. O and after the its same in the title .FAX!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
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Love on the Battlefield reviews
Max is a recruit in the army in order to pay for her college. Fang is her boot camp training sergeant. When sparks fly will they follow the rules, no romance? Or possibly be kicked out of the army? AH FAX Mild Language. Not your typical fanfic love story.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,948 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/29/2012 - Published: 7/11/2011 - Max, Fang
Hardest thing to do, say I love you reviews
Max just moved into her Aunt's old house. Max and Fang are immediately attracted to each other. But Fang has a secret, he has wings. Will he hide his love for her? Will Max be OK with Wings? Will Fang's dad Jeb see Max as an experiment? Awesome! FAX! R&R
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 36,828 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Max, Fang
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