Author has written 5 stories for Doctor Who, and Charmed.
Hey everyone and welcome to my profile!
Name: I could tell you, but i wont, hehe
1 of my many nicknames: Andy/Andromeda
I don't really believe this but just in case ;): This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
This is really sweet...
When a girl is quiet, a million things are running through her mind.
My friends are the type of people who will spend hours trying to drown a fish.
Sarcasm is like my 2nd language.
FRIENDS: Never ask anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Help themselves and is the reason you never have any food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr. Mrs and grandma and grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents MOM and DAD GRAMS AND GRANDPA.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "DAMN we really messed up"
FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell anyone else you cry... just laugh about it when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Continues walking while saying, "Walk much dumbass?"
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "RUN, -BEEP- RUN!"
FRIENDS: Wipes your tears when your rejected.
BEST FRIENDS: Goes up to him and says, "It's because your gay isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "THAT WAS AWESOME, LETS DO IT AGAIN!!"
FRIENDS: When you get thrown in jail will come bail you out.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be in there with you going "Damn, we fucked up."
FRIENDS: Ask you to write down you number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff and gives it back a few days later.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "my bad .. here's a tissue"
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography about your life.
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that's what everyone else is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowd asses that left you.
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Would walk right in and say,"I'M HOME"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are through high school /college (drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say,"Girl drink the rest of that you know we don't waste"
FRIENDS: Will ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post this
Love is like a cycle:
When you love, you get hurt
when you get hurt, you hate
when you hate, you try to forget
when you try to forget, you start missing
When you start missing, you find love again.
If it's the right person, the cycle won't start again.
Doctor - How do I look?
Rose - Umm...different.
Doctor - Good different or bad different?
Rose - Just...different.
Doctor - Am I...ginger?
Rose - No, you're just sort of...brown.
Doctor - Aw, I wanted to be ginger! I've never been ginger! And you, Rose Tyler! Fat lot of good you were! You gave up on me! Ooh, that's rude. Is that the sort of man I am now? Am I rude? Rude and not ginger.
Cassandra: Ooh, my. Well this is... different.
Cassandra: Goodness me, I'm a man! Yum! So many parts...and hardly used. Oh, two hearts! Oh baby, I'm beating out a samba!
Rose: Get out of him!
Cassandra: Oh, he's slim. And a little bit foxy! You thought so, too. I've been inside your head, you've been looking... you like it.
Rose: How much is that worth?
The Doctor: They say the wages of the entire planet for a whole week.
Rose: Good job my mum's not here, or she'd be fighting the wolf off with her bare hands for that thing.
The Doctor: She'd win.
Reinette: Oh, this is my lover, the King of France.
The Doctor: Yeah? Well I'm the Lord of Time.
Rose: That thing, is it trapped for good on video?
The Doctor: Hope so. But just to be on the safe side though, I'll use my unrivalled knowledge of trans-temporal extrapolation methods to neutralise the residual electronic pattern.
Rose: You'll what?
The Doctor: I'm gonna tape over it.
Rose: Just leave it to me. I'm always doing that.
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1) My mother taught me to appreciate a good job done (If your going to kill each other go outside, I just cleaned up)
2)My mother taught me Religion (You better pray that comes out of the carpet)
3)My mother taught me about time travel (If you dont straighten up, I'lll knock you into next week)
4)My mother taught me logic (Because I said so, thats why)
5)My mother taught me more logic ( If you fall out of that swing and break your next you can't come to the store with me)
6)My mother taught me foresight (Make sure you wear clean underwear in case your in an accident.)
7)My mother taught me irony (keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about)
8)My mother taught me about the science of osmosis (shut your mouth and eat your supper)
9)My mother taught me about the weather (that room of yours looks like a tornado went through it)
10)My mother taught me about contortionism (Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck)
11)My mother taught me about stamina (You will sit there until all that spinach is gone0
12)My mother taught me about hypocrisy (I i've told you once, i've told you a million times, don't exaggerate)
13)My mother taught me about the circle of life (I brought you into this world and I can take you out)
14)My mother taught me about behavior modification (stop acting like your father)
15)My mother taught me about envy (there are millions of children in the world who don't have great parents like you do)
16)My mother taught me about anticipation (Just wait until we get home)
17)My mother taught me medical science (If you don't stop crossing your eyes their going to freeze that way)
18)My mother taught me about recieving (Your going to get it when we get home)
19)My mother taught me about Esp (put your sweater on, don't you think I know when your cold)
20)My mother taught me about humor (when that lawnmower cuts off your toes don't come crying to me)
21)My mother taught me genetics (Your just like your father)
22)My mother taught me how to grow up (If you don't eat your vegetables you'll never grow up)
23)My mother taught me about my roots (Shut the door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?)
24)My mother taught me about wisdom( when you get to be my age you'll understand)
25)My mother taught me about justice (One day you'll have kids and I hope they're just like you)
If you can read this message, you are blessed because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty
uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal
pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a
rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't
mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the
olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer
be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl
mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.
Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed
ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe.
Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling
was ipmorantt! tahts so cool!
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