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Joined 03-29-10, id: 2307297, Profile Updated: 09-13-10
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Uhm, okay, my friend sitting right next to me at the moment suggests i write "stuff" =| wow, lots of help THERE Jess XD

Okay, so seriously, i'm a book fanatic, just like two of my best friends (yes Jess + Tracie XD) I love writing, and i swear, my laptop is a glorified typewriter =P I have too many favourite series to name, but i assure you they are all fantasy or paranormal or romance (0r my favourite, all three!!) genres...okayy, so this reeeeally isn't making sense but yer.

Why is it that all hot guys are either taken, gay or FICTIONAL CHARACTERS?? Epic sigh =| Well yeah, i love guys in books, i swear they are half the reason i read them=))

Don't you just feel captured by books? Well, thats why i read, and more importantly to me, write =) I know this is soppy, but yeah XD


I absolutely love dark and mysterious quotes. I'll name a few of my favourites=)

I wear black because it blends well with my soul.

Is it bad if I laugh uncontrollably at the sight of my own blood?

The devil's driving my car tonight and he's drunk. He's pissed, he's mad and I don't care which of you he fucks up.

"I have many doors—let us see which one you open. Just know that behind each different door there is a different me behind it."

If these thoughts had a gut they would swallow me whole.

Watch me as I make every right choice wrong.

Sometimes when I open my eyes in the morning I can't help but wonder, is it really such a great thing to be alive?

Nothing like pain to remind you that you are still alive.

Those with the greatest awareness have the greatest nightmares.

You come to this world alone. You leave this world alone. What makes you think that you can escape loneliness while you're here?

My finger's on the trigger and you're in my way.

Go ahead, kiss her. I hope she bites your lip and you choke on the blood.

They say when you get knocked down get back up. But what if you have been knocked down so much you’re tired of getting up?

I don't lie but I never tell the truth.

Didn't you hear, heaven didn't want me and hell was afraid I'd take over...

People are like slinkies; basically useless, but ever so amusing to watch fall down the stairs.

There is always some form of truth in deception

The darkest souls are not those which choose to exist within the hell of the abyss, but those which choose to move silently among us.

Hate me for I am a sinner, but hate yourself first.

Your worst nightmares are my sickest desires.

We're all bizarre, some of us are just better at hiding it.

Sometime the things we dream about the most, are the things our heart fears most.

No one holds command over me. No man. No god. No prince. What is a claim of age for ones who are immortal? What is a claim of power for ones who defy death? Call your damnable hunt. We shall see who I drag screaming back to hell with me.

What do we need to defeat evil after good has failed? A greater evil of course.

Your little light is like a candle trying to outshine the sun.

Anger doesn't even begin to explain it. Frustration? Nah. Wanting to rip out the soul of the next person to walk by? YES.

Come closer and let me show you the art of drowning...

The higher you fly the further you fall.

You can say you know how I feel from just looking to my face, but I guess everything I am, I hide on the inside.

Rip out my heart; put it out of its misery. It deserved better than I gave it.

In the darkness you don’t see what stares back at you...

I don’t stay in the darkness so that people can’t find me, but to see who’s brave enough to look.

If you're always happy, after a while, even being happy doesn't make you happy anymore. So being sad sometimes is a good thing, I think.

Darkness never really goes away, not once you've seen it.

I have a scary question: Is it me or my reflection? Now here's a scarier one: Is there even a difference anymore?

My tears are dry, my smile is fake, what more do you want?


Okay, so i guess i should have put this first, but here are some moderately personal things about me:

My favourite colours are black (er, shade?) red and blue.

I hate dogs, cats are okay i guess.

I'm not a blonde. haha, i thought i'd put that out there--don't worry, one of my best friends are blonde, i have nothing against them.

I'm known to laugh at things that are "politically incorrect." In normal people language, being racist. But you know, my family are all colours and races, so i can be racist.

I love Skillet, breaking Benjamin, Hawthorn Heights, My Chemical Romance, La Roux, Linkin Park, Bryan Adams, Bon Jovi, and MANY more. I don't even know why i bothered naming even a few of them XD.

My two best friends are Jessica (Jess) and Tracie (Yeah, she hates nicknames, though she doesn't seem to mind calling me Ash...)

Oh, My name means terrorist, The Unkown and many other violent things :S (I laugh, beacuse this is NO joke!)

I like too many shows to name. They do include Doctor Who, Being Human, Avatar: the last airbender, Gary Unmarried, The Big Bang Theory, True Blood, The Vampire Diaries, and too many movies to name!

I'm definitely an attention seeker

I love books of course=)

And i'm aspiring to be a writer some day. (Hopefully in the next few years XD)


I was inspired to put this in because of an awesome kiwi chick (Yes, i am New Zealand) named Silent_Broken_Heart she is way awesome, and i would probably be her friend if i lived in her country still =) i hope you don't mind that I've stolen something from your profile XD

YOUR GUY SIDE:

x You love hoodies.
x You love jeans.
Dogs are better than cats.
x It's hilarious when people get hurt.
x You've played with/against boys on a team.
Shopping is torture.
Sad movies suck.
You own/ed an X-Box.
x Played with Hotwheel cars as a kid.
At some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter.
x You own/ed a DS, PS2 or Sega.
You used to be obsessed with Power Rangers.
x You watch sports on TV.
x Gory movies are cool.
x You go to your dad for advice.
You own like a trillion baseball caps.
x You like going to high school football games.
x You used to/do collect football/baseball cards.
x Baggy pants are cool to wear.
x It's kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people.
x Green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors.
x You love to go crazy and not care what people think.
x Sports are fun.
x Talk with food in your mouth.
x Sleep with your socks on at night--sometimes

TOTAL: 18

YOUR GIRL SIDE:

You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
x You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport.
You hate wearing the color black.
x You like hanging out at the mall.
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
x You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe.
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movies Star Wars.
You were in gymnastics/dance.
x It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
x You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes.
x You care about what you look like.
x You like wearing dresses when you can.
x You like wearing perfume/cologne.
x You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid.
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it.
x Like being the star of every thing.

TOTAL: 10

Wow, does that make me more guyish?


If you can be bothered reading this, it's actually really funny!!!

Bold the stereotypes that fit you

I LIKE TO BE MYSELF, so I MUST be cocky and arrogant

I LOVE ANIMALS, so I MUST be a vegetarian

I’m a TREEHUGGER, so I MUST be a drug addicted hippie

I have GOOD GRADES, so I MUST be a nerd

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.

I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz.
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.

I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm UNDERWEIGHT so I MUST have an eating disorder
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon.
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be snobby.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs/nuts.
I read COMICS, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.

I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.

I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser.
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy.
I CHAT ONLINE, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins.
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion.
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IMMATURE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I'm A WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick and I MUST worship the devil.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast.
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm AUSTRALIAN so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroos.
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I LOVE MARCHING BAND, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I AM FRIENDS WITH A CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I CRY EASILY, so I MUST be a wimp.
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake.
I DONT LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems


SOMETHING I KNOW...FRIENDSHIP IS LIKE PEEING YOUR PANTS. EVERYONE CAN SEE IT, BUT ONLY YOU CAN FEEL THE TRUE WARMTH.

A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

A friend will bail you outta jail, a best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying either, "We really screwed up," or "That was fun!"

A friend will walk into your house without ringing the doorbell or knocking, a best friend will walk in and yell,"I'm home!"

A friend will call your parents by their first names, a best friend will call them Mom and Dad.

A friend will tell you that your a great singer even if you're terrible, a best friend will tell you that you suck.

A friend will give you a shoulder to cry on when he breaks your heart, a best friend will go up to him and say, "It's because you're gay, isnt it?"

You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, I get a paddle boat and save your stupid...

My best friends are the kind that if my house were on fire, they'd be roasting marsh mellows and flirting with the firemen

Good friends will pick you up when your fall, BEST FRIENDS will push you back down and laugh

Good friends ask why you're crying, BEST FRIENDS already have the shovel ready to bury the loser that made you cry

Good friends will say you can do better, BEST FRIENDS will call him up and say " Write your will, you have seven days "

A good friend will bail you out of jail, a BEST FRIEND will be sitting next to you in your cell going "Man that was fun!"

A good friend will say that you are over reacting, a BEST FRIEND will be laughing there butt off saying "Someones going to get it!"

1. When you are sad, I will help you get drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard.

2. When you are blue, I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.

3. When you smile, I will know you are plotting something that I must be involved in.

4. When you are scared, I will rag on you about it every chance I get.

5. When you are worried, I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be until you quit whining.

6. When you are confused, I will use little words.

7. When you are sick, stay the heck away from me until you are well. I don't want whatever you have.

8. When you fall, I will point and laugh at your clumsy butt.

This is exactly what my best friends are like=)) Love you Jess and Tracie. (Yeah, that may be an unheard of concept to you, but I do care about some things!!)

Put an X if you have done these things things.

x You've run into a glass/screen door.

x Gum has fallen out of your mouth when you were talking.

x You have jumped out of a moving vehicle( the sad thing about this is that my friends moms forgot about me so i jumped into the moving car and then fell out... ouch)

x You have thought of something funny and laughed, then people gave you weird look
x You have run into a tree/bush.
x You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
x You have tried to lick your elbow
x You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle , Twinkle Little _Star have the same tune.
x You just tried to sing them
x You have tripped on your shoelace and fallen.

x You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it. (not really, it's all so confusing! Though the last time i saw it i was like, 7)
You've never seen the Matrix.

You type only with two fingers.
x You have accidentally caught something on fire (cough, accident?)

x You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose/eyes.

x You have caught yourself drooling.
x You have fallen asleep in class and started to talk/drool, or snore.
x Sometimes you just stop thinking.
x You are telling a story and forget what you were talking about.

x People often shake their heads and walk away from you.

x You are often told to use your 'inside voice'. (ALWAYS)
x You use your fingers to do simple math.

x You have eaten a bug (ew, yes, unfortunately i have)
x You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important.

x You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it. (Multiple times at school =S)

x You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand.

You forward forwards because you are scared that what they say _will happen to you if you don 't ._
x You break a lot of things. (Jess, remember Science?)
Your friends know not to use big words around you.
x You tilt your head when you're confused.
x You have fallen out of your chair before.

When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
x The word 'um' is used many times a day


What a Boyfriend SHOULD do: (the one's bolded are the ones i think are the most important!!!)

When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stare's at your mouth, Kiss her
When she pushes you or hit's you, Grab her and dont let go
When she start's cussing at you, Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, Ask her what's wrong
When she ignore's you, Give her your attention
When she pull's away, Pull her back
When you see her at her worst, Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking, Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, Protect her
When she lay's her head on your shoulder, Tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steal's your favorite hat, Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she tease's you, Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesnt answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she look's at you with doubt, Back yourself up
When she grab's at your hands, Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bump's into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tell's you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don't look away until she does
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
Stay on the phone with her even if shes not saying anything.
When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her (F*@! that man!)
Call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world
Let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her
Let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who am i killing today babe?"

Perfect guy right there ^^^^^^ hahahaha=))


10 Commandments of a Teenager

1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
(why wait that long)
2) Thou shall not do drugs.
(alcohol lasts longer, not to mention being cheaper.)
3) Thou shall not steal from K-Mart.
(Walmart has a bigger selection)
4) Thou shall not be arrested for vandalism.
(destruction has a bigger effect, I can tell you all about this)

5) Thou shall not steal from your parents.
(everyone knows grandma has more money)
6) Thou shall not get into fights.
(Start them.)
7) Thou shall not skip class.
(just take the whole day off)
8) Thou shall not strip in class.
(Hooters pays more)
9) Thou shall not think about having sex.
(like Nike says, "just do it")
10) Thou shall not help old ladies across the street.
(just leave'm in the middle)


"I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no fucking way Paper can beat Rock. Paper is supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? Why the hell can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating student as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that shit up in 2 seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, oh shit, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole."

This is the stupid test! 100 stupid things that people do! (BOLDED)

1. Forgot to put the lid on the blender, turned it on, and had everything fly out
2. Gotten your head stuck between the stair rails (...no comment...)
3. Broken a chair by leaning back in it

4. Had gum fall out of your mouth while you were talking
5. Choked on your own spit while you were talking
6. Had people tell you that you are blonde when you're not/or had had people tell you that your blonde highlights are going to your head
7. Been caught staring at your crush by your crush him/herself
8. Have looked for something for at least 10 min then realized it was in your hand
9. Tried to push open a door that said pull
10. Tried to pull open a door that said push

11. Have actually believed someone when they said that they knew how to make a love potion (I was like, FIVE)
12. Have hit yourself in the process of trying to hit something else
13. Have tripped and fallen UP the stairs
14. Have actually exploded marshmallows in the microwave
15. Have gotten gum stuck in your hair
16. Had gum fall out of your mouth while trying to blow a bubble
17. Have had the juice from a mini tomato squirt out and hit somebody else when you bit into it
18. Have had your drink come out your nose because you were laughing so hard
19. Have called one of your good friends by the wrong name
20. Have skinned your toe because you were playing soccer or football with flip flops on or you were barefoot
21. Have put a sticker on your forehead, forgot it was there, and went out in public with it on
22. Have fallen out of a moving vehicle.
23. Have run into a closed door
24. Have almost shot someone with a real gun while trying to shoot something else (my uncle when we went shooting in NZ…)

25. Searched for your cell phone while you were talking on it
26. It has taken you longer than 5 min to get a joke
27. Have gotten your hair stuck in a blow dryer
28. Have gotten your hair stuck in a fan

29. Tripped on a crack in the sidewalk
30. Said o'clock after saying how many min after the hour, example: 5:30 o'clock, or 6:15 o'clock
31. After someone told you that there was gum on the ground, you stepped in it
32. Put on a white shirt even though you already knew it was raining outside
33. Have ever walked up to a stranger because you thought they were someone else
34. Ever been kicked out of a grocery store/off their property
35. Touched the stove, the curling iron, a hot pan, etc on purpose even though you knew it was hot

36. Picked out your change of clothes, took off the ones you had on and then accidentally put the old clothes back on
37. Wondered why something wasn't working then realized it wasn't plugged in
38. Put the cereal in the fridge, or put the milk in the cupboard
39. Walked into a pole
40. Wore two different earrings or shoes by accident
41. Put your shirt on backwards/inside-out without realizing it then left your house
42. Tried to take a picture of your/someone's eye with the flash on
43. Gotten a ring stuck on your finger because you put it on even though you knew it was too small
44. Walked out of the bathroom with toilet paper stuck to your shoe without realizing it (only at home…)
45. Went to go do something/go get something, then when you got there forgot what is was that you were going to do.
(I do that all the time.)
46. Picked up someone else's drink and drank out of it by accident when your drink was right next to it

47. Fallen out of your chair while trying to pick something up
48. Have poked yourself in the eye
49. Have gotten in the shower with your socks still on (yeah, I can’t say I’ve ever done that…)
50. Melted your hairbrush while blow drying your hair, (You can do that?)
51. Have done enough stupid things to make a test
52. Have accidentally stabbed yourself with a pencil
53. Have sung the wrong verse to a song without realizing it
54. Have given an odd answer to a question because you didn't hear the question in the first place and didn't feel like asking what it was.
55. Told someone you were the wrong age because you seriously forgot how old you were
56. Looked into an overhead light purposefully while it was on
57. Got up early and got ready for school/work/meeting, then realized that you didn't have school/work/meeting that day.
58. Have tripped on a cord after someone told you to watch out for it

60. Have ever laughed at a joke that no one else thought was funny or a movie
61. Done the Macarena to the electric slide or vice versa
62. Said funner, then had someone make fun of you for it
63. Have repeated yourself at least twice in the same sentence
64. Brought up an inside joke with the wrong person
65. Didn't do the backside of an assignment because you thought that there wasn't one because you had already looked and forgot that there was another side
66. Did more work than you had to on an assignment because you didn't read the directions
67. Corrected someone's grammar/pronunciation then figured out that you were the one that was wrong
68. Put something in a special place so that you would remember where it was, then forgot where you put it
69. Put ice in your drink after the glass was full of liquid and had it splash out-
70. Told a lie then forgot what it was that you had said and got caught
71. When wearing goggles, you pulled them away from your face and let go so that they would come back and snap you in the face

72. Forgot to make sure that the lamp was off before you replaced the light bulb
73. Ran into a door jam

74. Told someone that you hardly ever do stupid things, then immediately did/said something stupid
75. Told someone to watch out for something, then you were the one that ran into it

76. Have purposely licked playground sand
77. Have purposely and repeatedly flicked yourself with a rubber band

78. Gotten so hyper that someone actually thought you were drunk when you weren't (ALL THE TIME)
79. Have been so hyper you actually scared people

80. Put duct tape on your body then pulled it off to see if it would pull your hairs out
81. Put duct tape on your hair/someone else's hair then pulled it off
82. Put a clothes pin/hair clip on your lip, figured out that it hurt, then did it again
83. Sat and wondered why men’s dress shirts have a loop on the back.
84. Made up a code name for someone so that you could talk about them to someone else and no one else would know who you were talking about
85. Have gotten a hairbrush stuck in your hair

86. Used the straw to blow the straw wrapper at someone.
87. Shaved your tongue because you thought your taste buds looked weird (Who does that!??)
88. When at a restaurant/cafeteria, you used your spoon to fling stuff at (I hate my brother…)

89. Have flung forks at people in a restaurant/cafeteria
90. Sucked on a cup and got a hickey from it. (yeah, no…)
91. As you were writing, you moved your head back and forth with your pen/pencil
92. Have drawn finger puppets on your fingers then named them
93. Have wrapped someone in a roll of toilet paper
94. Have used somebody else's toothbrush without even realizing it wasn't yours
95. Started telling a story and forget what you were talking about or what happened in the story

96. When you saw a ‘beware of dog’ sign, you told the owners to beware of the dogs not realizing they owned the dogs
97. You have spelled your own name wrong before
98. When lying in bed you look for pictures in the texture of the ceiling.
99. Have used your calculator as a form of communication in class
100. Have popped a balloon in your mouth

...wow...that's a lot... 94??? =S LOL


Running out of ideas...and now i have an audience onlooking me =| (lol, go away Jess XD)

(BAH, and now Tracie!! XD)

Okay, Tracie says i need to name some of my favourite series so here goes...

Vampire Academy (Gah, Dimitri)

Iron King [Iron fey] (mm, i love ASH)

True Blood

City of Glass [series]

The Gardella Vamprie Chronicles

Maximum Ride (FANNNGGG)

Evernight (it's OKAYYYYY!)

uhm...epic blank...i've read soo many, how can i NOT REMEMBER???

Dark Heavens (JOHN)

Journey to Wudang

Twilight--until the movie came out =| (boo hiss, go Vampires suck!)

Harry potter was okay

Game On (AREON)

Soul Mate (Valentine best guy in the history of guys)

Morganville Vampires (Michael)

And another one that is currently unnamed (ARES)

That is just SOME of the thousands =))))))))

Yeah, see all the guys ^^^^^^^^ they equate to HOTTT


here are the awesome vehicles used in my story Darker than Midnight:

http://media.motortopia.com/files/941/vehicle/45b3dc7156d5b/bird_00891.jpg (this is the black firebird)

http://img.alibaba.com/photo/104569484/Kawasaki_Ninja_ZX_14_2009_Motorcycle.jpg (Fang's Kawasaki Ninja ZX-14)

http://motorracing.getpaidfrom.us/files/2008/03/yamahar6_2006-g.jpg (Ari's Yamaha YZF-R6 racing bike)

http://www.carphotomobil.com/motorcycle/harley-davidson/VRSCA_V-Rod_2003/harley_davidson_VRSCA_V-Rod_2003-4.jpg (Dylan's Harley Davidson V rod VRSCA 2010 model)

http://image.lightinthebox.com/images/l/200909/tlgn1253512186265.jpg (This is similar Max's dress, except it is in blue. Picture it in black an you almost have the same one=] Except without the train! Oh, and it was i higher split withcriss-crossing lace down the back with a low cut back as well!!)

http://www.gsxr.es/wp-content/uploads/2009/01/serie_limitada_suzuki_gsxr_600_750_2009.jpg This is Iggy's bike, though his is a little more dinged up than in this picture =))

http://www.autosrapidos.com/superautos/s/saleen-s7r01.jpg This is Jeb's car, the Saleen s7r01 in burnt orange.

I'll put more on when there are more...


Anywayy, i guess there's not really much to say=))) Oh, and i'm probs not going to finish my first FF, cuz the VA ones are never read by like, ANYONE...

Oh, and i suck at spelling on this computer, i need my laptop, so excuse any mistakes!! XD

And i am typing this during IT...bah, i hate IT, why do i even bother with it??

Oh yeah, so that i can go on FF and write ... XD

Until next time, i'm going to totally steal Fang's line from Maximum Ride...

(bahahahahhahahahah this is going to be so funny when i type it... Jess and Tracie are going to be like "Omg Ashara, that is so lame..." meh, who cares right?)

So anyway...

Fly on=))

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Petal in the Rain by pratty-prongs-princesse reviews
Entrapped in a snobbish boarding school, Lily Evans mischievously escapes for one night, fatefully encountering London's most eligible bachelor, Lord James Potter. Set in 1940 during the Battle of Britain. A story of love, war, magic and deception.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 28 - Words: 226,147 - Reviews: 3403 - Favs: 1,800 - Follows: 1,977 - Updated: 2/20 - Published: 12/13/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Bittersweet Victory by meetjasper reviews
Aiden Belikov is a troubled 15 year old junior at St. Vladimir's Academy. In the school's history there has only been one other student to be this disturbed, so who better then Rose Hathaway to teach Aiden that there's more to life then bad behaivor.
Vampire Academy - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,159 - Reviews: 118 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 1/4/2010 - Rose H.
The Battle of the Exes by eclipsed heart reviews
Two years after Fang left, he's back, with his own flock, on Jeb's orders. Chaos ensues as Dylan fights for Max, Max wreaks havoc on Fang and his new 'girlfriend', and Fang tries to execute his own plan without revealing his ulterior motive for returning.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 46,616 - Reviews: 511 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
The Beginning of the End by BookNerd7 reviews
When Max's parents perish in a horrible house fire, she is sent to Arizona to live with her birth father. Max's heart is broken and closed off from everyone. Fang, her next door neighbor, tries to break through. What will happen? A/U Fax On Hiatus!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 24,307 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 7/8/2010 - Max, Fang
Chasing Midnight by Myster1a reviews
Sometimes fate is based one insane move...Clary's sixteen, but she's far from normal. Daughter to one of the most dangerous men known to the supernatural world, she soon finds herself drawn into a world of mystery, magic and temptation like no other...
Mortal Instruments - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,409 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Clary F., Jace W.
Missing by i am veeery bored reviews
They were all missing something. They just didn't know what it was.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Max, Angel - Complete
That Night by Phoenix Fanatic reviews
One crazy night really can change everything. From nearly getting blown up -not cool- to making out -very cool- the Flock tries to make it to dawn with their hearts and heads intact. Fax.
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 106 - Published: 8/22/2010 - Max, Fang
Darker Than Midnight reviews
Meet Max, your average human teenager; looks, brains and a violent personality to match. But when Max meets Fang she's finally met her equal—a guy who's much darker, more dangerous, than Midnight itself. For with this man, nothing is what it seems...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 135,845 - Reviews: 1937 - Favs: 582 - Follows: 501 - Updated: 3/22/2013 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Max, Fang