Mendaciloquium
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Joined 03-29-10, id: 2307417, Profile Updated: 07-13-10
Author has written 4 stories for Hetalia - Axis Powers.

"It's Just That the Time was Wrong" IS CURRENTLY ON HOLD! I will resume it once I get sick of "Becoming Reality". So yeah. I'll probably alternate writing chapters for both, or choose one to finish before I resume the other. I will most likely end up finishing "It's Just That the Time was Wrong" before "Becoming Reality", as the latter is going to be much, much, much, much longer.

I'll probably be re-writing "It's Just That the Time was Wrong" simply because whenever I re-read it, I think it sucks horribly. =\.

UGHH. I JUST REALIZED MY PROFILE MAKES ME SOUND SO BORRRRRRRRINNGGGG. I swear I'm not. (Or atleast I hope not) I have a very flexible personality, and I don't get mad too easily. I hate upsetting people, and love making people happy/laugh. I'm kind of a people pleaser. I also have a bit of a sick sense of humor, and I'm very tolerant of anything except stupidity.

So, I'm a 16-year-old rookie author.

I love Axis Powers Hetalia :U.

(Is anyone even reading this?)

My favourite bands are the Killers, The Fratellis, and other things like that. I can listen to just about anything, but whatever.

Ughh I'm also very lazy and don't feel like finishing this. I would say I'll do it later, but the chances are, I won't.

CURRENT OTP: USxUK

FrancexEngland = :3

PrussiaxAustria = HNNNG MY LOINS

RomexGermania = ROMA AND LEGOLAS I MEAN GERMANIA ARE LOVE.

SwedenxFinland = Oh cmon, it's adorable :'D

GermanyxN. Italy = CANON YAOI. IT'S ONE OF A KIND, BBY.

SpainxRomano = LOVE HURTS.

GreecexJapan = Just plain cute.

RussiaxChina = Meh, it'll do. I'm really up for anyone strong and manry topping China xD.

HungaryxNobody = Do not like her.

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American dreams in an English village by ButterFish reviews
USUK, AU - Alfred and his family move to an English village and become neighbours to Arthur and his family. Arthur doesn't like the American, but they befriend each other, and slowly friendship becomes love. But that's not good in a little township!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 243,202 - Reviews: 2842 - Favs: 2,620 - Follows: 2,103 - Updated: 10/13/2013 - Published: 5/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Of Silence and Thievery by Gecko Osco reviews
Arthur had a voice, a good one, but it's been stolen from him and he's prepared to do everything he can to get it back. Even traversing across the world with a bunch of lunatics who have a leader who just might be his hero after all. USUK, minor others. Cover Art by NoximillianRaven.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 159,571 - Reviews: 415 - Favs: 612 - Follows: 634 - Updated: 6/24/2013 - Published: 4/9/2010 - England/Britain, America
New Horizons by Shatterdoll reviews
America finds England to be just a bit...boring. When he finds a pocket watch that takes him back in time, however, a glimpse of the man England once was may change that. Pirate!EnglandxAmerica, Rated M for future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 47,801 - Reviews: 827 - Favs: 1,240 - Follows: 1,482 - Updated: 2/17/2013 - Published: 3/29/2010 - America, England/Britain
American Wife by M.D. Off-Red reviews
In an attempt to escape his monotonous life, the bored God looks for a bride in the human world. But what if the lucky 'bride' turns out much fiercer, taller, physically stronger, even more dominating than he imagined, and well-not quite-female? USxUK AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,230 - Reviews: 458 - Favs: 469 - Follows: 528 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - America, England/Britain
BFFF by CryHOg reviews
Let's face it. We all have that certain coworker we can't stand and wish they would just die. Harsh,yes. But that's how we feel sometimes. But after a few beers will you become friends? Or Lovers? No? How 'bout married? No? Then-oh...OH!...oh? AmerEngld
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 104,957 - Reviews: 398 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 208 - Updated: 3/28/2011 - Published: 1/26/2010 - America, England/Britain
The Rise and Fall of a Union by IlluminatedShadow reviews
"Let others make war. You, fortunate Austria, marry." It was an ideal alliance. But could it not become more? Hapsburg fic. Spain/Austria
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,639 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Austria, Spain - Complete
Band by A. Strudel reviews
Gilbert annoys Roderich an awful lot. Today was just embarrassing. Rated M just in case. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The AwesomexThe Crossdresser by royalsprinkles reviews
There really should be more PrusPol...random crack, OTL.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Prussia, Poland - Complete
Ten Words or Less by BreatheInEMinor reviews
Series of 10 words or less memes, drabbles, and whatever I feel like writing. M to be safe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,573 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 7/1/2009
Hold On To Your Hat by preusterreich reviews
Roderich is desperate for sex, so he goes to Gilbert. In return for sex, Gilbert wants Roderich to wear his bicorne hat from the War of the Austrian Succession. Roderich is not too happy about that.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,828 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
1:1 by Shotgunsinlace reviews
The Revolution wasn't the last time England and America met face to face on a field. 2010, South Africa. Ending up tied during the first half of the game wasn't as bad as it seemed, but Arthur had a more personal score to settle during halftime.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,190 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/24/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Eleventh Hour by Apocalyptic Lore reviews
The estate of Feliciano, a rather stupid man with far too much money on his hands, is infiltrated by a group of rebels out for both his money and his throat. What better to do than hire an unsuspecting German bodyguard? AU, looking for criticism!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 37,859 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 2/2/2010 - N. Italy, Germany
Boredom by preusterreich reviews
Gilbert, Roderich, and Vash get locked in a room together. Gilbert complains that he is bored, until he discovers a fun way to pass time. Did someone say "THREESOME"? D
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,262 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/20/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
England VS America FIFA Match by PrussianAwesomeness reviews
One-shot. Canada's forced to sit in between England and America during their FIFA match. T for slight swearing and my language in the A/N section
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,557 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
APH Rochu Kink Meme: Sex and the Forbidden City by haraguro-tan reviews
China's panda population is dwindling and Mr Dragon wants China to make a porn video to encourage the pandas to mate. Guess who China ropes in as his co-star? Written in response to a kink meme request for an APH couple making a home porn video.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,445 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
In Any Language by drown.in.flames reviews
The world's countries are suffering through a crisis, are these their last words? -story better than summary-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
Look At Me! by Kissy Heartbreak reviews
Matthew Williams was what he'd always wanted to be: Noticed, Held, Loved - But he was too gone to feel it. "Vous... Peut me voir. I... Je vous aime... papa. Pardonnez... Moi..." Not in French. Translations at bottom
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 212 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/30/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Welcome Home by temarinekoninja reviews
Hong Kong is finally home from England's house, but before he can reunite with his family Korea has a special gift for him warning:Absolutely no plot, just smut!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,691 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/13/2010 - Hong Kong, South Korea - Complete
Homemade by Lalalalala-Land reviews
Latvia finds something he shouldn't have? Epic failure for a summary OTZL
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,056 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/10/2010 - Russia, China - Complete
Our Last Dance by Hitomi Shirou reviews
The Age of Imperialism is coming to a close and winter is fast approaching. Let us dance one last time until the spring comes again.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,086 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/5/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Olives and Detergent andCat by Tamer Lorika reviews
Kiku is visiting Athens for a diplomatic forum, but the reporters seem a little more keen on subtext... Not to mention, Herakles' body seems to have a mind of its own ? But he must be just messing around, right?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,094 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/27/2010 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Slip Into Passion by erbby17 reviews
As the Habsburg Dynasty reaches the monarchy of Spain, Antonio and Roderich share a night to consummate their own "marriage". Spain/Austria smut. M for sexual content. ENJOY!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,092 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/1/2010 - Spain, Austria - Complete
Cliché by shadowshroom reviews
An AU story of a typical romance. Yao faces the difficulties of being the family's breadwinner and the consequences of sex before love.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,236 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/1/2010 - China, Russia - Complete
Lounge Act by pedosmile reviews
Hong Kong knows that he can't do something subtle because America, well, he was oblivious to subtlety and really didn't do subtle. -- America/HK for the fun of it.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,172 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Hong Kong, America - Complete
Vanity by Cana-Puff reviews
France wondered, was China really a girl? He should find out... Of course that just lead up to a whole load of other fun events! China/France with alternate ending! (As it turns out, no. He isn't.)
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,102 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 30 - Published: 4/12/2010 - France, China - Complete
Slight Misunderstanding by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*one-shot GerIta* Germany wanted to propose, but you can always count on Prussia to mess things up a bit... poor Italy. Contains lemon.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,984 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/4/2010 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Wang Yao's Special Performance by killer-fever reviews
Kiku's uncle gives the performance of a lifetime to Ivan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,217 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 8/27/2009 - China, Russia
It's Not Over by Mitty The Flying Kitty reviews
By Secondhand Serenade. He sat in front of his beloved piano, the usual gelled back hair a mess that covered his face and eyes. His eyes were wet, but he refused to allow the tears to fall. One-sided PrusAus. Genres may be a bit off...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 803 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2010 - Austria, Prussia
Aracnophobe by Damaris Naenia reviews
In which Roderich finds out Gilbert is an aracnophobe.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 742 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
香港 by MyLatte reviews
“Why don’t you ever show your emotions?” Yong Soo suddenly asked, breaking the silence between the two. Hong Kong turned his head slightly so he was facing the Korean, and just stared at him with big brown eyes, unmoving.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,282 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Hong Kong, South Korea
The Duties of an Austrian Maid by Hazel-Beka reviews
Roderich makes the bad decision of going out drinking with Gilbert, Arthur and co. He makes another bad decision when he accepts Gilbert's challenge of a drinking competition. If he loses? Well Gilbert did once say that he wanted Roderich to be his maid..
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,038 - Reviews: 412 - Favs: 674 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/31/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
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Becoming Reality reviews
The world has been altered to that of the fantasy of Ivan Braginski. The main character of his dreams, a daring airship captain, is on a journey to the ends of the world, searching for what was taken from him. Official: USUK, PrusAus. Complete info inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 13,076 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010 - America, England/Britain
It Was Just That the Time Was Wrong reviews
When Roderich doesn't want to follow Gilbert as he runs away from the orphanage, Gilbert deserts them, leaving Roderich and Ludwig alone. Now, five years later, by chance, Gilbert is reunited with his brother and friend. AU. Chapter 5 is up!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,838 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 5/24/2010 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Prussia, Austria
The Best Song reviews
Roderich and Gilbert hated each other. The always had. Well, that's what Roderich thought, but everything changes when a certain Prussian decides to tell Roddy what he REALLY thought of him. No matter how hard you squint, no plot. Pure PrusAus smut.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 993 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
How Germania Got His Braid reviews
Rome decides to play with Germania's hair one day, much to both of their delight. Though, Germania would rather die than admit it. Fail summary OTL.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 316 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Germania, Ancient Rome - Complete