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Joined 06-25-02, id: 230752, Profile Updated: 02-08-09
Author has written 3 stories for Arc The Lad, and Megamind.

Hi all, yes, I'm alive, but suffering massive writing block and just got my computer back in shape, had a virus. I am working on the next chapter and hope it will be up by next weekend. Sorry for the very long delay!

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In The Name Of Yuffie Kisaragi by Yes-4-Yuffentine reviews
Concerning the humorous life of Yuffie and her life's dramas, which always seem to drag a certain gunman in. But Vincent doesn't seem to mind, knowing exactly how to turn the tables on her. He actually seems to enjoy that part rather a lot actually. [Language, adult themes] [Yuffentine, Cloti]
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 141,206 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 8/10 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
Journey by Raphaella reviews
Cid Highwind's adventure started when he joined Avalanche, finding action, friendship, and most surprising of all, something more as a connection begins to grow between himself and Vincent Valentine. Follow Cid through FF7 game events and further on his road of discovery. Rating for Cid's language. Eventual Yaoi. Valenwind.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 50 - Words: 291,889 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 6/28/2015 - Published: 4/13/2011 - Cloud S., Tifa L., Cid H., Vincent V. - Complete
The Oblivious Wizard and the Long-Suffering Mob Boss by gomenasai-for-everything reviews
Harry refuses to work for Marcone one too many times, and so the mob boss uses coercion upon meeting Harry at the art gala. Harry cooperates to get the Shroud of Turin, but what he doesn't know is that Marcone wants him for far more than magic, and will certainly be doing all he can to trip him into bed. Set during Death Masks, but I cut most of the plot out, even though I love it.
Dresden Files - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 90,552 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 4/7/2014 - Published: 5/15/2013 - H. Dresden, J. Marcone - Complete
I don't want to be alone tonight by KBJones reviews
What happened just after Titan's defeat? Fluffy. Rox/Meg. How's he going to transition from hated Evil Overlord to popular Protector of Metro City? How'll the city handle Roxanne apparently dating her late boyfriend's murderer? Ch 11 M-rated
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 16 - Words: 70,535 - Reviews: 266 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 11/15/2013 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
The Journey To Us by Nora Salisbury reviews
Metrocity's new hero and his damsel have a lot of emotional red tape to cut through on their way to being the couple they're destined to be. Set mostly post-movie, later chapters will have higher ratings as fluff becomes steamier.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 37,391 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 6/23/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Down With the Sickness by the ersatz diplomat reviews
Even wizards get the flu. And no, there's not a potion for that. Quit asking questions.
Dresden Files - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,982 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/15/2013 - Published: 4/22/2011 - H. Dresden, K. Murphy
Complicated Simplicity by OrangeAfterglow reviews
Their story was a simple one. The battle between the Hero and the Villain. The Villain lost, the Hero won and the good guy always got the Girl. Their story is about to become complicated. Another "What if Metroman didnt quit?" A/U now rated M!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 126,763 - Reviews: 159 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 1/2/2013 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Impressions by sakuradancer3 reviews
Roxanne had to wonder which face was the true face of Megamind. Talentless hack and professional annoyance or truly gifted, albeit absentminded, genius capable of far more than he wants others to believe? She wonders... T for future language/situations.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 24,637 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 12/31/2012 - Published: 9/29/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
The Blossom by Cynthia E Son reviews
It has been several weeks since Vincent Valentine won the battle with the Omega WEAPON. Now, he's ready to start his brand new life with Yuffie Kisaragi at his aid. But, unknown to him, she harbors strong feelings for him...
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 24,408 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 12/4/2012 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Yuffie K., Vincent V.
50 Shades of Blue by Nora Salisbury reviews
*ADULT CONTENT* IF YOU ARE UNDER 18 AND CONSIDERING READING THIS, SHAME ON YOU. AS PUNISHMENT, GO OUTSIDE & PLAY. A literary discussion between Megamind and Roxanne leads to sexual exploration *fetish play* . This is a new writing experience for me, publishing something of a sexual nature. If you've ever tried to write it you know it's not easy. Please be gentle, reviewers.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,009 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/14/2012 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Pale Blue Shadows by DreamFlight reviews
Megamind's first kill was entirely by accident… and so was Miss Ritchie's. AU, Dark!fic
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 91,349 - Reviews: 432 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/3/2012 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Rain on the Just by N.L. Rummi reviews
Post-film. A former villain and a former hero each try to adapt to the new destinies they've chosen. It's not always easy...especially when a new danger threatens to blow everything apart. - COMPLETE
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 121,124 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 7/27/2012 - Published: 5/29/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Filigree by Hunger4Righteousness reviews
The 'Frequent Kidnapping Card' and Megamind's personal weapon - Roxanne wants to know what they have in common and why they deviate from his usual style. She ends up learning more about him, and herself, than she ever expected. (revised 12/15)
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 41 - Words: 217,675 - Reviews: 918 - Favs: 356 - Follows: 258 - Updated: 7/24/2012 - Published: 4/4/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R.
Reaching The Limit by xLabyrinthine reviews
Everyone have a limit on how much crap they can take from other people before blowing up in their faces. Vincent reaches his. Read warnings inside!
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/25/2012 - Vincent V. - Complete
Aftermath by b7-kerravon reviews
Megamind took a real pounding from Tighten in the last battle. Where does a blue alien go for treatment? Can Metro City just 'forgive and forget' all his crimes after a single act of redemption? Chp 10 up finally
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 23,816 - Reviews: 312 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/8/2012 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Roxanne R., Megamind
What They've Needed All Along by Watcher of the Hearts reviews
What if things had gone differently the night that Megamind's Bernard disguise was blown?
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 18 - Words: 84,138 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Just Another School Year by Megamind reviews
Roxanne Ritchi's senior year of high school takes a whole new turn when a charismatic new student arrives and changes everything, helping her to find the strength to stand up for what she believes in, and to help him be the man he was always meant to be.
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 93,332 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Baiting the Beast by xXHellfireRavenXx reviews
"What are you going to do? Jump into his lap and tell him exactly what you plan on doing to him?" Yuffie's tired of using the subtle approach to seduce Vincent Valentine. It's time to play dirty. Yuffie/Vincent and Cloud/Tifa pairings
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,220 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
With Care by toxic-dreamer-2 reviews
Cause even a formally-evil-villain-turned-hero deserves some time off, especially if he's not feeling well. MegamindXRoxanne
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,902 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Megamind
Put Another Nickel In by Nora Salisbury reviews
Music Man has sent Megamind a gag gift ... but Roxanne is the only one laughing. Rating this a T just in case, for mild suggestive content. Set post-movie.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 898 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/25/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Megamind Goes To The Dentist by eseiprahs reviews
Like what the title says...Megamind has to go to the dentist. XD
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,336 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Complete
Roxanne Visits Megamind in Prison by KBJones reviews
Their five-year anniversary as villain and captive is coming up and Roxanne's boss thinks it would be a great excuse to run a special on Megamind's criminal career. She's sent to the prison to get his side to the story. Pre-movie.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Sci-Fi/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,541 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/28/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Metro Cover by cgaussie01 reviews
Complete! AU. Follows the trials and tribulations of Roxanne, a new office worker to Metro Cover where she meets Megamind, Minion, Metro Man, Hal and even Bernard in this romantic comedy escapade. Sexual content of both types!
Megamind - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 90,497 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/23/2011 - Published: 2/1/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
To Color Your Discourse by raspberryseedz reviews
In which the citizens of MetroCity are a little wary, Roxanne gets a little angry, and Megamind gives an impromptu stand-up routine. Based on a scene from Cyrano de Bergerac. Post-film.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,349 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
Shool Reunion by Determamfidd reviews
Now that he's a hero, Megamind's public appearances are hot property. Roxanne signs him up to speak at a school, triggering a whole mess of insecurity. Oh, what *fun*.
Megamind - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,837 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Glimmer by Ninnik Nishukan reviews
Roxanne Ritchi goes all gangsta on Megamind. Before Christmas. Traditions, like rules, can be broken. Pre-movie AU, fairly light-hearted.
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,171 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 1/4/2011 - Roxanne R., Megamind - Complete
First You Practice to Decieve by ShaunaChe reviews
Roxanne wants Megamind to meet her family. There's just two problems with that. Her family doesn't believe aliens exist, and that Roxanne has been helping her station in Metro-City create a fake show for ratings.
Megamind - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 7 - Words: 13,695 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Megamind, Roxanne R. - Complete
Reason to Live by mihoyonagi reviews
."I went home to die, and ended up with a reason to live." The story of Vincent Valentine, and how he came to understand his need to move on, guided by an unexpected companion - Yuffie/Vincent
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 36,887 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 9/14/2009 - Published: 12/28/2008 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
Restful Death by ElfNight reviews
After the war is over, Vincent goes into hiding. Cid gets bored and starts looking for him. Cloud is just following along... This story is SLASH! Cid/Vincent/Cloud
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 21,518 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Vincent V. - Complete
DIABOLIC by Ookami Kasumi reviews
FF7/AC / Vincent Valentine is kidnapped by the ghost of Sephiroth for a very personal mission. COMPLETE SxVV Yaoi
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 55,377 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 11/12/2006 - Published: 10/19/2006 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
With Friends Like These by Nagia reviews
...Who needs enemies? Vincent loses control of our favourite demonic canine. Yuffie and Reeve take advantage of the situation.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 10 - Published: 12/20/2005 - Vincent V., Yuffie K. - Complete
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Foiled Again reviews
In a sudden turn of events it is Megamind that has been kidnapped, now Minion, Metroman and Roxannes have to find him before it's to late. Chapter 25 is up! *COMPLETE*
Megamind - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 27,210 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 6/17/2012 - Published: 4/23/2011 - Megamind
Aftermath reviews
The Lord of the Black Abyss and the Spirits are gone. What is in the future as the Humans and Deimos try to adapt to their losses. Can they or will they destroy themselves? Twilight of the Spirit fiction. Chapter 39 is up! FINALLY!
Arc The Lad - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 39 - Words: 77,482 - Reviews: 173 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/7/2009 - Published: 5/2/2006
Deimos' First Christmas reviews
Darc and Kharg spend a the holiday season with their families and friends, just a little Christmas fic and a newly added New Year fic for the fun of it. Two Holiday One Shots
Arc The Lad - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,019 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 12/31/2006 - Published: 12/22/2006 - Complete