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FRIENDS: Wonder about your romantic history.
BEST FRIENDS: Could blackmail you with it!

FRIENDS: Don't know your parents' first names.
BEST FRIENDS: Have their phone numbers in their address book.

FRIENDS: When visiting, acts like a guest.
BEST FRIENDS: Open your refrigerator and help themselves.

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you saying "OMG That was fun!

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college.
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Drink the rest of that! You know we don't waste!”

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this

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I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTIAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat

I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals.
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore.
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.

I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals.

I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO.
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited.
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy.
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas.
Im a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction.
Im a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude.
Im STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil.
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.

I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.

My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE so I MUST be a whore myself
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, So I must be gay
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I'm SCOTTISH so I MUST have ginger hair and wear a skirts (It's actually called a kilt)
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loserI care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.

I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too.
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp.

I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, then burst into tears at one mistake
I DON’T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems
I like FIRE so I must be an arsonist

This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her while she was still alive. The murder chanted, "Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you read this chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded. Lucillia

1. Name/nick name : Bethany

2. Your Nobody name (Take all the letters of your first name, mix them around and put an "x" where you think it should go): Btyaxenh

3. Your Gangsta name (the first three letters of your name pluss "izzle"): Betizzle

4. Your Detective name (fav. color and fav. animal): Green Ring-Tailed Lemur

5. Your Soap Opra name (your middle name and the street you live on): Neve Leys

6. Your Star Wars name (first three letters of your last name, first two letters of your first): AleBe

7. Your Super Hero name (2nd fav color, fav drink): Blue Lemonade

8. Your Witness Protection name (middle names of your parents): Jane Brian

9. Your Goth Name (Black plus the name of one of your pets): Black Goldie

Mine is – I kissed Barney the Dinosaur because he is ugly

Pick the month you were born on...

1(Jan) - I shot
2 (Feb) -I ran fully clothed
3 (Mar) - I stabbed
4 (Apr) - I killed
5 (May) - I slapped
6 (June)-I robbed
7 (July) -I kissed (yes)
8 (Aug) -I sang with
9 (Sept) - I needed
10 (Oct) - I hugged
11 (Nov) - I skipped happily with
12 (Dec) - I bit

Pick the day (number) you were born on...

01 - a rock star
02 - my boyfriend
03 -Rupert Grint
04 - a homeless guy
05 - the one that i love
06 -the trojan man
07 - the cookie monster
08 - a sexy girl
09 - a bowl of cereal
10 - a mop
11 - a tooth brush
12 - a hobo
13 -a dog
14 - Barack Obama
15 - Harry Potter
16 - a cat
17 - the president
18 - the kool-aid man
19 - an Easter egg (yes)
20 - tori the snowman
21 - a hottie
22 - my crush
23 -yo momma
24 - a mexican
25 - a teletubby
26 - an elephant
27 - a gangsta
28 - paris hilton
29 - Barney the Dinosaur (yes)
30 - my ex boyfriend
31 -my lover

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing...

White - because I'm sexy like that
Black - because I love nachos
Pink - because I wear pink
Turquoise- because I'm good at Math
Brown- because he is ugly
Polka Dots - because I hate my life
Purple - because I'm happy
Grey - because I have an A+ in Science
Other - because I'm odd
Green -because that bum stole my taco
Orange - because I still love him
RED- because the gummy bears made me
blue - because I like shoelaces
Tye dye- because I'm a stupid scuba diver
graphic- because I am crazy like that
yellow: because I like noodles

WHAT I THINK ABOUT THE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS

Harry Potter...Is really cool!!

Ron Weasley...Is funny and a bit cute

Hermione Granger...Is so smart!!

Draco Malfoy.. Is an idiot

Albus Dumbledore... Is amazing

Voldemort... Is so mean

Severus Snape...Is adorable

Sirius Black... Is not a murderer

Remus Lupin...Is a werewolf.

James Potter...Is a bit stupid

Lily Potter...Is really awesome

Peter Pettigrew... Needs an actual brain. I'm sure he could fit one in his big fat head

Neville Longbottom...Needs to keep trying

Luna Lovegood...Would be a BF if I was ever on HP

Ginny Weasley... Is OK

Fred Weasley... Is Funny

George Weasley...Is Funny

Bellatrix Lestrange...Is so stupid

Narcissa Malfoy...Is a girl who gave birth to an idiot

Andromeda Tonks... Is OK

Nymphadora Tonks... Is No.1 Girl!! BFF forever and ever

Lucius Malfoy... Is OK?

Rubeus Hagrid...I love animals

Oliver Wood...Should learn to save more goals in quidditch

Dobby...Is an adorable house elf

Cedric Diggory... Died Because of You-Know-Who

Fleur Delacour...Is too pretty for her own good.

Viktor Krum...Is, as Ron puts it, a 'ruddy pumpkin head'.

Bill Weasley.. I really don't care

Charlie Weasley...Likes Dragons

Percy Weasley... Is stuck up

Molly Weasley... Likes Harry

Arthur Weasley... Should be a muggle

Vernon Dursley... Is fat

Petunia Dursley...Is a giraffe

Dudley Dursley...Is a pig

MY FAVOURITE CHARACTERS IN ORDER

1) Nymphadora Tonks

2) Severus Snape

3) Sirius Black

4) Harry Potter

5) Ron Weasley

6) Hermione Granger

7) Fred and George Weasley

8) Rubeus Hagrid

9) Albus Dumbledore

10) Neville Longbottom

11) Ginny Weasley

12) Remus Lupin

13) Dobby

14) Rose Weasley

15) Narcissa Malfoy

16) Scorpius Malfoy

17) Bellatrix Lestrange

18) Draco Malfoy

19) Cedric Diggory

20) Bill Weasley

21) Fleur Delacour

22) Lucius Malfoy

LIST TEN HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS IN ANY ORDER

Severus Snape

Nymphadora Tonks

Ron Weasley

Remus Lupin

Sirius Black

Narcissa Black

Lucius Malfoy

Draco Malfoy

Fred

George

1.) Have you ever read a 5/10 fic before?

Sirius and George No I havent

2.) Do you think 3 is hot? How hot?

Sort of

3.) What would happen if 6 got 1 pregnant?

I like Narcissa and Snape

4.) Do you recall any good fics about 9?

Yeah most humor ones

5.) Would 7 and 2 make a good couple?

Tonks and Lucius NO WAY

6.) 4/8 or 4/9?

Remus/Draco is OK

and so is Remus/Fred

7.) What would happen if 7 discovered 3 and 8 in a secret relationship?

Lucius Malfoy discovers his son, Draco and Ron in a Relatitionship

8.) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a 2/6 fic.

Narcissa discovers Nymphadora in a corner crying. Narcissa invites Tonks to stay

They get to know each other.

Fem-slash Fluff/Romance

9.) Is there such a thing as a 4/10 romantic fluff story?

George and Remus? I dunno

10.) Suggest a title for a 1/5 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Hate into Love

11.) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?

Remus/Snape = Not happening

12.) Do you read 7 het? What about 9 slash?

OK i don't understand

13.) If you wrote a songfic about 10, what song would you choose?

George maybe a funny song

14.) If you wrote a 2/3/6 fic, what would the warning be?

Tonks/Ron/Narcissa NT/RW/NM part fem-slash

15.) What pick-up line might 8 use on 5?

Dunno

LIST TWELVE OF YOUR FAVOURITE HARRY POTTER CHARACTERS IN ANY ORDER:

1) Snape

2) Sirius

3) Hagrid

4) Remus

5) Tonks

6) James

7) Fred

8) Luna

9) Lily

10) Ginny

11) Dumbledore

12) Ron

1.) Have you read a 6/11 fic before?

James/Dumbledore. NO

2.) Do you think 4 is hot? How hot?

Lupin? Maybe

3.) What would happen if 12 got 8 pregnant?

Ron got Luna pregnant? Well, Hermione might not be too happy.

4.) Do you recall any fics about 9? Can you recommend any?

Lily? Some?!

5.) Would 2 and 6 make a good couple?

Sirius/James. maybe

6.) 5/9 or 5/10?

Tonks/Lily or Ginny/Tonks neither

7.) What would happen if 7 walked in on 2 and 12 having sex?

Fred walk in on Ron and Sirius Ermmm...they would take the mickey out of Ron for the rest of his life!

8.) Make up a summary for a 3/10 fan fic.

Hagrid/Ginny

Hagrid finds Ginny crying in the forbidden forest. Hurt/Comfort

9.) Is there any such thing as 1/8 fluff?

Snape/Luna Maybe

10.) Suggest a title for a 7/12 Hurt/Comfort fic.

Ron/Fred Why Cry Bro

11.) What kind of plot would you use if 4 wanted to seduce 1?

Remus/Snape

DUNNO

12.) Do you read 7 slash?

Fred/ someone NO

13.) Do you read 3 het?

Hagrid/ NO

14.) Do you write or draw 11?

No I cant

15.) Would you write 2/4/5?

Sirius/Remus/Tonks I would write in pairs. Sirius/Tonks or Remus/Tonks

16.) If you wrote a songfic about 8, which song would you choose?

Luna? A loud, Crazy song

17.) If you wrote a 1/6/12 fic, what would the warning be?

Snape/James/Ron Slash

18.) What might be a good pickup line for 10 to use on 2?

Ginny use on Sirius? Ummmmm...

19.) When was the last time you read a fic about 5?

Tonks. Today

20.) "1 and 9 are in a happy relationship until 9 suddenly runs off with 4. 1, broken-hearted has a one-night stand with 11 and a brief, unhappy affair with 12, then follows the wise advice of 5 and finds true love with 3." What title would you give this fic?

Snape/Lily Evans then Lily/Remus then Snape/Dumbledore

Snape has an affair with Ron Snape talks with Tonks and finds love with Hagrid??

What happens next?

21.) ''3, 6, and 9 are best friends until 6 starts a relationship with 9. 1 tells 6 he is being insensitive to 3's feelings, and to follow his heart. 2 then starts going out with 11, who is actually 6's sibling, who now hates 3, 11, 1 and 9.'' What title would you give this fic?

Hagrid,James and Lily BFFs James and Lily. Snape tells James he's being insensitive to Hagrids feelings. Sirius and Dumbledore? Dumbledore is related to James who now hates Hagrid, Dumbledore,Snape and Lily

Hate and Love

This Or That?

Harry or Ron?
Harry

Hermione or Ginny?
Hermione

Neville or Seamus?
Neville

Snape or Slughorn?
Snape.

Fred Or George?
How can you pick?

Harry/Ginny or Harry/Hermione?
Hermione and Harry

Ron/Hermione or Harry/Hermione
I cannot pick

Harry/Hermione or Harry/Luna?
Harry/Luna.

Ron/Hermione or Ron/Luna?
Ron/Hermione.

Hermione/Krum or Harry/Hermione?
Harry/Hermione

Ron/Lavender or Ron/Hermione?
Hermione/Ron.

ButterBeer or Fire Whiskey?
Butterbeer. Not too keen on real alcohol...X

Zonko’s or Weasley’s Wizarding Wheezes?
WEASLEYS FOREVERRRR!!

Hog’s Head Or The Three Broomsticks?
Broomsticks

James/Lily or Snape/Lily?
Snape/Lily

Hogwarts or Hogsmeade?
Hogwarts

Hogsmeade Or Diagon Alley?
Diagon Alley

Malfoy Manor or Knockturn Alley?
Malfoy Manor.

Beartie Bott’s or Fizzing Whizbees?
Beartie Bott's.

Witch Weekly Or The Daily Prophet?
Witch Weekly. They don't tell as many lies

Rita Skeeter or Barty Crouch?
Neither

Gyrffindor or Ravenclaw?
GRYFFINDOR FOREVER!!

You say Twilight
I say Harry Potter
You say vampires
I say wizards
You say Jacob Black
I say Severus Snape
you say Team Edward
I say Team Potter
You say Robert Pattison
I'll say "is Cedric Diggory"
You say Robert Pattion is hot
I say is Daniel Radcliffe ~HOTTER
You think Bella and Edward are the perfect dream couple?
I think thats Lily and James
You say Edward
I'll say Harry, now STUPEFY

Mummy...Johnny brought a gun to school
He told his friends that it was cool
And when he pulled the trigger back
It shot with a great crack
Mummy I was a good girl
I did what I was told
I went to school, I got straight A's, I even got the gold
But mummy when I went to school that day, I never said goodbye
I'm sorry mummy I had to go, but mommy please don't cry
When Johnny shot the gun he hit me and another
And all because he got the gun from his older brother
Mummy please tell daddy that I love him very much
And please tell Chris, my boyfriend, that it wasn't just a crush
And tell my little sister that she is the only one now
And tell my dear sweet grandmother that I'll be waiting for her now
And tell my wonderful friends that they were always the best
Mummy I'm not the first I'm no better than the rest
Mummy tell my teachers I won't show up for class
And never to forget this and please don't let this pass
Mummy why'd it have to be me no one deserves this
Mummy warn the others, mummy I left without a kiss
And mummy tell the doctors I know they really did try
I think I even saw a doctor trying not to cry
Mummy I'm slowly dying with a bullet in my chest
But mummy please remember I'm in heaven with the rest
Mummy I ran as fast as I could when I heard that crack
Mummy listen to me if you would
I wanted to go to college
I wanted to try things that were new
I guess I'm not going with daddy
On that trip to the new zoo
I wanted to get married
I wanted to have a kid
I wanted to be an actress
Mummy I wanted to live
But mummy I must go now
The time is getting late
Mummy tell my Chris
I'm sorry but I had to cancel the date
I love you mummy I always have
I know you know it's true
Mummy all I wanted to say is "mummy I love you"
In memory of the Columbian students that were lost
Please if you would
Pass this around
I'd be happy if you could
Don't smash this on the ground
If you pass this on
Maybe people will cry
Just keep this in heart
For the people that didn't get to say "goodbye"
Now you have two choices
1) repost and show you care
2)ignore it and you have just proven you have a low-down, cold-heart
(Please just copy and paste this on to your site and show that you care

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you like me?

Boy: No

Girl: Do you want me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you cry if I left?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you live for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Would you do anything for me?

Boy: No

Girl: Choose--me or your life

Boy: My life

The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...

The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.

The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.

The reason I don't want you is because I need you.

The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.

The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.

The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.

The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life.

If you find this incredibly cute and touching, copy and paste it into your profile

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Gestures by youreconfusingme reviews
A little playful squabble between Tonks and Lupin during the middle of the night in Grimmauld Place. Throw in Tonks's first name and you'll be set for the night!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,590 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/12/2010 - N. Tonks, Remus L. - Complete
Don't Forget Him by Always Juliet reviews
Marley may be gone. But don't forget him.
Marley & Me - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 181 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Complete
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Mistaken reviews
Slight GinnyxDraco mostly SeverusxHermione
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 415 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Best Friends Forever reviews
Short story about Jade missing Vicky and then finding her R&R please 2nd story!
Vicky Angel - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 307 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Complete
Finding a Werewolf reviews
A short story on Remus and Lily. Slightest Angst on James
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 207 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Lily Evans P., Remus L. - Complete