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Awesome things: Harry Potter!! Twilight saga, Georgia Nicholson, Ducks and Gnomes!
I love Harry Potter
I was very disappionted on my 11th birthday because I didn't get a letter from Hogwarts.
I have nosebleeds a lot
My favourite animals are ducks
My freind bought me a rubber duck for Christmas, and it is pink and wears a tiara!
I am very small
I like the word gnome, because you don't pronounce the G, ang I think, what's the point in putting it there then?
I think French is a very hard language to learn
I find German a lot easier than French
Very cool qoutations...
-with £10,000 we could be rich!We could buy all kinds of useful things like... erm...love...
-I'm an exellent housekeeper...every time I get divorced I keep the house!
-"Isn't you're pants zipper supposed to be at the front?"
-Cheese...milks leap towards immortality
-marriage is made in heaven...but then again, so is thunder and lightning
-I could tell that my parents hated me...my bath toys were a toaster and a radio
-A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah
-I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!!
-A word to the wise aint necessary...it's the stupid ones that need advice
-42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot
-Life's tough, get a helmet!
-What came first, the chicken or the egg?
-What came first, the duck or the egg?
-Why do girls stay with abusive boyfreinds?
-Will Justin Beiber have a career when his voice breaks?
-Will Justin Beiber's voice ever break?
-Why do people think that there is some kind of link between height and mental age?
-What does Jedwards hair look like before they style it?
-What products do Jedward use in their hair?