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Name: Lorna

A.K.A: Smiley

Awesome things: Harry Potter!! Twilight saga, Georgia Nicholson, Ducks and Gnomes!

About me:

I love Harry Potter

I was very disappionted on my 11th birthday because I didn't get a letter from Hogwarts.

I have nosebleeds a lot

My favourite animals are ducks

My freind bought me a rubber duck for Christmas, and it is pink and wears a tiara!

I am very small

I like the word gnome, because you don't pronounce the G, ang I think, what's the point in putting it there then?

I think French is a very hard language to learn

I find German a lot easier than French

Very cool qoutations...

-with £10,000 we could be rich!We could buy all kinds of useful things like... erm...love...

-I'm an exellent housekeeper...every time I get divorced I keep the house!

-"Isn't you're pants zipper supposed to be at the front?"

-Cheese...milks leap towards immortality

-marriage is made in heaven...but then again, so is thunder and lightning

-I could tell that my parents hated me...my bath toys were a toaster and a radio

-A hippie is someone who looks like Tarzan, walks like Jane and smells like Cheetah

-I'm in no condition to drive...wait! I shouldn't listen to myself, I'm drunk!!

-A word to the wise aint necessary...it's the stupid ones that need advice

-42.7 percent of statistics are made up on the spot

-Life's tough, get a helmet!

Unanwerable questions:

-What came first, the chicken or the egg?

-What came first, the duck or the egg?

-Why do girls stay with abusive boyfreinds?

-Will Justin Beiber have a career when his voice breaks?

-Will Justin Beiber's voice ever break?

-Why do people think that there is some kind of link between height and mental age?

-What does Jedwards hair look like before they style it?

-What products do Jedward use in their hair?

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Harry & Ginny: 100 Word Snapshots by Tinkerbell79 reviews
Every week working from a prompt word and a 100 word limit I will capture a little Harry and Ginny moment. Mostly romantic or humorous fluff.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 117 - Words: 23,477 - Reviews: 560 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 1/30/2013 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2639 - Favs: 2,226 - Follows: 411 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
What happened to Krum? reviews
OK, so we know that Ron and Hermione got married and lived happily ever after...but what happened to Krum? Did he get over Hermione, or does he still love her...
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,554 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Viktor K., Hermione G.