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Hey, my name is Star, seriously. And I love anthing with vampires and cartoons. Funny enough my favorite characters from my three favorite cartoons are all asian like me. I don't have mych to say soo...
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If you have read your favourite book (s) over 7 times and can quote lines from it without looking copy and paste this to your profile
If you want to be a Wild Power, Copy and Paste this to your profile
If you Love Love Love LOVE LJ Smith
If you are a Vampire Addict, Copy and Paste this to your Profile (Night World, House of Night, Vampire Academy, Twilight...)
If you think Morgead Blackthorn is better than Edward Cullen, copy and paste this to your profile (Morgead is way more manly and sexier than Edward)
If you almost cried when Jez got staked, copy and paste this to profile
If you think LJ smith deserves More credit for her Awesome work, copy and paste this to your profile (She should get recognised way more and not just for The Vampire Diaries!)
If you've ever wished you could go into a book and strangle some of the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into your profile.
REDFERNS ARE THE BEST!! copy and paste if you agree.
If you want to join Circle Daybreak and meet the Night World characters, Copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you have ever Fallen UP the stairs, Copy and Paste this to your Profile
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her in the ground when she was still alive. The murderer chanted,"Toma sota balcu" as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this in your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
That is actually completely true!
Night World Oath
When I see a girl with Cancer,
I will remember Poppy North.
When I see James Dean,
I will think of James Rasmussen.
When I look up at the stars,
I will see Mary-Lynnette Carter.
When I see a lazy cat,
I will remeber Ash Redfern.
When I see sibiling rivalry,
I will see Blaise and Thea Harman.
When I see an animal,
I will think of Eric Ross.
When I see snow,
I will remember Gillian Harman.
When I think of Heaven,
I will remember Gary(Angel).
When I see something burn black,
I will think of David Blackburn
When I see an orphan,
I will think of Rashel Jordan.
When I see a cold hearted man,
I will remember John Quinn.
When I Get deja vu,
I will think of Hannah Snow.
When I see sadness in someones eyes,
I will remember Thierry Descouedres.
When I see fire,
I will see Jezebel Redfern.
When I see someone being cocky,
I will think of Morgead Blackthorn.
When I see someone who's determined,
I will remember Maggie Neeley.
When I see royalty,
I will think of Delos Redfern.
When I see a black cat,
I will see Raksha Keller.
When I see a golden Leopard,
I will see Galen Drache
Moregead Blackthorn IS real. So is James Ramussen and Ash Redfern. Anyone who says they aren't are LIARS. XD
Awwww, I Love This!!
When a girl is not arguing, she is thinking deeply.
When a girl looks at you with her eyes full of question, she is wondering how long you will be around.
When a girl answers "I'm fine." after a few seconds, she is not fine at all.
When a girl stares at you, she is wondering why you are lying.
When a girl rests her head on your chest, she is wishing for you to be her's forever.
When a girl wants to see you everday, she wants to be pampered.
When a girl says "I love you." she means it.
When a girl says "I miss you." nobody could miss you more than that.
Life only comes around once, so make sure you spend it with the right person.
Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, and calls you back when you hang up on him.
The guy who will stay awake just to watch you sleep.
Wait for the guy who kisses your forehead,
Who wants to show you off to the world when you are in your sweats.
The one who holds your hand in front of his friends and is constantly reminding you of how much he cares about you and how lucky he is to have you there for him.
The one who turns to his friends and declares "That's her.".
If you read this, you have to repost it, guy or girl, or you will have bad luck for the rest of your life.
If you repost this, in five minutes your true love will call or message you.
Tonight at midnight, they will realize that they love you.
Something good will happen at approximately 1:42 pm tomorrow, and it could happen anywhere.
So get ready for the biggest shock of your life.
If you don't repost this, you will be cursed with relationship problems for all of eternity.
Repost this to your profile, and spare yourself the emotional stress.
A girl and a guy were speeding, on a motorcycle, over 90 mph on the road...
Girl: Slow down. I'm scared
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, you're really scaring me!
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: Fine, I love you. Slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.Girl hugs him
Guy: Can you take my helmet off & put it on yourself? It's bugging me.
(In the paper the next day)
A motorcycle crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it, but only one survived.
The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized that his brakes went out, but he didn't want to let the girl know.
16 THINGS IM GOING TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone,
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask,
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through,
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream..
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed...
Whoever said "Nothing's impossible" never tried slamming a revolving door.
They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people
You cry, I cry, you laugh, I laugh, you jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder
If you can't convince them, confuse them.
If you've ever lost someone you loved, copy and paste this onto your profile.
It's funny until someone gets hurt, then it's hilarious!
You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies
Got a problem with me? Solve it.
If someone actually thinks that you are evil and/or plotting their death, copy and paste this into your profile.
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & those who can't.
If you love your ability to read, write, and own a Library card more than you love school copy and past this into your profile
You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
They say the truth will set you free. Then why is it everytime I tell the truth, I get sent to my room?
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.
If the Jonas Brothers said breathing wasn't cool 95 of girls would be dead. If you would be part of the 5 who'd laugh their ass off at them, copy this into your profile.
Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together.
If you have ever stayed up past 5:00 in the morning just because you friggin' could, copy and paste this in your profile.
If you don't like the way I drive, stay off the sidewalk.
Chaos, panic, pandemonium. My work here is done.
A guy gets a girl 11 real roses and one fake rose. When he gave her the 12 roses, he said,"I'll love you until the last one dies."
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
When life gives you lemons, make grape juice, then sit back and let the world wonder how you did it.
Isn't Disney World a people trap operated by a mouse?
Reality is for people who lack imagination.
If you are a pyromaniac copy and... FIRE!!
If you hate being judged by people who don't know you copy and paste this into your profile
79 Things to do in an Elevator (Soooo funny)
1. Crack open your briefcase or handbag, peer inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"
The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
2. Only in America...are there handicap parking places
3. Only in America...do drugstores
4. Only in America...do people order double cheeseburgers,
5. Only in America...do banks leave
6. Only in
7. Only in America...do we use
9. Only in America...do we use the word 'politics' to
You laugh at me because I'm a retard, I laugh cause you just figured it out.
If you have ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever forgotten your name while introducing yourself, copy this into your profile.
~HELP I'VE FALLEN AND...hey nice carpet!!~
You know what Mommy
You went to the doctor today.
I can hear that doctor again.
Every Abortion Is Just . . .
One more heart that was stopped.
If you're against abortion, re-post this and if you almost cried post this in your profile
Please read-true story (not me)
I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
Now you have 2 choices:
1) Repost this message, or
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is May
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
What a boyfriend SHOULD do:
When she walks away from you mad, follow her
When she stares at your mouth, kiss her
When she pushes you or hits you, grab her and don’t let go
When she starts cussing at you, kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet, she's thinking of how to say I love you.
When she ignores you, give her your attention
When she pulls away, pull her back
When you see her at her worst, tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying, just hold her and don’t say a word
When you see her walking, sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared, protect her
When she lays her head on your shoulder, tilt her head up and kiss her
When she steals your favorite hat, let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you, tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn’t answer for a long time, reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt, back yourself up
When she says that she likes you, she really does more than you could understand
When she grabs at your hands, hold hers and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you, bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret, keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes, don’t look away until she does
When she misses you, she's hurting inside
When you break her heart, the pain never really goes away
When she says its over, she still wants you to be hers
When she re-post this bulletin, she wants you to read it
Stay on the phone with her even if she’s not saying anything
When she's mad, hug her tight and don't let go
When she says she's okay, don’t believe it, talk with her, because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her, call her before you sleep and after you wake up
Treat her like she's all that matters to you
Tease her and let her tease you back
Stay up all night with her when she's sick
Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think its stupid
Give her the world, let her wear your clothes
When she's bored and sad, hang out with her, let her know she's important
Kiss her in the pouring rain
When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is; "Whose ass am I kicking babe?"
But most of all
If You're one of the FEW girls with enough BALLS to copy and paste this into your profile, and you would never make your guy feel this way, copy and paste into your profile
WHAT A KISS MEANS
Kiss on the stomach = "I'm ready"
What the gesture means...