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Joined 03-30-10, id: 2308785, Profile Updated: 12-19-12
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Total Drama series, Big Bang Theory, and Ouran High School Host Club.

Hello and welcome to my profile page.

A bit about myself, well as a writer I see myself as a creative person that has the potential to be a good writer someday, which over time I have become completley serious about -so for my more serious fanfics- 'A Whole Load of Trash', 'Hunters Ten', and 'DeWinter High'- any critical feedback would be welcomed, as my goal for life is to create one or maybe two internationally recognised great pieces of literature. However, I am being realistic and I know I have to practise plenty, before I could possibly publish something and am currently happy using fanfic and fictionpress as outlets.

As for me as a person, well some of you may have guessed I'm a female, and you already know I'm an Aussie and for the other Aussies' out there I support the Eagles, my favourite tv shows are The Big Bang Theory and Top Gear, I dislike twilight with a passion, though I love the idea of anything mythical, I always have my eyes peeled for anything 'abnormal', I love socks and detest wearing shoes, I wish people would be more creative with their fashion, and would really love to host a Mad-Hatter tea party where we all constantly change seats and wear absolutely ridiculous and impractical hats!

Thats all 'bout me, now down to business.

Total Drama:Chain Mail

An idea where I give an Intro and the readers do the rest!

Simeone writes one chapter and then is up to someone else to write the next and so-on.

I am always in need of authors!

So if you'd like to write one chapter, just pm me or send a review and let me know and I'll then reply telling you which chapter to write!

Once, you have written a chapter, send it to me and I'll post it right away!


The Plan is that people can do one of three or all of three things:

1. submit an entire article

2. submit an idea for an article where myself or someone else will write

3. Pick and idea you would like to write about, then message me and i'll ask the person from whose idea you liked.

Then hopefully we can create one great Quibbler of our own.


- j0-bell; 'jo bekke at hugwrts'


I have just created a forum. I have labled it: The Forum of All the Little Things. If you think words are interesting, like defenestration, or are suffering from writers block or sympathetic to those with writers block...or..

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Gotta Be Somebody by Echoed Memory reviews
-Twilight/HP Crossover- War weary and armed with a new alias, Harry disappeared from Britain. Which, of course, ended spectacularly when he met the locals... HP/JH Friendship only, Terminal Hiatus
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 67,924 - Reviews: 811 - Favs: 1,572 - Follows: 2,265 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Harry P., Jasper
Unorthodox Matchmakers by Phoenix Soar reviews
When Draco Malfoy wished upon the enchanted engagement rings to find him his perfect bride, the very last thing he expected was to end up with a certain Harry Potter - what a way to turn your world upside down ... Draco/fem!Harry, Post Deathly Hallows.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 172,692 - Reviews: 1040 - Favs: 1,397 - Follows: 1,493 - Updated: 3/4/2011 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Brave New World by FaeScribe35 reviews
War is upon the Wizarding world. As relationships develop, the bonds of friendship strain and nightmares truly begin, it is Harry's path to stand strong and face the coming dark. AU after OotP. Slash HP/BZ, HG/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 121,610 - Reviews: 740 - Favs: 1,698 - Follows: 1,758 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010 - Harry P., Blaise Z.
Please Say Something by Mariel Nightstalker reviews
COMPLETE The Ministry of Magic wants Harry Potter dead. He goes to exotic lengths to avoid this fate. CROSSOVER SLASH FEMSLASH Jacob/Harry Leah/Luna
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 117,700 - Reviews: 1576 - Favs: 994 - Follows: 610 - Updated: 6/27/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Harry P., Jacob - Complete
LADY MALFOY by greatest.wit reviews
AU. NON-MAGIC. Set in 19th century, it is a story of a young woman who sacrifices her future to save her family from utter poverty. See whether her sacrifice turns out to be a blessing or not. Draco/fem!Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 223,711 - Reviews: 794 - Favs: 800 - Follows: 871 - Updated: 6/6/2010 - Published: 6/6/2009 - Harry P., Draco M.
Pride, Prejudice, and Potter by Princess Bonehead reviews
For the IB Senior English Final. A parody of Pride and Prejudice by Jane Austen, using the characters of the Harry Potter series.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Pride and Prejudice - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 15,334 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Harry P.
Black Birds by Araceil reviews
HP Xover. Slash. Dark Themes. When Harry Potter defeated Voldemort the Wizarding World hailed him as a Messiah, but he couldn't handle the pressure and fled to Japan where he made a new life for himself.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,990 - Reviews: 1019 - Favs: 1,816 - Follows: 1,998 - Updated: 4/23/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Harry P., Mori/Takashi M.
Harry Potter and the Science of Magic by Newhobby reviews
After the war Harry finds he's not satisfied by the challenges remaining in the magical world. After finding out he's the last heir to Merlin and a chance encounter with a group of muggles in an underground vault, maybe he'll find his way.
Crossover - Stargate: SG-1 & Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 77,088 - Reviews: 463 - Favs: 1,115 - Follows: 1,470 - Updated: 2/24/2010 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Harry P.
Harry's Job Application by spiderme reviews
Harry's ready to officially apply to the Ministry's Auror Training program, and his job application will definitely be a stand-out.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,872 - Reviews: 166 - Favs: 1,088 - Follows: 134 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Jezza and Hamster in Reno by MikiNare reviews
Top Gear one shot! Jezza and Hamster in Reno while Captain Slow Loses Out in a Casino. Silly, pointless. Inspired from the second episode of the 12th season. Haha.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,856 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/18/2008 - Complete
Rodents Don't Like Water by MikiNare reviews
Top Gear! Inspired from the episode where Richard Hammond gets hynotized by Paul McKenna. Just a laugh. Rating for James May's expletive.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,474 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/10/2006 - Complete
Indistinguishable by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Successful young entrepreneurs Fred and George Weasley, whose products sometimes seem almost magical, are interviewed by the Sunday Times Magazine.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,941 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 33 - Published: 6/7/2006 - George W. - Complete
Love Quadruple by Duskywhiterose reviews
Betty brings out the goodness in Reggie, and the two can't deny their strong passionate feelings for each other. Archie isn't what he seems. And are there some major changes in Veronica's life? What about Juggie? Completed.
Misc. Comics - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 17 - Words: 34,034 - Reviews: 145 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 11/21/2005 - Published: 3/24/2003 - Complete
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The Highly Improbable Engagement reviews
A little ficlet, where through unforeseen consequences, one Haezel Potter inadvertently becomes engaged to one Kyoya Ootori. A tale, of a relationship that slowly blossoms from its first rather dubious meeting. Just starting a list of favs from COMPLETED works you could RECONMEND- ANY GENRE ANY CATEGORY-THANKS!
Crossover - Harry Potter & Ouran High School Host Club - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,732 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 271 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 9/9/2013 - Harry P., Kyōya O.
DeWinter High reviews
Chriss, now bored with Total Drama, was happy to discover teens with powers. And so a partnership was made with the Total Drama Crew and a Headmistress of a school for 'special teens', thusly DeWinter High is made, add an Island with an unresolved past and madness is ensured. ANY GOOD COMPLETED WORKS YOU KNOW LET ME KNOW OF ILL ADD TO MY FAVOURITES - START A LIST ACROSS ALL GENRES!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 47,236 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 6/27/2010
Paperweight reviews
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,176 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 6/4/2013 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Bridgette
Ana Key reviews
One-shot/ Mini-story's. Started out as mainly Harry Potter, but I am now branching out and will do a mix. Includes Splodges verse for those who follows that. Chapter 18 is the Big Bang Chapter. CELEBRATE GOOD AUTHORS- ANY COMPLETED WORKS THAT YOU RECOMMEND LET ME KNOW AND I'LL ADD TO MY FAVORITES!
Big Bang Theory - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 23,017 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 4/6/2013 - Published: 9/28/2010
Total Drama: Chain Mail reviews
AUTHORS WANTED! Complete and utter Chaos...Bombs and many kidnapings thanks to Izzy, Duncan shot, Gwen taken by a Mr Crazy, Heather stuck in a cave... Madness! Chapter 26: RIP Fourth Wall...Oh and Forum on my profile page!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,905 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010
Ten years Later' peace offering reviews
A bunch of one-shots set ten years after Total Drama, mainly centered around Duncan, Courtney and Gwen, but other characters may feature asweel, but the main reason why I did this and I think the DC/DG war on this site has gone too far! Not a DC or DG!
Total Drama series - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,139 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 9/6/2010
Of All The Little Things reviews
Just little innocent drabbles involving Noah and Lindsey.I hope you like them, I can do other pairings if there are sugestions.Ch3: Lindsey and Noah. Forum info on my profile, if you wish to check it out.
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,305 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Lindsay, Noah
A Whole Load of Trash reviews
FemHarry. One Reunion, then a second Reunion ...of sorts... a new adventure for the Trio and a hell of alot of catastrophies, craziness, chaos- who said life would be boring after war?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,835 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 4/1/2010
The Quibbler reviews
Luna Lovegood has taken control of the Quibbler, came see what she has to say. The Quibbler is a friendly magazine so all creatures alike are welcome.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,027 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/11/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010
The Hunters Ten
Hoping the title would lure you in...A darker HP of hunted warriors with Mystery and Horror, yes, but also supernatural, suspense, deceit, betrayal, crime, lust, vengance, a bit of humour- yes,let us not forget love, passion, and romance-so curious yet?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,913 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/8/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010
Total Dramatastic Randomness reviews
From 'Ch 3' onwards are random bits of madness that spark my mind. 'Ch 5' is the first 25 Questions of the Quiz from my story DeWunter High Ch. ...and we go 'pop' feel free to answer the questions!
Total Drama series - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,380 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 8/25/2010 - Published: 5/29/2010