Author has written 50 stories for Code Geass, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Vampire Knight, and Katekyo Hitman Reborn!.
First of all, I'm sorry to anyone following my APH fics! I am trying to finish them all, but I've just ... lost the muse. APH no longer interests me as much as it used to. I still am trying to finish the existing fics, though, and trying to rekindle my love for the series.
I'm a 17-year-old girl, trying to improve my English and fangirling over KHR. You can call me VivaBel, either Viva or Bel, or Bani. Depends on you.
I love to have feedback and generally chat~ So don't be afraid to PM me.
Roleplaying is love, whether of anime or original!
RoleplayGateway : Bani
I hate bullies, and people who try to dominate me.
Aim In Life: To become a Teutonic Knight and wear that fantastic white uniform like Preussen(Hell yeah!), to own as many cats as Greece, as many ponies as Poland and as many dogs as Germany, and also a Polar Bear like Canada-whom-I've-so-totally-forgotten-no-shit and a panda like China. It would be much appreciated if Russia was disguised as that Panda...uh, sorry. I get carried away. Blah blah. The rest are facts you'd like to skip.
You found 1's secret stash of chocolate. (Lal Mirch)
VivaBel: AIEEEE LAL MIRCH STOP TRYING TO KILL ME I SWEAR TO KEEP IT A SECRET!
2 confesses his love to you. (Mukuro)
Mukuro : I love you.
VivaBel: Really? You would do anything for me?
Mukuro: Yes, but where is this going...
VivaBel: BE HIBARI'S UKE FOREVER!
Lol, nope. I'd be all. "Sorry Muku, but I'm straight and you're way to beautiful to be a man. Face it. I'll forever love you like a little sister though xDDD"
You bump into 3 on the street...At midnight. (Gamma)
VivaBel: Is that Gamma? Behind the dumpster? -taps on shoulder and whispers- Hey Gamma!
Gamma: -jumps a metre into the air- Shhh! I'm trying to follow Aria! Stop scaring me!
VivaBel: Ah, stalking Aria, I see. As usual. Alright, lemme get some popcorn and watch this.
You win a free vacation with 4. (Gokudera)
VivaBel and Gokudera: -curled up in a corner of the library with a book-
VivaBel and Gokudera: -discussing about UFOs-
VivaBel and Gokudera: -discussing mythology-
VivaBel and Gokudera: -dissing baseball-
...it might actually be a pleasant vacation, if we get past the whole 'I-don't-trust-anyone' thing he has going xD~ I love Goku=chan...plaotnically speaking, of course.
5 saves your life. (Hibari)
Hibari: -knocks out a bunch of thugs without even being aware of my presence-
VivaBel: WHY YOU JERK THAT WAS TRAINING FOR ME YOU ASS!
VivaBel: -suddenly polite once the rant is out of her system- AH, well then. See you around.
[Alternate Scenario in my mind: VivaBel: FUCK YOU!
VivaBel: No, I mean really. -grabs him and drags him somewhere private, ignoring Hibari's screams-]
6 is living in your house. (Chrome)
VivaBel: Yay I have a little sister! -huggles-
Chrome- too polite to tell her she can't breathe- -choking-
You find 7's cell phone. (Fong)
VivaBel: Fong-san! Here, your cellphone! -inwardly thinking: He's like a nicer, cuter Hibari >///
Fong: Why, thank you Viva-san. -gives a bright smile-
VivaBel: Can't. Resist. -glomps him-
You're asleep and 8 comes in and wakes you up. (Tsuna)
Tsuna: H-hey, Viva. Wake up.
VivaBel: -turns around in sleep, grabs him and uses him as a body pillow- Mmm, soft... -being poked slightly by his spiky hair of doom- Whaz 'is? -tries to pull off, still sleeping-
9 kidnaps you. (Byakuran)
VivaBel: MUKURO! Stop messing with my head this instant!
Mukuro: Aww, you saw through it.
You go to the cinema. 10 is sitting in your seat. (Squalo)
VivaBel: -calls XANXUS- Movie theatre. Seat 11. If you come, I'll give you a year's supply of meat.
VivaBel: -calling on cell- DINOO! XANXUS is on a date with Squalo at the cinema! His seat number is 10, I've reserved number 9 for you.
XANXUS: -sleeping in his seat-
Dino: -chattering with Squalo-
Background: -sappy chick flick is playing-
Squalo: ...THE FUCK DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS?
I'll write a fanfic with this xDD
1 confesses his love for 7. You're hiding in a bush with 4. (Lal Mirch, Fong. Gokudera)
Gokudera- But where's that UMA?!
2 and 9 are aruguing. (Mukuro and Byakuran)
Byakuran : -pouts- But why won't you?
Mukuro : -twitches- I'm not your slave!
Byakuran : You know you could be anytime you want~
Mukuro : -twitching more than ever-
VivaBel:...and this all started when Byaku asked Muku to illusion him a box of marshmallows? Not that I mind...
5 and 10 are in a burning building. You can only save one. (Hibari, Fran)
Hibari : -jumps out and lands perfectly outside, safe-
Squalo: -uses rain flames to cut through-
VivaBel: o.O...SOMEONE SAVE ME TOO NOW DAMMIT!
2 is invisible. (Mukuro)
Mukuro : Kufufufufufu...
VivaBel: -dumps permanent paint on him- Not so invisible now, are you, Muku-kun?
Mukuro: -twitches- I THOUGHT YOU LIKED ME!
VivaBel: THIS IS HOW I SHOW MY LOVE LITTLE SISTER!
OMG! 9 is more awesome than Reborn! (Byakuran)
Yes, he definitely is. /shot by Leon/
1, 6, 4 are at your house for dinner. Then, there's a blackout. (Lal Mirch, Chrome, Gokudera)
Lal Mirch: Where's my military-grade flashlight?
Gokudera : I SHALL GO AND SAVE JYUUDAIME FROM THE EVIL UMA MONSTERS THAT LURK AROUND IN THE DARK!
Chrome : o.O
VivaBel: Lets say ghost stories, all! -ignored-
3 and 7 pull a prank on you. (Gamma, Fong)
Gamma: Finally! I can stalk Aria in peace now!
Fong: Ara, I'll go help her go through this.
VivaBel: -tied on the floor- AHHH FONG IT WAS WORTH YOU
Name twelve of your favorite Axis Powers Hetalia characters in any order.
2.Prussia *shoves on Russia and lets the two cuddle*
5.Germany!!!!!!*glomps and is attacked by Northern Italy*
6.North Italy/ Italy Veneziano
1) Have you read a five/ten fic before?
2) Do you think three is hot? How hot?
Yeah, she's pretty. But dude, I'm straight. I don't usually find girls hot. She's very pretty, though.
3) What would happen if six got one pregnant?
NORTH ITALY GOT VANYA PREGNANT?!!!
Sorry, but there's no such service in Russia ^_^
Pure crack would happen. And Hilarity will ensue.
(not to mention Ita-chan would be killed by Belarus and Russia by Germany [how could you let him you moron! he died because of you];D)
5) Would seven and two make a good couple?
C-chine and Prussie? FTW only if its crack.
6) Four/eight or four/nine?
Liet/S.Korea or Liet/Canada? NONE! STOP Raping my eyes dude!
7) What would happen if seven discovered three and eight in a secret relationship?
China discovers S.Korea with Belarus?!
China will be scarred for life, S.Korea will be scarred by a knife ('cos he let China know, dammit!) and Belarus will ...be Belarus. Yeah...
8) Make a summary of at least twenty words for a two/six fic.
"He knew it was wrong. He was his fiance's brother. And yet, he could not stop himself from being attracted towards the lonely, arrogant, stubborn man."
Yes, Italy's the SEME /shot/
9). Is there such a thing as a four/ten romantic fluff story?
Liet/Ice? Can't say have read it...
10) Suggest a title for a one/five Hurt/Comfort fic.
Russia/Germany o_O "Beyond Betrayal" (lolz the Non-Aggression Pact)
11. What kind of plot would you use for a three/eleven fic?
B-Belarus/N-Norway? *gauges out eyes*
Bela notices that Norway shares her brother's eye and hair colour. She is willing to make do with a replacement...for now. Norway just wants to prove to Denmark that he is NOT gay! Falling in love was never part of the plan.
LOL maybe I WILL write this!
12. Does anyone on your friends list read number seven het? What about nine slash?
Whats het? If it is hetero, yes, I does(fem! Russia, fem! S.Korea) ! If its not, GOD KNOWS!Canada slash? Yeah...Loi does...
13. If you wrote a songfic about number nine, what song would you chose?
"Invisible Man theme" lol
no no Shirley character song from Code Geass : "Clear Skies after Summer Rain."
14. If you wrote a two/three/six fic, what would the warning be?
Prussia / Belarus/ N. Italy?
Warnings: Mafia! Italy, guns and knives..and possibly character deaths when Belarus wakes up the next morning with a H-U-G-E hangover to see the two in her bed (she mistook Prussia for Russia since he was in Russia's room :wink wink:)
15. What pick-up line might eight use on five?
S.Korea on Germany? "Your breasts belong to ME da ze~"
Then gets beaten by Mafia! N. Italy. "No one touches my Doitsu except me..."
16. Challenge: Write a drabblefic for ten/eight.
Drabble : "Your breasts belong to me da ze~"
Korea screamed. Iceland blinked, surprised at the sudden appearence of hands clutching his - non existent- breasts. "I do not understand." He deadpanned.
"Oh you will!" Korea started grinning just as..
"Iceland and Korea..."
"No way my little brother would do that.." This one from Norway,
"Actually, he's topping."
"What was that?" Everyone asked Iceland as he came in. He looked vaguely apologetic and blushed saying, "Blame it on the Eyejafkulla(fail spelling lol)"
Yeah. You give me crap pairings, I will give you crap endings.
Maybe I will elaborate on this idea later?
17) What would happen if seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?
Prussia and Greece are having sex when China walks in.
China is scarred for life and then pows Greece for cheating on Japan and Prussia since now Russia will no longer have a distraction from him.
18) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?
L-Liet de-flowers Russia? *falls down from chair*
Yay! One of my OTPs (just after RoPru and RoChu)
And in Head-Canon, Russia is always uke!
Liet has tolerated everything the USSR did to him for Russia, but when he started stalking China it was too much for Liet so he shows Russia how exactly it was that the Polish-Lithuanian Duchy Kicked ASS (Read: gets all aggressive and things go from there)
19) Does anyone on your friends list read Seven slash?
China slash? Loi does. She reads all kinds of slash. ANd I daresay Koena does, too. Maybe.
20) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?
IF HET IS HETERO, yeah, I do, but Loi and Koena don't, and no one else on my friend list watches APH D:
21) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?
No..but I am planning to..
22) Would you write Two/Four/Five?
Prus/Liet/Germany? FTW LOL! ACtually, now that I come to think of it, that's actually a quite possible
pairing. I will write it in a triangular way, maybe, but not as all three of them romantically involved with each other. Like Liet/Prus and Ger/Prus.
23) What might Ten scream at a moment of great passion?
I-I-I DON'T UNDERSTAND WHATS HAPPENING~~~
24) When was the last time you read a fic about Five?
25) What is Six's super-secret kink?
N.Italy? Uh..Pasta-play? *throws up* Shit man! Bad mental images!
26) Would eleven shag nine? Drunk or sober?
Norway shag Canada? Totally drunk.
27) If Three and Seven get together, who tops?
Belarus/China? Obviously Manarus...I mean Belarus.
28) "One and Nine are in a happy relationship until Nine suddenly runs off with Four. One, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Eleven and a brief unhappy affair with Twelve, then follows the wise advice of Five and finds true love with Two." What title would you give this?
Russia and Canada are in a happy relationship until Canada suddenly runs off with Liet(...). Russia, broken-hearted, has a hot one-night stand with Norway(WUT?) and a brief unhappy affair with Greece (this is historically accurate btw), then follows the wise advice of Germany (Go Aunt Ludwig's Agony column!) and finds true love with Prussia(*does Dance!* Is my favouritest OTP!)
"The Only One For Me" /fails/
29) How would you feel if Seven/Eight was canon?
China/S.Korea? It IS CANON! AND ONE OF MY OTPS! IT BROKE UP MY ROCHU AND YET I FORGAVE IT! 'Cos canon originated in Korea da ze~
Animes/Mangas I liked: Axis Powers Hetalia, Academy Apocalypse(a bit too much gore though), Elfen Lied(same here), 1/2 Prince, Noblesse, Kyou Kara Maou, Gakuen Alice, Neon Genesis Evangelion, Code Geass: Hangyaku no Lelouch, Heart no Kuni no Alice, Murder Princess, Heart no Kuni de Ochakai, Umineko no Naku Koro Ni, Higurashi no Naku Koro Ni, The Violinist of Hameln.
Books I liked: Fahrenheit 451, Gitanjali, Mother, Angels and Demons, Fathers and Sons, Knight of Ivanhoe, The Old Man and the Sea, Anna Karenina, The Other Side of Midnight, Memories of Midnight, P.S. I Love You, Alice in Wonderland, Through the Looking Glass, Silvie and Bruno, Chronicles of Narnia series, Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, With Love from Russia, Diary of a Young Girl, Elective Connections, Anything by Erich Maria Remark and Erich von Daniken, really. Same with Satyajit Ray, Goethe, Thomas Hardy, Maxim Gorky, Anton Chekov, Sukumar Ray, Rajshekhar Bosu, Arkadi Gaidar or Lev Tolstoy. I also enjoy Poetry. Rilke, Robert Frost, William Worsworth, Rabindranath Thakur/Tagore, Aleksandr Pushkin, Emily Dickinson and Toru Dutt are some of my favourites.
Music I like: Beethoven, Bach, Liszt, Vocaloid(esp Alice Human Sacrifice, Meltdown and the Evil series), Tokyo Jihen(esp Sounan), Hetalia Russia character songs : Zima(Winter) and Pechka Kokoro Tomoshite(Light The Fireplace of My Heart), Germany character songs: Ore Wa Doitsu-sei(I Am German-Made) and Einsamkeit(Loneliness), Italy Romano: Buono Tomato(The Delicious Tomato Song. HELL YEAH!) Prussia: Mein Gott, Kanon Wakeshima, Rammstein, t.A.t.U., Three Days Grace, Ali Project, Linkin Park, Pink Floyd, On/Off, Amake Amar Moto from Autograph(That.Song.Kicks.Ass. Especially if you know Bengali and understand the Lyrics.), Rabindrasangeet, Mahiner Ghoraguli, Sound Horizon, Nomy(esp Welcome to My Freakshow), Rihanna, Lady Gaga, Ke$ha
Movies I loved: The Beate Klarsfeld Story, Lives of Others, The Patriot, Dragon Heart, GGBB series, Shadows of the Dead.(not really into movies. Mostly old Bengali ones none of you would know)
Anyway, school is starting and updates will be very, very hectic. I'm lucky if I can put up a chapter once a month, 'cos, as everyone knows, School's a b*. And we have Practicals on Saturdays. How idiotic can these things get?
Checkout, all Russophile out there!
Fav Characters: Schneizel el Britannia, Euphemia li Britannia, Nunnally vi Britannia, Kururugi Suzaku - Code Geass
Zhou, Guileastos, Feng Lan, Feng Ming, LoliDragon, Kenshin - 1/2 Prince
M-21, M-24, Frankenstein, Han-Shinwoo, Ik-Han, Takeo, Tao - Noblesse
Beatrice, Ushiromiya Battler - Umineko
Ivan Braginsky/Russia, Wang Yao/China, Ludwig/Germany, Prussia/Gilbert Weillschimdt, Toris Laurinaitis/Lithuania, Feliks Lusawiecz/Poland, Antonio Fernandez Carrieda/Spain, Tino Vainamainen(or something or the other..you blame me?)/Finland, Vash Zwingli/Switzerland, Francis bonnefoy/France, Arthur Kirkland/England, Iceland and Norway - Axis Powers Hetalia
I know..what a sweet little list, right/totally being sarcastic/
Wut? I did say I'm too sarcastic for my own good.
Fav Pairing(s): RusLiet
IcePruss(totally crack! Prussia: I'm AWESOME DUDE! Ice(deadpan): I...do not understand. Prussia: WTF? Hail ME! Ice:(blank stare)... Prussia:(dissolves into tears) Verdammt...verdammt...)
Why is it considered necessary to nail down the lid of a coffin?
PONDER THIS ALSO!
I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you!!
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My name is Sarah
I am but three,
My eyes are swollen
I cannot see,
I must be stupid
I must be bad,
What else could have made
My daddy so mad?
I wish I were better
I wish I weren't ugly,
Then maybe my mommy
Would still want to hug me.
I can't speak at all
I can't do a wrong
Or else I'm locked up
All the day long
When I awake I'm all alone
The house is dark
My folks aren't home.
When my mommy does come
I'll try and be nice,
So maybe I'll get just
One whipping tonight
Don't make a sound!
I just heard a car
My daddy is back
From Charlie's Bar.
I hear him curse
My name he calls
I press myself
Against the wall.
I try and hide
From his evil eyes
I'm so afraid now
I'm starting to cry.
He finds me weeping
He shouts ugly words,
He says its my fault
That he suffers at work.
He slaps me and hits me
And yells at me more,
I finally get free
And I run for the door.
He's already locked it
And I start to bawl,
He takes me and throws me
Against the hard wall.
I fall to the floor
With my bones nearly broken,
And my daddy continues
With more bad words spoken.
"I'm sorry!", I scream
But its now much too late
His face has been twisted
Into unimaginable hate.
The hurt and the pain
Again and again
Oh please God, have mercy!
Oh please let it end!
And he finally stops
And heads for the door,
While I lay there motionless
Sprawled on the floor.
My name is Sarah
And I am but three,
Tonight my daddy,
Child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!
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I was walking around in a Target store, when I saw a Cashier hand this little boy some money back.
The boy couldn't have been more than 5 or 6 years old.
The Cashier said, 'I'm sorry, but you don't have enough money to buy this doll.'
Then the little boy turned to the old woman next to him: ''Granny, are you sure I don't have enough money?''
The old lady replied: ''You know that you don't have enough money to buy this doll, my dear.''
Finally, I walked toward him and I asked him who he wished to give this doll to.
'It's the doll that my sister loved most and wanted so much for Christmas.
She was sure that Santa Claus would bring it to her.'
I replied to him that maybe Santa Claus would bring it to her after all, and not to worry.
But he replied to me sadly. 'No, Santa Claus can't bring it to her where she is now. I have to give the doll to my mommy so that she can give it to my sister when she goes there.'
His eyes were so sad while saying this. 'My Sister has gone to be with God. Daddy says that Mommy is going to see God very soon too, so I thought that she could take the doll with her to give it to my sister.''
My heart nearly stopped.
The little boy looked up at me and said: 'I told daddy to tell mommy not to go yet. I need her to wait until I come back from the mall.'
Then he showed me a very nice photo of him where he was laughing. He then told me 'I want mommy to take my picture with her so she won't forget me.'
'I love my mommy and I wish she doesn't have to leave me, but daddy says that she has to go to be with my little sister.'
Then he looked again at the doll with sad eyes, very quietly.
I quickly reached for my wallet and said to the boy. 'Suppose we check again, just in case you do have enough money for the doll?''
'OK' he said, 'I hope I do have enough.' I added some of my money to his with out him seeing and we started to count it. There was enough for the doll and even some spare money.
The little boy said: 'Thank you God for giving me enough money!'
Then he looked at me and added, 'I asked last night before I went to sleep for God to make sure I had enough money to buy this doll, so that mommy could give It to my sister. He heard me!''
'I also wanted to have enough money to buy a white rose for my mommy, but I didn't dare to ask God for too much. But He gave me enough to buy the doll and a white rose.''
'My mommy loves white roses.'
A few minutes later, the old lady returned and I left with my basket.
I finished my shopping in a totally different state from when I started.
I couldn't get the little boy out of my mind.
Then I remembered a local news paper article two days ago, which mentioned a drunk man in a truck, who hit a car occupied by a young woman and a little girl.
The little girl died right away, and the mother was left in a critical state. The family had to decide whether to pull the plug on the life-sustaining machine, because the young woman would not be able to recover from the coma.
Was this the family of the little boy?
Two days after this encounter with the little boy, I read in the news paper that the young woman had passed away.
I couldn't stop myself as I bought a bunch of white roses and I went to the funeral home where the body of the young woman was exposed for people to see and make last wishes before her burial.
She was there, in her coffin, holding a beautiful white rose in her hand with the photo of the little boy and the doll placed over her chest.
I left the place, teary-eyed, feeling that my life had been changed for ever. The love that the little boy had for his mother and his sister is still, to this day, hard to imagine.
And in a fraction of a second, a drunk driver had taken all this away from him.
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After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, "Wow,this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
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'There are very few problems that cannot be solved using a large amount of explosives.'
'It is not enough to succeed; others must fail.'
'Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.'
'You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor...'
'When you laugh, I'll laugh. When you cry, I'll cry. When you jump out a window...I'll laugh.'
'A B C D E F G, I will kill your family.'
People say that I have totally lost it. I wasn't even aware I had it.
-I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS?!
If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?
If you've ever walked into a wall before copy this into your profile.
Excuse me...have you seen my sanity? ...I think I lost it. (I found it in a pickle jar and can't open the lid.)
Why is Donkey Kong called "DONKEY" Kong if he's a monkey?
I don't obsess! I think intensely.
All the good ones are either dating someone, married, or fictional characters...
I Ran with scissors, and lived!
Don't you dare tell me the sky is the limit when there are footsteps on the moon.
When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run.
Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.
Of course I'm talking to myself. Who else can I trust?
whoever said anything is possiable never tried 2 slam a revolving door
quiet?what does that mean?
what's a seat belt?
EVIL=every villian is lemons
a loser is a window washer on the 44th floor who takes a step back 2 admire his work
at least 5 inanimate objects hate me
whoever said that all girls were pretty obviously never seen brittany spears
(x) You were bullied a lot in your childhood
(x) You have a long curly strand of hair that always tends to stick up(not exactly curly, it curls up at the very end)
(x) You're a good artist
(6.5/10) for North Italy
(X) You love tomatoes
(4.5/10) for South Italy
() You're very stoic and serious
(7.5/10) for Germany
Japan (Kiku Honda)
(/) You're very mature (at times)
(5.5/10) for Japan
The United States of America (Alfred F. Jones)
() You love hamburgers (Ew man, no!)
(5/10) for America
The United Kingdom of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland (Arthur Kirkland)
(X) You like tea (I'm a freakin BENGALI! Of course I likes tea!)
(3.5/10) for UK
France (Francis Bonnefoy)
(x) You're very affectionate (I like to hug and cuddle, but not coughgropecough)
(5/10) for France
Russia (Ivan Braginski)
(x) You had a very sad childhood.
(7/10) for Russia
China (Wong Yao)
(/) You're very mature (at times...)
(6/10) for China
Austria (Roderich Edelstein)
(x) You are very well-raised
(5/10) for Austria
Canada (Matthew Williams)
() You're often ignored by people
(8/10) for Canada
() You smoke
(3/10) for Cuba
Hungary (Erszebet Hédeváry)
() You have a potty-mouth
(6/10) for Hungary
Prussia (Gilbert Weillschmidt)
() You're quite mean-spirited
(X) You want to become stronger
(8/10) for Prussia
Hmmm..Prussia-8, Canada - 8 Germany - 7.5 Russia - 7 N.Italy - 6.5 China - 6 Hungary - 6 Japan - 5.5 France - 5 America - 5 Austria - 5 S.Italy - 4.5UK - 3 Cuba -3
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