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Joined 03-31-10, id: 2309251, Profile Updated: 12-01-14
Author has written 3 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, Invader Zim, and Edgar & Ellen.

GO TO MY FORUM!!!!!!!!!!

Yes I have a lethal attitude, and I like it! If you become my friend, I WILL pound on you for fun, but all your enemies will be haunted by demons until they go mad, and your school will by mysteriously burnt down in a random fire in the middle of the night! If you become my enemy, well, good luck buddy.

I am prone to violent sugar highs, watching tv for hours and hours, talking confusing nonsense, and making up imaginary people for the world.

I love Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Sweeney Todd, and anything else by the oh-powerful god of creepy movies, Tim Burton. Also, my cell phone, my Ipod, my PB/BFs (Punching Bags/Best Friends) Haley and Ashley, pranking, and my dog Shay, (inspiration for name from Anna Inkwell's Forgotten History of Lock, Shock, and Barrel), Edgar and Ellen, (The books, the cartoon, everything! The whole nine yards dammit!) Halloween, and mindless violence towards the children in the neighborhood!

I hate my math class, Valentines day, the Jonas Brothers, Savannah Baker (HUGE jerk from my neighborhood!), and bimbos that wear to much pink. Oh, and also, most people, especially old ladies in the street that expect us to be perfect angles and smile at them.

List of real people I really, REALLY want to meet: Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, her kids, Paul Reubens, George Lopez, um, that's it, I'm kinda weird, yeah.

List of fictional people and/or demons I really, REALLY want to meet: Lock, Shock, Barrel, Jack Skellington, Oogie Boogie, (keep him tied up, seriously), and pretty much anyone from The Nightmare Before Christmas, (Yes, I'm very, very, very badly obsessed), Um, anyone from the "Corpse Bride" movie, 2010 Alice in Wonderland, pretty much anyone from a Tim Burton movie. Keep up the good work Timmy! *cue crazy eyes*

I have originally brown eyes and hair, but I recently dyed my hair totally blue, and my name is none of your flipping business!

I'm sorry, but I just NEED to put this here. Why the f* does every girl on earth idolize Johnny Depp because they find him "sexy". Why does no one talk about his singing, music, and acting skills, or his great success despite his crappy beginnings. If I was as famous as him, I would want to be known for these things, not being sexy. That's what strippers and the really expensive hookers are for, for the love of God! Without all his fancy billion-dollar lighting, hair and makeup, or fame for that matter, he would be just another decently good-looking guy you notice for two or three seconds on the street. If you hate me for this, I don't care. If you agree, THANK GOD!!

I will poke you with a needle! I will steal your cookies and paint you purple!! HAHAHA!!!! Take that stupid well-mannered children of the world!!!!

hemhem, sorry, it happens a lot...

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .

Post this on your profile to make someone smile!

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

1) "Good friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends will stand next to you saying damn that was fun!".

2) "Our children control the future of the earth... we're doomed".

3) "The closest friends and families are the ones who attempt to kill each other daily"

4) Whats good for the goose is good for the... whats a baby goose called again?

5) "If all the worlds a stage give me more light!"

6) "A wise old man once told me.. 10 foot distance please!"

7) "Everyone needs a shoulder to lean on... I am not that shoulder. If you need a shoulder then don't use me!

8) "My parents think I'm troubled, my friends think I'm crazy. IS IT SO WRONG THAT I PLAY WITH KNIVES IN MY SPARE TIME!" (I really do this!)

9) "You did what? With who? And for how many jelly beans?!

10) "Eventually everyone will learn to just shut up and get over them selves. Sadly this day is not today."

11) "I swear to drunk I'm not God!"

12) "Walk in a straight line? I can't even do that when I'm sober!"

98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile
Weird & Crazy is good. Strange & Wacked is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird & Crazy is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird & Crazy is good! If you are weird or Crzzy (maby both) and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
92 percent of the English teen pouplation would be dead if Abecrombia and Fitch told them it was uncool to breath.Copy and paste this in your profile if you are the 8 percent who would be laughing their asses off.
If you don't use Myspace and are proud enough to make it public, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile
If you have ever cursed loudly and then realized that a teacher was standing nearby, copy this into your profile.
If you like singing songs at random points in the day, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a point in time where you disappeared from the fan fiction world completely for more than a week, put this in your profile.
"I'm bringing sexy back..." Copy and paste this into your profile if you never even knew sexy was gone.
If there are times where you just want to annoy people for the heck of it, copy and paste this on you profile.
A large percent of authors do not know the difference between 'your' and 'you're'. If you do know the difference, copy and paste this to your profile.
If you can go on a sugar buzz without even eating sugar, again, join the club and copy and paste this to your profile.
If you are crazy, odd,not-normal, a freak of nature, or anything else that applies, copy and paste this to your profile.
If people think you need, "help", put this in your profile
If you've ever copied and pasted one of these to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile.

You know you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman) Lady Halloween(Jack Skellington, the Weasley twins, Edgar, from Edgar and Ellen, and Bonejangles, a few more, but I am too nerdy, and too smart to post them online)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, HinaAta, Lady Halloween,If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile

If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Ai-chan-Fallen Angel, Ice Amethyst 12, WantingFreedom, HinaAta, Lady Halloween

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!

If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!

If you hate school, but don't want to miss a day of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!

If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.

If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.

If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. (you should see me watch ANY movie at all, people start yelling at me.)

If you see/experience lots of things that can never happen and scream 'it's the end of the world', copy and paste this on your profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.

IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR profile.

If you have too many of these things, then copy and paste this into your profile...and add another one!! XD.

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in

private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If you read something that is true, paste it in your profile. (You now there is a lot of true stuff here, don't try to deny it!)

You have considered kidnapping your math teacher, and then framing your ex for it.

You try to turn in a circle on your swivel office chair, but the back of the chair gets stuck on the rim of your desk.

You are to lazy to move the chair so you can turn in a full circle.

At the same time you are reading this, you are writing your history report, which is due tomorrow morning, and you are also texting your friends and watching tv.

Your friends are sick of you texting them so much.

You either laughed or got pissed of at me after that last one.

If you did not laugh at the last one, this one made you at least crack a grin.

You have forgotten what you where doing before you came to this website

Today, you have at least once, told yourself, "Eh, I'll get to it later."

You want to get rid of your little stuffed animals, but you change your mind the second you look at the cute little bastards.

You hate yourself, because there is so much truth in this list.

You would rather eat a huge pizza alone in a creepy forest at night, than eat spinach and beets with Paris Hilton in L.A.

That is the reason you are breaking out in zits, and you know it, yet you still blame hormones.

You want me to keep going, and keep trying to scroll down at the end of the page.

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If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile!

If you think Lucy Barker should have been the one thrown into the oven, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you hate Lucy Barker, copy and paste this into your profile.

COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN!

If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.

If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile

If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I love Rock'n'Roll", copy and paste this into your profile

My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.

If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire, AcroPrincess, Lady Halloween


25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER

(I Love you mummy!)

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you're going to kill each other, do it outside. I just finished
cleaning."

2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
"You better pray that will come out of the carpet."

3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week!"

4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the store with me."

6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."

7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
"Keep crying, and I'll give you something to cry about."

8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper."

9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at that dirt on the back of your neck!"

10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"This room of yours looks as if a tornado went through it."

12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I told you once, I've told you a million times. Don't exaggerate!"

13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."

14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't
have wonderful parents like you do."

16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
"Just wait until we get home."

17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You are going to get it when you get home!"

18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to freeze that
way."

19. My mother taught me ESP.
"Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you are cold?"

20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
"When that lawn mower cuts off your toes, don 't come running to me."

21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
"Shut that door behind you. Do you think you were born in a barn?"

24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you get to be my age, you'll understand."

25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

If you are alive, and have never considered suicide, then you have never been in love. But if you are alive, and have never considered murder, then you have never been divorced.

Men are simple, you know, like, "a: b: c: d:", while women are more complex, like, " a: b: (x) =3v x kitten RaInBoW- blue, clock, shirt, = 78-goat WATERcLoUd."

(update: 2014)

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Alligator Boots by Ellenore Carter reviews
Anyone ever wonder where when and why alligator clothing was invented? well here's one scientifically accepted theory... *New chapter on the invention of pencil eyebrows!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,887 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 3/16/2012 - Published: 2/21/2011 - Eleanor L., Sweeney T. - Complete
The Demon Barber Is Alive! by drivenbyrevenge reviews
Alternate Ending where ST and Nell didn't die. Set 1yr after the movie. Nell tries to convince Sweeney that he loves her. He does, but he's not admitting it anytime soon. No plotline at all! Features: All characters that didn't die, UBER A/Ns and PIE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 48 - Words: 58,211 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 10/29/2011 - Published: 2/18/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
Love Letters To My Unborn Child by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
My love...My little tiny, miraculous, baby, growing inside of me…strange to think about. Written like diary entries! Part 1 of 3
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,542 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/5/2011 - Published: 4/11/2011 - Eleanor L. - Complete
Irken Catnip ZADR by Genuine-Discord reviews
ZADR! Dib joins Zim in his quest to take over Earth and finds out what Zim's weakness is...his antennae and like for cuddling.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,817 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/3/2011 - Dib, Zim - Complete
The Chronicles of Invader Ditz by Reenie Bleenie reviews
In which a Mary Sue is repeatedly mocked and then killed. But it has a plot too!
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,188 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Published: 6/11/2011
What Goes Down On Fleet Street by knuckleslice reviews
A parody of a very confused Sweeney, Turpin switches "teams", Johanna rebels against her guardian and Anthony develops a thing for alpacas. And as for Pirelli, he's just a lost Indian man scraping money for his drag queen company.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,337 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/29/2011
Addiction by SpoonfulOfArsenic reviews
What a sick and delightful thrill.
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/12/2011 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L. - Complete
Forever by Emperor Itaelia reviews
The idea of a break-up never once worried our favorite rag doll. But after an encounter with the trick-or-treating trio, that worry rises to her mind... Jally. Title change: originally "Forever By My Doll's Side".
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,353 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Jack S., Sally - Complete
The Not So Friendly Florist of Feet Street by drivenbyrevenge reviews
The wonderful world of Teeney Swodd and Lellie Novett! Johanna is a masculine emo, Anthony is quite possibly a hobo,Toby wears an afro wig, Pirelli is an Indian con-artist, and the whole story is just basically screwed up! Exactly why you should read it!
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,897 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/5/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Sweeney T., Eleanor L.
The Price of Youth by ZootyCutie reviews
A potion mishap leaves two Halloween Town citizens at ages that are too young for their liking. On the brink of insanity, it's up to their friends to take care of them until a cure is found.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 6,642 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/13/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Complete
Sweeney Todd: The Bipolar Parody of Fleet Street by Velvet Liquor reviews
The brooding misadventures of a depressive barber. Join Sweeney Todd as he gets sucked into a jaw-breaker, Anthony hides in Johanna's closet, and Spiderman joins Sweeney to destroy a killer lump of dough in Mrs. lovett's bakery. Sweeney/EVERYONE
Sweeney Todd - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 19,770 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 2/20/2010 - Published: 6/22/2009
The Seven Days of Creepie Creecher by Charles Lehmann - Minamorti reviews
Life is a short and often brutish experience. Life can be even shorter when you live your entire life in 7 days... Rated T for content
Growing Up Creepie - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 11,536 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/22/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009
The Baby by rsh13 reviews
Shock's pregnant? Poor Shock...or should it be poor Lock? T for obvious reasons. Reviews are appreciated. LockShock ON HIATUS
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,390 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 11/17/2009 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Shock, Lock
Time to Face Reality! by Birdhouse in your Soul reviews
In an extremely strange incident, two ordinary teenagers are teleported to Halloween Town. At first they are having a blast, but then they get caught up in an elaborate plan to take over the world. Note: REALLY OLD STUFF, here. It's not that good.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 6,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
I Hate Babysitting by xxx-Vitani-xxx reviews
One shot with 2 chapters. The authoress goes off to babysit a trio of children... In Halloweentown? Crap... Featuring Halloweentowns most finest trick-or-treaters! And then she gets visited by a friendly ghost, and gets saved by the C-team!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,892 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/23/2009 - Published: 5/28/2009 - Jack S., Oogie Boogie - Complete
The Annual Death Eater Beach Trip by Professor Cassandra reviews
You probably think of Voldemort and his Death Eaters as terrible, heartless people, and you are normally correct. But for one week every year, they are able to escape the stress of the wizarding world by going on vacation…the muggle way!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,698 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Voldemort, Bellatrix L. - Complete
Jack's Random Adventure by Kiwicatlover reviews
This is DUMB. It is also an adventure. Read on! And PREPARE TO BE AMAZED WITH THE AMOUNT OF STUPIDITY! more chapters to come... plus, I AM NOT MAKING FUN OF NBC! I'M JUST BEING STUPID!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,530 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 6 - Updated: 6/16/2008 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Complete
Sally and the Seven Dwarves by Harry's Girl 01031992 reviews
Me, Nausicaa of the Spirits, Random Little Writer, Jack Skellington, Sally, and the rest of the CB Parody characters are in this parody of SNOW WHITE AND THE SEVEN DWARVES. What hilarity will ensue? R&R! Rated for extreme randomness and comic mischief
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,252 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/20/2008 - Published: 4/16/2007
Nightmare Before Christmas Parody! by GirlInTheMirror121 reviews
As the title says. A parody on our favorite movie : Rated T for language.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 654 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/15/2008 - Complete
Sin: A Skellington's Dream by JackQuill-San reviews
From the Authors who brought you tons of fics. When Alex, Erin, and Lasha go through the Pumpkin door, they go on the adventure of a lifetime! With inside jokes, the find themselves loving this world. The only cource of their adventure? A Snake named Sin.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,206 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2007
Nightmare Interviews by Little Miss Mania reviews
NMBC characters get interviewed. Read to see what they say. Rating may change at any time.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 15 - Words: 4,081 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 8/7/2007 - Published: 3/5/2007
You're Truly Obsessed with TNBC When by Musically reviews
Just a series of fun lists to see if you are the most obsessed with Nightmare Before Christmas. R&R!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,246 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 3/8/2007 - Published: 3/1/2007 - Complete
Temporary Life, Neverending Love by kayke reviews
On Halloween Night there is a strange turn of events and a boy realises he might have feelings for his best friend. But how does she feel about him? Can he make her love him by getting her the perfect death day gift? LockxShock
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,752 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 11/10/2006 - Published: 5/11/2006
The Interview by DarkestWonderland reviews
A comical story about an interview with Jack Skellington...Jack gets questioned about his career, rumors, and his love life...semiparody to a Kevin Federline interview
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 457 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Published: 5/11/2006 - Complete
Holy Sht It's Chirstmas by TtRavenFan1 reviews
I heard this song on the radion and i thought it fit Lock Shock and Barrel really well. there's a LOT of foul language in it though! Santa comes around and tries to get the kids into a christmasy mood!
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 470 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/29/2005 - Complete
A Nightmare After Christmas by MoodyLithium reviews
Jack, Sally, and some other characters get sucked into the strange world in which I live. Much fighting over Jack, and abuse to Oogie Boogie.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 2/1/2004 - Published: 12/30/2003
Kidnap the YouKnowWho by AbRaCaDaBrA reviews
Harry Potter/NBC crossover. My first NBC entry. ^_^
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/7/2002
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The Rat reviews
When Dib enlists the help of the new girl to reveal Zim's true alien identity, Zim must try everything to get rid of his new stalker. Unbeknownst to him, she's merely a rat.
Invader Zim - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,696 - Reviews: 1 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Dib, Zim
Mother Dearest reviews
The terrible trio are assigned a seemingly sweet caretaker, but everything is not what it seems. Will the trick or treaters come out on top, or will mother not-so-dearest bring the three down to their knees? ABSOLUTELY NOT LockxShock! Rated for language.
Nightmare Before Christmas - Rated: T - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,145 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Lock, Shock
The Vivisectionist reviews
One of Edgar's experiments kills Berenice, driving Ellen to torment him cruelly and ceaselessly. In a state of guilty madness, he begins delving into dark and unholy realms of science. No one in Nod's Limbs is safe.
Edgar & Ellen - Rated: T - English - Horror/Crime - Chapters: 1 - Words: 465 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2011
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