Author has written 3 stories for Nightmare Before Christmas, Invader Zim, and Edgar & Ellen.
GO TO MY FORUM!!!!!!!!!!
Yes I have a lethal attitude, and I like it! If you become my friend, I WILL pound on you for fun, but all your enemies will be haunted by demons until they go mad, and your school will by mysteriously burnt down in a random fire in the middle of the night! If you become my enemy, well, good luck buddy.
I am prone to violent sugar highs, watching tv for hours and hours, talking confusing nonsense, and making up imaginary people for the world.
I love Nightmare Before Christmas, Corpse Bride, Sweeney Todd, and anything else by the oh-powerful god of creepy movies, Tim Burton. Also, my cell phone, my Ipod, my PB/BFs (Punching Bags/Best Friends) Haley and Ashley, pranking, and my dog Shay, (inspiration for name from Anna Inkwell's Forgotten History of Lock, Shock, and Barrel), Edgar and Ellen, (The books, the cartoon, everything! The whole nine yards dammit!) Halloween, and mindless violence towards the children in the neighborhood!
I hate my math class, Valentines day, the Jonas Brothers, Savannah Baker (HUGE jerk from my neighborhood!), and bimbos that wear to much pink. Oh, and also, most people, especially old ladies in the street that expect us to be perfect angles and smile at them.
List of real people I really, REALLY want to meet: Tim Burton, Helena Bonham Carter, her kids, Paul Reubens, George Lopez, um, that's it, I'm kinda weird, yeah.
List of fictional people and/or demons I really, REALLY want to meet: Lock, Shock, Barrel, Jack Skellington, Oogie Boogie, (keep him tied up, seriously), and pretty much anyone from The Nightmare Before Christmas, (Yes, I'm very, very, very badly obsessed), Um, anyone from the "Corpse Bride" movie, 2010 Alice in Wonderland, pretty much anyone from a Tim Burton movie. Keep up the good work Timmy! *cue crazy eyes*
I have originally brown eyes and hair, but I recently dyed my hair totally blue, and my name is none of your flipping business!
I'm sorry, but I just NEED to put this here. Why the f* does every girl on earth idolize Johnny Depp because they find him "sexy". Why does no one talk about his singing, music, and acting skills, or his great success despite his crappy beginnings. If I was as famous as him, I would want to be known for these things, not being sexy. That's what strippers and the really expensive hookers are for, for the love of God! Without all his fancy billion-dollar lighting, hair and makeup, or fame for that matter, he would be just another decently good-looking guy you notice for two or three seconds on the street. If you hate me for this, I don't care. If you agree, THANK GOD!!
I will poke you with a needle! I will steal your cookies and paint you purple!! HAHAHA!!!! Take that stupid well-mannered children of the world!!!!
hemhem, sorry, it happens a lot...
20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity
1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".
5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".
7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".
8. Don't use any punctuation.
9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.
10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".
12. Sing Along At The Opera.
13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?
14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.
15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.
16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.
17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"
18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"
19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."
20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity .
Post this on your profile to make someone smile!
16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.
2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.
3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.
4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.
5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.
6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.
8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"
9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.
10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.
11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.
12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.
13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"
14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!
16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"
Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things
1) "Good friends will bail you out of jail. Best friends will stand next to you saying damn that was fun!".
2) "Our children control the future of the earth... we're doomed".
3) "The closest friends and families are the ones who attempt to kill each other daily"
4) Whats good for the goose is good for the... whats a baby goose called again?
5) "If all the worlds a stage give me more light!"
6) "A wise old man once told me.. 10 foot distance please!"
7) "Everyone needs a shoulder to lean on... I am not that shoulder. If you need a shoulder then don't use me!
8) "My parents think I'm troubled, my friends think I'm crazy. IS IT SO WRONG THAT I PLAY WITH KNIVES IN MY SPARE TIME!" (I really do this!)
9) "You did what? With who? And for how many jelly beans?!
10) "Eventually everyone will learn to just shut up and get over them selves. Sadly this day is not today."
11) "I swear to drunk I'm not God!"
12) "Walk in a straight line? I can't even do that when I'm sober!"
98 percent of the teen population automatically thinks the word "Cullen" whenever they hear the name "Edward". If you're part of the 2 percent that thinks "Scissorhands" post this on your profile.
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile
You know you live in 2010 when...
1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screen name or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did
If you have ever tripped over air, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you ever felt like just running somewhere, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever had a crush on a fictional character, copy and paste this on your profile and add your penname and the name(s) of the characters you have crushed on: HollyluvsArty (James Potter, Sirius Black (when he was young), Artemis Fowl)Pepper Lemon(Roshaun, Ronan) Second Daughter of Eve (Several, not telling.),Phish Tacko (Marty McFly, Klaus Baudelaire, Alex P. Keaton) Sugary Snicket (Danny Phantom/Fenton in my early FFN days, Durza, Dexter Morgan, Sirrus) FanofSnicket (Klaus Bauldalaire!!) Insanefangirl (Randall off monsters inc.)MrsEdgarAllanPoe(Sweeney Todd, Jack Skelington, Edward Scissorhands, Tobais Ragg, and Agent Fox "Spooky" Mulder) Spitfire47(Tobias Ragg, Seth off Prison Break, David "Tweener" Apolskis) SweeneyToddRocksMySocks (Sweeney Todd, Erik, Obi-Wan Kenobi, Edward Scissorhands, Anthony Hope, Batman) Lady Halloween(Jack Skellington, the Weasley twins, Edgar, from Edgar and Ellen, and Bonejangles, a few more, but I am too nerdy, and too smart to post them online)
93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile and add your name to the list: Sunlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Moonlit Goddess of the C.O.C.A., Evil Genius of the COCA, Invader Miley Phantom, dAnnYsGiRl777, BloodySalvation, Lady Lost-A-Lot, bellabookworm9, Bella Masen Cullen, Vampire Scooby, Alannaswarrior, SpottedLilly, Alleyanna Cullen, hugs.4.all.the.emo.boyz, I'll have some stupid cliché, EdwardandFangdreams4life, This Sayuri-Sama, Mit-chan007/Jessie,Ni-Chan, Keiko Hayasaka, WantingFreedom, HinaAta, Lady Halloween,If you know someone who should be run over by a bus, copy this to your profile
If you've ever spent a long amount of time looking for something that you were holding/wearing, copy this to your profile and add your name: Unique girl - YAYZ, Fast Talking Dolphin, Mit-chan007, Ni-Chan, vampgirl8, Ai-chan-Fallen Angel, Ice Amethyst 12, WantingFreedom, HinaAta, Lady Halloween
For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb-war with yourself. So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.
If you know a video game character or video game weapon that need(s) to exist, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingies, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE
If you don't fit the description of the non-existent word of 'normal', then put this into your profile right now!!
If you would absolutely love waking up in a different dimension full of magic, put this into your profile!
If you hate school, but don't want to miss a day of it, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you have ever crashed into a wall while you were sugar high, copy onto profile, sharpie counts too!
If you never study and it's a miracle you still get good grades without knowing anything at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If there are times when you wanna annoy people just for the heck of it, copy this into your profile.
If you enjoy laughing at the pain or misfortune of others copy this into your profile.
If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile.
If you have EVER yelled at a TV after getting frustrated at someone who can't hear you, put this on your profile. (you should see me watch ANY movie at all, people start yelling at me.)
If you see/experience lots of things that can never happen and scream 'it's the end of the world', copy and paste this on your profile.
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If you have ever been watching a T.V show, and when the commercials came on you forgot what you were watching copy this into your profile.
If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away then remembered, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have ever slapped your self on the head and/or banged your head on a table for no reason put this on your profile.
IF YOU BELIEVE FIGHTING CRIME IN MINI SKIRTS IS POSSIBLE, COPY THIS IN YOUR profile.
If you have too many of these things, then copy and paste this into your profile...and add another one!! XD.
1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
We're best friends. You laugh, I laugh. You cry, I cry. You hurt, I hurt. You jump off a bridge, damn, I'm gonna miss your dumb ass
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN!" we messed up!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in
private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"
FRIENDS: Would read and ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!
If you read something that is true, paste it in your profile. (You now there is a lot of true stuff here, don't try to deny it!)
You have considered kidnapping your math teacher, and then framing your ex for it.
You try to turn in a circle on your swivel office chair, but the back of the chair gets stuck on the rim of your desk.
You are to lazy to move the chair so you can turn in a full circle.
At the same time you are reading this, you are writing your history report, which is due tomorrow morning, and you are also texting your friends and watching tv.
Your friends are sick of you texting them so much.
You either laughed or got pissed of at me after that last one.
If you did not laugh at the last one, this one made you at least crack a grin.
You have forgotten what you where doing before you came to this website
Today, you have at least once, told yourself, "Eh, I'll get to it later."
You want to get rid of your little stuffed animals, but you change your mind the second you look at the cute little bastards.
You hate yourself, because there is so much truth in this list.
You would rather eat a huge pizza alone in a creepy forest at night, than eat spinach and beets with Paris Hilton in L.A.
That is the reason you are breaking out in zits, and you know it, yet you still blame hormones.
You want me to keep going, and keep trying to scroll down at the end of the page.
If you are a fan of Johnny Depp not only because he's attractive, but because of his personality and his love for children etc...copy and paste this on your profile!
If you think Lucy Barker should have been the one thrown into the oven, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you hate Lucy Barker, copy and paste this into your profile.
COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND CONTINUE THE HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL SUCKS TRAIN!
If your one of the people who could perfectly understand Jack Sparrow's confusing rants and when your friends all had confounded expressions on their faces you were like, well duh that made perfect sense. Copy this into your profile.
If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy this into your profile.
If you ran up a "Down" escalator, copy this into your profile
If you know at least 5 words of the song, "I love Rock'n'Roll", copy and paste this into your profile
My best friend is insane, if you agree or if you have an insane friend than copy this to your profile.
If you've ever wanted to give a movie or show character a flyingtacklehug, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you hear voices in your head, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you KNOW the voice in your head are real, copy and paste this onto your profile!
If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.
I am the girl that doesn't go to school dances, or games, and when I do go, I sit in a corner and read a book. I am the girl that people look through when I say something. I am the girl that spends most of her free time reading, writing, or doing other activities that most teenagers wouldn't call normal. I am the girl that people call weird and a freak either behind my back or to my face. I am the girl that doesn't spend all her time on MySpace, or talking to a girlfriend on a cell phone or regular phone. I am the girl that hasn't been asked out in a year. I am the girl that has stopped to smell the flowers and jump and splash in the rain. BUT I am also the girl who knows and is proud to be who she is, doesn’t care if people call her weird (it's a compliment), who loves reading and writing and doing the things that no one seems to have the time to do any more, who can express herself better with words than actions, who doesn't need a guy to complete her, and knows the importance of the little things. Copy and paste this onto your account, and add your name to the list, if you are anything like me, so the girls who are different and unique can know in their weakest time that they are unique but not alone: Iheartjake, TeamJacob101, Boysareadrag, The Dawn Is Breaking, twilite addict, ihatejacob1, Twilighter80,Emmetthemonkey, Inkfire, AcroPrincess, Lady Halloween
25 REASONS I OWE MY MOTHER
(I Love you mummy!)
1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
2. My mother taught me RELIGION.
3 . My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
4. My mother taught me LOGIC.
5. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
6. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
7. My mother taught t me IRONY.
8. My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS.
9. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
10. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
11. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
12. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
13. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
14. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION.
15. My mother taught me about ENVY.
16. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION .
17. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
18. My mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE.
19. My mother taught me ESP.
20. My mother taught me HUMOR.
21. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
22. My mother taught me GENETICS.
23. My mother taught me about my ROOTS.
24. My mother taught me WISDOM.
25. And my favorite: My mother taught me about JUSTICE.
If you are alive, and have never considered suicide, then you have never been in love. But if you are alive, and have never considered murder, then you have never been divorced.
Men are simple, you know, like, "a: b: c: d:", while women are more complex, like, " a: b: (x) =3v x kitten RaInBoW- blue, clock, shirt, = 78-goat WATERcLoUd."
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