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Joined 03-31-10, id: 2309380, Profile Updated: 06-29-11
Author has written 2 stories for Alice in Wonderland, and Goth/ゴス.

Dear people,

I love you.



Oh and if u like The Darkest Powers series~read my sisters story about Chloe and Derek(if ur a fan of those two this is SO for u!)

On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)

On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)

On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)

On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time? And whose body?)

On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)

On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)

On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)

On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)

On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)

On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)

On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)

On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)

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La Morte Amoureuse by Sandylee007 reviews
When Morgan discovers Reid's most guarded secret, nothing is ever the same between them… SLASH MorganxReid VAMPIRE ONESHOT
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,492 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 24 - Published: 6/12/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
Cuddled On The Jet by sadielane09 reviews
Reid & Morgan on the jet, everybody sleeping, can they make a minimum amount of noise?
Criminal Minds - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,688 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/3/2011 - D. Morgan, S. Reid - Complete
baseball and bad company by fuzzypurplehippykitty reviews
ulquiorra is the class emo and genius, for a long time now hes had crush on the blue haired baseball captain....never getting the chance to talk to the one you love hurts...but what if that wish came true.!
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,649 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 4/11/2010 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra
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Afterwards reviews
Goth:A Novel ItsukixOC, this takes place after Morino's death Even though this never occurs in the book/manga and well, it is Rated T for language it will probably get worse through out the chapters though, and a little gory stuff not much!
Goth/ゴス - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 4/7/2010
Tea with a Cat and a Hare reviews
Alice spends too much time with the Hatter, and the other creatures of Wonderland are getting, jealous. Finally The Cheshire Cat and The Hare have some time with her. See what happens in this small get-together!
Alice in Wonderland - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Alice, Cheshire Cat