Author has written 4 stories for Star Wars: The Clone Wars, and Star Wars.
Hey peeps! Here is my profile to let you know more about ME! Oh and i was last known as 'Ahsoka33' I changed it to Ahsoka!! :D
Location: Somewhere in North America
Uhh uhh i'll update more on my profile later bye peeps!
That is the picture of how Nala Tal's hair kindalooks like
That is the picture of human Ahsoka. I give credit to Raikoh 14 for drawing that!! It's AWESOME!!!
If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull, or vise versa, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.
My best friend is insane. If you agree, or if you have an insane friend, copy this into your profile.
If you know someone who should get run over by a bus, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever fallen up the stairs, copy this into your profile .
If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.( For some stupid reason when I was playing soccer i tripped over thin air!!!!)
If you have ever run into a door, copy this into your profile. (like every day...)
If you have ever run into a tree, copy this to your profile!
(='.'=) This is Bunny.
(")_(")Copy and paste Bunny into your profile to help him gain world domination.(Mwahahahahahahahaha) P.S Look how cute he is! If you think this is AWESOME add your name to the list: Grimm Gal, grimmgirl, milmilcrystal, Centaurgirl21, Mandalorian Queen of Darkness, Ahsoka33.
Ways to annoy Asajj Ventress
1. Tell her that the Sith are losers
2. Tell her she is the most pathetic excuse for a wannabe-sith in the history of pathetic wannabe-siths
3. Tell her she has a crush on Count Dooku
4. Taunt her about Obi-wan beating her in battle
5. Tell her that Ahsoka will attack her in the middle of the night if she doesn't sleep with a nightlight
6. Call her Sajj-sajj
7. Tell her that she'd better hurry up and ask Obi-wan out
8. Imitate Obi-wan's voice whenever you're around her
9. Tell her that Grevious would do anything to make out with her
10. Jump out in front of her and go " I'm Asajj Ventress, cower before my beauty!" And make a big deal out of it
11. Wait till she gets in a fight with Obi-wan. Every time she makes a bad move, call out " you're losing, Sajj-sajj!"
12. Whenever she makes a good move, yell "ooooh! Burn!"
13. Whenever Dooku lectures her, go "Dissed!"
14. Tell her Ky Narec was a loser
15. Ask her why she's bald
16. Follow her around singing "Poker Face"
getting HIGH meant swinging on a playground?
The worst thing you could get from a boy is COOTIES?
When MOM was your hero?
And DAD was the man you were gonna marry?
And your WORST ENEMIES were your siblings?
And RACE ISSUES were about who ran the fastest?
And SEX was one of the numbers that the nice lady told you when she showed you how to count in german?
And GETTING SENT TO THE OFFICE FOR USING INNAPROPRIATE WORDS meant that you'd called someone stupid?
And life was simple and care free?
Remember when all you wanted to do
WAS GROW UP
38 Ways to annoy Darth Vader
Surefire ways to get yourself killed, or at least Force-Choked a few times
1. Call him Ani.
2. Tell him you've taken up podracing as a hobby. Ask him to give you lessons.
3. Ask him if he ever knew, "A cute senator from Naboo." If he says something or stays silent, say, "Ooh, Ani's got a girlfriend!"
4. Walk around tripping every other step. If he asks you what you're doing, say, "Mesa Jar Jar Binks!"
5. Imitate his breathing.
6. Steal his lightsaber and replace it with a hot pink one.
7. Blame it on Tarkin.
8. Ask him if he was ever arrested for child abuse.
9. When he does something really evil, shake your finger and say, "Now, now, Ani, would your mother approve of that?"
10. Have emotional conversations with him. Bring up Qui-Gon.
11. Follow him around singing "I Know a Song that gets on Everybody's Nerves."
12. Ask him how he goes to the bathroom in that suit.
13. Paint his TIE fighter yellow.
14. Stare at him. When he asks you what you're doing, say that you can't see how an evil jerk like him could've ever been a Jedi.
15. Throw mashed potatoes at him.
16. Whistle in his ear. When he comes after you, hide behind a stormtrooper.
17. Poke his shoulder.
18. Call him an "evil creep with a dysfunctional family."
19. Tell him he looks like a droid.
20. Sign him up for a quilting class.
21. Make up words to the Imperial March (Vader’s Theme). Sing them whenever he enters a room.
22. Jab him with a stick.
23. Talk like Yoda all the time.
24. Ask him to play Battlefront with you. If he does, make him be the Rebels.
25. Tell him his mask looks stupid.
26: Ask him if he's seen Obi-Wan lately.
27: Stick refrigerator magnets to him.
28: Follow him around talking about the similiarties between his life and Avatar: the Last Airbender.
29: Talk about how his life was like Luke's. Say, "It's almost like you're related!"
30: Tell him that you find his son attractive.
31: Ask him if he likes twins.
32: Whenever he gets close to you, pretend that you're being Force-choked. Loudly.
33: Have a loud conversation with a wall when he's nearby. If he asks you what you're doing, say that you're talking to Qui-Gon and that he's very disappointed.
34: Call him Dear Old Darthy, especially when you're near someone.
35: Ask him if he wants to buy some death sticks. Be sure to talk like that guy in the bar in Episode II who tried to sell some to Obi-Wan.
36: After doing number 30, tell him that you dumped Luke for Jabba the Hutt.
37: Imitate Jar Jar in the ‘Robot Chicken Star Wars Special’ constantly. “Ani! Yousa not going to believe this! Mesa all sparkly glowy! Ani Bobani! Whatsa happen to Yousa!”
FRIENDS: Lend you their umbrella
BEST FRIENDS: Take yours and say 'RUN RUN!'
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS:Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS:Would be sitting next to you saying "THAT WAS AWESOME! WE ARE SO DOING THAT AGAIN NEXT WEEKEND!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Won’t tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when you’re not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butt that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Are temporary
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when the guy rejects you
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up to him and say 'its because your gay isn't it?' OR call him saying 'You're gonna die in 7 days'
FRIENDS:hides you from the cops.
BEST FRIENDS:is probably the reason they're after you in the first place...
FRIENDS:will go to a concert with you.
BEST FRIEND: will help you kidnap the band.
FRIENDS:will help you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: will trip you again and/or sit on your back to keep you down.
FRIENDS:will try to get rid of a brain freeze for you.
BEST FRIENDS: will sit back and laugh.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS:Will repost this crappp!
Do it one by one, don't look ahead!
1. Write the name of a person of the opposite sex.
2. Which is your favorite color out of red, black, blue, green, yellow?
3. Your first initial?
4. Your month of birth?
5. Which color do you like more, black or white?
6. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
7. Your favorite number?
8. Do you like California or Florida more?
9. Do you like the lake or the ocean more?
10. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
Are you done?
If so, scroll down
1. You are completely in love with this person.
2. If you choose:
Red: You are alert and your life is full of love.
Black: You are conservative and aggressive.
Green: Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
Blue: You are spontaneous and love kisses and affection from the ones you love.
Yellow: You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
3. If your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
L-R: You try to enjoy life to the maximum and your love life is soon to blossom.
S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
4. If you were born in:
Jan.-Mar.: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
Apr.-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
July-Sept.: You will have a great year and will experience a major life changing experience for the good.
Oct.-Dec.: Your love life will not be too great, but eventually you will find your soulmate.
5. If you choose...
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
6. This person is your best friend.
7. This is how many close friends you have in a lifetime.
8. If you choose...
California: You like adventure.
Florida: You are a laid back person.
9. If you choose...
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your love. And you are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
10. This wish will come true only if you RE-POST THIS BULLETIN in one hour and it will come true before your next birthday!
If you've ever maniacally laughed for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.
If you've ever copy and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile
If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile
If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile!
92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their behinds off at the others! XD
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this into your profile.
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list.AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactivley Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Yavie Aelinel, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Shadow929, The Astrology Nerd, brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, The Gypsy-Pirate Queen Teetering On The Brink Of Insanity Past The Point Of No Return Man Life Sucks, The Poisoned Doughnut of DOOM, CrushedUnderLove, Khfangirl681213, cathmaster, The Gamer Dude, Blacktemplarknight295, Ahsoka33
Just because people live on the other side of the world from you still means that you can be friends - IF U AGREE WITH THIS COPY IT INTO UR PROFILE.
If you hate those irritating mosquitos giving you mosquito bites copy this in your profile
I hate pop-ups. If you hate all the ads popping up while you're trying to read some story, copy this into your profile.
This is a true story. A girl died in 1933. A man buried her when she was still alive. The murderer chanted," Toma Sota balcu," as he buried her. Now that you have read the chant, you will meet this little girl. In the middle of the night she will be on your ceiling. She will suffocate you like she was suffocated. If you post this on your profile, she will not bother you. Your kindness will be rewarded.
Your guy side (they have stars) Bold!
you love hoodies
you love jeans
dogs are better than cats
It's hilarious when people get hurt
shopping is torture (Unless it's video games or something like that!)
Sad movies suck
You own/ed a X-box
played with hot wheels as a kid
at some point in time you wanted to be a firefighter
you own/ed a DS, PS2, or Saga
you used to be obsessed with power rangers
you watch sports on TV
gory movies are cool
you go to your dad for advice
you own like a trillion baseball caps
you like going to high school football games
you used to/do collect baseball/football cards
baggy pants are cool to wear
its kinda weird to have sleepovers with a bunch of people
green, black, red, blue, or silver are one of your favorite colors
you love to go crazy and not care what people think
sports are fun
talk with food in your mouth
sleep with socks on at night
Your girl side:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You love to shop.
You wear eyeliner.
You wear the color pink
Go to your mom for advice.
You consider cheerleading a sport
You hate wearing the color black
You like hanging out at the mall. (Food court!)
You like getting manicures and/or pedicures.
You like wearing jewelry.
Skirts are a big part of your wardrobe
Shopping is one of your favorite hobbies.
You don't like the movie Star Wars. (BEST MOVIES EVER! HELLO, LIGHTSABERS?! Force?! ITS AWeSOME!)
You were in gymnastics/dance?
It takes you around/ more one hour to shower, get dressed, and make-up.
You smile a lot more than you should.
You have more than 10 pairs of shoes. (skateboard shoes...hate flats...and high heels...)
You care about what you look like.
You like wearing dresses when you can.
You like wearing body spray/perfume/cologne.
You love the movies.
Used to play with dolls as little kid. (I used draw on them and on barbies i used to pop their heads off...wait i still like to do that to my sister's barbies...)
Like putting make-up on someone else for the joy/joke of it. (It's fun!)
Like being the star of every thing
Total= 5 (Oh wow...)