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Joined 03-31-10, id: 2309828, Profile Updated: 03-08-14
Author has written 4 stories for Twilight.

In the big scheme of things, I like mysteries so much more...

My fic "Of Swans and Silence" won the Judges pick for the Darkella's Darkest Temptation Contest held by the genius of the girls over at "The Temptation of the Naughty Muses", a combined effort of The Twilight Muses, Jasper's Naughty Girls, and Darkest Temptations. To say I was shocked would be the largest of understatements. It was my first-ever contest. The fic is not for everyone, though, and I highly suggest if you're not over 18, or if you're my mother, that you DO NOT read it. The gorgeous banner I won, made by TwiCarol, can be seen here. The magnificent FrozenSoldier made this beeeeautiful banner for it, after I asked her because I didn't think I was going to win!

It was also nominated for the Best AH in the Midnight Sin awards over at the Darkest Temptations blog, with my dark and scintillating nominee banner made by the even more sadistic and scintillating JaspersIzzy. After having been pimped by the WordyBitches my Pufferfish, HammerHips, made me my commemorativebanner. Thank you to her and all of the lovely ladies over there.

"Second Chances" is my first endeavor into fanfic, and my baby. Charlie is the reason I started writing, this fic being born out of the need to give him his due. His opportunity. It is a labor of love and continues. The bannerfor Second Chances was the first one that FrozenSoldier did for me, and I think it's absolutely stunning. It was honored with four nominations in the Original Character Awards including the categories Seamless Slot-in, Best OC Lemon, and Most Believable OC, but I'm tickled pink that it won the Wish Fulfillment cat. You can see the winning banner for it here.

"I Will Love You" won the "Pop My Cherry" contest over on the TwiFics Contest blog, a what-if-Edward-came-back o/s. The winning banner for this, along with a video trailer.

I do have on more fic out there, but it hasn't been posted here yet because I wrote it as a collab for the Lustorium's "Pretty Porn Contest". It's entitled, "Play Me" and won 2nd place in both the judges and the public vote. You can find it over on their C2 here.

Finally, if you'll allow me, I want to just give a permanent shout-out here to my superb friend, Alexis Danaan. If it weren't for her, Second Chances would never have been posted.

Although I am gone from Twitter and my: (at)EdwardsChipper account, I still remember those old days with a smile, and miss...well you all know who you are.

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House of the Horde by Raggdolly reviews
Bella endures the dark side of LA. After being abducted and taken into the Hollywood Hills, she learns that humans are not at the top of the food chain. Can she escape or will she fall victim to a treacherous vampire? OOC/Dark Themes/No rape. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 37 - Words: 145,315 - Reviews: 2188 - Favs: 1,291 - Follows: 1,529 - Updated: 6/17/2014 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Plan - OUTTAKES by QuantumFizzx reviews
REMOVED. Thank you for your readership. Kept a few chapters up to explain why & share outtakes alter. Obsessed but unnoticed for over a year, she puts a plan in motion to catch the eye of the corner-office. That's her plan. Fate has another plan entirely
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,687 - Reviews: 19574 - Favs: 6,536 - Follows: 4,470 - Updated: 3/9/2014 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Tropic of Virgo by In.a.blue.bathrobe reviews
He's a young but jaded musician writing lyrics for his band, and she's a naive, frustrated poet looking to break out of her shell; their words collide online. What happens when they meet in high school, unaware of their literary connection?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 150,800 - Reviews: 20110 - Favs: 12,959 - Follows: 5,409 - Updated: 9/9/2013 - Published: 3/4/2009 - Complete
Dead Confederates by goldenmeadow reviews
Sultry, scary, Southern Gothic. A good ol' vamp with bad intentions, Eddie lives large as ever on the down-low, down South. Always under his skin, Bella's just sass in a frosty glass. **INSPIRED AWARDS WINNER Best Vampires & Best Bella** AU/M
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 38 - Words: 338,303 - Reviews: 1866 - Favs: 1,512 - Follows: 929 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
First & Ten by Nolebucgrl reviews
Bella Swan is an aspiring sports writer and her first big assignment is to interview the league's biggest, not to mention hottest, quarterback. Will Edward Cullen school her in the rules of the game or will she teach him a thing or two? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 375,555 - Reviews: 14867 - Favs: 9,203 - Follows: 5,305 - Updated: 3/30/2013 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Stigmata Tomato by BellaFlan reviews
Alert the Darwin Awards! Bella Swan, depressed and demented, nearly dies trying to kill herself & is shipped to Forks WA. Watch her update her facebook status and fall in love. WARNING: MA, very dark comedy. OOC w/ nod to canon , E/B some Jake , AH
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 41 - Words: 102,923 - Reviews: 3236 - Favs: 1,454 - Follows: 1,233 - Updated: 8/8/2012 - Published: 7/3/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Lions Eat Lambs by Raggdolly reviews
A camping expedition goes awry when Bella's friends disappear. While searching for them, she stumbles upon the manor of Edward Cullen, unaware that she is about to become a pawn in his dangerous game - a game she can't afford to lose. AU/OOC/V&H. Outtakes included.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,540 - Reviews: 700 - Favs: 871 - Follows: 493 - Updated: 7/5/2012 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Tangible Dichotomy by PerfectlyPersuasive reviews
Not everything makes sense to us at first, but sometimes, the paradoxes in life are exactly what we never knew we needed. When Jasper and Edward are thrown together, into a dorm room no less, who are they to deny the twisted logic of fate? AH/Slash.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 200,890 - Reviews: 3470 - Favs: 1,264 - Follows: 1,126 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Edward, Jasper - Complete
Taste of Innocence by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen longs to taste the blood of an innocent. He meets Bella Swan. Will desire for her override desire for her blood, or will he take both? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,044 - Reviews: 3415 - Favs: 2,559 - Follows: 1,316 - Updated: 1/26/2012 - Published: 9/30/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Downward Spiral by crmcneill reviews
Post-BD EU. Captured by the Volturi, Edward faces a nightmarish choice as Aro enacts a diabolical plan to break him. As Edward’s hold on his sanity weakens, only his memories of Bella help him stay strong as he faces the ultimate test.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 18,297 - Reviews: 237 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 203 - Updated: 12/23/2011 - Published: 11/14/2009 - Edward
Scintilla by GothicTemptress reviews
The temperature of our lives is first influenced by little sparks. If they're kindled, nurtured & encouraged, what fires can be ignited? A romance about activism, the humanitarian spirit within & the slow burn of a passion years in the making. It's an exploration of current events, global strife, African conflict minerals, social accountability & calibrating our moral compass.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 42 - Words: 107,391 - Reviews: 10208 - Favs: 930 - Follows: 652 - Updated: 12/21/2011 - Published: 2/17/2011 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Lethal to Virtue by TheBondGirls reviews
Agent Edward Cullen hears the thoughts of those around him except for new recruit Isabella Swan. Will they control their feelings and work as a team in order to bring down the dark and dirty world hiding in Forks? Will virtue give way to vice?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Crime - Chapters: 23 - Words: 100,915 - Reviews: 2754 - Favs: 1,654 - Follows: 1,807 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Edward, Bella
Lessons Unexpected by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Bella's life has been vampire free for 4 years and shes content with that. That is, until a vampire walks calmly back into her life. Can Bella accept the lessons life is trying to teach her? Or is her life to be dictated by her past?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 81,877 - Reviews: 1862 - Favs: 1,537 - Follows: 789 - Updated: 9/21/2011 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Bella, Jasper - Complete
Guardian by ChampagneAnyone reviews
Orphaned at 8, Bella Swan is placed in the care of her God Mother Esme Cullen. Heiress to Cullen Swan Enterprises, Bella grows up hero worshipping 17 year old joint heir, pseudo step brother and self appointed guardian Edward. ROMANCE ANGST DRAMA
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 101,776 - Reviews: 6892 - Favs: 5,543 - Follows: 6,291 - Updated: 9/19/2011 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Mystery of You by DivineInspiration reviews
Mystery writer Edward Cullen stumbles upon a mystery greater than the ones he writes: Isabella Swan. Life happens as he unravels the mystery. AU/AH. Canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 190,748 - Reviews: 1233 - Favs: 1,176 - Follows: 734 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
A Little Pizzazz by Alexis.Danaan reviews
Bella meets Edward. Edward is trying to be sneaky. Bella calls him the unabomber. Wuv, twoo wuv. Not a crackfic. Drabbles, AH, AU. One a day. Written for Chip, my home girl.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 15,078 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Control by VegaTenshi reviews
Jasper and Sage are best friends. Jasper wants more and must control his emotions, Sage just wants to control her own life, and her big brother Emmett wants to control everything. When others interfere, will they lose more than control? AH, OC, OOC.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 58 - Words: 303,949 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 6/5/2011 - Published: 9/28/2010 - Jasper - Complete
Awake in the Dark by Kitty Cullen-03 reviews
People came here for the thrill. They came for the unknown. They came for the pleasure. And it was my job to give it to them. Rated M for strong adult themes. AH/OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,004 - Reviews: 692 - Favs: 382 - Follows: 525 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Jasper
Confessions of a Serial Killer by SoapyMayhem reviews
HIATUS Edward is a hematologist by day and a serial killer by night. Sensing his dark tendencies at an early age, Carlisle molds Edward into a weapon for justice. Bella, a recovering alcoholic, wants to get to know the real Edward.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,499 - Reviews: 227 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 323 - Updated: 4/17/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Edward, Bella
If You Only Knew by ChiTwiGal reviews
Bella is a small town girl living in the big city. She will face life changing decisions. Will she choose wisely? If she chooses wrong, will she still be able to find love, happiness and peace? Yes, No, Maybe? A/H
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 70,111 - Reviews: 749 - Favs: 306 - Follows: 341 - Updated: 3/14/2011 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Bella, Edward
Flesh & Blood by JizzyHips reviews
Flesh and blood. That's what our lives had become. They consume the flesh, we consume the blood. Rated M for language, eventual lemons, and a fuckton of gore. Dark/AU Collab between HammerHips and JaspersIzzy
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Suspense - Chapters: 19 - Words: 44,808 - Reviews: 528 - Favs: 216 - Follows: 303 - Updated: 2/19/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Jasper, Bella
From the McCarty Files: The Poisoned Cup by javamomma0921 reviews
A FGB short story for HMonster4. Emmett is a PI with a history. Rose is accused of murder and comes to him for his help. Can he solve the mystery of the Poisoned Cup?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Suspense - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,379 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Emmett, Rosalie - Complete
Perilous Passion by The Clan of Redundancy Clan reviews
In the small town of Forks, no one is safe. Mostly because they're all dead. One woman all alone...for at least one scary minute. Crackfic of the highest degree. Procede with caution and a jacked-up sense of humor.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,484 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Bereit by GothicTemptress reviews
Faced with adversity, horror, pain, loss, love and hope, humanity bears the challenge of survival and the pursuit of happiness. Will Edek Cullenski and Izabela Swanda be ready for this journey? Based on my family's true story of surviving the Holocaust in war ravaged Poland and Germany during WW2. Honorable Mention Winner & Finalist for the 2010 Cherry Exchange One Shot Contest.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,066 - Reviews: 441 - Favs: 485 - Follows: 385 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stars by fngrdust reviews
They say you can't be everything to everyone, but she was everything to me. My best friend, my first kiss, my biggest love, my hardest fall. But what was I to her?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/27/2010 - Leah, Rosalie - Complete
Minuet in F you Major by LightHeartLoreli reviews
Dissonance: A chord that sounds incomplete until it resolves itself on a harmonious chord. Will calculating conductor Edward Cullen and spirited cellist Rosalie Hale write an adagio for love or a requiem for love lost? A FGB Novella for Team Cellolie.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 41,542 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Edward, Rosalie - Complete
Forbidden Desire by RosaBella75 reviews
AU-Human The Cullens are a breed apart:Sexual vegetarians in a world where casual sex is everywhere. Bella is an "Innocent" so off limits for deeper sexual intimacy. Roman-like orgy society. *F/F Lemon in 1st paragraph*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 45,968 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 360 - Follows: 451 - Updated: 10/10/2010 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Don't Drop the Soap by darkNnerdy reviews
A tale of a boy and his unordinary ways. A crackfic about love and loss. Beware! A fic wrote with love, dedicated to EdwardsChipper! Odd themes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,975 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Edward - Complete
The Blessing and the Curse by The Black Arrow reviews
By pretending she is falling for Edward, Bella is fulfilling Esme's dying wish. But sexy, possessive Edward can read her mind. Will she ever get into his? Can Bella forget the pain of her teenage years, and can she resist his relentless seduction? AH.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 140,448 - Reviews: 14193 - Favs: 15,097 - Follows: 8,249 - Updated: 9/10/2010 - Published: 5/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Comfortably Numb by The Clan of Redundancy Clan reviews
To understand how far one has come you have to know the road they have traveled. Journey through Jasper's life from childhood and beyond. M for rape, language and dark themes!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,047 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Jasper
Virginal Dominatrix of Love by The Clan of Redundancy Clan reviews
Edward meets his soul mate, Idreamofeddy! Started as a "What not to do in a lemon" exercise. CRACKFIC, LEMON! Rated M AH,AU,OOC and Original Character!
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,194 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Edward - Complete
I'm not an Angel by rmhale reviews
Jasper's eye is caught by the beautiful raven-haired boy across the room. In a world of music, sex and perpetual travel...is there room for anything or anyone else? When is comfortable not enough anymore? O/S
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,105 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Edward, Jasper
How to Win Back the Love of Your Existence by Missypooh reviews
It's 4 years after Edward leaves Bella. There are no werewolves. Bella & Jake were never more than friends. Bella has grown up, graduated from College, has a boyfriend & is moving back to Seattle to attend Law School when her path crosses Edward's. EPOV
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 47 - Words: 124,122 - Reviews: 3527 - Favs: 1,938 - Follows: 972 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Bad Girlfriend by Nolebucgrl reviews
FGB Collab With InfinityPoet. Based on the song Bad Girlfriend. Possessiveward & Teasella. What happens when Bella pushes Edwards buttons by flirting with other men? Rated M.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,972 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 112 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Stealing Home by Nolebucgrl reviews
Edward Cullen is hot shot baseball player in a bit of a slump. Bella Swan is the girl that he couldn't have long ago and now she's his new owner and he can't have her again. Will he walk away or swing for the fences?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 20,278 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 831 - Follows: 503 - Updated: 6/22/2010 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Touch of Magic by His Sparklyness reviews
What happens when an unstoppable force meets an immovable object? Can Fire coexist with Water? Do opposites really attract? A tale of Fire, Water, Air, Earth and passion. Edward like you've never seen him before. ExB M for citrus.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,650 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 6/2/2010 - Published: 1/9/2010 - Bella, Edward
Doin' Dracula by wantmywifeback reviews
Edward is a real vampire in this story. Please abide by guidelines for adult content readership. I do not encourage under-age readers. Please read my profile for update on search for wife.
Crossover - Dracula & Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 672 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/1/2010 - Complete
The Doll House by Kambria Rain reviews
We were all going to die. I used to be an optimistic person, but that went out the window as soon as the hot mountain man decided we were going to hunt the hunters. AH. Warning: So far, there are minor character deaths, and Edward's a little scary.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 15 - Words: 43,019 - Reviews: 1294 - Favs: 1,494 - Follows: 442 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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Second Chances reviews
She happens to be stuck on the side of the road, car engine smoking. He happens to be driving back from a conference. Can an accidental meeting really mean a second chance at happiness? Or . . . not?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 32 - Words: 230,853 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 7/22/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Charlie S.
Of Swans and Silence reviews
To most, Bella Swan is the image of the quintessential businesswoman. But buried deep behind a thick skin and designer clothes, she hides secrets both inside and outside the office. Until she loses a promotion, and gets a new boss. Re-edit.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 13 - Words: 87,874 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 1/9/2012 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Bella
The Sacrifice reviews
Winner of The Softer Side of Villainy Contest. She is a mystery to him. He holds the key to her Love, her life. He must understand. She must find a way. A VERY different alternate ending to BD.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,321 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 6 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Aro, Esme - Complete
I Will Love You reviews
Winner of the Pop the Cherry Contest: Edward ponders the consequences of his decision watching Bella get ready for a date with Jacob, while Bella listens to a song that brings both recent memories & those struggling to remain forgotten, to the forefront.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,727 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
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