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Yes. Right. Simply imagine interesting stuff about me here. That I'll write soon. Maybe.

...short (because I'm still unmotivated and will do this properly some other time. really.) update: I'm not a native english speaker and sometimes may have trouble finding the right words... in any language really. I kind of fail at those. Although I'm still puzzling over how you can un-learn your own mother-tongue... (brain, you suck.) I will however notice your mistakes, no worries about that.

I'm also pretty bad at remembering things. Names, faces, things, the past, things I'm still supposed to do, you name it... (I can, however, remember the number needed to unlock a secret folder that's mentioned once in the whole movie.)

I love dragons. Always have, always will.

I love drawing. Maybe I'll manage to make a living out of it. Either that or I'll have to bother my sis a bit longer than originally planned.

I love playing games. Small and old, indie, amazing new AAA-titles, puzzle, everything I'm able to get my fingers on, really. (And I have so many games I still need to play but can't because I have no time!)

I fail at time management, btw.

I heavily dislike making decisions.

I'm also wondering if i shouldn't rather continue being lazy instead of writing this here since i somehow doubt anyone'll ever read this... if you are - why? obviously boring list about random internet-person is boring... I'll be quiet now. It's 4 am and I have enough sleep problems as it is... 'll go to bed now... good night and have a nice day, you're all wonderful...

Some "serious" (cough) stuff; things that bug me in stories ('I' -> my opinion. My own. I'm allowed to have one. I know that for a fact. I think...):

OCs. Definitely not always - there are some that are needed (e.g. a villain or a random person divulging important information or whatever). However... you know, I read fanfiction for a reason. I like some character from some show or book or whatever, but there's no more canon stuff, but I'd like to read more about him and see what others see in his character and how they think he'd react in certain situations and all that yadda yadda. So i come here. I do not however come to this site to read about Miss Mary-Sue "not-a-Mary-sue" being badass/perfect/"not-perfect"-and-struggling-through-life. And even if someone managed to write a really relatable, nice character... I'm still not interested in their lives. I'm sorry. (Although there are still always exceptions!)

next; clichés. Come on, think of something new and don't use the same old ideas over and over. When I can predict the whole storyline just by reading a summary, i tend to kind of lose interest pretty soon. No matter if it's Horror, Romance, Friendship, Angst, as long as it's new = interesting (I use that word way too often, but really; what will make me curious? Only something that's new and I want to get to know more about, which can't happen if I've read the same thing a hundred times already).

no real plot (sometimes). Cliché's little evil sister *shudder*. It can actually be good, when it's not the intention of the author to have a real storyline in the first place, maybe because they're focusing on really awesome dialogue or only one specific situation or something like that - doesn't need a plot and can still be really deep/funny/emotional/... but well, you get my point...

missing logic. Can happen, I don't mind some unexplained things here and there, but if the solution's already there and the protagonists/antogonists/whoever does something completely random or stupid just because of *reasons* - aaaargh. This frustrates me way too much :D

Also, if a story is inconsistent. You even get to make the rules, at least stick to them.

OOC-ness. Sometimes I can stand it, sometimes it's really hilarious - I've read crack stories that had me laughing for hours - , and I understand that often it's not even possible to keep a character IC simply because we have no way of knowing how they'd react. However when their reaction contradicts their actions from the canon or someone from a story has nothing in common with the character I like (except for name and looks maybe), then, once more, I'm wondering why am I reading that in the first place again...?

and of course stuff like "I'll only update if i get XXX reviews!". people will review if they like what you write, and that's it. The authors with the most reviews never do these kind of things anyways, what gives the idea that it will suddenly make you famous? Aren't you writing because you have fun doing it and like sharing your work? No? Well...

BUT even though i may not like these kind of stories, I DON'T flame. If I read the story and don't like it, I either tell the author neutrally why exactly I didn't like it, so the person can, if they want to, do it differently the next time, or I simply click back and search for a different story. But telling someone that their work plain sucks is pretty lame, don't you think?

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Harry the Hufflepuff by BajaB reviews
Luckily, lazy came up in Petunia's tirades slightly more often than freak, otherwise, this could have been a very different story. AU. Not your usual Hufflepuff!Harry story.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 29,176 - Reviews: 1257 - Favs: 5,544 - Follows: 1,782 - Updated: 1/7 - Published: 11/10/2010 - Harry P. - Complete
The Dark Souls Poem by MattheJ1 reviews
The entire Dark Souls experience summed up in twenty lines.
Dark Souls - Rated: T - English - Humor/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 311 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 8/4/2014 - Published: 1/9/2013 - Complete
The Danger of Touch by Ambrel reviews
Men die because of touch. How else could you kill a man? The touch of a blade, the touch of magic, the touch of poison. Touch causes pain. The good slave – that is, the smart slave – learns very early on to find any way to avoid the touch of a master.
Dragon Age - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 29,882 - Reviews: 174 - Favs: 199 - Follows: 285 - Updated: 7/31/2014 - Published: 3/24/2011 - [Fenris, Hawke (F)]
Winter of the Willows by ForeverFalling86 reviews
A disturbance is detected in the world of the living and when sent to investigate Hitsugaya is once again dragged into the wizarding world and finds himself enlisted to fight a war that is not his own. This time the Dementors are the least of his problems
Crossover - Harry Potter & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 80,182 - Reviews: 1271 - Favs: 903 - Follows: 1,243 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 2/26/2010
Catnip by vividdecadence reviews
Ambushed by the Marines and forced to work together, Trafalgar Law and Eustass Kid need to face teamwork and strange feelings. Kid x Law, Killer x Penguin.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 21,394 - Reviews: 189 - Favs: 265 - Follows: 371 - Updated: 9/8/2013 - Published: 4/11/2011 - E. Kidd, T. Law
The Supernova Eleven by Phalanx reviews
In any other reality, they would have been called the Eleven Supernovas, and each of them would be notorious in their own right. In THIS reality however, they would come together under the same captain, be part of the same crew: The Straw-Hat Pirates. AU
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 8 - Words: 56,430 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 1,057 - Follows: 1,083 - Updated: 8/20/2013 - Published: 10/10/2010 - J. Bonney, T. Law, X Drake, Eleven Supernovas
Marie D Suesse And The Mystery New Pirate Age! by Phalanx reviews
A girl from the real world falls into the One Piece world and finds herself on the Thousand Sunny. But why is the ship deserted? What happened to the crew? And how do Trafalgar Law, the Heart Pirates, and the so-called Pirate Queen factor in all of this? A contemplative, comprehensive take on OCs, Mary Sues and their parodies, all deconstructed with a macabre twist. Not a bashfic!
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Horror - Chapters: 34 - Words: 134,267 - Reviews: 785 - Favs: 547 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 6/16/2013 - Published: 9/16/2010 - T. Law, Straw Hats P., Heart P., Eleven Supernovas - Complete
My Nephew Harry by Lucillia reviews
During the two months she had watched her eight year-old nephews, Marge Dursley discovered that Petunia was a pathological liar, Vernon had somehow been brainwashed by that no good b***h, Dudley was the spawn of Satan, and Harry was actually a good kid.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 15 - Words: 21,044 - Reviews: 1003 - Favs: 2,910 - Follows: 2,591 - Updated: 8/25/2012 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Marge D., Harry P. - Complete
Games the Team Play by Harkpad reviews
Friendship fic. Hanging out at Stark Tower leads to playing games. No, really. Games like Monopoly, cards, and even Tiddlywinks. The effects of these games reach outside the tower, though. Team building occurs.
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,989 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 274 - Follows: 30 - Published: 5/15/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R. - Complete
Humor in Irony, Among Other Things by JuxtaposedAlbatross reviews
"It was surreal; a dying Red Hood offering comfort to a lamenting Nightwing in a dingy back alley of Gotham. Comedic, almost, and Jason pondered not for the first time that night when exactly he had lost a grip on everything." Dick/Jason, if you squint.
Batman: Under the Red Hood - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,708 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/6/2012 - Jason Todd, Richard Grayson - Complete
Uninvited Guests by Moczo reviews
It began so simply. The 11th Division lost their barracks, and decided to move next door to bunk with the 10th Division. Surely such an ordinary beginning couldn't draw the entire Soul Society down into an ever-escalating spiral of chaos. Right?
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 138,240 - Reviews: 1837 - Favs: 2,153 - Follows: 1,004 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 4/23/2007 - T. Hitsugaya, R. Matsumoto - Complete
Voom by TheHummingbirdMoth reviews
Asgardians had achieved eternal life and interdimensional portals, why the hell didn't they have cars? Iron Man crossover.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2011 - Complete
Professor Layton and the Rewound Repercussions by ThinkingCAPSLOCK reviews
The professor visits Legal after the events of Unwound Future. SPOILERS FOR THE THIRD GAME.
Professor Layton - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 20 - Words: 14,729 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/14/2010 - H. Layton, Clive/Klaus - Complete
The Problem With Zuko by AvocadoLove reviews
When Prince Lu Ten returns with the Avatar and his Water Tribe companions in chains, Zuko is put in charge of their imprisonment. But things are not what they seem, both with the child Avatar and his own family. And soon, he will have a decision to make.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K - English - Drama/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 26,298 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 1,032 - Follows: 134 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Zuko - Complete
From America with Love by last letter reviews
Dear Russia, you suck.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 72,309 - Reviews: 522 - Favs: 703 - Follows: 556 - Updated: 7/22/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - America, Russia
Shambles by Pumpkin Zucchini reviews
Law and Robin mess with everyone for laughs. LawxRobin for Demon Guard666.
One Piece - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 17 - Published: 7/4/2010 - T. Law, Robin - Complete
Oh God Not Again! by Sarah1281 reviews
So maybe everything didn't work out perfectly for Harry. Still, most of his friends survived, he'd gotten married, and was about to become a father. If only he'd have stayed away from the Veil, he wouldn't have had to go back and do everything AGAIN.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 50 - Words: 162,639 - Reviews: 10478 - Favs: 13,273 - Follows: 5,417 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/13/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Love That Transcends Time by YamiMisao reviews
Dragged to the future by some odd twist of fate, Thief King Bakura and Pharaoh Atemu run into each other's future selves. Pairings: [Thief King Bakura x Yami Yuugi], [Pharaoh Atemu x Yami Bakura]
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 52,231 - Reviews: 265 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 6/19/2009 - Published: 2/10/2005 - Yami Bakura, Yami Yūgi
Inherit the Wind by Crumpled Piece Of Paper reviews
It was stupid, a love doomed from the start. It should have never worked...We didn't need the pain. But I couldn't leave you...I couldn't let you die. Casteshipping PharaohxThief
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,886 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 5/5/2009 - Published: 11/25/2006 - Atem, Thief Bakura
Once More With Feeling by Aleia15 reviews
Sanji is given a second chance to set things right. And a third. And a fourth…
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,424 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 363 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 4/8/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Sanji, Zoro - Complete
A Little Push by KayosHybrid reviews
Joker's sanity has never been rocksolid, but what happens when he gets an unexpected tormentor? Complete
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,768 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 1/18/2009 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Joker, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
InJustice For All :How It Really Happened: by sabrinaw reviews
We all know that Batman was captured by the Lex Luthor and the lot. But what we *don't* know, is what *really* happened. See, this is why Batman doesn't smile. It doesn't do anything but get him into trouble...
Justice League - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,323 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 38 - Published: 2/3/2008 - Bruce W./Batman, Clark K./Kal-El/Superman - Complete
Shout at the Devil 3 by Koneko Cain reviews
Conversations in the kitchen about Bakura's crazy, and failed attempts at being romantic without the cliches. SetoBakura, MalikOtogi MarikRyou. One shot sequel to SatD 2.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,130 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/29/2007 - Yami Bakura, S. Kaiba - Complete
Traitors' Bond by theunknownvoice reviews
She thought she understood all the Robins. Then she met him.
Batman - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,994 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 125 - Follows: 13 - Published: 12/25/2006 - Cassandra C., Jason T./Red Hood - Complete
Piano Man and Church Boy by firefly reviews
Hidan and Itachi have to work together to assassinate their target, and due to circumstaces beyond their control, have to crash a wedding to do so.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,924 - Reviews: 649 - Favs: 1,828 - Follows: 175 - Published: 12/5/2006 - Hidan, Itachi U. - Complete
Angel by StormDancer reviews
Ever wondered what the kindapped and the kidnapper do to pass the time until the heroes come? What they talk about? ONESHOT
Teen Titans - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,095 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/5/2006 - Raven, Red-X - Complete
Impact by Fire Tears reviews
"Can't save me, hero." Red X has fallen.
Teen Titans - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,881 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 17 - Published: 9/23/2006 - Red-X, Robin - Complete
By the Sword by peroxidepest17 reviews
The Eleventh Division’s 20 rules of living and dying like a thug.
Bleach - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 1,983 - Follows: 185 - Published: 7/23/2006 - K. Zaraki - Complete
In Vino Veritas by Rashaka reviews
working title It was a bright, cheerful morning at the village market, and Katara had money to spend. Unfortunately, destiny had other ideas.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,855 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 48 - Published: 1/22/2006 - Katara, Zuko
Birth of a Name by nonjon reviews
COMPLETE. OneShot. 1943. A Slytherin prefect on the brink of a series of lifechanging events, needs to settle on a secret identity that will inspire fear in the hearts of the weak... You didn’t think 'I am Lord Voldemort' was his first choice, did you?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,535 - Reviews: 489 - Favs: 1,664 - Follows: 239 - Published: 10/15/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2666 - Favs: 6,395 - Follows: 421 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
Bakura vs Furball by Borath reviews
Bakura gets a hamster. It turns into WAR. Rated for exessive swearing on Bakura's part. Much Bakurabashing here so beware. He has a v.low IQ in this fic...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,041 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/26/2002 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Yami Bakura - Complete
Severus Snape and the SexEd Snafu by Grindylowe reviews
If you're going to read this, for the love of God do it safely.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,457 - Reviews: 278 - Favs: 393 - Follows: 38 - Published: 10/31/2001 - Severus S. - Complete