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Author has written 5 stories for Team Fortress 2, Invader Zim, and Left 4 Dead.

im a teenage readaholic with WAY too much time on my hands and an obsession with team fortress two, zombies, reading, and dragons. i believe the end of the world will be because the government screwed something up and released the zombie virus.

Dear parents,

Jasmine was in a relationship with a dirty homeless boy named aladdin. Snow white lived alone with seven men. Pinnochio was a liar. Robin hood was a theif. Tarzan walked around without any clothes on. A stranger kissed sleeping beauty and she married him. Cinderella lied and snuck out at night to attend a party.

Sincerly, It's not our fault, it's how you raised us.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.(Tis Called krazyville)

If you can read this message, you are blessed, because over two billion people in the world cannot read at all:
I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the frist and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling was ipmorantt! Tahts so cool! If you could read that put it in your profile!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

If you agree that rum is for drinking, not burning, copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, why aren't two mooses meese, or if two foots are feet, why arn't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this and put it in your profile

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the tv. copy this onto your profile

92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile. (gaara :3)

93 percent of American teens would have a severe emotional breakdown if someone called them a freak. If you're a part of the 7 percent who would ask the person, "What was your first clue?", copy this into your profile

98 percent of American teens have turned to rap music. If you are part of the 2 percent that still rock out copy and paste this into your profile.

If you and/or your best friend is insane, copy and paste this into your profile.

99 of the teenage population thinks that raver kids and rivetheads are weird, but if you are part of the 1 that love fucking techno music, copy and paste this on your profile

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything, copy this into your profile

YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF...
You talk to yourself a lot. (eg. Hmm, what would happen if it was sunny the day Bella got hit by the van? Oh, story idea!! Must get computer!)
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (eg. "Why do i constantly ask myself random things?")
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (eg. "Have you ever notice that deliver could mean someone's liver?")
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in you hand with awe and say, "Wow, this stuff is great for sugar highs..."
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
You're e-mails tend to be pages long and incredible random.
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
People think you have ADD.
You have ADD.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason.
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
-(copy that into you're profile if you fit one or more of the descriptions)-

If you have ever missed your mouth when trying to take a sip of water, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you actually take the time to read copy and pastes, copy this onto your profile.

If you should be doing homework right now, copy this into your profile.

If you probably need a life but have no intentions of getting one, put it on your profile.

If you hear the voices of characters in your head, put this onto your profile.

If you get way to excited for books, movies, ect. to come out, copy this into your profile

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile.

If you wished you could either own or star in primeval copy and paste this onto your profile

If you've ever been in love with more than 1 person at one time copy and paste this onto your profile

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you have ever walked into a room then forgot what you were doing, then started walking away and remembered copy this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have a enemy copy and paste this on to your profile

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word, and you do so at random moments, copy and paste this in you're profile.

If you've ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you have just two reviews, paste this into your profile.

If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this into your profile

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile

If you have ever cried when your favorite character in a movie, T.V show, or book died, copy and paste this into your profile.

Ninty-eight percent of teenagers have tried smoking pot. If you are one of the two percent, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you don't watch Laguna Beach, the O.C. or the Hills religiously, never have, never will, copy and paste this onto your profile

If someone has ever called you weird, copy and paste this to your profile.

Chocolate chip cookies are yummy! If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you've ever wondered what you are like in another dimension, copy and paste this in your profile

You know when you live in 2010 when...

1.) You accidentaly enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don't have a screenname or Myspace

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends...

5.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly. Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

9.) ...and you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number

20 Ways To Maintain A Healthy Level Of Insanity

1. At Lunch Time , Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.

4. Put Your Garbage Can On Your Desk And Label it " In".

5. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks Once Everyone has Gotten Over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.

6. In The Memo Field Of All Your Checks , Write "For Smuggling Diamonds".

7. Finish All Your sentences with "In Accordance With The Prophecy".

8. Don't use any punctuation.

9. As Often As Possible, Skip Rather Than Walk.

10. Order a Diet Water when ever you go out to eat, with a serious face.

11. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is "To Go".

12. Sing Along At The Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital. And Ask Why The Poems Don't Rhyme?

14. Put Mosquito Netting Around Your Work Area and Play tropical Sounds All Day.

15. Five Days In Advance, Tell Your Friends You Can't Attend Their Party Because You're Not In the Mood.

16. Have Your Co-workers Address You By Your Wrestling Name, Rock Bottom.

17. When The Money Comes Out The ATM, Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving The Zoo, Start Running Towards The Parking lot, Yelling "Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, "Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go."

20. And The Final Way To Keep A Healthy Level Of Insanity is to copy and paste this to your profile

My Favorite Funny Sayings/Quotes

You have the right to remain silent. Anything else you say will be misquoted, then used against you.

An optimist is someone who falls off the Empire State Building, and after 50 floors says, "So far, so good!"

You can't have EVERYTHING ... where would you put it??

Join the army! Visit exotic places! Meet strange people! ... Then kill them.

Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.

Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she will take it anyway.

Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job to others.

It's funny when people discuss Love Marriage vs Arranged. It's like asking someone, if suicide is better or being murdered.

What you call dog with no legs? Don't matter what you call him, he ain't gonna come.

The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.

Everything has its beauty, but not everyone sees it.

A consultant is someone who takes a subject you understand and makes it sound confusing.

A day without sunshine is like ... well, night.

If you can't live without me, why aren't you dead yet?

Love your enemies. It'll make them crazy.

Out of my mind. Be back in five minutes.

I'd like to help you out. Which way did you come in

I am so clever sometime i don't understand a single word I'm saying

Dogs have owners, cats have staff

Don't steal, the IRS hates competition

If you wish to live wisely, ignore sayings including this one.

How to Annoy People in Public Bathrooms

Cheer and clap loudly everytime someone breaks the silence with a bodily function noise.

Drop a marble and exclaim, "Agh, my glass eye!"

Grunt and strain real loud for 30 seconds, and then drop a cantalope into the toilet bowl from a height of 6 feet. Sigh relaxingly.

Say, "Boy, that sure looks like a maggot."

Say, "Now how did that get in there?"

Using a small squeeze tube, spread penut butter on a wad of toilet paper and drop the wad under the stall of your neighbor. Then ask, "Whoops, could you kick that back over here please?"

How to Annoy People in the Elevator

Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them. Press the wrong ones.

Ask, "Did you hear that cable-snapping sound?"

Bet the other passengers that you can fit a quarter in your nose.

Bring a chair along.

Grin at a passenger for a while, and then announce, "I've got new socks on!"

Have a picnic.

Introduce yourself as Ochenga-Wangaa, the Great Chief, and begin telling stories of your native island.

Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside down.

Play patty-cake ... with the door.

Preach about the end of the world.

Pretend you're dead and collapse on the elevator floor.

Sing: "I know a song that gets on everybody's nerve's, everybody's nerves, everybody's nerves. I know a song that gets on everybody's nerves and it goes like this!"

Stare at your thumb and say, "I think it's getting larger."

Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger, "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

Tell the other passengers not to worry. The bomb won't go off for at least another two minutes.

When the elevator door closes, bang on them, screaming, "LET ME OUT!"

How to Annoy the Pizza Guy

Call to complain about service. Later, call again to say that you were drunk and didn't mean it.

Doze off in the middle of the order, catch yourself, and say, "Where was I? Who are you?"

Have your pizza "shaken, not stirred".

Learn the topping codes or abbreviations and use them instead of their real names. (Ex: pp instead of pepperoni).

Move the mouthpiece farther and farther from your lips as you speak. When the call ends, jerk the mouthpiece back into place and scream "GOODBYE!" at the top of your lungs.

Pretend that you were trying to call 911. When they tell you that you have the wrong number say, "Oh well", and start to order. In the middle of your order stop and begin to panic, yelling, “IT’S ABOUT TO BLOW!” and hang up.

Pretend you're flying a jet fighter in the Gulf War while ordering.

Rent a pizza.

When the order is repeated, change it slightly. When it is repeated again, change it again. On the third time, say, "You just don't get it, do you?"

How to Annoy People on an Airplane

Ask the guy next to you to hold your dentures (senior citizens only).

Bring a cellular phone. Call God. Say, "The reception is much clearer up here..."

Call the stewardess "nurse".

Decorate. Bring a scatter rug and tiny draperies. Hang a "Home Sweet Home" plaque on the back of the seat in front of you. Invite your fellow passengers in for tea.

Explain how, one time, the plane was crashing and the oxygen masks didn't come out, 'cause they aren't really reliable, and that if the plane was to crash, everyone would die.

Fiddle around with the emergency exit, then ask a fellow passenger if he has a crowbar.

Go into the bathroom, drop your pants, then come out, yelling "We're out of toilet paper! Stewardess!"

Say, "Did you know every time a plane crashes, an angel gets its wings?" Then sigh and stare dreamily into the clouds.

Start singing the Shari Lewis theme, "This is the song that never ends, it just goes on and on my friends, some people started singing it not knowing what it was, and they'll continue singing it forever just because, this is the song that never ends..." Suddenly realize that you can never stop singing. Become very panicky. Scribble "Help me" on a piece of paper and hand it to the person sitting next to you. Claw at your throat and thrash around in the seat. Never stop singing.

Try to lead plane in song "Oh I wish I was an Oscar Myer Weiner".

How to Annoy People at a Funeral

Ask someone to take a snapshot of you shaking hands with the deceased.

At the cemetery take bets on how long it takes a body to decompose.

Punch the body and tell people that he hit you first.

Toss a handful of cooked rice on the deceased and scream, "MAGGOTS! MAGGOTS!" and pretend to faint.

Walk around tellin' people that you've seen the will and that they're not in it.

How to Annoy People at the Movie Theater

Before the movie starts, tape farrt cusions to various chairs in the theater room.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts of the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Sit in the front row. The minute the movie starts, run out screaming.

Tell the man-selling-popcorn that the bathrooms are flooding.

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

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FAKE FRIENDS: Never ask for food.
REAL FRIENDS: Are the reason you have no food.

FAKE FRIENDS: Call your parents Mr/Mrs.
REAL FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD/MOM.

FAKE FRIENDS: Bail you out of jail and tell you what you did was wrong.
REAL FRIENDS: Will sit next to you saying “Damn, that was some fun shit!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Never seen you cry.
REAL FRIENDS: Kick the ass of whatever made you cry.

FAKE FRIENDS: Borrow your stuff for a few days then give it back.
REAL FRIENDS: Keep your junk so long they forget its yours.

FAKE FRIENDS: Know a few things about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Can write a book about you, with direct quotes from you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will knock on your front door.
REAL FRIENDS: Walk right in and say “I’M HOME!”

FAKE FRIENDS: Are for awhile.
REAL FRIENDS: Are for life.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will take your drink away when they think you’ve had enough.
REAL FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place and say “Come on, drink the rest of that, you know we don’t waste.”

FAKE FRIENDS: Will talk shit to the person who talks shit about you.
REAL FRIENDS: Will kick their ass to hell and out!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say they are too busy to listen to your problems, but when it comes to them they expect you to have all the time in the world.
REAL FRIENDS: Not only kick everything out of their schedule to listen to whats wrong, but help come up with the most vindictive plans to make you feel a whole lot better!

FAKE FRIENDS: Say no when you want to talk to them at odd hours of the night, or even just hang out at odd hours.
REAL FRIENDS: Talk on the phone or come right over and hang out with you, until you either fall asleep, or kick them out.

FAKE FRIENDS: Will ignore this
REAL FRIENDS: Will repost it

This dog, is dog, a dog, good dog, way dog, to dog,

Keep dog, an dog, idiot dog, busy dog, for dog, 20 dog,

Seconds dog.

Now read without the word DOG

Cow cow

say cow

Idiot cow

This cow

Made cow

I cow

Times cow

Many cow

How cow

Look cow

Read the second word of each line.

Read the first word of each line starting at the *BOTTOM*

READ ALOUD

Read this aloud

ICE

BANK

MYSELF

I am sofa king we todd did.

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian. I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.

I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights. We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.

I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.

I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.

I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.

We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.

I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.

I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.

I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.

I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.

I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.

I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.

I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.

I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.

I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.

I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.

Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it

I love Jeff Dunham :D

i like pie.

That iz all.

krazy kitty out.

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Watcher by skipperxotter reviews
Do you see my shadow? The shadow of an invisible man? Ah...dear Medic, don't cry, I'll make everything better. Stalker!Spy Cutter!Medic. rated M for a reason. Slash, dark themes. RED Spy/BLU Medic
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Suspense - Chapters: 14 - Words: 9,738 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 9/19/2014 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Spy, Medic
Retaining Sanity by justmica reviews
In the middle of a world gone to hell, left alone and left for dead, how do you retain the only thing left to you that makes you human - your sanity? OCxHunter
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 144,271 - Reviews: 294 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 4/24/2014 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Hunter, Smoker, OC
We're Gonna Get Those Bastards by Agent47Rulz reviews
Join in the adventures of Hunter, Smoker, Boomer, Tank, and Witch as they try to stop the survivors from leaving the city and maintain a good home life too. Chapter 15: They survived, now they're just going to have to survive each other if they want to make it out of the city in time.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 42,791 - Reviews: 209 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 2/13/2014 - Published: 9/21/2009 - Boomer, Hunter, Smoker, Witch
Of Shadows and Silver by kronosdragon reviews
In the years before the feud between red and blue began, there was another war that raged on the battlefields of 2Fort, a war that was kept secret from the outside world. Two factions, Silver and Shadow, fought for more than just the intelligence...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 6 - Words: 27,266 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/29/2013 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Pyro - Complete
This is Our Town by Akikazemoon reviews
Sequel to The New Kids in Town! "This place is ours. We're going to protect it...or we're going to die trying." Action and romance this time around! Hunter x OC, Smoker x OC, and Witch x OC, among other pairings. Not accepting any more OCs!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 76,959 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/22/2013 - Published: 7/14/2010
Early Breakfast by Breech Loader reviews
The RED Heavy gets up for an early Sandvich. But it turns out that the RED Medic is always an early riser. Well... somebody's got to feed the Flock... Turns out Medic's really not as chilly as she pretends to be though. She likes breakfasting with large men, and sharing, and being spontaneous... Heavy/Fem!Medic. One-Shot!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,281 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/18/2012 - Heavy, Medic - Complete
Tangled by SereneMelodies reviews
Sanji always manages to appear strong, but he can't help but to think that he's constantly falling behind. So when Sanji and Zoro get separated from the rest of the crew, he thinks he's finally found the chance to prove himself, only to realize his actions have some unexpected consequences. Contains romance, humor, hurt/comfort, angst. M for later chapters. HIATUS.
One Piece - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 35,267 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 125 - Updated: 8/12/2012 - Published: 7/14/2012 - Zoro, Sanji
Voyeur Scout by Roxal reviews
Scout ain't gay, he just likes to watch. Warnings: Sexual situations. Status: One-shot. MedicHeavy
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 930 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Medic, Heavy - Complete
Devour by the-voiceless reviews
Your a girl living in 2011. What happens when your suddenly sucked into a world where Zeus and other gods exist? What happens when the Lord of the Underworld falls dangerously in love with you? Let's find out!
Clash of the Titans, 2010 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 21 - Words: 78,023 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 2/14/2012 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Hades - Complete
The Blossoming of Jessamine by Irwaen reviews
A story based after the first Poison Diaries book about Jessamine and how she changes. Note. Rating changed due to slightly more adult content in the later chapters
Poison Diaries - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,897 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 12/30/2011 - Published: 5/27/2011 - Jessamine L., Oleander - Complete
7 days of Lockdown by sneekymagee reviews
He was trained to deal with the insanity of war, not the insanity of a woman scorned. Scout/Femsniper Rated for Strong language and violence
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 26,591 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 10/7/2011 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Scout
My Friend, The Hacker (Discontinued) by MzLuluZombie reviews
What happens when you put all of the other Special Infected with my own little Special Infected OC? Chaos… and gum chewing. Rated for language, possible gore and 'cause the game's an 18.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Horror - Chapters: 16 - Words: 30,215 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 7/28/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - [Hunter, Witch] Smoker, OC
Smoke and Mirrors by RocketLawnchair reviews
They were secrets from eachother, some held their identity closer than others. The Spy was one of them. Pyro was the other, and truth be told Pyro was a little better at it. So who exactly IS the Pyro? Fem!Pyro
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 15 - Words: 27,066 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 7/6/2011 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Spy, Pyro
La Fille de L'équipe ROUGE by Euphoric Lolita reviews
A college track-rat and online gamer, Lily lets her obsession with Team Fortress 2 go a little too far. Transported to the RED Team's base, Lily will have to fight to win the trust, friendship, and affection of her comrades to get herself back home. R&R!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 25,467 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2010
Fortress Manhattan by Flygon Pirate reviews
Sequel to POTF. Nicole is back home in New York City. Everything was back to normal, until the RED Team and the BLU Spy come over for a visit. To make things more of a mess, the RED Spy and TentaSpy return with different plots in mind for her.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 62 - Words: 140,970 - Reviews: 497 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Complete
Tears on the dawn by Mr. Cuddles reviews
A witch begins to develope feelings for a human survivor. That isn't possible for a zombie, right? Rated T for violence
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,856 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 5/8/2011 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Witch
His Name Was Draco Malfoy by mountain ash reviews
Draco Malfoy is sent by the Dark Lord to kill Hermione Granger, but something unexpected happens, leaving Draco uncapable of completing his task. Dramione!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,594 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 1/8/2011 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Left Together by ZoeyinMay reviews
What happens when the first four run into the other four? Mostly Zoey POV. Maybe ZoeyXFrancis...Maybe ZoeyXEllis? Rated M for later Chapters.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 10 - Words: 20,736 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Zoey, Francis
The pale goddess by mortul reviews
the surviors find a safehouse with Graffiti talking about a pale woman helping surviors and killing infected. just who is she? OCXsomeone maybe. rated M for ...you'll see. NEW: i'm now in second life using kaida as my avatar. more info inside
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,645 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 1/31/2011 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Witch
God is in a Spark by Dr. Valkyrie reviews
It all starts with a house fire.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 291 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 1/25/2011 - Pyro - Complete
Gentlemen? by Bloodra reviews
Based off a female's Spy's POV. Replacing the previous RED Spy, a Fem-Spy takes his place. No woman has ever joined the ongoing war between RED and BLU. The female Spy knows she'll need to make an effort to gain her team's respect. Twists in later chaps
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 47,869 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 4/19/2010 - Spy
Wishing You Were Him by TheUnsigned reviews
The RED Spy can imagine that you, a young college student are infatuated with him, but really it's the woman next door you're after. You/ScoutMa, Fem/Fem.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 17,237 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Spy
Sparking by Schilcote reviews
As a malfunctioning teleporter signals doom at the hands of an extradimensional eldritch being, the Engineer calls for help from beyond the stars. Read Rate, Review, etc...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,428 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 1/5/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010 - Engineer
Eight Ways to Die by Goddess Trinity reviews
RED Spy had told his team to not bring any harm upon his step-daughter, Sherry, who is on the BLU Team. What would happen if they didn't listen to him? Here are the deaths of Sherry from eight of the nine members. For mature audiences only!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,737 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 8/10/2010
THE DOCTOR'S OFFICE by Cassandra Grass reviews
Scout is badly injured and needs the Medic's help. Long story short, he gets more than he bargained for.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,013 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Scout, Medic - Complete
Fix You by Meg The Maggot reviews
The Engineer only accepted the job with RED because he needed the money. He found a kindred spirit in the BLU Pyro, but their conflicting loyalties and priorities lead to disaster. Title shamelessly stolen from Coldplay. Contains one-sided man love.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,708 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/2/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Engineer, Pyro
Pen Pals V2 by PrincessofDarkness11 reviews
Hermione has agreed to participate in an anonymous penpal program and who but Draco could have been chosen as her partner? With plenty of drama, humor, intrigue, and double agent work, their lives are about to get much more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 17,602 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 11/25/2010 - Published: 8/12/2010 - Draco M., Hermione G.
The Right Colour by Breech Loader reviews
Being the only Medic on the field isn't an easy job. And neither is being the only woman. And what's making it even worse is that RED Medic's Hippocratic Oath is nagging at her again. And so are the men on the BLU team. Scout/Medic, Sniper/Medic
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 59,408 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 11/4/2010 - Published: 6/11/2009 - Medic
Death and Friendship by Harebelle reviews
Soldier attempts to be a decent friend for Sniper after the Australian loses a family member. Non-slash, chummy stuff written back when the game was new.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,126 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2010 - Soldier, Sniper - Complete
Alone Together by Miss Southern Belle reviews
After waking up alone in a safe room with a festering wound on her back, Avery is forced to trust a rogue hunter who seems to have more in common with her than she thinks.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 20,315 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Hunter
Apex by P Chill Now reviews
Lurking in the shadows, soaring through the air. This is his story.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 15,831 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 10/25/2010 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Hunter - Complete
Odd Class Out by chivalry-is-dead reviews
You've got Heavy, Soldier, Scout, Demoman, Medic, Spy, Engineer, Sniper, and Pyro, the 9 essential classes. But what happens when you introduce an entirely new class? And what if it's a girl? OCx? Rated T for now, may be rated M in future...
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 32,051 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 10/13/2010 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Scout, Sniper
The Island by Harold3456 reviews
Shipwrecked while attempting to infiltrate an island base, the RED team has a new objective - survival. Constructive criticism welcomed. Spoilers in comments.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 34,178 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/4/2010 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Complete
Darker Shades of BLU by D.Muffin reviews
A murderous demolitions expert; a technological virtuoso bent on revenge; a shell-shocked war mongrel with onset paranoid schizophrenia... And that was before BLU recruited them. Classified backgrounds hardly remain buried forever.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 46 - Words: 100,343 - Reviews: 171 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Demoman, Pyro
Cigarette by Tacos'nBurritos reviews
Spy longs for a cigarette.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/13/2010 - Spy - Complete
He's Got Me in his Sights by DragonGamer0713 reviews
Sniper Oneshot for my sister. Cheesy title. SniperXFemEngie. Review!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,374 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Sniper, Engineer - Complete
A Show of Force by dear cecil reviews
The RED Engineer knows what he wants and how to get it. The BLU Spy learns that the hard way. Warning: Non-con, bondage, very mild torture.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,593 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Engineer, Spy
Ainsi Commence la Guerre by Goddess Trinity reviews
RED Spy had married into the BLU Scout's family through his Mother. What will he do now that he must battle with his step-son Scout and his step-daughter, Sherry, who are both on the opposing BLU Team? Rating will go up later.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,197 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Spy, Scout - Complete
The Files Under Viaduct by TheLuckyStapler reviews
The only survivor of an attack arrives to Viaduct, and uncovers what was meant to be hidden. /OC femMedic/
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 25 - Words: 30,141 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Medic, Spy - Complete
Hadouken! A Pyro's Tale by ShinyLapras reviews
After being beaten time and time again, the RED team has hired a new Pyro. But he isn't what they expected...Or is it a she? Some slight Pyro/Scout fluff and hints at Heavy/Medic. Rated T for some swearing.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,838 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/30/2010 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Pyro, Scout
Authority by dear cecil reviews
Medic is, on the field and in his office, a man who loves to be in charge. In more intimate affairs, however, Spy learns that the man can be quite different. Warnings: Sex, power play, weird dirty talk.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,937 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/29/2010 - Spy, Medic - Complete
Howl by Totschafe reviews
Hunters are like wolves without purpose. They are purported beasts; savage and monstrous. However, they have been proven to be the most intelligent, and perhaps in lieu of that, the most emotional.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,495 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Hunter
How Fiercely We Loved by My Broken Quill reviews
“My brother,” she croaked, “he's Hector …” he nodded to show that he knew even as relief coursed through him. She wasn't the man's wife. “He'll give you anything you want for my safe return.” Achilles/OFC ADULT TOPICS
Troy - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 48,319 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 233 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 9/4/2008 - Achilles, Hector
engineer's revenge by Dr-J33 reviews
spy has sapped one too many sentries, engineer is out for blood.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 554 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Engineer, Spy - Complete
Design Flaw by fen-san reviews
Spy contemplates the Ambassador as he cleans his weapons. Short oneshot.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Spy - Complete
Cαиιиє by Pjaay reviews
She was a dog, and surviving the Zombie Apocolypse turned out harder than she expected. She befriends Smoker and Hunter, who warm to her eventually. Slowly but surely, she gains emotions for someone she would of never imagined...OCxHUNTER Rated T for Gore
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 26,636 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 8/6/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Hunter, Smoker - Complete
When Love and Hate Collide by DragonGamer0713 reviews
Two women find each other in a sticky situation with zombies. When they come across a Motel 6 their odds will either increase or decrease. NickXOC EllisXOC
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,610 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/1/2010 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Nick - Complete
Family by Goddess Trinity reviews
This is about the RED Spy and BLU Scout's Mom's relationship. Will the Spy survive in this relationship in which nine children are tethered to as well? Rating may go up for later chapters, but will be T for now.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 14 - Words: 19,945 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 7/27/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Almost Easy by Kodimeow reviews
After weeks of scowering Georgia for a safe haven, Avary comes across a ragtag group of 7 survivors, then another group led by 3 sisters who claim that they know how to put an end to the 'Green Flu' once and for all. Rated T for Adult Language/Situation. Discontinued.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Horror/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,527 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Complete
My Own Fight by Tripenguinman reviews
Grievous has left the SEPs and made his own army. He still wants to kill all Jedi but what secrets will be revealed and what if Grievous might not be as bad as we think? But a dark past is also revealed and why does Grievous hate the Jedi?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,250 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 7/20/2010 - Published: 1/2/2010 - General Grevious
It's all part of the job, mate by Olivia VonWarden reviews
The Sniper catches the Spy getting "intimate" with someone else. Short fic is short.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 576 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/19/2010 - Sniper, Spy - Complete
A Hunter And His Muse by Cry4theDevil reviews
Perhaps there's more to this Hunter than meets the eye. VERY FAINT Hunter/Ellis sort of . May become more if continued.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,613 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 7/6/2010 - Hunter, Ellis
The New Kids in Town by Akikazemoon reviews
Almost all of the survivors have been killed off. What's an Infected to do? Well, the big city is about to get a few new Special Infected, and they're going to turn life there upside down. Has a few OCs and pairings. No longer accepting OCs!
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 20 - Words: 57,750 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - Complete
Wind in the Willows by RoseintheShadows7 reviews
Willow was a female Hunter. When stumbled upon 4 Survivors she doesn't want to harm them, in fact, she feels the need to protect them and learn from them.Who new what it would lead to! T for blood and possible death. RoxNick and EllisXoc
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 52,492 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 7/12/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Ellis, Hunter
Overhand, Underhand by Sugar Magic reviews
Cheating at cards made easy.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,690 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Scout, Spy - Complete
Mount Chimaera by Sugar Magic reviews
What's under Pyro's suit stays a secret.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 557 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/10/2010 - Pyro, Engineer - Complete
The cats complicated heart by Golden-Gargoyle reviews
Cat is the newest infected, what happens when she gets stuck in a love triangle? T for later, Language.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,934 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/9/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010
Time and Time again by Litzana reviews
BLU Spy begins to question the motives behind the War. Now, he's had enough. But when a mysterious purple letter arrives for him, the world as he knows it spins rapidly out of control. Chapter 2 up! R&R appreciated!
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,651 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/2/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Spy
The Sniper is Sniped by Radiator Lady reviews
During a payload game, the Sniper is shot in the neck with an arrow and left stuck against a wall. Contains alot of blood and gore.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Horror/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,413 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/1/2010
Origins of the Tentaspy by Litzana reviews
My take on the savage mythical beast that is said to haunt 2Fort. Yeah, I suck at summaries
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Spy
It's Easier to Lure Zombies with Blood than Axes by cas.92 reviews
Two survivors get separated from their group. What happens when they meet up with the Left 4 Dead 2 cast? EllisxOC and NickxOC
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 30,644 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/18/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Ellis, Nick, OC - Complete
Hell on Earth by Lex Sterling reviews
The mind can be a terrible thing. It can toy with you and turn you against yourself before you even realize it. Nick always knew he had demons, but he had never thought they'd catch up to him. Edited 4/9/2012
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,055 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 6/17/2010 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Nick, Ellis - Complete
Ability to Breath by hollyberry15 reviews
eh *shrugs* typical l4d2 fan story, includes OC so if you don't like dont read.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,758 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 6/8/2010 - Ellis, Nick
Inside the Fire by Novasaurusrex reviews
Ignore the stupid title. I can't think of a better one at the moment. Anyway, it's a 'Pyro and You' fic, because FF needs more Pyro and Pyro needs more love. Not much of a summary, but read the story to find out. Oh, and this is YAOI. M for later stuffs.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,238 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 6/11/2010 - Pyro - Complete
French Kiss by Force-A-Pancakes reviews
Demoman trashes Scout's room and he needs somewhere to sleep. Spy is only too happy to oblige. SpyxScout, looks a little non-con to start with.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 10 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Scout, Spy
The True Story by BurningFox6 reviews
My take on what really happened to Bill in the Passing. One shot. Contains mild language and violence.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,672 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 5/17/2010 - Published: 4/24/2010 - Bill, Tank - Complete
Strip Poker by SPARK187 reviews
During a blackout Butch and Buttercup play a game of strip poker with some very unique rules. Will things get out of hand?
Powerpuff Girls - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,241 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 22 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Buttercup, Butch - Complete
Hoodie of Joy by HellRaiserAlchemist reviews
L4D2 The chopper crashed, they were stranded--what they found was more than they expected. Slight-AU, presence of OC...un-betaed. Rated for Nick's mouth. Focus on Nick and Ellis.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,578 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 5/9/2010 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Hunter, Ellis
Look what I found! by Pjaay reviews
Hunter and Smoker have snuck into a safe room, much to their delight. And they find some interesting objects. After looking at them, they decide to test 'em on some certain survivors. But will it work? COMPLETE.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,230 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Hunter, Smoker - Complete
We're Not the Monsters by CrookedJaw reviews
My first fanfic. I was watchin the l4d intro and decided to expand on Bill's discovery about the "changing" zombies, chapters 1 and 2 are a bit short, but they are prologues and the others will be longer. Please R and R
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - Bill, Hunter
Family Man by Xorncon - Number 0 reviews
Nick never cared about anyone but himself, and had two basic rules: trust no one and look out for number one, no exceptions. However, the rest of the survivors learn that Nick does care about others, namely his two nephews. Set during Dark Carnival
Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,567 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Nick, Coach - Complete
If You're Reading This by Takianna reviews
This story was inspired by the song with the same title.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Ahsoka T., Captain Rex - Complete
Apollo's Arrow by The Duchess of Telmar reviews
It was a decision he did not want to be burdened with. The choice of death was in Paris' hands, the destruction, the peace of Achilles. Oneshot, drabble.
Troy - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 229 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Paris, Achilles - Complete
The Knight and The Queen by Lizzie Maddair reviews
A story of a Witch that was just turned, and a Hunter that still thinks like a Human. What would happened if these two meet? Here is the story. Rate M for some Gore and alot of Sexual.
Left 4 Dead - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,905 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 12/20/2009 - Witch, Hunter - Complete
Sacrifice by yamiishot reviews
57. Sacrifice. He died for a reason.
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2009 - Medic, Soldier - Complete
Come What May by Codywolf reviews
Commander Cody is placed in a seemingly hopeless situation. Can the gang save him in time? And what is this secret that could kill Cody?
Star Wars: The Clone Wars - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 11 - Words: 4,214 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 9/20/2009 - Commander Cody - Complete
Zangoose's Tale by Harebelle reviews
A Zangoose and her Master are attacked by a rouge Pokemon. Contains violence.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,396 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Complete
What Friends Are For by Trick Steven reviews
Have you ever seen a Black Scottish Cyclops cry?
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,582 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 15 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Engineer, Demoman - Complete
If Pigs Can Fly Then So Can I by XxEmoHuggingDotXx reviews
WARNING: Crazy 5 year old and Male on Male love Yaoi, Shonen-ai . When a mental 5 year old is dumped into the Ninja world of Naruto she reveals things no one ever thought of. Capter 0 is REALY short! Don't expect that for #1!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 12/24/2008 - Gaara, Kiba I.
My Little Piece of Heaven by Kaji Hametsu reviews
A story of a girl named Kaji who disappeared along with many others from the village of the Sand. A few years later she returns to meet her cousin the Kazekage with a few new interesting qualities, not including her peculiar appearance. Violence and gore
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 39,504 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 2/29/2008 - Published: 4/18/2007 - Sai, Gaara
The Substitute by Spiffy Squigglemink-mantra III reviews
After Narcissa's Death, Lucius decides he needs a new wife and Draco soon finds himself taking over his mothers role, in EVERY way. slash LMDM rape, bondage,Mpreg some HPDM.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,507 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 139 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 12/10/2007 - Published: 10/1/2007 - Lucius M., Draco M.
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one last time reviews
srry for the crappy title : anywayz scout sees spy cheating on him and confronts him. Drug-use and character death along with a song. guess the song for cookies R&R pleez and constructive crits are approved :3 inspired by tribal masters
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 740 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Scout, Spy
Soldier's reason reviews
red soldier gets mail and his reason for staying alive is revealed. OCness. might take a while to update R&R : i thought there should be more solly stories
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 254 - Reviews: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Soldier
Spy's daughter 1 reviews
One-shot. Red spy has a daughter but she hasn't spoken to him in two years. Now he's supposed to tell her she's going to have nine brothers. Things can't get any worse. Or can they? R&R. Rated for oc's mouth
Team Fortress 2 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 671 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/26/2010 - Spy, Scout
here kitty kitty reviews
summery inside r&r HOPE YA LIKE IT!
Invader Zim - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 173 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Dib
team fortress dead reviews
as the military starts forcing zombies into one part of the city kat, the little sister and leader of the special infected, must use her special abilities to survive the world of 2fort and get back home before there is no home to go back to. R&R please:
Crossover - Team Fortress 2 & Left 4 Dead - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,132 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Scout