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Our Lady of Blessed Acceleration, dont fail me now!
You say Lady Gaga, I say The Doors
You say Hannah Montana, I say The Rolling Stones
You say Owl City, I say Led Zeppelin
You say Jonas Brothers, I say The Beatles
You say Justin Bieber, I say Queen
You say Taylor Swift, I say AC/DC
95% of teens these days listen to the same crappy pop over and over again. If you're one of the 5% who still listens to real music, post this on your profile. Don't let the spirit of rock and roll die
25 signs you're a wrestling fan...
1. You have done the Triple H water spit in the shower
2. You think that Dolph Ziggler's hair looks like spaghetti at the end of his matches
3. You see a box of Fruity Pebbles and you think of John Cena
4. When you start a fire, and all you can think about is CM Punk and his awesome theme (This Fire Burns)
5. When you are walking down a street alone, you do the Vince McMahon strut.
6. When you see Pepsi, you think of CM Punk
7. When you play a game, you cannot get HHH's theme out of your head.
8. When you see a Rated R Movie, you keep waiting Edge to appear.
9. When you're eating dinner with your family and all you can think of is powerbombing Grandma through the table.
10. You have thought about going to Ireland for a holiday and listen carefully to everyword every Irish person says, because you're looking for 1 person to say 'Fella'
11. When people know to leave you alone Monday Nights.
12. You know the term "jabroni" and how it originated.
13. When you see a metal folding chair and is way too tempted to grab it and beat someone over the head.
14. When You actually get so mad at a match ending you turn the tv off or rant about it on Facebook.
15. When the only purpose of going on a trampoline or to a pool is to do a 5 Star Frogsplash.
16. When you throw the tv remote out the window and break it because you're so mad that Dolph Ziggler took the WWE Championship from CM Punk
17. You pass a tanning salon, wishing you could bring Sheamus there.
18. You've ever gotten detention for doing DX crotch-chops, shouting "Suck it!"
19. When you hear "You think that you know me?" you look around your living room to see if Edge and Christian are going to come out from behind the couch.
20. You wake up at 4 am to the sound of the garbage truck outside, but you still take a look out the window just to make sure its not the WWF trucks coming to set up in your backyard.
21. You get angry when the storylines on the tv shows don't follow the ones you have been making up with your action figures.
22. You've ever looked in the bible for the Book of Austin.
23. Sunday night youth group at church is moved to your house for Pay Per View.
24. You can name more than 10 wrestlers and sing their theme songs.
25. You refuse to come out of your bedroom until your parents play your theme music.