Phoinex Warrior
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Joined 04-01-10, id: 2310716, Profile Updated: 01-12-12
Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Death Note.

This is my profile (duh) and this is your one-stop shop to all things Phoenix!
So, here's the basics:
AGe: as-if
home-town: nottachance
real name: Nonya beesness

Funny quotes!:

"hey look! a vulture!" "Dude, that's a crow." "Oh i thought it was a bird..." ~ my brother and me in the car. (The sad part is, me and my brother both work at a raptor rehabilitation center...just look it up!)

"so, how did you know I was a shadowhunter?" "Er..i guessed." You must have been preety sure, considering you could have killed me!" "...I was 90% sure." "I see," *slap* "what was that for???" "the other 10%." ~Clary and Jace from the Mortal Instruments, COB. (Modified)

alex: *strums xylphone* Smithers:don't do that! Alex: why? is it dangerous? Smithers: no it's very annoying. ~alex rider: operation Strombreaker

"What's Facebook?" ~Ethan, a kid in my class. He wasn't joking either.

"this is Bad." "you said that already" "i figured it was worth repeating" ~Clary and Jace, TMI, COB.

"I told my doctor I broke my leg in 2 places. he told me to stop going to those places." ~my planner

"you're weird." ~ my english teacher, to me. why is this funny? because she was reffering to the fact that i was reading "cliffnotes to the greek classics"

"you know what's weird? Fruit cake. it just doesnt add up. fruit: good, cake: great, fruit cake: disgusting crap." ~Jim Gaffigan.

"Hello. you've reached the mobile phsyciatrist. if you are OCD please press 1 repeatedly. if you suffer from multiple personalities, plese press 2, 3, 4, and 5. if your schiezoprehenic, listen cllosely, and the little voice will tel you which button to press. if you're over-dependent, please ask someone to press 5 on your behalf. if you suffer from hallucinations, you should know that the thing you are hold to you ear is about to bite your head off. if you are overly paranoid, we already know who you are and why your calling, so please stay on the line so that we can trace your call." ~humor , phsyciatic.

"MMM, PAPAYA!" ~j heart. (he says really high)

"Awww, Itachi you missed him! Sasuke was just here i swear! oh look there!" "gah!...hey..." "Lol JK!" "give me a heart attack why don't ya?!" ~Me & Rachel, who was cosplaying as Itachi @ an anime con.

"you bought tempura shrimp for lunch?" "no, i bought a PLUSH piece of tempura shrimp to cuddle." ~Me & Mom, after the anime con mentioned above.

"'Tachi come here!" "why? Where are you going?" "come on!" "what are you- *sees Sasuke*-Aww, crap." Sasuke: *sees Itachi, cracks knukles* "dang it." ~Me & Rachel, again @ con.

"I Can't even imagine a world without Light!" "Yes, that would be dark" ~Misa & L, Death Note

"I'll take a Potato chip...AND EAT IT!" ~Light, Death Note

"So, *name omitted* brought a banana to school but she says she doesn't eeat them...XD" ~Jake, my boyfriend. dirty, dirty mind.

"nope, Chuck Testa." ~ anyone who sits at my lunch table.

"Hey, Jake? Where'd you get that big stick?" ~ Nicole, Jake's 7-yr-old sister. (she was asking about a literal branch, but it was still funny)

"PASTAAAAAAAAAAA~" ~Italy from hetalia/my brother on a giant swing.

"It's okay, if he bites you, he likes you! Just take your finger away from him. if you leave it there... then you're emo." ~my brother, about Freddie the man-eating guinea pig.

"i'm a llama!" ~Vic Mignogna, @ Ichibancon 2012. (Its on youtube! go watch!)

"SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!" ~Seto Kaida, Yugioh Abridged

"A man had 17 sheep. all but 9 die. how many does he have left?" "... 8?" ~My bible teacher and a kid named Jeremy during the extra credit part of the bible exams.

"WE'VE CREATED LIFE!!!" ~Jimmy, from my lunch table. This actually happened. We put a whole bunch of junk in a gatorade cap and the next day it came to life! I swear I saw it move.

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Me: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
Friend: Spongebob Squarepants!
Me: Who's covered in oil and killed by bp?
Friend: Spongebob Squarepants!
Me: if his nautical nonsense be something you wish,
Friend: Spongebob Squarepants!
Me: Then why did bp kill all of the fish?
Friend: Spongebob Squarepants!
Me: All of the little kids started to cry!
Friend: SPongebob Squarepants!
Me: 'cause bp had killed their favorite square guy!

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you don't want spongebob and his friends to be killed by BP!!!!!

Life is crazy. Anime is crazy. Life is anime!

Animes/Manga that I enjoy:

Ace Attorney (Yes, as in Phoenix Wright)

Black Butler

Black Cat


Death Note (I have one! A real one! It's Light's!!)

DN Angel

Dragonball Z

Fullmetal Alchemist



Kingdom Hearts (the Games too)

Midori Days


Ouran Highschool Host Club (Jake watched this of his own violation once. XD scarred him for life)

Shaman King


Vampire Knight



And various others. XD

Cons I go to:



Animazment (hopefully)

Games I play:

Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time

Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks (Then I got OoT & never played this again)

Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 days (if you know how to defeat the Infernal Engine please tell me!!!!)

And various others.

Books i read:

Im not even gonna try on this one.
... Ok i lied:

hunger Games

Percy Jackson & the olympians

Heros of olympus

Alex Rider

Piratica & Piratica II

And a whole huge boat load of others.

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Naruto and the Deathly Hallows by Reidluver reviews
SEQUEL to NGoF. Voldemort tightens his grip on the world and three wizards set out on a secret quest. Unable to stop them, the Order employs the help of three familiar shinobi, who soon realize they are in for more than they bargained for.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 77,124 - Reviews: 1183 - Favs: 1,084 - Follows: 1,378 - Updated: 7/31/2019 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U.
The Battle Plan by HimekoUchia reviews
Three French teens enter the Naruto-verse planning to have fun messing about. The reality of their situation soon catches up with them and they realize that the ninja world is both a horribly dangerous and exciting place. However, they always have time to traumatize some shinobi includes Akatsuki!GaaraxOC, other pairings here and there etc. Starts at Pre-chunin
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 60 - Words: 296,993 - Reviews: 726 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 278 - Updated: 5/7/2016 - Published: 5/6/2010 - [Gaara, OC] Sasuke U., Akatsuki - Complete
The Violet Room by sarehptar reviews
While working a psychology internship, Myde is given the challenge of analyzing Ienzo, a mysterious patient who spends his days writing on the walls of his hospital room. But when the story of 'Zexion' and 'Demyx' starts to sound familiar...
Kingdom Hearts - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 279,916 - Reviews: 1081 - Favs: 1,065 - Follows: 876 - Updated: 1/12/2016 - Published: 6/9/2007 - [Demyx, Zexion] Ienzo - Complete
Over the Hills and Far Away by The Red Dragons Order reviews
As if fighting Voldemort wasn't enough, Harry finds out that his grandfather is none other than a certain Sannin named Orochimaru. Oh dear. Harry PotterNaruto xover RR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 45 - Words: 228,589 - Reviews: 2496 - Favs: 2,930 - Follows: 2,384 - Updated: 7/15/2015 - Published: 9/19/2005 - Complete
Ocarina of Konoha by lackofname reviews
In a fictional forest, a blonde haired, blue eyed boy was about to become a hero. Unfortunately, said blue eyed blonde was off in Zelda: Majora's Mask. So the casting director plucked out his next choice... His name was Naruto Uzumaki.
Crossover - Legend of Zelda & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Parody/Adventure - Chapters: 43 - Words: 187,360 - Reviews: 1047 - Favs: 579 - Follows: 238 - Updated: 1/24/2014 - Published: 5/26/2006 - Naruto U. - Complete
Moments with Kida by Gaaras1Girl reviews
A few Glimpses into the life of Kida. Mostly random short chapters of funny moments she shares with Gaara and his siblings. Hence the title. Follows no particular timeline, and will be updated randomly. Sister fic for Wild One, rated T for safety.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 83 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 7/30/2013 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Gaara, Kankuro
Wild One by Gaaras1Girl reviews
I'd known all along the path my life must take. Content to merely be an observer of our fantastical world, believing my place in life was unchangeable, and not ever wishing it were otherwise. But sometimes fate has something bigger in mind, because the smallest of events can change ones life when the smallest of words has already destroyed it. And sometimes, wild hearts are broken.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 77,501 - Reviews: 659 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 421 - Updated: 7/20/2013 - Published: 10/23/2009 - [Gaara, OC] Kankuro
The Wizard's World: YR 1 by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
Harry has returned to the wizarding world, as foretold, his father & Pokémon in tow. Dark plots come to light when Harry Ketchum comes face to face w/ Harry Potter. Story is AU. Evil!Dumbledore, Weasley Bashing, & light Hermione Bashing. Edits completed on 2/12. Story is still COMPLETE
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 24 - Words: 119,458 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 1,491 - Follows: 913 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P. - Complete
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1173 - Favs: 1,266 - Follows: 1,600 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
The Wishing Door by Mrs.InsaneOne reviews
All Harry Potter, age five, wanted was to be part of a loving family. Can one desperate wish, a little wild magic, and one Ash Ketchum give him what he wants? Story is AU, No pairings, Evil!Dumbledore. Story Edited 12/14/12 w/ minor changes & new omake. Story is still COMPLETE.
Crossover - Pokémon & Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Angst - Chapters: 35 - Words: 143,165 - Reviews: 580 - Favs: 2,009 - Follows: 921 - Updated: 12/14/2012 - Published: 7/7/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Harry P. - Complete
St Fang's Poetry Corner by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
So, I got bored in Spanish class. Out of boredom, I decided to write some Fang-related poetry and other little writings. I learned one thing fo attempting this: I am no poet. At least it's kinda funny. Narrated by me and Fang! Fang: Not again...
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 45 - Words: 101,661 - Reviews: 1323 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 113 - Updated: 10/28/2012 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Fang - Complete
A Business Plan by Willowsnake reviews
Sequel to My Fair Puppy. Taking place about a week later, Seto and Joey find themselves partnered up for another school project...for Economics. They need to create a business! Seto's not too happy with the idea, but can Joey change his mind? REVISED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 57,192 - Reviews: 391 - Favs: 305 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/23/2012 - Published: 5/10/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
He's a Keeper by Zo One reviews
Alfred's had his pen pal, Arthur, since the second grade. But now he's becoming a man and he wants to meet his best friend, hidden behind paper and emails. What he didn't expect was the longing long distance brought. USUKUS
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 111,813 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,824 - Follows: 949 - Updated: 8/14/2012 - Published: 10/11/2011 - [England/Britain, America] - Complete
Connecting the Dots by JDKloosterman reviews
"Bruce, tell me again why this arm is so important." "Because it came from another dimension." A desperate move by Kakashi sends the rookies into another dimension, revealing a world crisis for both the Justice League and the Teen Titans. BONUS CHAPTER UP
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Friendship - Chapters: 33 - Words: 329,918 - Reviews: 1762 - Favs: 2,596 - Follows: 1,386 - Updated: 4/30/2012 - Published: 2/11/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H., Clark K./Kal-El/Superman, Bruce W./Batman - Complete
The Song of Time by FallenNephilim reviews
-SuperWhoLock- When Sherlock was twelve he met a man - a madman in a blue box. Now, twenty three years later, that man has returned, and with him he's brought things Sherlock never believed to be real.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 10 - Words: 22,160 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 2/23/2012 - 10th Doctor, Sherlock H. - Complete
My Fair Puppy by Willowsnake reviews
It's the day before Spring Break and Joey can't wait for some fun in the sun. But his dreams come crashing down when a school project not only winds up making him stay at the home of his worst enemy, but also his biggest crush...Seto Kaiba! REVISED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 22 - Words: 56,647 - Reviews: 318 - Favs: 514 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/1/2011 - Published: 2/6/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Ugh by twiztedchild16 reviews
AU- Therapy. Pssh, they didn't need therapy. They were all just fine, thank you very much... Too bad they really have no choice in the matter.- Lots of main characters
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,969 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 91 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 3/23/2011 - Published: 12/15/2009 - Sai, Itachi U.
Summer Bash by Willowsnake reviews
Sequel to A Business Plan. Taking place the next day, the gang finds themselves out for summer vacation! With Joey's recovery, Jaden's birthday party, and the Yamis having their first summer vacation ever, what can go wrong? Why, everything of course! REVISED!
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 22 - Words: 38,745 - Reviews: 433 - Favs: 204 - Follows: 77 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 6/10/2010 - K. Jounouchi/Joey W., S. Kaiba - Complete
Fly By Twilight: The Pack by St. Fang of Boredom reviews
Sequel to Fly By Twilight: The Coven. A Maximum Ride/Twilight crossover. Fang and the Flock are finally reunited! But what new insanity are they being subjected to? What's up with Iggy? And...Love is in the air?
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 37,643 - Reviews: 773 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 164 - Updated: 10/2/2010 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Fang - Complete
50 Ways to Make Gaara Want to Kill Me by Baby Cougar reviews
50 semi-related oneshot about making Gaara do things that he would never ever do...and he will hate every minute of it...though he may be a bit deranged by the end of this series.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 18 - Words: 15,310 - Reviews: 163 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 7/19/2010 - Published: 10/23/2008 - Gaara
A New Beginning by twilightprincess219 reviews
Sequel to Water and Fire Don't Mix. Serenity continues her journey with Zuko, as they hide from the Fire Nation. But what will happen when Zuko's forced to choose between regaining his honor or staying with Serenity? OCxZuko
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 43,943 - Reviews: 168 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 68 - Updated: 5/18/2010 - Published: 10/6/2009 - Zuko - Complete
Falling into Myself by iTorchic reviews
This takes place during the last episode. When Edward dies, he becomes part of the gate to get his brother's body back, but when he gets out, he ends up in an anime convention in 2009! Rated T. pairings are involved. Completed, please read sequel as well!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 42 - Words: 100,565 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 7/22/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Midnight's Wings by Alexandyne reviews
Twilight's the only book that has ocured-Bella gets taken and gets wings, she tries to keep it from Edward. A mysterious girl, Alex comes into the picture. Only... what is she? Disclaimer: None of the books in here are owned by me unless I say otherwise
Crossover - Maximum Ride & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Fantasy - Chapters: 17 - Words: 17,765 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 2/21/2010 - Published: 12/5/2009
Water and Fire Don't Mix by twilightprincess219 reviews
The Fire Nation destroyed my family. Yet here I was, on a 'Fire Nation' ship, traveling with the one and only Prince of the 'Fire Nation'. And what's worse.....I was falling for him. OCxZuko I suck at summaries. R&R please!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 33 - Words: 51,934 - Reviews: 201 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 10/4/2009 - Published: 5/29/2009 - Zuko - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1365 - Favs: 2,254 - Follows: 739 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Dancing on the Tide by Universal Laughter reviews
AU Yaoi Four boys and four mermen will meet for the first time and set off a chain of events that could destroy all they hold dear. Pasts will be revealed and the future now looks uncertain. BxR, YYxY YMxM SxJ On Tempoary Haitus.
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 145,676 - Reviews: 178 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 99 - Updated: 12/1/2007 - Published: 9/2/2006
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Ed and Envy: From A to Z
Its been sitting in my computoer so i thought, why not? a series of alphabet drabbles about Ed and Envy. mostly K
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 316 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2012 - Edward E., Envy
The Anime Truth or Dare Show 2! reviews
This is the 2nd Season of the awesome show by PrincessAnna-UchihaLover! Written with permission. Includes 3 new contestants! Rated T for mild crude humor
Crossover - Naruto & Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 7/9/2011 - Published: 7/8/2011
Gaara's Birthday reviews
Gaara's birthday's come around and his siblings decide to throw him a party, but after last time...? oh well. kinda sucks but it's really cute! During timeskip.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 790 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Gaara - Complete
The Final Chapter reviews
post-Fang: it's been 3 months, but Max's heart is far from healed. Meanwhile, will Fang find the family he never knew? R&R! INDEFINATE HIATUS! UP FOR ADOPTION! WILL NOT BE CONTINUING!
Maximum Ride - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 6,244 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 1/9/2011 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete
Unexpected reviews
A Christmas one-shot. A mysterious package arrives at the unlikiest of doorsteps. mainly fluff and Akatsuki confusion. no pairings.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 828 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Akatsuki - Complete
VicToria Hashanli reviews
Shun and Tori were more than friends, they were childhood sweethearts. but when a tragic accedeint kills 8-year-old Tori, Shun is never the same again. Can a new member of the brawlers bring him back from his near-deadly depression? ShunXMe
Bakugan Battle Brawlers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,522 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/29/2010 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Shun K.
Deadly Agony reviews
POst-Fang. 2 years after Fang leaves, the flock decides to investigate a mysterious killing streak in badlands national park, South Dakota. there they find an old friend... one-shot.
Maximum Ride - Rated: K+ - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,122 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Max, Fang - Complete