Author has written 7 stories for Maximum Ride, Bakugan Battle Brawlers, Naruto, Fullmetal Alchemist, and Death Note.
This is my profile (duh) and this is your one-stop shop to all things Phoenix!
"hey look! a vulture!" "Dude, that's a crow." "Oh i thought it was a bird..." ~ my brother and me in the car. (The sad part is, me and my brother both work at a raptor rehabilitation center...just look it up!)
"so, how did you know I was a shadowhunter?" "Er..i guessed." You must have been preety sure, considering you could have killed me!" "...I was 90% sure." "I see," *slap* "what was that for???" "the other 10%." ~Clary and Jace from the Mortal Instruments, COB. (Modified)
alex: *strums xylphone* Smithers:don't do that! Alex: why? is it dangerous? Smithers: no it's very annoying. ~alex rider: operation Strombreaker
"What's Facebook?" ~Ethan, a kid in my class. He wasn't joking either.
"this is Bad." "you said that already" "i figured it was worth repeating" ~Clary and Jace, TMI, COB.
"I told my doctor I broke my leg in 2 places. he told me to stop going to those places." ~my planner
"you're weird." ~ my english teacher, to me. why is this funny? because she was reffering to the fact that i was reading "cliffnotes to the greek classics"
"you know what's weird? Fruit cake. it just doesnt add up. fruit: good, cake: great, fruit cake: disgusting crap." ~Jim Gaffigan.
"Hello. you've reached the mobile phsyciatrist. if you are OCD please press 1 repeatedly. if you suffer from multiple personalities, plese press 2, 3, 4, and 5. if your schiezoprehenic, listen cllosely, and the little voice will tel you which button to press. if you're over-dependent, please ask someone to press 5 on your behalf. if you suffer from hallucinations, you should know that the thing you are hold to you ear is about to bite your head off. if you are overly paranoid, we already know who you are and why your calling, so please stay on the line so that we can trace your call." ~humor , phsyciatic.
"MMM, PAPAYA!" ~j heart. (he says really high)
"Awww, Itachi you missed him! Sasuke was just here i swear! oh look there!" "gah!...hey..." "Lol JK!" "give me a heart attack why don't ya?!" ~Me & Rachel, who was cosplaying as Itachi @ an anime con.
"you bought tempura shrimp for lunch?" "no, i bought a PLUSH piece of tempura shrimp to cuddle." ~Me & Mom, after the anime con mentioned above.
"'Tachi come here!" "why? Where are you going?" "come on!" "what are you- *sees Sasuke*-Aww, crap." Sasuke: *sees Itachi, cracks knukles* "dang it." ~Me & Rachel, again @ con.
"I Can't even imagine a world without Light!" "Yes, that would be dark" ~Misa & L, Death Note
"I'll take a Potato chip...AND EAT IT!" ~Light, Death Note
"So, *name omitted* brought a banana to school but she says she doesn't eeat them...XD" ~Jake, my boyfriend. dirty, dirty mind.
"nope, Chuck Testa." ~ anyone who sits at my lunch table.
"Hey, Jake? Where'd you get that big stick?" ~ Nicole, Jake's 7-yr-old sister. (she was asking about a literal branch, but it was still funny)
"PASTAAAAAAAAAAA~" ~Italy from hetalia/my brother on a giant swing.
"It's okay, if he bites you, he likes you! Just take your finger away from him. if you leave it there... then you're emo." ~my brother, about Freddie the man-eating guinea pig.
"i'm a llama!" ~Vic Mignogna, @ Ichibancon 2012. (Its on youtube! go watch!)
"SCREW THE RULES, I HAVE MONEY!" ~Seto Kaida, Yugioh Abridged
"A man had 17 sheep. all but 9 die. how many does he have left?" "... 8?" ~My bible teacher and a kid named Jeremy during the extra credit part of the bible exams.
"WE'VE CREATED LIFE!!!" ~Jimmy, from my lunch table. This actually happened. We put a whole bunch of junk in a gatorade cap and the next day it came to life! I swear I saw it move.
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Me: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea?
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Life is crazy. Anime is crazy. Life is anime!
Animes/Manga that I enjoy:
Ace Attorney (Yes, as in Phoenix Wright)
Death Note (I have one! A real one! It's Light's!!)
Kingdom Hearts (the Games too)
Ouran Highschool Host Club (Jake watched this of his own violation once. XD scarred him for life)
And various others. XD
Cons I go to:
Games I play:
Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time
Legend of Zelda: Spirit Tracks (Then I got OoT & never played this again)
Kingdom Hearts: 358/2 days (if you know how to defeat the Infernal Engine please tell me!!!!)
And various others.
Books i read:
Im not even gonna try on this one.
Percy Jackson & the olympians
Heros of olympus
Piratica & Piratica II
And a whole huge boat load of others.