Author has written 28 stories for Pokémon, Digimon, Family Guy, Lion King, and My Little Pony.
To all my fans, I'm sorry, but I'm feeling very uninspired. I'll be sure to get the two requests by Harathor and Psycho Weasel out soon, but I'm not sure I'll be posting Screwing With People or not. I'll just have to see how it goes. :/
A little about me: My name is Nick. I'm gay and I don't care what you think. Don't like? I don't care. My friends (who know) like me the way I am. I like Pokemon and cooking. I also like math. (I'm a cooking nerd!) IDK what else you want to know. I'm single. :/ If you wanna talk, hit me up. :D
Stories I've Written/ am writing: Ash's Final Challenge, Silver's Golden Heart, Who Cares If We're Boys?, T and D 4ever, Brothers, If I Could Hear Your Voice, It All Started In Nuvema, In the Eyes of Unova, To Love Your Master, Pretending, All I Want For Christmas Is You
Favorite Music: Pretty much anything but rap, although I like "Love the Way You Lie" by Eminem.
Favorite Pokemon: BUIZEL! Salamence, Scizor, Togekiss (She's cute! XD), Pikachu/Raichu, Heracross, Lucario, Garchomp, Lugia, Cyndaquil/Quilava, Umbreon, Mewtwo
Quotes/Sayings that I like:
When life gives you lemons, squeeze them in someone's eyes
If you find Skittles, throw them at people and say "Taste the Fucking Rainbow!"
If you fall down say "I didn't fall, I was testing gravity and it still works."
To get into college I have to log 24 hours helping a mentally unstable person, you wanna hang out?
I didn't hit you, I was just high fiving your face
Fame is fleeting, especially when your plastic surgery doesn't last.
Honk if you love Jesus, text while driving if you want to meet him.
Who says you can't top when you bottom?
OH MY GLOB!
Coming from the guy who had to be locked in a real closet to come out, that hurts.
You're as pointless as the white color crayon!
Perfection only exists for those who think they can achieve it.
Don't meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.
"If God wanted him to pass, God would have given him the right answers." "...*Laughs* You gotta be shitin me woman." (Cookies for anyone who can message me and tell me what movie this is from and who said it. ;D)
Yaoi Couples I Support:
RedxGreen*or Blue, whichever is the boy in your world* (Originalshipping)
Lucario(male)xany male (I'm gonna call it Lucshipping)
Ben 10xKevin Levin (Bevin)
AangxZuko (Either Aangko or Zaang)
DaisukexTakeru (Daikeru) *BEST PAIRING EVER!*
TaichixYamato (Taito) *SECOND BEST PAIRING EVER!*
Hinaka(My OC)xIori(Cody) (Hiori) *Read Brothers to understand this pairing*
TaichixKoushiro (Taishiro) *To a certain extent*
SonicxShadow (Sonadow/Shadonic) *One of the many furry pairings I like. ;D*
SonicxTails (Sonails) *I don't like Tails on top*
KibaxNaruto (KibaNaru) *They're so hot together. XD*
Male BuizelxMale Pikachu (I'll call it... OppositesShipping) *So cute. :3*
Male BuizelxMale Oshawott (I'll call it... WaterShipping) *Also super cute! X3*
Hentai Couples I (Sortta) Support:
Ninety-five percent of the kids out there are concerned with being popular and fitting in. If you're part of the five percent that aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list. AnimeKittyCafe, Hyperactively Bored, Gem W, Bara-Minamino, Tsuyu Mikazuki, Weasel Chick, Revenan666, dragonsroar, foxdude33, FallenLex, Soelle, Astra Ranyl, String, FlamingDoritos, knightcrest, TeddyRuxpin, Ace of Skulls, KeruKeru
Copy and Paste:HOMOPHOBIA IS GAY
I am the boy who never finished high school, because I got called a fag everyday
I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had.
I wish they could adopt me.
I am not one of the lucky ones.
I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school.
It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the Realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised.
The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the woman who died when the EMT s stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I didn't have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person ashamed to tell my own friends I'm a lesbian, because they constantly make fun of them.
I am the boy tied to a fence, beaten to a bloody pulp and left to die because two straight men wanted to "teach me a lesson"
--IF YOU BELIEVE THAT HOMOPHOBIA IS WRONG... REPOST THIS--
Who need's 3-inch skirt's or ugly bandanna's Now-a-days!? Bring back Misty! - Copy & Paste if you want Misty back as a MAIN Character!
Because stereotyping is wrong, but we all do it:
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS. (Totally... -.-)
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch. (This one's actually true. XD)
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell. (Hell's for the cool people obviously. ;D)
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world. (Only on Mondays)
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay. (Yes, yes I am)
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants. (I wanna see how they look on me. :3)
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage. (All the time)
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo. (*gets the blade* ;D)
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all. (I only wish that were true for one of them. ;P)
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player. (Lol, totally, I'm gay with a lot of girlfriends. XD)
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser. (Trololol)
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll. (Fuck yes)
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi. (HEIL KIBA!)
I hang out with GAYS, so I must be GAY TOO (Again, true. XD)
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude (Thing is, I don't want to be a virgin... -.-)
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly. (In my mind I am, apparently to others I'm not)
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black (TBH, I only have one black friend :P)
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil (So I’ve been told)
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser. (I'm like the Glee kids ;D)
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control. (Only every other Tuesday)
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive. (All young people are naive, it's just a fact. XD)
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat. (The car was the best thing I've gotten for my birthday, EVER!)
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino. (Yeah, my skin is light and my hair is brown, totally albino)
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party. (Every night. ;D)
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo. (It hurts to get a boner. -.-')
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone. (Everyone that's not a bitch)
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too. (Never have, never will)
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't. (Yup, I'm just that stuck up.)
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social. (Only when the big group isn't full of my friends)
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy. (I'm totally crazy. :P)
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch. (Speaking my mind isn't telling someone off, just so ya know. ;D)
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills. (It's not my fault! DX)
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch. (If you're not defensive, you must thing very little of yourself. :P)
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I must be homosexual. (I think this one is kinda true honestly, for guys anyway. :/)
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak. (Yes, yes I'm a freak, get over it. ;D)
I am a FANBOY so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker. (It orginally said FANGIRL XD)
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted. (No different then hundreds of other teenagers.)
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak. (I'll hurt you with my words. ;D)
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant (I'm all but one and loving it.)
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo. (Yes, I cut myself everynight)
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend. (Well... that's not really a possibility. :P)
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE. (We all do.)
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future. (Kinda true, honestly.)
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser (I kinda fit in with everyone. XD)
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy (*High voice* Peace and love man. ^_^)
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue. (I don't use it that much. :P)
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex. (Well... only in RP's.)
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE. (CARTOONS ISH EPIC!)
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED. (Show me the proof and I'll believe you.)
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST. (Let's go bomb something. :D)
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY. (For the third time, true. XD)
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED (Yes)
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish (Aren't we all? ;D)
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard. (No, I have gramatical OCD, self-diagnosed. ;D)
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid. (Well, strong-minded more like it. ;D)
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around. (No, only the bi ones and gay ones. ;D Maybe bi-curious.)
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting. (Come at me with a bible, I dare ya. }:D)
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I am friends with a CUTTER, so I MUST be a CUTTER too (*cut cut cut* :P)
I cry easily, so I MUST be a wimp. (It's called having emotions, try it. :D)
I can't help pointing out mistakes so I MUST be an over-controlling perfectionist (My OCD. :P)
I'm a PERFECTIONIST so I MUST check everything ten times, them burst into tears at one mistake (I almost do.)
IDON'T LIKE to talk about my personal life so I MUST be having problems (No, it's my business, not yours.)
So, i took the quiz and apparently, I'm an innocent uke. :3 I always knew!
Cute and sweet, and most gentle of all uke, whips and chains are not for you - you just want someone to love you. You are often spotted in candy shops wearing furry kitty ears, where you are sure to be noticed by the Romantic Seme, whose protective instincts will kick in and will only want to take you home and love and protect you. And you, of course, will be more than happy to spend the rest of your life baking cookies for your seme. It sounds a lot like me. lol
Take the quiz and find out which seme or uke you are: www.semeuke.com