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Joined 04-02-10, id: 2311809, Profile Updated: 10-24-12
Author has written 11 stories for Harry Potter, Twilight, and Avengers.

Well...what really can I say about myself, other than I am obsessive, horridly loud and indeterminably obnoxious. I will never write a straight pairing, I will accept some fic requests if asked nicely, and at the moment I am obsessed with the Marvel/DC universes. I'm working on a trilogy; I call it "The Reaction Trio" and I'm currently working on the third installment. It progressed from Science!Boyfriends into the Stark Spangled Banner, and will degenerate into Superfamily, for those of you wondering...not many, I hope.

I'm doing a little OCverse in At Death's Door, but my OC will be getting with another OC...or dying, I'm not sure yet.

I'm also working on a little JokerxBatman that I will be publishing...soon, I hope.

Anyway, love and cookies and MORTAL KOMBAT.

-Devient

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Earl Grey and Apple Pie by Salios reviews
A good book, a hot cup of tea, and good company were all Harry was interested in. Being British, he had the first two covered. The third? Supplied by one Steve Rogers on a rainy afternoon. Slash, Yaoi, HP/SR
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 25,779 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 1,331 - Follows: 2,342 - Updated: 6/9/2013 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Harry P., Captain America/Steve R.
Primal by ClassiqueMystique reviews
Loki is a lion tamer. Thor wants to tame him. 'Nuff said. Dedicated to Lizstyla. *EPILOGUE ADDED*
Thor - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,693 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/19/2012 - Published: 10/17/2012 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Changed by Lizzy Pheonix reviews
Harry is sick of not having any control over what happens to him. This whole Veela thing is the final straw. Harry is gonna take control of his life and maybe someone else's too. Challenge for LalalaSpacingInPandaLand. Dominant Harry/Sub Draco. 8th year.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,411 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 629 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 6/19/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Red Against White by Determamfidd reviews
So Tony was just having a bit of fun with, you know, maybe about 3% revenge incorporated . Secrets are good to know, yeah? And Banner's been holding out on them, keeping these military lab sessions to himself. -TWs, language, science boyfriends-
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,667 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 63 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Talk Dirty to Me by harrys-girl-4-life reviews
One night, Harry and Draco find themselves trapped inside a very, very tiny broomcloset. When Draco discovers Harry's naughtiest kink, does he give into temptation? Or does he resist, and allow the knowledge to drive him mad? ONE-SHOT
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,726 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 553 - Follows: 77 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Defendere by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. When Harry stumbles into a magical ritual meant to enslave Draco, he manages to create a bond that leaves Draco with some free will. And the ability to irritate Harry in the name of "guarding" him. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 37,247 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 946 - Follows: 103 - Published: 2/28/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Touch Paradigm Phenomenon by Jack Solo Black reviews
Sheldon has a problem and he wants Leonards help... SLASH. M/M. Sheldon/Leonard. Smut. Rated M for a reason! lol.
Big Bang Theory - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,410 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 28 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sheldon C., Leonard H. - Complete
Artemis gets Drunk by The Midnightwalker reviews
See what happens when Artemis Fowl has a tast of liquor. This ovbiously rated M for mature. I wrote this just for fun. Thought it would make a hularious adition to Fanfiction.Hope you enjoy Artemis's crazy moments lol
Artemis Fowl - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 971 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 9/16/2011 - Artemis F., Butler
Wild Garden by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
The spell was supposed to make Draco's garden more beautiful and abundant. Instead, the plants have gone insane and are trying to break into the house. Will he be able to find a solution in time to host a Beltane festival? Snape/Harry/Draco threesome.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Mystery/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,111 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 33 - Published: 11/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M., Severus S. - Complete
Chosen Chains by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. After two years of exile, Harry is summoned back to Hogwarts to speak with Dumbledore's portrait. Draco is summoned back to speak with Snape's at the same time. What they find in each other will be even more challenging. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 8 - Words: 115,583 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 633 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/27/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Blissful Hearts by Himuro reviews
It's that time of year again, it's Valentine's. Everyone is happy and loving, like always, but not Harry. Harry hates Valentines & this year it's been hitting him more ever. What happens when a certain Draco Malfoy enters his life again? HPDM. Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,148 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 10/18/2010 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Pure Blood Wolf by purplerawr reviews
As punishment for his father's mistakes, Draco is bitten by Fenrir Greyback. Narcissa asks Severus to take him somewhere safe and he can only think of one place... which happens to be where Harry Potter will be spending most of his summer. ON HIATUS!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 31 - Words: 101,547 - Reviews: 541 - Favs: 380 - Follows: 592 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 12/9/2009 - Draco M., Harry P.
Love, Free as Air by Lomonaaeren reviews
SSHPDM slash. Harry, trapped in his Animagus form, stumbles upon Draco and Snape, who are trapped in a decaying relationship. All three of them will have to become more human. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 89,884 - Reviews: 572 - Favs: 625 - Follows: 321 - Updated: 9/20/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Because Potter Is Allergic to Poppies by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash. Someone tries to murder Auror Harry Potter in St. Mungo's, and it's up to Apprentice Healer Draco to solve the crime. For the glory, of course. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 42,774 - Reviews: 310 - Favs: 945 - Follows: 232 - Updated: 8/27/2010 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Lord of Light by Lomonaaeren reviews
AU, HPDM slash. Harry has a gift that let him defeat Voldemort and has made his living ever since. He's used to surprises. But he may not be used to the surprise he finds in Draco Malfoy. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,042 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 323 - Follows: 23 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
How the Other Survives by tuesdaymidnight reviews
In the aftermath of the war, Harry remains haunted by the last line of the fabled prophecy. Why does Draco Malfoy seem to be the only one who understands? Post DH, EWE. Rated M for dark themes.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 14,398 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 135 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Get Some by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM. Harry is getting rather fed up with everyone treating him differently after the war, and catches hold of the one person who doesn't seem to care about his hero status. Warnings for mature adult content and adult language.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 81,220 - Reviews: 1811 - Favs: 3,755 - Follows: 761 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
What A Malfoy Wants by Froststar11 reviews
Draco Malfoy had come to a realization: He wanted Harry Potter. And what a Malfoy wants, a Malfoy gets... Let the scheming begin. M for Language. OOC. Crazy, Egotistical Draco. CRACK!fic based on a dream. You've been warned : DRARRY. Mild LLxGW
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,971 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 16 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Frisky Potions Master by Cain Hargreaves reviews
It has been five years since Draco Malfoy set foot in Hogwarts. He's fresh out of college and ready to teach. His old crush is teaching there as well. The 'Boy Who Lived.' Can he keep his sanity and even fall in love?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/14/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Suds by ConstantComment reviews
Sometimes grueling workdays have their merits. Written for the Serpentinelion kinkfest on LJ. Contains: Graphic male/male shower!sex, established relationship, top!Draco.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,656 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Payback by Imaginewhirledpeas reviews
Draco does something to upset Harry. Retaliation is required. HP/DM
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Need You Now by ConstantSnow reviews
Based off the Lady Antebellum song: Need You Now. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,845 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 14 - Published: 6/15/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Perfect Space by EruditeWitch reviews
Harry has been set on a path he's never expected, but now he can't stop moving down it. Draco has to pick up the pieces of an unfamiliar life.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 19,482 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Storm's Breath by dawnfireangel reviews
Returning to Hogwarts was not Draco's idea of a good time. Especially not with Veela genes, growing wings, and Potter's new healing obsession. Switching POV, SLASH, H/D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,092 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 229 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Letting Go by UchiHime reviews
The hardest part of moving on isn't letting go. Short one-shot. Rated for mature themes. DMHP
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
No Excuses by bohemiandreams reviews
Or, In Which Draco Malfoy gets himself into Trouble, with a capital T. Draco is fantasizing about a certain Gryffindor, and smut ensues. Draco/Harry.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,097 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
The Payback by Keppiehed reviews
Draco is all bad in this tale of revenge. Co-written with Grander fanfics as a gift story, it is full of all sorts of deviant goodness. Um, evil. So mind those warnings, you twisted folks out there! They take up half a page inside. I kid you not.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,113 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 15 - Published: 5/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
A Story About Chocolate by Kyonkichi89 reviews
Draco decides that Vampirism severely interferes with his exquisite taste in fine cuisine, so he decides to do something about it. D/H slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,472 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 18 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Those Who Wank Together by Tale Kayler reviews
After a stimulating conversation back at Gryffindor common room, Harry escapes to the Room of Requirement. However, the room is already in use by one Draco Malfoy. Their encounter? Bliss.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 11,285 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 190 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 5/22/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Worthy by Lokifan reviews
Harry/Draco. "I've got Harry Potter in chains. A couple of years ago this would have really helped with my Death Eater resume." Warnings: D/s, bondage
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 632 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 24 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Tantalizingly Delicious by Intarsia reviews
hpdm Harry and Draco sneeking out at night is but the result of an agument where the discovered that they're not as different as they thought. It's midnight in the Room of Requirement, and many things involving their rahter unorthadox relationship ensue.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,109 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Hung Parliament by Lokifan reviews
Harry/Draco. Politics make Harry want to smack someone. Luckily, he has Draco there to be smacked. Warnings: spanking, D/s. Note: neither character expresses the author's political views. This is porn, not polemic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,794 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 222 - Follows: 38 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Just my luck by Bendleshnitz reviews
I refuse to make the same mistake again. My first time writing these two! -Not Canon Compliant- --Not Betaed--
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,359 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
The colours of love by Daniella Jackson reviews
Mature content, slash, BDSM. Rorry. Ron explains which are for him colours of love and why. I suck at summaries plz check.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/7/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Peace is Just a Facade by Ayla Pascal reviews
This is my rifle, this is my gun; this is for fighting, this is for fun. Ron/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 15 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Diabeeuts and the Men Who Has it by UltraSuperKawaiiDesuDesu reviews
Nothing sweeter than diabetic love. RonxHarry
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 634 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Thunderstorm by thepretender501 reviews
Harry is not a big fan of thunder and lightning. Flufftastic!Harry. *Warnings* underage 17 , slash, takes place during DH.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,220 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/29/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Edge by idioticonion reviews
Call him The Commodore. Explicit Ted/Barney Slash, BDSM
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,292 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/28/2010 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Care to Join Me? by Red Roses Turn White reviews
Because, more often than not, it’s the world that’s wrong about love. It doesn’t matter though; they’re not listening. FredxGeorge. Slash. Twincest.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
False Starts and False Hopes by Youngauthor27 reviews
I still needed you... You're all I had left and then you were gone." *All warnings posted inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/25/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Dumb Dares by CloudNineKitty reviews
Naruto and his friends play a game of dumb dares at the office. What Naruto didn't know was that this game was going to change his life in more ways than one. COMPLETE; look for the better and revised version "Dumb Dares Revisited"
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 52,317 - Reviews: 1400 - Favs: 2,068 - Follows: 835 - Updated: 4/18/2010 - Published: 1/25/2008 - Sasuke U., Naruto U. - Complete
Reptilisarous by FTML reviews
!SLASH SLASH SLASH! Harry casts a spell on Draco, which at first, doesn't seem to work, but soon after, brings about suprising and very intimate results. This story's inspired by the fairtale "The Frog Prince" XD or shall I say, "The Horny Frong Price"
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,899 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Horror Movies by ObsessiveDevil reviews
In which Sirius is scared of horror movies, and Remus gets a little flustered. RLSB slash. Gift Fic for MyChemicalRomance0666. Rated M to be safe, but it's not really that bad.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,203 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Fit as a Ferret by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Ron is not happy about his new exercise companion.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,182 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/11/2010 - [Ron W., Draco M.] - Complete
Pretty Baby by LiterarySpell reviews
Draco has a secret that they both love for Harry to exploit.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,408 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 281 - Follows: 26 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Chains of Earth by Cheryl Dyson reviews
Draco is kidnapped and forced to make a choice between taking his own life or becoming something less than human. Of course, he makes the right decision. Enter Harry, who discovers he has a bit of a thing for wings. This fic will contain MATURE ADULT CONTENT. :D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 93,347 - Reviews: 1509 - Favs: 3,146 - Follows: 649 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Serpens by thatswhyyyoudont reviews
Oneshot. Harry x Draco slash. Set during Goblet of Fire. After another argument with Ron one night, Harry runs into the last person he wants to see.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,356 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Shag Bands by VendettaX reviews
Fun collection of Drarry one shots based around shag bands and what happens when you break them : Contains slash, smut and fluff. Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 21,639 - Reviews: 176 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Suitor by idioticonion reviews
Barney finally gets Ted in a suit, but then he can't keep his hands off of him. Set after Season 5 Girls vs Suits. M/M explicit slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,168 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Parseltongue Perversion by dracosoftie reviews
Harry finds out that Draco has a kink for Parseltongue, and he uses it to his advantage mercilessly.Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and slight dub-con. Also angst and no fluff. No, really. NO FLUFF.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,064 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 31 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
7 Minutes in Hell by The Unintended Muse reviews
Whilst at a hyped-up party, a small group of students get bored. Now they all get 7 Minutes to do exactly what they want to do to the partner the other students pick out for them. And Draco has wanted to do something to Harry for a very long time. SLASH!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,850 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 3/5/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Pantomime by ConstantComment reviews
Written for speedpr0nz round #3 on LJ: It’s Anonymous Night at Pantomime, Draco’s favourite night club, and he plans to take advantage.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,108 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Draco Hates Emo's! by Emo-Ashes reviews
Harry has decided to go emo and Draco is not pleased, that is until he finds out Harry has a tongue ring! Warning Emo!Harry In my opinion pure HOTNESS! Harry trying a very inexperienced blowjob Draco making Harry beg and the goodness of slash! YUMMY!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,434 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 10 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The Wanderer by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
Denial can be a long river when its traveler is stubborn, and Ron Weasley is nothing, if not stubborn. This is the story of how he traveled the world in flight of his demons, and how one person helped him find his way home again.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,080 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/2/2010 - [Ron W., Draco M.] - Complete
Green Eyes Don't Lie by Attention Deficit reviews
Draco, a master of leaving cold sheets, wants a new challenge in bed, and he finds it tonight in the green eyes of one Harry Potter. WARNING MATURE!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,495 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
HD 'Magic Eight Ball' by tigersilver reviews
Hermione brings a Muggle device to their usual after-work drinking sessions; Malfoy is utterly fascinated. Harry is not, especially as Malfoy keeps asking it questions about his personal life. AU; EWE, JuniorAurors!Harry smuff-filled center. Complete.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 42,396 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 243 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 3/30/2010 - Published: 2/26/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Come Slowly, Eden by Lomonaaeren reviews
HPDM slash, oneshot. Harry didn't mean to start liking Draco Malfoy. It just happened. COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 17,909 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 429 - Follows: 18 - Published: 3/30/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Nothing's More Beautiful Than This by MystressXOXO reviews
Harry loves a certain part of the male body, especially Draco's.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
The One Where Ron and Hermione Find Out by EruditeWitch reviews
When Harry is injured, the secret is out. Will their relationship last such a startling revelation? Harry/Draco
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 13,107 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 30 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Not Less of Love by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry comes back to eighth year knowing exactly what he wants, and unfortunately for him, so does Draco. Harry finds out about Draco's new side and definitely doesn’t want to help. But it's not really up to him. Veela fic
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 37,939 - Reviews: 148 - Favs: 692 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 3/27/2010 - Published: 3/22/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
The Tenderness of Patient Minds by MairiNathaira reviews
SLASH WARNINGS! The war against the Muggles has finally ended, but now Ron faces and battles his own new war.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,315 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Quidditch Accident? by Nettan87 reviews
Something goes wrong during a Quidditch match and Draco kisses Harry, now he can't stop thinking about it!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,113 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 15 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Third time lucky by sweet-dirty reviews
Harry Potter. The dark-haired, green-eyed good guy. Draco Malfoy. The silvery-blonde, grey-eyed bad guy. Two archenemies in detention together. Fasten your seatbelts, it's gonna be a bumpy ride!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,903 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
A Big Surprise by FanofBellaandEdward reviews
Draco gets suspicious when Harry's always too tired for sex. Is Harry ill of is he cheating? Only one way to find out. DM/HP Slash, Please read and review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,837 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 557 - Follows: 80 - Published: 3/26/2010 - [Draco M., Harry P.] - Complete
Eyes As Distant As The Stars Reflected In Them by VixenReborn reviews
Zukaang week prompt Warmth: Space was many things; Warm wasn't on of them. AU, In case you didn't guess.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,678 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Rounds have never been so fun by Killer of the Night reviews
Late at night when everyone should be in bed, prefects must round up the little rule breakers and put them to bed. Harry never thought he would have to take them to bed...like this. MATURE THREESOME,Het,Yaoi READ and REVIEW. You better be 16! Enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,893 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Rope by idioticonion reviews
Ted discovers that Barney loves being tied up. Warning: M/M sex and bondage. Set during Slaspgiving 2
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 979 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
Our Bed by darkmorsmordreheart reviews
For WiseDraco's Birthday. H/D. "And he told me that he loved me, too." NonMagic.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,310 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
No Words by DrarryTLA reviews
This is just a one-shot about Harry not talking anymore and then someone helps him talk again. Then it gets cute after that. Real summary inside the story. :D m/m. mpreg. mature content
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 318 - Follows: 31 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Purr For Me by LiterarySpell reviews
Harry’s kitten has been naughty. Warnings: D/s, animal play kitty play
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,133 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 29 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Draco Hates Skinny Jeans! by Emo-Ashes reviews
Harry likes wearing skinny jeans, Draco loves taking them off! Non-Magic, AU, SLASH, Teasing!Draco Adorable!Wanton!Harry. One-shot.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,994 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
That Pretty Rage by WhatWldMrsWeasleyDo reviews
A sequence of secret love poems written by Draco Malfoy about Ron Weasley.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,458 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
Heated Steel by misshris18 reviews
Harry can't help himself or his libido when it comes to guns. Draco/Harry Slash, smut/lemons
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,194 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 112 - Follows: 17 - Published: 3/8/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
Good Dog by brissygirl reviews
Summary – Padfoot must be a good puppy or he won’t get his reward Warnings – Slash, M/M sex, spanking, voyeurism
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,274 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/6/2010 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Two turning into four by AskoII reviews
During the fifth book in the summer Harry and Ron is having a "private" time together when two twins suddenly rush into the room... RWxHPxFWxGW - Warning, foursome and smut! Roses for everyone who review!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,763 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 169 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/12/2010 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Lucius choice by ssnapelover reviews
Snape looks back on his past when he is about to kill the man he loves. With thanks to Karin for her translation from Dutch. Warning: slash, abuse.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,890 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/31/2010 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
What It Means To Whistle by PreventPersuadePervert reviews
Fred is stuck on earth, and his twin is definitely to blame. There isn't a thing he can do about it either, until one night when he utters a few whispered words. Twincest and Slash. Post Series.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,564 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 6 - Published: 1/10/2010 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
The Abysmal Dating Life of Harry Potter by Celebony reviews
Dating's tough when you're Harry Potter. Ron watches his best friend go through some very bad dating experiences, while going through some awkward ones of his own. H/R slash. Please note the rating and warnings inside.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 24,994 - Reviews: 399 - Favs: 940 - Follows: 199 - Updated: 1/9/2010 - Published: 11/18/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Secure by Dreaming-Of-A-Nightmare reviews
Aang literally awoke one day and realized: he doesn't love Katara like he used to. So, restless one night, he talks to Toph before leaving to visit an old friend. But little does he know that his friend is who he needs. .:. Zukaang. 3-part oneshot. Smut!
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,346 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 23 - Published: 1/5/2010 - Aang, Zuko - Complete
Uh, Ginny? by xXxAngelSoPreciousxXx reviews
When Ron gets agitated from watching Ginny and Dean snog in the Three Broomsticks, he decides to get her attention in a very queer sort of way. slash! Yes Harry and Ron are OOC. Get over it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
My Sweetest Sin by Butterfly-xxx-Vamp reviews
ONE SHOT - Fred and George in a shower... summary sucks FWXGW TWINCEST
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 159 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 12/28/2009 - Published: 9/10/2008 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Summer Mates by hpgeek512 reviews
Why waste your time putting up a tent when you could be doing other things? Completely AU/AR. : Boys are under aged here- 16 yrs *for the US not UK* . RW/HP Warnings!- teenage smexing, implies intercourse
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Bend Me, Break Me by sexyscholar reviews
My fic for the 1st annual Ficadron competition on Livejournal. I didn't win in my round, but I'm proud of my submission regardless. : Warnings: Graphic sexual situations between underage boys, fighting, biting, elements of breath and blood play.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,841 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 12/21/2009 - Draco M., Ron W. - Complete
To Be Noticed by ConstantComment reviews
So, all right, maybe Neville was a bit oblivious to his shagworhty status, but he was noticing other things. Like the fact that Harry Potter had become quite the looker since-well, since always, but that wasn’t the point. The thing was: he noticed...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,387 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 496 - Follows: 44 - Published: 11/8/2009 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Halloween Surprise by Elpin reviews
This is very late, but I found it on my computer from 2006. It's Harry/Ron slash eventually with a little het in the beginning, sort of: Harry gets a little surprise for Halloween.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,754 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/5/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
A Little is Enough by kutnerlove reviews
Fred is gone and George knows the key to getting him back lies in choclate eyes and the most wonderful sex he's ever experienced.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 14,523 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/20/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Fromeo And Georgiet by sillhouettesinsunsets reviews
Fred and George’s relationship might be coming to an untimely end what with Ron barging in at the wrong time and all, so before they receive the ultimatum of a life time Fred looks back on how it all began.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,845 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/5/2009 - Fred W., George W. - Complete
Pranks and Vines by Valie reviews
Neville finds himself in a bad spot when Harry and Draco decide to 'play' around with him. -Harry/Draco/Neville- -Slash- Oneshot at the moment
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Neville L., Harry P. - Complete
Truth or Dare for Lack of a Better Title by Youngauthor27 reviews
The Gryffindor boys' game night brings a few things to light. *AU-NOT Cannon Compliant*All Warnings Posted Inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,284 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
What Love Really Means by blue artemis reviews
Ron, Harry and Hermione discover what love really means together after dealing with Ginny one evening.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,767 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 15 - Published: 9/8/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Polish by Youngauthor27 reviews
A short conversation between lovers in which a bottle of blue nail polish is discussed. *Onseshot/Drabble/All Warnings Posted Inside*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/3/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Confession by Youngauthor27 reviews
Ron makes a confession and Harry realizes he has one of his own. *All warnings posted inside.*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,127 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Published: 9/2/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Plundered by Digitallace reviews
AU Pirate Drarry - Captain Potter is a revered member of the Royal British Fleet, sent to capture and hang all known pirates. His personal vendetta is the Dread Pirate Black, but what will he do when he finds the scoundrel?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 28,583 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 515 - Follows: 166 - Updated: 8/13/2009 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Flying by OCDdegrassi reviews
Harry just wants to be normal, but Ron can't force himself to stick around and watch. Suicide and Slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 711 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Hogwarts: A Hedonistic History by dracosoftie reviews
Harry and Draco write their own version of Hogwarts: A History, detailing their quest to christen as many rooms in the castle as possible. A silly, smutty slash adventure. Warnings for slash, explicit sexual content and language. H/D multiple pairings
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 58,703 - Reviews: 477 - Favs: 602 - Follows: 225 - Updated: 8/4/2009 - Published: 11/12/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
I still like yours better by WWT reviews
The twins think somethings up when they are called upon to take Granger and Ron to the professor's office before the second event of the tri-wizard cup. Ron thinks they're right and dashes to tell Harry what he should have ages ago. Twincest and Harry/Ron
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 881 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/31/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Misusing Muggle Artifacts by Dearest Martha reviews
Mr. Weasley brings his work home one day. Harry is naughty. Harry/Ron.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,104 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Worthless by CrimsonRose18 reviews
Harry has a secert which is being used as blackmail. Hermione hates him because of something she saw. what's a guy to do? Slash!Sequel now up!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,183 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 7/17/2009 - Published: 6/14/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Angora Wings and Other Things by Der Mondstrahl reviews
Lucius Malfoy fails to make the potion he wants and hires Severus Snape to help him out. It isn't until Lucius meets Severus face to face that he discovers that the side effects of his failed potion will make Snape's stay with him much more interesting.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,070 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/15/2009 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Midnight Snack by LauraxHorrorxScene reviews
Harry stumbles upon a certain red head doing certain...ahem...activities, in the Room of Requirement. Ron/Harry slash. Lemony-fresh. ;D
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,063 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/5/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Crimson Silver Dragon HP PWP 18 by CrisNoWait reviews
Summary: When a spell to break curses fails, Snape must seek out an old friend for assistance. Three-some Severus/Lucius/Harry PWP Warning Slash/Male x Male
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,887 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 79 - Follows: 11 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Dribble Drabble by MS-Manuscript reviews
Funny, how many ways you could touch someone without ever laying a finger on them.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 341 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Pretty Snivelus by Alexandros Black reviews
Why is Severus dressed in drag in a muggle street? And what is Lucius doing in a car, talking to him? A second degree fanfic, inspired by an idea in Pandapens's "Hate, love and the rest". Oneshot, LM/SS.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,317 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/10/2009 - Severus S., Lucius M. - Complete
Fiddle by idioticonion reviews
Barney's secret. Warning: Mild M/M sexual activity. Spoilers for The Leap.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 918 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/7/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
My Assistant by ResDes2 reviews
Barney and Ted have some fun with PJ, the assistant. But not at the same time. Slash. Hotness. Based on one episode with references to others. REVIEW AND TELL YOUR FRIENDS!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Ted M., Barney S.
Sigh by idioticonion reviews
Ted is forced to decide. Set after the Three Days Rule. Very crack!fic!
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 362 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/30/2009 - Ted M., Barney S.
Strawberries And Cream by TeaSpices reviews
Poor Ron doesn't know what hit him. Flustered!Ron. SeductiveWithStrawberries!Harry. From my twisted imagination. Sadly, I wrote this in SCHOOl! /GASP!/
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 705 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/19/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Toys on the Forest Floor by VladsGirl reviews
Another RonxHarry oneshot! Rated M for sex! This time it gets, what's the word... Kinky? Yaoi, BoyxBoy, RonxHarry, shota-con.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 21 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Cold by VladsGirl reviews
It's cold in the Gryphindor boy's dormitory one night. So Harry decides to "cuddle" up close with Ron. Rated M for underaged sex. Yaoi, boyxboy, shota-con, and of course, RonxHarry. Or HarryxRon...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,788 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 19 - Published: 4/10/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
April Fools by st.als.twilighters reviews
Ron finds out that Hermione been cheating on him with Harry.on MSN!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 571 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/3/2009 - Ron W., Harry P. - Complete
Harry Gets Lucky by slantedknitting reviews
Harry, Ron, and Hermione drunkenly escape from a post-war party. Brief Ron/Hermione. Mostly Ron/Harry slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,075 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/28/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
However We Can by slantedknitting reviews
Harry and Ron will be with each other whichever way they can. Harry/Ron slash.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,134 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/25/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
sweet revenge by leprekan187 reviews
Violent Revenge Rape,vulgar, slash, lemons, limes rated Mature for a reason dont like dont read, that simple. fyi, this is not one of my usual musings. i'm not really sure where it came from...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Angst/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/26/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Happy New Year by idioticonion reviews
A set of stories following Barney from 31st Dec 2008. AU from Season 4, Little Minnesota. These stories draw heavily on darlingchaos's Alternative Universe over on livejournal but can be read as a stand-alone.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 28,270 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/26/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Barney S., Ted M. - Complete
Present Tense by Demented Inu reviews
Leaving the wizard world gave him some security, stability. Loneliness makes him forget about his former best friend and all that he left behind... until that friend returns to him. HarryRon.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,375 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Harry P., Ron W. - Complete
Must Love Quidditch by dracosoftie reviews
Through a series of emails from an online dating site, Harry thinks he's found his perfect match. Will the bond they've forged survive after their identities are revealed? H/D. Warnings for slash, language and explicit sexual content.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,542 - Reviews: 3390 - Favs: 4,931 - Follows: 1,000 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Brotection by idioticonion reviews
Ted looks after Barney after the events in 4.12 Benefits. Contains Barney/Ted slash.
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 1/22/2009 - Published: 1/19/2009 - Ted M., Barney S. - Complete
The Weasley Wheezes by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
An unexpected pregnancy leaves Ron a disgruntled house-husband, while Hermione spends more and more time at work. A bet with Malfoy over their kids' summer Quidditch league teams changes things. Slash with implied Het
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Family/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,400 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/15/2009 - [Draco M., Ron W.] - Complete
Waiting for a chance by hagnes reviews
LM/SS It's hard to resist when a caring and beautiful being embraces and comforts you. It can easily turn into hurt, however, if you realize that you were just being used by him. And when the tables are turned...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/14/2009 - Lucius M., Severus S. - Complete
The Naked Chef by idioticonion reviews
In "The Duel" Season 1 Marshall told Ted an important fact about Barney that has never been explored and Ted has probably forgotten by now. This is silly, fun and fluffy. AU - Set after S04 Not a Father's Day
How I Met Your Mother - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,539 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/16/2008 - Robin S., Barney S. - Complete
Maybe, This Time by sexyscholar reviews
An invitation to spend the night prompts both Ron and Draco to bring new elements into their relationship. PostHogwarts era. Established relationship. Brief mention of RHr. Fluffy as all hell.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,324 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/15/2006 - Ron W., Draco M. - Complete
Ferret by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
The slimy ferret is disturbing the peace. Ron's POV. HP/DM with unrequited HP/RW
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 442 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/30/2005 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Touché by RonsPigwidgeon reviews
We are silent. I can feel him standing next to me, only an inch separating our shoulders from brushing against each other, but we do not touch.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 510 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/14/2005 - [Ron W., Draco M.] - Complete
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An Amazing Reaction reviews
In which Peter is innocent, Wade is perverted, Steve and Tony disapprove, and there's a 'ghost' haunting Stark Tower. Superfamily, Spideypool. Rated M for future sexeh time.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,472 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 12/16/2012 - Published: 10/24/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S.
A Primal Reaction reviews
In which Steve longs for the Science Boyfriends, and they plot to have him.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,614 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 193 - Follows: 144 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 9/17/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
At Death's Door reviews
Loki is sent back to Earth by the All Father, made to live among the Avengers as punishment. Fury calls in an expert in the arcane to keep an eye on him. The new member is secretly a fanboy...hilarity ensues. Slash, ThunderFrost, FrostIron, Science!Boyfriends, Stony, Hulkeye...ect.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,126 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 24 - Published: 10/3/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Captain America/Steve R.
Kink Bingo For the Win! reviews
So...A friend and I decided to play kink bingo with the Marvel/Avengers world. The rules are; Must be SLASH. Each story must be at least 500 words, and the first to get five in a row wins...other than that...everything goes.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 992 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/21/2012 - Captain America/Steve R., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
A Chemical Reaction reviews
In which Tony Stark is an idiot and Bruce Banner misreads signals.
Avengers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,435 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 9/5/2012 - Published: 8/4/2012 - Iron Man/Tony S., Hulk/Bruce B. - Complete
Sing of the Sun reviews
The war is over. Harry is tired of being the hero. Draco is tired of being the bad guy. And Shane is determined to do everything in his power to get the two together... HPDM Slash. You no like? Don't read. Simple really...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,114 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 7/29/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.
Twisted
doing a rewrite
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 35 - Published: 6/3/2010
When The Cullens Met Me reviews
Jennifer is a vampire slayer looking for a few months of peace. Edward is simply entranced by her existence, and her utter hatred for him, and the fact that she can't stake him...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,807 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/10/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward
The Secret Underground World of Vampires reviews
Kale: Your ordinary hbrid/vampire/werewolf/mermaid witch Edward: Your everyday animal-hunting vampire The Plot: Yeah, I'm working on that...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,328 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Edward
Those Crazy Brits reviews
Eris Stormsong, and her friends never expected to end up at the famous Hogwarts School Of Witchcraft and Wizardry when they signed up for the foreign exchange program at Raumage Academy. What happens when these insane Americans meet these crazy brits?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,894 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Scorpius M., Albus S. P.
The Line reviews
Harry Potter is gay. Draco Malfoy is hot for him. But when Harry comes out of the closet, Draco realizes he doesn't want their fling to end... HPDM slash VERY EXPLICIT!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,811 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 4/6/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Draco M., Harry P.