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Author has written 9 stories for Harry Potter, Mistborn Trilogy, Death Note, Disney, Doctor Who, and Naruto.

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Hi. We, the Severus Snape Fan Club, have only just gotten this account and are rather new to the world of fanfiction. So, if you decide to review our stories or profile, please be kind. We have a pet hydra. Anyway. We will most likely only write for Harry Potter. We expect our profile to grow (and grow and grow), and will have a section about each of us specifically. Our pen names are Anita Skeeter, Oceana Trelawny, and Scheherazade Chandler so far. If you see one or more of our names at the top, it was written by that person or people. Well, on to the specifics, and if you do, thanks for reading.


Anita Skeeter

MLIA

Anita "the awesome" Skeeter- my real name starts with A too! I love gymnastics, scrambled eggs, and IMing. And being totally awesome- did I mention I'm the one with the pet hydra? They're so cute. I also have two gerbils, named Sirius and Remus. Remy is gray and white, and a semi-finalist at a hamster ball derby (rock on petco people!), and Sirius is all black (haha). My favorite foods are dim sum, homemade truffles, and caaaakkeeeeee!My previous experience with this stuff includes being a total harry potter (hazel)nut, and getting chocolate in my keyboard. And I have a British accent- in America! I am a talented poet, and shall post one I wrote summarizing book three in Harry Potter as soon as I can get this whacked-out account activated. My favorite songs are, Hips Don't Lie, by Shakira, Jolene, by Dolly Parton, Just the Two of Us, by Bill Withers, and Dancing in the Moonlight, Build me Up Buttercup, Thank You, by Dido, and Boulevard of Broken Dreams, by Green Day. Most often said:"Rolls eyes..." "Ok, where did you put the cheese grater?!"(that one more than you'd think) "Well, that's helpful now!" and "What?" I also have a couple of pen pals from an online course I did this summer. I saw an ameba under a microscope the other day. Sorry- can't get over that! (Well, I saw it three months ago, but it's so incredibly awesome!) Also, I am GREAT at April Fool's tricks. Send me any good ones you have played! Did I mention I am very bossy? And I love to sing in the shower. Bet i can beat you at checkers! I am a grade up in math, and a supergenius- no, an evil genius. Mwahahahaha! Anyone who knows me has probably figured me out by now, so, if you've tracked me down, give me a call! Well, onto Oceana and Scheherazade!

Oceana Trelawny

I will sometimes appear in stories, sometimes just write them. About myself: I love singing and I play piano and french horn, I enjoy painting and making jewelry, and I live in the U.S. along with my friends. I love reading both books and fanfiction.

Does anyone else think that Breakeven by The Script should be Severus Snape's theme song? Especially right after he calls Lily a mudblood.

Just because we haven't written anything about Snape or favorite stories with him as a bad guy, it doesn't mean we don't like him. We just can't think of a good Snape story (yet), and EvilSnape charecters are generally OOC about him. Anita: Woo! We love Snape!

Favorite Books:

Mistborn, by Brandon Sanderson
Harry Potter(obviously)
Any Tamora Pierce(especially Tortall books)
the Uglies/Pretties/Extras series by Scott Westerfeld
Most Fantasy and Science Fiction

Harry Potter pairings:

Smart or Backbone Harry/Hermione
Some Harry/Ginny
Time Travel Ginny or Hermione/Tom Riddle (as long as it is realistic)
Severus/Lily(possibly my favorite pairing)

If a pairing isn't listed here, it doesn't mean I won't read it.

Music:

Beatles
Wicked, Hairspray, Mama Mia/Abba, Singing in the Rain (A lot of broadway musicals)
Some popular stuff that is playing
Mary Black
Clasical
Some other music(I have an odd colection of favorite music, now that I look at it)

Quotes from Brandon Sanderson's books(Brandon Sanderson is my favorite author):

"I've always been very confident in my immaturity."

""Marsh: Our best efforts were never even a mild annoyance to the Lord Ruler."
"Kelsier: Ah, but being an annoyance is something that I am very good at. In
fact, I'm far more than just a 'mild' annoyance--people tell me I can

be downright frustrating. Might as well use this talent for the cause of good, eh?""

"'There's always another secret.' -Kelsier"

"I'm convinced that responsibility is some kind of psychological disease."

"Well Vin says that there's something behind all this, right? Some evil force of doom or whatever? Well, if I were said force of doom, then I certainly wouldn't have used my powers to turn the land black. It just lacks flair. Red. Now, that would be an interesting color. Think of the possibilities--if the ash were red, the rivers would run like blood. Black is so monotonous that you can forget about it, but red--you'd always be thinking, 'Why, look at that. That hill is red. That evil force of doom trying to destroy me certainly has style."

Scheherazade Chandler

Disney Nerd.

Cloudcuckoolander.

Harry Potter Nerd.

Did I mention I'm a 4,000 year old immortal who has loads of epic powers, and I took a blood bond with L from Death Note so now we're related?

Enough said.

Congrats and cookies if you actually READ this all!(is it too long?)

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Dreamers in the Shadows by EstelRaca reviews
Something marked them when they fell-something old, something inhuman, something patient. Nearly two centuries later, a group of college students try to fix the problems in their own world while being stalked across a dream battleground at night. It wouldn't be so bad if the dreams didn't come with a language, memories, and names... as well as frightening real-world effects.
Les Miserables - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Drama - Chapters: 31 - Words: 217,299 - Reviews: 356 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 187 - Updated: 12/20/2013 - Published: 6/6/2012 - Enjolras, Grantaire
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... Ch. 101, Precautionary Measures: Pt. 2.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 101 - Words: 561,157 - Reviews: 23748 - Favs: 13,382 - Follows: 12,288 - Updated: 12/11/2013 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G.
Snake Among the Lions by Kira Regulus Black reviews
Dumbledore left Harry at the Dursley's knowing he would be abused. What if Harry was more like Tom Riddle than he knew? What if he was a bit smarter this time? Quite obviously AU, Dark!Harry Manipulative!Harry Independent!Harry Poss. Evil!Harry
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 26 - Words: 36,407 - Reviews: 200 - Favs: 511 - Follows: 603 - Updated: 12/1/2013 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Harry P.
Seeing Red by peaches1418 reviews
A series about Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy. As in most fanfics concerning this pairing, they hate each other in school. Eventually they end up married. The trouble being that poor Rosie is having a slightly difficult time remembering the events that occurred inbetween...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 68,669 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 9/10/2013 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Scorpius M., Rose W.
Hiccups by Queen of Black Cats reviews
When Sarah gets the hiccups, Henri devises a plan to make them go away. Little does he know, he's just creating other problems. Please read and review! Rated T because depending on how I feel I may throw some super fluff in. Sarah and James
Liberty's Kids - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,502 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 7/7/2012 - Published: 7/3/2009
Folie à Plusiers by CaCoPhOnY Of ScReAmS reviews
It started with one. Patient zero, retrieved from Washington DC, America. Alfred F.Jones was admitted by his college roommate at 13:08 on June 16th. Diagnosis: Delusional.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 89,454 - Reviews: 1424 - Favs: 1,227 - Follows: 1,304 - Updated: 6/24/2012 - Published: 10/20/2009 - America
Uzumaki Harry by Shadow Crystal Mage reviews
Uzumaki Harry is the adopted brother of Naruto and Sasuke, under the guardianship of Jiraiya. Anko is his sensei. He edits 'Icha Icha'. Can you picture how messed up this is going to be?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 173,750 - Reviews: 1490 - Favs: 1,846 - Follows: 1,895 - Updated: 4/27/2012 - Published: 10/28/2005 - Harry P., Myrtle
The Contest of Deep Dark Secrets by Ratt9 reviews
Light proposes a contest where everyone has to write down their embarrassing secrets, and everyone tries to figure out which secret goes to whom. Who chased clowns with forks? Who draws themselves wearing bras? Who has a Barney the Dinosaur obsession?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,473 - Reviews: 366 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 4/1/2012 - Published: 4/17/2011 - L, Light Y.
Burnt Toast by zealousfreak27 reviews
A Doctor Who one-shot. Ace's Revenge on The Doctor for Ghost Light. A silly story.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 808 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2011 - Dorothy M./Ace, 7th Doctor - Complete
Harry Potter and the Sins of the Founders by CaffeEspresso reviews
AU Year 6. Takes place instead of the Half-Blood Prince. Novel-length story, sequel also planned for Year 7 , eventual H-Hr. EVENTUAL. PDF, EPUB formats available - see author profile .
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 70,374 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 3/31/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Harry P., Hermione G.
The Innocence Of Guilt by ENSIGN reviews
Harry Potter was sentenced to Azkaban prison. However he never went there. Who is James Pathertrory and what has he got against the Death Eaters. Unspeakable, Confident and Cocky Harry. Post OOTP, HBP ccomplient. No DH relation.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 156,300 - Reviews: 1491 - Favs: 3,189 - Follows: 3,497 - Updated: 9/17/2010 - Published: 5/28/2005 - Harry P., OC
Harry Potter and the Instant Message by licoricelaces reviews
Wizards discover the internet, and craziness ensues. Deaths are not applicable, as some people who have died are alive, while others are still dead. This doesn't really make any chronological sense.. Anyone in the books could appear woohoo!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,093 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Nagini, James P.
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 5480 - Favs: 7,588 - Follows: 2,907 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
Ctrl, Alt, Mikami! by Keitii Manga reviews
Mikami writes in his Death Note! What an interesting day! xD Don't kill me, I come in peace...Rating may change! tell me wacha think.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 12,454 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Mikami T. - Complete
The Hogwarts Blog by TwiLyght Sans Sparkles reviews
Dumbledore has started a blog. Read thoughts from Dumbledore, Harry, Ron, Snape and even Voldemort! Moderately AU. Coauthored with a friend of mine. Rated T to be safe. COMPLETE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 169 - Words: 119,319 - Reviews: 3743 - Favs: 849 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 8/18/2008 - Published: 11/10/2007 - Complete
Altered Destinies by DobbyElfLord reviews
DONE! Harry has defeated Voldemort, but it was a costly victory. Aberforth Dumbledore presents a plan to go back and kill the infant Riddle, but Harry will have to stay there 10 years. Can Harry alter the wizarding world's destiny? WWII and Grindelwald
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Suspense - Chapters: 39 - Words: 289,078 - Reviews: 3364 - Favs: 4,932 - Follows: 1,726 - Updated: 9/1/2007 - Published: 9/15/2006 - Harry P., Tom R. Jr. - Complete
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Bye Bye Universe!
Ace and Naruto combine their skilz to make explosives! All. Day.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 495 - Published: 3/9/2012 - Dorothy M./Ace, Naruto U. - Complete
L's Family reviews
I think this is going to be a fic about L's family. They will eventually all meet. Probably by chapter 2.
Crossover - Disney & Death Note - Rated: K - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/29/2011 - Published: 3/28/2011 - L
Light & L Chat reviews
Light and L chat message each other. NO YAOI! Other characters may come in too.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 859 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/19/2011
Wizarding Idol reviews
Read it if you wish, but I'm not promising Shakespeare. Still, now we have five published stories. Yay!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 817 - Reviews: 3 - Updated: 1/6/2011 - Published: 1/2/2011 - Luna L., Draco M.
InquisiCandy reviews
Has nothing to do with anything. I had the idea of Inquisitors trick-or-treating from a photo... enough said.
Mistborn Trilogy - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 157 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Complete
The Crazy Adventures of Minnerva McGonagal reviews
Minnie's school years, her friends, mainly characters based on us, and what she gets up to before being a strict teacher. Will be done by the whole SSFC. Is temporarily on hold; plot issues.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,896 - Reviews: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/4/2010 - Minerva M., OC
Bangy Bang Bang Bang! reviews
This is about when Sirius Black and Severus Snape try to have a once and for all faceoff- it doesn't quite work out!Note:The Klingon and Breen are alien people from star trek. Bangy bang bang bang!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 4/13/2010 - Sirius B., Severus S.
Potter Songs We Have Written reviews
Just a bunch of random song parodies for HP, ALL of the SSFC have or will write a chapter or two. Mainly disney songs so far with occasional others. This is really just for fun.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/13/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010