Author has written 5 stories for Twilight.
10 Commandments of a Teenager
1) Thou shall not sneak out when parents are sleeping.
Theres No Such Thing As Stupid People. Theres Only Smart People And People That Aren't Them.
1)What do you do if you and your friend are held at gunpoint?
Push her into him and runlike hell!
2)What do you do if a bear wants your marshmellows?
Give him your mobile phone iinstead
3)what do you do if santa wants to rape you?
Kick him in his jingle balls.
4)What if your techer kissess you?
Kiss him back them blackmail him
5)What do you do if your mum hits you?
Hit her back then fuckin leg it to your dad
6)What do you do if you swallow a fly?
Swallow anoher one to give it a friend.
7)What if your boyfriend touches you three times?
Scream RAPE then have sex with him.
8)What do you do if you fall out of a tree and break your arm.
Break the other, then blame it on the tree for not being able to do your work
9)What do you do if the police come to your house sking for you?
Plant the evidence on your sister and become famous, that way you can bail yourself out of jail.
10) What do you do if your about to be hit by a car?
Just stand there and claim compensation!
11)What do you do if you walk into a lampost?
Push someone else into one so you don't feel alone.
12) What do you do if hitler comes back to life?
If You Know Someone Who Has Cancer Or You Have It Yourself. Copy Thins to your Wall and Remeber That No Matter What. Your Not Alone And Theres Never Going To Be an End To Our Lives. Just A New start To Another Chapter In our Lives.
If Your Absolouley Bonkers Then Run Around The House With Pants On Your Head And Act Like A Drunk sea Horse.
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