Hoff of Slytherin
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Joined 04-02-10, id: 2312176, Profile Updated: 07-03-11
Author has written 6 stories for Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Harry Potter, and Twilight.

Hello!! my name's Hoff of Slytherin(was formerly slytherinchristiangirl)

I am a female high school student that loves the awesome God Almighty, Jesus Christ, Harry Potter, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Twilight's okay. Left Behind is also one of my favorite books, and I love the movies, and I can't wait till the Second Coming of Christ.

I am thinking of doing some Dramione stories, as well as Marauders and Lily stories, and Percy Jackson. I'm not that much of a story comer upper, so send me some ideas for these categories, please!

My favorite Harry Potter parings:

Harry-Ginny

Draco-Hermione

Ron-Luna

Percy Jackson pairings

Percy-Annabeth

Thalia-Apollo

Grover-Juniper


Favorite quotes from random people

"This is a pen, man,"-Percy Jackson

"How dare you talk to me, you filthy little Mudblood!"-Draco Malfoy

"At least no one on the Gryffindor Team had to buy their way in. They got in on pure talent."-Hermione Granger

"That's a sword-that's a sword!"-Luke Castellan

"Bah, Humbug!"-Ebenezer Scrooge

"Messers Moony, Wormtail, Padfoot, and Prongs are proud to present the Marauder's Map."-Harry Potter

"Drakie-poo!"-Pansy Parkingson

"I am the Alpha and Omega!" Jesus Christ(My saviour and Lord)

"I always win!"-Annabeth Chase

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Hearts Call by W. Kenseyton reviews
Mary returns to Misselthwaite after 5 years. And Dickon begins to consider telling Mary how he feels, but is there someone who has something to say about it?
Secret Garden - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 63,583 - Reviews: 251 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 6/14/2010 - Published: 9/8/2007 - Complete
You Found Me by paramoreunicorns reviews
On a innocent trip to the beach a Minatour kills Sally,leaving two year old Percy alone,Zeus and Poseidon come to retrieve him, only to have to take him to Olympus to have a meeting to decide whether or not Poseidon can keep him.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 9,739 - Reviews: 403 - Favs: 835 - Follows: 819 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Percy J., Poseidon
Happy Potter Life by AmyVS7 reviews
The life that Harry leads after the war, including marriage, babies and everything else. Harry/Hermione.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 32 - Words: 190,840 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 391 - Follows: 117 - Updated: 5/5/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
Changes by atinaej reviews
Three months after Edward leaves, Carlisle realizes that leaving Bella destroyed their family and he decides to return to Forks. AU, non-cannon. A CarlisleXBella story.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 128,661 - Reviews: 1406 - Favs: 1,108 - Follows: 519 - Updated: 3/15/2010 - Published: 4/9/2009 - Bella, Carlisle - Complete
All I Never Wanted by She-Loved-Too-Easily reviews
Bella Swan is the not so proud owner of the most boring life in the world, until she meets her new teacher Mr. Cullen, who turns her life around. Too bad she isn’t allowed to fall in love with him... She's stuck in an impossible situation. All Human BxE T
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 28 - Words: 92,199 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 445 - Follows: 184 - Updated: 3/11/2010 - Published: 1/7/2010 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Spark by Damon4eva reviews
Bella's mum has died and she has been depressed ever since. Will a new Biology teacher, Mr Edward Cullen, change the situation in a good way or just make matters worse? And will Bella uncover Edwards dark secret before she gets herself hurt? 1st Story eva
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 25,568 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 89 - Updated: 9/11/2009 - Published: 1/8/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
A Sunlit Aperture by Loonystar reviews
When a sudden upset Hermione Granger runs away from her house table, the Slytherin prince is curious to what could ever bother her. Could Draco make things worse? Or possibly turn Hermione's thoughts around and make everything better?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 46,465 - Reviews: 390 - Favs: 248 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 7/7/2009 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
Let The Truth Begin by luvemmett reviews
Next time it's Truth or Truth,' Emmett said as he slammed his door shut...well he wasn't lying. After they all got busted for Dare or Dare, Emmett's ready for the next round...what will happen this time? *Sequel to Let The Games Begin*
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 8,092 - Reviews: 526 - Favs: 218 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 1/17/2009 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Complete
Let The Games Begin by luvemmett reviews
Bella joins the Cullens for Truth and Dare, except it's not your ordinary Truth and Dare - this is Cullen Style. How does Edward get stuck in Bella's truck with Mike and Jake? And what's with Alice in Wal-mart clothes? Who will win? Who will chcken out?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 35 - Words: 37,071 - Reviews: 1078 - Favs: 517 - Follows: 239 - Updated: 12/3/2008 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
Starcrossed by Rockstarlet reviews
Hogwarts is putting on its own production of Romeo and Juliet. Draco Malfoy is less than impressed.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,771 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/8/2008 - Published: 6/4/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G.
Capricorn by The Rockerbabe reviews
Stay with me. Be my wife." With those words, Susan is granted to stay and live her life in Narnia. In honor of the wedding of King Caspian and Queen Susan, the Pevensies' stay in Narnia to help celebrate the blessed day. But one of them is not so happy...
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,531 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 130 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 6/17/2008 - Published: 5/29/2008 - Susan Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
10 Ways to Kill Draco Malfoy by Drakulya reviews
COMPLETE! Hermione is completely fed up with Malfoy and decides to make a list of ways to get rid of him. But what happens when most of her plans backfire and instead, ends up getting her very close to Draco each time? HGDM
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 130,987 - Reviews: 3127 - Favs: 1,987 - Follows: 714 - Updated: 10/25/2006 - Published: 12/16/2004 - Hermione G., Draco M. - Complete
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Cullen's Movie Night reviews
What is the typical mvie night at the Cullen house consist of? Well, Hilarity ensures. First attempt at a Twilight Fanfic.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 889 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/3/2011 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Golden Mango reviews
This is my version of how Connor and Travis Stoll's most beloved prank has come to be. What really happened? Please read and review. It's my first one-shot and hilarious.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Connor S., Travis S. - Complete
Harry and Friends Read The Lightning Thief reviews
Formerly slytherinchristiangirl. Harry and friends are called to Dumbledore's office where they read the adventures of Percy Jackson. Little do they know that they will be attending the camp to fight in the Final battle of the Gods.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 30,726 - Reviews: 198 - Favs: 232 - Follows: 276 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 6/2/2010
A Camp Half Blood Prank War reviews
Chiron announces at dinner one night that Hermes is judging the camp in a prankwar to win 10,000 drachmas. Who will win the grand prize, and what the heck is Percy doing with a smelly fish in the Aphrodite Cabin?
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 11,930 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 8/7/2010 - Published: 4/16/2010 - Percy J.
The Slytherins Play Truth or Dare reviews
Ever wonder how the Slytherins pass the time, besides the girls drooling over the Slytherin Prince? Well, they play Truth or Dare of course. Here's Truth or Dare Slytherin style.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,188 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/16/2010 - Published: 7/12/2010
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