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Author has written 33 stories for Pokémon, Final Fantasy VII, Sonic the Hedgehog, Earthbound, Homestuck, Legend of Zelda, Harry Potter, Super Smash Brothers, Silent Hill, Winnie-the-Pooh, BioShock, Hotline Miami, Undertale, Ghost Stories, Simpsons, Pendragon, Percy Jackson and the Olympians, Life is Strange, Persona Series, RuneScape, Love Live! School idol project, Bee Movie, Aliens/Predator, Lord of the Rings, Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン, Metroid, and Five Nights at Freddy´s.

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Chrono Trigger: The Sands of Time by Gibson18 reviews
"Forget me Naught": A chapter in which Glenn remembers the best days of his humanity and confronts the memories of his worst…
Chrono Trigger - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 82 - Words: 442,886 - Reviews: 485 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 139 - Updated: 10/22/2016 - Published: 12/27/2004
EVA Sessions: You Can (Never) Trust by Gob Hobblin reviews
The Americans send a new-style EVA and Pilot to NERV-Tokyo. He seems to excel in all areas and qualities, a good addition to the team. Too good...frighteningly good. Shinji, Asuka, and Rei will find themselves tested not only by the Angels beyond the walls, but the Devils that reside within. Beta-read and edited by Gemini011.
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 86 - Words: 257,852 - Reviews: 337 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 106 - Updated: 6/20/2016 - Published: 11/29/2012 - Shinji I., Rei A., Misato K., Asuka L. S.
The Legend of Zelda: Sky Lines by Light Onthemayo reviews
One hundred and fifty years after the disaster with the Spirit Tracks, Hyrule has risen to the skies. The people have made a living through the use of airships and the "Sky Lines", trails of intense wind used to aid these airships in their travels. On the eve of a fantastic adventure, a young man named Link has just been given command of his own airship...
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 146 - Words: 710,548 - Reviews: 719 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 10/14/2015 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Link, OC - Complete
Persona 4: Welcome to Tokyo by Blazehawkins reviews
AU. It isn't easy to grow in Tokyo. So many dreams have withered and died. But for those who persevere, the truth is obtainable. For one boy, the truth may hurt more than he'd like. But it is the only way that he can find peace.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 42 - Words: 205,857 - Reviews: 358 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 226 - Updated: 4/30/2015 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Souji S./Yuu N.
The Enigma of Cornholio Fault by Smileyfax reviews
The heartwarming tale of two teenagers whose IQs are three standard deviations below normal and their encounter with a supernatural cliffside that converts people into monsters.
Beavis and Butt-Head - Rated: T - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 980 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Complete
A Difference in the Family: The Snape Chronicles by Rannaro reviews
We have the testimony of Harry, but witnesses can be notoriously unreliable, especially when they have only part of the story. This is a biography of Severus Snape from his birth until his death. It is canon-compatible, and it is Snape's point of view.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 64 - Words: 647,787 - Reviews: 261 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 265 - Updated: 4/29/2012 - Published: 3/18/2012 - Severus S. - Complete
Second Nature by lazyartisan reviews
Destiny is a funny thing-Zuko's season 2 story arc takes a radical turn after he is captured at the North Pole. One event can change so much- and so little. Plotbending, character exploration and a grittier more realistic portrayal of the Avatar World.
Avatar: Last Airbender - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 154,552 - Reviews: 577 - Favs: 1,353 - Follows: 1,253 - Updated: 3/24/2010 - Published: 6/17/2009 - Zuko
An Interview with Justin FinchFletchley by ajarntham reviews
Ten years after the defeat of Voldemort, Lee Jordan asks what life was like during the Death-Eaters' reign for the Muggleborn son of a prominent Tory family, and what he learned as a member of the commission which investigated how they came to power.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 23,153 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 268 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/17/2009 - Justin F., Lee J. - Complete
Cry for Hyrule by Seldavia reviews
Runs parallel to Wind Waker. The Hylian King has a few secrets he'd like to keep submerged and forgotten. Link learns he can trust no one in this endeavor, and discovers that even the most obvious of motives can have conflicting details.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 39,376 - Reviews: 85 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 4/8/2008 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Link, Ganondorf - Complete
Silent Hill 2: Letter From Silent Heaven by Ryan M. Usher reviews
A novelization of the video game Silent Hill 2, told from the perspective of James Sunderland, the game's protagonist. It's finally complete. Thanks to all of my readers and especially my reviewers, you've made it a very enjoyable experience for me!
Silent Hill - Rated: M - English - Horror/Supernatural - Chapters: 49 - Words: 188,183 - Reviews: 169 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 8/30/2006 - Published: 7/4/2005 - Complete
A Mary Sue Alphabet by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2733 - Favs: 6,754 - Follows: 491 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
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Realistic Sword Art Online reviews
Still better than Garry's Mod.
Sword Art Online/ソードアート・オンライン - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 640 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 2/28
Capitalism reviews
A rather silly story of how greed triumphed over evil.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,471 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/17 - Sauron - Complete
The Real Alien 3 reviews
can i be a screenwriter now
Aliens/Predator - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 2 - Published: 2/5 - D. Hicks, E. Ripley, Newt - Complete
Sometimes The Only Winning Move Is Not To Play reviews
Don't bother reading this, it's trash
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,378 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 531 - Updated: 1/16 - Published: 6/3/2015 - Harry P., Basilisk - Complete
Bee Movie But Vanessa Dies reviews
bees did 9/11
Bee Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 272 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/12 - Barry B., Vanessa B. - Complete
Trump Halation reviews
This definitely won't be dated in a few months.
Love Live! School idol project - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 309 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/13/2016 - Complete
RS4: Wrath of the Gnome Child reviews
This is the smartest thing I have ever written.
RuneScape - Rated: K+ - English - Western - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 10/29/2016 - Bob the Jagex Cat - Complete
Persona 3: The Answer To The Answer reviews
Aigis finally figures out what we've all been wanting to know.
Persona Series - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 10/5/2016 - Aigis - Complete
The Worst Pokemon Joke Ever reviews
I'm so sorry.
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 220 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2016 - Complete
The Big Silvercowski reviews
Silver tries his hardest to find that gosh darned Iblis trigger.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,825 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/17/2016 - Published: 5/7/2016 - Silver - Complete
Kasha's Strange Adventure reviews
In a bizarre twist of fate, it was a jet black jungle cat who was tasked with saving the multiverse.
Pendragon - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,931 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/20/2016 - Published: 5/25/2016 - Kasha
Overuse reviews
Max gets a strange power and learns of its consequences.
Life is Strange - Rated: T - English - Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 978 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/26/2016 - Max C. - Complete
The Lord Of Time reviews
A version of Kronos that is a bit closer to the original myths.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 929 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/18/2016 - Kronos - Complete
Something More Interesting Than S Collide reviews
This took me twenty minutes to write, by the way.
Homestuck - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 407 - Reviews: 14 - Published: 4/6/2016 - Complete
AESTHETIC reviews
Bart discovers lazy remix albums.
Simpsons - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 308 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/1/2016 - Complete
Fizzity Ducking in the Future reviews
A short tribute to the best anime dub ever made by humans.
Ghost Stories - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 462 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/16/2016 - Complete
Mew Mew Kissy Cutie reviews
Anime was a mistake.
Undertale - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,225 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 12/26/2015 - Published: 12/25/2015 - Frisk, Alphys - Complete
Hermione's Computer Mistake reviews
Don't try this at home.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/20/2015 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G. - Complete
GOTTA GET A GRIP reviews
YOU GOTTA!
Hotline Miami - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 250 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/24/2015 - Complete
Red Letter Media talks about Bioshock Infinite reviews
If you don't get it, go watch Half in the Bag.
BioShock - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 998 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 4/16/2015 - Complete
Winnie The Pooh's Home Run Derby reviews
"Baseball. Baseball never changes."
Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 629 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/29/2015 - Complete
4 Hours, 13 Minutes, and 666 Seconds At Freddy's reviews
Heather gets a new job.
Crossover - Silent Hill & Five Nights at Freddy´s - Rated: T - English - Mystery - Chapters: 5 - Words: 2,677 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 3/26/2015 - Published: 2/6/2015 - Heather M. - Complete
A New Challenger Approaches reviews
HE returns.
Super Smash Brothers - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 102 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/3/2015 - Complete
Harry Pringles reads My Immortal reviews
Tara Galesbie would be proud.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 200 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/27/2015 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Rated E-10 and Up reviews
Shadow the Hedgehog completes the task that he was made for. Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series.
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 112 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/18/2015 - Shadow - Complete
Ocarina of Time Has the Deepest Lore reviews
:v)
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure - Chapters: 4 - Words: 841 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 6/1/2014 - Published: 5/22/2014
Phantom Hourglass Never Happened reviews
I swear.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 161 - Reviews: 6 - Published: 5/8/2014 - Complete
Shitposting reviews
Bateman Strikes Back
Homestuck - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 4/24/2014 - Nepeta L.
A Scalding Hot Coffee reviews
Jeff joins a gang. Its rad.
Earthbound - Rated: T - English - Crime/Western - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,960 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 9/3/2012 - Jeff, Teddy
sonfic the hedgehog reviews
its good
Sonic the Hedgehog - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Sonic
ASH THE CHOSEN ONE reviews
THIS IS STORY ASH KETCHUM BECOME THE BEST FOR THE WORLD AND CHAMPIONSHIP CONTAINS DARK MATERILZ
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,382 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 5/28/2011 - Ash K./Satoshi, Gary O./Shigeru - Complete
Final Fantasy Seven Two reviews
this is the best story ever
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 195 - Reviews: 5 - Published: 2/12/2011
Metroid Prime: The Musical Part 1 reviews
Flaaghra's adventures not in high school
Crossover - Pokémon & Metroid - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 1,619 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 11/2/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Gary O./Shigeru, Samus A.