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Hello fellow fanfiction readers! Prepare to be terrified!

Lucifer- Someone forgot their medicine...

Shut up!!

Favorite mangas/Anime:

Kuroshitsuji, Bleach, Naruto, Pandoras Heart, Majin Tantie Nougami Nuero, Trinity Blood, Devil May Cry, Hellsing, Black Blood Brothers, Black Bird, Togainu no Chi, +Anima, Sengoku Basara, Gundam 00

Favorite Pairings Yaoi and Het


Ulqiorra/Orihime, Grimmjow/Ulqiorra, Stark/Tia


Itachi/Sakura, Hinata/Naruto, Hinata/Neiji, Iruka/Kakashi, Itachi/Kisame, Kakuzu/Hidan, Pein/Nagato/Konan

Gundam 00


Togainu no Chi


1. Itachi

2. Sakura

3. Kakuzu

4. Anko

5. Hinata

6. Hana

7. Konan

8. Pein

9. Madara/Tobi

10. Hidan

11. Izumo

12. Neiji

1) Have you ever read a Six/Eleven fanfic before?

...Hm…Actually no, but I’m gonna go look some up! :)

2) Do you think Four is hot? How hot?

Very hot! XD

3) What would happen if Twelve got Eight pregnant?

…Konan would laugh her ass off…or kill Neiji…or squeal. She’d be its God Mother!!

4) Do you recall any fics about Nine?


5) Would Two and Six make a good couple?

If that is what they are into, then yeah!

6) Five/Nine or Five/Ten?

The hell Hinata!? Damn, she’s getting around, though I would prefer Hinata/Tobi.

7) What would happen if Seven walked in on Two and Twelve having sex?

She’d back right back out. Not before taking picks for black mail.

8) Make up a summary of a Three/Ten Fanfic.

Really, Pein should have seen this coming. Just because Kakuzu couldn’t kill Hidan didn’t mean that he could find ‘other ways’ of shutting the Jashinist up. Though Konan is happy. She gets black mail. XD

9) Is there any such thing as a One/Eight fluff?

…Maybe. A girl could always dream.

10) Suggest a title for a Seven/Twelve Hurt/Comfort fic.

Paper Flowers?

She’d follow that man to the very ends of the earth, if only he’d let her.

11) What kind of plot would you use if you wanted Four to de-flower One?

After waking up in Anko’s bed, Itachi swore off all alcohol…Now if only he could escape from her apartment…He knew Kisame had gotten him drunk for a reason.

12) Does anyone on your friends list read Three het?

Sigh* No, my friends are afraid of him :(

13) Does anyone on your friends list write or draw Eleven?

Not that I know of.

14) Would anyone on your friends list write Two/Four/Five?

...I don’t think any of my friends have a secret obsession with yuri…

15) What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?

16) If you wrote a song-fic about Eight, what song would you choose?

Getting away with Murder – Papa Roach ;)

17) If you wrote a One/Six/Twelve fic, what would the warning be?

Two Guys, One Girl. Yep It’s Rated M!

18) What might be a good pick-up line for Ten to use on Two?

Convert to Jasninism damnit Sakura! And we shall fucking live forever bitch!!!

19) How might Eleven describe a relationship between Two and Eight?

Backs away REALLY slowly. Izumo VALUED his life thank you very much.

20) How emo is Seven?

Konan: …

Yeah…Not really an emo…

21) What would One and Four say if they were fighting over Two?

Anko: Don’t worry Itachi, we can share *purrs*

Itachi:…I don’t really sha-

Anko: But I have some new toys :’(

Sakura: Don’t I get a say in this?

Anko/Itachi: No.

22) What would Six look like if he/she was cross-dressing?

Er… She would look like a girl dressed as a guy?

23) What would a One/Two baby look like?

Squee!! Pink Haired-Red Eyed Uchiha babies!! Kawaii!! * is smacked by Sakura*

24) What is Five's ultimate weakness?

Porn…or Flirting…

25) Would Two and Four be better as siblings or lovers?

Uh…I think They’d be better as siblings…

If your life gives you lemons, go find a life that doesnt give you worthless fruit

The next time someone says, "Sticks and stones may break my bones but words can never hurt me ." Hit 'em with a dictionary and say, "WHAT NOW BITCH?!"

By the time you read this you’ve already read it.

Sarcasm helps keep you from telling people what you really think of them.

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird.

Is it just me or is every hot guy either taken, gay, DEAD, or a fictional character?

I may look like I'm happy, but secretly, I feel like bashing the side of your head with a monkey.

Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.

Vampires vs. Werewolves...It's kinda like pirates vs ninjas, but less cool

Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that bastard upside the head

Apparently 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family so it must be one of them. Either it's my mom or my dad. Or my older brother Collin. Or my other brother Ho-Chan-Chu. I think it's Collin.

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people.

My imaginary friend doesn't like you either.

The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.

I'll be rich and famous when I invent something that will stab people over the internet

I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you.

You don't have to be faster than the bear, you just have to be faster than the slowest guy running from the bear.

Well the voices and I took a vote. It's unanimous; you suck.

Don't walk in my footsteps. I walk into walls.

I am nobody. Nobody is perfect. Therefore, I am perfect!

SEX. Ok now that I have your attention lets talk about penguins

I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'.

If you wish on a falling star it might come true... Unless it's a meteor hurdling to earth... Then no wishes come true... Unless your wish was to be killed a meteor hurdling to earth.

"Team Me" cause Im awesome like that.

Warning: prone to spontanious outbursts of, "Oooooooooooooh buuuuuuuuurrnn!!" while reading.

One by one, bunnies steel my sanity.

A day without sunshine is like.. well... night

Sparkling vampires. Whats next, glowing zombies?

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Naruto (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Neji Hyuga or Itachi Uchiha is hot on your homework instead of doing it. Crazy is when you fill up the tab separators in your binders with doodles/love notes/confessions of love/any other Naruto related thing you can think of about Naruto or the Naruto characters. Crazy is when you can open up Naruto and know exactly which part you're at by reading one word. Crazy is when you laugh when nothing's funny. Crazy is when you have OSD (Obsessive Sasuke Disorder). Crazy is when you crack up if someone says "Oatmeal!". Crazy is when you suddenly start blabbing about gourds and Hero's Water. Crazy is when you get brained by a tennis ball(unexpectedly) and the first things out of you mouth are "Direct Hit!" and hysterical laughter. Crazy is when you draw your favorite anime characters on your plate in ketchup. Crazy is when you run into a glass door that isn't there. Crazy is when you get into fights over the internet with someone about a Anime character.Crazy is when you hide in your laundry basket so your cat doesn't see you. Crazy is when you randomly throw sand at someone and scream "Sand Coffin!!" Crazy is when you spend your time fantasizing about Deidara being real and being your boyfriend. Crazy is when your teacher says "Hey hey hey!" (in a failing attempt to shut your class up) and you yell "IT'S FAT ALBERT!" Crazy is when you jump out of a pickup truck and shout "I'M FLYIN'!!" If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something crazy you've done to the list!

If you read people's profiles looking for things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

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If several inanimate objects just seem to hate you copy and paste this to your profile.

If you noticed that almost all "Copy and Pastes" start with "If", Copy and Paste this on your profile.

If you have ever been so wrapped up thinking about anime, anime fan art, or anime fanfictions that you zoned out and came back to reality 5 minutes or more later with no idea of what's going on, copy and paste this to your profile.

A large percent of writers don't know the difference between "your" and "you're". If you're one of the ones who does know and wants to slug them, copy and paste this into your profile.

Put this on your page if you ever wondered where "Copy and Pastes" actually come from.

(hehe, I love you "Copy and Pastes"! What's that? YOU LOVE ME TOO?! Aww!!)

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you like filling your profile with 'copy this into your profile' thingys, then COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE

If you are aware that so many people nowadays pretend to be someone they're not, copy this on your profile

If you think that being unique is cooler than being cool, copy this on your profile.

If you love romance stories, paste this in your profile.

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both, copy and paste this in your profile

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile

If you ever yelled at a TV show/Video game/manga/ or book character for being stupid, copy this in your profile.

If you have ever ranted on about your favorite anime characters to your parents even though you know they're not listening, Copy and Paste this to your profile.

Murphy consists of seven basic laws:

If anything can go wrong, it will.
If there is a possibility of several things going wrong, the one that will cause the most damage will be the one to go wrong.
If anything just cannot go wrong, it will anyway.
If you perceive that there are four possible ways in which something can go wrong, and circumvent these, then a fifth way, unprepared for, will promptly develop.
Left to themselves, things tend to go from bad to worse.
If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw
Whatever has happened wrong, is bound to happen again ... maybe even worse.

-F.E.A.R. :

F.ear E.verything A.nd R.un

Anyone can make a mistake, but to really mess things up requires a computer.

The human brain starts working the moment you are born and doesn't stop until you stand up to speak in public.

There is no "I" in team but there is an "I" in PIE and there is an "I" in MEATPIE and MEAT is an anagram of TEAM...

With sufficient thrust, pigs fly just fine.

Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

When life hands you a lemon, squirt life in the eye and run like hell.

Anatidaephobia is the fear that somewhere, somehow, a duck is watching you.

Never knock on Death's door. Ring the doorbell and run away. He hates that.

You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

Warning: Trespassers will be shot
Warning: Survivors will be shot again.

It's tourist season, so why can't I shoot them?

That which doesn't kill you...will probably try again.

I'm not tense. I'm just terribly, terribly alert.

I like work. It fascinates me. I could sit and look at it forever.

I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

Accept that some days you're the pigeon and some days you're the statue.

Last night, I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and thought to myself, "Where the heck is the ceiling?"

Mind Like A Steel Trap - Rusty And Illegal In 37 States

Never argue with an idiot, they'll bring you to their level then beat you with experience.

The person who smiles when things go wrong has found someone to blame it on.

Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

A clear conscience is usually a sign of memory loss.

An optimist is someone who falls off the empire state building and after 50 floors says "So far so good!"

An idiot is a fortieth-floor window washer who steps back to admire his work.

Never drink water...if it can rust iron, think of what it can do to your stomach.

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?

~24 things to do in an elevator!~

1. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead while muttering: "Shut up, all of you just shut UP!"

2. Whistle the first seven notes of "It's a Small World" incessantly.

3. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

4. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

5. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

6. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.

7. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

8. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go 'plink' at the bottom.

9. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

10. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, no, not now, bleeped motion sickness!"

11. Meow occasionally.

12. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

13. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

14. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

15. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to the other passengers 'through' it.

16. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "is that your beeper?"

17. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

18. Say "I wonder what all these do?" and push the red buttons.

19. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.

20. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your 'personal space.'

21. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

22. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

23. Wear 'X-Ray Specs' and leer suggestively at other passengers.

24. Stop at every floor, run off the elevator, then run back on.

Things that can piss you off

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the heck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is a cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the heck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? They need their Ass Kicked!

5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the floor.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it.

8. When people say "life is short". What?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

10. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole, you fucking pulled me over.

11. When people ask "Can I BORROW a piece of paper?" Sure, but please don't return the favor! It's one god damn piece of paper

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Running Home by kirallie reviews
HP crossover. est. KakaIru. On the run from both Death Eaters and the Ministry, Harry flees the Wizarding world to search for his sole remaining family member. Of course, since he's Harry Potter nothing ever goes right.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 32 - Words: 59,129 - Reviews: 1814 - Favs: 2,811 - Follows: 3,343 - Updated: 10/6 - Published: 10/1/2006 - [Kakashi H., Iruka U.] [Harry P., Sakura H.]
Moments In Time: A Close Up by AppleL0V3R reviews
Prompts from Moments in Time that I was requested to expand on, there will 495 total. Collection. ItaSaku. Current: 89. 86 Smoke: Breathe. It all happened quicker than any of them planned. It changed faster than he realized. AU. Next: 90. 87 Talent: Temperamental. Itachi would not deny that it was amusing to rile her up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 89 - Words: 217,707 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 263 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 9/7 - Published: 9/23/2010 - [Sakura H., Itachi U.]
All of Me by angelfan5589 reviews
Orphaned at five years old, Sakura is taken in by Pein and grows up with the Akatsuki, there she meets Itachi. In the years that follow, the two Shinobi start to realize their growing feelings for each other by overcoming obstacles and deceptions. But as war rages, Itachi will ultimately have to choose between a life with Sakura and death by Sasuke's hands. AU
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 79,713 - Reviews: 214 - Favs: 316 - Follows: 422 - Updated: 3/25 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
One Thing in Common by A-Dream's-Nightmare reviews
The life of a missing-nin isn't easy. Add the comings of war and it's even more so. Yet Sakura stands tall with her ragtag family at her side, child, samurai, and even Uchiha Itachi included. A story of love, hope, despair, and finding who you really are inside emerges from the dark tale of war and death.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 108,073 - Reviews: 282 - Favs: 343 - Follows: 394 - Updated: 9/12/2015 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
The Reluctant Hokage by Aishuu reviews
A series of ficlets which explores what life might have been had Sandaime come to an obvious solution for the Uchiha problem.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,538 - Reviews: 608 - Favs: 1,404 - Follows: 1,389 - Updated: 8/24/2015 - Published: 3/16/2010 - Itachi U.
Let The Battles Begin! by AEonVicious reviews
Learning to speak Russian? Pft... How hard could that be?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 62,670 - Reviews: 571 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 5/7/2015 - Published: 8/6/2010 - America, Russia
Miniature Murcielago by BlumberBerry reviews
Ulquiorra and Grimmjow have shrunk to a miniature size of their former selves, caused by feelings of love. To break the curse and go back to normal, the one they have feelings for must love them in return. Ulquiorra x Orihime
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 33,013 - Reviews: 488 - Favs: 267 - Follows: 277 - Updated: 2/16/2015 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Pain and Pleasure by BlumberBerry reviews
When a demon is cast from hell, his only hope is to meet a human girl. To do what? He doesn't know. What he does know is that his ever craving desire for her is growing. All of it can only bring Pain and Pleasure. Ulquiorra x Orihime
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 30,894 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 295 - Updated: 2/15/2015 - Published: 5/16/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
A Thousand Miles by Sakura-Hime Senpai reviews
What happens when on his way back from a mission Pein finds a baby girl lying in the woods and decides to raise her as his own? Whats going to happen when this baby girl starts to get older? Will she soon fall in love with one of the Akatsuki? REVISED
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,164 - Reviews: 300 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 327 - Updated: 1/12/2015 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Unexpected Arrivals by Female Heero Yuy reviews
Some family members of a certain servant have some for a visit. What is Ciel to do? What about Sebastian? Only time will tell if there will be a chance at some form of peace at Phantomhive Manor. *fixing chapters*
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 39 - Words: 134,952 - Reviews: 212 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 1/23/2009 - Sebastian M., Ciel P.
Flip Flop and Fly by The Red Dragons Order reviews
What if Uchiha Itachi didn’t grow up as an Uchiha? What if he didn’t grow up as a shinobi at all? What if Konoha and the Uchiha Clan wanted him back? AU
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 26 - Words: 124,382 - Reviews: 1246 - Favs: 1,259 - Follows: 1,196 - Updated: 9/21/2014 - Published: 6/15/2006 - Itachi U.
The Blind and the Unseeing by Stunning Sunset reviews
When two jutsu clash, Sakura, injured badly, is sent careening through time to the past. Blind, she has to survive alone in the form of a child. Until she helps a man. And then her peace is destroyed and he won't leave her alone.Rated M just in case.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 126 - Words: 293,843 - Reviews: 5350 - Favs: 3,385 - Follows: 2,723 - Updated: 9/20/2014 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sakura H., Itachi U., Kisame H. - Complete
Demon on Display! by crow-of-murders reviews
A pleasant trip to the zoo quickly turns into a Hellish nightmare! At a safe distance of course.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 33,868 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 85 - Updated: 7/18/2014 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Ciel P., Sebastian M. - Complete
Something New by Female Heero Yuy reviews
Sebastian is a demon this we all know. So as a demon, he has to learn human things to keep from being found out his true identity. Can he do it? Can he take it? Each chapter he learns something different. Enjoy.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 37 - Words: 126,250 - Reviews: 287 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 5/7/2014 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Sebastian M.
Dance with the Devil by VesperChan reviews
She thought they were all dead, but one by one the deceased members of the Akatsukie start showing up on her doorstep, whether she wants them to or not.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 86,845 - Reviews: 982 - Favs: 786 - Follows: 816 - Updated: 4/4/2014 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
cabbage patch by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Non-Massacre AU. Their story began long before anyone could realize it. The story of a little pink-haired girl child, and a stoic young boy.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 168,224 - Reviews: 2807 - Favs: 2,875 - Follows: 2,739 - Updated: 8/2/2013 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Abnormal Activity by TasteLikePurple reviews
The Akatsuki have recently brought in a new "pet", and by pet I mean a pink haired girl with cat ears. She's brought trouble and many good times, but how long will the good times last? Will she ever develop into a proper adult or continue to be her cutely naive self? Will she be able to find love? Will she ever find out the truth? Or will the nightmares catch her first?
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,966 - Reviews: 120 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 134 - Updated: 7/5/2013 - Published: 12/17/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
A Leap of Faith by myula reviews
Dr. Orihime Inoue's life is turned upside when Professor Ulquiorra Schiffer shows up in her emergency room. In the midst of a quarter-life crisis, Orihime tries to control her passion for Ulquiorra, support her friends, and figure out who she really is as a grown woman.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 27 - Words: 223,030 - Reviews: 307 - Favs: 240 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/15/2013 - Published: 11/17/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Lost Puppy by obsessive-fanfic-reader reviews
Akira was accidentally left behind and is found by a raven who takes him home. Akira acts like a dog. After staying with the man for a while, Akira isn't sure if he wants to go home. Togainu no Chi Shiki/Akira, implied Akira/Kau
Togainu no Chi/咎狗の血 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,001 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 2/28/2013 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Shiki, Akira, Inu, Rin
Daddy Dearest Series by charmed-chan reviews
Ever wonder what our favorite/least favorite characters would be like as fathers well all of them will get a chapter to be daddy to our favorite pink haired ninja. Cute/funny series, about family and fatherhood. vote for the next father!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 30 - Words: 18,892 - Reviews: 502 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 427 - Updated: 2/7/2013 - Published: 2/8/2009 - Sakura H.
Konoha’s blossom by charmed-chan reviews
GaiOC, what if Sakura was Gai's daughter? read from the beginning, from finding a rival not ino to the first crush not sasuke to meeting odd teammates to everything that happens from there. not a normal story, worth the time to read it. AU ENJOY!
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,936 - Reviews: 136 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 178 - Updated: 1/28/2013 - Published: 10/19/2007 - Sakura H., Neji H.
My Precious Imouto by Eoeo reviews
Itachi is wandering around Karakura town as a spirit when he sees a girl that has the looks of an Uchiha. After saving her, he refuses to return her and this causes the soul society and Ichigo to go in a panic. Soul Society vs. Akatsuki who will prevail?
Crossover - Naruto & Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 19,540 - Reviews: 141 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 1/9/2013 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Itachi U., Karin K.
The Cost of Living by livezinshadowz reviews
My response to pudgypudge's Jiongu challenge. Watch as Naruto is mentored by Kakuzu to become a powerful ninja and bounty hunter, and follow him as he discovers that his new life requires a payment in blood to live successfully. Jiongu!Naruto; Naruto/Fū. Sequels up.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 21 - Words: 199,971 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 2,515 - Follows: 1,664 - Updated: 12/28/2012 - Published: 3/20/2010 - [Naruto U., Fū] Kakuzu, Akatsuki - Complete
Professor Uchiha by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
/Sequel/ Dumbledore had thought he had seen the last of the young ANBU captain when he left the castle at the end of Harry's third year. Apparently, he was wrong. /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 15 - Words: 76,697 - Reviews: 1143 - Favs: 1,138 - Follows: 1,491 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 10/14/2007 - Harry P., Itachi U.
Summoner Nin by the point reviews
Her mother gave her a scroll to sign in blood. A scroll she kept hidden. Years flew by and she found herself signing more and more scrolls in blood. She soon became something even demons feared. Hinata Hyuga, the summoner nin.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 146,883 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 1,769 - Follows: 1,565 - Updated: 12/9/2012 - Published: 12/10/2006 - Hinata H.
The Lazy Uchiha by Hibiki54 reviews
The Uchiha clan were known as genius ninja. But all clans have that one black sheep. Meet Uchiha Itachi, a born genius and the laziest ninja you will ever find! Abandoned
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 55 - Words: 455,458 - Reviews: 1618 - Favs: 1,807 - Follows: 1,140 - Updated: 11/19/2012 - Published: 10/18/2004 - Itachi U. - Complete
Invade My World? Enjoy Yourself Then! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Finally I'm back on Earth, sent to live with my cousins in America. So, what happens when my favourite Fish and Weasel combo come flying out the TV? Add a bit of a crazy Government, some love, a pinch of craziness, and we have a sequel! ItachiXOC Random!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,133 - Reviews: 609 - Favs: 513 - Follows: 516 - Updated: 8/21/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U.
Raising a Raven by A Tragic Galaxy reviews
Sometimes mixing Susanoo and Kirin has deadly side effects. When team Kakashi finds an injured young Itachi the very motives of Konoha are questioned. In the end, Sasuke's "little" brother may be the one person who can bring him back to Konoha.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 40 - Words: 123,111 - Reviews: 554 - Favs: 344 - Follows: 318 - Updated: 6/23/2012 - Published: 3/4/2011 - Itachi U., Sasuke U.
Sakura's Experiance in Boot camp by Poolday reviews
Ok, so I'm stuck with freaks that might have visted Juvi more then me. What should I do? What else? Prank 'em.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 26 - Words: 41,465 - Reviews: 378 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki - Complete
Scales and Feathers and Alcohol by Miyazaki A2 reviews
A series of drabbles, ficlets, oneshots, whathaveyou about Crowley and Aziraphale, and their lives together at random points in time. It's all the same basic continuity, just random. Watch out for some slash here and there, because slash is made of love.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 28 - Words: 45,850 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 10/2/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Possessive by EnnaGirl reviews
Naruto purchases a slave. Itachi soon finds that his new master is absolutely riddled with secrets and possessed by a dark past. He strives to help the blond, but how can he when Akatsuki, Bijuu and Taka, all gangs, are clashing? ItaNaru AU Yaoi Praised
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 11 - Words: 77,533 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Naruto U., Itachi U.
Where the Heart is by BosBaBe reviews
Ashes to ashes, she saw him pass away, their hands reaching for one another. But in her heart she knew Ulquiorra would come back to claim what rightfully belonged to him. What happens when fate brings these two divine forces together again? UlquiHime :D
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 53,582 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Fragile Cherry Blossom by tainted cherry blossom reviews
Haruno Sakura was once a respected and loved kunoichi. But all that changed with Sasuke and Karin back in the village. Her only option is to leave the place she called home for so long in hopes of a better life. Who knew the Akatsuki would be that life.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 61,836 - Reviews: 744 - Favs: 622 - Follows: 507 - Updated: 1/15/2012 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Moments In Time by AppleL0V3R reviews
Drabble Collection. 500 Short crazy, funny, serious, angst filled, loving moments between Itachi and Sakura. Complete.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 82,115 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 42 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 9/14/2010 - [Itachi U., Sakura H.] - Complete
Her Photographer by dragontamer ri-chan reviews
She HATES her job, but it was the only way to see the man she loved. Was she a fan girl? HELL NO! She'd rather wrestle crocodiles than throw herself at him. But how does he feel about her? Itasaku with a bit of Akasaku.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,468 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 10/9/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Louder Than Thunder by Sfortuna reviews
Charlie and Jeep leave a broken Audrey at Red Ridge to fend for herself among other survivors. Her healing has only just begun; there's a long road ahead, and she's destined to walk it with another. Completed ? .
Legion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 14,261 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 9/13/2011 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Audrey A., Gabriel - Complete
One More by Croon reviews
Tsunade adopts ten unruly children, but can't resist one more. Sakura sometimes wishes, especially in the mornings when she wakes up to her bed being blown up, that it hadn't been her. AU Modern World Akatsuki X Sakura
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,046 - Reviews: 129 - Favs: 186 - Follows: 216 - Updated: 9/2/2011 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Of Black Velvet and Green Emeralds by morallyambiguous reviews
100 moments in the lives of Haruno Sakura and Uchiha Itachi that never happened, and never will.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 100 - Words: 13,650 - Reviews: 296 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/29/2011 - Published: 11/3/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U. - Complete
The Path of the Cursed and the Forsaken by CideanForever reviews
A sick twist of events leaves Sakura in a really nasty situation. Having to leave home, she partakes in a silent mission – but her goal is one shared with the enemy and it isn't about to get easier.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 14 - Words: 24,899 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/28/2011 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Smoke & Mirrors by nakenochny reviews
When all hope is lost and revenge burns in your veins, everything becomes a means to an end. Forced to flee her village, Sakura finds herself on a journey where the distinction between reality & illusion, and friend or foe is marked by a very fine line.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,276 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 8/9/2011 - Published: 2/28/2011 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Evergreen by StrawberryMerry reviews
A compilation of sweet, sexy, and fun moments in Ulquiorra and Orihime's relationship. One-shots. Ratings K-M.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,618 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 249 - Follows: 131 - Updated: 8/7/2011 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Sakura's Heavenly Mistake by MarzSpy reviews
How was it Sakura was now engaged to the hottest Uchiha alive, having to get married in a few short weeks, and having to get pregnant, while also managing to live in the Uchiha Compound? Oh yeah, she had to give her Valentine's card to Itachi on accident!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 77,466 - Reviews: 224 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 247 - Updated: 7/7/2011 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Protection by BoundLight reviews
Castiel forgets he can be harmed. A frustrated Crowley decides to take over. Crowley/Cas
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,583 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 5/24/2011 - Published: 5/19/2010 - Castiel, Crowley
30 Days by Nocturnal Supremacy reviews
Hidan proposes a bet to Kakuzu in hopes of weaseling away some of the ryo he has horded. To do this he chooses something he's positive Kazuku isn't capable of doing; getting a woman to fall in love with him. Mild Xover.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 90,402 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 5/7/2011 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Kakuzu, Akatsuki
Oz by Princess Kitty1 reviews
-AU- College brings 20 year old Inoue Orihime to the US, where a sudden tornado dumps her in a world at war. Now it's up to her to save Oz, with a talking cat, a cowardly munchkin, a traitor, and an untrustworthy heartless man at her side. -UlquiHime-
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 97,854 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 3/24/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra - Complete
Army Postal Service by Smiling Eyes reviews
When the Greek Army swept like a wild fire trough the city all I could do was run. Run with my son in my arms, trying to save us from the Greeks and most of all from the terrible Ares himself...
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 78,693 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 3/20/2011 - Published: 5/9/2010 - Ares - Complete
Kidnap Me? Have Fun With That! by IceCrystal7 reviews
Like it wasn't bad enough I got sucked into my TV, but did I have to land up with Itachi and Kisame of all people? And then they kidnap me for information? Well I'm not going down without a fight! I hope they can handle it! ItachiXOC... Randomness!
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 127,675 - Reviews: 1333 - Favs: 1,122 - Follows: 414 - Updated: 2/16/2011 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U. - Complete
A Father's Love by lord of the land of fire reviews
The Yondaime Hokage, Namikaze Minato survived the Kyuubi's attack and the loss of his beloved wife.Now he must do everything in his power to protect his son and help him reach his dream, to become Hokage. Naru X Hina
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 54,480 - Reviews: 2345 - Favs: 2,080 - Follows: 2,006 - Updated: 1/24/2011 - Published: 3/30/2009 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
When Have I EVER Misled You? by Shuriken-chan reviews
Shisui has 'ways' with Itachi. And dammit, when has he EVER made his friend suffer when it came to a topic like this?
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 667 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Screwed by elizabethconnors reviews
Hysterical laughter bubbled up within the green eyed medic as she realised she was probably going to be murdered by a pack of psychotic criminals, all for a few hundred bottles of sake. Rated T for swearing.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 8,521 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 66 - Updated: 1/12/2011 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Bad Communication by Delicate Desires reviews
The last requirement Sakura needed to have in order to be accepted into the Akatsuki was to successfully perform the communication technique. An accident occurs, causing all the Akatsuki members to become chibi. Akatsuki x Sakura
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 21,681 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 173 - Updated: 1/1/2011 - Published: 10/1/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
The Darkness Deep Wtihin by kitty cullen reviews
Sasuke has been gone for several years and Naruto left 3 years ago to train. Being left all alone changed Sakura. Now emotionless a proposition is made and she accepts. Time to get some payback. Possible future pairings. First story so please be kind.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,119 - Reviews: 101 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 12/27/2010 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
50 Things I'm Not Allowed To Do With The Vocaloids by orangeer reviews
Number nine: I will not scare carolers on Christmas. Secret Santa present for Emily -Rightside Reflection-!
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 11,493 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 12/25/2010 - Published: 6/25/2010
Happy Pet Pet by Dior Crystal reviews
Forced into working at Ulquiorra's pet store, Grimmjow thinks that he'll hate it. But as time passes by, he realizes that maybe, just maybe, it's not that bad. AU. UlquiGrimm. Written for SenayDragon.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 14,768 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 12/24/2010 - Published: 7/30/2010 - Ulquiorra, Grimmjow J. - Complete
The Legend of the Four Swords by Fireangel66 reviews
Years ago Sakura left Konoha and became one of the most powerful missing-nins in histroy. But how did it start? And what made her change from average medic to powerful missing-nin? The next generation will know her story. I suck at summaries.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 75,241 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/27/2008 - Sakura H., Itachi U.
Abyssus Abyssum Invocat by Neko-chan -Silvered Tongue reviews
These are the ten contracts that remade the world but not Sebastian, and the one contract that finally did.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 6 - Words: 19,032 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 87 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 12/18/2010 - Published: 10/14/2010 - Sebastian M.
The Definition of Love by lanpheas reviews
The war is over, all the worlds are after them, and running is the only option. Their relationship is forbidden, and if they so much as look back, their enemies will catch them. He thought life as a human would be easier, but alas he was proven wrong.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 27 - Words: 300,307 - Reviews: 618 - Favs: 288 - Follows: 224 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
Haggle by santa.claus.is.a.stalker reviews
My boring, everyday job as a store-clerk. Perfectly normal. Then Kakuzu just has to show up. This is gonna be one hell of a haggle.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/7/2010 - Kakuzu - Complete
Unnecessary Greenery by SkywardShadow reviews
Shisui wants to make sure that Itachi can't avoid getting into the Christmas spirit. *Drabble, ItaShi, AU*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 394 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Itachi U., Shisui U. - Complete
Hide the Cutlery by SkywardShadow reviews
The time has come to introduce Shisui to Itachi's parents. *Short oneshot, ItaShi, AU*
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 765 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Shisui U., Itachi U. - Complete
Sakuras Hell (permanent hiatus) by werewolfbleu reviews
The clock has been turned back on the akatsuki. Poor sakura is now designated babysitter! Sakura/Akatsuki Saku/Ita, Saku/Dei, Saku/Saso, Saku/multi fic! *Contains action/humor/romance/angst/drama. I do not own naruto.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 87,221 - Reviews: 401 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 324 - Updated: 11/27/2010 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Sakura H., Akatsuki
Dr Grantz is In by Reverberating Winds reviews
The Espada, powerful and dignified, Aizen's infallible army, are not as imposing as they seem. In fact, like anyone else, they are stricken with maladies and injuries at most inconvenient times that only one person can fix. His name? Szayel Aporro Grantz.
Bleach - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 24 - Words: 122,214 - Reviews: 495 - Favs: 251 - Follows: 120 - Updated: 11/19/2010 - Published: 3/29/2008 - Grimmjow J., Ulquiorra - Complete
The Case of by MyraHellsing reviews
After meeting a unique waiter, Date Masamune finds himself inexplicably drawn to the mysterious employee of The Great Tiger Cafe. A/N **if this looks familiar, then it probably is something familiar! Look inside to see why... edit: This story is, unfortunately, permanently discontinued. Contact with the original author has not been reestablished. Current holder of fic cannot cont.
Sengoku Basara/戦国BASARA - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 61,921 - Reviews: 228 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 11/9/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - D. Masamune, S. Yukimura - Complete
Big Brother by BoundLight reviews
Gabriel and Dean butt heads after Castiel is injured.
Supernatural - Rated: K - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,614 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/7/2010 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Sugar Coated Accident by fukuji mihoko reviews
When Kaito gets toothache, Len decides to help him give up sweet things. After all, it shouldn't be /that/ complicated. Right? :Len/Kaito, tooth-rotting sugary-sweet fluff xD:
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 41 - Words: 81,653 - Reviews: 309 - Favs: 226 - Follows: 148 - Updated: 11/5/2010 - Published: 4/4/2009 - Kaito S., Len K. - Complete
Strange Humans by Imperial Mint reviews
For Disgruntled Minion. After seeking help from a friend, Naruto is redirected to the Leafy Dragon Pet Centre, where he meets a most helpful shop assistant. Sometimes time can heal things, but they often need a push from a furred or webbed friend.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 9,966 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/9/2010 - Published: 9/7/2010 - [Itachi U., Naruto U.] - Complete
Ascendant by Samurai101 reviews
Itachi's just died...and woken up thirteen again. The only problem is his thirteen year-old self doesn't like the idea of sharing his mind and body with his clan's killer. How hard would you fight to save your family from yourself? ::AU::COMPLETE::
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 35 - Words: 115,202 - Reviews: 1231 - Favs: 1,882 - Follows: 765 - Updated: 9/6/2010 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Itachi U., Sasuke U. - Complete
I Need A Hero by jadepopsicle61496 reviews
Something is wrong with America, and Russia wants to know just what it is. Fortunately for him, America is desperate enough to tell everything to the #1 person on his "Most Hated" list. But what if Russia proves to be exactly what he needs?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 16,781 - Reviews: 146 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - America, Russia
heaven sent, hell bound by hallucinajenny reviews
Hidan is son, and servant, of the death god Jashin. Kakuzu is a human who was brutally murdered by the woman he loved, and after death turned into a demon. Madara is the trickster god and has has some not-so-pleasant plans for the two. Gore and swearing.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Supernatural - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,024 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2010 - Published: 6/4/2009 - Kakuzu, Hidan
One Shot: That Butler, Cat Lover by Gallifreyan Phoenix reviews
Once again, Ciel is too busy for his fiancee. As the butler of the Phantomhive estate, what would Sebastian do if he couldn't make a lady happy?
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 294 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sebastian M. - Complete
Hello Lovely, I Hate You by I Spaz With Pizzazz reviews
When one does not pay attention while driving, they may or may not be happy with what they hit. The same applies to life in general, sometimes even when one is paying too /close/ attention. KakuHida, AU.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 32,180 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 210 - Updated: 8/29/2010 - Published: 7/27/2008 - Hidan, Kakuzu
Innocence of a Demon by Female Heero Yuy reviews
The life of a young demon can be far more different than when they are fully matured. What sorts of mischief can such young demons get into at such an early start? And how much do they actually know about humans to start with? Not Yaoi.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,617 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/25/2010 - Sebastian M., Claude F. - Complete
Seven Sinners by dancer4ver reviews
Remember me. Touch me. Know me. Fear me. Give me. Feed me. Leave me. These are the cries of those that suffer. Rated T for language and sexual content. Chapter 7, Romano: Sloth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,901 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 8/24/2010 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Prussia - Complete
Picked Up by Canadino reviews
"Japan, I would be the Corydon to your Alexis." In which mythology is put to good use through somewhat cheesy pickup lines. Greece/Japan, for the Sunshine fic exchange on LJ
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,772 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
The Adventures of China and Sugarplum Russia by The Awesome Alchemist reviews
Ivan dosen't show up at a world meeting and Yao is concerned. After going to check on Ivan, Yao finds out that his favourite stalker has been turned into a sugarplum fairy! How will the two deal with the strange situation?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 8/22/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - China, Russia
The Sunshine Café by Cutthroat Pixie reviews
Spain/Romano: Lovino really hated his job. Coffee shop AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,210 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/18/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Just Ask the Vocaloids? by wintervilles reviews
Sighing, Kaito rubbed his forehead. "… yeah. Very bad feeling about this." - A 'Just Ask' fiction. Inspired by the 'Ask Hetalia' fics.
Vocaloid - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,222 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 8/13/2010 - Published: 8/5/2010
Bed Time by BoundLight reviews
Takes place after "Two Minutes to Midnight." Castiel really doesnt want to sleep. Crowley decides to help him out. Crowley/Castiel. Just bumped up the rating.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,506 - Reviews: 137 - Favs: 192 - Follows: 75 - Updated: 7/26/2010 - Published: 5/11/2010 - Crowley, Castiel - Complete
Reign Over Me by Zeta Kizzy reviews
In a world that seemed so perfect, what could possibly go wrong? It was not until she saw those metallic emerald eyes that her world turned upside-down and life became significantly more complicated. Which side is right? Which side is wrong? Who to trust?
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 37 - Words: 162,272 - Reviews: 194 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 79 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/12/2009 - Orihime I., Ulquiorra
And I Shall See His Glory by Luciel89 reviews
After a small accident, Dean finds himself being able to see Castiel's wings. Eventually he finds himself being obsessed with them, secretly admiring them. What happens if Castiel ever finds out Dean is spying on his very private parts? Set mid-season 5.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,840 - Reviews: 100 - Favs: 878 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/29/2010 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Never Underestimate Old Ladies With Handbags by Araedia reviews
Ares is sent by Aphrodite to buy perfume to the mortal world... so why is he coming back with two huge lumps on his head? ONESHOT
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 463 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2010 - Ares - Complete
Peel It! by AlbinoWhisper reviews
When Reapers, Demons, and humans alike end up together in a small, run-down inn with incredibly thin walls, things are bound to turn for the worst.
Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,280 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Grell S., Undertaker - Complete
My Galway Boy by HalfBloodAlchemist-10 reviews
AU fic, Dean travels to Galway Ireland and falls in love with one of the local musicians. Links inside! Inexplicit sexual content.
Supernatural - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,444 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/23/2010 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Demon Drabbles by anonymouse27 reviews
A few drabbles as to what our favorite little demon gets up to. Self-explanatory really ;
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 2,466 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 7/25/2009 - A. Crowley
Just One Kiss by BoundLight reviews
After watching the creation of Eve, Crawly requests something from Aziraphale. I suppose this is technically bestiality. It's totally Crawly's fault though… Crawly/Aziraphale
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 651 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/2/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
Coyotes, Dodos and Bumblebees by stupidpenname reviews
Aziraphale and Crowley ponder an age old question. How the he- how in heav- how on earth do Angels and Demons have the ability to fly? Non-slash but hopefully good drunkard fun. One-Shot.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,721 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/1/2010 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
A Special Occasion by adessien reviews
Alec thinks he's ready to take his relationship with Magnus to the next level. He decides their six month anniversary is the perfect time.
Mortal Instruments - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,371 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Alec L., Magnus B.
Real Love by Kanra.Iza-Kun reviews
Another Shion family get-together. And of course, Taito wants too stay out of it. But what happens if someone wants too stay with him, for once; just so he wont be alone? Taito x Nigaito. Oneshot.
Vocaloid - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Taito S. - Complete
Something New by Itaweasel-hime reviews
Itachi has only one problem, one that is sure to break Sakura's heart. Sakura knows what she has to do though, even though it hurts, she knows she has to let him go. Otherwise, she would never be able to forgive herself.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 84,434 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/21/2010 - Published: 12/6/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Falling by Mantinas reviews
A Lucifer story I got from listening to "Paradise Lost" by Hollywood Undead. A semi-confessional from Satan. And OMG! This is HIS book and He's not a character! XD Bible people are ze craziest peoples.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 678 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/20/2010 - Satan - Complete
Peaches and Crystals and Mirrors by Miyazaki A2 reviews
A series of drabbles, ficlets, oneshots, or whatever you'd like to call them, about Sarah and Jareth. Watch out for fluff and angst; they're both liable to show up at some point. Continuity is subjective.
Labyrinth - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,312 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 4/14/2010 - Published: 3/27/2010 - Sarah, Jareth
Fuyuhana by Wounded Angel reviews
•AU• Eight-year-old Sakura is wandering through the forest and comes upon a wounded wolf. Pitying the animal she heals it and in return she receives a gift that will change her life in more ways than she could ever imagine. •Standard Disclaimer Applied•
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 27 - Words: 175,435 - Reviews: 1344 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 713 - Updated: 3/10/2010 - Published: 7/23/2007 - Itachi U., Sakura H.
Aoidos by Silverr reviews
Dionysus and Apollo disagree about many things - the true nature and ultimate fate of music being one of them. ** Written for oddcellist in the Yuletide 2005 challenge.
Greek Mythology - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,458 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/7/2010 - [Dionysus, Apollo] - Complete
It's For a Good Cause, I Swear! by Sarah1281 reviews
After receiving a time travel jutsu as payment for a mission, the original four members of Team 7 each get a chance to go back to one event in their life and change it. Surely they will use such an awesome power responsibly...right? Don't count on it.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 36 - Words: 114,594 - Reviews: 6131 - Favs: 10,451 - Follows: 3,964 - Updated: 3/5/2010 - Published: 9/28/2009 - Team Seven - Complete
akatsukichat dot com by hallucinajenny reviews
Kakuzu is tired of his friends and is about to take drastic/lazy measures. But what is waiting for him when he signs on to akatsukichat? Rated M for yaoi, Hidan's mouth, and gore. Contains kakuhidan and other Akatsuki pairings.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,983 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 1/26/2010 - Published: 6/2/2009 - Hidan, Kakuzu - Complete
That Butler, That Vampire by DomesticatedWerewolves reviews
Slightly AU. A new underground organization has been created, so the Earl Phantomhive has arranged to meet them. Prophetic comments ensue and pastries are bashed.
Crossover - Hellsing & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: T - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,092 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 66 - Published: 1/20/2010 - Alucard, Sebastian M. - Complete
Twelve Days by solunaeris reviews
COMPLETE Twelve days, twelve gifts. A nice thought isn't it? But Naruto's just wondering who's breaking into his apartment to do that.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 15,518 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 12/25/2009 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Naruto U., Itachi U. - Complete
Silence by sea.song.26 reviews
Mercutio is not often silent, but today seems to be an exception. BenvolioMercutio slash, oneshot.
Shakespeare - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Published: 12/17/2009 - Complete
Glide by Dayanara reviews
Aziraphale doesn't sleep, but occasionlly he does dream. Just occasionally. Drabble. Not slash.
Good Omens - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 275 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Aziraphale, A. Crowley - Complete
Extinction by Zeta Kizzy reviews
She had been missing for centuries. She returned home to Hueco Mundo find a few things had changed... and they were not for the better. The actions of one shinigami sparked the fury of a volatile hollow, leaving others to clean up the mess. 'Ships galore!
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 52,568 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 12/7/2009 - Published: 10/16/2009 - Ulquiorra, Orihime I.
Technicalities by sea.song.26 reviews
People often have three first impressions of Aziraphale. Technically, only one of these is correct, but since when has Crowley ever cared about the technicalities? Crowley/Aziraphale slash, rated for... um, slashiness? Oneshot, quite possibly fluff.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 295 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/7/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
For War To Love by InkNerd reviews
He was doomed to the mortal world until the little thing known as 'love' entered his warmongering heart. But is it possible for War to Love?
Greek Mythology - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 10,140 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 8/6/2009 - Published: 3/21/2009 - Ares
Before The Dawn by Lady Silvamord reviews
Fifteen-year-old Sakura never expected to become a traitor to her village, but in a Konoha ruled by Danzou, she has no other choice. Finding her path entangling with the village's most infamous renegade, though, was another story entirely. ItaSaku AU.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 250,455 - Reviews: 1896 - Favs: 2,186 - Follows: 631 - Updated: 6/28/2009 - Published: 1/10/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Itachi and the Prisoner of Azkaban by Mistress DragonFlame reviews
Just before that fateful time where Itachi slaughters his clan, he receives a mission to guard one Harry Potter for a single year. How much can change for Itachi, Harry, and the History of both worlds, in just one year? /Crossover with HP/
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 20 - Words: 102,343 - Reviews: 1325 - Favs: 1,928 - Follows: 575 - Updated: 5/27/2009 - Published: 9/14/2006 - Harry P., Itachi U. - Complete
Captivated by Dior Crystal reviews
Ulquiorra has left Aizen's army and Ichigo has been assigned to watch over him. Can Ichigo cope with watching over the ever curious, beautiful arrancar? IchiUlqui. Fluff. Yaoi.
Bleach - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,981 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 396 - Follows: 47 - Published: 4/18/2009 - Ichigo K., Ulquiorra - Complete
50 Accounts of Hisses and Halos by saxgirl42 reviews
50 short tales centering around everyone's favorite angel and demon, ranging from experimentation with jello shots to the real Armageddon. Rated T for some gore and language.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,494 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 172 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/16/2009 - A. Crowley, Aziraphale - Complete
A Hell of a Butler by buduica reviews
After the Apocalypse doesn't happen, Crowley encounters another of his cohorts in a bar. Based on anime canon for Kuroshitsuji, but no major spoilers.
Crossover - Good Omens & Kuroshitsuji - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 727 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2009 - A. Crowley, Sebastian M. - Complete
shinobi by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku IIP-verse Non-Massacre AU. Contrary to popular belief, Itachi did not seduce Sakura during the time she was nursing him back to health. No, it was the other way around, an innocent seduction that ensnared the Uchiha heir like nothing else could.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,519 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 686 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 2/27/2009 - Published: 2/20/2009 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
V Day Present by Avina Garamond reviews
Short Seph/Vin PWP. Vincent decides to give Sephiroth a Valentine's Day present. Follows Christmas Night a bit.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,588 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/13/2009 - Sephiroth, Vincent V. - Complete
Twelve Months by Musegaarid reviews
A sequel to The Twelve Days of Christmas. Crowley is determined to get his chance to sleep with Gabriel. Slashyslash.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 12 - Words: 20,938 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 1/13/2009 - Published: 3/31/2008 - Complete
100 Things Crowley Would Do Before the World Ended by shewhoguards reviews
Other people plan 100 things to do before they die. Crowley planned 100 things before EVERYBODY died.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 27,286 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 592 - Follows: 47 - Published: 1/7/2009 - Complete
Leopard Play by Avina Garamond reviews
Far into the future, genetic engineering creates pets. Pets that when reach maturity, can become humans albeit keeping their ears and tails . In such an age, Vincent is lonely. On his way from the pound, he saves a small kitten... Warning inside.
Final Fantasy VII - Rated: M - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,965 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2008 - Sephiroth, Vincent V.
Rosiel Blogs by sesshy-stalker-kendra reviews
When Rosiel is convinced to use LiveJournal by Katan for therapeutic reasons , what sort of nonsense will our beloved three winged psycho spout? Have fun reading! Idea gotten from PsychDragoonX's fic A Drama King's LiveJournal
Angel Sanctuary - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 469 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/18/2008 - Rosiel, Katan
paper fan by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku One day, he simply started to exist, started to breathe, started to live. Only, he was no longer the same. The flip side of a paper fan; same, but different. Changed, by the Gods.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,742 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 84 - Published: 10/11/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
Curtain call the final act by paws-bells reviews
ItaSaku Sequel to heart strings. They were never meant to be together. Fate was doing everything possible to tear them apart, but one thing binds them closer than never before. As long as hope never dies, life continues to blossom.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 19 - Words: 132,267 - Reviews: 1704 - Favs: 1,151 - Follows: 301 - Updated: 6/14/2008 - Published: 3/7/2008 - Itachi U., Sakura H. - Complete
The Rankless Shinobi by saraki22 reviews
Naruto is adopted by the Hyuuga Clan the nights after the Kyuubi is sealed inside of him.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,494 - Reviews: 587 - Favs: 525 - Follows: 698 - Updated: 5/3/2008 - Published: 10/7/2005
Welcome to My World by Musegaarid reviews
What does a typical day for Crowley look like?
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,598 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/5/2008 - Complete
A Hundred White Feathers by Hopeakaarme reviews
My fanfic100 challenge response. The lives and existences of Aziraphale and those close to him from before the Beginning to modern times. SLASH MichaelLucifer, RaphaelGabriel, and Michael Uriel, future SLASH CrowleyAziraphale.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 45 - Words: 68,789 - Reviews: 140 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 4/25/2007 - Published: 12/28/2005
Archangelic Avoidance of Unnecessary Heartbreak by Hopeakaarme reviews
Aziraphale is called to Heaven to discuss his future position. However, nothing goes quite like he expects. Implied AziraphaleCrowley.
Good Omens - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,320 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 4 - Published: 10/3/2006 - Complete
Contemplating suicide by Rayne of fire reviews
What happens when Seras can't take anymore of her 'existence? After a frightful event, Alucard tries to give Seras afew reasons to live. Themes of suicide and future lemon
Hellsing - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,290 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/13/2006 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Complete
Love Sentence by Hopeakaarme reviews
1sentence challenge entries. 50 sentences for each pairing. Slash AC and AdamCrowley.
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,724 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2006 - Complete
December by Hopeakaarme reviews
My Christmas fic 2005. Aziraphale's not what he appears to be, and neither is Crowley. Both angels and demons are about to notice this. SLASH CrowleyAziraphale RaphaelGabriel MichaelBeelzebub
Good Omens - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 34,753 - Reviews: 135 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/25/2005 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Complete
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Lets Not do This Again reviews
What happens when The Akatski gets new members? And one of them is Sakura? The hell? From Ex ANBU, Experiments, Bounty hunters and a 12 year old, These people are gonna raise hell. Contains both Het. and Yaoi pairings. OCXOC, KakuXOC, ItaXSaku
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,298 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Itachi U., Kakuzu
For her Sake
Chara is a lost puppy who stumbled upon a garden. After being caught by the owner of said garden for trespassing, she now finds out that she is owned by a black panther with red eyes. Just wanted to see if any one liked this sos far...Contains OC's
Misc. Books - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,108 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/29/2010
Hell's Commandments reviews
Basically the ten commandments for Hell. I suck at summeries.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 193 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/21/2010 - Satan - Complete
daily life reviews
Basically the daily life of Lucifer and his 'siblings'. Includes random mall fires, angry hellhounds, an arch angel with a headache and Lucifer trying to keep his sanity.
Bible - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,498 - Reviews: 2 - Updated: 4/20/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Satan