Queen Umbugartus
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Joined 04-03-10, id: 2313220, Profile Updated: 08-03-13
Author has written 5 stories for Warriors, Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Silmarillion, Hunger Games, and Sherlock.

Hi! I'm Queen Umbugartus, and I may be the only person on FFN with a pen name from The Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica. I could be wrong. You can call me Queen or Um or Bug or Artus or any combination of those.

My Navy

Hetalia Fleet

Flagship/OTP - Austria/Hungary (AusHun)

OTCP - Prussia/Ukraine (PruUkr)

Germany/Italy (GerIta)

Sweden/Finland (SuFin)

Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica Fleet

Flagship - Aven/Artus (Avus)

Steven/Laura Glue (Steven Glue)

Edmund/Laura Glue (Edmund Glue)

There are many more ships, of course, but I'm rather lazy. Eh, I'll add 'em later.

Ideas: POSSIBLE future stories.

-Hetalia/Dragonriders of Pern crossover. Set after The Skies Of Pern.

Hetalia Podfic Project:

So, I'm going to start a project in which fans read fanfiction aloud and post it on YouTube. But I need to know if anyone's interested. PM me if you are!

How it would work:

1. An Author would PM me the details of a work of theirs that they would like read aloud OR a Narrator would PM me the details of a work they'd like to read.

2. I would post it on this page so that Narrators could view it. If a Narrator wanted to do it, they would PM me OR I would contact the Author and ask permission to have the work read aloud.

3. The Narrator would record the work, make it a video, and email me the file.

4. I would post it on YouTube.

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The Book of Hetalia Logic by Mitsuki Horenake reviews
Welcome newcomers to the Hetalia world! Getting started in a strange new fandom and the Wiki pages are down? Here's a good place to look! From how to write a character in relation to the image of Himaruya to the fangames in existance, whatever you need to know, this will have you covered! Anonymous reviews are open, so ask what questions you have!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 39 - Words: 82,910 - Reviews: 362 - Favs: 419 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 12/26/2011
In Our Solemn Hour by Warsaw and Vilnius reviews
The time was World War II, at the dawn of a global conflict like nothing any of the Nations had ever seen before. Nothing could've prepared them for what lay ahead: a war more total and radical than anything they could ever have imagined. This wasn't just business as usual; it was centuries' worth of pent-up emotions all coming into play at once. This was indeed their darkest hour.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 219,248 - Reviews: 156 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 12/26/2014 - Published: 2/3/2013
Child Services by MiyaBlack reviews
AU. Romano and Feliciano Vargas have just lost their parents. Romano, who is 22, must care for his 6 year old little brother. Enter Antonio Carreido, the agent from Child Services who must record his progress, however, it's hard for the cheerful Spaniard to keep from falling in love with this little broken down family and with Romano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,822 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 338 - Follows: 407 - Updated: 7/22/2014 - Published: 10/29/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
The Reluctant Polish Crossdresser by Hamburgers'nNoodles reviews
Feliks Lukasiewicz is a young, very skilled spy who has a new mission, and this one might be his most challenging yet. He has to attend high school, while cross dressing! All the while, he must investigate a certain Lithuanian prince who is attending the school as well. This is a Lietpol fic featuring a serious!Poland. Rated T for language and just to be safe. Contains some USUK.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 68,599 - Reviews: 293 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 193 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 10/8/2012 - Poland, Lithuania
Under The Moon by SalmiakLakrids reviews
Mathias is distraught when his dad tells him that they're moving to a remote village in Norway. But maybe it turns out to be not too bad after all, as he meets icy, ace-skier Lukas. Slash DenNor, human names used. I'm new to fanfiction, please be kind!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,214 - Reviews: 102 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/28/2013 - Published: 3/30/2013 - Norway, Denmark - Complete
Bloody Games by Fekete reviews
ADOPTED BY nina amina. Every year two tributes from twelve districts are chosen across Panem for a bloodbath called Hunger Games. Only one stands a victor. And in the place of my brother, I, Lovino Vargas, will take part in these and try to kill other tributes. Even the tomato bastard, a boy that gave me hope. / Hunger Games AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 78,310 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 5/6/2013 - Published: 9/19/2012 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Battle Plans by bufffycat reviews
China accidentally overhears a secret meeting between Russia and America. But why are they discussing taking over other countries?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 643 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/2/2013 - America, Russia, China - Complete
Guardian Angel by FrUKing Awesome Canadian Hero reviews
It wasn't as hard as the other times, when Francis would wake in terror in the dead of night and lay trembling for hours until the sun rose to save him, still feeling Jeanne's hands clamped around his neck, the flames searing his skin. The ghost of wings and whispered sweet nothings lingered by him in the sunbeams, barely too faint to be sensed. A new savior had found him today.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2013 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Evil by ForestFireSong reviews
Because sometimes the arguments get much too personal. While nursing a headache, remarks about WW2 during a World Meeting lead Germany into a flood of reminiscing- and to leave the meeting. After all, he deserves a break, right? A break from feeling like he was evil, evil, evil, and failing to convince himself that it was not so...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,709 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/23/2013 - Germany - Complete
Rest for the Wicked by DragonQueenSori reviews
Darkhelm, capital of the Endless Wastes and home of the Thrice-Cursed Horde, has been named the world's third nicest city. The Black King Ludwig's not sure how this happened. GerIta AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,639 - Reviews: 38 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/26/2012 - Published: 3/30/2012 - Germany, N. Italy
Please Come by Icee67 reviews
France is quite ill with the flu and all he wants is his husband. But England has been stuck in England for months and won't be able to return for a while. Will France have to suffer the sickness alone? Or will he possibly get the comfort of his husband after all? FrUK! Sweeter than a batch of cotton candy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,995 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/27/2012 - France, England/Britain - Complete
The Nearest Kin of Gods by Mornen reviews
A tale of the House of Finwë in modern day America told from the perspectives of Maedhros, Maglor, and Fingon. Complete.
Silmarillion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 21 - Words: 38,834 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 6/26/2012 - Published: 11/11/2011 - Maedhros, Fingon - Complete
Alagaesia Goes Crazy by Above the Winter Moonlight reviews
COMPLETE Randomness shall reign supreme when Star Wars, Inheritance Cycle, Lord of the Rings, Percy Jackson, and Harry Potter characters unite to unleash random havoc upon Alagaesia and the galaxy far far away, with the help of three insane authoresses...
Inheritance Cycle - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 64 - Words: 178,651 - Reviews: 765 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/18/2011 - Published: 2/3/2009 - Eragon S., Saphira - Complete
Geeks in Love? by elitetrine reviews
Vistoire, a Seychellois student at Gakuen Hetalia, makes a bet she regrets-she must make her friend Eduard fall in love with her within a month! Gakuen AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,294 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Estonia, Seychelles - Complete
101 Rules For History Class by Teal Tribbles reviews
A list of rules and regulations for any and all Hetalians to follow in history class. Co-written in a joint account by D12T and Teal Phoenix.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,204 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 370 - Follows: 38 - Published: 12/13/2010 - Complete
Outcast by Angelsaurus reviews
How could this school, this St. Hetalia Academy, be so universally lauded when I had never heard it spoken of before? It sounded more like a secret society than a school to me.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 18 - Words: 127,566 - Reviews: 728 - Favs: 957 - Follows: 376 - Updated: 6/3/2010 - Published: 5/15/2009 - Finland, Sweden - Complete
Looking Like Nathaniel by Dlvvanzor reviews
It would be nice if there had been precedence, but no, nothing involving Nathanial was ever simple. Naturally I had to be the first djinni to ever, in the history of djinni, love a human. Oneshot, future fic. Bart POV. BartxNat.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,054 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Bartimaeus, Nathaniel - Complete
A Needle Pulling Thread by LadyTemeraire reviews
A startling revelation at the onset of WWII makes Germany question his views and shifts his perspective on what constitutes "humanity". Rated PG for angst!history.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,993 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/15/2010 - Germany, Austria
101 rules for Finland to live by by ljusclara reviews
Finland is normally well behaved, but there are exceptions.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,289 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Finland - Complete
Essence of the Matter by AlternateEndings reviews
The staff broke, Nouda is dead, and as is Nathaniel. But now, the three marids that were trapped in the staff have been released, and they have no intention of going back. And then there's the question of where you go when you die.
Bartimaeus Trilogy - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,612 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/2/2007
Diary of a School Trip to Minas Tirith by Eledhwen reviews
It's the Fifth Age, and there's a school trip to Minas Tirith.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,298 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 16 - Published: 3/13/2002
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Before He Hits The Ground reviews
As Sherlock falls to his death, he sees some of the events and people that have lead him here. Silm!lock. Rated for suicide and Oaths.
Crossover - Silmarillion & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 236 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 1/26/2014 - Maedhros, Sherlock H. - Complete
Tiny Hands reviews
In which the nations go around the business of families. No Mpreg, copious genderbending.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 6,950 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/27/2013 - Published: 3/23/2013 - England/Britain, France, Germany, N. Italy
December reviews
My favorite wintry picture books, rewritten with Hetalia characters. My Christmas/Hanukkah/Kwanzaa/Solstice/Whatever you celebrate gift to the wonderful Hetalia fandom.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,352 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 12/2/2012
Wet reviews
Artus always knows when Aven is going to come home wet. Avus drabble.
Chronicles of the Imaginarium Geographica - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 177 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 5/29/2012 - Complete
The Actual Warriors Hunger Games 1 reviews
Throw 4 real apprentices from each Clan into an arena to fight to the death, and what do you get? The Actual Warriors Hunger Games, of course! Fireheart and Co. must face the reaping . . . And possibly the arena!
Crossover - Warriors & Hunger Games - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 292 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Published: 3/12/2011