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Author has written 5 stories for Twilight, Secret Life of the American Teenager, Sonny with a Chance, and Wizards of Waverly Place.

My name is Ashleigh I have a cats named Tigger and Bubbles and a boxer named Maddy I live with my mom and my sister and hope to write more stories soon I really enjoy writing them and I hope you like reading them my besties have mostly inspired my stories yea thats it

Oh and if I say the story is squirel awesome that means it rocks because I love squirels and I think their awesome.

Love vs. Sex

A teenage girl about 17 had gone to visit
some friends one
evening
and time passed quickly as each shared
their
various experiences of the past year.

She ended up staying longer than
planned,
and
had to walk home alone. She wasn't
afraid
because it was a small town and she lived
only
a
few blocks away.

As she walked along under the tall elm
trees,
Diane asked God to keep her safe from
harm
and
danger.

When she reached the alley, which was a
short
cut to her house, she decided to take it.

However, halfway down the alley she
noticed
a
man standing at the end as though he
were
waiting
for her.

She became uneasy and began to pray,
asking
for
God's protection.

Instantly a comforting feeling of quietness
and
security wrapped round her, she felt as
though
someone was walking with her.

When she reached the end of the alley,
she
walked right past the man and arrived
home
safely.

The following day, she read in the
newspaper
that
a young girl had been raped in the same
alley
just
twenty minutes after she had been there.

Feeling overwhelmed by this tragedy and
the
fact
that it could have been her, she began to
weep.

Thanking the Lord for her safety and to
help
this
young woman, she decided to go to the
police
station.

She felt she could recognize the man, so
she
told
them her story.

The police asked her if she would be
willing to
look
at a lineup to see if she could identify
him.

She agreed and immediately pointed out
the
man
she had seen in the alley the night
before.

When the man was told he had been
identified,
he
immediately broke down and confessed.

The officer thanked Diane for her bravery
and
asked if there was anything they could do
for
her.

She asked if they would ask the man one
question.

Diane was curious as to why he had not
attacked
her.

When the policeman asked him, he
answered, "Because she wasn't alone.
She
had
two tall men walking on either side of
her."

Amazingly, whether you believe or not,
you're
never alone. Did you know that 98 of
teenagers
will not stand up for God?

Repost this as Love vs. Sex if you truly
believe
in
God..

PS: God is always there in your heart and loves you
no matter what...and if you stand up for him he will
stand up for you.
I bet 93 of you people that read this won't repost o

Month one

Mommy
I am only 8 inches long
but I have all my organs.
I love the sound of your voice.
Every time I hear it
I wave my arms and legs.
The sound of your heartbeat
is my favorite lullaby.

Month Two

Mommy
today I learned how to suck my thumb.
If you could see me
you could definitely tell that I am a baby.
I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though.
It is so nice and warm in here.

Month Three

You know what Mommy
I'm a boy!
I hope that makes you happy.
I always want you to be happy.
I don't like it when you cry.
You sound so sad.
It makes me sad too
and I cry with you even though
you can't hear me.

Month Four

Mommy
my hair is starting to grow.
It is very short and fine
but I will have a lot of it.
I spend a lot of my time exercising.
I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes
and stretch my arms and legs.
I am becoming quite good at it too.

Month Five

You went to the doctor today.
Mommy, he lied to you.
He said that I'm not a baby.
I am a baby Mommy, your baby.
I think and feel.
Mommy, what's abortion?

Month Six

I can hear that doctor again.
I don't like him.
He seems cold and heartless.
Something is intruding my home.
The doctor called it a needle.
Mommy what is it? It burns!
Please make him stop!
I can't get away from it!
Mommy! HELP me!

Month Seven

Mommy
I am okay.
I am in Jesus's arms.
He is holding me.
He told me about abortion.
Why didn't you want me Mommy?

Every Abortion Is Just:

One more heart that was stopped.

Two more eyes that will never see.

Two more hands that will never touch.

Two more legs that will never run.

One more mouth that will never speaks.

One less child that will never be seen.

This about a little girl who was abused, if you care copy and paste this in your profile

My name is sarah

I am but three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren't ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can't speak at all

I can't do a wrong

Or else I'm locked up

All the day long

When I awake I'm all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren't home.

When my mommy does come

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe I'll get just

One whipping tonight

Don't make a sound!

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie's Bar.

I hear him curse

My name he calls

I press myself

Against the wall.

I try and hide

From his evil eyes

I'm so afraid now

I'm sradishing to cry.

He finds me weeping

He shouts ugly words,

He says its my fault

That he suffers at work.

He slaps me and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And I run for the door.

He's already locked it

And I sradish to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall.

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken.

"I'm sorry!", I scream

But its now much too late

His face has been twisted

Into unimaginable hate.

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

Oh please God, have mercy!

Oh please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door,

While I lay there motionless

Sprawled on the floor.

My name is Sarah

And I am but three,

Tonight my daddy,

Murdered me.

child abuse, MAKE IT STOP!

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, copy this into your profile

If Fanfiction to you is what MySpace is to other people, copy this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? Milk tastes good. People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

If you've ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this one your profile.

If you've ever walked into a doorway that you could've clearly dodged, you just weren't paying close enough attention, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you have ever thrown something at a TV screen when you saw a character you despised, copy and paste this on your profile.

Weird is good. Strange is bad. Odd is what you call someone who you can't decide what to call them. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, which means weird is good! If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!

A friend helps you up when you fall, a best friend continues walking while saying ''Walk much dumbass?" If you agree, copy and paste this onto your profile.

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumbwar with yourself (i find that i am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

If you sometimes talk to yourself copy and paste this onto your profile.

A true friend is someone who will try to answer the "eraser bits" question and have a long conversation about it. A friend is someone who won't say anything when you cry for no reason, but will start sobbing too, just to help you cry. If you have a true friend, copy and paste this on your profile.

If you're one of those people who get excited when you just see two reviews, paste this in your profile

If you ever ran into a clear door like those birds in that window cleaning comercial, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or pulled the handle on a door that said push, copy this into your profile

If you ever tripped over your own feet, copy this into your profile

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you don't have a problem with homosexuality, copy this into your profile.

92 percent American teens would die if Abecrombie and Fitch told them it uncool to breathe. Cppy this into your profile if you would be in the 8 percent laughing their asses off at the others.

If you've ever fallen going UP the stairs, put this in your profile.

If you think those stupid kids should just give the rabbit the freakin' Trix, copy this into your profile.

92 percent of teens have moved onto rap. If you are part of the 8 that still listen to real music, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you spend multiple hours a day reading, writing, or a combination of both, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you're against animal cruelty (horse slaughter, bear bating, dolphin hunting, chimp slavery etc.) then copy this into your profile!

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN IT! we fucked up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Are your personal crying shoulder.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your shit and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Bitch drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will re-post

In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (That's the only time I have to work on my hair).
On a bag of Fritos:!...You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)
On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (And that would be how?...)
On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (But, it's "just" a suggestion).
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (Well...duh, a bit late!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding: "Product will be hot after heating." (I was hoping it was going to be frozen... darn.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (But wouldn't this save me more time?)
On Boot's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)
On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (And...I'm taking this because?...)
On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (As opposed to...what?)
On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (Now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (Talk about a news flash!!...)
(In reality, they are forced to do that due to people with peanut and nut allergies. If they don't...MAJOR LAWSUITS!)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)
On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)
On a Swedish chainsaw: "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...Was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

A girl and guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle
Girl: Slow down, I'm scared!
Guy: No, this is fun.
Girl: No, it's not. Please, I'm scared.
Guy: Then tell me you love me.
Girl: I love you, now slow down!
Guy: Now give me a big hug.
She gives him a big hug
Guy: Can you take off my helmet and put it on yourself, it's bothering me.
In the newspaper the next day, a motorcycle had crashed into a building because of break failure. Two people were on it and only one survived. The truth was that halfway down the road, the guy realized his break wasn't working but he didn't want the girl to know. Instead he had her hug him and tell him one last time that she loved him. Then he had her put on his helmet so that she could live.
If you would do this for a loved one copy and paste

24 Things I owe to my Mother

1. My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE.
"If you two are going to kill each other, at least do it outside. I just finished cleaning!"

2. My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL.
"If you don't straighten up, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week."

3. My mother taught me LOGIC.
"Because I said so, that's why."

4. My mother taught me MORE LOGIC.
"If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you aren't coming to the store with me!"

5. My mother taught me FORESIGHT.
"Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident.

6. My mother taught IRONY.
"Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."

7. My mother taught me about THE SCIENCE OF OSMOSIS.
"Shut your mouth and eat your supper!"

8. My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM.
"Will you look at the dirt on the back of your neck!"

9. My mother taught me about STAMINA.
"You'll sit there until all that spinach is gone."

10. My mother taught me about WEATHER.
"Your room looks like a tornado went through there!"

11. My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY.
"If I've told you once, I've told you a million times, don't exaggerate!"

12. My mother taught me the CIRCLE OF LIFE.
"I brought you into this world, and I can take you out of it too!"

13. My mother taught me about BEHAVIOUR MODIFICATION.
"Stop acting like your father!"

14. My mother taught me about ENVY.
"There are millions of less fortunate children around the world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"

15. My mother taught me about ANTICIPATION.
"Just wait until we get home!"

16. My mother taught me about RECEIVING.
"You're going to get it when we get home!"

17. My mother taught me about MEDICAL SCIENCE.
"If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they're going to freeze that way!"

18. My mother taught me about ESP.
"Put your sweater on! Don't you think I know when you're cold?"

19. My mother taught me HUMOUR.
"When the lawnmower cuts off you toes, don't come crying to me!"

20. My mother taught me HOW TO BECOME AN ADULT.
"If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."

21. My mother taught me GENETICS.
"You're just like your father."

22. My mother taught me about MY ROOTS.
"Shut that door! Do you think you were raised in a barn?"

23. My mother taught me WISDOM.
"When you're my age, you'll understand."

24. My mother taught me JUSTICE.
"One day you'll have kids, and I hope they turn out just like you!"

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95% of teens would cry if they saw Miley Cyrus at the top of a skyscraper about to jump. Copy and paste this onto your profile if you are in the 5% that would sit there eating popcorn and yelling "Do a flip bitch!!"

If you do sexual noises when you stretch, copy and paste this on you profile.

If you have ever stayed up past 2 in the morning reading, copy and paste this on your profile.

If random songs pop into your head for no apparent reason, copy and paste this on your profile. I think its the people in my head singing, annoying when that happens huh?

If you've walked under something that was about two feet above your head and ducked anyway copy and paste this to your profile.

If you have ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever just wanted to fucking slap someone, copy and paste this onto your profile

If you are anti-social sometimes, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

My best friend is insane, if you think your best friend is insane, put this in your profile.

If you know someone who should be run over by a bus put this on your profile.

Ways to Annoy people at the cinema:

Throw popcorn in the air and yell, "It's snowing!"

Go, "Oooooh..." whenever anyone kisses.

Clap when the good guy gets killed.

During the previews, yell, "Can you fast-forward it?"

Whenever the bad guy is doing something devious, say, "Watch out!"

Laugh very loudly at all the corny jokes.

Tell the man selling popcorn that the bathroom is flooding.

Yell out what is going to happen.

Wear a cape and when its your turn to get popcorn yell, "I'm Batman! Hahaha!" and run away.

Say that they cannot sit next to you because you invisible friend already is.

Dress for every movie as if it were the Rocky Horror Picture Show.

Use empty chairs next to you as catapults with candy. Aim at specific people behind you and see if you can hit anyone in the back row.

Wear 3D glasses. Complain loudly how bad the effects are.

Bring a flashlight. In the middle of the film do shadow puppets on the ceiling.

Bring a remote control. Complain that you can't change the channel.

Sit front row, the minute the movie starts run out screaming.

Every time a character's name is mentioned do the Richmeister. (for a guy named Nick say, the Nickmeister, the Nickenator, Nickarino...)

Bring a beach ball. Toss it around.

Try to start a wave.

Become a bookie. Take bets on who will die first.

Sit in the back and throw eggs at the projection window.

Every time someone curses cover your ears and scream, "No profanity!"

Sing with the theme music.

Bring and use your own air freshener.

At the ticket booth, request tickets for really old movies, "I'll have two tickets for the Goonies."

Throw spit wads on the screen. Try throwing them on the upper part of the screen so they can't get scraped off.

Pass around a collection plate and see if anyone contributes.

Point a laser pointer at the screen. Give the audience a laser light show.

Bring a book and a bright light. Start reading the book with the light on. When someone asks you to turn out the light, yell, "Shh, I'm trying to read!"

Use binoculars. Stare at the audience rather than the movie.

Bring a Nintendo laser gun. Shoot at the screen.

Clap loudly every time a person walks into the theater late.

When someone kicks the back of your chair, scream, "Ahhh, whiplash!"

Ask what the theater's return policy on popcorn is.

Ask the person at the ticket window, "Do you work here?"

Start a standing ovation at the end of the movie.

Quote all dialogue 4 seconds after it is said on the screen.

Get up frequently and leave the room while singing "Let's all go to the Lobby to get ourselves a treat"

Every time there is a gun shot scream, "Hit the floor!", jump on the floor, and cover your head.

Wear one of those "cat in the hat" top hats.

Play musical chairs, getting up frequently and moving right next to someone sitting by themself.

Bring your own beanbag chair and sit in the aisle.

Before the movie begins, tape fart cusions to various chairs in the theater room.


Bring a portable air popper, pop your own popcorn.

Bring a watergun and shoot it at anyone who begins talking then say very loudly, "SHH!"

Before the commercials start and people are just coming in and shout so that people outside can hear, "I'M SO VERY SORRY! YOU'RE TOO LATE!"

Tie a cardboard box around your waist and walk up and down the aisles shouting "Get your popcorn, peanuts!"

Cough really loudly right at the most important part of the movie, so nobody can here it, like when the killer's name is going to be said.

Laugh hysterically during the sad parts in the movie, cry during the funny ones.

Bring a pager or cellphone and set them off every 5 minutes, you can also set off a watch alarm if you have a loud one.

Say "Shhhhh" every 5 minutes.

Pass by a room that's showing a movie you've already seen, put your head into the room, and scream the end

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FRIENDS/BEST FRIENDS

FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"

FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.

BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."

FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.

BEST FRIENDS: Keeps on walking saying, "Walk much, dumb ass?"

FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.

BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.

FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.

BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!"

FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.

BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you.

FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.

BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.

FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.

BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run -beep- run!"

FRIENDS: Will help you move.

BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.

FRIENDS: Will bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be in the room next to you saying, "That was awesome! Let's do it again!"

FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.

BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.

FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.

BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!

FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.

BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN! we messed up!"

FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.

BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.

FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.

BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.

FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.

BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."

FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.

BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...

FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.

BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds ass that left you

FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.

BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."

FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.

BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.

FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)

BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.

FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.

BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!"

FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.

BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this shit!

If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile.

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

98 of teenagers do drugs, have sex, and drink alcohol...put this in your profile if you like chocolate chip cookies.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you are the kind of person that gets really excited when you get like two reviews, copy this into your profile.

Twilight Oath
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
When a Volvo drives through town
I promise to obey traffic laws
Of course for Charlie's sake
And whenever a wolf howls
I promise to remember Jake
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know

92 percent of teenagers would die if Abercrombie and Fitch told them it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you would be part of the 8 percent laughing your butt off.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If whenever you see or hear the name "Edward" you freak out and have a small fit because you love him so much, and then people stare at you, copy and paste this into your profile

If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile.

If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the world's population believe that they're bringing sexy back. Copy and paste this on your profile if you're part of the 2 percent that never lost theirs.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

IF YOU LOVE EMMETT CULLEN, COPY THIS INTO YOUR PROFILE AND SCREAM

If you know you have an unhealthy obsession with one or all of the cullens, but you dont really care because even though admitting you have a problem is the first step to healing, frankly, you dont want to heal, add this to you're profile.

If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile

If they are right...copy and paste this into your profile

If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile

If you think that Global Warming is real, and that it should be dealt with, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you are such a loser that you actually read all these 'If you ever blah blah blah, copy this into your profile' things, copy this into your profile

Only crazy people can understand the brilliance of crazy things. If you are crazy and proud of it, copy and paste this into your profile!

If you have ever seen a movie (or show) so many times that you can quote it word for word. And you do at random moments; copy and paste this in you're profile

If you've ever thought about something when you were talking about something else, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever wished you could talk to animals or be an animal, copy and paste this into yIf you have ever read a 250 pg + book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you love reading really long books just for the heck of it, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you ever sang the "I know a song that gets on everybody’s nerves" song copy this into your profile!

If you ever were told to go somewhere and you forgot why and you had to go back to find out copy this into your profile!

If you are weird, insane, crazy, odd, not-normal, a freak of nature, psychotic, random or anything similar, copy this into your profile

If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile

If you don't have a problem with homosexuals, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever accidentally stabbed yourself or someone else with a pencil, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile

If you have ever said something and two seconds later, completely forgot, copy and paste this to your profile.

We now have the technology to copy human skin cells to test on for all cosmetics and beauty supplies. If you are against any type of animal testing, post this on your profile.

If you are against racism, COPY THIS ONTO YOUR PROFILE. The only race is humanity.

If you've ever totally screwed something up so bad it isn't even funny, copy this onto your profile

If you get bored easily post this on your profile.

If you have no willpower post this onto your profile.

If you are good at annoying people (especially on loooooong car journeys) copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever get a random urge to start screaming copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever turned around and questioned how you got on those subjects after an entire conversation, copy and paste this in to your profile.

If several inanimate objects hate you copy and paste this onto your profile (My sport ran away and all my other books are jealous of Twilight because I like her better (notice I said her not it))

If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.

If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.

If you have your own little world, copy and paste this into your profile

If you flip whenever you see someone reading a Twilight series book and you want to talk to them all about it, copy and paste this in your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on to your profile.

If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.

If you have ever been so obsessed with something that now everyone is scared of you because of its effects copy this into your profile.

If you can connect anything to Twilight, copy and paste this on to your profile. (it really is an art)

If you hate when other people have super long profiles, but yours is twice as long, copy and paste this onto your profile (I made this one up myself)

If you burst out crying at a random time because it finally sunk in that Edward is fictional, copy and paste this only your profile (i made that one up too! it's soo me!)

If you hate when people post stupid things on Facebook but you do it to sometimes (Lol I totally would!)

For me, crazy is a loose term. Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you what you are doing that is so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour-long sob fest, and then start singing and dancing when your favorite song comes on. Crazy is when you do or say a completely random thing, like "Do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or having a thumbwar with yourself. Crazy is when you type up all your favorite sayings, print them off and tape them to your wall, just for something to do. Crazy is when you memorize the complete biographies and physical traits of every character in Twilight (or almost, at least). Crazy is when you write Emmett or Edward Cullen is hot on your homework insted of doing it. Crazy is when you draw Edward's face and hot bod all over your Advanced Placement United States History notes when you should be concentrating on the APUSH final the next day. Crazy is when you yell at fictional book characters for doing stupid things (cough, cough Edward leaving in New Moon) or deciding that you'll give a friend all of the answers for the homework for the rest of your life if he'll find you and Edward. Crazy is when you decide to hunt down fictional book characters and kill them for hurting other fictional book characters (I'm talking about Damon, but Edward applies here, too.) Crazy is when your mother has to pry Twilight and or New Moon from your fingertips and you start to sop. Crazy is when you are planning your revenge on people like Victoria and cough Jacob Black!cough. Crazy is when you just said something very serious then burst out laughing. Crazy is writing Vampire and Werewolf history on your history homework. (MINE)Crazy is when you call your teacher for help on history and end up talkin about Emmett Cullen and how dumb someone coughJacob Black cough. is! If you're crazy, copy this onto your profile and add something(s) crazy you've done to the list!

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vice versa copy this into your profile

If you realize that copying and pasting things into your profile is pointless (but fun), and you do it anyways, copy and paste this onto your profile

Admitting you are weird means you are normal. Saying that you are normal is odd. If you admit that you are weird and like it, copy this onto your profile.

If you think rock paper scissors solves everything then put this in your profile!

If you think that if girls ruled the world it would be a better place then copy this onto your profile.

If you ABSOLUTELY REFUSE to die by suffocating, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you love to sadistically torture your favorite characters in your stories, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you think Writer's Block blows (sucks), copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever laughed maniacally, choked and/or gagged from lack of oxygen, and then fainted dramatically, copy and paste this onto your profile

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you agree, copy this and put it in your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' COULD, copy this into your profile

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If you have answered a question by saying "Penguins" when penguins had NOTHING to do with what you were talking about, copy this into you're profile.

If you think that I think that you think that I think that you think that I am totally spazzing out right now with the 'If you thinks' copy this to your profile already!!

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If you just read this whole long list of copy/paste things, and are now wondering why the hell you did that, go see a therapist and then copy and paste this

-Let flip a coin-heads we'll be together, tails we flip again.

-Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mom saying you can still keep it.

-Always forgive your enemies - Nothing annoys them so much.

-Boys are like slinkies, useless, but fun to watch fall down the stairs.

-Why is it that people are fine with everyone having a different job or going to a different school, but if you say you follow a different religion, you are weird?

-There are 3 reasons to go through the day: Coffee in the morning, friends in the afternoon, and a good book for the rest of the day.

-Note to Self: Normal is just a setting on washing machines.

-I'm going to live forever, or die trying.

-If I had something good to say, I would have already said it.

-Employee of the month is a good example of how someone can be both a winner and a loser at the same time.

-Never knock on Death's door-ring the bell and run away. Death really hates that.

-Always and never are two words you should always remember never to use.

-If you get a low enough SAT score, you should be able to park in the handicap space.

-Traditions are group efforts to keep the unexpected from happening.

-I refuse to answer that question on the grounds that I don't know the answer.

-Practice makes perfect, but nobody's perfect, so why practice?

-When angry, count to ten, when very angry, swear.

-Education is important; school however, is another matter.

-Boys are like trees - they take 50 years to grow up.

-You cry, I cry. You laugh, I laugh. You jump off a cliff, I laugh even harder!

-Hello. You have reached the Sixth Sense Detective Agency. We know who you are, where you are from, and what you want so there is no need to leave a message.

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-I understand that Scissors can beat Paper, and I get how Rock can beat Scissors, but there's no way Paper can beat Rock. Is Paper supposed to magically wrap around Rock leaving it immobile? If so, why can't paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can't paper do this to people? Why aren't sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they attempt to take notes in class? I'll tell you why, because paper can't beat anybody, a rock would tear that crap up in two seconds. When I play rock/ paper/ scissors, I always choose rock. Then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my ready made fist and say, oh, I'm sorry, I thought paper would protect you, you asshole!

-That, my children, is called a wall. But beware the wall is solid. Yes be afraid! Be very afraid for we cannot walk through it! Believe me children, for I have attempted this many times before.

-Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

-Some people are alive today, simply because it is illegal to kill them.

-The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why it's not.

-I got an A in philosophy because I proved my professor doesn’t exist.

-If your parents never had children, chances are you won’t either.

-Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are the same number of letters?

-Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone might actually clean them?

-There are no stupid questions – just a bunch of inquisitive idiots.

-Politics is war without bloodshed. War is politics with bloodshed.

-High School Musical 3 and Saw V were the two top movies at the box office when they opened. One depicted gruesome on screen torture. The other was about a guy with a saw.

-It takes 47 muscles to frown, 13 to smile and absolutely none to sit there with a dumb look on your face.

-People say satire is dead. It’s not dead. It’s alive and living in the White House.

-I’m not afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.

-I do not deny everything.

-Sometimes the mind, for reasons we do not necessarily understand, just decides to go the store for a quart of milk.

-The only reason some people get lost in thought is because it is unfamiliar territory.

-Always proofread to make you sure you don’t any words out.

-I'm not short I'm fun sized.

-Love me or hate me personally I could care less

-Unless you've lived my life, don't judge me because you don't know, never have & never will know every little thing & detail about me

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then.

-When you get caught looking at him, remember he was looking back.

-Girls are like phones, we love to be held, and talked to but if you press the wrong button you'll be disconnected!

-I'm the type of girl who will burst out laughing in dead silence over something that happened a year ago : )

-Isn't it ironic . . . we ignore those who adore us, adore those who ignore us, hurt those who love us, and love those who hurt us

-Don't follow in my footsteps . . . I run into walls.

-Do you want to know why I'm still on earth? Heaven kicked me out and hell is afraid I'll take over

-Hello and welcome to the Mental Health Hot-line. If you are obsessive compulsive, press 1 repeatedly. If you are co-dependent ask someone to press 2 for you. If you have multiple personalities press 3, 4, 5, 6. If you are paranoid, we know what you are and what you want so stay on the line and we'll trace your call. If you are delusional press 7 and your call will be sent to the Mother Ship. If you are schizophrenic listen carefully and a small voice will tell you which number to press. If you are depressive, it doesn't matter which number you press, no one will answer you. If you are dislexic press 6, 9, 6, 9, 6, 9. If you have a nervous disorder fidget with the hatch key until the beep. After the beep, please wait for the beep. If you have short term memory loss, please try your call again later and if you have low self esteem, hang up; all our operators are too busy to talk to you.

-Of all the things I’ve lost, I miss my mind the most.

-Before you criticize some one, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you’re a mile away and you still have their shoes.

-An apple a day, keeps the doctor away, if well aimed.

-I am on a quest to the deepest, darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" - a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for I may not return alive. (this is so true for me :P)

-When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep-- not screaming, like the passengers in his car.

-Too often, we lose sight of life's simple pleasures. Remember, when someone annoys you it takes 42 muscles in your face to frown, BUT it only takes 4 muscles to extend your arm and freak slap that mother fucker upside the head.

-I called your boyfriend gay, and he hit me with his purse.

-A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

-You say I'm not cool. But cool is another word for cold. If I'm not cold, I'm hot. I know I'm hot. Thanks for embracing it.

-Who ever said nothing is impossible, never tried to slam a revolving door.

-What happens if you get scared half to death twice?

-We could all take a lesson from crayons: some are sharp, some are beautiful, some have weird names, all are different colors, but they still learn to live in the same box. (but what if there fighting and kicking each other out when wee not looking oo scary.)

-I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it.

-You laugh because I'm different. I laugh because you're all the same.

-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-Love your enemies! It really pisses them off.

-Shut up voices! Or I'll poke you with a Q-tip again!

-Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.

-Friend's will always be like “well you deserve better” but best friends will be prank calling him saying “you will die in seven days”

-EMO kids have cool hair.

-I read Eclipse and wanted to smack Jacob Black REALLY REALLY HARD. Then Bella did it for me.

-Excuse me... have you seen my sanity... I think I lost it.

-Why is Donkey Kong called “DONKEY” Kong if he’s a monkey?

-If your name is Mr. Crunch, and you joined the Navy, would you eventually be Captain Crunch?

-364 days of the year, parents tell their kids not to take candy from
strangers, yet on Halloween, its encouraged! Why is that?

YOUR REAL NAME:

Ashleigh

2. YOUR GANGSTA NAME: (first 3 letters of real name plus izzle):

Ashizzle

3. YOUR DETECTIVE NAME: (fav color and fav animal):

Blue Cat

4. YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: (middle name and current street name):

Nicole Mestre

6. YOUR SUPERHERO NAME: (2nd favorite color, favorite drink):

Pink Coke

7. YOUR ARAB NAME: (2nd letter of your first name, 3rd letter of your last name, any letter of your middle name, 2nd letter of your moms maidenname, 3rd letter of you dads middle name, 1st letter of a siblings first name, last letter of your moms middle name):

Soncyle

(WTF?)

8. YOUR WITNESS PROTECTION NAME: (mothers middle name):

Diane

9. YOUR GOTH NAME: (black, and the name of one your pets):

Black Tigger

I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLOND, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I'm ARAB, so I MUST be a terrorist.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so I MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin.
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm AUSTRIAN, so I must be exactly like HITLER and think like a NAZI
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so I MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so I MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so I must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so I MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so I must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so I must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so I must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so I must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so I MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so I MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm an ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm a PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be an albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSS DRESSER, so I must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm an ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT so I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT so I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see.
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I write Fanfics, so I MUST be a freak.

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A Story about Ricky and Amy. And about what they will decide to do with there baby boy thats on the way.
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How it All Started by Fangirl17 reviews
Bella and Edward had been friends since the 7th grade. But what would happen if Bella moved away? What happens if Bella comes back? She's no longer the tomboy she used to be, what would happen now?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Suspense/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,915 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 12/18/2013 - Published: 7/9/2009 - Bella, Edward
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iStill Love You by Peoplechange reviews
It is senior year. Relationships are blooming and someone is out to get Carly. Can her friends help? CREDDIE! Rated M for future chapters. This story includes world traveling and madness.
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 35 - Words: 56,199 - Reviews: 142 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 11/24/2012 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Carly S., Freddie B. - Complete
A Modern Myth by RedRaiderHottie reviews
AU After a confrontation with his dad, Ricky is charged with assault and sent to prison. Who visits him and who doesn't? Will life be the same after his release? Full Summary Inside
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,309 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 10/16/2012 - Published: 7/28/2010 - Ricky U., Amy J.
We Meet Again by AusllyxxRauraForever reviews
Ally's mom passed away a few years back and Ally's been a bit off since then. Her dad decides that it would be a good idea to go see their old family friends, the Moons. They're staying for the whole summer and Ally doesn't think that she'll be able to make it without her best friend, Trish. Can she survive the summer or will she end up falling for her old best friend, Austin Moon?
Austin & Ally - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 29 - Words: 81,622 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 9/22/2012 - Published: 8/22/2012 - Austin M., Ally D. - Complete
the perfect man by lovetoread19 reviews
What if edward and bella grew up with each other and both love each other but the other doesnt know it? Will Jessica get her slimy hands on edward or will bella get her man...Disclaimer- i dont own twilight although that would be awesome
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 16 - Words: 17,691 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 4/2/2010 - Bella, Edward
revenge is sweeter than you ever were by lovetoread19 reviews
When Jacob cheats on Bella how will she get revenge and what happens when she meets Edward. this isnt to diss Jacob I actually like all the twilight men except for James. Disclaimer- i dont own twilight although that would be awesome
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,648 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 9/12/2012 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Jacob, Bella
If You Only Knew by born2bmyself reviews
Who is the mysterious kid that Bella shows up with? She says she adopted the child; Acting as the kid's fake dad to make things less awkward, Edward tries to find out the truth too. What will happen during this new parental arrangement? AH/AU
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 21 - Words: 88,732 - Reviews: 957 - Favs: 260 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 7/13/2012 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Bella, Edward
Seven Days of Slavery by DMLVT6963 reviews
Sonny puts herself in a very sticky position. After losing, what seemed to be a harmless bet, her week on hiatus is in the hands of Chad Dylan Cooper. When the bet turns into a plan of seduction, will she run or melt?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 66,385 - Reviews: 832 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 343 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 2/24/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Ice by redhandedwickedlittlemachine reviews
In the wake of a school shooting at Grant Highschool, who will be hurt, who will be affected, and when it's all said and done, what will be left of them? Read to find out...
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 14 - Words: 62,407 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U.
HIGH SCHOOL DRAMA by acdhnt reviews
Rosalie, Bella, and Alice are all adopted daughters of Charlie. They are rich, hot and smart. They move from Washington to California and meet the players of the school Emmett,Jasper,Edward.Lemons.Will the dramatic events drive them closer or apart?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 53 - Words: 161,981 - Reviews: 1133 - Favs: 912 - Follows: 690 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 10/20/2008 - Bella, Edward
Sonny With a Chance of Orlando by TouchOfGrey714 reviews
When Mr. Condor sends Mackenzie Falls and So Random! to Orlando, what will happen to Sonny and Chad's relationship. What will come of this so called "bonding trip"; bonding or break up? I do not own Sonny With a Chance. Please Read and Review!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 26,445 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Fallin' For You by TouchOfGrey714 reviews
When Sonny is told that her boyfriend is cheating on her, she wants to make him jealous. To get back at him, she dates none other than the one, the only, Chad Dylan Cooper. I don't own SWAC! R&R :D
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,610 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 2/5/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
I Could Fall In Love With You by GhostWhispererFan6 reviews
Melinda is an international popstar and her life is put in danger when she starts recieving death threats, she is assigned a bodyguard Jim and than ordered to go into hiding. What will happen when sparks start to fly between Jim & Mel? PLEASE COMMENT!
Ghost Whisperer - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 36,839 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/10/2011 - Published: 2/1/2010
Who's the Father? by Angel'sSnuggieWillRuleTheWorld reviews
Petty jealousy can lead to some...interesting situations. Fang and Max find themselves facing a dilemma perhaps more frightening than any they'd dealt with before...parenthood. Mainly light humor. Gets a little angsty.
Maximum Ride - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 62,706 - Reviews: 229 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 91 - Updated: 8/24/2011 - Published: 11/22/2009 - Max, Fang
Searching For Former Clarity by Channy Chad and Sonny reviews
The sequel to RTSS Chad is never home to help with the kids because he is busy at work Sonny gets nosey and sees if Chad is telling her the truth Only getting half the facts she thinks Chad is cheating on her that makes three promises broken Tirmoil begin
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 11 - Words: 14,545 - Reviews: 91 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
The Idiots Guide To Becomming A Bedroom Goddess by xxBeautiful Nightmarexx reviews
Bella has a crush on the new dr. He finally asks her out making her realize she has no experience with men or the bedroom. A certain dr offers his services.She has 7 days to learn. They engage in a world of sexual experimentation. ExB,some Darkward. Smut.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 23,708 - Reviews: 529 - Favs: 624 - Follows: 249 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 12/10/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
All I Ever Needed by JCLeo reviews
*SEQUEL TO NEVER GONNA BE ALONE* - SUMMARY INSIDE! When Ricky has a surprise visit in LA, he learns of his father's true plans: Amy or John - Ricky must choose in CHAPTER FOURTEEN, "Choices"!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 15 - Words: 29,525 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 4/20/2011 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Ricky U., Amy J.
Monster In Law by xxchompchompchompxx reviews
Sonny and Chad are engaged to be married but Chad's over obsessive mother is determined not to let go of her son. How will Sonny cope with this monster in law?. Sequel to You've Got a Friend in Me and can be read without reading its prequel XD channy
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,412 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 50 - Updated: 4/18/2011 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
High School NotSo Miserable by LittleRed314 reviews
Chad asks Sonny to Homecoming? Then Sonny get's kidnapped! What will Chad do? "SONNY!" I yelled as loud as I could. No answer. "SONNY!" I yelled again. I started running back, knowing I had to help her before he caught up with her. :O COMPLETE!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 30,978 - Reviews: 138 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 4/13/2011 - Published: 4/23/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Who I want to be by VeVe2491 reviews
On the 'Falls' he's Mackenzie; On the stage he's Christopher Wilde. But who does this charming, teenage heartthrob really want to be?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 16,569 - Reviews: 114 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 2/12/2011 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The World Spins Madly On by Bellarella reviews
Sequel to The Bench. Bella is still struggling to come to terms with Edward's betrayal. Unable to subsist in a house full of couples any longer, she makes a decision that will put her on a new path where unexpected danger lays ready and waiting to strike.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,624 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 2/7/2011 - Published: 5/5/2010 - Bella, Edward
Mission Family Reunion by KoteDiM reviews
When Tony has to go to a family reunion, he asks Ziva to come with him and act as his girlfriend for a weekend. Will they be able to fight the sexual tension and let their "relationship" remain -just- an act? Rating will go up to M. ON HIATUS
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,546 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/21/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Promise Me by WithMuchHope reviews
Sonny and Chad have been best friends since they can remember.Because of his acting career, Chad leaves.When Sonny goes to Hollywood for So Random, they meet again.Before necklaces and secrets, one promise was made. "Chad Goldfarb, don't change." CHANNY!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,301 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 7/24/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Summer Daze by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
Sequel to Seducing Sonny. After the bet incident, things are awkward between Sonny and Chad. That's why Sonny can't wait to spend a Chad-free summer with her best friend Lucy...but will it really be Chad-free? CHANNY! Rated T for mild language.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 19,600 - Reviews: 126 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 1/23/2011 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Ambivalence by Twilightx28 reviews
Best friends,Edward & Bella,uprooted from London now live in Chicago.Bella is soon to stuggle with new-found feelings for Edward,who unfortunetly,has a girlfriend.Many unexpected events occur & finally Bella tells him.His reaction isn't as expected.BxE
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 57 - Words: 286,556 - Reviews: 1775 - Favs: 698 - Follows: 405 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 1/22/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
The First Night by SL919 reviews
Ricky spends the night over Amy’s house for the first time. What will it turn into? What will Ben do? Can Adrian handle it? Will it happen again?
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 14,057 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 1/11/2011 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
The Importance of Trust by TouchOfGrey714 reviews
Mackenzie Falls has done it again and So Random has them prove their superiority with none other than musical chairs. When Sonny falls and claims she has 'broken her ankle' again, will Chad believe her a second time? I don't own SWAC! Please R&R!
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,190 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/27/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
A Good Kind of Rule Breaking by LittleRed314 reviews
"You steal my writing prompt, causing me to get a lower grade, and you tell me to CHILL!" I charged at Chad, and he ran. "Sonny! I didn't steal it! Trust me!" he called panting. "Why should I trust you?" "Because I like you!" CHANNY one-shot! ; R&R
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,973 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/15/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Have Yourself a Very Channy Christmas by TouchOfGrey714 reviews
Sonny and Chad spend Christmas together in Georgia, where Chad's family is from. Channy! They are together in the beginning. Please REVIEW! For XxSimplyAlicexX's Sonny With a Chadmas Contest. I don't own SWAC! Happy Holidays to all! :D
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,921 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/11/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Shots by wordsaremyescape reviews
Just a few shots. That's all it was. That's all it was ever going to be. Amy/Ricky NEW PENNAME!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,740 - Reviews: 63 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/9/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U.
The Sonny Diaries Part I by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
Thanks to a time machine Zora invented, Chad, Sonny, Tawni, Grady, Nico, and Zora are sent into the future where they discover their lives don't exactly turn out how they expected...Rated T for language, sexual content, mild violence, and mature themes.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 32,757 - Reviews: 381 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 84 - Updated: 12/3/2010 - Published: 9/29/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Outcast by foodutella reviews
He smiled mischievously, "I saw you first, I knew you first. And I was first in loving you" I stared at him in shock. I stumbled down the floor and uttered words I knew would make him mad, "No. Edward captured my heart, not you." Rated T for swearing.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,508 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/15/2010 - Bella, Edward
All's Fair in Love & War by xXUnBreakableSoulXx reviews
Sonny loves Chad but she doesn't have the guts to admit it to him.But what happens when a guest star on Mackenzie Falls likes him too & tries to go after Chad.Will Sonny fight for what's hers?You know what they say All's Fair in Love & War!First Fanfic.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,351 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 11/26/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010
Life Goes On by meghan.x reviews
What if Ricky didn't leave after Adrian cheated on him with Ben? What if he went to Amy for comfort instead? Amy didn't go to see Jimmy and her and Ricky connect that night. What will happen? A story about learning to love and moving on.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,249 - Reviews: 245 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 132 - Updated: 11/22/2010 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
The Chabs Close The Deal by TouchOfGrey714 reviews
Chad sees a girl in the Condor Studio gym and is interested in her. His Chabs are one of the factors in her speechlessness to going out with him. Please Read and Review!:D For Man-Suz-She's Who's Got the Best Chabs? Contest. I don't own SWAC.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/15/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
The Break Up by EO-Hiphuggers reviews
Olivia confesses her love for Elliot who tells her they can never be together. What is he hiding? Why did he not hear from Olivia for 15 years? Can Olivia forgive Elliot and can Elliot forgive Olivia? Rated M for strong language.
Law and Order: SVU - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 9 - Words: 6,238 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 11/14/2010 - Published: 4/6/2010 - E. Stabler, O. Benson - Complete
Just Another Day at the Office by browneyesonly4 reviews
When a family death strikes Tony, who else would understand more about loss than Ziva? Friendship, tension, comfort, and suspense are to follow. Tiva. Rated M just in case. UPDATE: Chp. 25, some bad language. Warning: Graphic Mention of Rape.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 26 - Words: 80,255 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/11/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D. - Complete
Through My Heart by WithMuchHope reviews
Finally together, Chad and Sonny come to the Prop House to find an angry So Random cast. After parties and getting starstruck, Sonny attempts to receive forgiveness by means of guest star. The thrilling sequel to Through A Window. Rated T to be safe.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 9 - Words: 10,256 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 10/24/2010 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
You've Got a Friend in Me by xxchompchompchompxx reviews
'Chad, if you want - I'll be your friend.' 'You, you would' 'But there has to be one special condition – no more of this'Sonny agrees to become Chad's friend in secret to help him through his parents death. There may be tears :O
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 20 - Words: 23,248 - Reviews: 248 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
iNever Knew This Would Be So Hard by dinosgirl3 reviews
It’s been three months since Freddie and Carly lost their innocence to one another. How will they deal with the repercussions? One moment changed everything - friendships, families, relationships - and they are learning it’s a long hard road to fix it...
iCarly - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 16,585 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 116 - Follows: 156 - Updated: 10/7/2010 - Published: 5/20/2009 - Carly S., Freddie B.
You and I Collide by secretlifexxx reviews
This is a Ricky/Amy story. Ben breaks up with her, and then Amy and Ricky get together and realize they like each other more than they ever thought they could. Their relationship continues to grow stronger, and they find a real meaning for everything.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 20 - Words: 53,143 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
The Secret Life by DollHouseBammx reviews
Summary Inside.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,278 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 9/16/2010 - Published: 4/17/2010 - Ricky U., Amy J.
Anniversary Surprises by WithMuchHope reviews
After all of Chad and Sonny's week-aversaries, it's come time for the 1 year mark. Chad doesn't have any clue, but once he knows what to do with the special night, it couldn't be more perfect. The only thing is that Sonny has no idea what he's planned.CxS
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,511 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/14/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
so don't you give up on us now by betweentheraindrops reviews
Ricky/Amy. Not that he really deserves it or that he even really needed it, but he'll do anything to see her smiling like this, all happy and ready to start something with him.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,227 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 14 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Ricky U., Amy J. - Complete
I Don't Know You, But I Think I Love You by TwilightSagaLover543 reviews
Edward is the conceited football quarterback, while Bella is the smart, pretty girl. But the thing is - they hate each other. when the school sets up a PEN PALS website, and some interesting people get paired up, what will happen? BXE
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 42,983 - Reviews: 1695 - Favs: 809 - Follows: 882 - Updated: 8/31/2010 - Published: 10/28/2008 - Bella, Edward
Dearly Beloved by Shashasha reviews
This is a sequel/companion to my other story, John's Fifteen. It takes place three years after John's Fifteen. Amy and Ricky, their son John and Amy's daughter Jenny are going to become a family.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,884 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 8/26/2010 - Published: 3/23/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
Right There Beside Me by betweentheraindrops reviews
Ricky/Amy. Drabbles. But then his attention goes back to Amy, as if it were anywhere else.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 860 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/18/2010 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Total Eclipse of the Heart by TouchOfGrey714 reviews
Chad and Sonny are dating. After hearing something he doesn't like, Chad breaks up with Sonny. Sonny does something unexpected. I do not own Sonny With a Chance. Please read and review! :D Now for Legolas'sGirl4Ever's Contest.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 16,522 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 8/15/2010 - Published: 5/15/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Miscommunication by acdhnt reviews
New girl Bella moves to Forks and hates the life there, she comes across a bad boy.A war between 2 different gangs. love,lemons,friendships,drama. ExB,JxA,EmxR. Very good give it a shot trust me!2 lemons first chapter. Different from my other stories.MWA
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 33,743 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 169 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 1/3/2009 - Bella, Edward
Cuffed Together Forever by emmaspirate reviews
When Sonny wants to quit 'So Random', Chad wants to know why. But when he finds out why it's something he wasn't really expecting. Sequel to 'Cuffed'
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 12,374 - Reviews: 223 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 87 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 2/6/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M. - Complete
Chad Dylan Cooper: Sonny's Story by xxchompchompchompxx reviews
As Chad Dylan Cooper lay in a coma after his 288mph racing crash, it was his wife, Sonny, and their children who went through the terrible trauma of not knowing whether or not he'd live of die.
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,371 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Chad D. C., Sonny M.
Secret Weakness by TabbyLover reviews
An unforgettable event brings two of the most stubborn agents together at last and someone returns from the dead. Set in season 5, between "Designated Target" and "Lost and Found," I believe. Tiva, possibly McAbby and Jibbs are included also. Tiffany331.
NCIS - Rated: M - English - Crime/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,188 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 18 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Famous Teen Mom by babygirl71 reviews
What happens is Amy didn’t have just John...? Amy/Ricky/Family/Drama
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,833 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 7/21/2010 - Published: 9/19/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
The Year Of New by Ms. CRU reviews
Eventual Ricky/Amy: Things seem to keep changing around Amy, but the one thing that stays the same is Ricky.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 15,410 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
idontknow by musiclover1995 reviews
carly and freddie finalyy get together but when freddie gets a scholarship to oxford will he go will he stay and most of all will it tear carly and freddie apart OOC ms benson sam rating may go up
iCarly - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,294 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 7/18/2010 - Published: 7/1/2010 - Freddie B., Carly S.
What The Heart Wants by TabbyLover reviews
"Lock the door Tony." Ziva turned around to glare directly, seductively into Tony's eyes, not trusting the mirror to fully convey her expression. "Tell me, why should I lock the door, Zee-vah?" Ziva's belly did a flip. Beta Reader Tiffany331
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,571 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/8/2010 - Published: 6/30/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D.
Sonny With a Chance of Drama: Inspired By a Dream by LittleRed314 reviews
Sonny's cousin, Kristen is coming and is a huge fan of Chad Dylan Cooper. Will she get in the way of Chad and Sonny's 'realtionship? Read to find out! CHANNY! My first FanFic ever. *DISCONTINUED*
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 6,841 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 7/7/2010 - Published: 3/29/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Stranger by RedRaiderHottie reviews
Amy gets into an accident and falls into a coma. What happens when she eventually wakes up to a world in which she is a stranger to? How does she adjust when everyone around her has grown up and possibly moved on? Will be Ricky/Amy eventually...COMPLETE
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 16 - Words: 32,827 - Reviews: 197 - Favs: 76 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 7/6/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J. - Complete
how could you? by musiclover1995 reviews
troy and gabriella are dating everything going great except 1 blonde isnt to happy how far will she go to get what she wants? READ AND REVIEW 3rd genre drama
High School Musical - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,177 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 7/4/2010 - Published: 7/2/2010 - Gabriella M., Troy B.
The Way I Loved You by Fall Down Again Bella reviews
Edward is a sexy badass and dating Bella. They have a passionate relationship, but fight all the time. What happens when Bella ends the relationship for good? Based of Taylor Swift's "The Way I Loved You". AH/AU Co-written with xoxo41.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 39,536 - Reviews: 1061 - Favs: 690 - Follows: 737 - Updated: 7/1/2010 - Published: 11/14/2008 - Bella, Edward
Best Friends or More by twilightlover112 reviews
well bella and edward have been best friends since they were 6 will they turn into more read and find out! this is my first time writing so be nice please review it would mean the world to me!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,516 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Bella, Edward
I'll Come Whenever You Call by swhitney101 reviews
What happens when Amy goes to get medicine from the store and something happens that changes everything.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 11,260 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 6/30/2010 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
When Tomorrow Comes by TabbyLover reviews
DiNozzo is in Mexico, Ziva is upset that Tony and Gibbs didn't show when they had promised, and as for Gibbs, well. Will he realise the kind of danger his father is in? Starts pretty much after Season 7 finally. Used to be known as TivaLover.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,842 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
A Whole New Light by betterdays2come reviews
Starting from the day of John's b-day and Leo and Betty's wedding Ricky and Amy discover feelings for each other how they act on them is the story.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,364 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 6/24/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Ricky U., Amy J.
An Unforgettable Meeting by TabbyLover reviews
Tony is still new at NCIS, trying to fit in with the rest of Gibbs team, when he meets someone who'll help shape his future. Sort of Pre-Series with some unexpected twists & turns, Tiva. R&R please. Used to be known as TivaLover.
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,729 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/20/2010 - Published: 6/19/2010 - Tony D., Ziva D.
Ricky And Amy Forever by MeganMelodramatic reviews
Yeah I wrote a story about who I think should be together.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 58 - Words: 54,283 - Reviews: 340 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/15/2010 - Published: 8/8/2008
BoxedIn Tag by TabbyLover reviews
Ziva feels horrible for excluding Tony from her dinner party and she wants to make it up to him. Set after Boxed-In, Season 3 and I used to be known as TivaLover. One-Shot!
NCIS - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,698 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 9 - Published: 6/13/2010 - Ziva D., Tony D. - Complete
Fallen by SL919 reviews
Ricky and Amy have fallen in love after the birth of their son, John. But when Ben tries to get in the picture again, things heat up between Ricky and Amy. The more Ben tries, the closer they get. But he's not the only one. CHAPTER 22 COMING SOON!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 18,194 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 6/10/2010 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
A New Beginning by Ra4chel-the 4 is silent reviews
First James escapes from jail and then Edward starts acting wierd. Bella's life is falling apart and she doesn't know what to do. Who's going to help her through this hard time? A new friend perhaps? Sequel to 'The Secret Life of Bella Swan' All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 12 - Words: 10,608 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Bella, Jacob
One Night Stands by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
One night stands are supposed to me fun. You have sex and then, you're never supposed to see the person again. But after Bella has a one night stand with a guy she just met, she wakes up to find that he wants more... ALL HUMAN.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,373 - Reviews: 508 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 302 - Updated: 6/8/2010 - Published: 7/8/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Ghost of You by crimsonmarie reviews
Edward Cullen's life was never what one would call normal. His father's a top-class surgeon and his mother's a new age hippie. He's had it when they move from California to Forks, WA. Will he find normalcy or learn to accept things as they are?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Supernatural/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,031 - Reviews: 503 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 430 - Updated: 6/1/2010 - Published: 5/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Homecoming by EO-Hiphuggers reviews
***SEQUEL TO FROM LONDON WITH LOVE*** Will Eric convince Calleigh to come home to Miami? Will she discover a few surprises along the way? Will the Lab accept her back again? READ TO FIND OUT! D Rated 'M' for upcoming chapters. CONTAINS HIPHUGGERS & RaiN
CSI: Miami - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 602 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 6 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Eric D., Calleigh D.
I Just Want To Love You by RickyandAmy4ever reviews
Amy fears that Ben will cheat on her, so she runs off to Italy after him, but she gets into trouble and someone has to come and save her. She ends up finding out what she really wants along the way. Ricky/Amy
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 17 - Words: 52,717 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 5/27/2010 - Published: 7/19/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J. - Complete
When You Sleep Next To Me by Anime Girl23 reviews
Ricky and Amy have had nine sleepovers. Each one has been different. Ricky/Amy
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 429 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/26/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
You Make Me Crazier by betweentheraindrops reviews
Ricky/Amy. And the way he's looking at her is kind of making her head spin which she knows isn't just from the love in the air.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,688 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 35 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Ricky U., Amy J. - Complete
Never Gonna Be Alone by JCLeo reviews
COMPLETED! After everything that has transpired over the course of their trip, Amy and Ricky find themselves an unexpected visitor, and a revelation that will shatter the core of a family. FULL SUMMARY INSIDE!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 38,976 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 5/6/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
Strange and Beautiful by hiddensunshine reviews
The fact was they needed each other. He was her stability, and she, in return, was the addiction he could never seem to break. R/A
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 6,263 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 5/3/2010 - Published: 7/6/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Like We Used To by kat1101 reviews
I have a boyfriend, Edward." "I know, Bella" "This is wrong" " I know, Bella" "I love Jake." "But you love me too" "I know.". First story. AH, AU. Drama/Angst/Romance. Rated T , may chane to M later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,146 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/29/2010 - Published: 3/17/2010 - Bella, Edward
The Bench at the End of the Sidewalk by Bellarella reviews
Bella Cullen is bored with her existence until one night she meets Alice and Edward Masen, two gifted vampires running from their past with the Volturi. Will anyone ever get what they want or will the Volturi reclaim what they've lost?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 35 - Words: 105,975 - Reviews: 219 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 102 - Updated: 4/28/2010 - Published: 8/28/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
My Paramour by DarenBieber15 reviews
Amy is having the hardest time. Ricky is gone and she is getting abused by Ben. Future Ramy.! Rated T just in case.!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,518 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 4/22/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Set apart this dream by Jules-Millicent reviews
sequel to the move. amy and ricky are happy together will they always stay this way or will something happen. see how they grow as individuals and as a family.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,148 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 4/27/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Changes by Jasper's Southern Belle reviews
Bella and Edward were best friends until she was forced to move away with her mom. Edward and Bella both change but not for the better. When they finally see each other what is going to happen? LEMONS! BXE JXA EMXR. Enoy ; AH slightly OOC
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 52,204 - Reviews: 133 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 129 - Updated: 4/26/2010 - Published: 1/1/2009 - Bella, Edward
Maybe Someday Love by betweentheraindrops reviews
“Just friends, huh? Is that all you want us to be?” They don’t ever talk about this. Ben/Adrian Ricky/Amy
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 11,396 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010
One Night Stand by wolfgurl21 reviews
Its Bella's first week of college, and she sleeps with Edward in her drunken haze.Three weeks later she's now seeing Embry, but what happens when she's stuck in a hotel room with her one night stand and her soon to be boy friend playing truth or dare.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,649 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 34 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Bella, Edward
So What I'm A Rockstar! by wolfgurl21 reviews
Bella catches Edward cheating on her with Tanya. She run's away and get's caught by Victoria. 200 years later she's in a band called Pitch Black, but guess who she see's at her concert.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 10 - Words: 10,358 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Bella, Edward
One Year by r2roswell reviews
One shot. In the finale we saw Amy go up to Ricky's apartment to have John's birthday party. This is just my simple take on what happened since we didn't get to see it.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,196 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/28/2010 - John J., Ricky U. - Complete
Coming Back by BELLAnEDWARD4eva reviews
Bella has a one night stand with Edward. Then she moved to New York for a job, only to find out she is pregnant with his baby. A year later she has to come back to be the maid of honor for Alice, but how does she explain the baby with Edward's green eyes?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,285 - Reviews: 160 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/26/2010 - Published: 1/1/2010 - Bella, Edward
Together We Grow Strong by littleangelinlove reviews
Maybe Ricky cares more about Amy then he lets on. Bad summary, better story! It's a Ramy!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 25 - Published: 3/11/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Unreachable by Anime Girl23 reviews
Amy-centric gapfiller for 2x21 - He’d been on her speed dial since John’s first fever, but that didn’t matter. It didn’t matter that she’d used the speed dial and typed it out manually, he never picked up.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 958 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/10/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
Carless Sunrays by fish4supper reviews
Edward breaks up with his girlfriend Tanya. After meeting Bella Swan and having a one night stand he re-evaluates his life and begins to discover who he wants to be. Rewritten. All content belongs to Stephanie Meyer.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,751 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 2/16/2010 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Edward, Bella
Lady Morgana's Feeling's for Lancelot by Elvenprincess3019 reviews
Lady Morgana is talking to Arthur about Lancelot... A/N-Wanted to try something different...
Merlin - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 686 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Arthur, Morgana
Another Chance by Twilightx28 reviews
Bella had been ignored by her mother since her sister had been born, While Charlie made it his job to never let her feel left out; until one day it was enough. A move to New York changes their lives after a quick divorce. Here is the story of change. Just add in some crazy friends and a whirlwind romance and we have Another Chance.BxE, Canon.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 60 - Words: 185,295 - Reviews: 1934 - Favs: 1,058 - Follows: 475 - Updated: 2/11/2010 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
RETHINKING RICKY season 4 by destinedfilmmaker reviews
Why is it, that no one ever examines the reasons behind John? What if Ricky had truly wanted Amy, that it wasn't just one night and one moment, what if Amy could see her life with Ricky? All will be answered in Rethinking Ricky.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 13,263 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J.
Christmas Wish by crimsonmarie reviews
Successful musician Edward Cullen could have any woman he wants. But there's only one he can't stop thinking about and she seems oblivious to his feelings. Could a Christmas wish change everything for both of them?
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,854 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 477 - Follows: 146 - Published: 12/31/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Soul Meets Body by briannaaa reviews
Bella and Edward's story ended after Chapter 3 of New Moon. Bella had a one night stand, resulting in baby Piper. Now Edward is back. He would do anything to get her back. Will their story have a new ending? AU, OOC and BxE :
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 7 - Words: 23,921 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 12/30/2009 - Published: 2/21/2009 - Bella, Edward
I'm the One by SL919 reviews
“I’m the One” Adrian tells her diary this every day. You’ll see as we take a look into her diary. *sorry about the summary…couldn’t think of anything better*.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,178 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Adrian L.
Hearing Damage by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Best friends Edward, Bella and Jacob are inseparable. Whether its getting into trouble or throwing parties. But things change as Jacob and Edward both become attracted to Bella. Leaving her caught beween what the three of them used to share. All human.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,823 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/27/2009 - Bella, Edward
A Progression to More by yum.frozen.grapes reviews
During summer Ricky and Amy have grown closer there relationship as parents has progressed into a true friendship. How will there friendship affect Ben? Will Ricky and Amy's realtions progress even more? And why is Adrian wearing so much lip gloss!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 4 - Words: 10,600 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 11/6/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
The Familiar Stranger by XxEternalHeartsxX reviews
Amy's seventeen, almost eighteen. Here's her problem: She loves both Ricky and Ben. Ricky and she are secretly dating, and Ben doesn't know. Amy doesn't know what she wants. She's confused, and she barely recognizes herself anymore.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,965 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 10/11/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Keep Holding On by SL919 reviews
I got out of the car, grabbed John and walked towards Ricky’s car. I saw that the front end of his car was crumbled and the other driver’s car was completely totaled. I froze. “Ricky” was all I could say when they removed his body from the car.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,694 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 10/8/2009 - Published: 9/29/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J.
In the Blink of an Eye by Bella1300 reviews
Life can change in the blink of an eye. Amy and Ricky knew that all to well but just as lfe seems to be returning to normal, well as normal as life get's for teenage parents. They learn that lesson again, making them re-think everything they thought they-
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 29,528 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 64 - Updated: 9/27/2009 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Tampering With the 'Mail' Species by sonnycentral reviews
James returns to Condor Studios to temporarily replace Josh the mail guy. When Sonny starts receiving admiring notes, she’s not quite sure who is charming her. Is someone tampering with the mail? For the 'Un-Cliche the Cliches' challenge. Sonny/Chad
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,025 - Reviews: 292 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/25/2009 - Published: 7/27/2009 - Sonny M., Chad D. C. - Complete
Broken Hearted Girl by SL919 reviews
*The Title Is From Beyonce's Broken-Hearted Girl*. Amy is married to Ben...John doesn't like Ben. John has a plan that involves his father.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,889 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 9/9/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Loving You by XxMandaaaaxX reviews
Ben and Amy have had an on and off relationship for a while, but when something huge happens the two are off.... for good. Amy and Ricky's friendship becomes stronger and the two may have found something that nobody ever thought was there before.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,937 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 9/18/2009 - Published: 9/6/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
The Double Proposal of the American Teenager by Amy Ricky John Luv reviews
It's been six years since Baby John was born. Ben's still head over heels for Amy and Ricky's not far behind. But what happens when they BOTH propose? Who will she choose? Ben or Ricky? This is my first fanfic! Enjoy! Rated T for language.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 21,353 - Reviews: 144 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 9/9/2009 - Published: 7/20/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Change For You by AlexzTimFan reviews
Previously called Is It Love?. "Do you love me?" He asked quietly. I took a deep breath before I answered. Amy/Ricky
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 20,456 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 9/3/2009 - Published: 2/25/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Because I Love You by thelandslides reviews
Amy feels like her life is falling apart after Ben breaks up with her, but then it is built back up again by Ricky. Ricky/Amy
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,888 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
And They Thought We'd Never Be Together by XxMandaaaaxX reviews
When Ben finds someone else and Ricky has Adrian, only one person is left. One Shot story. Sorry guys, i just couldn't resist writing this one.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,632 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/31/2009 - Amy J. - Complete
I'll Stand By You by XxMandaaaaxX reviews
As if being a mommy and a student wasn't enough, ben flips out after amy and ricky spend the night together. What will amy do when both guys walk out? Will they stay out? What will she do when tradgedy strikes and no one is there?
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 37,686 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 33 - Updated: 8/30/2009 - Published: 8/3/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J. - Complete
He's Mine by EdwardHasMyHeart reviews
Adrian becomes so jealous of Amy and Ricky being alone together that she'll do anything. Even if it means faking she's pregnant with Ricky's baby. She thinks this will bring her closer to Ricky, but all it does is push his bond with Amy to grow.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,581 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 39 - Published: 8/11/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J.
Taking Chances by XxMandaaaaxX reviews
Ben and Amy are in love, at least they think they are until Amy sees him cheating on her. When she over-hears that her mom is going to leave she feels that her life is falling apart. Who can she turn to now?
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,656 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/25/2009 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Smash Into You by SL919 reviews
Ben is jealous and clingy. He might love Amy, but she doesn’t know anymore. She love Ricky, and she know he loves her.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,273 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 7/24/2009 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
See You Again by SL919 reviews
Ricky hasn’t seen or heard from Amy or John in five years, and J ohn’s six. He and Adrian have had an on and off and on and off AND on and off relationship for the past five years. So what happens when Amy and John come back into his life?
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,497 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 27 - Published: 7/23/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
You Found Me, But Why? by SL919 reviews
It’s been a year after John was born and Ricky and Amy have the perfect life together...until Ricky's parents come back.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 6,437 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 7/23/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J.
All Things Happen For A Reason by XxMandaaaaxX reviews
Amy and Ricky's son has finally come. Everyone seems to be so excited that a new baby is here, except for Ben. When his real feelings about John are revealed, the relationship that him and Amy share gets shaken up. Who can she turn to when Ben leaves her?
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 21 - Words: 22,987 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/22/2009 - Published: 7/16/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
Step by single step by dare2dream1996 reviews
This takes place from Amy and Ben's break up and after. Amy/Ricky eventually. Please read and review
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,486 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/19/2009 - Published: 7/14/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J.
Hit The Floor by Anime Girl23 reviews
He was a son, a student, a boyfriend, and a father. Somewhere in the mess, Ricky forgot to take care of himself. Ricky/Amy R&R!
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J. - Complete
More Than Just Friends by XxMandaaaaxX reviews
Amy has her one year old son John. Ricky is always there seeing John, which means that him and Amy get closer. As their son brings them closer together the two become more than just friends. Amy/Ricky Eventually
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 18 - Words: 24,422 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 7/13/2009 - Published: 6/28/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
Learning Love by Boots13 reviews
This takes place 5 years after John's birth. Ricky is trying to raise his son. The first chapter is about Ricky's father...Ricky/Amy EVENTUALLY! Other characters from the show are mentioned yes, even Ben . Rated T to be safe.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 5,627 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 25 - Updated: 7/1/2009 - Published: 5/19/2009 - Ricky U., John J.
Teenage Motherhood Is Not Easy by angelbaby2021 reviews
Secret Life Of the American teenager season 2, Amy is not adjusting to motherhood, ben and amy's relationship is on the rocks and Amy and Ricky acknowledge something
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,519 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/16/2009 - Amy J., Anne J. - Complete
The Little Things in Life by XxMandaaaaxX reviews
This takes place after John is born. Amy/Ricky
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 24 - Words: 20,164 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 6/27/2009 - Published: 5/30/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
WHO DO I LOVE by angelbaby2021 reviews
It has been six years since John was born and Ricky and Amy got together when John was six months and broke up 4 months later, but not without making another baby, but Ricky winds up with Adrian and 3 years later Amy And Ricky come back together.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,992 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Beginning of a new life by thelandslides reviews
Amy begins to develop new feelings which confuse her, until she is cheated on by Ben, and Ricky is there to comfort her. Ben/Amy Ricky/Adrian Ricky/Amy Grace/Jack
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,552 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 6/26/2009 - Published: 5/24/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J. - Complete
Bleeding Love by zgirl21 reviews
Edward, Bella, and Jacob are childhood friends who are now college roommates. Edward, who only seems to care about one-night stands and his band, and Bella, studious and responsible, are always fighting...and Jacob? All-Human. E/B. Not for Jacob lovers.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 19 - Words: 104,145 - Reviews: 1329 - Favs: 1,128 - Follows: 1,263 - Updated: 6/15/2009 - Published: 12/7/2008 - Bella, Edward
Stuck on you by vampiric love56 reviews
“Edward, whatever my mum’s up to I’ll always love you until the end of the world” I whispered “Until the stars fall onto the ground! I love you.” he replied. Two friends forced apart and then reunited, one has changed, but what is their excuse? ExB
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,756 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 6/10/2009 - Published: 5/17/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finally A Family by Liyah619 reviews
What happens when Ricky's mom comes back to town and wants to be a part of Amy Ricky and John's life. Amy/ Ricky
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,796 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 5/24/2009 - Published: 4/29/2009 - Ricky U., Amy J.
Uninvited Love by EdwardIsMySoulmate reviews
Bella Swan is an average human girl. Renee died in a car crash, so Bella moves to Forks University, and becomes freinds with her roomate Alice Cullen. What will happen when she meets Alice's brother? Edward is a womanizer, and bad news. What will Bella do
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 6 - Words: 6,441 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 4/17/2009 - Published: 2/2/2009 - Bella, Edward
Trapped STORY ON HOLD by EdwardIsMySoulmate reviews
Bella has always been best freinds with Jacob. One night Jacob proposes. She cant stand to hurt him,but she doesnt love him. Edward has always loved Bella, will he pluck up the courage to tell Bella, or will he let her make the biggest mistake of her life
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 502 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/6/2009 - Bella, Edward
Finally Together by hiddencrush reviews
It's amy and ricky, I love this pairing. summary : When Amy Catches Ben cheating on her who will be there to pick up the peices? 2 shot . AMY AND RICKY FOREVER
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,060 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 37 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Amy J., Ricky U. - Complete
Missing by BELLAnEDWARD4eva reviews
Harry is getting ready to walk down the isle, but is this what he really wants? Or is there somone out there that he wants more?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,095 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/4/2007 - Published: 3/12/2007 - Harry P., Ginny W.
anything can happen by release ur imagination 14 reviews
troy and garbriella's wedding but sharpay is furiouse and will do anything to get troy love and affection.
High School Musical - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 154 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/26/2007
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Together Forever reviews
Alex and Mason are together. But what happens when Dean comes back? It's all smile's and giggle's, everyone is such good friend's and all seem's to be working out perfectly. Until secret's are made and kept. And someone is keeping the biggest one of all. Who is it though? And does it matter?Is it a stranger or someone close to them? This is totally human.
Wizards of Waverly Place - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,092 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/10/2012 - Alex R., Mason
Mysterious Edward Cullen reviews
Bella had a normal life, great boyfriend, and was happy. What happens when Edward Cullen comes to town, ready to shake things up?
Twilight - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,682 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 5/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
Best Friends? reviews
Sonny and Chad are besties but when something happens at a premiere will they stay friends or will something more happen that changes everything plus someone new is trying to get Sonny's attention. What will happen?
Sonny with a Chance - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,413 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Sonny M., Chad D. C.
Gone and back again reviews
When Amy gets pregnant Ricky runs off and changes schools but when the run inot each other in the store what will happen will sparks fly? Read to find out
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 2,798 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/7/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U.
Mistakes and Secrets reviews
Ricky and Amy are finally together but one drunken mistake will hold Ricky at the mercy of Ben's blackmail. Will he step up and tell Amy and try and get forgivness or lose her forever by staying away and letting Ben swoop in and take her away forever.
Secret Life of the American Teenager - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,595 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 12/18/2011 - Published: 6/14/2010 - Amy J., Ricky U.