Toordle
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Joined 07-10-02, id: 231348
Author has written 9 stories for Neopets, Legend of Zelda, and Harry Potter.

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Name: Turtle / Manda
Age: Fifteen
Appearance: Turtle ish a human-looking thing, with hair and eyes and a nose. She also has other things, like a mouth and ears and feet. She is around the height of most humans. But she has a bigger shell than all the other humans. Suckers. O_o
Background: She lives in her parents' basement, where she listens to classic rock, blabbers about nothing in particular on AIM, draws, and such. She also likes to act like a loser with friend type things and whatnot.

...Thats all I'm going to have for the time being. xD
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A Mistaken Identity by Lady Selan reviews
Zelda is in love with Link, but Link has already found his dream in Malon by the time she confesses. When both courage and wisdom are needed to contain power, how will Link and Zelda face Ganon when their when their friendship is plagued by heartbreak?
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Suspense - Chapters: 11 - Words: 25,753 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 7/25/2012 - Published: 7/12/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
The Weekly Hyrule News by BatNeko reviews
What would you do if suddenly all the old stories and legends started walking the streets at night? Well, here's hoping you have friends as good as Link's. Complete!
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 110,498 - Reviews: 689 - Favs: 368 - Follows: 142 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 8/14/2006 - Link, Zelda - Complete
A Wonderful Life, or Close Enough Anyway by Mr. Unimportant reviews
K plus for violence, a few bad words, and a bunch of randomly placed romance. COMfreakingPLETE! This is a story of Jack's life after marriage in the Valley. ...Okay, fine, being over 100,000 words, it spreads a bit beyond that. Read... NOW.
Harvest Moon - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 44 - Words: 173,643 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/23/2005 - Published: 6/12/2004 - Complete
The Real Dolores Umbridge by Indigo Ziona reviews
Umbridge lets off steam. In the style of Eminem. Bwahahahahaha!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,138 - Reviews: 68 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/25/2003
Wake Up! by Fluffeh Peenk Toaster reviews
A stupid/pointless/short/annyoing fanfic. Only one chapter..........
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 676 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 4/18/2003 - Harry P., Ron W.
Zelda Apple of Ages Smoothie of Seasons by Shendo reviews
Link meets a freaky glowing apple that changes everything, And what will happen when he finds out the apple can TALK? Chapter 11 up! Please R&R
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 7,393 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 1/21/2003 - Published: 7/19/2002
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Without a Promise reviews
Soon after returning home, Ilia realizes Link and Epona were the only reason she ever enjoyed living there at all. When he returns, and promptly decides to leave, Ilia decides that the only thing for her to do is to follow him, and see where he takes her.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/29/2007
The Beamos reviews
Little known fact: After Link was sent back in time, some of his close personal friends made a band in his honor. Well, it was more in the honor of the Beatles, and pretty much just out of boredom, but his name was in there somewhere. Sort of.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,973 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/25/2005 - Zelda, Malon
The Legend of Cojiro reviews
While searching for eggs, Zelda hears the voices of the Goddesses. The Goddesses of...Poultry. They need her help with a mission, a mission of utmost importance. Although it's probably no more important than the life of the author.
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 7,705 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 2/27/2005
Rubber Ducky Soap Opera reviews
Away from the children, the adults of Hogwarts aren't quite so responsible. And all they seem to care about is...rubber duckies. Witness the true lives and beliefs of Hooch, Voldie, Vernon, and many others in this tale of stupidity and crappiness!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,847 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2005 - Published: 8/25/2004
The Spielberg Pills reviews
This is the most insane dream I've ever had. I'm somehow in some camp in Hyrule, and Stephen Spielberg is attempting to take over the world by getting everyone addicted to pills that turn you into snakes. I expect flames oO
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 527 - Reviews: 4 - Published: 8/19/2004
Hogwarts gets HIGH reviews
oO This is the RANDOMEST thing EVER. Draco and Harry are insane, Ron is ghetto, Hermione is retarded, Harry gets killed by a book...DumbledoreBuckbeak, HarryDraco
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 547 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 5 - Published: 6/21/2004
Stupid Zelda Poems reviews
I wrote a poem about Link's fate out of boredom. So I made this. Then I wrote a Malon one. XD
Legend of Zelda - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 349 - Reviews: 5 - Updated: 5/29/2004 - Published: 4/13/2004
The Plotless Zelda Dream reviews
Kay, this is short, pointless, and stupid. It's a dream I had the other night. And it makes no sense whatsoever. But if you have a warped sense of humor, then read it. If you don't, read it. If you liked it, give me a good review. If you hated it, flame m
Legend of Zelda - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 337 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/3/2004
EMS: A Tragedy reviews
This is a true story...about a message board, but told as if it were an actual place, how it feels...
Neopets - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,900 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 2 - Published: 3/23/2003