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Author has written 25 stories for Harry Potter, Aliens/Predator, Breakfast Club, Twilight, Avatar: Last Airbender, Walking Dead, Avengers, Legend of Korra, and 100.
Student. Androgyne. Aromantic. Gray-Ace. Pagan/Heathen. Animal-lover. New Whovian. Guardian of the Librarians. Pink Ninja Turtle. Stargate Traveler. Reformed Sith Lord. Autobot. Avenger. Airbender. Avid Reader/Photographer. Aspiring Author. Fanfiction Writer. Aspiring Phlebotomist. Aspiring Pastry Chef. Aspiring Human Canvas. Magic the Gathering Nerd (Rakdos all the way!). Halloween Town Mascot. Older Sibling. Professional Procrastinator. Mythology Buff. Music Lover. Dance Master (not).
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NOTE: I do NOT roleplay because I suck at it and it confuses me.
THE GIRL WHO CAN'T BE TOUCHED TUMBLR LINK - The Girl Who Can't Be Touched
MY DA Account -
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
"Censorship, one way to rip out and crush someone's soul and heart."
"Careful, you're bullshit is showing..." - Anonymous
"I have mastered everything a man can do, then I did it again barefoot and in heels." - Anonymous
"I'm not insane, I just haven't been medicated yet." - Me
"Sometimes I question my sanity and then I remember there isn't any to actually question..." - Me
"I'm not a klutz, gravity, inanimate objects, doors, and walls are just out to kill me." - Me
"Would chocolate make you feel better?"
"I'm the kind of girl that as soon as my feet hit the ground in the morning, the devil goes 'Oh shit, she's awake.'" - Anonymous
"Some people just need to be high-fived in the face...with a steel chair...wrapped in barbwire. Then dipped in alcohol and covered in salt. And then kicked in the trachea with cleats, just incase they were having trouble getting the point." - Me
"They really shouldn't bitch about our generation, since they're the dumbasses that raised it." - My sister and me
"No matter how old I get, I will always love Disney. If you got a problem with that then you can go get eaten by a Heffalump." - My sister and Me
"Ten points to the House of Morons for realizing I really don't give a rat's ass." - Anonymous
"Keep calm and - Holy shit, what is that? Run for effin' life!!!!!!" Me after my sister shoved a Furby in my face
"Sometimes I go to this really dark place, and, well it's terrifying really, when it happens and I feel like I'm drowning in it. But even though it scares the crap out me, knowing that I have that kind of darkness in me, I feel like I come away stronger every time I come back from that place. Because it's there and it's a part of me, but I don't let it dictate the way I live my life and even though the darkness is there, lurking at the back of my mind, I can still look out at the world and just...smile because I know, I just know, I'll be okay in the end, even if it doesn't seem like it. I know I won't break, bend maybe, but I won't break." - Anonymous
"I'm not that kind of doctor, I don't have the-"
"We have a Hulk." Tony Stark, Avengers
"We're all pretty bizarre. Some of us are just better at hiding it, that's all." Andrew 'The Jock' Clark, The Breakfast Club.
"I believe that imagination is stronger than knowledge. That myth is more potent than history. I believe that dreams are more powerful than facts. That hope always triumphs over experience. That laughter is the only cure for grief. And I believe that love is stronger than death." - Robert Fulghum
"Love the battle between chaos and imagination." Robert Fulghum
"Maybe we should develop a Crayola bomb as our next secret weapon. A happiness weapon. A Beauty Bomb. And every time a crisis developed, we would launch one." Robert Fulgum
"We’re all a little weird, and life’s a little weird, and when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall in mutual weirdness and call it love." - Dr. Seuss
"Never say goodbye because saying goodbye means going away, and going away means forgetting"- Peter Pan
"You know that place between sleep and awake; that place where you can still remember dreaming? That's where I will always love you, that's where I will be waiting."- Peter Pan
"I believe whatever doesn't kill you, simply makes you... Stranger." - The Joker, The Dark Knight
"I took Gotham's white knight and I brought him down to our level. It wasn't hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!" -The Joker, The Dark Knight
"Well-behaved women seldom make history" - Laurel Thatcher Ulrich
"The emotional, sexual, and psychological stereotyping of females begins when the doctor says, 'It's a girl.'" - Shirley Chisholm
Pictures of my Original Characters! *p.s. I don't own the pix*
Avatar: The Last Airbender/Legend of Korra
Open Your Mind
The Walking Dead
The Breakfast Club
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AN AUTHOR IF... (So true...)
You talk to yourself a lot. (e.g. 'What would so and so do if they saw The Marauders shirtless?')
You talk to yourself about talking to yourself. (e.g. 'Call me crazy because talking to yourself is the first sign of craziness.')
When you talk to yourself you often talk to yourself like you're talking to someone else. (e.g. 'What do you think about so and so?')
After uttering a profound piece of wisdom like that above, you stare at the cookie in your hand with awe and say, 'Holy crap, this stuff is great for sugar highs...'
You live off of sugar and caffeine (the two greatest things ever discovered!)
No matter where you are in a room you never have to get up to find a pen/pencil and paper.
The letters on your keyboard are wearing off.
Your friends and family think that you have carpal tunnel syndrome.
People think you have A.D.D.
You think it'd be cool to have A.D.D.
You constantly start talking in third person, present or past tense.
You start thinking about making lists like this and start giggling for no "apparent" reason
Your friends stopped looking at you funny for no apparent reason a loooooong time ago.
And FINALLY, the one way to tell if you're a good writer: You failed English 101.
YOUR GUY SIDE:
You love hoodies.
YOUR GIRL SIDE:
You wear lip gloss/chapstick.
You own a mobile phone.
Black is one of your favourite colors.
You can skateboard
You love the computer.
You watch/watched the Super bowl.
You like loud music.
Are you mature for your age?
You are mature for your age. You seem to be a level headed person, knowing the difference between what is right and what is wrong.
Are You Diplomatic?
You are not a diplomatic person. You always like to take a stand, have an opinion of your own and be blunt in your conversations. This does not go well with the idea of being an extremely diplomatic person.
Do you know how to handle awkward situations?
You handle awkward situations well. You can easily laugh off an embarrassing situation and can carry on as if nothing happened. You have the ability to laugh at yourself.
Can you make quick decisions?
You are a quick decision maker. You have the ability to think on your feet and you can make on the spot decisions. You don't linger much on the consequences of your actions.
Do you get angry very easily?
You don't get angry very easily. You seem to display a certain amount of patience and humility in everyday life. You are not hot tempered at all.
Are you a truthful person?
You are an extremely truthful person. You will never take the support of white lies or manipulate a situation even if it is for your own good.
Are you an intimidating person?
You are not an intimidating person. People find themselves at ease in your company and like being around you. You are fairly easy going and don't tend to dominate your surroundings with your presence.
Crazy Shit You Should Do In An Elevator
1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag,
2) STAND silent and motionless in the
3) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt
4) GREET everyone with a warm handshake
5) MEOW occasionally.
6) STARE At another passenger for a
7) SAY -DING at each floor.
8) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And
9) MAKE explosion noises when anyone
10) STARE, grinning at another passenger
11) WHEN the elevator is silent, look
12) TRY to make personal calls on the
13) DRAW a little square on the floor
14) WHEN there's only one other person
15) PUSH the buttons and pretend they
16) ASK if you can push the button for
17) HOLD the doors open and say you're
18) DROP a pen and wail until someone
19) BRING a camera and take pictures of
20) PRETEND you're a flight attendant
21) SWAT at flies that don't exist.
22) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it