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by Rorschach's Blot reviews
Odd little one shots that may or may not be turned into their own stories.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 158 - Words: 711,366 - Reviews: 9363 - Favs: 3,842 - Follows: 2,956 - Updated: 5/29 - Published: 9/4/2005
Harry Potter and the Something Something
by Legendary Legacy reviews
Hey, wouldn't it be cool if someone took as many fanfic cliches as possible and stuffed them all into one story? No? Well, I went ahead and did it anyway. Multi-chapter Mockfic. This summary is actually a lot better than I originally thought.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,891 - Reviews: 338 - Favs: 461 - Follows: 403 - Updated: 5/4 - Published: 7/18/2011 - Harry P.
Neville Longbottom and the Zombie Plants
by joshlamont reviews
Harry's been shanghaied into some sort of wizard competition, and boy, is it crazy! Meanwhile, Voldemort's got a new scheme to... well, we're not sure, but it seems to involve BABIES
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,115 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/23/2013 - Complete
Neville Longbottom and the Cauldrons of DOOM
by joshlamont reviews
Harry's bored the day before Christmas break ends, and needs to find something to do! Meanwhile, Neville found himself in the wrong corridor... Formerly 'Whadda You Wanna Do'
Crossover - Harry Potter & Phineas and Ferb - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,228 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/12/2012 - Complete
by Sara Holmes reviews
HP/DM They're auror partners, smoking buddies, wine mates, co-inhabitants of a snow filled trench somewhere in western Scotland, and they've had it with being cold. Written for hidinginmybones over at hdgifts on livejournal
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,464 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 40 - Published: 1/25/2012 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Taylor Lautner Shirtless
by RisingTwilight reviews
We were both in mortal danger. Mostly from ourselves. Still, now that I had my man back in my life, there was a 95.99% chance that I wouldn't try to kill myself again. Or maybe 81.69%. But you get the point. The epic sequel to Insert Fail Symbolism Here.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 39,466 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 9/11/2010 - Published: 3/20/2010 - Complete
by Children of the Shadows reviews
Sirius isn't mad. He's insane and it's gotten worse since Remus was brought in the picture. Now, James doesn't know who to save, as they spiral into darkness. But what James doesn't understand is, they don't need to be saved. They just need each other...
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 36,685 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 9/5/2010 - Published: 12/13/2009 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] - Complete
Friend Like Me
by LadyVaderWrites reviews
Draco's rendition of the Love story that never was. This is my BABY, it broke me to write, please be nice to it and please, please review. Written preHBP.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,212 - Reviews: 207 - Favs: 597 - Follows: 56 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Draco M., Harry P. - Complete
By His Cockle Hat and Staff
by Mundungus42 reviews
It has been many years since Alice and the Hatter defeated the Jabberwock. Too long, by the Hatter's accounting. But how to find her and convince her to return with him are questions he's just mad enough to attempt answering. One shot. Alice/Hatter.
Crossover - Alice in Wonderland & Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,841 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Alice, Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
In This Style, 10 And 6
by Random-Battlecry reviews
She wakes in her own bed in her own room, but that doesn't stop her from living in Wonderland. Post-movie, Alice/Tarrant and Hamish. One shot.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,228 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/25/2010 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
by SummerMess reviews
Slash. AU! A retelling of the Beauty and the Beast fairy tale. RL/SB.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 3 - Words: 16,382 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 57 - Updated: 6/7/2009 - Published: 12/20/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Very Bad Things
by freudian fuckup reviews
On the list of Very Bad Things Sirius Black has done, Snogging Moony In a Bathroom is really only eighth or ninth.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 58,832 - Reviews: 493 - Favs: 700 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 2/14/2009 - Published: 4/6/2008 - Remus L., Sirius B. - Complete
Et in Arcadia, Ego
by Tara1189 reviews
Because not all prisons are metal and bars. Jareth/Sarah oneshot.
Labyrinth - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,050 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Jareth, Sarah - Complete
Harry Potter and the Horribly Unlikely Fanfiction
by Sharap'n reviews
Have you ever noticed how incredibly implausible most FanFiction plotlines are? I have. Chapter Five: It's the marriage law that doesn't make any sense! And don't forget the Very Sexy But Also Mysterious American Girl, here to save the day!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 8,286 - Reviews: 157 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 2/5/2006 - Hermione G., Severus S.
Harry Potter and the Will of the Phoenix
by The Colossus Of Enigma reviews
Harry Loses everything in the war with Voldemort so Fawkes takes him back to the beginning of his first year with all the knowledge he gained in his previous life. He tries to love Ginny, but what happens when his smarts and talents attract other girls?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 5,448 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 112 - Updated: 8/19/2008 - Published: 1/24/2007 - Harry P.
Sirius Black is Just a Little Sick and Twisted
by CrazieDasie reviews
After the prank on Snape, Remus refuses to talk to Sirius. So Sirius finds something else to talk to.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,494 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 373 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/3/2007 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
by Cyprith reviews
It was only a phase. He could wait it out... And then she got engaged. JarethSarah and very sweet.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 195 - Favs: 623 - Follows: 46 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Complete
Winning's Never Easy
by Cyprith reviews
No one ever said he wouldn’t win her eventually. A very sweet JxS.
Labyrinth - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,290 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 18 - Published: 2/5/2007 - Complete
Colossal Comedy of Clichés
by MinervaEvenstar reviews
Parody of several SiriusRemus clichés in the world of fan fiction. I include some JamesLily too!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/31/2007 - [Sirius B., Remus L.] [James P., Lily Evans P.] - Complete
So Sue Me
by lunakatrina reviews
My take on Harry's first year starting with him getting his letters. Add a lot of sarcasm, stir, and serve cold.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 44,383 - Reviews: 2218 - Favs: 3,631 - Follows: 3,118 - Updated: 1/5/2007 - Published: 6/23/2006 - Harry P.
by Cobalt Violet reviews
“Fifty says two months and I’ll have him fired.” When Professor Lupin arrives at Hogwarts, Sirius Black is determined to get him fired thanks to a bet with James. And he’ll do anything to win…(SBRL, AU)
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 94,430 - Reviews: 1153 - Favs: 853 - Follows: 623 - Updated: 5/1/2006 - Published: 4/12/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Harry Potter & the Azkaban Parody
by Fangalla Marie and Eppy the House Elf reviews
Azkaban Story! After reading so many Azkaban stories, I have decided to write a parody of my own. This is about how everyone is demanding that Harry forgive them for betraying him without actually asking. I am going for humor more than anything
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 63,649 - Reviews: 2306 - Favs: 1,633 - Follows: 1,268 - Updated: 4/22/2006 - Published: 1/4/2005
Snippets From the Potterverse
by Dragon Mistress reviews
Short snippets of life in the Harry Potter universe. Outrageous fan clubs, killer condiments, murderous toasters, and more! OOTP and HBP spoilers abound! SiriusRemus SLASH as well!The person who died in HBP is alive and well!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 92 - Words: 51,246 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 59 - Updated: 9/1/2005 - Published: 5/15/2004
A Mary Sue Alphabet
by Irony-chan reviews
A's for Amanda Our hero's twin sister Got lost as a baby and Gosh, how he missed her...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,497 - Reviews: 2663 - Favs: 6,358 - Follows: 416 - Published: 1/12/2005 - Complete
The Shape of His Hands
by Nyx Fixx reviews
Harry accidentally sees Remus and Sirius together during a stay at Grimmauld Place. He must try to sort out his confusion as best he can afterward. - OotP, Some adult ideas, suggested slash, no bad language or sex
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,510 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/19/2004 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Horry Pattor and the Parody of the Third Book
by Aenea reviews
Parody of Prisoner of Azkaban- recommended reading by...well, no one, but read it anyway!!!
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,537 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/10/2003
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The Mission! reviews
James makes it his mission to get Remus laid. But it's a little late for that. Sirius/Remus/Sirius sbrlsb
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2012 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Sirius Black: Mary Sue Hunter reviews
There's a Suedemic at Hogwarts, and only Sirius Black, aided by that specky boy wonder who's always hanging around, can stop it. Thirteen up.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 13 - Words: 3,049 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 12/1/2010 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Sirius B.
I'd Ship That reviews
Sirius, captain of the Marauders, goes on a drunken escapade to kidnap his brother... Then decides he'd prefer his brother's tutor, Remus. Swashbuckling slash-y goodness for all! SBRLSB SiriusRemusSirius
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,765 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 18 - Published: 11/29/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
Money, Love & Bloody Murder reviews
Money replaces magic AU. Sirius is expected to continue his family line with a suitable girl; Remus is a new scholarship student with a dark past and a dangerous secret; James... is still stalking Lily. SBRL/RLSB. UNDER CONSTRUCTION
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 6 - Words: 5,788 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L.
The Pads Signal reviews
How accidentally watching Batman made a better future for everyone. AU; happy ending
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,135 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Sirius B., Harry P. - Complete
Shirt Lifter reviews
In which Sirius tricks Remus into ridding him of his shirt. SBRL/RLSB
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 370 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/2/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Coffee flavoured kisses reviews
On Remus and Sirius' shared morning ritual. RLSB/SBRL/SiriusRemus Fluff/Short
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 346 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/23/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Nighttime Habits reviews
Sirius sings when he can't sleep, which really only serves to keep Remus awake too. SBRL pre-slash; short; not a songfic
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Still Awake reviews
Remus and Sirius are awake, and bored as hell. And James can insult people in his sleep, apparently. Dialogue fic; SBRL. About 800 words.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Unspoken Rules reviews
For Being a Marauder. MWPP. Mentions of ships: remus/sirius/remus/r/s/sbrlsb : james/lily/james/jple
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 616 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Sirius B., Remus L. - Complete
Pants Magic reviews
James/Severus drabble. Marauder era. Not to be taken seriously.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 132 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2010 - James P., Severus S.