Majorkami
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Joined 07-11-02, id: 231378, Profile Updated: 10-12-09
Author has written 16 stories for X-overs, Earth: Final Conflict, StarTrek: The Next Generation, Misc. Movies, Naruto, and 9.

Hail and well met, traveller! Welcome to my humble corner of FFN. I call myself Majorkami in cyberspace, and I hope you find something here that appeals to you.

A few stats about me, for those of you who are curious:

DOB: Feb 1984

Gender: Female, last I checked.

Place of Residence: Toronto, Ontario, Canada

Romantic Status: Happily married to my best friend on 16 Sept 2007.

After a three year hiatus I found myself drawn back to fanfiction by the movie 9. For the critics among you I know its not perfect, but I'm hooked on stitchpunks and their world. We get such a short time to meet them in the movie before characters start dying, so I love stories that explore the characters of 9 in more detail. Obviously I have no problem with slash, but it must remain true to the characters for me to enjoy it.

And now, a few pictures on deviant art I gained inspiration from. Check out the artists; give them love! I wish I could draw...

http://lily-pily.deviantart.com/art/5-giving-4-a-piggyback-132661089

http://chibijaime.deviantart.com/art/5-6-All-Better-138696747

http://chibijaime.deviantart.com/art/5x7-miss-your-arms-around-me-137997806

http://sabidelx.deviantart.com/art/9-8-7-6-5-4-3-2-1-111234854

Thanks go out to Elaine B for drawing my stitchpunk alter-ego (27)

http://img405.imageshack.us/img405/4820/stitchpunkself2.png

If any of you fine people choose to sketch something from one of my stories I will love you for always :)

Well you didn't come here for me to blather on, so enjoy your journey!

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Sheer Dumb Luck by Dreaming of Everything reviews
The Constructicons found Ratchet and asked him to repair their sixth gestalt member. He couldn't say no, although he knew he needed to. Forced into an uneasy truce, he's almost starting to get attached... Slash, poly, plug'n'play, G1 characters.
Transformers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,740 - Reviews: 191 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 196 - Updated: 3/2 - Published: 6/16/2008 - Ratchet
Boromir's Return by Osheen Nevoy reviews
Boromir awakens from his death and finds himself in an unexpected situation. Basically book universe with some AU bits, but inspired by Sean Bean. Complete! Chapter 29 up, nine years after I started writing this.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 29 - Words: 522,949 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 417 - Follows: 121 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 4/2/2002 - Boromir - Complete
Birds and Bumblebees by Phoenix13 reviews
2007 MOVIEVERSE Bumblebee has been taught everything he needs to know about being a warrior. Except when it comes to meeting female Autobots. Ch.19 The rescue mission to save Marin and Major Lennox from Starscream gets underway.
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 19 - Words: 54,047 - Reviews: 405 - Favs: 210 - Follows: 197 - Updated: 4/11/2011 - Published: 8/24/2007 - Bumblebee, Optimus Prime
Lullaby for Ratchet by quidamling reviews
Ratchet's had a bad day, Ironhide's wasn't much better. Exploration of them, life and history.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,861 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/26/2011 - Ratchet, Ironhide - Complete
The Diego Diaries by arctapus reviews
This is a look at the Transformers through the life of Ironhide and Ratchet. A day in the life of an 'old married couple' and the effect they have when a personal prank and private joke go global. Many parts.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 159 - Words: 344,880 - Reviews: 417 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 11/2/2010 - Ironhide, Ratchet
Robots, in Disguise? by antepathy reviews
Barricade has been given a 'special' Halloween mission by Starscream. It involves dronelings. He's not amused. More or less silly crack
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,099 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Barricade, Starscream - Complete
Missed Chance by jennamajig reviews
Could it be that this was closest she'd been to being alone with a member of the opposite sex? Missing scene from the Gift. Beckett/Weir.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,970 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 7/31/2010 - Elizabeth W., Carson B. - Complete
Car Wash by Hibana reviews
Life is never dull when your car is a talking robot named Bumblebee. A series of Sam and Bumblebee friendship ficlets. Enjoy!
Transformers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 19,193 - Reviews: 397 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 221 - Updated: 4/9/2010 - Published: 6/27/2009 - Sam W., Bumblebee
His Mission by CherrySkye25 reviews
After The BRAIN is destroyed, the world begins to settle once more, everything heals and life begins to grow. One of the fallen gets a second chance to revive what was lost in battle. But can he succeed?
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 66,202 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/29/2009 - Published: 9/28/2009 - 5 - Complete
Puppet and Master by Masako Moonshade reviews
In the months before 9's awakening, the Scientist takes refuge with the Rebels and builds the creatures that will preserve the future... but not before seriously confusing his handlers. T for language and violence.
9 - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 7 - Words: 8,147 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 10/19/2009 - Published: 9/19/2009 - The Scientist
A Chance to Say Goodbye by ChibiJaime reviews
...POST MOVIE... After everything is said and done, 9 does not know how to comfort the grieving 7, but a strange dream he experiences during a rest cycle may give him the insight he needs... Shortfic, angst, making up, 5x7, complete.
9 - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 8 - Words: 21,073 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 10/10/2009 - Published: 9/18/2009 - 9 - Complete
Torn Apart by SensiblyScrewy reviews
Set before the movie. If she hadn't jumped in and helped them, 5 would have lost more than just his eye along with 2. And 1 would've just walked away with his tail between his legs. That bastard. Rated T for slight cussing. 1/7 if you squint.
9 - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,430 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/21/2009 - 7, 1 - Complete
De Gratia et Factura by SnowbellaAndFriends reviews
A curious book is found by the twins, and a horrific turn of events soon takes place, leaving one twin terribly injured. Thankfully, there is a friend around to lend a helping hand.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,074 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/19/2009 - 5, 4 - Complete
What she's afraid of by KaziRede reviews
3 and 4 try to devise a plan to figure out what 7 is afraid of. Too bad nothing goes as planned ... 7x9 fluff
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,247 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2009 - 7, 9 - Complete
Download by MissMary reviews
It has been sixty years since the Cube downloaded itself into Sam's brain, and now he has found a possible way to create a new Cube. But Megatron thinks there is an easier way, and goes after Sam to try it...
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 10 - Words: 36,764 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 9/12/2009 - Published: 8/2/2009 - Sam W., Megatron - Complete
Heal The Doctor by AlmostHeaven reviews
Doctors do make the worst patients. Spoilers for Poisoning The Well. Really short but I hope you like it. Reviews enjoyed. Canon.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,909 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 9 - Published: 8/1/2009 - Carson B., Rodney M. - Complete
Equilibrium by Borath reviews
Megatron forces a sparkling on Optimus in the hopes that their offspring will be powerful enough to end the war. Despite the Autobot's concerns, he fights to keep it. Mpreg, Optimus/Megatron, eventually Optimus/Ironhide with mechslash
Transformers/Beast Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 36,168 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 7/27/2009 - Published: 7/13/2009 - Optimus Prime, Ironhide - Complete
Placebo by RedFireLight reviews
A conversation between friends to excise the new wounds, before they fester. RoTF Spoilers
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,258 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 24 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Ironhide, Ratchet - Complete
Tinman by Fire Redhead reviews
2007 Movieverse. Ironhide adjusts to his new role as the Lennox family guardian.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 27 - Words: 76,997 - Reviews: 889 - Favs: 614 - Follows: 223 - Updated: 11/10/2008 - Published: 12/20/2007 - Ironhide - Complete
Openly by OKami-hu reviews
After an argument with Sam, Bumblebee seeks out Ratchet for company and advise; and they help each other relax the sweetest way.
Transformers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,558 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Bumblebee, Ratchet - Complete
Purpose by Dreaming of Everything reviews
Focused on Scorponok, completed oneshot. Scorponok was left stranded and half crazed in the desert, with nothing but his own scattered thoughts until he found a group of children, slowly dying of exposure... A look at broken things and the ties that bind.
Transformers - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,865 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 244 - Follows: 23 - Published: 11/8/2007 - Complete
Through Artificial Eyes by SmallInsect reviews
After the events of Nemesis Geordi gets a visit from an image out of his subconscious. [Mentions character death. Oneshot.]
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,827 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 12 - Published: 10/29/2007 - G. LaForge, Data - Complete
Breakfast by KidKneeGirl reviews
A quick peek at a typical morning in Atlantis.
Stargate: Atlantis - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,224 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/18/2006 - Elizabeth W., Carson B. - Complete
It's Nothing by Nezuko reviews
[KakaIru, GenRai] Kakashi, returning from a mission, had sent for Iruka to meet him for a little R&R on the way home, but a powerful enemy has ambushed and done him serious injury. Ch 13: An important lesson for Kakashi. Rated for gore, violence, language
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Drama/Adventure - Chapters: 14 - Words: 49,738 - Reviews: 264 - Favs: 208 - Follows: 190 - Updated: 3/27/2006 - Published: 1/23/2005 - Kakashi H., Iruka U.
Death's Precipice by The Sh33p reviews
Rock Lee wonders what it's like to stand on the edge of Death's precipice. Tonight, he's going to find out.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,173 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 19 - Published: 12/1/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
Captured Heart by Maeluiril reviews
Haldir and his brothers find a child in the woods.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: M - English - Drama - Chapters: 34 - Words: 142,308 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 258 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 7/21/2005 - Published: 2/9/2003 - Haldir, Legolas
The Snow Doll by jemisard reviews
Crashed on a frozen world, off course and with no communications, Bashir and Garak just have to survive and stay sane until help arrives. Mild slash. Mild 'adult' themes later. (Complete)
StarTrek: Deep Space Nine - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 5 - Words: 21,891 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 11/17/2004 - Published: 11/10/2004 - J. Bashir, E. Garak - Complete
The Care and Feeding of Hobbits by Baylor reviews
Ruminations on the Little People by Boromir, Man of Gondor. NEW CHAPTER: HOBBIT CUSTOMS AND CELEBRATIONS.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,649 - Reviews: 520 - Favs: 630 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 6/15/2004 - Published: 11/17/2002 - Boromir, Peregrin T.
Metalic Tears by chill13 reviews
When a simple away mission turns fatal how will the Enterprise crew react to the apparent loss of a dear friend and comrade...Data?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 12 - Words: 16,631 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2004 - Published: 12/12/2003 - Data, G. LaForge - Complete
Shall We Dance? by Orangeblossom reviews
Crusher tries to convince Data that he has artistic inspiration, and winds up dancing again with him -- with a more sensual outcome.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,029 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/10/2003 - Data, B. Crusher - Complete
Excavations by Orangeblossom reviews
A year after the ep Unification, Picard is on Vulcan and meets Perrin, Sarek's widow, again, but Picard's meld with Sarek complicates their attempt at friendship.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,179 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2003 - J. Picard, Data - Complete
The Revenge of Haldir by Zainab reviews
Chapter three up!!!! Haldir comes back, and he's out seeking revenge on Uruk-hai and the such. Pg-13 for violence and gore. HALDIR LIVES!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Horror/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 1 - Updated: 2/21/2003 - Published: 1/26/2003 - Haldir
The Thousand Deaths of the Fellowship by trinity4 reviews
No really i love the fellowship! This is just what happens when you watch the movie and read the book a few too many times.....
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K - English - Humor/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,528 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/15/2003 - Published: 9/24/2002
And In The Darkness Bind Him by ainur reviews
Angst, Set Between Weathertop & Rivendell: The source of Frodo's suffering goes beyond the wound of the Morgul Knife. Aragorn, aided by Sam, works to piece together the puzzle before it's too late. Slightly A/U. NO Slash-profanity-violence. Please R/R! :)
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 16 - Words: 27,832 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 9/22/2002 - Published: 4/29/2002 - Frodo B., Aragorn
Mutilation by White Angel Chan reviews
After Duelist Kingdom. Unable to use the power of the millennium eye, Yami Bakura decides to "install it", but it's Ryou who suffers...
Yu-Gi-Oh - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,826 - Reviews: 384 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/11/2002 - Published: 5/30/2002
A "Little" Accident by Juda reviews
A lab experiement gone wrong leaves Liam in a little postion. Takes place during season 4.
Earth: Final Conflict - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,283 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 5/10/2002 - Published: 4/25/2002
The Definition of Abuse by Barbara reviews
When Sandoval stumbles across an abused child in the park, he learns something about Liam that he never suspected.
Earth: Final Conflict - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 24,846 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/22/2002
The Replacement Doctor by Jaala reviews
Dr. Pulaski has come onboard the Enterprise to replace Dr. Crusher. But there is a rumour that she killed 47 people. Murder, suspense, romance, and drama. This parody has it all!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,192 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 7 - Published: 8/24/2001
Father Wagner by thelonebamf reviews
Based on a flashback of Rachael Summers- Kurt Wagner after the mutant massacre.
X-Men - Rated: K - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,107 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/17/2001
Star Trek Voyager: The Final Episode by Jaala reviews
How the finale should have been...parody-style. Disco Doctor, aerobics videos, riddles, hippos, and more all feature. Plus, we find out what the crew's worst fear is...
StarTrek: Voyager - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,838 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 4 - Published: 7/9/2001
Of Mines and Men by Naomi Sisko reviews
Have you ever wondered who exactly marks those little mines?
Minesweeper - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 721 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/15/2000
Never Knew by vez reviews
You think you know Sandoval? Think again.
Earth: Final Conflict - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 857 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 1 - Published: 2/17/2000
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Two of a Kind reviews
A drabble about 2's awakening. My humble contribution to the 'first moments' project in the forum.
9 - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 832 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/11/2009 - 2, The Scientist
Sometimes Two Must be Sacrificed reviews
Written after pondering the question of why 2 stayed at the Sanctuary despite 1's actions. This follows the beginning and end of their relationship. 2x1 slash, not too graphic, but consider ye warned. Now with an epilogue.
9 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,541 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/6/2009 - Published: 10/4/2009 - 1, 2 - Complete
Quintessential reviews
The Scientist was surprised when, unlike the others, 5 did not jump out of his hand upon first becoming aware. 5's early life, before the stitchpunks settled in the Sanctuary.
9 - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 5 - Words: 9,396 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/2/2009 - Published: 9/24/2009 - 5, 4 - Complete
If I Can't Have You reviews
5 repairs 7 after a nasty run-in with the Cat Beast. 5x7, mostly fluff. Set after 3, 4, and 7 leave but before 9's arrival. I welcome suggestions for a better title.
9 - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,216 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/20/2009 - 5, 7 - Complete
Lotus and Cherry reviews
SakuraLee, currently one-sided with hints.(cha 1)Set on the day of Lee's operation, which is also when Sasuke goes missing. Sakura walking Lee to the hospital. (cha 2)set directly after the mission to retrieve Sasuke. Lee's take on love. Some NarutoHinata
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,329 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 3/23/2005 - Published: 3/13/2005
Give up? reviews
In Lee's head, and to a lesser extent, Gai's, while Tsunade is examining Lee's injuries from his match with Gaara. Naught but a drabble.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,662 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/7/2005
Snatch! Grab! Success! reviews
How Lee, Neji, and Tenten got through the second phase of the Chuunin exam. Did anyone else notice the plot hole that existed for this team during the second test?
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,326 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/2/2005 - Lee R., Tenten - Complete
Sand and Silt reviews
The dark was pressing in around him, and bringing with it an escape from the pain. In the distance he heard a steady drumbeat. It was quiet here, and still, unlike
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 865 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 1 - Published: 3/1/2005 - Lee R. - Complete
This Is The World We Live In reviews
Set shortly after episode 100, if Lee had not survived the operation. Gai made a promise to follow his student to the death. Will he keep it? Will anyone care? No pairings, but could be called a friendship fic.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,281 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/28/2005 - Gai M., Kakashi H. - Complete
Geordi and Harry do Las Vegas reviews
Just as it sound! Two of Star Trek's most love-lorn men take on a planet-sized Sin City.
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,808 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Updated: 12/24/2003 - Published: 12/15/2003 - G. LaForge
It's my own silly fault reviews
[The Great Escape] Colin Blythe is old enough to both have a son participating in WW2 and to be a veteran of WW1.
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,062 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/22/2003
I hate, and fear, small spaces reviews
[The Great Escape] How did Danny become claustrophobic anyway?
Misc. Movies - Rated: K - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 543 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Published: 5/22/2003
21 Uses for Tribbles reviews
On a tribble-infused adventure, our heroes discover just how useful (and destructive) the little creatures are. Co-authored by Sarai-IceElf. Complete!
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 4,801 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/11/2003 - Published: 3/11/2003 - G. LaForge, B. Crusher - Complete
The Many Deaths of First Contact reviews
The result of watching "First Contact" with too much sugar and hyper siblings. How many times can the crew die?
StarTrek: The Next Generation - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 12/16/2002
Time Has Flown reviews
5 seasonish AU. Sandoval learns the identity if his son, but Liam is dead. RR, flames welcome!
Earth: Final Conflict - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,321 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 1 - Published: 8/22/2002 - Complete
Shadow of Bishonen Journey Earth:Final Conflict reviews
Based off the Bishie fics by SaraiIceElf my sister. Read those first to understand what's happening. Note: not realistic
X-overs - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,234 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 7/13/2002 - Complete
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