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Joined 04-04-10, id: 2313922, Profile Updated: 06-18-10
Author has written 8 stories for Pokémon, and Godzilla.

Hello! I'm Spiny. DEAL WITH IT!

I have a very wide imagination. add this to my burning passion to write fiction and BAM: You have an instant story machine. Of course, I need somewhere to share my work. That of course, would be here.

I hope that both you and I enjoy my work, which will be posted here on a regular Basis.

And Now, for a bunch of random crap about myself :D

Name: I go by the name Spiny on most Forums and stuff. Just call me Spiny, Spikey, That guy with no name, J, TGWNN or No.9 (Random, but cool). Preferably Spiny, though.

Orientation: Heterosexual and Male . I lieks mah ladiez XD

Status: Single. Because everybody wants a slice...

Religion: Athiest. If god loves everyone and everything, then why are we stuck in this hell hole called Life?

Loves: Video Games, Godzilla series, Reptiles, Paleontology, Cream Soda, Cookies, Sky TV, The Simpsons, Writing stories, Cake, Oops TV, Portal, Ridley from Metroid, Yoshi, Meta Knight, Many more. Being annoying.

Dislikes: Fox News, People who spam ubers on Pokemon Wi-Fi battles (Except Garchomp, because I use him :D), Dr Pepper (VILE TASTING SHIT!!), Snobs, Rick Rolls, many more.

Music: Rock, Rap, Techno, even some classical (Requiem for a dream, Preliator ect). I honestly can't stand Lovey Dovey Crap.

Personality: I'm a Love Guru/Nelson Muntz/God character, with maybe a little bit of the Joker in their too. I'm the epitome of the terms 'save your own skin' 'coward' and 'only put others before yourself when your in a queue for the guillotine'. I'm a bit insane. My motto is 'Hit and Run gets it done', which is also my main strategy for Smash Bros Brawl online matches. I'm a class clown. Don't be fooled though, I'm a nice enough guy, just a little bit...different. My younger brother has aspergers syndrome (look it up), so life is a bit harder than it should, but someone always has it worse than you.

Quotes: Jut a few memorable quotes from my life.

Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Diarrhea doodoo! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck It! My Balls! - The Angry video game nerds 'where it all began' special.

GIRATINA! IF YOU DON'T STAY IN THAT MOTHER FUCKING BALL I'M GONNA DRIVE A GOLDEN SPIKE WHERE YOUR GRISEOUS ORBS MEET YOUR SPEAR PILLAR! -Me on Pokemon platinum down to my last Pokeball after the fightwith Cyrus left me with nothing other than My Burnt Golduck with one turn of life left and I forgot to buy any full restores. At this point i had never heard of Turnback cave...

WILL YA TWO QUIT FLIRTING!! -A Pissed of Emerald shouting at Ruby and Sapphire in Pokemon adventures.

Yes that is a gun in my pants, but it doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you -Deadpool

Wha did ya sey 'bout the fingies and the bumbles with the blah, blargh hafrulghcum... -Me getting drunk for the first time.

FALCON...ARGH! MY NUTS! -Me countering a Falcon punch from my some guy using my own method of self defense...

Whats Better? A Life as a coward? or 10 seconds as a Hero?... -My thoughts on standing up to people bigger than you.

Finish it off with false swipe! -An Idiot

Why is abbreviation such a long word? -Me

NOOOOOOOB!!! -Me against a Kirby noob on SSBB wi-fi

FALCON PU- Yoshi! *gulp* FUCK!!!! -Me as Yoshi vs my friend as Captain Falcon on SSBB, and him getting owned

Pokemon Team: Charizard (My Signature pokemon), Feraligatr, Sceptile, Aerodactyl, Scyther, Garchomp, Salamence, Golduck, Skarmory, Rampardos, Breloom, Kingdra, Swellow, Yanmega. Porygon-Z, Kabutops, Seviper, Murkrow, Onix (Yes! thats right! I use NFE pokemon in online matches! And Yes! They work BLOODY BRILLIANT!), Ampharos, Golem, Jolteon and Rayquaza (The only Legendary I use, and it's FUCKING mean!)

And Because i'm too lazy to put it in my fics:


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Lone Wolf by Blood-Hawk-531 reviews
Noble Six is left behind to fight the Covenant, and die fighting. Or so they thought. AU where Six survives Reach, and gains a new companion from an unlikely source.
Halo - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 9 - Words: 22,268 - Reviews: 152 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 6/4/2012 - Published: 12/8/2010 - SPARTAN-B312/Noble Six
Behind Cold Metal by GenericDude reviews
After Samus is captured by Meta Ridley, the hesitation to kill each other soon turns into an emotion that the two of them would have never expected. SamusxMeta Ridley. Rated T for some minor swearing and agnsty situations. Please R&R
Metroid - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 13,530 - Reviews: 80 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 5/9/2009 - Samus A., Ridley - Complete
Sometime Down The Road by Shadow Star.EXE reviews
Pokemon edition of the 100 themes challenge. A collection of 55 drabbles and oneshots of PokemonxPokemon, Gameverse and PokeSpe couples. Rated T for some themes and swearing. Final themes: Hold my Hand and Relaxation -both RedxYellow, SpecialShipping-
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 55 - Words: 85,056 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 3/10/2011 - Published: 8/14/2009 - Red, Yellow - Complete
Bathing Beauty by Regiinator reviews
Valentines gift for my love, Moonlit Assassin. Ruby's always liked Sapphire. But what exactly do you do when you walk in on them in an awkward moment? Franticshipping, RubyxSapphire. Rated T for nudity and sexual references.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,161 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 15 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Sapphire B., Ruby - Complete
Dia's Guide to impressing a Lady by Shadow Star.EXE reviews
CommonerShipping oneshot requested by Munchlax Jr! Dia asks Platina out when he's dared to by Pearl and she accepts, to the boys' surprise. Now Dia has to figure out how to impress her, which isn't easy when he's just a commoner. Or so he thinks...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,027 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/25/2010 - Diamond, Platinum B. - Complete
Achilles’ Heel by Cheetah Goddess reviews
Hikari had always considered herself to be a strong person, but when she thought she would lose Jun, she finally knew the meaning of fear... Twinleafshipping, JunxHikari DamionxDawn RivalxHeroine
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,457 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/28/2009
Ruby Red by Cheetah Goddess reviews
I wanted to die, I really did. But...I don’t think I could, even if I tried. -Based on the Pokemon Special/Adventures manga-Franticshipping, RubyxSapphire
Pokémon - Rated: M - English - Angst/Suspense - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,418 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/12/2008 - Complete
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The Godzilla War files reviews
A series of gruesome battles between Kaiju from the Godzilla series! Request a fight in a review and see it brought to life! Rules are on first chapter, Rated for Blood/Gore, and possibly swearing should I involve Humans. Enjoy!
Godzilla - Rated: M - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,321 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 10/3/2010 - Published: 9/30/2010
Lucky Me reviews
One of my more different Shipping stories, this is LuckyShipping from Red's POV, in Viridian Forest, with Blue, at night. How much luck can one guy get? Read and Review folks! I'm almost done with my shipping fic's! Rated for mildly suggestive themes.
Pokémon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 812 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/4/2010 - Red, Concordia/Helena - Complete
Changing lanes reviews
After a loss to Ash, Paul is about to punish his Weavile but Dawn follows and unexpected confessions ensue. My IkariShipping entry to my shipping series. Obviously contains IkariShipping. Enjoy!
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,253 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 8 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Dawn/Hikari, Paul/Shinji - Complete
Guy talk reviews
Drew gives Ash some friendly advice on how to ask out Misty during a little joyride through the skies...
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/18/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Drew/Shū
Anniversary reviews
It's the anniversary for when Ruby and Sapphire first met, and Sapphire has NO idea what's going on before she finds out Ruby is doing something special for her...contains FranticShipping, the most canon Manga Ship there is :D
Pokémon - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,403 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/8/2010 - Ruby, Sapphire B. - Complete
Unexpected Visit reviews
Ash visits Cerulean gym for a unknown cause. Will both he and Misty find out why he came?...Contains pokeShipping Ash x Misty AAML yadda yadda yadda. Nothing more than fluff, hot fluff, but fluff all the same.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Mystery - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,248 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Misty/Kasumi
Deeper Than you Think reviews
Ash and May both have Feelings for eachother, but neither are willing to admit it, but with a little help, things start to get along...Features AdvanceShipping SatoHaru Ash x May.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,286 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 6 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, May/Haruka - Complete
Bad Dreams reviews
After a series of Nightmares, Dawn goes downstairs for a midnight Snack, where an unexpected resolution awaits her...Contains PearlShipping Ash x Dawn.
Pokémon - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,630 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Ash K./Satoshi, Dawn/Hikari - Complete