Author has written 8 stories for Pokémon, and Godzilla.
Hello! I'm Spiny. DEAL WITH IT!
I have a very wide imagination. add this to my burning passion to write fiction and BAM: You have an instant story machine. Of course, I need somewhere to share my work. That of course, would be here.
I hope that both you and I enjoy my work, which will be posted here on a regular Basis.
And Now, for a bunch of random crap about myself :D
Name: I go by the name Spiny on most Forums and stuff. Just call me Spiny, Spikey, That guy with no name, J, TGWNN or No.9 (Random, but cool). Preferably Spiny, though.
Orientation: Heterosexual and Male . I lieks mah ladiez XD
Status: Single. Because everybody wants a slice...
Religion: Athiest. If god loves everyone and everything, then why are we stuck in this hell hole called Life?
Loves: Video Games, Godzilla series, Reptiles, Paleontology, Cream Soda, Cookies, Sky TV, The Simpsons, Writing stories, Cake, Oops TV, Portal, Ridley from Metroid, Yoshi, Meta Knight, Many more. Being annoying.
Dislikes: Fox News, People who spam ubers on Pokemon Wi-Fi battles (Except Garchomp, because I use him :D), Dr Pepper (VILE TASTING SHIT!!), Snobs, Rick Rolls, many more.
Music: Rock, Rap, Techno, even some classical (Requiem for a dream, Preliator ect). I honestly can't stand Lovey Dovey Crap.
Personality: I'm a Love Guru/Nelson Muntz/God character, with maybe a little bit of the Joker in their too. I'm the epitome of the terms 'save your own skin' 'coward' and 'only put others before yourself when your in a queue for the guillotine'. I'm a bit insane. My motto is 'Hit and Run gets it done', which is also my main strategy for Smash Bros Brawl online matches. I'm a class clown. Don't be fooled though, I'm a nice enough guy, just a little bit...different. My younger brother has aspergers syndrome (look it up), so life is a bit harder than it should, but someone always has it worse than you.
Quotes: Jut a few memorable quotes from my life.
Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Diarrhea doodoo! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck It! My Balls! - The Angry video game nerds 'where it all began' special.
GIRATINA! IF YOU DON'T STAY IN THAT MOTHER FUCKING BALL I'M GONNA DRIVE A GOLDEN SPIKE WHERE YOUR GRISEOUS ORBS MEET YOUR SPEAR PILLAR! -Me on Pokemon platinum down to my last Pokeball after the fightwith Cyrus left me with nothing other than My Burnt Golduck with one turn of life left and I forgot to buy any full restores. At this point i had never heard of Turnback cave...
WILL YA TWO QUIT FLIRTING!! -A Pissed of Emerald shouting at Ruby and Sapphire in Pokemon adventures.
Yes that is a gun in my pants, but it doesn't mean I'm not happy to see you -Deadpool
Wha did ya sey 'bout the fingies and the bumbles with the blah, blargh hafrulghcum... -Me getting drunk for the first time.
FALCON...ARGH! MY NUTS! -Me countering a Falcon punch from my some guy using my own method of self defense...
Whats Better? A Life as a coward? or 10 seconds as a Hero?... -My thoughts on standing up to people bigger than you.
Finish it off with false swipe! -An Idiot
Why is abbreviation such a long word? -Me
NOOOOOOOB!!! -Me against a Kirby noob on SSBB wi-fi
FALCON PU- Yoshi! *gulp* FUCK!!!! -Me as Yoshi vs my friend as Captain Falcon on SSBB, and him getting owned
Pokemon Team: Charizard (My Signature pokemon), Feraligatr, Sceptile, Aerodactyl, Scyther, Garchomp, Salamence, Golduck, Skarmory, Rampardos, Breloom, Kingdra, Swellow, Yanmega. Porygon-Z, Kabutops, Seviper, Murkrow, Onix (Yes! thats right! I use NFE pokemon in online matches! And Yes! They work BLOODY BRILLIANT!), Ampharos, Golem, Jolteon and Rayquaza (The only Legendary I use, and it's FUCKING mean!)
And Because i'm too lazy to put it in my fics:
NOTHING I HAVE WRITTEN ABOUT SO FAR BELONGS TO ME. ALL COPYRIGHT OF THE UNIVERSES IN MY STORIES BELONG TO THEIR RESPECTIVE OWNERS. THE EVENTS IN MY STORIES ARE PURELY FICTIONAL TOWARDS THE REAL EVENTS IN THE SERIES I WRITE ABOUT.