Astronomus Maximushide bio
 Author has written 1 story for Harry Potter. Does anyone other than me read these things? Just in case: I'm male, Christian and old enough that I was reading Harry Potter before the Three Year Summer. (I never went to Gryffindor Tower, but I used to hang out on the Sugar Quill.) More often than writing, these days, I beta-read for the awesome (and prolific) meldahlie. This may be why I don't write much any more: she keeps me too busy reading hers! Among other things I'm into Tolkien, Harry Potter, Naruto, and Star Wars. But you already knew that from looking at my favourites, right? September 2015 update: I really wasn't expecting to join the ranks of the published on FFn. But Mel threatened that if I didn't post Compost, she would. So now I'm a posted-one-story-and -was-never-heard-from-again. Hmm... |
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Wreckage by Norsehound reviews
An alternate-universe take on the events of Evangelion. Some things remain the same, but others are... broken. (Progress halted)
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 19 - Words: 125,317 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 291 - Follows: 269 - Updated: 3/22/2021 - Published: 1/17/2010 - [Shinji I., Hikari H.] - Complete
Catch Your Breath by Lang Noi reviews
Inspired by Silver Queen's "Dreaming of Sunshine." Ripples turn into waves and crash upon the shores of what is and what could be, and I was just someone else who got pulled under. I didn't realize that even a drowning person makes waves of their own. A SI OC story.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 126 - Words: 879,384 - Reviews: 7022 - Favs: 8,484 - Follows: 8,823 - Updated: 7/10/2019 - Published: 7/19/2013 - Kakashi H., Hayate G., Obito U., OC
The Mission by SithRuse reviews
Anakin makes the most of babysitting a squad of Jedi Initiates.
Star Wars - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,732 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 25 - Published: 5/7/2018 - Anakin Skywalker, Ahsoka T. - Complete
The life and times of Hatake Kakashi, nukenin by Whispering Darkness reviews
In the sealed scroll he finds a Bingo Book – his own page marking him as an S-class nukenin with flee-on-sight orders. "Ok. That is definitely different." Dimensional/Time Travel.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Family - Chapters: 5 - Words: 18,339 - Reviews: 762 - Favs: 5,218 - Follows: 4,039 - Updated: 8/27/2017 - Published: 10/17/2014 - Kakashi H., Shikaku N., Team Seven - Complete
Wild Hearts by CuriosityRedux reviews
She finds him in the woods with an injured Night Fury. Feral and mysterious, the boy named Hiccup claims to be able to end the war that's raged between dragons and Vikings for centuries. Berk's been ravaged for years. She has no choice but to believe him. But that doesn't mean she has to trust him. Or fall for him.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 141,765 - Reviews: 1693 - Favs: 3,181 - Follows: 3,549 - Updated: 5/11/2017 - Published: 6/6/2014 - Astrid, Hiccup, Toothless
Perfectly Normal Thank You Very Much by Casscade reviews
It's twenty one years later and for the sake of his daughter, Dudley is going to have to learn about the Wizarding World after all.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,858 - Reviews: 236 - Favs: 1,823 - Follows: 606 - Updated: 12/6/2016 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Harry P., Ginny W., Petunia D., Dudley D. - Complete
New Perspective Evangelion by Dartz-IRL reviews
Newton's First law. An Object in motion will remain in motion until acted on by an external force. The events of Neon Genesis Evangelion, as seen by the Fourth Child. Self Insert:ACC
Evangelion - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 14 - Words: 193,043 - Reviews: 181 - Favs: 374 - Follows: 381 - Updated: 10/6/2016 - Published: 1/2/2007
The Human Mask by harunekonya reviews
Sequel to Worthy of a Name. Natsume slowly learns to deal with life as a god. An inter-connected vignette series. Gen.
Natsume Yūjin-Chō - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 116 - Words: 182,225 - Reviews: 4202 - Favs: 2,787 - Follows: 2,334 - Updated: 8/28/2016 - Published: 1/11/2012 - Takashi N.
Invocatio by Sophia the Scribe reviews
A parody, though not intended to be funny, of William Ernest Henley's "Invictus."
Parodies and Spoofs - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Spiritual - Chapters: 1 - Words: 506 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Published: 8/6/2016 - Complete
The Evidence of Things Not Seen by meldahlie reviews
What did a certain Telmarine Lady-in-Waiting think during the War of Deliverance? An alternative PoV from "Prince Caspian" and a sequel for To An Unknown God.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Spiritual - Chapters: 10 - Words: 32,403 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/2/2016 - Published: 12/13/2015 - Complete
Phantom Limb by rbackwards reviews
A young man realizes he's been the victim of a prophecy. He struggles to make sense of his place in an unfamiliar world. Sound familiar? Nothing's familiar to this young man. Nothing except his aunt Arthur. New readers: give this one some time. 9/2021 - believe it or not, a new chapter is forthcoming.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 177,110 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 97 - Updated: 3/14/2016 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Harry P., Ginny W.
Between the Sand-hills and the Sea by meldahlie reviews
The Duke of Galma's daughter, as Caspian said, squints and has freckles. But how did she feel when the King of Narnia returned with his bride? A sort of missing moment from the return voyage of The Dawn Treader.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Spiritual - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,996 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 9/16/2015 - Published: 9/9/2015 - Complete
Interpretation by meldahlie reviews
Once, a scholar, a soldier, two apprentices and a piece of scum from the gutter set off on a quest. But, the magus wonders, who was who? (Spoilers for entire QT series!)
Queen's Thief series - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 544 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/23/2015 - Complete
Action is a crime against bureaucracy by meldahlie reviews
1997: The Ministry has fallen, Thicknesse is Minister, and Dolores Umbridge wants a spare pad of parchment. Resistance can take many forms. Some of them are even helpful.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,057 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 12/20/2014 - Published: 12/8/2014 - Dolores U. - Complete
Rinne by Lawra reviews
Tournaments regularly have money, trips or fabulous prizes for the winner. A way to cure his curse should have raised giant red flags for the teenaged martial artist. But how could he truly know it was a trap unless he took the bait?
Crossover - Ranma & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 25,494 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 238 - Follows: 333 - Updated: 8/20/2014 - Published: 5/19/2013 - Ranma, Kurenai Y., Kyuubi/Kurama
Becoming Lífþrasir by Midoriko-sama reviews
People often wondered what kept Hiccup going during those early years. When that single, most-treasured thing is taken from him, there is little left to keep him on Berk. The day Stoick returns, and the day before the best recruit is finally chosen, Hiccup leaves Berk; little knowing that he would one day return under ... strange circumstances. H/A, R/F, rated for violence.
How to Train Your Dragon - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 121,591 - Reviews: 1151 - Favs: 5,245 - Follows: 2,153 - Updated: 8/14/2014 - Published: 1/24/2014 - [Hiccup, Astrid] Stoick - Complete
Misery Loves Company by Ryan Erik reviews
Twenty years after Ranma Saotome vanished into the night after his bachelor party, Nerima has moved on without him. The common struggles that his friends endured brought them together as family, as the chaos Ranma embodied no longer caused endless conflict. Now, after every last person gave up hope of his return, a familiar looking redhaired girl steps off a plane into their lives.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Drama/Mystery - Chapters: 16 - Words: 250,051 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 146 - Updated: 4/9/2014 - Published: 3/15/2013 - Ranma, Happosai
Team Seven by Whispering Darkness reviews
Kakashi wanted to grab those little brats and wrap them all up in blankets, dump them somewhere soft and fluffy and summon his dogs to guard them and sit on them and keep them there. Then he could relax, read his book and listen to the most creative curses and rants his cute little students could come up with. Vignette. Because Wave should have been enough of a wake-up call.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,863 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 1,271 - Follows: 378 - Published: 2/26/2014 - Kakashi H., Team Seven - Complete
Something About Elves by FlashFiction reviews
"Thank God for books." For some reason, it had never occurred to Irma Pince that Minerva McGonagall might worship at the same temple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,735 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/21/2013 - Minerva M., I. Pince - Complete
Zanzou by chibi heishi reviews
*Shinkirou sequel* With the Godaime overthrown and Sanctuary triumphant, Konohans are finally able to live without the suffocating shroud of fear. But Danzo made enemies besides his own people, and Konoha is about to face the consequences of his actions.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 19 - Words: 46,318 - Reviews: 289 - Favs: 342 - Follows: 406 - Updated: 7/1/2013 - Published: 6/16/2009 - Iruka U., Naruto U.
The Cat Who Walks Through Walls by Laryna6 reviews
Sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from religion. A tale of a boy and his tiger... A boy and his cat. His alien cat. Or a hero and his mentor. Or Rei's true purpose in existence. It wouldn't be Evangelion if it wasn't insane. On hiatus until there's enough info on Mari to include her.
Evangelion - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 22 - Words: 73,890 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 5/31/2013 - Published: 5/18/2012 - [Shinji I., Asuka L. S.] Misato K., Kaworu N.
Just When Everyone Thought They Were Safe by meldahlie reviews
They killed Edgar Bones and his entire family. Why didn't the Lestranges find Neville? Winter, 1981
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,807 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/27/2013 - Augusta L., Alice L. - Complete
The Last Casualty by trinsy reviews
Nobody really wins in a war. Scenes from Teddy Lupin's complicated childhood. The story of the last two casualties of the war against Voldemort.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/2/2013 - Teddy L., Victoire W. - Complete
The Eyes Have It by Shana the Short reviews
[FANOWRIMO CHALLENGE] Most people seem to think that developing a doujutsu is a wondrous, unspeakably lucky occurrence. Considering that she now has to deal with an ability she has no idea how to use, family drama, fashion crises, and the world's most rude and vulgar doctor, on top of getting to know her new genin team just after graduation...needless to say, Sakura begs to differ.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 30 - Words: 62,069 - Reviews: 1404 - Favs: 4,827 - Follows: 2,036 - Updated: 12/12/2012 - Published: 10/31/2012 - Sakura H. - Complete
Pawns by meldahlie reviews
"You don't just hand in your resignation to Voldemort. It's a lifetime of service - or death." Betrayals of the first war have cast long shadows over the children of a Death Eater ... shadows that Darken as Lord Voldemort returns... (OotP to DH)
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,958 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 11/9/2012 - Published: 9/28/2012 - OC, Bellatrix L. - Complete
The Dream Shop by meldahlie reviews
"Mr Weasley, er- would you be averse to giving me a moment of your time for an ice-cream sundae?" The proprietors of Weasley's Wizard Wheezes, Madam Malkin's Robes for all Occasions, and Fortescue's Ice-Cream Parlour conflict over a matter of elfish welfare. A post-DH sequel to Vega Black62's "To Be A Customer."
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,360 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/29/2012 - OC, Ron W. - Complete
Uprooted by Orrunan reviews
Naruto makes a good shinobi, but a lousy weapon. Danzo has finally managed to connive Naruto into Root, or so he believes. Naruto, who will now be within reach of his emotionally inept, traumatized, fanatical devotees. What on earth was he thinking?
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 68,968 - Reviews: 1417 - Favs: 6,250 - Follows: 3,386 - Updated: 9/12/2011 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Naruto U., Sai - Complete
light that lingers by irnan reviews
Professor Kirke usually forgets to pick up the post in the hallway, so Peter does it on his way down to breakfast.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 334 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/30/2010 - Peter Pevensie, Digory Kirke - Complete
The Hill of Swords by gabriel blessing reviews
When Louise Valliere performed her summons for her familiar, she certainly didn't expect for it to be a human! Strangely enough, the boy she summoned, Shirou Emiya, didn't expect to get summoned so soon. He hadn't even died yet!
Crossover - Fate/stay night & Familiar of Zero - Rated: M - English - Fantasy - Chapters: 23 - Words: 356,642 - Reviews: 2900 - Favs: 9,706 - Follows: 4,636 - Updated: 11/17/2010 - Published: 7/18/2010 - Shirō E., Louise - Complete
Intimate Relations by wife-chan reviews
Uchiha Naruto's only just found his one remaining family member, and the prank potential is just too much to pass up. Faux!gay!SasuNaruSasu, Confused&Disturbed!EverybodyElse. AU. WIP.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 69,417 - Reviews: 552 - Favs: 1,478 - Follows: 1,343 - Updated: 9/22/2010 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Naruto U., Sasuke U.
Better to Honour by QuoteMyFoot reviews
Danzo could have been a hero. Oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,499 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 1,283 - Follows: 319 - Published: 4/9/2010 - Danzō S., Hiruzen S. - Complete
The Hokage Trap by Shawny Wong reviews
The Konohamaru Corps know the perfect girl for their boss – and they're on a mission to make sure he gets the girl. Poor Naruto. Written for Perpetual159's Dattebayo Challenge. NaruHina.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,002 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 380 - Published: 4/5/2010 - Naruto U., Hinata H.
Tempered in Flames by Mistress of Sarcasm reviews
The people of Konohagakure send a message to their enemies: This will end in fire.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 853 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 540 - Follows: 92 - Published: 2/27/2010 - Complete
The Biggest Chuunin Exam Ever by daniel-gudman reviews
The sequel to Spying no Jutsu. For the first time in history, all five major villages will participate in one chuunin exam. The best and brightest genin are sent... including Uzumaki Naruto. But Akatsuki will not stand idly by at this historic event.
Naruto - Rated: M - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 17,643 - Reviews: 377 - Favs: 1,592 - Follows: 1,709 - Updated: 12/22/2009 - Published: 9/11/2009 - Naruto U., Akatsuki
Silver and Gold by Ariana Deralte reviews
The first intervillage chuunin exam is being held. For six year old Kakashi, it's an opportunity for him to prove himself. For the future Yondaime, it's a chance to prevent a war.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Drama - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,444 - Reviews: 402 - Favs: 636 - Follows: 625 - Updated: 7/8/2009 - Published: 10/12/2005 - Kakashi H., Minato N.
Hearts of Ice by Krista Perry reviews
Shampoo casts a spell with dragon blood and sends Akane to the realm of gods and demons. Ranma decides to get her back, and nothing - not even insanity or death - will stop him. Hearts of Ice is complete as of 6/20/2009.
Ranma - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 288,163 - Reviews: 536 - Favs: 1,061 - Follows: 316 - Updated: 6/20/2009 - Published: 4/24/2001 - Ranma, Akane, Nabiki, Ryoga - Complete
Where My Thought's Escaping by SnorkackCatcher reviews
Cho had enjoyed visiting Guangzhou. She wasn’t sure she wanted to live there. But when her parents moved the family due to the war, she found herself trying to build a new life in China, and struggling to reconcile it with unfinished business in Britain.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 20,964 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 25 - Published: 6/1/2009 - Cho C., Michael C. - Complete
Shinkirou by chibi heishi reviews
AU cliche. When the Sandaime fell, a nightmare descended upon Konoha. But on the day the nightmare began, no one noticed that one teacher's aid and a few young children disappeared. That simple fact may be the only hope Konoha has left.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 65,474 - Reviews: 786 - Favs: 1,500 - Follows: 486 - Updated: 5/17/2009 - Published: 1/12/2009 - Iruka U., Kakashi H. - Complete
Going Native by Rap541 reviews
GalacticaStar Trek Next Generation. What do you do when you're a lost Starfleet officer in the Beta Quadrant? You blend in and hope for the best.
Battlestar Galactica: 2003 - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 67 - Words: 156,591 - Reviews: 1403 - Favs: 1,130 - Follows: 656 - Updated: 3/22/2009 - Published: 2/16/2007 - Gaeta
In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey by Plenty O'Custard reviews
Crossover: Harry Potter x Winnie-the-Pooh. In which Snape befriends an old grey donkey, and life is gloomy, as usual. Snape and Eeyore gen.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Winnie-the-Pooh - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 170 - Favs: 433 - Follows: 58 - Published: 3/5/2009 - Severus S. - Complete
We Happy Few by frodogenic reviews
It isn't all medals and glory after the Battle of Yavin for the two survivors of Red Squadron. Wedge Antilles, meet Luke Skywalker.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,468 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 241 - Follows: 44 - Published: 2/15/2009 - Luke S., Wedge A. - Complete
Spying no Jutsu by daniel-gudman reviews
Disguised as a girl, Naruto will spy on Kage level kunoichi at the Cute Polar Bear Hot Springs Festival. On a related note, Sasuke deals with his growing attration to a mysterious new kunoichi. Also, the first ever Iruka Love Polygon. That I'm aware of.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 11 - Words: 89,511 - Reviews: 1311 - Favs: 4,095 - Follows: 1,965 - Updated: 1/11/2009 - Published: 3/24/2006 - Naruto U., Iruka U. - Complete
Heart of Darkness by Cka3ka reviews
AU: Vader finds Leia at an early age. Is the redemption of the Dark Lord at hand? Or will the Princess fall into darkness. Follow Leia as she grows up to be a loving daughter, dependable friend, swoop bike fanatic, chic shopaholic, and Sith Lord.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Angst - Chapters: 49 - Words: 215,499 - Reviews: 1719 - Favs: 1,700 - Follows: 1,431 - Updated: 1/5/2009 - Published: 4/27/2005 - Darth Vader, Leia O.
Different Colors by Ellen Kuhfeld reviews
Ranma and his Cat, Akane and her Mallet, come to terms with one another. Basically Ranma, with a dash of Tenchi and a dollop of Sailor Moon. Oh, and werebears. Werebears are very good teachers. Sleep in class at your own risk.
Ranma - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 100,858 - Reviews: 426 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 11/28/2008 - Published: 1/27/2006 - Ranma, Akane - Complete
Balliol by Crookshanks22 reviews
The wizarding war casts long shadows over Samantha Clearwater's first term at Oxford. A Muggle perspective on the summer and autumn of DH, with Penelope, Percy, and other wizarding characters in the background.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Suspense - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,382 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 9/4/2007 - Published: 8/23/2007 - Penelope C., Percy W. - Complete
Troubling New Developments by SicTransitGloria reviews
Kakashi takes a moment to wrap his mind around equating Ino’s chest with enemy shinobi while Asuma begins beating his head against the table and groaning about how he didn’t sign up for this. Rated for language and the general horror that is puberty
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,149 - Reviews: 661 - Favs: 4,822 - Follows: 829 - Published: 4/8/2007 - Kakashi H., Asuma S. - Complete
Autumn into Spring by Crookshanks22 reviews
In this sequel to 'A Romance, with Dragons,' Viktor finds love at last . . . and long shadows of the past. Set in Romania, Bulgaria, and Budapest in the aftermath of the second war.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 9 - Words: 20,005 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/26/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Viktor K. - Complete
Because by Crimson Skies reviews
Tsunade has a question but the only ones who know the answer aren't telling. A Team Seven oneshot.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 704 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 463 - Follows: 81 - Published: 2/7/2006 - Complete
A Worm Tale by Ashfae reviews
Hijinks in Care of Magical Creatures. MWPP humour, pure and simple.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/19/2005 - James P., Sirius B.
Everybody's Gotta Leave Sometime by DarkMark reviews
Written shortly before the death of Charles Schulz, at which time the Peanuts gang had to face the fact of going on without him.
Peanuts - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,071 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/4/2004 - Complete
Green Seas by Kielle reviews
An oceanside tale of young Theoden, Imrahil, and Finduilas, set in Dol Amroth long before the War of the Ring.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,521 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Published: 3/31/2004
An Aroma of Compost reviews
A Gryffindor returns to the common room followed by a certain aroma. Whatever happened in detention?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 104 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/19/2015 - Complete