Author has written 13 stories for Twilight, Criminal Minds, Harry Potter, and Charlie and the Chocolate Factory.
Alright. So before anyone starts having meltdowns. A taste of Perfection? I'ts not my story. I never even wrote anything about it.. My friend, Nessa.Baby.Doll sent it to me because her account is faulty and she can't post things, and asked if I could post it until further notice. Anyone who has problems with this whole deal, don't get pissed at me. Nessa is my friend, and of course I posted it. She was going to repost it on her site when everytihng was worked out with her account. If anyone has problems with it, please message her.
Her account is Nessa.Baby.Doll.
"You held out your hand, and I took it without stopping to make sense of what I was doing. For the first time in almost a century, I felt hope." ~Jasper..
Quotes that I love:
"dream as if you'll live forever...live as if you'll die tomorrow." -James Dean
"I don't mind living in a man's world...as long as I can be a woman in it."- Marilyn Monroe
“I am good, but not an angel. I do sin, but I am not the devil. I am pretty, but not beautiful. I have friends, but I am not the peacemaker. I am just a small girl in a big world trying to find someone to love.”- Marilyn Monroe
"If someone betrays you once, it' their fault...if they betray you twice, it your fault."- Eleanor Roosevelt
"Every girl should have four pets in life. A mink in the closet, a jag in the garage, a tiger in bed and a jackass to pay for everything." - Mae.
Alrighty, so My fave couples are:
Harry Potter -
Fred or George/OC
Albus Potter OC
and the occasional James Potter (the first) OC.
Ones I hate:
Harry/Ginny - she's a fan girl. Don't like her at all.
Ron/Hermione - he's so incredibly rude to her!
Cho/Harry - Cho is a snitch. Don't like her, Nuh-uh. Plus, it's like she's substituting Cedric with Harry.
Snape/Hermione - HE'S NASTY. HE'S LIKE A MILLION YEARS OLDER THAN HER.
Lucius/Hermione - HATE IT . That's, like illegal for one. And two . . . he's very creepy.
Draco/Pansy - she's a bitch.
apples on trees.
The best ones are
at the top of the tree.The
boys don't want to reach
for the good ones because they
are afraid of falling and getting hurt.
Instead, they just get the rotten apples
from the ground that aren't as good,
but easy.So the apples at the top think
something is wrong with them, when in
reality they are amazing. They just
have to wait for the right boy to
come along, the one who's
brave enough to
to the top
of the tree.
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...
I promise to remember Bella
Each time I carelessly fall down
And I promise to remember Edward
Whenever I'm out of town
I promise to obey traffic laws
For Charlies sake of course
And I promise to remember Jacob
When my heart fills with remorse
I promise to remember Carlisle
When ever I am in the Emergency Room
And I promise to remember Emmett
Every time there's a huge boom
I promise to to remember Rose
Whenever I see someone that holds pure beauty
And I promise to remember Alice
When I'm at a mall and a cute outfit spots me
I promise to remember Nessie
When I see that beautiful curly hair
And I promise to remember Esme
When someone tells me they care
I promise to remember Jasper
Whenever my emotions are unfurled
And I promise to remember the Volturi
When someone speaks of dominating the world
And i promise to remember the Pack...
when i see a group that bonds together
Yes I promise to love Twilight
Wherever I may go
So that all may see my obsession
Because I know what the Twilighters know!! ... OR ATLEAST THEY SHOULD, CAUSE IF THEY DONT THEY ARENT TRUE TWILIGHTERS!
Write your top ten favorite Twilight Characters then answer the questions below: NO PEEKING...
1. Have you ever read a three/eight fanfic before?
An Alice/Edward fic? Sure sure.
2. Do you think four is hot?
Esme? She's pretty, she looks the best in New Moon.
3. What would happen if eight got one pregnant?
If Edward got Jasper pregnant? Everyone would die of shock, literally. The streets of Forks would be lined with carcasses.
4. Do you recall any fics about two?
Paul? Yes'm I do.
5. Would four and five make a good couple?
Esme and Demetri? . . . yeah. They would be super cute together, bu Esme's too loving and motherly to love someone from the Volturi.
6. Seven and three or seven and nine?
Leah and Alice, or Leah and Jake? Definately Leah and Jake.
7. What would happen if one walked in on two and eight in an awkward situation?
If Jasper walked in on Edward and Paul. Jesus. Jasper would need extensive therapy.
8. Make up a summary of a three/ten fic.
An Alice and Emmett? Hmmm . . . Okay, well : She was small, he was large. She was delicate, he was rough. Somehow, after everything falls apart around them, all they need is eachother.
9. Is there such a thing as one/eight fluff?
A Jasper/Edward? Yeah, I've read some.
10. Suggest a title for a six/two hurt/comfort fic.
A Carlisle/Paul comfort? Umm . . . Some Things That Never Change.
11. What kind of plot would you use if you wanted four to go out with one?
Jasper to go out with Esme? Maybe an alternate universe, theres no way in hell that would ever happen.
12. What might ten scream at a moment of great passion?
Emmett... hm ... OH YES! ROSE!
13. If you wrote a songfic about nine, what song would you choose?
Aha, Maybe, Hungry like the wolf. Sounds epic.
14. If you wrote a one/five/nine fic, what would the warning be?
A Jasper, Demetri and Jake . .. VIOLENCE
15. What might be a good pick-up line for four to use on eight?
Hey, there Ginger,. EDWARDS A GINGA.
16. If three and five got married, what would nine say?
Probably something about the vamp-inlaws from Italy that are stinking up Washington.
17. What would ten do if one was scared of four?
What would Emmett do if Jasper was scared of Esme . . . . Laugh. Really, really hard.
18. What would seven say to insult two?
I`d imagine something about being a hot-head.
19. One loves two, but two is after three who’s currently in a relationship with four and cheating on four with five. What happens?
Jasper loves Paul, but Paul is after Alice whos currently in a relationship with Esme and cheating on Esme with Demetri. Um . . . Jasper would kill Alice, and Esme would throw herself off another cliff.
20. The ultimate five-some. Who’s in it?
Jasper - Alice - Demetri - Leah - Edward
21. Two and four hate each other, but two is with three and four is with nine. Nine and three are siblings. What happens?
Paul and Esme hate eachother, but Paul is with Alice and Esme is with Jacob. Jacob and Alice are siblings . . . I have no fricking clue.
22. Nine and one? Love or hate?
Jake and Jazz . . . HATE.
23. Do three and five get along?
Alice and Demetri, I guess. Theyre civil.
24. Two walks in on one/six. Are they angry?
Paul walks in on Jasper and Carlisle . . more like Skarred.
25. Seven/one? Do they make pretty children? If so, what does the child look like? Gender? Name?
Jasper and Edward . . hmm. They would have pretty kids. I see them naming there kids after vampire books, just for the sake of making fun of the fact that there vampires, and had children.
1 . Selene Cullen (Underworld): female. Tall and thin, like Jasper, but a dramatic and slightly paranoid nature from Edward. She is elegant, and pristine, with curly blonde hair.
2. Lestat Cullen (Queen of The Damned):male. slightly shorter than his older sister, and quiet and observive, like Jasper. Hes muscular, and had chin length bronze hair and sparkly eyes.
3. Gabriel Cullen (Van Helsing) - male. Long, reddish blonde hair, and tall, but still quite muscular. Silent, but a hot temper, and prone to over reaction.
I'm SKINNY, so I MUST be anorexic.
I'm EMO, so I MUST cut my wrists.
I'm a NEGRO so I MUST carry a gun.
I'm BLONDE, so I MUST be a ditz
I'm JAMAICAN so I MUST smoke weed.
I'm HAITIAN so I MUST eat cat.
I'm ASIAN, so I MUST be sexy.
I'm JEWISH, so I MUST be greedy.
I'm GAY, so I MUST have AIDS.
I'm a LESBIAN, so I MUST have a sex-tape.
I SPEAK MY MIND, so I MUST be a bitch.
I'm a GAY RIGHTS SUPPORTER, so I WILL go to hell.
I'm a CHRISTAN, so I MUST think gay people should go to hell.
I'm RELIGIOUS, so I MUST shove my beliefs down your throat.
I'm ATHEIST so i MUST hate the world.
I don't have a RELIGION, so I MUST be evil and have no morals
I'm REPUBLICAN, so I MUST not care about poor people.
I'm DEMOCRAT, so I MUST not believe in being responsible.
I am LIBERAL, so I MUST be gay.
I'm SOUTHERN, so I MUST be white trash.
I TAKE (or used to take) ANTI-DEPRESSANTS, so I MUST be crazy.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST only want to get into your pants.
I'm IRISH, so I MUST have a bad drinking problem.
I'm INDIAN, so I MUST own a convenient store.
I'm NATIVE AMERICAN, so I MUST dance around a fire screaming like a savage.
I'm a CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be a whore...
I'm a DANCER, So i must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore
I wear SKIRTS a lot, so I MUST be a slut.
I'm a PUNK, so I MUST do drugs.
I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob.
I WEAR BLACK, so I MUST be a goth or emo.
I'm a WHITE GIRL, so I MUST be a nagging, steal-your-money kind of girlfriend.
I'm CUBAN, so I MUST spend my spare time rolling cigars.
I'm NOT A VIRGIN, so I MUST be easy.
I FELL IN LOVE WITH A MARRIED MAN, so I MUST be a home-wrecking whore.
I'm a TEENAGE MOM, so I MUST be an irresponsible slut.
I'm POLISH, so I MUST wear my socks with my sandals
I'm ITALIAN, so I must have a "big one".
I'm EGYPTIAN, so I must be a TERRORIST!!
I'm PRETTY, so I MUST not be a virgin. (so everyone says)
I HAVE STRAIGHT A'S, so I MUST have no social life.
I DYE MY HAIR CRAZY COLORS, so I MUST be looking for attention.
I DRESS IN UNUSUAL WAYS so I MUST be looking for attention.
I'm INTO THEATER & ART, so I MUST be a homosexual.
I'm a VEGETARIAN, so I MUST be a crazy political activist.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GUY FRIENDS, so I MUST be fucking them all.
I HAVE A BUNCH OF GIRLS WHO ARE FRIENDS, so I MUST be a player.
I have Big BOOBS, so I MUST be a hoe.
I'm COLOMBIAN, so I MUST be a drug dealer.
I WEAR WHAT I WANT, so I MUST be a poser.
I'm RUSSIAN, so I MUST be cool and thats how Russians roll.
I'm GERMAN, so I must be a Nazi.
I hang out with GAYS, so i must be GAY TOO
I'm BRAZILIAN, so I MUST have a BIG BUTT.
I'm PUERTO RICAN, so I MUST look good and be conceited
I'm SALVADORIAN, so I MUST be in MS 13
I'm POLISH, so I MUST be greedy
I'm HAWAIIAN so I MUST be lazy
I'm PERUVIAN, so I MUST like llamas
I'm a STONER so i MUST be going in the wrong direction
I'm a VIRGIN so i MUST be prude
I'm STRAIGHT EDGE so i must be violent.
I'm a FEMALE GAMER, so I MUST be ugly.. or crazy.
I'm BLACK so I MUST love fried chicken and kool-aid.
I'm a GIRL who actually EATS LUNCH, so i MUST be fat.
I'm SINGLE so I MUST be ugly.
I'm a SKATER so i must do weed and steal stuff
I'm a PUNK so i must only wear black and date only other punks
I'm ASIAN so i must be a NERD that does HOMEWORK 24/7
I'm CHRISTIAN so I MUST hate homosexuals.
I'm MIXED so i must be screwed up.
I'm MUSLIM so i MUST be a terrorist.
I'm in BAND, so i MUST be a dork.
I'm BLACK so I MUST believe JESUS WUZ A BROTHA
I'm MORMON so I MUST be perfect
I'm WHITE and have black friends so I MUST think I'm black
I'm GOTH so I MUST worship the devil
I'm HISPANIC, so I MUST be dirty.
I'm NOT LIKE EVERYONE ELSE, so I MUST be a loser.
I'm OVERWEIGHT, so I MUST have a problem with self control.
I'm PREPPY, so I MUST shun those who don't wear Abercrombie & Hollister.
I'm on a DANCE team, so I must be stupid, stuck up, and a whore.
I'm YOUNG, so I MUST be naive.I'm RICH, so I MUST be a conceited snob
I'm MEXICAN, so I MUST have hopped the border.
I GOT A CAR FOR MY BIRTHDAY, so I MUST be a spoiled brat.
I'm BLACK, so I MUST love watermelon
I'm BI, so I MUST think every person I see is hot.
I'm ASIAN GUY, so I MUST have a small penis.
I'm a GUY CHEERLEADER, so I MUST be gay.
I'm PREP, so I MUST be rich.
I don't like the SUN so I MUST be albino.
I have a lot of FRIENDS, so I MUST love to drink and party.
I wear tight PANTS and I'm a guy, so I MUST be emo.
I couldn't hurt a FLY, So I MUST be a pussy.
I support GAY RIGHTS, so I MUST fit in with everyone.
I hang out with teenage drinkers and smokers, so I MUST smoke and drink too.
I have ARTISTIC TALENT, so I MUST think little of those who don't.
I don't like to be in a BIG GROUP, so I MUST be anti-social.
I have a DIFFERENT sense of HUMOR, so I MUST be crazy.
I tell people OFF, so I MUST be an over controlling bitch.
My hair gets GREASY a lot, so I MUST have no hygiene skills.
I'm DEFENSIVE, so I MUST be over controlling and a bitch.
I'm a NUDIST, so I MUST want everyone to see my boobs.
I read Comics, so I MUST be a loser.
I hang out with a FORMER PROSTITUTE.. So I MUST be a whore myself.
I'm TEXAN so I MUST ride a horse
I’m a GOTH, so I MUST be a Satanist
I’m a CROSSDRESSER, so I Must be homosexual.
I draw ANIME so I MUST be a freak.
I am a FANGIRL so I MUST be a crazy, obsessed stalker.
I WATCH PORN so I MUST be perverted.
I'm an ONLY CHILD so I MUST be spoiled.
I'm INTELLIGENT so I MUST be weak.
I am AMERICAN so I MUST be an obese, loud-mouthed and arrogant.
I'm WELSH so I MUST love sheep
I’m a YOUNG WRITER, so I MUST be emo.
I’m CANADIAN, so I MUST talk with a funny accent.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST ditch my pregnant girlfriend.
I'm CANADIAN, so I MUST love hockey and beavers.
I'm DISABLED, so I MUST be on Welfare.
I'm a FEMINIST, so I MUST have a problem with sexuality and I want to castrate every man on the earth.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have a STEREOTYPE.
I WEAR A BIG SUNHAT when I go outside, so I MUST be stupid.
I like BLOOD, so I must be a VAMPIRE.
I'm ALBINO, so I MUST be an evil person with mental abilities and is A MURDERER!
I'm ENGLISH, so I MUST speak with either a cockney or a posh accent, love tea and cricket, and have bad teeth.
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I don't like YAOI or YURI, so I must be a HOMOPHOBE
I’m not the most POPULAR person in school, so I MUST be a loser
I care about the ENVIRONMENT...I MUST be a tree hugging hippy
I have a FAN CHARACTER, so I MUST be an annoying Mary-sue.
I CHAT, I MUST be having cyber sex.
I'm PAGAN so I MUST sacrifice babies and drink the blood of virgins
I'm PAGAN so I MUST worship Satan
I'm CONSERVATIVE, so I MUST be against Abortion
I'm SWEDISH so I MUST be a tall blond blue-eyed lesbian.
I'm a LESBIAN so I MUST want to get with every single girl that I see."
I like CARTOONS, so I MUST be IRRESPONSIBLE.
I like READING, so I MUST be a LONER.
I have my OWN spiritual ideology; therefore I MUST be WRONG or MISGUIDED.
I am WICCAN, so I MUST be a SATANIST.
I DISAGREE with my government, so I MUST be a TERRORIST.
I am a WITCH, so I MUST be and OLD HAG and fly on a broomstick.
I love YAOI, so I MUST be GAY.
I'm a PERSON, so I MUST be LABELED
I DON'T CURSE, so I MUST be an outcast
I like GAMES, ANIME and COMICS, so I MUST be childish
I'm SWEDISH, therefore I MUST be WHITE.
I SPOT GRAMMATICAL ERRORS, so I MUST be a pedantic bastard.
I'm GOTHIC, so I MUST be mean.
I’m STRONG so I MUST be stupid.
I'm Australian so I MUST hunt crocodiles and talk to kangaroo’s
I go to RENFAIRES, so I MUST talk weird, be a loser, and not be up with the times
I’m GAY so I’m after EVERY straight guy around.
I don’t want a BOYFRIEND so I MUST be Lesbian.
I'm NOT CHRISTIAN so I MUST just need converting.
I love marching band, so I MUST be a friendless freak.
I DRINK and SMOKE, so I MUST have no life.
I'm a TEENAGER, so I MUST have no clue
I’m WHITE, so I MUST be responsible for everything going wrong on the planet: past, present, and future.
I am QUIET and POLITE, so I MUST be a pushover.
I use GOOD GRAMMAR, so I MUST be a snob.
I prefer FANTASY and SCI-FI, so I MUST be out of touch with reality.
I love TO LEARN so I MUST be boring.
I'm WHITE, so I MUST be a racist.
I'm a GUY with LONG HAIR, so I MUST be a hippie/druggie.
I'm good with COMPUTERS, so I MUST be a nerd/geek.
I'm a GUY, so I MUST love sports.
I'm NOT RELIGIOUS so I MUST be treated like crap until I pray to your god.
I am a GIRL, so boys MUST be better than me at sports.
I am a PUSHOVER, so I MUST have controlling friends
I am a GIRL, so I MUST only be good at work
I am not EMO, so I MUST be uncool.
I am WHITE and I like to DANCE, so I MUST be lame
I don't act DEPRESSED, so I MUST be weird.
I am SKINNY, so I MUST be sensitive about my weight.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST go to church every Sunday.
I am a CHRISTIAN/CATHOLIC/ANGLICAN/PROTESTANT, so I MUST not do anything on Halloween.
I am POOR, so I MUST not have good hygiene.
I am a HOUSEWIFE, so I MUST have no self respect.
I consider myself 'NORMAL', so I MUST be boring.
Mouthful Of Poison:
Edward and Jasper through my story:
Carlisle and Esme through my story:
Rosalie and Emmett:
Alice and Leo through the series:
Bella and Alexandra through the stories:
Self Made banner:
Chapter 3 Outfit:
Chapter 5 Outfit:
My polyvore Acount:
My Live Journal account ( you'll actually get to see what I look like!) :
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Nessa.Baby.Doll made me a banner for Mouthful of Poison:
And Nessa also made a banner for Reckless Seduction:
And my banner for Tell Me I'm The One:
Here's my youtube channel: http://www.youtube.com/user/ice0cream0
Other Girl :
I'M NOT REVEALING THERE NAMES YET.
What Roslin will eventually look like: (just imagine brighter eyes)
What Ella will eventually look like:
What Denae will eventually look like:
What Nyree will evetually look like:
Their children: (( Not naming them yet, as you'll have to wait and see))
Here they are: