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Joined 04-04-10, id: 2314201, Profile Updated: 10-22-13
Author has written 5 stories for Harry Potter, Doctor Who, and Torchwood.

Across the Rift - Chapter 3 "Down The Rabbit Hole" - 50% (Still with Silent Assassin)

Determination - Chapter 6 "Think Synergy" - 12% (Need to Catch Up on Season 7 First)

Nightmares - Chapter 4 "Predator" - 5% (Currently Working On)

Saving Sanity - Chapter 4 "Untitled" - 0% (Indefinite Hiatus)


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My urge to write is finally returning to me, so hopefully I'll be posting soon! I'll be doing some more anime and video games though soon so expect those along with updated Doctor Who and Torchwood stories.

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My Fake Boyfriend by b4ndg33k reviews
It started as just a lie to hide from an ex-boyfriend. How was Lovina supposed to know at the time that she would end up falling for an obnoxious Spaniard? And when her ex starts stalking, it's up to Antonio to protect his fake girlfriend.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 83,741 - Reviews: 96 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 11/4/2013 - Published: 6/28/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Stray Italian Greyhound by yaoilover226 reviews
When Ludwig finds a beaten stray he decides to take care of it, but what he gets is a little more than what he bargained for. Horrible summary I know, but I don't want to spoil anything. This is my first fanfic so I hope you like it. Obviously human names used. Gerita, Spamano and maybe other couples later on. Rated M for Lovino's potty mouth and future chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 28 - Words: 191,873 - Reviews: 117 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 96 - Updated: 7/10/2013 - Published: 12/31/2012 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
My Prince by Awesome Empress reviews
2Ptalia! "Sometimes, I like to pretend that I'm a princess locked away in a castle. I'm really sad and lonely because I can't escape, but then! My prince comes and rescues me." Ten year old Arthur is the Cursed One. With his bad eyes, everyone hates him. But when he finds someone who doesn't care about his appearance, lets just say he won't let anyone hurt his prince.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,791 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 28 - Published: 6/28/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Something More by Kuro The Dark Ringmaster reviews
Arthur finds himself sitting at the UN listening to North Korea threaten to bomb the South. The entire room is swept into panic after the nuclear weapon display. He feels as though he's been forgotten as he watches the nations' panic, only for one voice to ring out. Modern US/UK AU Romance BL Rated M for future Chapters.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,460 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/23/2013 - Published: 4/3/2013 - England/Britain, America
Just a Story by donttalktomeimfangirling reviews
USUK America and England are having a rainy day inside and America asks England to tell him a story. As he begins, America drifts off to sleep and when he wakes up... He's on a pirate ship in the middle of the sea with a captain that is in many ways like a dear friend, but in many ways very different. Disclaimer: I don't own Hetalia or the cover image to this story
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 13 - Words: 32,899 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 6/14/2013 - Published: 5/23/2013 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Eleven Doctors by NancyBG-OldMaidWhovian reviews
Amy finds herself traveling with the Doctor...but not HER Doctor. In celebration for the programme's upcoming 50th anniversary, and, this year being MY 30th anniversary as a Doctor Who fanatic.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Sci-Fi - Chapters: 33 - Words: 42,664 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 3/25/2013 - Published: 10/17/2012 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Welcome to High School by Euphoria Writer reviews
Matthew was always picked on throughout the history of his life until he meets his hero Alfred whom Matthew falls in love with, but will his mind change when he meets his room mate? Well, Welcome to High School Matthew. Multi Pairings, main PruCan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 20 - Words: 61,348 - Reviews: 216 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 119 - Updated: 2/14/2013 - Published: 1/16/2012 - Canada, Prussia
To Be Or Not To Be by Sunflower96 reviews
When a simple diet turns to a deadly illness Russia begins to notice how differently America is acting. Will he be able to save the nation he despised or leave him in the hands of starvation? Eventual RusAme. Other pairings included. TRIGGER WARNING.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,293 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 2/2/2013 - Published: 6/12/2012 - America, Russia
Close Encounters (of the Personification of Nations Kind) by donutsandcoffee reviews
Ten times the Avengers encountered Alfred F. Jones and his friends. /Brovengers, very slight hints of RussAme and USUK/
Crossover - Hetalia - Axis Powers & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,799 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 339 - Follows: 43 - Published: 9/30/2012 - America, Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Dino Thunder: Lost in a Strange World by Data Sqad Red reviews
Bobby was once an ordinary kid, until he somehow got sucked into the world of the Power Rangers. Now he must join the Dino Thunder team to help save Reefside and find a way home. But what if he finds a reason to stay? Kira/OC
Power Rangers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Mystery - Chapters: 10 - Words: 63,766 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 44 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 8/22/2012 - Published: 1/18/2010 - Kira F.
A Gloomy December Eve by Urchin of the Riding Stars reviews
19th century England. Arthur Kirkland is a struggling writer without two coppers to rub together. Why then, should he care if a little urchin in rags should appear at his doorstop in the dead of night?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,228 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 122 - Follows: 12 - Published: 6/18/2012 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Cafe Of Double Lives by kuroNshiro reviews
Lovino takes on a dare to dress up as a waitress for a month. While working, he meets Antonio who becomes his regular customer and soon starts fancying Lovino. SpaMano, FrUk, PruCan, RoChu, GiriKey and NethPol. AU Hetalia written by Kokoxchan & me
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 107,607 - Reviews: 501 - Favs: 369 - Follows: 449 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 12/16/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Let that be enough by wolf of infinity reviews
Lovino had given up hoping for someone who'd care about him. Antonio never expected to fall for the most tormented guy in town. But dark secrets and hidden dangers threatens their blooming relationship. Is it over before it even begun..? Spamano AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 74,662 - Reviews: 150 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 2/25/2012 - Published: 11/6/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Monster In The Closet by Roselie Parry reviews
When Spencer Reid was 8 he had an imaginary friend named The Doctor who saved him from the thing in his closet. Years later, kids have started to go missing again & Reid knows there's only 1 thing that could be behind it. & only 1 person who can stop it.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Criminal Minds - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Mystery - Chapters: 9 - Words: 14,584 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 175 - Follows: 267 - Updated: 12/17/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - 10th Doctor, S. Reid
Beware the Weeping Angels by Metropolis Kid reviews
Just a short Doctor Who/Hellsing Crossover. A kind vampire has an encounter with some rather nasty angels and a doctor who is even more mysterious. Rated T just to be safe. Two-shot.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Sci-Fi/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 4,207 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 12/12/2011 - 11th Doctor, Seras - Complete
Moment of Kindness by Monkey and Cookee reviews
Canon-ish. Set in The Grudge 3. To Rose, Toshio is just a chance at a new friend. And what better way to get on someone's good side than to give them some cookies? -M.
Grudge - Rated: K+ - English - Horror/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 399 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/4/2010 - Complete
In sickness and in health by wolf of infinity reviews
"A-am I going t-to die?" the boy suddenly cried, his hands clutching at Arthur's shirt as though he was a drowning person clinging to a life boat - Arthur is concerned when little Alfred grows very sick. England and America father-son story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,181 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 7/15/2010 - Published: 7/11/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Integra's School Daze by Metropolis Kid reviews
A young Integra is forced to go to school. Things go from bad to worse when someone else decides to tag along. Poor Integra. Please let me know what you think. Thanks. AU- combines elements from the Anime and Manga. Second half co-written with Ladykirie.
Hellsing - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 73,288 - Reviews: 525 - Favs: 163 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 8/2/2009 - Published: 10/10/2008 - Integra, Alucard - Complete
Harry Potter and the Orange Alien by Elaienar reviews
There are plenty of things Harry Potter has experience in dealing with. Dark Lords are one, and so are Death Eaters, Dementors, and homicidal tea-sets. Hyper inter-dimensional travellers in orange jackets, however, are NOT. Pre-epilogue.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 15,928 - Reviews: 119 - Favs: 554 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 1/20/2009 - Harry P., Naruto U. - Complete
Time and Again by KyLewin reviews
Time Travel fic. In a war torn future, in the burning ruins of Konohagakure, Naruto fights Orochimaru and loses as the world collapses around him. From that ending comes a new beginning and a new chance to set things right, if only he can figure out how..
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure - Chapters: 44 - Words: 456,787 - Reviews: 4945 - Favs: 4,465 - Follows: 2,457 - Updated: 2/7/2009 - Published: 1/29/2008 - Naruto U. - Complete
The Lost Boy by LadyMoriel reviews
Crossover with Doctor Who; DH spoilers. Out Christmas shopping with Harry, five-year-old Teddy gets lost in Knockturn Alley, and an unexpected rescuer turns up to help him out.
Crossover - Doctor Who & Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,456 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 187 - Follows: 29 - Published: 7/7/2008 - 10th Doctor, Teddy L., Harry P. - Complete
Abyssus by NorthernHarrier reviews
After Harry's second year in Hogwarts, Dumbledore had to make a choice. After word got out that Sirius Black was on the loose, Dumbledore was forced to make that choice. Enter Hatake Kakashi. NarutoHP crossover.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 35 - Words: 58,505 - Reviews: 1174 - Favs: 1,136 - Follows: 332 - Updated: 2/27/2006 - Published: 12/16/2005 - Harry P., Ron W., Hermione G., Kakashi H. - Complete
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Determination reviews
A young psychologist, Dr. John Smith, asks his new patient, the egotistical Master, a fateful question that seals their fates. From there, they work together to make the Master better again.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,589 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 21 - Updated: 2/20/2013 - Published: 2/11/2012 - 11th Doctor, The Master
Nightmares reviews
Jack Harkness and partner Ianto Jones are valued homicide detectives of the Cardiff Police Force. Through their hard work they brought in a time of peace, but that peace is shattered when a serial killer emerges from the darkness. As they race to catch the killer, more people die and they realize you don't truly know someone till you walk in their shoes and live their nightmares.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Horror/Mystery - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 6/24/2012 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Six Years Later reviews
While waiting for Jack on their six year anniversary, Ianto reflects on how they met and how they fell in love. A Janto one-shot gift for Xx-silent-assassin-xX
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/7/2012 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Saving Sanity reviews
Arriving from the end of the universe, the Master begins his plans of his total domination. It was going smoothly until a little boy began pleading for his help. Now, the Master must return the boy home if he hopes to save his plans; and his sanity!
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,497 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 3/29/2012 - The Master, Harold Saxon
The Unexpected Gift reviews
After having a glorious birthday party, George goes to the shop to make sure it is properly closed before discoving a gift from his peculiar friend that he met at a dark time in his life...
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,974 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/1/2011 - George W., OC - Complete