I love everything to do with Harry Potter
I love pottermore and I am a complete POTTERHEAD!!
I am a HUFFLEPUFF and proud
My favorite band is Wellington, which is my profile picture :D
Boys are like slinkies. Pretty useless but fun to watch fall down stairs.
Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.
It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.
Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does make a more pleasant form of misery.
"Good morning" is a contradiction of terms.
Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.
The real trouble with life is that there's no background music.
Anyone who says something is "as easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.
If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you really done?
Never explain. Your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway.
You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream, which is kind of the same thing.
I do not obsess, I think intently.
It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn.
"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much."
Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.
Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.
Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.
Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.
Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.
Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.
Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.
Draco Malfoy … disagrees.
Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.
Ron Weasley … is very afraid.
Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.
Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.
Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.
George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.
Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.
James Potter … doesn’t believe her.
Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.
Sirius Black … killed by drapery.
Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.
Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.
Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.
Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.
Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.
Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.
Slytherins … will push someone else off.
Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.
Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.
A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
You know you live in 2010 when...
1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.
2. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Skype/Facebook.
3. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.
4. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.
6. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.
7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.
8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.
9. You were too busy to notice number five was missing.
10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.
11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.
12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. (i did)
If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:
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was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool!
If you could read that put it in your profile!
Yes, I am a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.
Sometimes I'm off in my own little world. But it's OK. I like it there.
I feel like an idiot...but I am, so it kinda works out.
Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.
If you wait around for a guy to save you, prepare to wait a while. Look at Sleeping Beauty.
Best friends - the people who know the real you and love you anyway.
Reality continues to ruin my life.
If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.
My mates are better than yours. Yeah. Be jealous.
I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.
The only way to live without regrets is to never do anything you don't want to. Unfortunatly, life doesn't work that way.
Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.
this is this cat
this is is cat
this is how cat
this is to cat
this is keep cat
this is a cat
this is loser cat
this is busy cat
this is for cat
this is forty cat
this is seconds cat
Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.
QUOTES: I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THESE QUOTES UP : this is from TeNnIs PlAyEr's profile
-The ones that love you will never really leave you
-He who laughs last thinks slowest
-Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.
-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three
-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.
-My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.
-A day without light is, well, night
-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls
-Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars
-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't
-I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.
- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.
-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. :D
-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?
-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.
-When an announcement comes over the loud speaker at a store, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"
Damon: I like being a living dead person.
Damon: I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.
Damon: You brood too much... My actions, they belong to me. I own them.
Damon: How'd you get this number?
Damon: I couldn't have him running around chewing on people with the town running around looking for vampires, could I?
Damon: Nostalgia is a bitch.
Damon: We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.
Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?
Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Stefan: Anna took Elena.
Damon: The only one I can count on is... me.
Damon: I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.
Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You're not the worst company in the world, Elena.
Damon: Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.
Damon: It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.
Damon: Elena's phone?
Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.
Damon: I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.
Damon: You have to be invited in.
Damon: We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!
Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Damon: I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers
Damon: Stefan smiles. Alert the media!
Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Caroline: Are you having a good time?
Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?
Damon: I think I know what can help you.
Damon: I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.
Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.
Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: You're dead, dude. Get over it.
Damon: I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.
Damon [on Stefan's journal: Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many... adjectives.
Damon: We both know the closest you'll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.
Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Stefan: Wherever you go, people die.
Stefan:What are you up to Damon?
Damon:Oh, that reminds me i have a date. Sweaty Palms (blows in palms). Wish me luck.
Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
-The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...-
"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
A Real Boyfriend - everything would be amazing if guys were like this!
When she stares at your mouth
When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you
Grab her and dont let go
When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff
Kiss her and tell her you love her
When she's quiet
Ask her whats wrong
When she ignores you
Give her your attention
When she pulls away
Pull her back
When you see her at her worst
Tell her she's beautiful
When you see her start crying
Just hold her and dont say a word
When you see her walking
Sneak up and hug her waist from behind
When she's scared
When she steals your favorite hat
Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night
When she teases you
Tease her back and make her laugh
When she doesn't answer for a long time
reassure her that everything is okay
When she looks at you with doubt
Back yourself up
When she says that she likes you
SHE REALLY DOES MORE THAN YOU COULD UNDERSTAND!
When she grabs at your hands
Hold her's and play with her fingers
When she bumps into you;
bump into her back and make her laugh
When she tells you a secret
keep it safe and untold
When she looks at you in your eyes
dont look away until she does
When she says it's over
she still wants you to be hers
When she reposts this bulletin
she wants you to read it
- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.
- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go
- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her
- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you
- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her
- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.
- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.
- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.
- Give her the world.
- Let her wear your clothes.
- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.
- Let her know she's important.
- Kiss her in the pouring rain.
-When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :
Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."
Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."
6 Truths in your life:
1. You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue
2. Now you're trying this because you're an idiot
3. The first truth is a lie
4. Now you're smiling because you're an idiot
5. You wanna send it to other idiots
6. Then you're thinking: 'No, I'll put it on my profile'