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I love everything to do with Harry Potter

I love pottermore and I am a complete POTTERHEAD!!

I am a HUFFLEPUFF and proud

My favorite band is Wellington, which is my profile picture :D

Boys are like slinkies. Pretty useless but fun to watch fall down stairs.

Curiosity was framed. Stupidity killed the cat.

It takes skill to trip over flat surfaces.

Money doesn't buy happiness, but it does make a more pleasant form of misery.

"Good morning" is a contradiction of terms.

Tell a man there are 300 billion stars in the Universe and he'll believe you. Tell him a chair has wet paint on it, and he'll have to touch it to be sure.

The real trouble with life is that there's no background music.

Anyone who says something is "as easy as taking candy from a baby" has never tried taking candy from a baby.

If you try to fail, but succeed, which have you really done?

Never explain. Your friends don't need it, and your enemies won't believe you anyway.

You can't buy happiness, but you can buy ice-cream, which is kind of the same thing.

I do not obsess, I think intently.

It's you and me against the world - we attack at dawn.

"Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them nearly as much."

Professor Flitwick … does not know where Snow White is.

Professor Snape … has no wish to get in touch with his ‘feminine side’.

Professor Lupin … has no need for a flea collar. Ever.

Professor Moody … the best ‘teaching’ Hoqwarts has seen in a while.

Professor McGonagall … does not take herself too seriously. It is a bad idea to tell her.

Professor Dumbledore … should be referred to as ‘Professor’, ‘Headmaster’ or ‘Sir’, not ‘Dude’, ‘My Leige’ or ‘Tim the Enchanter’.

Harry Potter … is more Emo than Draco Malfoy.

Draco Malfoy … disagrees.

Hermione Granger … has PMS and a wand.

Ron Weasley … is very afraid.

Luna Lovegood … is perfectly sane, thanks very much.

Ginny Weasley … wants her Hogwarts toilet seat.

Fred Weasley … knows if he and his twin giggle at an idea for more than fifteen seconds, they may assume that it’s against the rules and therefore should not carry it out.

George Weasley … knows he and his twin will carry it out and are not remotely sorry.

Lily Evans … swears she is not in love with James Potter.

James Potter … doesn’t believe her.

Remus Lupin … would prefer less jokes about ‘his time of the month’.

Sirius Black … killed by drapery.

Andromeda Black … is going to marry a muggle – screw the consequences.

Bellatrix Black … is quietly going insane.

Narcissa Black … would like a new hairbrush.

Lucius Malfoy … does not like to be referred to as ‘Luscious Mouthful’.

Voldemort … does not think it would be funny if HP were to put on earmuffs and pulled out a mandrake in his presence.

Gryffindors … will jump off a cliff.

Slytherins … will push someone else off.

Hufflepuffs… will call five hundred others and build a staircase.

Ravenclaws … will get hold of a flying carpet.

A white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here."
The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:
"Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK "
"When I grew up I was BLACK, "
"When I'm sick I'm BLACK, "
"When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, "
"When I'm cold I'm BLACK, "
"When I die I'll be BLACK."
"But you sir."
"When you are born you're PINK".
"When you grow up you're WHITE, "
"When you're sick, you're GREEN, "
"When you go in the sun you turn RED, "
"When you're cold you turn BLUE, "
"And when you die you turn PURPLE.
"And you have the nerve to call me colored?"
The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away..
Put this on your page if you HATE racism...

You know you live in 2010 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2. The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don't have AIM/Skype/Facebook.

3. You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the button on the TV.

4. Your evening activity is sitting at the computer.

6. As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

7. You read this list, and keep nodding and smiling.

8. You think about how stupid you are for reading this.

9. You were too busy to notice number five was missing.

10. You actually scrolled back up to check if there was a number five.

11. And now you're laughing at your stupidity.

12. Put this in your profile if you fell for it. You know you did. (i did)

If you can read this message, you are blessed beacause over two million people in the world cannot read at all:

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uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanig. The phaonmneal

pweor of the hmuan mnid. Aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't

mttaer in wht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the

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be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a tatol

mses and you can sitll raed it wouthit a porbelm.

Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed

ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wohle.

Amzanig huh? Yaeh and I awlyas toghuht slpeling

was ipomorantt! Tahts so cool!

If you could read that put it in your profile!

Yes, I am a loser, but I'm the coolest loser you'll ever meet.

Sometimes I'm off in my own little world. But it's OK. I like it there.

I feel like an idiot...but I am, so it kinda works out.

Don't play stupid with me. I'm better at it.

If you wait around for a guy to save you, prepare to wait a while. Look at Sleeping Beauty.

Best friends - the people who know the real you and love you anyway.

Reality continues to ruin my life.

If everything seems to be going well, you've obviously overlooked something.

My mates are better than yours. Yeah. Be jealous.

I run with scissors. It makes me feel dangerous.

The only way to live without regrets is to never do anything you don't want to. Unfortunatly, life doesn't work that way.

Take your time and see if you can read each line aloud without a mistake. The average person can't.

this is this cat

this is is cat

this is how cat

this is to cat

this is keep cat

this is a cat

this is loser cat

this is busy cat

this is for cat

this is forty cat

this is seconds cat

Now go back and read the THIRD word in each line from the top down and I bet you can't resist passing it on.

QUOTES: I DID NOT MAKE ANY OF THESE QUOTES UP : this is from TeNnIs PlAyEr's profile

-The ones that love you will never really leave you

-He who laughs last thinks slowest

-Who ever said that nothing was impossible clearly never tried to slam a revolving door.

-If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

-1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

-My imaginary friend thinks that you have serious problems.

-A day without light is, well, night

-Don't follow in my footsteps, I tend to walk into walls

-Those who cannot remember the past are going to spend a lot of time in mall parking lots looking for their cars

-Evening News is where they begin with "Good Evening" then proceed to tell you why it isn't

-I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

- I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.

-A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

-There are no stupid questions, just stupid people. :D

-You laugh now because you're older than me by mere months, but when you're 30 and I'm still 29, who will be laughing then?

-They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

-When an announcement comes over the loud speaker at a store, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"


Damon: I like being a living dead person.

Damon: I do believe in killing the messenger. Know why? It sends a message.

Damon: You brood too much... My actions, they belong to me. I own them.

Damon: How'd you get this number?
Alaric: It's on the street.

Damon: I couldn't have him running around chewing on people with the town running around looking for vampires, could I?

Damon: Nostalgia is a bitch.

Damon: We have a problem, Stefan. And when I say problem, I mean global crisis.

Damon: You probably ingest vervain, right
John: Why don't you take a bite? Find out.

Damon: Have I entered an alternate universe where Stefan is fun?

Elena: How long until he's back to normal.
Damon: A few days, give or take.
Elena: It's been a few days.
Damon: Give then? I don't know.

Stefan: Anna took Elena.
Damon: Yeah, I got that from your 600 voicemails.

Damon: The only one I can count on is... me.

Damon: I really like this whole menage a team thing. It has a bit of a kink to it.

Stefan: I could help you.
Damon: You? Help me? Seems a little unnatural.

Damon: You're not the worst company in the world, Elena.

Damon: Vampires can't procreate... though we love to try.

Damon: It's not like we all hang out together at the vamp bar and grill.

Damon: Elena's phone?
Stefan: Where is she?!?

Elena: This is kidnapping.
Damon: That's a little mellodramatic, don't you think?

Damon: I don't side with anyone. You piss me off. I want you dead.

Damon: I was ambushed. I was shot. Now, I'm vengeful.

Damon: You have to be invited in.
Logan: I live alone.
Damon: That sucks.

Damon: We're a team. We could travel the world together. We could try out for The Amazing Race!

Damon: I could rip your heart out and not think twice about it.
Stefan: I've heard that before.

Damon: I'll adopt the Stefan diet, only nothing with feathers

Damon: Stefan smiles. Alert the media!

Caroline: It's just some stupid necklace.
Damon: You are the only stupid thing here.

Caroline: Are you having a good time?
Damon: Do you have my crystal?
Caroline: No.
Damon: Then I'm not having a good time.

Elena: If you wanted me dead, I'd be dead.
Damon: Yes.
Elena: But I'm not.
Damon: Yet.

Tyler: Screw you, dude.
Damon: Dude? Really? Dude?!?

Damon: Is it skunk? Saint Bernard? Bambi?

Damon: I think I know what can help you.
Vicki: What's that?
Damon: Death.

Damon: I'm getting really bored and impatient; and I don't do bored and impatient.

Zach: You don't visit, Damon... You appear. Periodically. Reminding me that this isn't my house, that you're only allowing me to live here ... allowing me to live.
Damon: Someone had to mow the lawn.

Caroline: They look so cute together.
Damon: Don't talk. Please.

Damon: You're dead, dude. Get over it.

Damon: I'm not some drunk sorority chick. You can't Roofy me.

Damon [on Stefan's journal: Very Emerson, the way you reveal your soul. So many... adjectives.

Damon: We both know the closest you'll ever get to humanity is when you rip it open and feed on it.

Damon: I'm Damon, Stefan's brother.
Elena: He didn' tell me he had a brother.
Damon: Well, Stefan isn't one to brag.

Stefan: Wherever you go, people die.
Damon: That's a given.

Stefan:What are you up to Damon?
Damon:That's for me to know, and for you to ... dot,dot,dot.

Damon:Oh, that reminds me i have a date. Sweaty Palms (blows in palms). Wish me luck.

Girl: Do I ever cross your mind?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you like me?
Boy: No
Girl: Do you want me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you cry if I left?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you live for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Would you do anything for me?
Boy: No
Girl: Choose--me or your life.
Boy: My life

-The girl runs away in shock and pain and the boy runs after her and says...-

"The reason you never cross my mind is because you're always on my mind.
The reason why I don't like you is because I love you.
The reason I don't want you is because I need you.
The reason I wouldn't cry if you left is because I would die if you left.
The reason I wouldn't live for you is because I would die for you.
The reason why I'm not willing to do you anything for you is because I would do everything for you.
The reason I chose my life is because you ARE my life."

A Real Boyfriend - everything would be amazing if guys were like this!

When she stares at your mouth

Kiss her

When she pushes you or hits you like a dumb ass cuz she thinks shes stronger than you

Grab her and dont let go

When she starts cursing at you tryin to act all tuff

Kiss her and tell her you love her

When she's quiet

Ask her whats wrong

When she ignores you

Give her your attention

When she pulls away

Pull her back

When you see her at her worst

Tell her she's beautiful

When you see her start crying

Just hold her and dont say a word

When you see her walking

Sneak up and hug her waist from behind

When she's scared

Protect her

When she steals your favorite hat

Let her keep it and sleep with it for a night

When she teases you

Tease her back and make her laugh

When she doesn't answer for a long time

reassure her that everything is okay

When she looks at you with doubt

Back yourself up

When she says that she likes you


When she grabs at your hands

Hold her's and play with her fingers

When she bumps into you;

bump into her back and make her laugh

When she tells you a secret

keep it safe and untold

When she looks at you in your eyes

dont look away until she does

When she says it's over

she still wants you to be hers

When she reposts this bulletin

she wants you to read it

- Stay on the phone with her even if she's not saying anything.

- When she's mad hug her tight and don't let go

- When she says she's ok dont believe it, talk with her

- because 10 yrs later she'll remember you

- Call her at 12:00am on her birthday to tell her you love her

- Treat her like she's all that matters to you.

- Stay up all night with her when she's sick.

- Watch her favorite movie with her or her favorite show even if you think it's stupid.

- Give her the world.

- Let her wear your clothes.

- When she's bored and sad, hang out with her.

- Let her know she's important.

- Kiss her in the pouring rain.

-When she runs up at you crying, the first thing you say is;
"Who's ass am I kicking babe?"

If you do post this in the next four minutes the one you love will :

Call you.

Kiss you.

Love you.

Text you.

Guys post as: "I'd be this Boyfriend."

Girls post as: "A real Boyfriend."

6 Truths in your life:

1. You can't touch all your teeth with your tongue

2. Now you're trying this because you're an idiot

3. The first truth is a lie

4. Now you're smiling because you're an idiot

5. You wanna send it to other idiots

6. Then you're thinking: 'No, I'll put it on my profile'

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The Hard Way To Learn A Lesson by Stephaniiie reviews
AU/AH Bad boy Edward needs to be taught a lesson. So his teachers come up with a plan- ‘marry’ him to the best behaved girl in school! How will his ego survive spending ‘eternity’ with Bella Swan! Little OOC. NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 71 - Words: 279,757 - Reviews: 16067 - Favs: 7,381 - Follows: 3,384 - Updated: 1/15 - Published: 6/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
James Potter Chronicles: Year Five by Mean St reviews
Things are finally going James' way as he has become friends with Lily Evans. But staying in Lily's good graces proves harder than James foresees, especially when he and the Marauders finally unlock the secret of becoming Animagi. Tensions will boil over, lives will be endangered, and friendships will end. And all the while, Voldemort continues to grow stronger...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 46 - Words: 110,457 - Reviews: 893 - Favs: 283 - Follows: 358 - Updated: 8/5/2016 - Published: 6/19/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P.
Summer Magic by movinggirl reviews
You mean to say that Potter's family is coincidentally staying across the street from our beach house for the summer, Mum and Mrs. Potter are now randomly best friends, and they expect me to hang out with that git for two months? You've got to be joking. (Even worse? There's a sequel.)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 123,057 - Reviews: 1676 - Favs: 1,401 - Follows: 604 - Updated: 6/23/2015 - Published: 8/14/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
I'm Not Falling For You by ronOReds reviews
Bella get's picked to be on a dating reality show! How will the guys show their love and who will be the last one standing!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,235 - Reviews: 3323 - Favs: 2,661 - Follows: 773 - Updated: 11/12/2014 - Published: 12/17/2007 - Complete
Maraudermania by greysky3 reviews
It's 1965, and England is gripped with Maraudermania. Everyone is talking about the wildly popular band and the Fab Four: James, Sirius, Remus, and Peter. But behind the fame and music, tensions brew within the group, especially when James meets waitress Lily Evans. Will the group survive to release another record? AU/AH.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 22,358 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 22 - Updated: 1/3/2014 - Published: 11/2/2013 - Marauders, Lily Evans P. - Complete
I Should Be Sleeping by lleighhh reviews
Three girls, three guys, one big city, and a whole lot of late nights. Several different encounters with this group of six leave them exhausted and frustrated. "It's way too soon to be obsessing like this." AH. OOC. Rated T, may change later.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 11 - Words: 41,863 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 5/19/2013 - Published: 8/20/2010 - Bella, Edward
James Potter Chronicles: Year Four by Mean St reviews
After narrowly escaping death once again, James Potter now finds himself facing a hearing with the Wizengamot to determine whether he will be allowed to return to Hogwarts, or face a life-time sentence in Azkaban Prison.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 137,927 - Reviews: 540 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 101 - Updated: 6/18/2012 - Published: 2/9/2012 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James Potter Chronicles: Year Three by Mean St reviews
The Marauders are back for their third year and the stakes are ever increasing. James tries to juggle his rivalry with Snape and his feelings for Lily, while the world outside is growing ever more dangerous. R/R and enjoy!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 37 - Words: 108,902 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 157 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/8/2012 - Published: 11/7/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James Potter Chronicles: Year Two by Mean St reviews
After narrowly surviving his first year at Hogwarts, James Potter is back for his second year. Secrets will come to the surface, rivalries will boil over, and the adventure will continue. R/R, and enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 24 - Words: 73,136 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/20/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Lily's The Man by x Shut Up And S m i l e reviews
AU. Lily Evans is posing as her next door neighbor, who's on tour with his band, in order to play Quidditch at Hogwarts. How far will she go to prove that you don't have to be a boy in order to succeed? Based off of She's The Man.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 60,902 - Reviews: 186 - Favs: 120 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 10/16/2011 - Published: 6/1/2011 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
James Potter Chronicles: Year One by Mean St reviews
Years before Harry Potter attended Hogwarts as one of its most famous pupils, James Potter brought notoriety to the Potter name. His first year at Hogwarts saw lasting friendships forged, and the beginnings of love.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 18 - Words: 44,559 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 227 - Follows: 82 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 8/2/2011 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
James and the Baby Sitter by LilyHeartsJames reviews
When Lily has to baby-sit for the Potters she never expects to fall for their eldest son. But for just how long can she resist the charming James Potter?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 21 - Words: 114,730 - Reviews: 335 - Favs: 371 - Follows: 202 - Updated: 9/14/2011 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Lost Souls by IsabellClair reviews
Alternate ending to Breaking Dawn, and continues on. What if Jacob had to run with Renesmee? Follow in Renesmee's POV as she is raised by Jacob. Will she ever find out the fate of her family the day the volturi came for her? Find out!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 55 - Words: 104,859 - Reviews: 2236 - Favs: 510 - Follows: 446 - Updated: 8/21/2011 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Renesmee C./Nessie, Jacob
Young Hearts by IsabellClair reviews
Continuation of Restless Heart. Follow Renesmee and Jacob as they deal with married life and all the unexpected obsticals they will overcome together. Renesmee's POV.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 20 - Words: 35,068 - Reviews: 901 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 211 - Updated: 6/30/2011 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie
Four Boys, Seven Years by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
"Who has time for girls, when we could be marauding?" Sirius said. As it turned out there was plenty of time for girls, fun, fights and magic. But more importantly there were four boys and a friendship which they thought could last through thick and thin.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 48,123 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 5/6/2011 - Published: 4/7/2011 - Sirius B., OC
Fighting Temptation by Dobber17 reviews
Classmates Bella, Edward, Mike, and Tyler are invited to a basketball clinic in Seattle for 2 weeks. Bella is sharing a hotel room with the guys. What happens? Truth or dare, streaking, injuries, jealousy, and a growing attraction between Edward and Bella. AH.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 26 - Words: 73,441 - Reviews: 3263 - Favs: 2,084 - Follows: 1,252 - Updated: 4/29/2011 - Published: 3/14/2008 - Complete
A Different View On Love by merlinhelz reviews
After a potions accident, James and Lily switch bodies. However, they need to keep it a secret:- Brewing the potion wasn't exactly in the school rules. Watch how they cope living inside each others skin.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 53,488 - Reviews: 407 - Favs: 711 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 4/3/2011 - Published: 7/29/2009 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Hold Me While I'm Here by Nitte iz reviews
Dumbledore gives Harry an offer he can't refuse. A year at Hogwarts without constant whispering, life-threatening situations, or Voldemort. How? By taking a trip to when Marauders were still faithful and 16. !Um, make that one out of three!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Humor - Chapters: 40 - Words: 139,503 - Reviews: 4246 - Favs: 4,366 - Follows: 4,519 - Updated: 10/11/2010 - Published: 9/8/2003 - Harry P., James P.
Protectress by HalfwayInsanity reviews
Greek Mythology meets Twilight. Edward meets a mysterious girl. Who is she? What is she? And what is this battle that she keeps talking about. Better than it sounds. ExB! R&R. Please.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 13 - Words: 11,573 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 9/30/2010 - Published: 7/28/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Friend Boy by Teeny Tiny Twilight reviews
As if starting a new school away from her friends and family isn't enough, she has nuisance/captain of the football team Edward interested in her. “Hello, I’m Edward Cullen.” She took my hand, shaking it, “I’m not interested.”AH/AU Bella has better balanc
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 27 - Words: 167,260 - Reviews: 2920 - Favs: 4,249 - Follows: 1,519 - Updated: 9/21/2010 - Published: 9/16/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Different by Siriusly in Lurve reviews
A relationship that started with a note. "Maybe, maybe they're not coming," she muttered aloud. "Or maybe, maybe they sneaked up behind you," said a deep, male voice by her ear. She turned her head sharply, looking up. "Potter."
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,598 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Restless Heart by IsabellClair reviews
Sequal to Forever Young. Renesmee's POV! Our little Renesmee is growing up, but it's not going to be a smooth road to adulthood.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 92 - Words: 200,008 - Reviews: 2741 - Favs: 559 - Follows: 296 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 8/17/2009 - Complete
The Tales of a Charming TruckNapper by Mk Marie reviews
Edward makes one memorable first impression! "Stop listening to my music, get off my cell phone, and bring back my truck!" I seethed. "Now!" Are first impressions really the most important? Let's hope not. AU-HUMAN. OOC. All canon couples.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 34 - Words: 114,368 - Reviews: 5753 - Favs: 3,187 - Follows: 1,477 - Updated: 8/16/2010 - Published: 12/24/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Really, Really by lleighhh reviews
All-human. Slightly OOC. Sequel to "555-1073". We skip an entire year. Everyone is in college. But the thing is, they're all split up. Can they survive?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 93,480 - Reviews: 1165 - Favs: 327 - Follows: 160 - Updated: 7/13/2010 - Published: 12/28/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Unimaginable by J.slytheringirl reviews
Lily and James in their sixth year at hogwarts. James is in love with Lily but Lily hates his guts. Can he get it together for Lily?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 15 - Words: 24,932 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 6/16/2010 - Published: 9/21/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Changes by Nessie Carlie Salvatore reviews
Edward Mason is abused by his father until one night. He thinks he's hated by everyone until he meets Bella Swan.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 28 - Words: 11,876 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 5/25/2010 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Different by PlainJane2311 reviews
Bella's parents divorce. Bella moves to Phoenix away from her best friends, Alice and Edward. Now it's 4 years later. What will happen when Bella moves back to Forks and things get strange? Please R&R! NOT All Human!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 34 - Words: 86,767 - Reviews: 363 - Favs: 205 - Follows: 116 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 3/22/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Do I Love You, or Do I Hate You Baby! by twihardward reviews
Edward and Bella have a love/hate thing going on, and high school is no help. Edward and Bella love to hate each other, but a pushed together due to the fact that Bella is Edward's sister's bff. And Edward is Bella's brother bff "oh my Drama/love/hate/c
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,542 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 37 - Updated: 4/22/2010 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Edward, Bella - Complete
5551073 by lleighhh reviews
All-Human. Slightly OOC. A kissing booth, Bella Swan, and Edward Cullen. Need I say more?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 87,643 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 610 - Follows: 242 - Updated: 3/1/2010 - Published: 8/20/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Marriage to the Rescue by Happy Bells reviews
All Human. Gets very sweet. Bella falls pregnant and Edward, her best friend of 16 years offers to marry her. But Bella never factored love into the equation...
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 60,152 - Reviews: 2728 - Favs: 1,989 - Follows: 1,078 - Updated: 1/21/2010 - Published: 3/2/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
The Pond by ShinySewage reviews
Bella Swan is an 18 year old indentured servant in the 16th century. She is sold to the mysterious and wealthy Cullen family. What does she find out about them? and how will she and her new master Edward Cullen get along? OOC.*
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 24 - Words: 42,666 - Reviews: 753 - Favs: 706 - Follows: 485 - Updated: 1/5/2010 - Published: 11/19/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Reassigned Identity by Mk Marie reviews
Bella Swan:Anti-marriage, bad dating record. Edward Cullen:CIA Agent with a dark past. After witnessing something traumatic Bella is put under witness protection where she must pose as "Agent Cullen's" wife. What could go wrong? Now that you've asked..
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 33 - Words: 117,548 - Reviews: 4849 - Favs: 4,421 - Follows: 1,576 - Updated: 1/4/2010 - Published: 9/26/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Annoyingly Persistent by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
“What do you say…you and me at Hogsmeade next weekend?” The nerve. Why couldn’t he just ask me politely? “I suppose we’ll both be there,” I said, playing dumb. He looked surprised again and said embarrasedly, “Well no, I mean together”. L/J new summary
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 28,557 - Reviews: 247 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 98 - Updated: 11/18/2009 - Published: 7/1/2008 - James P., Lily Evans P.
A Sincere Deception by xMainstreamEmoBrdlineHardcorex reviews
A/H A/U. Badboy Edward and Hardcore Bella have a love/hate relationship. He loves her she 'hates' him. what happens when cupid wont give them a break? E/B Em/R J/A rated T for language. truth or dare, band gigs, and bad pick up lines! NOW COMPLETE!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 55 - Words: 110,653 - Reviews: 2112 - Favs: 726 - Follows: 412 - Updated: 10/7/2009 - Published: 11/26/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Torn Apart by PrettyFace27 reviews
Edward & Bella were sweethearts back in 1910's. Both went missing, kidnapped by the Volturi, They became vampires & worked as guard members. Both believe the other to be dead & were kept apart. 90 years later they meet again. Beta - Calikisses
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 14 - Words: 85,783 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 158 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 9/22/2009 - Published: 5/4/2009 - Bella, Edward
The Secret Keeper by A. E. Giggle reviews
When Bella is alerted to dangerous events unfolding at her old school, Hogwarts, she has no choice but to inform the Cullens of her true, magical identity. To put it simply ... she's a Witch. AU, OOC.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Adventure - Chapters: 12 - Words: 51,058 - Reviews: 428 - Favs: 1,148 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 9/1/2009 - Published: 7/24/2009 - Complete
Forever Young by IsabellClair reviews
This takes place right after Breaking Dawn. I'm trying to stay as close to the books as I can, but throwing in some of my own twists. Please read and review! I will keep writing as long as you keep reading!
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 57 - Words: 106,603 - Reviews: 913 - Favs: 714 - Follows: 248 - Updated: 8/17/2009 - Published: 6/5/2009 - Complete
Unread Messages by xxsparklesnick reviews
Sequel to You Got Love! If Isabella Swan thought last year was crazy, she's about to be surprised. With Alice's baby on the way, a wayward best friend, visiting cousins and a boyfriend who seems determined to get a ring on her finger, what's a girl to do?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,095 - Reviews: 1803 - Favs: 893 - Follows: 1,275 - Updated: 8/10/2009 - Published: 8/28/2008
A Stag in the Wandlight by siriusly klutzy reviews
As newly appointed Head Girl, I had my entire year planned out, and nobody could ruin that. Except for Dumbledore, who did so by assigning James Potter as Head Boy. And for some reason, the Head Boy believes that I need more action in my life. Fantastic.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 70,322 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 185 - Follows: 246 - Updated: 8/7/2009 - Published: 3/28/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P.
A Spy Wedding by DreamsInColor8 reviews
The Gallagher girls have graduated and now one of them is getting married. It's two months until the wedding and they have to go on a mission. Will the mission get in the way? Or will old flames? Reading my other GG fics before this one is recommended.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 22,616 - Reviews: 275 - Favs: 145 - Follows: 65 - Updated: 8/3/2009 - Published: 7/12/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Gallagher Girl 4: Last Year by DreamsInColor8 reviews
Sequeal to GG3&Summer of Spies. It's another year at Gallagher, their last. Blackthorne boys are still there learning with the girls. But there is one boy missing. Cammie wants to find him. And her and her friends will break as many rules to find him.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 24 - Words: 25,297 - Reviews: 244 - Favs: 132 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 7/3/2009 - Published: 6/20/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Summer Of Spies by DreamsInColor8 reviews
Sequel to GG3:New Year. This summer Cammie is going to Nebraska, and Zach's going with her! They will be working at her Grandma's B&B and while there, they meet some interesting characters.
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 29 - Words: 28,500 - Reviews: 395 - Favs: 177 - Follows: 74 - Updated: 6/18/2009 - Published: 5/13/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
Dreams Not Meant For Dreaming by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
New Sum: Lily and James are suffering from the Adwin curse. First its sharing dreams, then not being able to stop kissing, then switching bodies. How are they going to get back to normal? And surely Lily isn't going to start having feelings for him...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 12 - Words: 21,979 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 69 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 6/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Gallagher Girl 3:New Year by DreamsInColor8 reviews
This year Gallagher girls and Blackthorne boys are fused together again but not at super secret spy school, but at the normal Roseville High school were Cammie's ex-boyfriend Josh goes. A competition between Zach and Josh. Who will win?
Gallagher Girls - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 31 - Words: 28,207 - Reviews: 474 - Favs: 290 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 5/12/2009 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Cammie M., Zach G. - Complete
The Renesmee Series by greenpeach20 reviews
The Story of how, through her many life experiences, Renesmee fell in love with Jacob. It's primarily romance and humor, but also has a hint of everything else in between.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 287,212 - Reviews: 623 - Favs: 619 - Follows: 200 - Updated: 5/10/2009 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Jacob, Renesmee C./Nessie - Complete
The Secret Compartment by bellaklutz2010 reviews
When Bella decides to move to Forks her mother and Phil give her one last gift, a desk from the 1900’s. When Bella finds a secret compartment filled with secret letters she finds herself falling in love with a man who no longer exists, or does he?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 21 - Words: 44,998 - Reviews: 2144 - Favs: 1,368 - Follows: 551 - Updated: 2/2/2009 - Published: 10/29/2008 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Signature of the Divine by bold as love57 reviews
When Bella finds herself becoming the nanny for Mackie Cullen she finds love from the oldest Cullen boy. When love runs dry and tragedy strikes roommates Bella, Rosalie and Alice who will be there to comfort Bella? BxE all human
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 21 - Words: 79,222 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 183 - Follows: 93 - Updated: 12/14/2008 - Published: 8/19/2008 - Complete
My Fairytale Ending by Miss Fairytale reviews
Everyone is obsessed with Edward Cullen, everyone except Bella, the girl he's obssesed with. But Jacob's sick of standing in Edward's shadow, and stealing the one thing Edward has ever really wanted seems to be just the thing to stand in the spotlight.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 30 - Words: 44,427 - Reviews: 2406 - Favs: 1,053 - Follows: 688 - Updated: 12/6/2008 - Published: 10/8/2007 - Edward, Bella - Complete
Promise Me Love by JodieLove reviews
Hermione's desperate for money. Desperate enough to accept Draco's offer to become his girlfriend for 4 months and make his dad say the fateful words he wants to hear: "You can marry anyone but her." Warning OOC Narcissa and Lucius. Re-editing, complete!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 85,644 - Reviews: 2404 - Favs: 2,177 - Follows: 693 - Updated: 11/11/2008 - Published: 3/5/2008 - Draco M., Hermione G. - Complete
Speed Dating by Jexena reviews
When Angela and Ben open a speed dating club Emmett and Jasper drag Edward to the opening to support their friend. Not that it would hurt to get Edward out and dating again. But what happens when Alice and Rosalie drag Bella there also?
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 17,590 - Reviews: 106 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 8/9/2008 - Published: 7/25/2008 - Edward, Bella - Complete
I Thought We Were Real by JodieLove reviews
James has made a bet, one that won't be easy to win. Especially since it involves the girl he's sworn to get over. Going through the year with the Marauders, we encounter trials of love, romance and friendship. Canon! JPxLE SBxOC RLxOC. Complete! R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 49 - Words: 116,204 - Reviews: 553 - Favs: 202 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 7/20/2008 - Published: 10/1/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Confessions of the Head Girl by Loves to dance reviews
When James and Lily are chosen as Head Boy and Girl, she begins to see him in a different light. However, when Lily is pressured by her friends and reputation, she realizes that she and James can never be together... at least not in public.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 49,675 - Reviews: 449 - Favs: 165 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 7/9/2008 - Published: 6/9/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Before James by xmaraudergirlsx reviews
Before Lily Evans gave James a chance, she liked someone else. Someone James knew very well. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 67,530 - Reviews: 267 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 6/20/2008 - Published: 4/3/2008 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Future Imperfect by TheRealThing reviews
A time travel story in which Anakin Skywalker is sent to the future to witness the consequences of his actions.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Drama/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 25 - Words: 59,437 - Reviews: 1156 - Favs: 2,286 - Follows: 618 - Updated: 3/24/2008 - Published: 1/23/2008 - Anakin Skywalker, Luke S. - Complete
Hitched by Nollie Marie reviews
What happens here, doesn't ALWAYS stay here. It took Bella one cheating ex-boyfriend and a few drinks to find herself married to Edward Cullen, who is handsome, weathly, and isn't about to let her go that quite easily. Please R&R. /Slightly OOC?/
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 29 - Words: 65,289 - Reviews: 3564 - Favs: 4,702 - Follows: 1,310 - Updated: 3/16/2008 - Published: 11/16/2007 - Complete
Sweet on Her by FootballChick12 reviews
James is in love with Lily but she's completely clueless. How long will it take for Lily to notice he is drooling over her and date him?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 125,193 - Reviews: 626 - Favs: 152 - Follows: 172 - Updated: 1/19/2008 - Published: 4/16/2006 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Object of my Obsession by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans was James Potter's 'what if' girl. The girl who got away. The one he could never win over no matter what he tried. But two years after Hogwarts,James is finally over her. Or is he? How will James react when Sirius decides to woo her?
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 10 - Words: 18,455 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 102 - Follows: 191 - Updated: 1/16/2008 - Published: 5/14/2007 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Letters Lead to Love by Ruby4 reviews
Lily and James have been writing to each other with fake names ever since fourth year.They made a promise not to meet till sixth year...why haven't they even ran into each other at Hogwarts?Oh but they have and they hate each other!AUish!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 160,722 - Reviews: 1760 - Favs: 503 - Follows: 335 - Updated: 9/23/2007 - Published: 10/27/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.
Waste My Time by MourningBlade reviews
Lily Evans hates James Potter, and Potter is none too fond of Evans. But when Lily does the unexpected...James falls for her. Literally.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 21 - Words: 46,265 - Reviews: 658 - Favs: 866 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 6/23/2007 - Published: 3/23/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Little Lady by VeniceGroove reviews
To attend the prestigious all boys Hogwarts school of magic,Lily Evans disguises herself as a boy.Things get interesting when the Marauders take her under their wing,however Potter realizes there is more to their new friend than meets the eye. LJ no slash
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 58,057 - Reviews: 980 - Favs: 492 - Follows: 250 - Updated: 6/15/2007 - Published: 8/25/2005 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Jealous Yet? by just-call-me-plain-miss-vain reviews
Lily loves James. James ignores Lily. There's a perfect way to sort this whole thing out...Go out with James' friend and make him as jealous as you can! Simple...Right?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 15 - Words: 23,974 - Reviews: 262 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 5/31/2007 - Published: 5/2/2007 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
The Protector by TheRealThing reviews
Padme Amidala has survived, and has spent the past five years with her twins in hiding from the Emperor. She believes Anakin died on Mustafar, but soon learns the truth.
Star Wars - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 62 - Words: 115,926 - Reviews: 1284 - Favs: 1,068 - Follows: 345 - Updated: 1/13/2007 - Published: 11/11/2006 - Darth Vader, Padmé Amidala - Complete
101 Pick Up Lines by purtyinpink71121 reviews
This is a collection of the 101 pick up lines and clever asking outs that James used on Lily... and of course her smartass responses.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 3,947 - Reviews: 1164 - Favs: 1,724 - Follows: 308 - Updated: 12/24/2006 - Published: 12/17/2006 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
How to Lose James by Loves to dance reviews
Based on the movie, How to Lose a Guy in 10 Days, Lily is tired of James asking her out, so when the suggestion comes up of dating him and driving him away, she does just that. But what if she actually starts to fall for him in the process?
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 92,225 - Reviews: 686 - Favs: 523 - Follows: 188 - Updated: 8/2/2006 - Published: 8/9/2005 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
A Marauder's Girl by Peachy Papayas reviews
James and Lily have always hated each other. But in their fourth year, a stupid dare compels James to ask out his enemy. When she refuses, he is shocked no girl has ever refused him before. And thus began his infatuation with a certain redhead...
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 33 - Words: 189,593 - Reviews: 1210 - Favs: 649 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 4/1/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Switched by DragonGrin - former TeenTypist reviews
Not your typical Lily and James hate each other and get stuck in each other's bodies and fall in love Fic. They do seem to hate each other and they do end up switching bodies, but this isn't the typical telling of the tale. COMPLETE
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 32 - Words: 116,565 - Reviews: 1116 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 8/12/2005 - Published: 3/5/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
James Potter and the Necklace of Light by superkatie12321 reviews
[COMPLETE] James and his best friend Sirius arrive at Hogwarts and have a brilliant first year! The first story in the James Potter septology
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 30 - Words: 50,794 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 8/9/2005 - Published: 4/15/2004 - James P., Lily Evans P. - Complete
Potter's Charm by Secret Lily reviews
Lily thinks herself too clever to fall for James Potter's charm. Yet, as the two of them are appointed Head Boy and Girl, will Lily regret her negative feelings towards James? (Completed)
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 50 - Words: 74,668 - Reviews: 1705 - Favs: 670 - Follows: 94 - Updated: 3/19/2005 - Published: 7/8/2004 - Lily Evans P., James P. - Complete
Not a normal life by Ruby4 reviews
Lily is a nerd. James is popular. James is always picking on her but things change when Lilys mother dies and Lily gets a new look!Starting around the ending of fifth year and going onwards.EXTREME love/hate.**EPILOGUE** DONE!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 40,864 - Reviews: 492 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 10/29/2002 - Published: 7/21/2002 - Lily Evans P., James P.