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Joined 04-04-10, id: 2314649, Profile Updated: 12-01-15
Author has written 8 stories for Mortal Instruments, Hetalia - Axis Powers, Fullmetal Alchemist, Three Ninja's, Katekyo Hitman Reborn!, Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ, and Percy Jackson and the Olympians.

Hiya guys!

I'm Sam, which isn't too revealing since it happens to be one of the most common names in North America, so do with it what you will I suppose. I'm seventeen, and I've been on fanfiction since I was about twelve, I think. Hopefully I've improved drastically since my preteen years. It was a dark time for my writing. Middle school me doesn't even exist in my mind, haha.

Anyway. I've deleted many stories over the years, but some of my more nostalgic ones remain. Here you can find collaborations and gifts for my friends, but they're not an accurate portrayal of how I currently write, since I'm always trying to grow as an author. I'm currently working on a new fic, which will hopefully be up soon.

If you'd like to know more about me or become friends, feel free to PM me, since my messages are always open. :)

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Areyshland Isles by Rainy Illusionist reviews
A group of high-schoolers set out on their summer field trip with some of their "AWESOME" school teachers, who of course are personifed countries. When religion begins to come into view, some things should be left alone. OCs. Changed name to fit story.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Spiritual - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,548 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/16/2012 - Published: 5/16/2012 - America, Parallel Nations
Somebody's Gonna Die by SonarTheHedgehog reviews
As a lame prank on Gilbert, Francis and Antonio decide to mess with his worst fear: they kidnap Ludwig. This cannot end well.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 863 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 18 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Prussia, Germany - Complete
How Not to Write Hetalia Fanfiction by sajere1 reviews
Parodyfic. Look at your fanfiction. Now back to this one. Now back to yours. Now back to this one. If they're anything alike, go take a writing class right now. In which Sajere1 explores equally terrible ways to write a USUK short.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,176 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 109 - Follows: 14 - Published: 8/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Years of Our Titans by storm-brain reviews
A Hunter. A general. A slave. A deadly game of chess with no one gaining the upper hand. The war between the Titans and the Olympians they thought they'd defeated. Life and death and love and hate and betrayal and trust. Welcome to the Years of our Lords
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Tragedy - Chapters: 52 - Words: 124,301 - Reviews: 668 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 7/14/2011 - Published: 3/24/2010 - Complete
Run by DiVine DionnE reviews
Gokudera hated her sense of humor. Especially when she had to do it in the middle of a battle. Why, oh why did he ever had to marry her? Crackfic
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 402 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 6 - Published: 7/9/2011 - H. Gokudera - Complete
Grape Candy and Teardrops by FinalXFantasy91 reviews
Lambo sat across from an empty desk remembering the tragic day. The only things left from 'that person' was a bag of grape candy and letter. I suck at summaries.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,251 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 8 - Published: 4/1/2011 - Lambo - Complete
Unborn Controversy by TrackRunner73 reviews
"What about Rachel?" "I'm not naming my child after your ex." "She's not my ex!" Percy and Annabeth try to find a name for their unborn child.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 42 - Published: 10/23/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
Waves of Wisdom by TrackRunner73 reviews
Percy and Annabeth are sworn enemies due to their rivaling gangs, but as they get to know one another being with their gangs only gets more and more difficult. Especially when they start to fall for each other.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 23 - Words: 29,634 - Reviews: 445 - Favs: 347 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 9/7/2010 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Percy J., Annabeth C. - Complete
The Witch Trials by camillexelisabeth reviews
It was bad enough being a demigod in Salem, but being accused of witchcraft and condemned to death was really pushing it. The Salem Witch Trials affected more than just the mortals. One-shot R&R.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,038 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Complete
Empty Room by Lady Mirror reviews
There is an empty room in Konoha. Once, it was meant to be a nursery.
Naruto - Rated: K - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 499 - Reviews: 143 - Favs: 481 - Follows: 62 - Published: 1/10/2008 - Naruto U., Minato N. - Complete
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The Demigod's Guide to Damage Control reviews
There aren't any guides to being pregnant with a half-god, nor are there any guides to caring for your roommate in that position. Basically, two demigods try to protect their roommate and the tiny half-blood she's carrying around for nine months in the midst of hungry monsters, exploding pacifiers, and, oh, that nasty uprising on Mt. Olympus, but that should be no big deal.
Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,910 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/12/2016 - Hermes
Red String of Kismet reviews
Fate. Destiny. All the world's a stage, and most of us are desperately unrehearsed. In this case, Akane lives. Except, well, not really.
Seraph of the End/終わりのセラフ - Rated: T - English - Family/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,948 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 9 - Published: 12/4/2015 - Akane H., Mikaela H., Yuichiro H.
Legacy reviews
The Vongola Famiglia through the eyes of Reborn, from the day Tsuna becomes the boss to the day the Sun Arcobaleno draws his last breath. One Shot. Warning: Character Death.
Katekyo Hitman Reborn! - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 8 - Published: 12/25/2013 - Reborn, Tsuna/Tsunayoshi S., Vongola 10th Generation - Complete
3 Ninjas Plus 2 Sarcasm Masters Equals Error reviews
In which Hugo Snyder breaks out of prison, and two teenagers get more than what they bargained when they volunteered to babysit. Contains OC babysitters. Written for fun!
Three Ninja's - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,585 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/15/2013 - Published: 7/27/2013 - Samuel D. Jr/Rocky, Jeffrey D./Colt, Michael D./Tum-Tum
Time Exchange reviews
In modern day Amestris, alchemy is nothing but legend. After the death of their father, siblings Edward and Harley find a silver pocket watch and old books with descriptions of actual alchemy hidden in his study. They accidentally bring Ed, Al, Team Mustang, and the Homunculi from 1915 to their time. Now they have to bring back what the Fuhrer tried to make everyone forget.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Suspense - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,366 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/6/2013 - Published: 7/31/2013 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Riza H., Roy M.
Things Blaze and Nera are NEVER Allowed to do in FMA reviews
Just as the title says. 64 things Blaze of Awesome Glory and Nera Assassina are NEVER allowed to do in the FMA universe. Written for our own amusement.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/23/2013 - Edward E., Riza H., Roy M., Winry R. - Complete
Днем Народження! reviews
Birthday fic for Italy Lover99. It's Emma's birthday, and life at a school with Hetalia teachers shouldn't be this . . . normal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,229 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Published: 4/11/2012 - Ukraine - Complete
Just Another Morning With My Coat Hanger reviews
Kristen Chong has a weird birthday when she walks in on a bunch of weird teenagers. AU. ONE-SHOT. Happy Birthday, Kris!
Mortal Instruments - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,100 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/30/2011 - Jace W., Alec L.
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