Well. What's the craic?

My name is Limpy.

I am Irish (as in from Ireland, not America). A Cork/Monaghan freaky hybrid to be precise.

I enjoy reading (who doesn't) and writing, and get a strange enjoyment out of finding mistakes in accomplished authors works. Everyone has done it (Garth Nix called Shade out of Shade's Children 'Shad'. Robert Muchmore, in Secret Army, wrote that Marc had said something when he wasn't even there.)

I ramble a bit, which is sometimes reflected in my stories- I can't help it, it's me. Who I am. Not who I want to be.

So... you know who I am, ish. Hope you enjoy any fanfictions I decide to write!

Slán libh,

Limpy.

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Paste this if ur a rapper and proud!

Post this on ur profile if you ever had high hopes when you saw 'Lemony Snicket' written on the cover of a book, only to be disappointed when you read it.

The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do

Sometimes people put up walls NOT to keep others out BUT to see who cares enough to BREAK THEM DOWN.

Never take life too seriously: Nobody gets out alive anyway

They say, "Guns don't kill people. People kill people." Well, I think the gun helps. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill too many people

I'm not paranoid... WHICH ONE OF MY ENEMIES TOLD YOU THIS!

If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried

Flying is simple. Just throw yourself at the ground and miss.

Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.

Guns don’t kill people. Bullets kill people.

Trying is the first step toward failure

A friend would bail you out of jail. A best friend will be sitting next to you in the cell saying "That was fun"

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three

1 out of every 4 people are insane. Look at your three best friends, if it's not them, it's you.

I can only please one person per day. Today is not your day. Tomorrow's not looking good, either.

My mind works like lightning...one flash and then it's gone.

The newscaster is the person who says "Good evening" and then tells you why not.

Sticks and Stones may scar my skin but words slice through my soul within

If at one time you misspelled or forgot how to spell a word less than four letters, copy and paste this onto your profile. (i misspelled hole)

If you ever felt like killing someone (or more than one person) because they wouldn't leave you alone when you told them not to distract you because you were busy...copy this into your profile.

If you are a person who acts friendly but has an evil mind and is secretly plotting world domination, copy and paste this into your profile

if you have ever been outsmarted by anyone less than half your age...copy this onto your profile

If you have ever tripped UP stairs, copy and paste this into your profile

If you get good grades and still know nothing at all, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If, for no warning, you have laughed during a movie part that wasn't funny, put this in your profile.

i cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid, aoccdrnig to a rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it dseno't mtaetr in waht oerdr the ltteres in a wrod are, the olny iproamtnt tihng is taht the frsit and lsat ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a taotl mses and you can sitll raed it whotuit a pboerlm. Tihs is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Azanmig huh? yaeh and I awlyas tghuhot slpeling was ipmorantt! if you can raed tihs cpoy and psate it in yuor pofrile

Never go to a doctor whose plants are dead

He who laughs last didn't get it

Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and holds the world together

Post this on ur profil if yu'v eva been stalked. by a frend.

90 percent of teens would have a breakdown if miley cyrus was standing on the edge of the Empire State Building. Repost this if you would be in the 10 percent yelling 'JUMP!'

-Repost this if you would be the one on the building across the street with a sniper pointed at her in case she chickened out.

Most teens would suffer a heart attack if they saw somebody burning Twilight. Repost this if you'd be singing campfire songs and toasting marshmallows around it.

If you've ever threatened your computer, copy and paste this into your profile (I swear, I will KILL YOU, YOU EFFING SON OF A * * * * *!!! And then I'll find your EFFING CHILDREN AND KILL THEM TOO! SLOWLY!)

-Post this on your profile if you've ever carried through your threats to a computer.

If you're random and proud of it, copy and paste this in your profile!

I, Limpy the Limpet, do solemnly swear to review all the fics I read, regardless of the number of reviews, its age, or anything else. I have joined the Review Revolution.
Copy and Paste this into your profile to join the Revolution; because everyone knows how much it sucks when you have 500 hits and 3 reviews...

Paste this on your profile if you're an Irish Eejit!

If you're stalking a fictional character copy this to your profile

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever fallen up the stairs copy this into your profile.

98 percent of the teenage population does or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy and paste this in your profile. (hell no, i am not screwing my life up!)

If you've ever gone to say something, then forgot. Copy this on to your profile.

If you've ever wanted a trolly race in a supermarket, copy this onto your profile.

If you think that the Darren Shan sega/Cirque Du Freak if the best thing since sliced bread, copy this onto your profile.

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You know you live in 2009 when...

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave.

2.) You haven't played Solitare with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they're not on Facebook.

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job.

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling.

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends.

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5.

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5.

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly.

12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that... You know you did.

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If you are a fan of The CIRQUE DU FREAK series, copy this.

If u r a freek, copy this!

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

if u r totally (I LIKE FISHPONIES!!) random ( zebra have stripes) copy this!

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Cool People (fictional and real, historical and current):

DarkAngel443 (AKA da lemur) (fanfiction.net)

Wilf (Chaos Walking)

Manchee (Chaos Walking)

Total (Maximum Ride)

Me (Limpy!) (fanfiction.net)

Wilf (Chaos Walking)

Wolf (as in Chronicles of Ancient Darkness)

Wilf (Chaos Walking)

Michael Jackson (ish- let's just say he's unique, and unique people are cool)

Wilf (Chaos Walking) (did i mention him already?..)

Eoin Colfer (Ireland, the Lower Elements, Limbo [ie. somewhere in between])

Prove to me ur cool to get added to this list!

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Quotes:

"Shut up and eat your pears!" - The Hunger Games

"Blame the girls for dragging me along." - PJO Battle Of The Labyrinth

Save the Earth, It's the only planet with chocolate

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A Hunger Games Addict’s Prayer- Post this on your profile!

I promise to remember Rue

When mockingbirds’ songs wake me

I’ll think of Foxface every time

I eat a strange new berry

If my little sister pets a goat

I promise to think of Prim

And if my best friend acts depressed

Then Gale; I’ll think of him

When I toss some wood in the fire

I’ll think of Katniss every time

And I’ll always think of Peeta

When my birthday cake’s sublime

The Capitol will cross my mind

When someone is unfair

I’ll be sure to think of Clove

Each time I pretend to care

I’ll always think of Glimmer

If someone’s pretty, but a dunce

And Thresh will occupy my mind

If I spare someone, something... Once

Whenever I watch a reality show

I will think of the Hunger Games

I’ll sure imagine Haymitch

If someone calls me names

I swear to think of Cato

When I’m homicidally inclined

I’ll make sure I think of Effie

When there’s nothing on my mind

I swear to remember the Hunger Games

And Catching Fire too

It’s important to think of the characters

But they’re NOT mine (So, Collins, don’t sue!)