Author has written 27 stories for Merlin, Pirates of the Caribbean, Justice League, Primeval, and Sherlock.
Hey I'm Cooper101.
Sit back and have a cake why don't you read a story or two I don't mind.
Make yourself at home.
I take it you want to hear about be me? Well why not.
Name: (Who wants to know).
Age: (Who wants to know).
Hobbies: Swimming, drawing, writing, phoyography, listening to music and reading.
Other facts: I'm a tomboy, I'm dyslexic!!!, all my frineds are one of the following: mad, stupid, crazy, obsesed, werid, or think I'm a sado/werido/crazy/mad/geek/nerd/freak.
TV shows that I like: Doctor Who, Merlin, Primeval, The Bill, Justice league Justice league unlimited, F.R.I.E.N.D.S, Scrubs, My name is Earl, big bang theory, SHERLOCK!.
Movies that I like: I like far to many to say.
Books: LOVE far to many to say all.
Music artists: Too many to say.
WAYS TO MAKE SURE YOUR STILL INSANE
At lunch time, sit in your parked car with sunglasses on and point a hair dryer at passing cars. see if they slow down.
Page yourself over the intercom. don't disguise your voice.
Every time someone asks you to do something, ask if they want fries with that.
Put decaf in the coffee maker for 3 weeks. once everyone has gotten over their caffeine addictions, switch to espresso.
Finish all your sentences with "In accordance with the prophecy"
Ask your dog if it's comfortable with it's name. Repeat with cat, until people ask if you're alright.
As often as possible, skip rather than walk.
Specify that your drive-through order is "to go"
Sing along at the opera.
Go to a poetry recital and ask why the poems don't rhyme.
Five days in advance, tell your friends you can't attend their party because your not in the mood.
When the money comes out of the ATM, scream "I WON! I WON!"
When leaving the zoo, start running towards the parking lot yelling, "Run for your lives! they're loose!!!"
Stuff that makes you laugh:
When life gives you lemons...make apple juice, then laugh at the idiots who spend their lives figuring out how the hell you did that.
When life gives you lemons, say "hey, I like lemons. Got anything else for me?"
It's a matter of life after death-now that he's dead, I have a life
One way to figure out how things work, push all the buttons!
Me, I'm dishonest. And you can always trust a dishonest person to be dishonest. Honestly. But it's the honest ones you have to look out for, because they're the ones who will always do something stupid.
If you were waiting for the oppertune moment, that was it.
"Before you critisize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way you're a mile away from them and you have their shoes."
"Of all the things I've lost, I miss my mind the most."
"People who say anything's possible haven't tried to slam a revolving door."
"An apple a day keeps the doctor away, if well aimed."
One day, we will look back on this, laugh nervously, and change the subject.
Parents spend the first part of our lives teaching us to walk and talk, and the rest of it telling us to sit down and shut up.
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
Everything here is eatable. I'm eatable, but that my children is called cannibalism and is frowned upon in most societies.
Having the love of your life say you can still be friends is like having your dog die and your mum saying you can still keep it.
Don't hate yourself in the morning - sleep till noon.
Therapist = The/rapist... scary thought
Are children who act in "over 18's" movies allowed to see them?
There are 3 kinds of people: those who can count & and those that can't.
Whose cruel idea was it for the words 'lisp' to have an 's' in it?
Yes, I hit like a girl. You could too if you hit a bit harder.
Ask me no questions, I will tell you no lies…
When in danger, when in doubt, run in circles, scream and shout.
Perfect men are only fictional.
Death is God's way of saying you're fired. Suicide is humans way of saying you can't fire me, I quit.
Don’t knock on death’s door. Ring the bell and run. He hates that.
I got lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
My Mother tought me:
My mother taught me TO APPRECIATE A JOB WELL DONE - "If you're going kill each other, do it outside - I just finished cleaning the house!"
My mother taught me RELIGION - "You better pray that will come out of the carpet."
My mother taught me about TIME TRAVEL - "If you don't sort yourself out, I'm going to knock you into the middle of next week"
My mother taught me LOGIC - "Because I said so, that's why."
My Mother taught me LOGIC...#2 - "If you fall out of that swing and break your neck, you're not going to the shops with me."
My mother taught me FORESIGHT - "Make sure you wear clean underwear, in case you're in an accident."
My mother taught me IRONY - "Keep crying and I'll give you something to cry about."
My mother taught me about the science of OSMOSIS - "Shut your mouth and eat your dinner!"
My mother taught me about CONTORTIONISM - "Will you "look" at the dirt on the back of your neck!"
My mother taught me about STAMINA - "You'll sit there 'till all that spinach is finished."
My mother taught me about WEATHER - "It looks as if a tornado swept through your room."
My mother taught me how to solve PHYSICS PROBLEMS - "If I yelled because I saw a meteor coming toward you, would you listen THEN?"
My mother taught me about HYPOCRISY - "If I've told you once, I've told you a million times - Don't Exaggerate!!!"
My mother taught me THE CIRCLE OF LIFE - "I brought you into this world, and I can take you out."
My mother taught me about BEHAVIOR MODIFICATION - "Stop acting like your father!"
My mother taught me about ENVY - "There are millions of less fortunate children in this world who don't have wonderful parents like you do!"
My Mother taught me about ANTICIPATION - "Just wait until we get home."
My Mother taught me about RECEIVING - "You are going to get it when we get home!"
My Mother taught me MEDICAL SCIENCE - "If you don't stop crossing your eyes, they are going to stick that way."
My Mother taught me to THINK AHEAD - "If you don't pass your spelling test, you'll never get a good job."
My Mother taught me ESP - "Put your sweater on; don't you think I know when you're cold?"
My Mother taught me HUMOR - "When that lawnmower cuts off your toes, don't come running to me."
My Mother taught me how to BECOME AN ADULT - "If you don't eat your vegetables, you'll never grow up."
My Mother taught me about GENETICS - "You're just like your father."
My Mother taught me about my ROOTS - "Do you think you were born in a barn?"
My Mother taught me about WISDOM OF AGE - "When you get to be my age, you will understand."
And my all time favorite... JUSTICE - "One day you'll have kids ...and I hope they turn out just like you!"
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