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Joined 04-05-10, id: 2315380, Profile Updated: 12-20-12
Author has written 5 stories for Lord of the Rings, Harry Potter, Alice in Wonderland, 2010, Star Wars, and Tomb Raider.

You can search far and wide.

You can drink the whole town dry.

But you'll never find a beer so brown

as the one we drink in our hometown.

You can drink your fancy ales.

You can drink them by the flagon.

But the only brew for the brave and tru-u-u-ue

Comes from the Green Dragon!

I love slash and Thorin Oakenshield

I also apologize to anyone still reading my fanfics.. .they're shit and very slow going...

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Introduction by Baffled Queen reviews
'Mitchell's introduction to Gideon was about as smooth as a gravel road.'
Call of Duty - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,258 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/21 - Gideon, Jack M. - Complete
Be My Valentine by SeraphHT reviews
Gideon and Mitchell talk about Valentine's Day. Things become a bit awkward from then on. (Gideon/Mitchell, SLASH, one-shot)
Call of Duty - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,796 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/8 - [Gideon, Jack M.] - Complete
Daydreaming, Private? by DeadpoolLovesTacos reviews
What happens when Mitchell finds himself more interested in the captain than what's on the television? SLASH, SMUT! (Gideon/Mitchell)
Call of Duty - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,021 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/29 - Gideon, Jack M. - Complete
A God Amongst a Witch by UnattainableDarkAngel reviews
During the winter holidays, the Granger's fly to Germany for a dental convention that brings our own Hermione in attendance at the party where our sexy God of mischief Loki gate-crashes... and the God finally meets his match in our know-it-all witch.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Avengers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,877 - Reviews: 193 - Favs: 387 - Follows: 729 - Updated: 5/25/2014 - Published: 10/9/2012 - Hermione G., Loki
What The? by Madame Dee reviews
After being turned into a six year old girl and thrust back to the year 1944, Hermione must make a new life for herself in the wizarding world, after she solves her little age problem. But what happens when she comes across a certain Tom Riddle? R&R
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 32 - Words: 90,944 - Reviews: 871 - Favs: 865 - Follows: 1,129 - Updated: 3/23/2014 - Published: 7/24/2008 - Hermione G., Tom R. Jr.
I Was Supposed To Go First by Padfoot3456 reviews
Post TDKR. Joker has broken out of Arkham and he needs to know if it's true. Hinted Batman/Joker.
Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,166 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 8/5/2013 - Published: 9/20/2012 - Bruce W./Batman, Joker - Complete
MY FAVOURITE DWARF by katyushha reviews
This story is based on the thing said by Sir Ian McKellen at the first Hobbit première in Wellington, in his video message from London. I was rather intrigued about who his "favourite dwarf" was. Probably someone of you knows who it is? Plot information inside.
Hobbit - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 24,410 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 59 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 6/10/2013 - Published: 3/31/2013 - Thorin, Bilbo B. - Complete
Sweetest of Words by Redluna reviews
Arthur is a single father with a bakery. Eames is the man who just bought the diner across the street.
Inception - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 6,045 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 2/27/2012 - Arthur, Eames
Salt Water and Petty Screams by thelittlegreencat reviews
He defended her from a blast of fire, and she has to feel the agony of losing him.
Crossover - X-Men & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 4/5/2013 - Published: 2/20/2011 - James H./Wolverine/Logan, Lara Croft - Complete
M is for Mummy by CeffylDrwg reviews
James Bond finds a strange surprise when he visits M's home. No Slash/Pairings, just three Holmes brothers and a very confused Spy. Post Reichenbach and Post Skyfall
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,769 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 259 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/3/2013 - James Bond/007, Sherlock H. - Complete
Q: Our baby brother by watsonsdick reviews
AU / Bondlock / Crossover - Q (Quinn Holmes) is the youngest Holmes brother. Dr. John Watson was very nervous. When he started a relationship with his flatmate, he didn't quite expected a formal invitation from his now boyfriend's mother to their annual family Christmas dinner.
Crossover - James Bond & Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 904 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/19/2012 - Q 1, John W. - Complete
The Unexpected God by GothicVampireChicka reviews
John already knows Loki and Thor, due to Loki deciding John is to be his betrothed. To avoid this he fled to Earth, never expecting to see them again. He also never suspected he'd be working with S.H.I.E.L.D. again.
Crossover - Sherlock & Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,211 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 114 - Follows: 243 - Updated: 7/31/2012 - Published: 7/19/2012 - John W., Loki
Riddle's Riddles by Aribh1306 reviews
Harry, Ron and Hermione travel back in time by accident. Now, they are stuck in the year of 1944 and have to find a way to go back to the future... But the past seems to be hiding some surprises for them. ON HIATUS.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 29 - Words: 63,741 - Reviews: 325 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 274 - Updated: 4/18/2012 - Published: 4/15/2010
Eclipsed by BundyShoes reviews
The Dark Curse was never enacted, and Emma grows up in FTL, only to find herself face to face with a certain dealmaking imp on her 18th birthday...Golden Swan, multichapter
Once Upon a Time - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,612 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 72 - Published: 4/8/2012 - Emma S., Rumpelstiltskin/Mr. Gold
When Worlds Collide: The Plight of the One Ring by Myrak the Slytherin reviews
Harry and Hermione receive a letter from Dumbledore stating a new mission which involves them protecting an enemy and travelling to the past to help fight a war that may end in tragedy. What will happen to them when danger is the only thing around them?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 50 - Words: 244,851 - Reviews: 660 - Favs: 814 - Follows: 424 - Updated: 2/1/2012 - Published: 11/28/2009 - Hermione G., Legolas - Complete
Watson is Not Drunk by SterlingSuspenders reviews
But he's not really drunk, of course. No, he's completely, reasonably, rationally-who in the hell put that curb there? - Holmes/Watson
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 538 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/6/2012 - J. Watson, S. Holmes - Complete
XMen First Class on Facebook! by SageK reviews
First Class Prompt: Anachronism! Charles and Erik declare themselves to be in a relationship via Facebook. The others react in the most inappropriate and hilarious ways.
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,492 - Reviews: 230 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 135 - Updated: 10/10/2011 - Published: 6/7/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Mutant Matchmakers by SageK reviews
Prompt: Everyone around them starts conspiring to get Charles and Erik together. For the Erik/Charles Summer Fic Exchange
X-Men: The Movie - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,362 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2011 - Erik L./Magneto, Charles Xavier/Professor X - Complete
Loki's Laundry by Angelstreasure reviews
Thor opens a linen closet and uncover's his brother's most diabolical prank to ever afflict mankind. Set before the events of the film. ONESHOT. Please review.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,602 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 13 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Loki, Thor - Complete
Dear Lara by skabs reviews
When Lily learns of her possible demise, she thinks of who might take care of Harry... She thinks maybe her distant cousin, Lara? Xover with Tomb Raider movie
Crossover - Harry Potter & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 16 - Words: 47,784 - Reviews: 925 - Favs: 1,941 - Follows: 2,477 - Updated: 1/22/2011 - Published: 4/17/2008
Supernatural Wars: A New Faith by Wynna Pendragon reviews
Hunted by the Host’s most menacing agents, Prince Castiel races home aboard his starship, guardian of the secret plans that could not only save his charges, but the entire galaxy… Supernatural/Star Wars fusion: Dean/Castiel pairing
Crossover - Star Wars & Supernatural - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 62,500 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 8/11/2010 - Published: 1/14/2010
Lonely Moon by eleventy7 reviews
More than a decade after the Battle, Harry returns to Hogwarts as a professor and discovers a student with a familiar face and an unexpected past. HPDM. Compliant with everything except DH epilogue.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 65,754 - Reviews: 1483 - Favs: 2,676 - Follows: 480 - Updated: 1/15/2010 - Published: 12/29/2008 - Harry P., Draco M. - Complete
Worlds Collide by xxphantomgirlxx reviews
Hermione decides to leave Hogwarts because Harry and Ron have girlfriends and new friends and have abandoned her. She moves to Gotham to live with her uncle Bruce. She meets the Joker at the fundraiser and you'll just have to see what happens from there.
Crossover - Harry Potter & Batman Begins/Dark Knight - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 25 - Words: 16,921 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 4/27/2009 - Published: 4/5/2009 - Complete
Winter Kills by glitterburn
On the way back from the fall of Constantinople, Vladislaus learns that he and Gabriel are not so different.
Van Helsing - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/7/2009 - Complete
Now I Lay Me by Mummyluvr reviews
He didn’t believe in God, but maybe the angel, his angel, could change his mind. After all, Something had to love him an awful lot to save him. And that was all he ever really wanted. Dean/Castiel. 4.02 spoilers.
Supernatural - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 16 - Published: 9/26/2008 - Dean W., Castiel - Complete
Pets and love by Monchy reviews
ObiWan and Anakin buy a pet. Crack!fic. Slash.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,057 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/17/2006 - Anakin Skywalker, Obi-Wan K. - Complete
Painting by AmberandAbsinthe reviews
A one-shot I wrote when Van Helsing first came out. DraculaOC
Van Helsing - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 566 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/11/2004 - Complete
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Two Friends Agaisnt Two Towers reviews
Typical 2 girls drop into Middle Earth. One girl swears and has a pathetic love life, while the other falls into the Legomance chategory : . They are slightly Mery-Sue. Please give it a try, it really isn't as bad as the summery : Read and review!
Lord of the Rings - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 10 - Words: 19,386 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 11/21/2010
All's Good reviews
Alternate ending to Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith. What if Obi-Wan had been on Corusant when Anakin found out about Palpatine? Ani/Padme relationship, Ani/Obi friendship. Read and Review.
Star Wars - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,589 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2011 - Anakin Skywalker - Complete
Tomb Raider in Middle Earth reviews
"Well boys, wish me luck!" She grinned at them and before anyone could stop her walked through the portal. Lara discovers and artifact and as usaul faces consequences. This time however she has Nine loyal companions and some humor for help. My 1st fic
Crossover - Lord of the Rings & Tomb Raider - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 19 - Words: 41,098 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 2/13/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Lara Croft
Crazy, Mad, Wonderful Feeling reviews
"That's where my train of thought ended and I gave in to the sweet madness of Underland. My mind blanked out and all I knew was that Hatter wasn't talking anymore, and that I was running out of air" My alternate ending for the movie written in Alice' POV.
Alice in Wonderland, 2010 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Alice K., Mad Hatter/Tarrant Hightopp - Complete
A Night at Grimmauld Place reviews
Just a little bit of Hermione/Harry fluff. Includes a piano, Frederic Chopin, music, Harry, and Hermione. First Harry Potter fic, so please review. rating for the use of the word 'hell' *GASP!*
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,369 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/26/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete