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Author has written 5 stories for Yu-Gi-Oh, Sandman, Web Shows, Carrie, Sonic the Hedgehog, Solitaire, and Heroes.

Hi, um, my name's Russell. And I like to read fanfictions.

I find that I have a tendency to insert myself (or at least an aspect of myself) as a character into the storyline, and then kill off that character in one way or another. I don't know if this is the manifestation of an inner self-loathing, or if I'm just instinctively protecting myself from lawsuits by killing the original character. I don't do this as much as I used to, though; I think I've mellowed with age.

I think that "jangle" is a verb that deserves usage.

I also think that the gibbous moon is underappreciated in the realm of art. Seriously, it's always a full moon or a crescent moon that they're using. What's wrong with the gibbous?!

Weirdest Dream: The one about drawing a cosine function.

Claim to Fame: Successfully reading The Prince and Other Selected Discourses by Machiavelli


Steve is a guy I ate lunch with my senior year in high school. I thought that he was funny. Here are some quotes from Steve:

Steve: (holding up a potato wedge) Do you know how many calories are in this thing?!
Me:...No...
Steve: Yeah, me neither. *eats potato wedge*

Steve: (about making a peanut butter and jelly sandwich) And it can't be grape [jelly] because that looks like a purple turd.

Steve: It's a 747! It's crashing into the school!

Steve: I'm sorry, but do they have broccoli-flavored broccoli at this school?
Me: As opposed to what?
Steve: As opposed to, uh, crap-flavored broccoli?

Steve: (looking at his lunch tray) This tray is a mess! People who eat like this should be shot!...NO, they shouldn't!

Steve: I remember what I got on my 17th birthday: a bacon-cheeseburger.
(later) Steve: You know what I got on my 18th birthday?
Me: What?
Steve: My ass kicked.

Steve: I like my salad without spaghetti - thank you very much.


Misc. Quotes:

There was no remote control, so if you wanted to change the channel, you had to yell at your little brother, "Phil! Change the channel!" -I'll Mature When I'm Dead, Dave Barry

Mom: (About the making of fish sticks) There are no rectangular fish.
Dad: WHAT?!

Crew-Neck waved his thumb so enthusiastically that for a moment he looked like a hitchhiker with diarrhea. -The Langoliers, Four Past Midnight, Stephen King

"Be my guest dude - consider it a gift from me, the Prince of Piggly Wiggly, to you, the Lord of Licorice, on a rainy Monday evening." -The Library Policeman, Four Past Midnight, Stephen King

(About a drawing of a cat) "I'm not paying a bicycle for that." -Pete Lattimer (Eddie McClintock), Warehouse 13

Even now, at your job, there is a freak. There is a weird guy at every job that makes you Concernicus every time he's around. -Dane Cook

(In a high-pitched voice) Oh my God, isn't that the guy from the other job? That's the guy! The scary guy!...Why am I talking in such a high voice? It's ridiculous. It makes no sense. -Dane Cook

Let's go up on the roof and breakdance. -Dane Cook

If knowledge is power, and power corrupts...then SCHOOL IS EVIL!

Have you ever noticed that everything you sit on feels like underpants? -Wally, Dilbert

Sheen: (About Princess Oom) I need something to scare her away! Something so digustingly shocking that she'll throw up in horror!...Wait a minute! (To Aseefa) Your face!
Aseefa: What?!
-Planet Sheen

My Sister: We're fondling the rope.

Secretary: (to the Pointy-Haired Boss) Here's your calendar. I booked you through next year with every yahoo who could dial your number. -Dilbert

Courtney: (to Mark, about Andy Mitchell) That hair always looks like the Crisco fairy just paid him a visit. -The Quillian Games, D. J. MacHale

Zelgadis: (to Thief Leader) Don't worry. I struck you with the backside. *looks at sword* Hmm? (quietly) Oh, sorry. This is a double-edged sword. -Slayers Next

"I believe misters Fred and George Weasley were responsible for trying to send you a toilet seat."
-Dumbledore-HP

Xellos: (reading a plaque next to a fountain) Oh. 'Welcome to Rikito Village. Throw a coin in the fountain and ring the bell, and good things will happen. -The Rikito Tourist Board.' Heh. *pulls something out of his bag* Their economy must be in a slump. *throws item into founatain* Well...*pulls rope for the two large bells by the fountain; the bells fall on him* Whaaa!

(repeated stabbing a piece of Kevlar with an ice pick, shouting) I'm not gonna pay alot for this muffler! *stabbing* I said Ceasar on the side! *stabbing* Forty cents a text message?! Are you nuts?! -David Pogue, "Making Stuff: Stronger"

Captain Leland Stottlemeyer (Ted Levine): Well, that's what the kids call a motive.
Natalie Teeger (Traylor Howard): Then he waited 25 years to do something about it? Who could hold a grudge for that long?
Stottlemeyer: I could. And have.
-Monk, Season 5 Episode 6, "Mr. Monk and the Class Reunion"

The Mystery Machine won't start; Fred has opened the hood and is looking inside*
Daphne Blake: Can you tell what the problem is Fred?
Fred Jones: You see that hole there? That should be an engine.

Scenes From A Hat: Whose Line Is It Anyway in different countries
Greg Proops: *in a French accent* I hope you are not watching the idiotic Belgian version. This is of course the French version where nothing matters. *audience laughs; Drew buzzes* Don't laugh. *Drew buzzes again* Stop buzzing. *Drew buzzes again* The points don't matter, the buzzing doesn't matter. *Drew buzzes with a hurry-up look on his face* I asked you to stop!
-Whose Line Is It Anyway Season 7 Episode 18

Toxie:(to Bonehead) Your days of picking on nerds and accordian players are over! -Toxic Crusaders, Ep. 1

Warden:(About the movie) Ugh, it's over already?
Jared: No, the inmates are stealing the projector. Again.
-Superjail! Season 2, Episode 8: The Budding of the Wurbuxx

[seeing Tony Stark, in partial Iron Man armor, sitting in a giant rooftop donut display]
Nick Fury: Sir, I'm gonna have to ask you to exit the donut.
-Iron Man 2

Master Monk Guan: I am tough, but I am fair. All I ask is for you to do exactly as I say and never, ever ask any questions. DO I MAKE MYSELF CLEAR?
Xiaolin Monks: (all together) Yes Master Monk Guan!
Master Monk Guan: Good. Now, any questions?
Raimundo: *raises hand*
Master Monk Guan: HAVE YOU LOST YOUR MIND?! WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT QUESTIONS?!

Drunk Guy: (about the Joker) It's my mother-in-law.
-The Joker is Wild, Batman (1960's series)

Well, my neck hurts, and I was in the bathroom for about six hours this morning, and I think my pants are on fire...Otherwise, I think I'm doing great!
-Gonard, Kappa Mikey, "The Fugi-Kid"

Why is the kitchen yelling at me? -Ernesto

Stop looking at me basement door! -Ernesto

Drew is planning on asking Lewis' sister Janet out on a date.
Well what if it doesn't work out? If she dumps you it could be really awkward. And if you dump here there'll be nobody to comfort her, 'cause everyone'll be too busy trying to catch the monkeys that are flying out of my butt.
-Lewis (Ryan Stiles), The Drew Carey Show

Did you eat a bowl of stupid for breakfast?

Jim has been arrested, and Peter is expressing his emotions through a puppet show using condiments as puppets.
*holds up a mustard bottle*
My life is without purpose. Emptiness wells up in my tortured soul. I'm going to - going to...
*squirts mustard onto the table while making barfing noises*
I am Snott. *grabs a bottle of ketchup*
*squirts ketchup onto table* I also am empty. *makes barfing noises*
*grabs the sugar bowl* I'm just the sugar, but I'm going to barf too. *pours sugar onto ketchup/mustard mix*
And the jelly! *grabs a jar of grape jelly, and pours it onto the sugar* Jelly barf! Jelly barf! *makes barfing noises*
-Peter Puppy, Earthworm Jim, "Conqueror Worm"


Conditions Under Which a $4 Umbrella Will Break:

Strong Wind

Moderate Wind

Light Wind

Wind

Snow

Sleet

Rain

If You Touch It


Copy Paste Stuff I Made Up (As Far As I Know):

Laughing is supposed to be good for you. However, after a certain point, it might be considered a health hazard. If you've ever laughed until you couldn't breathe, copy and paste this into your profile.

I frequently forget to log-out/log-off/whatever on some various sites that I am a member of. Copy and paste this if you suffer the same problem.

If, when asked "Pirates or Ninjas?" you answer, "...Pirate Ninjas!", copy and paste this into your profile.

Buckle Up! It makes it harder for the Aliens to suck you out of your car. If you just smiled, copy and paste this into your profile.

I am a repeat blood-donor. If you can honestly say the same thing, first give yourself a pat on the back (Way to go!), and then copy and paste this into your profile.

Some people have ADD or ADHD. I have ADHLAS: Attention Defi- Hey, Look! A Squirrel!
Copy and paste this onto your profile if you suffer the same problem.

Copy and paste this onto your profile if you've even been so tired and disoriented that when you listened to music, you waved your arms back and forth for no apparent reason.

If you've ever thought "If I was in a horror movie, something would be attacking me right now." copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever visited another person's profile just to get a better look at their profile picture, copy and paste this into your profile.

Because of their proficiency in magic, a wizard could defeat a muggle with little-to-no difficulty. However, since wizards and witches must rely on their wands to perform magic, a ninja could easily defeat a wizard/witch in fight by eliminating the wand, and then using wandless magic, that is, chakra. However, ninjas must perform a series of handsigns to perform the desired jutsu. The zombies are not restrained by such limitations, blasting their enemies with energy attacks (and the occasional melee move when their Focus runs low), and so would have quite the advantage in this way. Having said that, zombies are susceptible to attacks from plants; a well-coordinated garden can easily neutralize a horde of the undead. To summarize: Plants defeat Zombies, Zombies defeat Ninjas, Ninjas defeat Wizards, Wizards defeat Muggles. So, if she wanted to, Mother Nature could kill us all, like in The Happening.
If I were to explain all this to you in real life, and when I was finished, how would you respond?
A) Back away slowly with a disturbed/frightened look on your face.
B) Introduce me to someone else as a distraction while you call for help.
C) Smile politely, and then stiffly walk away.
D) Wholeheartedly agree with me, and ask me to tell you more things.
E) Say something even more outrageous.
Bold your answer when you copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever been looking through another person's profile, recognized something you copy/pasted to your profile, and then realized that that was the profile you had copy/pasted the thing from, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten lost looking through another person's profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever gotten lost looking through your own profile, copy and paste this into your profile, thus making the problem slightly worse.

Sometimes I feel guilty about reading fanfics, because I don't leave reviews as often as I should. It isn't that I'm not interested (usually), but I just don't have anything of value to say. Copy and paste this into your profile if what I just said applies to you.

If you've ever felt the urge to dance spastically, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have more Stories on your Watch List than you really want to think about, announce it to the world by copying and pasting this to your profile.


Things I am not allowed to do at Hogwarts:

1) Seamus Finnigan is not after me lucky charms

2) I will not sing "We're Off to See the Wizard" when sent to the Headmaster's office.

3) I will not bring a Magic Eight Ball to Divination class

4) I will not, under any circumstances, ask Harry Potter who died and made him boss

5) Professor Flitwick's first name is not Yoda

6) Remus Lupin does not want a flea collar

7) First years are not allowed to be fed to Fluffy

8) I will not make any jokes about Lupin and his "time of the month"

9) I will not give Hagrid Pokemon cards and convince him they're real animals

-) Likewise, he should never be given Yu-Gi-Oh! cards either

10) I will not sing the Badger Song during Hufflepuff-Slytherin quidditch matches

12) When Death Eaters are attacking Hogsmeade, I shall not point at the Dark Mark and shout "To the Batmoblie, Robin!"

13) When a class-mate falls asleep, I shall not take advantage of the fact and draw a Dark Mark on his arm.

14) It's not necessary for me to yell "BURN!" every time Snape takes house points from Gryffindor

15) Any resemblance between Dementors and Nazgul is simply coincidental

16) I will not refer to the Weasley Twins as "bookends"

17) I will not scare the Arithmancy students with my Calculus book.

18) I will not hold my wand in the air before casting spells shouting "I got the power!"

19) Its not necessary for me to yell "Bamf!" everytime I apparate.

20) I am not allowed to sing my own personal spy music when wandering the halls.

21) "To conquer the earth with flying monkeys" is not an appropriate career choice.

22) I am not allowed to make lightsaber sounds with my wand.

23) I am not allowed to paint the house elves blue and call them smurfs.

24) I will not slip Malfoy a Love Potion in his morning goblet of Pumpkin Juice.

25) I will not say the phrase "Dude, get a life" to Voldemort.

26) Should I chance to see a Death Eater wearing a white mask, I should not start singing anything from The Phantom of the Opera.

27) I will not refer to the Accio charm as "the Force".

28) I will not call Dumbledore "Santa Claus" during the Christmas Holidays.

29) I will not put Muggle fairy book in the History section at the library.

30) I will not send Snape a bottle of shampoo for Christmas.

31.) I will not use Umbridge's quill to write, "I told you I was hardcore".

32.) House elves are not acceptable replacements for Bludgers.

33.) Starting a betting pool on the fate of this year's Defense Against Dark Arts teacher is tasteless and tacky, not a clever moneymaking concept.

34.) I am not allowed to tell Hufflepuffs there is no Santa Claus.

35.) I am not allowed to refer to myself as the New Dark Lord.

36.) I am not allowed to sneak into Professor Snapes private chambers to watch him sing "I Will Survive" in the mirror, as it is disturbing.

37.) I am not allowed to steal Professor Flitwicks wand, hold it over my head and laugh as he tries to reach it.

38.) I will not replace Madam Pomfrey's Skele-Gro with pumpkin juice.

39.) I will not replace Professor Snape's pumpkin juice with Skele-Gro.

40.) I will not impersonate the Swedish Chef in Potions class.

41.) The next time that I see Rita Skeeter, I am not to threaten her with a can of Raid.

42.) I will not subvert the lock on the fourth-floor girls' bathroom and sell its location to first-years as "The Chamber of Secrets".

43.) When applying for a post at the Ministry of Magic after graduation, I should not cite "Fred and George Weasley" as my greatest influence at Hogwarts.

44.) Putting down "Lord Voldemort" is probably not best either.

45.) A Muggle "vacuum cleaner" is not acceptable Quidditch equipment, even if it has been enchanted to fly.

46.) Hogsmeade village is not "a wretched hive of scum and villainy. “

47.) I will not tell Professor Trelawney that I prophesied her death.

48.). I will also not tell Professor Trelawney that I had a vision of her killing the Dark Lord.

49.) Sending rings to the nine senior faculty at Yuletide, with the return address "Voldemort", is not funny.

50.) Insisting that the school acquire computers and network the buildings is a pointless request as they claim that a quill and parchment is sufficient.

51.) Calling the Ghostbusters is a cruel joke to play on the resident ghosts and poltergeists.

52.) I may not have a private army.

53.) I must not substitute chocolate-flavored laxative for Professor Lupin's prescription-strength chocolate.

54.) Nor am I to in any way substitute, alter, hide, or otherwise tamper with Professor Dumbledore's candy.

55.) I am not the wicked witch of the west.

56.) -I will not refer to Professor Umbridge as such either.

57.) I will not melt if water is poured over me.

58.) -Neither will Professor Umbridge.

59.) I shouldn't use Photoshop to create incriminating photos of my house prefects or tutors.

60.) I will not enchant the Golden Snitch to fly up the nearest fan's nose.

61.) I do not know the Avada Kedavra curse, and pretending I do to people who annoy me is not funny, no matter how much they injure themselves diving for cover.

62.) I will not test my Potions assigments by spiking Snape's drink with them.

63.) - Especially not all of them at once.

64.) I will not try to hock off my old piercings as "priceless Muggle artifacts."

65.) I will not claim my X-Files tapes are "Auror Training Videos."

66.) Professor Snape definitely does not have pointed ears, and under no circumstances is he to be addressed as 'Spock'.

67.) I am not able to see the Grim Reaper, nor am I to claim that he is standing by the Headmaster, tapping an hourglass and looking at him impatiently. Or, for that matter, Harry Potter.

68.) When being interrogated by a member of staff, I am not to wave my hand and announce 'These are not the droids you are looking for'.

69.) Thestrals do not resemble the Muggle toys known as 'My Little Pony'.

70.) The four Houses are not the Morons, the Borons, the Smarts and the Junior Death Eaters.

71.) I am not authorized to negotiate a peace treaty with Voldemort.

72.) Despite my personal beliefs, Quidditch would not be improved by the introduction of muggle firearms.

73.) Though they are doubtless more athletic, battle-axes are not acceptable either.

74.) I will not claim there is a prequel to Hogwarts, A History that explains about Bilbo Baggins.

75.) I will not use the Marauder's Map for stalking purposes.

76.) I am not allowed to introduce Peeves to paintballing.

77.) I am not allowed to ask Professor Dumbledore if the size of his beard is 'compensating for something'.

78.) I will not create a betting pool on that Voldemort is Harry Potter's father.

79.) Headmaster Dumbledore is of no relation to Willy Wonka.

80.) Professor Snape's proper given name is not Princess Silvermoon Fairywing GlimmerMcSparkles.

81.) I will not take out a life insurance policy on Harry Potter.

82.) Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are not the magical equivalent of "Batman and Robin".

83.) I will not play the Imperial March theme for Professor Snape.

84.) - However, when Lucius Malfoy visits, I may play it.

85.) If I insist on carrying out my plans of producing "Riddle-de-dee: The Voldemort Musical", I will do so under a nom-de-plume.

86.) I will not attempt to recruit the title character to play himself. Even if he looks good in tap shoes.

87.) I should not refer to Malfoy, Crabbe and Goyle collectively as "Team Rocket" either.

88.) I am not allowed to discuss my theory that Voldemort is actually the second cousin of Sauron.

89.) I am not a 'ninja sent here by Lord Voldemort to destroy Harry Potter' and should stop shouting this at meal times.

90.) It's not tasteful to approach Cho wearing a shirt that says 'All the good looking ones die young' with a picture of Cedric Diggory on it.

91.) I will not yell "Hey look It's Lord Voldemort!" at Hogsmeade

92.) I will not tease Voldemort about the time he needed his pink flowery teddy bear to comfort him when he had that bad bad nightmare about Harry

93.) I will not charm a poster of Britney Spears on Draco's wall

94.) I am not allowed to claim that growing marijuana or hallucinogenic mushrooms is "Extra Herbology Work."

95.) I will not use my socks to make hand-puppets of the Slytherin-House mascot.

96.) If the thought of a spell makes me giggle for more than 15 seconds, assume that I am not allowed to use it.

97.) I will not lock the Slytherins and Gryffindors in a room together and bet on which House will come out alive.

98.) I will not charm the suits of armor to do a rendition of "The Knights of the Round Table" for the Christmas Feast.

99.) I am not allowed to declare an official "Hug A Slytherin Day."

100.) I will never ask Harry if his Voldie senses are tingling.

101.) I will not steal Gryffindor's sword from Dumbledore's office and use it to patrol the hallways.

102.) I will not dress up as Voldemort on Halloween.

103.) It is a bad idea to tell Snape he takes himself to seriously.

104.) I will not tell Sir Cadogan that The Knight's Who Say Ni have challenged him to a duel, then have all the students say, 'Ni' from various directions.

105.) I am not the King of the Potato People and I do not have a flying carpet.

106.) I am not allowed to begin each Herbology class by singing the theme song to “Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.”

107.) I will not dress up as Voldemort for Halloween.

108.) I will not call Professor McGonagall “McGoogles”.

109.) I will not sing the entire Multiplication Rocks series during Arithmacy exams.

110.) Dumbledore is not Gandalf, and the Triforce is not hidden in Hogwarts.

111.) There is no such thing as the chamber of Double Secret Probation.

112.) My name is not “the Dark Lord Happy-Pants” I am not allowed to sign my papers as such.

113.) Bringing fortune cookies to divination class does not count for extra credit.

114.) I will not douse Harry Potter’s invisibility cloak with lemon juice to see if he will become visible while wearing it and standing by the fire in the common room.

115.) I will not tell first years they should build a tree house in the Whomping Willow.

116.) I will not teach the house elves to impersonate Jar Jar Binks.

117.) I will not give Gryffindors pixie sticks.

118.) I am not allowed to refer to Susan Bones, Hannah Abbot, and Justin Finch-Fletchley as Blossom, Buttercup, and Bubbles.

119.) A time turner is not a flux capacitator I should therefore not try to install it in a muggle car.

120.) I shall not refer to DADA professors as canaries in a coal mine.

121.) When fighting Death Eaters in the annual June good vs. evil fight I will not lift my wand skyward and shout “There can only be ONE”.

122.) A wand is for magic only, it is not for picking noses, playing snooker, or playing drums no matter how bored I become.

123.) It is generally accepted that cats and dragons can not interbreed and I should not attempt to disprove this theory no matter how wicked the results would be.

124.) 42 is not the answer to every question on the O.W.L.S.

125.) I am allowed to have a cat, rat, toad, or an owl. I am not allowed to have reticulated python, snow leopard, Tasmanian devil, or piranha.

126.) No matter how good an Australian accent I can do I will not imitate Steve Irwin during Care of Magical Creatures class.

127.) I will not refer to the Defense against the Dark arts professor as Kenny, even if he is wearing an orange anorak.


Things to Do in an Exam you Already Know That You are Going to Fail:

1. Get a copy of the exam, run out screaming "Andre, Andre, I've got the secret documents!!"

2. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm SOOO sure that you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a jerk the instructor is.

3. Bring a Game Boy. Play with the volume at max level.

4. On the answer sheet find a new, interesting way to refuse to answer every question. For example: I refuse to answer this question on the grounds that it conflicts with my religious beliefs. Be creative.

5. Run into the exam room looking about frantically. Breathe a sigh of relief. Go to the instructor, say "They've found me, I have to leave the country" and run off.

6. 15 min. into the exam, stand up, rip up all the papers into very small pieces, throw them into the air and yell out "Merry Christmas." If you're really daring, ask for another copy of the exam. Say you lost the first one. Repeat this process every 15 min.

7. Come into the exam wearing slippers, a bathrobe, a towel on your head, and nothing else.

8. Come down with a BAD case of Torte’s Syndrome during the exam. Be as vulgar as possible.

9. Bring things to throw at the instructor when she/he is not looking. Blame it on the person nearest to you.

10. As soon as the instructor hands you the exam, eat it.

12. Turn in the exam approx. 30 min. into it. As you walk out, start commenting on how easy it was.

13. Get the exam. 20 min into it, throw your papers down violently, scream out "Fuck this!" and walk out triumphantly.

15. Show up completely drunk (completely drunk means at some point during the exam, you should start crying for mommy).

16. Comment on how sexy the instructor is looking that day.

17. Come to the exam wearing a black cloak. After about 30 min, put on a white mask and start yelling "I'm here, the phantom of the opera" until they drag you away.

18. If the exam is math/sciences related, make up the longest proofs you could possible think of. Get pi and imaginary numbers into most equations. If it is a written exam, relate everything to your own life story.

19. Try to get people in the room to do a wave.

20. Bring some large, cumbersome, ugly idol. Put it right next to you. Pray to it often. Consider a small sacrifice.

22. Puke into your exam booklet. Hand it in. Leave.

23. Take 6 packages of rice cakes to the exam. Stuff at least 2 rice cakes into your mouth at once. Chew, then cough. Repeat if necessary.

25. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About 5 min into it, loudly say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to every lecture all semester long! What's the deal? And who the hell are you? Where's the regular guy?"

26. Do the entire exam in another language. If you don't know one, make one up!

27. Bring a black marker. Return the exam with all questions and answers completely blacked out.

28. Every now and then, clap twice rapidly. If the instructor asks why, tell him/her in a very derogatory tone, "the light bulb that goes on above my head when I get an idea is hooked up to a clapper. DUH!"

30. After you get the exam, call the instructor over, point to any question, ask for the answer. Try to work it out of him/her.

31. In the middle of the test, have a friend rush into the classroom, tag your hand, and resume taking your test for you. When the teacher asks what's going on, calmly explain the rules of Tag Team Testing to him/her.

32. Bring cheat sheets FOR ANOTHER CLASS (make sure this is obvious... like history notes for a calculus exam... otherwise you're not just failing, you're getting kicked out too) and staple them to the exam, with the comment "Please use the attached notes for references as you see fit."

33. Stand up after about 15 minutes, and say loudly, "Okay, let's double-check our answers! Number one, A. Number two, C. Number three, E..."

35. Wear a superman outfit under your normal clothes. 30 minutes into the exam, jump up and answer your phone, shouting "What? I'm on my way!!". rip off your outer clothes and run out of the room. Strike a pose first for added effect.

38. Bring a giant cockroach into the room and release it on a girl nearby.

40. Bring one pencil with a very sharp point. Break the point off your paper. Sharpen the pencil. Repeat this process for one hour.

41. Make Strange noises... get people to stare... look at the person next to you as if he/she did it.

44. Use Invisible Ink to answer the whole exam.

45. Order catering. The catering company should come in about halfway through the test, and should include at least three waiters, eight carts of food, and five candelabras.


Copy Paste Stuff I found:

If you are obsessed with fan fiction copy this into your profile.

If you like to write, copy/paste this into your profile.

98 of the Internet population have a MySpace. If you're part of the 2 that can resist stupid fads, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you've ever copied and pasted something onto your profile, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.

If you just love to find things to copy and paste into your profile, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you haven't died yet, copy and paste this onto your profile.

(.• (.• pass the ribbon around if you know someone that has survived, DIED, or is living with cancer.

If you hate those obnoxious snobby people, PLEASE copy this into your profile.

If you believe in Jesus Christ put this in your profile and don't just ignore this, because in the Bible it says, ‘If you deny me, I will deny you in front of my Father in the gates of Heaven

Too many people have smoked marijuana. If you haven't, put this in your profile.

Too many people are on crack. If you're not, add this to your bio.

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

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The white man said, "Colored people are not allowed here." The black man turned around and stood up. He then said: "Listen sir...when I was born I was BLACK, When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir, When you're born you're PINK, When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me colored?" The black man then sat back down and the white man walked away...
Post this on your profile if you hate racism

I am the girl kicked out of her home because I confided in my mother that I am a lesbian.
I am the prostitute working the streets because nobody will hire a transsexual woman.
I am the sister who holds her gay brother tight through the painful, tear-filled nights.
We are the parents who buried our daughter long before her time.
I am the man who died alone in the hospital because they would not let my partner of twenty-seven years into the room.
I am the foster child who wakes up with nightmares of being taken away from the two fathers who are the only loving family I have ever had. I wish they could adopt me.
I am one of the lucky ones, I guess. I survived the attack that left me in a coma for three weeks, and in another year I will probably be able to walk again.
I am not one of the lucky ones. I killed myself just weeks before graduating high school. It was simply too much to bear.
We are the couple who had the realtor hang up on us when she found out we wanted to rent a one-bedroom for two men.
I am the person who never knows which bathroom I should use if I want to avoid getting the management called on me.
I am the mother who is not allowed to even visit the children I bore, nursed, and raised. The court says I am an unfit mother because I now live with another woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who found the support system grow suddenly cold and distant when they found out my abusive partner is also a woman.
I am the domestic-violence survivor who has no support system to turn to because I am male.
I am the father who has never hugged his son because I grew up afraid to show affection to other men.
I am the home-economics teacher who always wanted to teach gym until someone told me that only lesbians do that.
I am the man who died when the paramedics stopped treating me as soon as they realized I was transsexual.
I am the person who feels guilty because I think I could be a much better person if I did not have to always deal with society hating me.
I am the man who stopped attending church, not because I don't believe, but because they closed their doors to my kind.
I am the person who has to hide what this world needs most, love.
I am the person who is afraid of telling his loving Christian parents he loves another male.
Re-post this if you believe homophobia is wrong. Please do your part to end it.

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Harry > Voldemort, Voldemort > Cedric, and Cedric = Edward. So, Harry > Voldemort > Edward. Therefore, Harry > Edward. So, Harry Potter > Twilight. If you agree with this form of logic, copy and paste this into your profile.

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92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch told them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would be the 8 percent that would be laughing your ass off.

Ninety-five percent of teenagers are concerned about being popular. If you are one of the five percent who aren't, copy this, put it in your profile, and add your name to the list: Queen S of Randomness 016, Queen B of Randomness 016, AnimieKittyCaffe, The Gypsy Pirate Queen, That Bloody Demon, The Astrology Nerd, Shadow929, Crazy Billie Joe Loving Freak, Yavie Aelienel, Hyperactively Bored, Spymaster E, Shanny-Boo, Gem W, Brown-eyed angelofmusic, piratesswriter/fairy to be, Bara-Minomoto, Em Quagmire, Buffy The Mary-Sue Slayer, Random Little Writer, SamanthaFantasyFan, The-Good-Die-Alone, shadowkat 2701,Afw.MagellinaFluffQueen, sulfur angel

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15 Ways to Get Kicked Out of WalMart

1-wander through the store dressed in all black with a fake walkie-talkie humming the Mission Impossible theme. When someone asks what you're doing, scream "LOOK OUT!!" and push them behind a shelf

2-Pass out bananas to random people and snicker loudly after they take one.

3-Buy 350 packets of tuna and scream "THIS CAN'T BE RIGHT!! YOU HAVE TO PUT SOME BACK!!" once the cashier tells you the price

4-Walk around looking confused in the CD section and ask someone where you can find some "musical devices"

5-when the announcer-thing comes on, throw yourself on the floor and scream "THE VOICES!!THEY'RE BACK!!"

6-start a fish stick fight

7-walk up to random people and give them giant bear hugs. Then scream "I MISSED YA, MAN!!"

8-(this requires a friend) Jump in a cart and have a friend push you around screaming "The British are coming!!"

9-walk up to an employee and murmur "code red in aisle 3" and see what they do

10-slip a bra and a lacey pink thong into a really macho-looking man's cart (just make sure he doesn't have any girls with him)

11-attempt to fly off a high shelf

12-throw confetti on random people walking into the store

13-whisper "I know your "little secret"' to people in the checkout line

14-stand inside the freezer at the frozen food section

15-walk up to employees and whisper "I saw dead people...They want me to take you away...to aisle 8..

16 THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through say, "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream, "NO! NO! It's those voices again!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!"

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

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Annoying things to do on an elevator:

1) CRACK open your briefcase or handbag, peer Inside and ask "Got enough air in there?"

2) WHEN arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act as if you're embarrassed when they open themselves.

3) GREET everyone with a warm handshake and ask him or her to call you Admiral.

4) MEOW occasionally.

5) STARE At another passenger for a while. Then announce in horror: "You're one of THEM" - and back away slowly

6) SAY -DING at each floor.

7) SAY "I wonder what all these do?" And push all the red buttons.

8) MAKE explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

9) STARE, grinning at another passenger for a while, then announce: "I have new underwear on."

10) WHEN the elevator is silent, look around and ask: "Is that your beeper?"

11) TRY to make personal calls on the emergency phone.

12) DRAW a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers: "This is my personal space."

13) WHEN there's only one other person in the elevator, tap them on the shoulder, then pretend it wasn't you.

14) PUSH the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. Smile, and go back for more.

15) ASK if you can push the button for other people but push the wrong ones.

16) HOLD the doors open and say you're waiting for your friend. After a while, let the doors close and say "Hi Greg, How's your day been?"

17) DROP a pen and wail until someone reaches to help pick it up, then scream: "That's mine!"

18) BRING a camera and take pictures of everyone in the lift.

29) PRETEND you're a flight attendant and review emergency procedures and exits with the Passengers.

20) SWAT at flies that don't exist.

21) CALL out "Group hug" then enforce it.\

Did you know the average American only reads 3 books a year? If you don't believe that it's even possible to read that little, copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa, copy and paste this into your profile.

When you were 5, your mom gave you a ice cream cone. You thank her by yelling at her that it's the wrong kind.
When you were 9, your mom drove you from swimming class to soccer and one birthday party to another. You thanked her by slamming the door and never looking back.
When you were 10, your mom payed for piano classes. You thanked her by never coming to class.
When you were 12, your mom was waiting for a very important call. You thanked her by talking on the phone all night.
When you were 14, your mom payed for a month away at summer camp. You thanked her by not bothering to write a single letter.
When you were 16, your mom taught you how to drive her car. You thanked her by taking it every chance you got.
When you were 17, your mom drove you to the mall and gave you her credit card. You thanked her by maxing it out.
When you were 18, your mom cried at your high school graduation. You thanked her by partying until dawn.
When you were 20, your mom drove you to collage. You thanked her by saying good-bye to her outside the drom so you wouldn't have to say bye in front of your friends.
When you were 26, your mom payed for your wedding. You thanked her by moving halfway across the world.
When you were 30, your mom fell ill and needed you to take care of her. You thanked her by reading about the burden parents become to children.
Then, one day, she quietly died and everything you did came crashing down on you.
If YOU love your mom, re-post this and if you don't, you won't care if your mom dies, will you?

At age 8, your dad buys you an ice cream. You thanked him by dripping it all over his lap.

When you were 9 years old, he paid for piano lessons. You thanked him by never even bothering to practice.

When you were 10 years old he drove you all day, from soccer to football to one birthday party after another. You thanked him by jumping out of the car and never looking back.

When you were 11 years old, he took you and your friends to the movies. You thanked him by asking to sit in a different row.

When you were 12 years old, he warned you not to watch certain TV shows. You thanked him by waiting until he left the house.

When you were 13, he suggested a haircut that was in fashion. You thanked him by telling him he had no taste.

When you were 14, he paid for a month away at summer camp. You thanked him by forgetting to write a single letter.

When you were 15, he came home from work, looking for a hug. You thanked him by having your bedroom door locked.

When you were 16, he taught you how to drive his car. You thanked him by taking it every chance you could.

When you were 17, he was expecting an important call. You thanked him by being on the phone all night.

When you were 18, he cried at your high school graduation. You thanked him by staying out partying until dawn.

When you were 19, he paid for your college tuition, drove you to campus carried your bags. You thanked him by saying good-bye outside the dorm so you wouldn't be embarrassed in front of your friends.

When you were 25, he helped to pay for your wedding, and he told you how deeply he loved you. You thanked him by moving halfway across the country.

When you were 50, he fell ill and needed you to take care of him . You thanked him by reading about the burden parents become to their children.

And then, one day, he quietly died. And everything you never did came crashing down like thunder on your heart.

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If you have ever read a 250 pg book in less than one day, copy and paste this into your profile.

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Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.

They say "Guns don't kill people, people kill people." Well I think the guns help. If you stood there and yelled BANG, I don't think you'd kill to many people.

I am not crazy! You know what! The voices don't like you anymore!

Death is life’s way of saying you’ve been fired.

When everything's coming your way, you're in the wrong lane.

I used to have an open mind but my brains kept falling out.

I couldn't repair your brakes, so I made your horn louder.

For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.

If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

When I'm not in my right mind, my left mind gets pretty crowded.

Everyone has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.

You know the speed of light, so what's the speed of dark?

Join The Army, Visit exotic places, meet strange people, then kill them.

I poured Spot remover on my dog. Now he's gone.

Evening news is where they begin with 'Good evening', and then proceed to tell you why it isn't.

There are three sides to any argument: your side, my side and the right side.

The only two things you need in life are duct tape and WD-40: If it moves and it's not supposed to... Use the duct tape. If it doesn't move and it IS supposed to... Use the WD-40. Anyone who agrees, copy and paste this on your profile.

The Situation in Hell

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well.

Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

Most of the students wrote proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law (gas cools when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant.

One student, however, wrote the following:

First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate at which souls are moving into Hell and the rate at which they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving.

As for how many souls are entering Hell, let's look at the different Religions that exist in the world today. Most of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there is more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell.

With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially. Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand proportionately as souls are added.

This gives two possibilities:

1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

2. If Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

So which is it?

If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa during my Freshman year that, "it will be a cold day in Hell before I go out with you", and take into account the fact that I went out with her last night, then number 2 must be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and has already frozen over.

The corollary of this theory is that since Hell has frozen over, it follows that it is not accepting any more souls and is therefore, extinct . . . leaving only Heaven, thereby proving the existence of a divine being which explains why, last night, Teresa kept shouting "Oh my God."

THIS STUDENT RECEIVED THE ONLY "A."

The Top 100 Things I'd Do If I Ever Became An Evil Overlord

1. My Legions of Terror will have helmets with clear plexiglass visors, not face-concealing ones.

2. My ventilation ducts will be too small to crawl through.

3. My noble half-brother whose throne I usurped will be killed, not kept anonymously imprisoned in a forgotten cell of my dungeon.

4. Shooting is not too good for my enemies.

5. The artifact which is the source of my power will not be kept on the Mountain of Despair beyond the River of Fire guarded by the Dragons of Eternity. It will be in my safe-deposit box. The same applies to the object which is my one weakness.

6. I will not gloat over my enemies' predicament before killing them.

7. When I've captured my adversary and he says, "Look, before you kill me, will you at least tell me what this is all about?" I'll say, "No." and shoot him. No, on second thought I'll shoot him then say "No."

8. After I kidnap the beautiful princess, we will be married immediately in a quiet civil ceremony, not a lavish spectacle in three weeks' time during which the final phase of my plan will be carried out.

9. I will not include a self-destruct mechanism unless absolutely necessary. If it is necessary, it will not be a large red button labelled "Danger: Do Not Push". The big red button marked "Do Not Push" will instead trigger a spray of bullets on anyone stupid enough to disregard it. Similarly, the ON/OFF switch will not clearly be labelled as such.

10. I will not interrogate my enemies in the inner sanctum -- a small hotel well outside my borders will work just as well.

11. I will be secure in my superiority. Therefore, I will feel no need to prove it by leaving clues in the form of riddles or leaving my weaker enemies alive to show they pose no threat.

12. One of my advisors will be an average five-year-old child. Any flaws in my plan that he is able to spot will be corrected before implementation.

13. All slain enemies will be cremated, or at least have several rounds of ammunition emptied into them, not left for dead at the bottom of the cliff. The announcement of their deaths, as well as any accompanying celebration, will be deferred until after the aforementioned disposal.

14. The hero is not entitled to a last kiss, a last cigarette, or any other form of last request.

15. I will never employ any device with a digital countdown. If I find that such a device is absolutely unavoidable, I will set it to activate when the counter reaches 117 and the hero is just putting his plan into operation.

16. I will never utter the sentence "But before I kill you, there's just one thing I want to know."

17. When I employ people as advisors, I will occasionally listen to their advice.

18. I will not have a son. Although his laughably under-planned attempt to usurp power would easily fail, it would provide a fatal distraction at a crucial point in time.

19. I will not have a daughter. She would be as beautiful as she was evil, but one look at the hero's rugged countenance and she'd betray her own father.

20. Despite its proven stress-relieving effect, I will not indulge in maniacal laughter. When so occupied, it's too easy to miss unexpected developments that a more attentive individual could adjust to accordingly.

21. I will hire a talented fashion designer to create original uniforms for my Legions of Terror, as opposed to some cheap knock-offs that make them look like Nazi stormtroopers, Roman footsoldiers, or savage Mongol hordes. All were eventually defeated and I want my troops to have a more positive mind-set.

22. No matter how tempted I am with the prospect of unlimited power, I will not consume any energy field bigger than my head.

23. I will keep a special cache of low-tech weapons and train my troops in their use. That way -- even if the heroes manage to neutralize my power generator and/or render the standard-issue energy weapons useless -- my troops will not be overrun by a handful of savages armed with spears and rocks.

24. I will maintain a realistic assessment of my strengths and weaknesses. Even though this takes some of the fun out of the job, at least I will never utter the line "No, this cannot be! I AM INVINCIBLE!!" (After that, death is usually instantaneous.)

25. No matter how well it would perform, I will never construct any sort of machinery which is completely indestructible except for one small and virtually inaccessible vulnerable spot.

26. No matter how attractive certain members of the rebellion are, there is probably someone just as attractive who is not desperate to kill me. Therefore, I will think twice before ordering a prisoner sent to my bedchamber.

27. I will never build only one of anything important. All important systems will have redundant control panels and power supplies. For the same reason I will always carry at least two fully loaded weapons at all times.

28. My pet monster will be kept in a secure cage from which it cannot escape and into which I could not accidentally stumble.

29. I will dress in bright and cheery colors, and so throw my enemies into confusion.

30. All bumbling conjurers, clumsy squires, no-talent bards, and cowardly thieves in the land will be preemptively put to death. My foes will surely give up and abandon their quest if they have no source of comic relief.

31. All naive, busty tavern wenches in my realm will be replaced with surly, world-weary waitresses who will provide no unexpected reinforcement and/or romantic subplot for the hero or his sidekick.

32. I will not fly into a rage and kill a messenger who brings me bad news just to illustrate how evil I really am. Good messengers are hard to come by.

33. I won't require high-ranking female members of my organization to wear a stainless-steel bustier. Morale is better with a more casual dress-code. Similarly, outfits made entirely from black leather will be reserved for formal occasions.

34. I will not turn into a snake. It never helps.

35. I will not grow a goatee. In the old days they made you look diabolic. Now they just make you look like a disaffected member of Generation X.

36. I will not imprison members of the same party in the same cell block, let alone the same cell. If they are important prisoners, I will keep the only key to the cell door on my person instead of handing out copies to every bottom-rung guard in the prison.

37. If my trusted lieutenant tells me my Legions of Terror are losing a battle, I will believe him. After all, he's my trusted lieutenant.

38. If an enemy I have just killed has a younger sibling or offspring anywhere, I will find them and have them killed immediately, instead of waiting for them to grow up harboring feelings of vengeance towards me in my old age.

39. If I absolutely must ride into battle, I will certainly not ride at the forefront of my Legions of Terror, nor will I seek out my opposite number among his army.

40. I will be neither chivalrous nor sporting. If I have an unstoppable superweapon, I will use it as early and as often as possible instead of keeping it in reserve.

41. Once my power is secure, I will destroy all those pesky time-travel devices.

42. When I capture the hero, I will make sure I also get his dog, monkey, ferret, or whatever sickeningly cute little animal capable of untying ropes and filching keys happens to follow him around.

43. I will maintain a healthy amount of skepticism when I capture the beautiful rebel and she claims she is attracted to my power and good looks and will gladly betray her companions if I just let her in on my plans.

44. I will only employ bounty hunters who work for money. Those who work for the pleasure of the hunt tend to do dumb things like even the odds to give the other guy a sporting chance.

45. I will make sure I have a clear understanding of who is responsible for what in my organization. For example, if my general screws up I will not draw my weapon, point it at him, say "And here is the price for failure," then suddenly turn and kill some random underling.

46. If an advisor says to me "My liege, he is but one man. What can one man possibly do?", I will reply "This." and kill the advisor.

47. If I learn that a callow youth has begun a quest to destroy me, I will slay him while he is still a callow youth instead of waiting for him to mature.

48. I will treat any beast which I control through magic or technology with respect and kindness. Thus if the control is ever broken, it will not immediately come after me for revenge.

49. If I learn the whereabouts of the one artifact which can destroy me, I will not send all my troops out to seize it. Instead I will send them out to seize something else and quietly put a Want-Ad in the local paper.

50. My main computers will have their own special operating system that will be completely incompatible with standard IBM and Macintosh powerbooks.

51. If one of my dungeon guards begins expressing concern over the conditions in the beautiful princess' cell, I will immediately transfer him to a less people-oriented position.

52. I will hire a team of board-certified architects and surveyors to examine my castle and inform me of any secret passages and abandoned tunnels that I might not know about.

53. If the beautiful princess that I capture says "I'll never marry you! Never, do you hear me, NEVER!!", I will say "Oh well" and kill her.

54. I will not strike a bargain with a demonic being then attempt to double-cross it simply because I feel like being contrary.

55. The deformed mutants and odd-ball psychotics will have their place in my Legions of Terror. However before I send them out on important covert missions that require tact and subtlety, I will first see if there is anyone else equally qualified who would attract less attention.

56. My Legions of Terror will be trained in basic marksmanship. Any who cannot learn to hit a man-sized target at 10 meters will be used for target practice.

57. Before employing any captured artifacts or machinery, I will carefully read the owner's manual.

58. If it becomes necessary to escape, I will never stop to pose dramatically and toss off a one-liner.

59. I will never build a sentient computer smarter than I am.

60. My five-year-old child advisor will also be asked to decipher any code I am thinking of using. If he breaks the code in under 30 seconds, it will not be used. Note: this also applies to passwords.

61. If my advisors ask "Why are you risking everything on such a mad scheme?", I will not proceed until I have a response that satisfies them.

62. I will design fortress hallways with no alcoves or protruding structural supports which intruders could use for cover in a firefight.

63. Bulk trash will be disposed of in incinerators, not compactors. And they will be kept hot, with none of that nonsense about flames going through accessible tunnels at predictable intervals.

64. I will see a competent psychiatrist and get cured of all extremely unusual phobias and bizarre compulsive habits which could prove to be a disadvantage.

65. If I must have computer systems with publically available terminals, the maps they display of my complex will have a room clearly marked as the Main Control Room. That room will be the Execution Chamber. The actual main control room will be marked as Sewage Overflow Containment.

66. My security keypad will actually be a fingerprint scanner. Anyone who watches someone press a sequence of buttons or dusts the pad for fingerprints then subsequently tries to enter by repeating that sequence will trigger the alarm system.

67. No matter how many shorts we have in the system, my guards will be instructed to treat every surveillance camera malfunction as a full-scale emergency.

68. I will spare someone who saved my life sometime in the past. This is only reasonable as it encourages others to do so. However, the offer is good one time only. If they want me to spare them again, they'd better save my life again.

69. All midwives will be banned from the realm. All babies will be delivered at state-approved hospitals. Orphans will be placed in foster-homes, not abandoned in the woods to be raised by creatures of the wild.

70. When my guards split up to search for intruders, they will always travel in groups of at least two. They will be trained so that if one of them disappears mysteriously while on patrol, the other will immediately initiate an alert and call for backup, instead of quizzically peering around a corner.

71. If I decide to test a lieutenant's loyalty and see if he/she should be made a trusted lieutenant, I will have a crack squad of marksmen standing by in case the answer is no.

72. If all the heroes are standing together around a strange device and begin to taunt me, I will pull out a conventional weapon instead of using my unstoppable superweapon on them.

73. I will not agree to let the heroes go free if they win a rigged contest, even though my advisors assure me it is impossible for them to win.

74. When I create a multimedia presentation of my plan designed so that my five-year-old advisor can easily understand the details, I will not label the disk "Project Overlord" and leave it lying on top of my desk.

75. I will instruct my Legions of Terror to attack the hero en masse, instead of standing around waiting while members break off and attack one or two at a time.

76. If the hero runs up to my roof, I will not run up after him and struggle with him in an attempt to push him over the edge. I will also not engage him at the edge of a cliff. (In the middle of a rope-bridge over a river of molten lava is not even worth considering.)

77. If I have a fit of temporary insanity and decide to give the hero the chance to reject a job as my trusted lieutentant, I will retain enough sanity to wait until my current trusted lieutenant is out of earshot before making the offer.

78. I will not tell my Legions of Terror "And he must be taken alive!" The command will be "And try to take him alive if it is reasonably practical."

79. If my doomsday device happens to come with a reverse switch, as soon as it has been employed it will be melted down and made into limited-edition commemorative coins.

80. If my weakest troops fail to eliminate a hero, I will send out my best troops instead of wasting time with progressively stronger ones as he gets closer and closer to my fortress.

81. If I am fighting with the hero atop a moving platform, have disarmed him, and am about to finish him off and he glances behind me and drops flat, I too will drop flat instead of quizzically turning around to find out what he saw.

82. I will not shoot at any of my enemies if they are standing in front of the crucial support beam to a heavy, dangerous, unbalanced structure.

83. If I'm eating dinner with the hero, put poison in his goblet, then have to leave the table for any reason, I will order new drinks for both of us instead of trying to decide whether or not to switch with him.

84. I will not have captives of one sex guarded by members of the opposite sex.

85. I will not use any plan in which the final step is horribly complicated, e.g. "Align the 12 Stones of Power on the sacred altar then activate the medallion at the moment of total eclipse." Instead it will be more along the lines of "Push the button."

86. I will make sure that my doomsday device is up to code and properly grounded.

87. My vats of hazardous chemicals will be covered when not in use. Also, I will not construct walkways above them.

88. If a group of henchmen fail miserably at a task, I will not berate them for incompetence then send the same group out to try the task again.

89. After I captures the hero's superweapon, I will not immediately disband my legions and relax my guard because I believe whoever holds the weapon is unstoppable. After all, the hero held the weapon and I took it from him.

90. I will not design my Main Control Room so that every workstation is facing away from the door.

91. I will not ignore the messenger that stumbles in exhausted and obviously agitated until my personal grooming or current entertainment is finished. It might actually be important.

92. If I ever talk to the hero on the phone, I will not taunt him. Instead I will say this his dogged perseverance has given me new insight on the futility of my evil ways and that if he leaves me alone for a few months of quiet contemplation I will likely return to the path of righteousness. (Heroes are incredibly gullible in this regard.)

93. If I decide to hold a double execution of the hero and an underling who failed or betrayed me, I will see to it that the hero is scheduled to go first.

94. When arresting prisoners, my guards will not allow them to stop and grab a useless trinket of purely sentimental value.

95. My dungeon will have its own qualified medical staff complete with bodyguards. That way if a prisoner becomes sick and his cellmate tells the guard it's an emergency, the guard will fetch a trauma team instead of opening up the cell for a look.

96. My door mechanisms will be designed so that blasting the control panel on the outside seals the door and blasting the control panel on the inside opens the door, not vice versa.

97. My dungeon cells will not be furnished with objects that contain reflective surfaces or anything that can be unravelled.

98. If an attractive young couple enters my realm, I will carefully monitor their activities. If I find they are happy and affectionate, I will ignore them. However if circumstance have forced them together against their will and they spend all their time bickering and criticizing each other except during the intermittent occasions when they are saving each others' lives at which point there are hints of sexual tension, I will immediately order their execution.

99. Any data file of crucial importance will be padded to 1.45Mb in size.

100. Finally, to keep my subjects permanently locked in a mindless trance, I will provide each of them with free unlimited Internet access.

This Evil Overlord List is Copyright 1996-1997 by Peter Anspach. If you enjoy it, feel free to pass it along or post it anywhere, provided that (1) it is not altered in any way, and (2) this copyright notice is attached.

A poem about Child Abuse

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

My eyes are swollen

I cannot see,

I must be stupid

I must be bad,

What else could have made

My daddy so mad?

I wish I were better

I wish I weren’t ugly,

Then maybe my mommy

Would still want to hug me.

I can’t do a wrong

I can’t speak at all

Or else im locked up

All day long.

When im awake im all alone

The house is dark

My folks aren’t home

When my mommy does come home

I'll try and be nice,

So maybe ill just get

One whipping tonight.

I just heard a car

My daddy is back

From Charlie’s bar.

I hear him curse

My name is called

I press myself

Against the wall

I try to hide

From his evil eyes

I’m so afraid now

I’m starting to cry

He finds me weeping

Calls me ugly words,

He says its my fault

He suffers at work.

He slaps and hits me

And yells at me more,

I finally get free

And run to the door

He’s already locked it

And i start to bawl,

He takes me and throws me

Against the hard wall

I fall to the floor

With my bones nearly broken,

And my daddy continues

With more bad words spoken,

"I’m sorry!", I scream

But its now much to late

His face has been twisted

Into a unimaginable shape

The hurt and the pain

Again and again

O please God, have mercy!

O please let it end!

And he finally stops

And heads for the door

While i lay there motionless

Brawled on the floor

My name is Lucifer

I am three,

Tonight my daddy

Murdered me

Now i roam the underworld,

to help those in need.

I may seem evil,

but i'm not.

And if you read this

and don’t pass it on

I pray for your forgiveness

Because you would have to be

AOne heartless person

To not be effected

By this Poem

And because you are effected,

Do something about it!

So all i ask you to do

Is pass this on!

IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE

-Pick the month you were born in-

January I killed
February I smelled
March I ran naked with
April I jumped
May I ate
June I shot
July I danced with
August I loved
September I kissed
October I robbed
November I slapped
December I stabbed

-Pick the day you were born on-

1 A banana
2 A homeless guy
3 A house
4 A mop
5 Barney the dinosaur
6 A sock
7 A stripper
8 My lover
9 My teacher
10 An iPod
11 A movie star
12 A phone
13 An angel
14 A drunk guy
15 A crack head
16 A pillow
17 A cat
18 A teletubby
19 A hobo
20 Paris Hilton
21 A dog
22 A bird
23 Elmo
24 A rock star
25 My toothbrush
26 A glass of milk
27 The kool-aid man
28 A French fry
29 A lesbian
30 An emo
31 A snowman

-Pick the color of the shirt you wearing-

White Because a hobo stole my taco.
Black Because the voices told me to.
Pink Because I wanted to.
Red Because I’m bringing sexy back!
Brown because I’m on crack.
Polka dots Because insanity is fun!
Purple cuz I’m gangsta my home skillett and biscutz.
Gray because I’m cool like dat
Green Because big bird told me to.
Orange Because I know kung-fu.
Maroon because I’m a good girl.
Turquoise Because I was chasing the leprechaun.
Blue Because that’s how I roll!
Tye dye because I’m a freaking scuba diver you got a problem with that? Didn’t think so!
Yellow Because the hippies kidnapped me in the middle of the night.
None Because The aliens did experiments on me.

I shot a sock because the voices told me to.

Naruto fanfics are over populated by yaoi, primarily NaruSasu. If you believe me put this on your profile.
By Order of ChaosLink . (This site needs a freakin filter for that genre! Let the people who want it get all of it and the people who don't, not have to sift through it!)

Things to do in a shop when you are bored.

1. Get 24 boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

2. Set all the alarm clocks in Electronics to go off at 5-minute intervals.

3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms.

4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, " 'Code 3' in housewares"... and see what happens.

5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away.

6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.

7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department.

8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?"

9. Look right into the security camera & use it as a mirror, and pick your nose.

10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti - depressants are.

11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the "Mission Impossible" theme song.

12. In the auto department, practice your "Madonna look" using different size funnels.

13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say "PICK ME!" "PICK ME!"

14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream.. "NO! NO! It's those voices again!!"

15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while and then yell, very loudly, "There is no toilet paper in here!

16. Get several bouncy balls and throw them down an aisle shouting "pikachu, I choose you!"

Repost this if you laughed... Or are planning to do any of these things

You know you live in 2008 when:

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave

2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years

3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is that they don’t have a screen name or my space

4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV

6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job

7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling

8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to your friends

9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5

10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5, only to see that there is indeed no number 5

11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly

12.) Copy and paste this into your profile if you fell for it, you know you did!

50 things to do on an elevator.

1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.

2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of you kleenex to other passengers

3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: "Shut up, damnit, all of you just shut up!"

4. Whistle the first seven notes of "It a Small World" incessantly.

5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.

6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequence of the elevator.

7. Shave.

8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: "Got enough air in there?"

9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.

10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.

11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the door open, then act embarrassed when they open themselves.

12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: "Noogie patrol comming!"

13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.

14. One word: Flatulence!

15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go "plink" at the bottom.

16. Do Tai Chi exercises.

17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: "I've got new socks on!"

18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: "Oh, not now, damn motion sickness!"

19. Meow occasionally.

20. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.

21. Push all of the buttons when you get off... Works great if there are still people on it.

22. Frown and mutter "gotta go, gotta go" then sigh and say "oops!"

23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.

24. Sing "Mary had a little lamb" while continually pushing buttons.

25. Holler "Chutes away!" whenever the elevator descends.

26. Walk on with a cooler that says "human head" on the side.

27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce "You're one of THEM!" and move to the far corner of the elevator.

28. Burp, and then say "Mmmm...tasty!"

29. Leave a box between the doors.

30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.

31. Wear a puppet on you hand and talk to other passengers "through" it.

32. Start a sing-along.

33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask "Is that your beeper?"

34. Play the harmonica.

35. Shadow box.

36. Say "Ding!" at each floor.

37. Lean against the button panel.

38. Say "I wonder what all these do" and push the red buttons.

39. Listen to the elevator wall with a stethoscope.

40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your "Personal space."

41. Bring a chair along to sit in.

42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: "Wanna see wha in muh mouf?"

43. Blow spit bubbles.

44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.

45. Announce in a demonic voice: "I must find a more suitable host body."

46. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.

47. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.

48. Wear "X-Ray Specs" and leer suggestively at other passengers.

49. Stare at your thumb and say "I think it's getting larger."

50. When the elevator starts moving you move up & down until the elevator shakes and yell "EARTHQUAKE!"

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The Laughing Fox by Lord Dragon Claw reviews
What if Naruto were to be raised by the Joker? Such an idea is so wrong, and yet so right. Not to be taken too seriously.
Crossover - Naruto & Justice League - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 19 - Words: 78,908 - Reviews: 1446 - Favs: 2,496 - Follows: 2,210 - Updated: 3/18 - Published: 6/1/2007 - Naruto U., Joker
Meet the Orangineer! by AussieScum reviews
Naruto was attacked on his 5th birthday, and was found by BLU Engineer. What happens when he trains and raises Naruto to be the Leaf's Orangineer? Story had been abandoned because of story errors. Re-write pending late/post 2012.
Crossover - Naruto & Team Fortress 2 - Rated: T - English - Family/Drama - Chapters: 14 - Words: 61,836 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 147 - Updated: 8/26/2013 - Published: 9/25/2011 - Naruto U., Engineer
The Quiet Fox by TheBeardedOne reviews
A young Naruto accidently saves Hinata from being kidnapped and gains the gratitude of the Hyuuga clan as well as knowledge of his heritage. Naruto AU, Naruto/Hinata. Written in flashback format (alternate chapters) (First attempt at Naruto story)
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 35 - Words: 46,797 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 392 - Follows: 209 - Updated: 10/7/2012 - Published: 7/20/2012 - Naruto U., Hinata H. - Complete
Aburame Lightning by sakurademonalchemist reviews
Abandoned on the doorstep of the Aburame clan, Shino must find his own path. But he isn't alone, because his best friend Naruto is always with him. What will happen when his own past comes to drag him back? Will the world that abandoned him survive?
Crossover - Harry Potter & Naruto - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 19 - Words: 57,500 - Reviews: 902 - Favs: 1,564 - Follows: 1,560 - Updated: 9/28/2012 - Published: 4/7/2012 - Harry P., Shino A.
Unexpected guest by Guana reviews
Applebloom meets a new friend and he's not a pony. -NOT human in Equestria fic- *COMPLETED* !- Important message at the end -!
My Little Pony - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 12,249 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 4/26/2012 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Applebloom - Complete
Pink Fur, Black Carrots by KidStoleMyHeart reviews
He could've had a normal day. But no. The world just had to go and throw Chrona one more thing that he couldn't deal with. One that made him twice as vulnerable and maybe even twice as cute to the average teenage girl.
Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,620 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 2/13/2012 - Published: 1/24/2012 - Crona, Maka A.
Fallen Angel by scrletfyre reviews
Being the only dark angel that exists, Heaven has turned its back on Phantom as other angels alienate & torture him. When Phantom falls from Heaven, he is found by Samantha Manson whom will show Phantom that not everone will hate & dispize him
Danny Phantom - Rated: T - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 18 - Words: 22,213 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/27/2011 - Published: 2/20/2011 - Dan Phantom, Sam M. - Complete
Harry Potter and the Reapers of Souls by Respawn.ftw reviews
Harry is in the ministry of Magic where things are going pretty badly until some weapon meisters make an entrance. but what happens if the meisters see him as "just another witch?" The story is better than the summary. Review plz :D
Crossover - Harry Potter & Soul Eater - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,820 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 1/22/2010
Horrible Dominion by FlowerofAdversity reviews
Taking place after the events of the original production. Dr. Robin Moore is accepted into the ELE and falls instantly in love with our favorite token doctor, but will he reciprocate her love in return ? Rated 'T' just in case.
Dr. Horrible's Sing-Along Blog - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2010 - Dr. Horrible/Billy - Complete
She Knew by Zero Skye reviews
Pepper knew that they where meant to be. Jane/Dragon
Jane and the Dragon - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,373 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 10 - Published: 5/12/2010 - Pepper, Jane T. - Complete
A Matter of Choice by 1note reviews
Mythbusters fic starring everybody's favorite crash test dummy! Buster POV.
Misc. Tv Shows - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,806 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2009 - Complete
Darkness Wings, Dark Blade by Blood Lust Fairy reviews
Bloom is sent to the digital world, where Cherubimon turns her back into Dark Bloom. She falls in love with Duskmon. Will her and her beloved survive being turned good? DuskmonXDarkBloom,KouichiXBloom
Crossover - Digimon & Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/14/2009 - Kouichi K./Koichi, Bloom
The New Teacher by Corkboard reviews
There's just something about that new white haired teacher that's not quite normal...
Crossover - Harry Potter & D.Gray-Man - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,938 - Reviews: 123 - Favs: 507 - Follows: 49 - Published: 11/12/2009 - Harry P., Allen Walker - Complete
Partnership by Khilari reviews
Rorschach is a black and white rat puppeteering Dan through fights by pulling on his hair. Crack, but with a plot. Written for the kinkmeme.
Crossover - Watchmen & Ratatouille - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2009 - Complete
Five Minutes To Midnight by ice illuser reviews
They have no idea, but as their lives spin out, they tick closer and closer to the end.
Watchmen - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,151 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Published: 3/17/2009 - Walter K./Rorschach - Complete
Just a Hug by Skye reviews
Jungle Fury: Lily happily greets Camile. Lily/Camile
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 203 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 12/15/2008 - [Lily C., Camille] - Complete
Moving Swiftly Along by Eve Nightingale reviews
A short thought I had while watching Blues Big Musical. A quick show of Steve's secret hatred for Blue's little game. Just a one shot.
Blue's Clues - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 452 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 5 - Published: 11/7/2008 - Complete
Losing And Finding by Robert Teague reviews
The Mirta Chronicles Book II When Mirta gets a letter from home, she finds out the hard way the consequences of changing from Witch to Fairy. Can the Winx Club help her through it?
Winx Club - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 11 - Words: 16,738 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/23/2007 - Published: 10/13/2007 - Mirta, Flora - Complete
A Christmas Lightball Challenge by Flameshield reviews
I know, way to early, but then, Christmas in July? Anubis, Reunited with his wife, goes a little bonkers. Snowball fights and Lightball fun, someone get a leash on that dog!
Power Rangers - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,535 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/21/2006 - Doggie Cruger - Complete
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Remembering Who I Am reviews
Iblis is gone, but so is Blaze. Silver goes flying to clear his head, and remembers a few things about himself. Starts at the end of Silver's Story - Sonic the Hedgehog '06
Crossover - Sonic the Hedgehog & Heroes - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 830 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/21/2011 - Silver - Complete
Survivor's Guilt reviews
Survivor guilt, otherwise known as survivor syndrome, is the mental condition that results from the appraisal that a person has done wrong by surviving traumatic events.
Carrie - Rated: K+ - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 266 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 5 - Published: 7/17/2010 - Complete
Who's That Person In The Mirror reviews
Something I wrote for my Creative Writing class in High School. This is the first and probably going to be the only Strangerhood fanfic. Not actually focusing on a character.
Web Shows - Rated: K - English - Suspense - Chapters: 1 - Words: 572 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Complete
Sdrawkcab reviews
A little something I wrote for my Creative Writing class in High School. A reflection upon the state of the world. Strongly inspired by "Brief Lives".
Sandman - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 493 - Reviews: 1 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Destruction - Complete
A Meeting of Cards title may change reviews
What happens when two cards from different games meet? Warning: Possibly a crackfic; 1st fanfiction, please consider that when reading. If anyone has a better idea for the title, please share it.
Crossover - Yu-Gi-Oh & Solitaire - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 693 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/9/2010 - Dark Magician/Black Magician - Complete
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