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Joined 04-05-10, id: 2315818, Profile Updated: 12-20-10
Author has written 12 stories for Misc. Books, Gaia Online, Death Note, Hetalia - Axis Powers, and Doctor Who.

I'm a HUGE Ancient Egypt geek, and my fave books are... graaaahgh! I can't decide! Well, anything by Wendy Mass, Death Note, Fullmetal Alchemist, Eats, Shoots and Leaves (I'm youngest grammer stickler in the USA!) and Harry Potter. My fave movies are Austin Powers, The Lion King (yeah, it's for little kids, but convince yourself it's Hamlet in a fur coat and you won't feel like an idiot), and Star Wars. Fave TV shows: Mythbusters, Shark Week on the Discovery Channel (no, I'm not a sicko who like to see people getting ripped apart, I just love sharks!), Seinfeld, and Star Trek (semi-Trekkie; in it for Scotty and the Tribbles!).

Death Note Fandom Meme

1. The first character you fell in love with: L. I actually started reading Death Note because of him. Blame the fanart.
2. The character you never expected to love as much as you do now: Matt. The fanbase made me avoid him, but he's just too awesome not to love!
3. The character everyone else loves that you don’t: Lightbulb Imagay. Enough said.
4. The character you love that everyone else hates: Misa. I think she's actually kind of smart, but more on that later.
5. The character you used to love but don’t any longer: Ryuk just gets so damn creepy at the end...
6. Which character did you think you would love but didn’t: Takada. She seemed like a strong, independent character at first, then...I dunno, she just went all bleh. Then she killed Mello. *rips Takada voodoo doll to shreds and eats the scraps*

FMA Fandom Meme

1. The first character you fell in love with: Ed, of course!
2. The character you never expected to love as much as you do now: Dorchet! *hugggles* What is it with me and minor characters who die ridiculously quickly? *pout*
3. The character everyone else loves that you don’t: Envy. Why, you ask? Hughes. Enough said.
4. The character you love that everyone else hates: Nobody, I guess.
5. The character you used to love but don’t any longer: Ditto as #3.
6. Which character did you think you would love but didn’t: Ditto as #3.

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Shorts and Sweets by Dlvvanzor reviews
Sometimes it takes an Oreo cookie to decide who will be on top. All genres, characters, lengths, and levels of quality! LxL, MxM, or crack. Mostly humor. Rated for language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 264 - Words: 89,374 - Reviews: 5474 - Favs: 679 - Follows: 488 - Updated: 3/26 - Published: 7/23/2009
Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong reviews
Petunia married a biochemist, and Harry grew up reading science and science fiction. Then came the Hogwarts letter, and a world of intriguing new possibilities to exploit. And new friends, like Hermione Granger, and Professor McGonagall, and Professor Quirrell... COMPLETE.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 122 - Words: 661,619 - Reviews: 29672 - Favs: 15,866 - Follows: 14,276 - Updated: 3/14 - Published: 2/28/2010 - Harry P., Hermione G. - Complete
HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH by Secondpillow reviews
Harry Potter eventually eats a sandwich and discusses life with a famous author.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 10 - Words: 2,847 - Reviews: 1020 - Favs: 909 - Follows: 319 - Updated: 2/25 - Published: 8/27/2005 - Bellatrix L., Seamus F.
Minutiae: Or 156 Things I Know About You by Atlin Merrick reviews
Here in no particular order: Little truths and tiny facts John and Sherlock have learned about one another over the years. All chapters stand alone. Humor/Slash
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 56 - Words: 85,894 - Reviews: 928 - Favs: 689 - Follows: 591 - Updated: 11/6/2014 - Published: 1/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Feed My Frankenstein by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
The multichaptered thing supposed to host all these things I have in mind that can't make it to a full oneshot or are the cut parts of my other multichaptered fics. Why this title? Because the crack I'll put here is what feeds my brain. It's alive, alive!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 9,298 - Reviews: 213 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 9/29/2014 - Published: 12/8/2009 - Matt, Mello
Return to Fanfiction by The One Called Demetra reviews
Aline is once again pulled into the uncreatively titled world of fanfic as civil war breaks out. Will Nikki overcome administrative frustrations? Will her kid sister Jenna ever become a mighty evil overlord? Will D escape telling her origin story? Will Aline ever figure out what's going on? Of course not. Don't be silly.
Misc. Books - Rated: K+ - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 56,015 - Reviews: 153 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 8/19/2014 - Published: 2/14/2010
Fullmetal Lol by Nimrochan reviews
Crackfic parody. Ed is constantly drunk, and Al is generally depressed. Yet both persevere in their quest to restore their bodies through the legendary Internet, a mythical power said to hold unimaginable forces. However, a hidden, stupid evil awaits...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 38 - Words: 104,958 - Reviews: 482 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 174 - Updated: 8/11/2014 - Published: 3/9/2010
333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of the UN by iTorchic reviews
Based off of '333 Ways to Get Kicked Out of Walmart' and '333 and More Ways to Get Kicked Out of HQ'. Rated T. Crack. Contains all characters and rare instances where the thing known as sanity appears.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 69 - Words: 34,124 - Reviews: 2182 - Favs: 1,251 - Follows: 793 - Updated: 7/25/2014 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Complete
iTorchic and the Philosopher's Stone by iTorchic reviews
A spoof of 'Monty Python and the Holy Grail'. King Edward and his Knights of the Circular Table are travel across Amestris to search for a Gate given quest to find the Philosopher's Stone. CRACK. Rated T. Follows the movie! I'm bored again!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 2,345 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 23 - Updated: 7/15/2014 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Complete
The Same Situations of Six Different Men by jamesgatz1925 reviews
Three couples that we know and the things they do differently throughout their day. Just having fun. I do not own Mycroft Holmes, Greg Lestrade, Sherlock Holmes, John Watson, Seb Moran or James Moriarty.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 102 - Words: 238,642 - Reviews: 491 - Favs: 314 - Follows: 305 - Updated: 6/15/2014 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W.
Why Does Anyone Do Anything? by Jambammer reviews
Jim Moriarty doesn't need a reason for doing anything. Not for killing, not for threatening, not for robbing. She certainly doesn't need a reason for pretending to be a man. Sebastian's just trying to follow the madness.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Crime - Chapters: 16 - Words: 8,751 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 6/8/2014 - Published: 1/29/2012 - J. Moriarty
Before and Beyond the Beginning by Breech Loader reviews
During the hyena's youth, Shenzi must learn to control a pack. Banzai must learn to control his emotions. Ed must learn to live with insanity. A competitor for Shenzi must learn to be a scumbag. The trio has yet to meet Scar. And ALL have to face puberty.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Romance - Chapters: 18 - Words: 48,863 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 47 - Updated: 6/4/2014 - Published: 1/15/2010 - Shenzi, Banzai
Breakfast of Champions by Sir Thopas reviews
For a time traveler, life is just a collection of moments. This is 50 of the most important moments in the life of Martha Jones.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 51 - Words: 33,659 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 4/19/2014 - Published: 2/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, Martha J., Mickey S. - Complete
Heracles not Hercules by Lumoa reviews
Sometimes we all feel like we don't belong, but when you find out your parents are really gods...well that's a whole new story all together. The Hetalia cast in Disney's Hercules...with some adjustments of course. No genderbending. Main pairings include: Slight Spamano, USUK, and a lot of JapanxGreece later. Rated T for language.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 15,946 - Reviews: 110 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 110 - Updated: 4/17/2014 - Published: 7/27/2010 - Japan, Greece
The Houseguests by Zilo Sugarpill reviews
Hey, I was sure I could handle this. Mom would only be gone a week, and my siblings could behave sometimes. Piece of cake, right? Not when Envy shows up in your basement, it's not. And yet somehow he becomes the least of my problems...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 18 - Words: 78,547 - Reviews: 270 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 194 - Updated: 4/14/2014 - Published: 4/6/2010 - Envy, OC - Complete
Game Over by Kaze Kimizu reviews
What happens when Matt gets kidnapped? Will Mello rescue him in time? And what will happen...after?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Crime/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 22 - Words: 41,349 - Reviews: 273 - Favs: 188 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 3/26/2014 - Published: 3/2/2008 - Matt, Mello
The First Time by Atlin Merrick reviews
There's a first time for every thing, for every little thing. Here are short tales about the first time Sherlock and John had sex in public; the first time Mycroft kissed Greg; the first time the boys shopped for patent-black stilettos...and so much more.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 24,967 - Reviews: 323 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 254 - Updated: 1/7/2014 - Published: 10/6/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
You Got To Raise Me After All by obsessivelyfanaticgw09 reviews
"Don't you see? It all worked out in the end..didn't it? You got to raise me after all" Series of drabbles with Amy, Rory, and their daughter, all hanging out as kids. Doctor Who fic, the only place where that summary makes perfect sense
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Drama/Friendship - Chapters: 37 - Words: 51,710 - Reviews: 322 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 140 - Updated: 12/25/2013 - Published: 8/28/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
Bits and Pieces and Drabbles by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock and John in wee little dribs and drabs. Short bits of fiction, prompt fills for friends, or just little stories that don't want to grow up to be big stories.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 47 - Words: 26,789 - Reviews: 496 - Favs: 181 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 12/5/2013 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Dailies by Strix 4 reviews
We've seen the adventures. But what went on behind closed doors in between action shots? A gaggle of oneshots detailing the daily lives of Roy Mustang and his squad. Hints of Ed/Win, Roy/Riza, and parental Roy/Ed. Rated T for language
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 33 - Words: 91,602 - Reviews: 1119 - Favs: 1,081 - Follows: 795 - Updated: 11/3/2013 - Published: 2/8/2010 - Roy M., Edward E.
Smells like love by Darkblacklily reviews
England's latest spell has backfired, again. Instead of a spell to make everyone fall in love with his cooking, they have fallen in love with HIM, and they won't leave him alone. Will he be able to survive all of their 'affections? ?/England England/?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 58,770 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 197 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 9/27/2013 - Published: 2/14/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Once Bitten, Never Shy by The Plot Ninja reviews
An array of spiders sit on the table in jars when John bursts through the door. Of course, Sherlock has somehow let himself be bitten by a certain exotic, bright-yellow spider, whose toxins have incredibly unusual properties... Beware: SLASH and dub-con
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 88 - Favs: 123 - Follows: 185 - Updated: 8/25/2013 - Published: 12/27/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Punch Drunk Love by Leather and Stripes reviews
Love is a grave mental disease. -Plato. Past Rodeo Drive and Sunset Boulevard, on the outskirts of LA, he'll find a bar. And in that bar, he'll find a smile. It always starts with a smile. MelloxMatt, AU. Mature.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 116,762 - Reviews: 321 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 215 - Updated: 8/11/2013 - Published: 6/16/2010 - Mello, Matt
Insomnia by Damagoed reviews
It all starts because Sherlock can't sleep. Let's take a walk through some private moments and some tales from the despatch box. Mostly John & Sherlock. But also Mycroft, Ghosts, Dreams and New Characters.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 233 - Words: 158,033 - Reviews: 1681 - Favs: 671 - Follows: 706 - Updated: 7/19/2013 - Published: 11/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Sherlock: This Is War by IBegToDreamAndDiffer reviews
Sherlock didn't much care that his brother was dating his DI. But then they went a step too far and did certain things in 221B that Sherlock would rather not think about. Now it's all-out war with each couple trying to out-do the other. Mystrade vs. Johnlock! See the multiple warnings inside. ON HIATUS UNTIL FURTHER NOTICE.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 85,105 - Reviews: 565 - Favs: 331 - Follows: 374 - Updated: 7/13/2013 - Published: 2/6/2012 - [Mycroft H., DI Lestrade] [Sherlock H., John W.]
Dear Blank, Sincerely Blank by QueenKira reviews
Humorous exchanges between characters that always start with 'Dear', and end with 'Sincerely'. Drabble fic.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 81 - Words: 5,487 - Reviews: 2380 - Favs: 962 - Follows: 573 - Updated: 7/2/2013 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Harry P., Voldemort - Complete
Cleansing by SuperSaiyanKiri reviews
Matt drags Mello up to the mountains for a little vacation. Much more happens than just a little relaxation. Yaoi MxM
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 14 - Words: 30,339 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 6/7/2013 - Published: 7/5/2010 - Matt, Mello
John and Sherlock MiniFictions by akaAuroraBorealis reviews
A collection of very short stories about John and Sherlock. I write romance/slash, so that's what they'll be.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 11,689 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 5/1/2013 - Published: 7/16/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Little Birdie Told Me by Atlin Merrick reviews
A series of silly stories and serious inspired by really marvelous tweets by the Sherlock writers, directors, actors, and producers. Most will be slashy John and Sherlock, but who knows who else and what else...only Twitter knows for sure.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 11,797 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 11/2/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Growing up again by Merthergirl reviews
Sherlock's experiment goes wrong and he accidentally babyfies himself and a few others! Will they have to wait years to grow up or are Sherlock's predictions correct? either way, why are Mycroft and Anthea saddled with the brats?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 10,511 - Reviews: 109 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 141 - Updated: 3/21/2013 - Published: 9/16/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Supplemental Rules and Regulations by Sekhem reviews
It all began after Hawkeye got her dog, and spiraled downward from there. A chronicle of the day-to-day chaos of Eastern HQ, and the supplemental rules that grew out of it. Surprisingly, Ed and Alphonse are not the main culprits. Rated T, for safety.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 23 - Words: 26,626 - Reviews: 331 - Favs: 512 - Follows: 363 - Updated: 1/1/2013 - Published: 8/29/2009
Never Regret Thy Fall by RoseMuse reviews
FMA drabbles from various characters' points of view. Main pairings. -retitled-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Family/Friendship - Chapters: 30 - Words: 10,739 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 12/24/2012 - Published: 5/2/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
Fangirls and Handcuffs by xElementFivex reviews
Drabbles. L gives up sweets, Near learns about fanfiction, Matt and Mello get into some trouble, and Light learns about the implications of handcuffs.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 36 - Words: 9,260 - Reviews: 464 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 95 - Updated: 12/8/2012 - Published: 10/25/2009
My Newest Alliance by rae1112 reviews
Russia needs some help with love, because America is being predictably difficult. In his desperation, he turns to England. And recieves some questionable results. RusUS, RusUK, AmCan?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 14,932 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 11/23/2012 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Russia, England/Britain
Mirrors by DearCassius reviews
Liam Watson wasn't expecting much when he and his father moved from London to an American city. And he definitely wasn't expecting to share a locker with his dad's dead best friend's eccentric and rude daughter- but after all, like father, like son.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Mystery/Humor - Chapters: 13 - Words: 29,113 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 58 - Updated: 8/28/2012 - Published: 3/15/2012 - John W., Molly Hooper - Complete
Apollo by welcometofightclub reviews
"Son" she told him. "I want you to meet Holly and Artemis Fowl. they're your biological parents." Apollo was just a normal punk teenager, who loved rock and video games. what will happen to his life when he finds the identity of his parents.
Artemis Fowl - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 181,929 - Reviews: 233 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 8/26/2012 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Artemis F., Holly S. - Complete
Jones Kenzo Jones? by Merthergirl reviews
All poor Jack wants to do is spend Christmas with his boyfriend, Ianto. but when Ianto's younger brother, an almost exact replica of Ianto with an extra cold attitude arrives, it doesn't look like he'll get his perfect christmas after all.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,909 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 8/16/2012 - Published: 8/9/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Faith Like A Child by Ricechex reviews
Spoilers through all episodes. What if, when Sherlock jumped from the roof of St. Bart's, things had not gone quite according to plan? What if he came away from the jump with a serious injury, resulting in brain damage? And how does John deal with it?
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 33 - Words: 44,684 - Reviews: 327 - Favs: 279 - Follows: 204 - Updated: 8/13/2012 - Published: 3/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
221B Drabbles by tsukinoblossom reviews
My attempt at writing short stories in the 221-B format 221 words, last word starting with B . I'm really enjoying writing and I think these will encourage me to to do it more often and present an interesting challenge. Note: These stories are not sequential, or even necessarily in the same universe. Unless otherwise specified, each drabble is a unique, complete entity.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 221 - Words: 55,709 - Reviews: 1163 - Favs: 399 - Follows: 306 - Updated: 8/6/2012 - Published: 10/30/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Forgive Us Our Trespasses by CelticKawaii reviews
Three kids cross the Gate, but one of them comes out dead. Now lost in this strange new world, the only two survivors are confronted with a familiar face. My first story. Rated for blood and some swearing. OC's!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 24,401 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 8/2/2012 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Envy, Edward E.
The Adventure of the Consulting Woman by DancingGrimm reviews
"So the plan is, you have until Saturday night to make that," he pointed at Sherlock, "look and act convincingly like a woman, so she can go and be a damsel in distress and trap a serial murderer. Have I got that right?" A crossdressing case fic.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 42,652 - Reviews: 225 - Favs: 436 - Follows: 198 - Updated: 8/1/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tell Me You Love Me by Meohy reviews
Through a series of word games and acts of spontaneous kindness, Mello tries to ploy Matt into confessing his undying love for him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 22 - Words: 20,482 - Reviews: 177 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 81 - Updated: 7/28/2012 - Published: 10/20/2010 - Mello, Matt
Cerulean by EverythingIsMagic reviews
Arthur is spending a normal summer in Cape Cod, when he encounters the extraordinary in the form of an enthusiastic young merman named Alfred. Over one summer, they'll fall in love. Over one summer, their lives will change forever. AmericaxEngland AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 37,677 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 842 - Follows: 932 - Updated: 7/15/2012 - Published: 3/24/2010 - England/Britain, America
Death Note: Fanfiction Gone Bad by Corey M. Smith reviews
The Stupidest Random Crack-fic...In Color! -3-D Glasses Not Included- Pssst...I updated maybe...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,696 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 7/6/2012 - Published: 1/19/2008 - Matsuda T., L
Tristan Chord by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Two days left before they have to go down. Matt doesn't know what to think, but Mello knows the price they're paying. A hard desperation is rising in them both, and they've got to find answers before it's too late.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 8 - Words: 37,084 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 65 - Follows: 31 - Updated: 6/15/2012 - Published: 5/14/2008 - Matt, Mello
What Jack is No Longer Allowed To Do At Torchwood by Daimia De Luke reviews
The Skippy List: Torchwood Style. Ianto has compiled a list, complete with references, of things Jack is no longer allowed to do. Rating for innuendo, possible M chapters in the future.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 8,051 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 51 - Updated: 6/5/2012 - Published: 1/11/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Insomnia: Ghost of Christmas Past by Damagoed reviews
A further insight into Mycroft's childhood friend Nicholas. And more about Mycroft. Read Chapter 40 of my story Insomnia
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 31 - Words: 21,641 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 5/24/2012 - Published: 12/19/2011 - Mycroft H.
Just Don't by wordlytreasure reviews
Five times where Tony forced Bruce to do something against his will, and the one time he forced back. A Tony/Bruce series of short fics. EPILOGUE IS NOW UP. THANKS EVERYONE!
Avengers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 7 - Words: 17,433 - Reviews: 179 - Favs: 334 - Follows: 165 - Updated: 5/15/2012 - Published: 5/9/2012 - Hulk/Bruce B., Iron Man/Tony S. - Complete
Use Your Imagination by thisisforyou reviews
"John. Why are you looking at a picture that's clearly intended to be me mid-coitus?" Smutty Johnlock oneshot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,741 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 180 - Follows: 28 - Published: 5/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
straight black lines by Mira-Jade reviews
He never did forgive Nick Fury for bloodying up his trading cards. Not during that first week, anyway. SPOILERS, and fix-it fic for the film.
Avengers - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 307 - Follows: 16 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Agent Phil Coulson, Nick F. - Complete
I know the shape your shadow takes by Mira-Jade reviews
"We mourned you, brother. We all mourned you." After the fall, those left standing try to pick up the pieces.
Thor - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/12/2012 - Thor, Sif - Complete
Agglomeration by Silver Pard reviews
A collection of half-forgotten meme fills, with a disproportionate number of crossovers and at least a fifty percent chance of being utter crack.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 25 - Words: 35,081 - Reviews: 438 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 229 - Updated: 5/6/2012 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
HeadSpace Out of my Head by tsukinoblossom reviews
Somewhat AU, in which Sherlock has an uncanny ability and John is unsurprisingly accepting. Chapters 3, 9, and 11 contain explicit content, the subsequent chapters may refer to it but are not explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Fantasy - Chapters: 12 - Words: 30,333 - Reviews: 139 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 5/4/2012 - Published: 11/13/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Positive by gutsandglitter reviews
After an unpleasant diagnosis, Mycroft insists on breaking up with Greg, while Greg insists on taking care of Mycroft.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 10,910 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 4/15/2012 - Published: 11/27/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
Sontaran Encounter — 11th Doctor, River, and Jack by betawho reviews
The Doctor and River run into Jack, who's a bit befuddled about their relationship.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,583 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 128 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 4/7/2012 - Published: 9/28/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
Give It All Away To Have Someone To Come Home To by Ricechex reviews
Post TRF. Not-slash, but mentions of a romance that could have been. Sherlock watches John, and wishes he could come home right now.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,128 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 8 - Updated: 4/6/2012 - Published: 4/5/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mihael Keehl's Incredibly No Good, Very Bad Year by xElementFivex reviews
Mello's diary. His thoughts on everything from Near's undying hatred to Matt's potential case of rabies. Life isn't any easier just because you're a hot, leather wearing genius.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 4,489 - Reviews: 112 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 4/4/2012 - Published: 11/16/2009 - Mello
Fluidity by D McVetty reviews
Sebastian Moran is a hitman, he's dangerous, and he's about to learn that gender is as fluid as sexuality. Total crack. Drabble. Moriarty/Moran
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,399 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/28/2012 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb - Complete
Resurrection by scifigrl47 reviews
Several months post Reichenbach Fall, John Watson finds himself back at 221B Baker Street, contemplating beginnings and ends. Guns, grief, and belief should never be mixed with alcohol. How far can he push the still hidden Sherlock?
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 3 - Words: 30,952 - Reviews: 116 - Favs: 223 - Follows: 331 - Updated: 3/27/2012 - Published: 2/12/2012 - John W., Sherlock H.
Upperclassmen by Dark knightress reviews
University AU/ Sherlock Holmes resident genius is being tutored on a subject he took and passed two years ago. Why? Certainly not because he has a thing for a certain short fellow upperclassmen, because that would just be ridiculous.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,093 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 162 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/26/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Reversal by abysmallydull reviews
John has always been the one taking care of Sherlock. What happens when they exchange roles? Written after watching season 1, without seeing season 2 yet.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 10 - Words: 15,745 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 179 - Updated: 3/26/2012 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Do you know what happens to naughty girls? by those-cheekbones reviews
Irene suspects Molly has an idea of what happened to Sherlock, and she'll use all her skills to find out the truth. Rated M for smut.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 3,172 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 67 - Updated: 3/21/2012 - Published: 2/20/2012 - Molly Hooper, Irene A.
A Week is Just Seven Days Isn't It? by scifigrl47 reviews
When John heads overseas for a week, Sherlock's forced to fend for himself. It goes about as well as anyone could have anticipated. Which is to say, very, very poorly. Don't worry, things'll be fine in just seven days.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 39,906 - Reviews: 807 - Favs: 2,532 - Follows: 365 - Updated: 3/17/2012 - Published: 2/26/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Looseleaf by Atreyl reviews
Of allergies, misplaced Valentine's cards, and bubble baths. Memories Matt and Mello hold dear, all written on various pieces of looseleaf paper.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 176 - Words: 47,549 - Reviews: 1607 - Favs: 236 - Follows: 155 - Updated: 3/15/2012 - Published: 3/3/2010 - Matt, Mello
Promises by XthesilverliningX reviews
John comes home to some strange noises...but Sherlock is the only one in the flat. PWP. Slashy goodness. Rated M, because M rated fanfiction is the only kind of fanfiction. Slash/Language Content
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,314 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 54 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 3/14/2012 - Published: 3/13/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Night Shift by JenniferJF reviews
Being a guard isn't the most glamourous job in the world. If part of your duties includes watching over Cell 426, though, at least it's never boring. DISCLAIMER: No Time Streams were harmed in the writing of this fic. Probably.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 40 - Words: 7,791 - Reviews: 370 - Favs: 431 - Follows: 256 - Updated: 3/11/2012 - Published: 10/10/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Experiment by abysmallydull reviews
Just a silly idea of a woman's intuition vs. the science of deduction. Sarah and Sherlock are conducting an 'experiment' on one Dr. John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,777 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 3/4/2012 - Published: 12/29/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
A Relationship in Ten Words by drjamband reviews
Based on "Top Ten Relationship Words That Aren't Translatable Into English." Each chapter a new word. Rated T for themes. Reviews much appreciated! Happy Valentine's Day!
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 10 - Words: 4,523 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 32 - Updated: 2/29/2012 - Published: 2/14/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Awkward by xcrysto reviews
Being in a 'relationship' with the time-travelling daughter of your two best friends can sometimes make things rather...awkward...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 11 - Words: 24,609 - Reviews: 180 - Favs: 174 - Follows: 145 - Updated: 2/20/2012 - Published: 9/4/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III
Of Alcohol and Siblings by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
A very drunk Harry meets a comforting stranger in a nondescript alleyway of London. Post-Reichenbach. Spoilers for Series 2. One-shot; rated T for drunkenness and swearing.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,777 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/19/2012 - Harry W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Harken Forth by Mira-Jade reviews
The moments behind myth and legend. A collection of a hundred drabbles.
Thor - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 16 - Words: 9,753 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 44 - Updated: 2/18/2012 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Thor, Loki
When You Know You're Obsessed With Hetalia by Bakura From School reviews
You know you're obsessed with Axis Powers: Hetalia when... Written for fun. Please Read, Review, and write your own!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 8,367 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 310 - Follows: 149 - Updated: 2/16/2012 - Published: 6/2/2010 - Complete
The Disappearance of Gilbird Beilschmidt by Jenny Max reviews
Hell hath no fury like a Prussia without his Gilbird.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,271 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 78 - Follows: 86 - Updated: 2/15/2012 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Prussia
Not Gay by Luna the Unicorn reviews
Sherlock and John end up spending a night together in a hotel room "for a case". strong NC-17.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,054 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 2/11/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
An Apple a Day and other Sayings by PaiPerMeent reviews
A collection of short stories, one-shots and drabbles inspired by quotes about Medicine, Doctors, and health in general. "T" for language, slash, and adult topics.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 7,207 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 14 - Updated: 2/11/2012 - Published: 11/28/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Rien ne va plus by Ariane DeVere reviews
Mrs Hudson's hip is giving her hell. The boys are in the hallway. Mrs H investigates why they've been there for some time.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 12 - Published: 1/30/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Pinball Wizard by gwenweybourne reviews
Fluffy one-shot. John lets his inner rockstar out to play while Sherlock is out. But when the detective walks in on him, John finds himself teaching Sherlock a few things about rock 'n' roll.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,909 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 47 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/29/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Ella by Ariane DeVere reviews
John finds comfort and shelter from an unexpected source. Despite the title, this is NOT a post-Reichenbach story.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 961 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/28/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Reboot by gwenweybourne reviews
Sequel to "Intolerable. Ludicrous. Incredible." Sherlock's sexual awakening gives John more than he bargains for. Cuddles, fluff, traumatizing Mrs. Hudson and Sally Donovan. Pre-Reichenbach.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,479 - Reviews: 164 - Favs: 580 - Follows: 158 - Updated: 1/25/2012 - Published: 1/17/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
We Were Never Being Boring by gwenweybourne reviews
John struggles to cope after Sherlock's gone. A song on the radio makes him think about what it was to have had Sherlock in his life. Does he regret having met the sleuth? Songfic. Reichenbach spoilery. This is my little way of coping with the ep.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,753 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/15/2012 - John W. - Complete
Intolerable Ludicrous Incredible by gwenweybourne reviews
Sherlock must resolve an intolerable situation. John is driving him to distraction, the Work is suffering, and there is only one solution to be had. Some minor SiB spoilers.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 9,961 - Reviews: 94 - Favs: 562 - Follows: 61 - Published: 1/10/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
221B Domestic Drabbles by thedaringkurtsie reviews
A collection of 221B drabbles, featuring a domestic theme. All kinds of cutesy fluffy shizz. #8: Board.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 8 - Words: 2,586 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 11/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Compassion by Silence Is Not Golden reviews
Lt.Riza Hawkeye was discharged from the military for disobeying orders. It's been peaceful but 2 years later, a will containing an old friend's last words was given to her by a strange man...-On hold-
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 13 - Words: 38,030 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 41 - Updated: 1/10/2012 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Riza H., Roy M.
Blood by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
Dreams are always comprised of shades of reality, nightmares maybe even more so. Post-pool scene; how our lovely boys are coping. Sherlock/John friendship; one-shot. T for darker images and themes.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,211 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 18 - Published: 1/6/2012 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Break Me Out of My Cocoon by too-much-like-Luna reviews
Irene Adler/Molly Hooper. Irene lives on, and Molly is taught how to begin. For the prompt: Irene Adler shapes Molly into her own version of John Watson.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,294 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Molly Hooper - Complete
In the Sheets by IronicNarwhal reviews
Has anyone ever wondered why Sherlock was wandering around in a sheet in Scandal in Belgravia? Here's a short drabble attempting to explain one theory. Slight, slight spoilers for A Scandal in Belgravia. Bit of harmless fun.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,161 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/4/2012 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Give Me the Moon by mistamie reviews
"How can I make you love me?" "Give me the moon, that's how." Twins at the same college, dating their roommates, when they begin to find they've fallen for each other's boyfriend. Drama ensues. Prucan USUK Swearing, rating subject to change.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 5 - Words: 15,577 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 78 - Updated: 1/3/2012 - Published: 9/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
Vocabulary Lessons with Sherlock and John by StarsHideYourFires reviews
A sequel of sorts to 20 Words John Watson Needed Without Knowing Them, an ongoing series of vignettes from Sherlock and John's life together that focus on obscure and little used English words.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 13,259 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Stitches in Time by JenniferJF reviews
Happy New Year! Series of One-Shots for 11/River. Latest chapter: It's New Year's Eve. Somewhere.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 28 - Words: 13,385 - Reviews: 82 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 71 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 6/23/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
The Fandom Who Waited by samlicker113 reviews
Meta, AU. A series of oneshots as Ms. Fandom waits for Sherlock to come back... Rated T for drug references.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 8 - Words: 5,636 - Reviews: 92 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 40 - Updated: 1/1/2012 - Published: 9/14/2011
I Won't Say by angeltrap reviews
Having found out L's name, Light decides - not bothering to ask L's opinion - that while L will always be Kira's enemy, he can still be Light's boyfriend. So naturally he's supposed to spend Christmas with L and his family at Wammy's, right? LightxL
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 72,013 - Reviews: 330 - Favs: 599 - Follows: 294 - Updated: 12/31/2011 - Published: 1/1/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Orange by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Orange: a secondary color created by mixing the primary colors red and yellow. Collection of Mello/Matt stories; as such, it will contain shounen-ai/yaoi, strong language, and general awesomeness-it's Mello and Matt, awesomeness in its purest form.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 81 - Words: 63,986 - Reviews: 651 - Favs: 184 - Follows: 126 - Updated: 12/29/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Mello, Matt
Every Five Years by InterruptingDinosaur reviews
Christmas has always been a special time for Sherlock and Mycroft. Evil cousins, muggings, girlfriends, Mummy Holmes, and puberty! Oh my! Christmases with the reluctant consulting detective and the voracious occupant of a minor government position.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,878 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 12/28/2011 - Published: 12/9/2011 - Mycroft H., Sherlock H. - Complete
Tales of the Teddy Bear by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
In which Sherlock has a teddy bear, and John has confusion. In spades. John/Sherlock, pre-slash and slash, collection of one-shots, some cursing. Fluff, fluff, and more fluff. It's teddy bears. Did you expect anything else?
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 6,059 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/27/2011 - Published: 7/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Observations by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
The boys try to hide their relationship from the Yarders. Predictably, this does not work. Sherlock/John, rating for allusions to interesting activities -read : sex- .
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,742 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 12/26/2011 - Published: 11/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Small Christmas Miracles by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
John and Sherlock enjoy a relatively normal Christmas together. Just every-day life at 221B; some of the quieter moments that are so very rare. J/S friendship, One-Shot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/25/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Days of Christmas by SonicTeamFreeWill reviews
25 Christmas drabbles featuring the Doctor - 10 & 11 - Amy, Rory, River, and several old companions; after all, family and friends make a Christmas merry! Mostly fluff but not all,for the TARDIS Christmas Challenge 2011, rated T for River's flirting
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 25 - Words: 14,342 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 12/25/2011 - Published: 12/13/2011 - Complete
Should Old Acquaintance Be Forgot by gutsandglitter reviews
After a romantic night is spurred by a mistletoe kiss, Greg is left bitter and alone for New Year's.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 800 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 14 - Published: 12/24/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
Mystrade Advent Calendar by Pawfoot reviews
Winter and holiday themed Mystrade for the days leading up to Christmas. Most will be fluffy and slightly ridiculous.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 5,783 - Reviews: 122 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 30 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/1/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H. - Complete
The Run Up To Christmas by BlueMoonOnTheRise reviews
The festive season at 221B. Sherlock!AdventCalendar.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 22 - Words: 15,486 - Reviews: 78 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 12/24/2011 - Published: 12/4/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mistletoe by gutsandglitter reviews
Just a bit of fluffy holiday Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/23/2011 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade
A Study in Sherlock by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sherlock asks an awkward question, and John struggles to answer helpfully without revealing his hidden feelings towards his flatmate.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,159 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 414 - Follows: 51 - Published: 12/20/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Cold Snap by Mirith Griffin reviews
"The Mayo Clinic prescription for hypothermia is this: Tea. Blanket fort. Sex. All right, it doesn't come right out and say that on the website. But Sherlock can read between the lines." A prequel to "Heat Wave."
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,132 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 381 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/17/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Allegiance by Bookwrm389 reviews
When the Eastern Rebellion came to an end, one man looked on his comrades with the eyes of a king. One by one, we became his soldiers and he became our leader. We are Colonel Roy Mustang's most loyal subordinates, and these are our stories.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 94,914 - Reviews: 252 - Favs: 450 - Follows: 123 - Updated: 12/15/2011 - Published: 11/23/2010 - Roy M. - Complete
Streetlight Eyes by currents reviews
/figures. she'd just figured out he was in love with her and she's laughing. wasn't this one of his teenage nightmares? -AmyRory- for Dee. 10 scenes of Amy and Rory growing up. Onehot. Rated T. Enjoy!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,699 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 20 - Published: 12/15/2011 - Rory W., Amelia P./Amy - Complete
The Margins by Tierfal reviews
A collection of short, isolated pieces venturing into various pairings, places, circumstances, tones, humors, ratings, and contexts. Gleefully spoiler-ridden.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 8,612 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 93 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/14/2011 - Published: 8/17/2008 - L, Light Y.
Draco Malfoy and the Trials of Single Parenthood by Estora reviews
Draco Malfoy: ex-Death Eater, former bigot, divorcee. Astoria left him for Krum, his children worship the Weasleys who clash with the décor, something's rotten at Hogwarts, and he doesn't really know what he's doing. But maybe he's getting the hang of it.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 11 - Words: 28,617 - Reviews: 121 - Favs: 150 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/13/2011 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Draco M. - Complete
In Which There Are Kittens by StoneWingedAngel reviews
"Sherlock, I can't have been out more than an hour – how on earth have you managed to procure half a dozen kittens in that space of time?"
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,858 - Reviews: 115 - Favs: 638 - Follows: 41 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Sherlock and John dance on Broadway by breathing is over-rated reviews
A drunken game of truth or dare leaves Sherlock forced to play a childish Wii game. Well, he and a few others. Implied John/Sherlock and Mystrade.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 548 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/12/2011 - Sherlock H., John W.
Have Yourself a Mystrade Christmas by gutsandglitter reviews
Just a little peppermint-scented drabble about Mycroft and Lestrade's first Christmas together.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 542 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 10 - Published: 12/11/2011 - DI Lestrade, Mycroft H.
What's A DVD? by ScorpioGirl1987 reviews
Now complete. The Lion King characters watch the Lion King movies.
Lion King - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 16 - Words: 52,678 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 12/11/2011 - Published: 11/19/2009 - Simba - Complete
Fun! a 221B by regrette rien reviews
Sherlock gets a new toy. John's not as rapt. sexual innuendo, allusions to nudity, one rude word S/J
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 298 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Mary Mary? Quite Contrary! by CelticKawaii reviews
The Teen Alchemist. The Eighth Homunculus. We've seen it all before. But does it automatically make your OC a Mary Sue? Here's my advice when it comes to making a still-believable character.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 15 - Words: 16,015 - Reviews: 167 - Favs: 107 - Follows: 56 - Updated: 12/7/2011 - Published: 12/18/2010 - Complete
Christmas Carols from the FMA Cast! by iTorchic reviews
Mustang got ran over by a reindeer! Edward singing about killing people? Some three unfortunate soldiers they are, going to arrest an unforgiving scar? What the heck is going here? Oh wait, it's just Christmas in Amestris! Back after spring and summer! D
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 27 - Words: 7,348 - Reviews: 304 - Favs: 164 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 12/3/2011 - Published: 12/3/2009 - Complete
Narcissus by Atlin Merrick reviews
Sherlock's got laryngitis. John decides to soothe his poor wheezy sweetie. Of course he does. It's entirely natural for him to do so with a little sexing. Of course it is. Making love to his lover whispering sweet, sweet nothings to him…in his own voice.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 3 - Words: 8,622 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 27 - Updated: 12/1/2011 - Published: 11/17/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Smuggling Nothing But Feelings by withaflourish reviews
Douglas has "the talk" with a certain Molly Hooper about her relationship with a certain MJN airdot captain. Surprisingly, Molly doesn't mind.
Crossover - Radio Dramas & Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 472 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 22 - Published: 11/28/2011 - Cabin Pressure, Molly Hooper - Complete
Roaring Heterosexuals by yourmanwatson reviews
"You know, when we first moved in here, you never told Mrs. Hudson we'd be needing two beds…" In which both Sherlock and John begin to question John's sexuality. Will be multi-chaptered.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,835 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 11/24/2011 - Published: 8/4/2011 - John W., Sherlock H.
Untouchable by CKerased reviews
Sherlock bets John that he can talk him into a climax without any sort of physical stimulus. John accepts the challenge. Established relationship. Slash. One-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,068 - Reviews: 55 - Favs: 228 - Follows: 24 - Published: 11/24/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
LockheedMcDonnell by Ariane DeVere reviews
Cabin Pressure fic. What happened after the events of "Ottery St Mary". Pre-slash/Romance featuring Martin and Douglas.
Radio Dramas - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,596 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/23/2011 - Cabin Pressure - Complete
Flatmates should know the worst about each other by Ariane DeVere reviews
There are many things that John has to tolerate now that he lives with Sherlock, but nobody ever prepared him for this.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 10 - Published: 11/21/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Author, Author by Ariane DeVere reviews
Sexytimes for John and Sherlock suddenly don't feel quite right. John finds out the startling reason why.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,415 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/16/2011 - John W. - Complete
Tooth & Nail by Atlin Merrick reviews
John Watson, doctor, soldier, dental phobe, is stoned. Rat-arsed. High as a horny kite. And if he doesn't stop dancing on the coffee table he's going to do himself a mischief. Yet it seems the only way to get John off that table is to, um, get John off.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,766 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 96 - Follows: 11 - Published: 11/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
A Bloody Cliché by Miliazer reviews
An accidental post on John's blog which was honestly not meant for people to read. He was honestly just bored and missing Sherlock. Smut and fluff!
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,028 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/13/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Becoming Anthea by gutsandglitter reviews
"Anthea" was just supposed to be a code name, a false persona for work. But Katharine Potts has been living under this assumed identity for so long it's taken over her entire life and existence.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,324 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/10/2011 - Anthea
Thaxted by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock plays the violin for John on a perfect calm afternoon
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 709 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 3 - Published: 11/7/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
The Tale of Psyche and Eros Redux by katamari-jedi reviews
Revisiting the classic tale of Love and Soul a la Hetalia-style! Greece/Japan, France, and cameos of South Korea, Hong Kong, Taiwan, China, Lietchenstein, South Italy, Spain, America, North Italy, Prussia, Austria, Germany, Lithuania, Poland, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Romance - Chapters: 5 - Words: 17,390 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 11/7/2011 - Published: 4/4/2011 - [Greece, Japan] France, China - Complete
going nowhere, going somewhere by Estora reviews
Edward, and self-discovery. Bella taught him how to love; his new college roommate may just be the one to teach him how to live. The twenty-first century, Edward is beginning to realise, is actually kind of...awesome.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 13,171 - Reviews: 95 - Favs: 166 - Follows: 53 - Updated: 11/5/2011 - Published: 9/24/2010 - Edward - Complete
Folktales by OldFashionedGirl95 reviews
In which a Narnian bard rants on the twisted nature of the most insidious Calormene tales.
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/1/2011 - Aslan - Complete
Jealous of your Cigarette by tsukinoblossom reviews
Sherlock finds out John has an unexpected and unhealthy kink. Nothing explicit.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 715 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/24/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Effect of Mythbusters on Consulting Detectives by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
-The myth: that the show Mythbusters will make Sherlock Holmes more insufferable than ever. Confirmed, Plausible, or Busted? The answer to that is anyone's guess. John introduces Sherlock to Mythbusters. Pre-slash with definite leanings, one-shot
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,736 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/22/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
If Bella Were Sane by The One Called Demetra reviews
The events of Twilight, had Bella been the only sane woman in the Twilight universe. Diarystyle. T because normal teenagers don't say 'Holy crow' when they swear.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 4,675 - Reviews: 332 - Favs: 556 - Follows: 136 - Updated: 10/21/2011 - Published: 7/3/2009 - Bella, Edward - Complete
Let Me Live by ByrdIsTheWord reviews
John remembers his time in Afghanistan. He might not show it, but being an army doctor was difficult. I'd like to know whether y'all like this as is or if I should add a bit to the end where Sherlock talks to John. Review or message me w/ suggestions. :
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 137 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/16/2011 - John W. - Complete
Alone In Our Beliefs, Together In Our Fear by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
Tom Robinson's trial told from the POV of a reporter for the New York Times, Nixon Cannenkelsia, who finds the trial hitting a little too close to home where he struggles with bisexuality. Implied slash, so if you don't like it, don't read it.
To Kill a Mockingbird - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,372 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 5 - Published: 10/11/2011 - Complete
The Stairwell by betawho reviews
Everybody worried about Amy losing her baby. Sometimes people forget Rory lost his baby as well.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 940 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 7 - Published: 10/7/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
It Ain't Over Yet by Pikeru's Angel reviews
You thought it was finished? Well let me tell you something - it ain't over yet. Little interconnected things set after Not So never Ending. AU for season six. Warning: Language, possible slash but mostly friendship, and mentions of torture.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 17 - Words: 6,987 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 9/23/2011 - Published: 7/3/2011 - The Master
Wonderful Thing about Tiggers by LadyRavena reviews
A missing scenette from The Year that Never was. Somethings we'd rather forget. Light.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 339 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/23/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Bedmates by betawho reviews
River's finally got him right where she wants him. Sort of.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 267 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/22/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, 11th Doctor - Complete
Grandparents by betawho reviews
What would happen if River Song accidentally ran into her grandparents?
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,379 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 72 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/20/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
Events in Life by Inuchron reviews
100 themes, 100 short stories about FMA's golden couple. EdxWin all the way!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 56 - Words: 19,570 - Reviews: 303 - Favs: 118 - Follows: 114 - Updated: 9/18/2011 - Published: 7/17/2009 - Edward E., Winry R.
Paper Memories by samlicker113 reviews
River shares a quiet moment with the Doctor after the Ponds eventually leave him. AUish.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,206 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/15/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
unhealthy but not unhappy by closeincline reviews
USxUK college AU. Alfred is a naïve freshman, Arthur is a well-versed but somewhat troubled exchange student, Francis is an annoying room mate, Mathew is a sassy gay friend, and about half the rest of world makes an appearance eventually.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,133 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 9/15/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - England/Britain, America
That Infernal Song by SchizophrenicMuffin reviews
The Master loves playing a certain song, just to tick off the Doctor. Set during the Year that Never Was. Drabble
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 342 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/13/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The State of Relevance by Riding A Tiger In Outer Space reviews
More Jim/Seb fluff, in which Seb finds out why Jim robs art museums
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 430 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2011 - J. Moriarty, Sebastian M./Seb
Up the Porch by crackberries reviews
Across the roof, and in through the bedroom window. And if the people in the movies can manage it, so can Matthew Williams.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,803 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 6 - Published: 9/10/2011 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
You Belong To Me by Ellarose C reviews
-Fly the ocean in a silver plane, see the jungle when it's wet with rain, just remember till you're home again, you belong to me.- USUK drabble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,012 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 4 - Published: 9/8/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
roommates by burningjackets reviews
in this AU, Rory and the Doctor are roommates. That's about it, I think.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,208 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
A New Low by leiaweasley reviews
"She's known me for 10 years and hasn't noticed?" Throwing my hat in the ring with another ending to the infamous "Let's Kill Hitler" scene.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 373 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/5/2011 - Amelia P./Amy, Rory W.
earth is a wonderful planet by burningjackets reviews
The Doctor loves Earth, but it is not his favourite planet.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 434 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/4/2011 - 11th Doctor
my friend, the king by burningjackets reviews
The Doctor loves the brave. He loves one man in particular, but he can't. He's too young to know better and too old to care.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 606 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Published: 9/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
If I Were A Girl by remuslives23 reviews
'Okay,' Jack said, staring down at himself in mixed horror and awe. 'I think that answers the question of what happened to my voice.' Genderswap.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,022 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Tryst by remuslives23 reviews
The morning after.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,675 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/3/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Wedding Dancer by betawho reviews
From a prompt - "Can someone, somewhere, write a ficlet about Eleven dancing with everyone at the wedding?" You know, where the women were brilliant but the men were a bit shy?...
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 286 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 8/31/2011 - 11th Doctor - Complete
Revenge Triple Whammy by Kishimojin reviews
L has solved the case! But there's very bad news for the Whammy kids. Mello, Near, and Matt won't take it lying down! Swearing REVENGE, they set off on an adventure. But with all these teenage crushes and quarrels, it won't be easy! Crack/Yaoi COMPLETE
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 22,189 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 9/1/2011 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Mello, Near - Complete
Chocolate Chip Brownies by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
One-shot! Put a bored slash fangirl in front of a computer and you get Doctor/Master fluff in the form of brownies and cuddling. Rated T for the Master's slightly perverted ideas for the chocolate icing. No, I'm not kidding.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,077 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Rumpled by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
-John Watson is typically very particular as to the state of his clothing. There are, however, exceptions to this rule. One-shot, could be taken as either Slash or Pre-Slash
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 398 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/30/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Cheater, Cheater by dorothywrites reviews
One question is still on my mind: How does one cheat at naked hide and seek? Jack and Ianto are both competitors-it was bound to happen.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,964 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/27/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Moves Like Jagger by WhatTheF-ckHaveYouDoneLately reviews
One-shot inspired by Maroon 5's "Moves Like Jagger." Travelling with the Doctor isn't exactly ideal for the Master, but sometimes there are little things to make up for it...like dancing. First attempt at Doctor/Master!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,370 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/26/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Of Scarves by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
John is surprised at Sherlock's new scarf. More specifically, at its length. And color. And length. One-shot, pre-slash
Crossover - Doctor Who & Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 666 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/25/2011 - Sherlock H. - Complete
Never Boring by betawho reviews
Even the most hectic life has its quiet moments.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 487 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
20 Words John Watson Needed Without Knowing Them by StarsHideYourFires reviews
A collection of drabbles based on foreign words with no English equivalent set at various points in John's life, mostly pertaining to his involvement with Sherlock. John/Sherlock slash. Rated for some implied sexual situations and general angst.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 7,864 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 154 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/17/2011 - Published: 8/14/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Like a Teddy Bear by Spamsterlady reviews
Why is it that Sherlock doesn't know the earth goes round the sun but he knows that teddy bears go 'Round and Round the Garden? I hope this explains. A slight bit of angst is held within.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,157 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/11/2011 - Sherlock H., Mycroft H. - Complete
My hero by Stripes93 reviews
AU. Alfred awakes at night to hear his twin brother screaming. Getting up he finds Mathew being defiled by their vile adoptive French father. He does the only thing he can do...protect what is his. Rated T for language and suggestive rape More info inside
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Family - Chapters: 10 - Words: 26,113 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 73 - Updated: 8/10/2011 - Published: 4/6/2011 - America, Canada
In Which Blaine Also Loves Scarves by ellemedit reviews
Total crack!fic, smut, masturbation. Kurt/Blaine, Blaine/Kurt's Scarf. I'm so sorry for this, I really am. NC-17. This is a crack!fic, total joke, written for the hilarity and the porn. Don't take it seriously!
Glee - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/5/2011 - Blaine A., Kurt H. - Complete
Look at What the Met Dragged In by Atlin Merrick reviews
"No offense Sherlock, but John and I are a lot more rough round the edges than you are. You'd have made a much prettier girl." Sherlock's long, painted fingers ran slowly up one long leg, tugging the wrinkles from his black hose. "True…"
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,703 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 97 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/3/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
His Baby Girl by betawho reviews
His baby girl… He'd only gotten to hold her for a little while.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 178 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/1/2011 - Rory W., Melody P. - Complete
Awry by IndigoNightandRayneStorm reviews
Jack decides to be funny, but Ianto isn't amused, especially when Jack's plans go awry. Slash, Janto, mild sexual content. Oneshot.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,895 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/29/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
The First Date by mostofthepieces reviews
One shot. Set after "Kiss Kiss Bang Bang" Captain Jack Harkness and Ianto Jones have their first official date.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,915 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/27/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Miniscope by betawho reviews
Donna gets her first look at a miniscope, but there's a problem.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 106 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/27/2011 - 10th Doctor, Donna N. - Complete
Shave and a Haircut by Atlin Merrick reviews
John didn't know Sherlock could even grow a beard. And it's ginger? That was a surprise. So was John's request. "Sherlock, let me shave you." What happens next involves a straight razor, 20 questions, and some very creative foreplay.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,873 - Reviews: 71 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 36 - Updated: 7/26/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Flour Baby by Dlvvanzor reviews
Belatedly, Watari realized that giving Light and L a bag of flour and telling them to take care of it for one week to prove that they could handle a puppy, might not have been the best idea of which the genius inventor had ever conceived. Complete.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 4,507 - Reviews: 185 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 104 - Updated: 7/25/2011 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Home by Grim Lupine reviews
Some days, years after the fact, Peter wonders if perhaps his life really started when Aslan looked at the four of them and said, 'You have done enough. Your home is here, if you wish it to be so.' /oneshot/ /PeterCaspian/
Chronicles of Narnia - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,832 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/24/2011 - Peter Pevensie, Caspian X - Complete
Re: Inter Office Gossip by Handful of Silence reviews
Lestrade and Donovan make a bet regarding Sherlock and John. It doesn't take long for the majority of the Yard to get involved. S/J
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,939 - Reviews: 241 - Favs: 1,392 - Follows: 126 - Published: 7/17/2011 - DI Lestrade, Sherlock H. - Complete
In Which Gratuitous Sex Ensues by SemiPrecious17 reviews
John enjoys taking condescending, calculating, arrogant Sherlock and making him human with just his hands and mouth. Warnings: rimming, bondage, slash, PWP
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,741 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/15/2011 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
The Day I KOLKOLed by Sushi Sensei reviews
Italy is sick of the world stepping all over him so in a bid to show the world he isn't just about pasta, he swaps his white flag for a lead pipe and his "please don't hurt me" for "become one with Italy da?" Sounds like a certain Russian we all know?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,678 - Reviews: 108 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 92 - Updated: 7/15/2011 - Published: 2/5/2011 - N. Italy, Russia
Delete by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
Sherlock has never had a problem with deleting unnecessary information from his brain. Then he meets John. Pre-Slash, one-shot.
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 955 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/8/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Not So Perfect by china-aruX3 reviews
After rejecting the wealthy aristocrat everyone expected her to marry, Elizaveta Héderváry knows she needs to escape the wrath of her social climbing step-father. Thankfully, she won't be alone. Her best friend Gilbert decides to come along for the ride.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 7 - Words: 12,322 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 45 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 3/13/2011 - Prussia, Hungary
DON'T FLUSH THE TOILETS! by Half-HeartedShadow reviews
Pranks by all your favorite Fullmetal Alchemist characters!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,396 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 7/4/2011 - Published: 7/7/2010 - Edward E.
An Evening With Mrs Doctor by zaida.thorngage reviews
An intimate moment between the Doctor and his TARDIS is interrupted by Amy. **Set some time between "The Doctor's Wife" and "The Almost People"**
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 669 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 9 - Published: 7/3/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Swimming Pool by ncfan reviews
Come to the Light Side: we have swimming pools.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Sci-Fi - Chapters: 1 - Words: 256 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/1/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Welcome to Baker Island by retiredddddddd reviews
When no one agrees to play with him, America forces the former Allied and Axis powers to reenact World War Two on a deserted island. GerIta, FrUK, USJap, RuChi. Rated T for suggested adult themes, minor language, and petty violence. Set in modern day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 8 - Words: 66,713 - Reviews: 86 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 103 - Updated: 6/27/2011 - Published: 12/12/2010 - Germany, N. Italy
Love Letters by betawho reviews
The psychic paper is great for sending little notes across time. Of course, some notes are quite distracting...
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 779 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 4 - Published: 6/27/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
Shrinking by Gevaudan reviews
The weather prompts Jack to ask an age-old question.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 551 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/27/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Strike a Pose, Fake a Smile by Tamer Lorika reviews
Antonio loves the stage; Romano hates it. So when he's "convinced" into coming to drama club, he's not gonna like it. In fact, he's going to say things that he'll regret. And because he's such a good actor, this time Antonio believes him. Uh-oh.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 14,598 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 295 - Follows: 177 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 6/25/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Not So Never Ending by Pikeru's Angel reviews
A pop, a plop, and a groan. Another person ends up in Amy's garden, though this time the shed stays in tact. Warning: Swearing, mentions of torture, and general angst.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 22,760 - Reviews: 107 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 69 - Updated: 6/26/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011 - The Master, 11th Doctor - Complete
The Psychology of Jam by Carnal Coffee Bean Catastrophe reviews
Sherlock happens upon John Watson as he indulges in a supposedly secret guilty pleasure. Pre-Slash; One-Shot
Sherlock - Rated: K - English - Hurt/Comfort/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,327 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/26/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
El Dorado by Sword-of-Shadows reviews
A Hetalia parody of Dreamworks' The Road to El Dorado. Yeah, pretty much just that. Two con-artists, Antonio and Lovino, get ahold of a map leading them to the legendary city of El Dorado; the city of gold. Rated T to be safe...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 14,881 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 6/24/2011 - Published: 3/10/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Unexpected by remuslives23 reviews
Remus' fantasies take an unexpected turn.
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 922 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/21/2011 - Remus L. - Complete
Butter Wouldn't Melt by remuslives23 reviews
Gwen is never babysitting again.
Torchwood - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,806 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/19/2011 - Ianto J., Gwen C. - Complete
Dear Doctor by ello.cheeky reviews
The TARDIS, trapped in a human body, writes the Doctor a short letter. Oneshot. Set during The Doctor's Wife. Please review so I know I'm not a total hack :
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 512 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/17/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
51st Century Gossip by betawho reviews
River and Captain Jack talk about the Doctor.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 152 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 7 - Published: 6/17/2011 - River Song/Melody P. III, Jack H. - Complete
Communication by Handful of Silence reviews
Five times Sherlock could get something across in a text, and the one time it had to be said another way. Sherlock/John
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,122 - Reviews: 62 - Favs: 499 - Follows: 34 - Published: 6/14/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
My Idiot Boyfriend by gossamer - glass reviews
There's the Nice Boyfriend, and then there's My Idiot Boyfriend. The tsunderes of Hetalia rant about their boyfriends. T for cursing and sexual implications. You can request any pairing for me to write, and I will.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 20 - Words: 13,139 - Reviews: 165 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 83 - Updated: 6/13/2011 - Published: 4/28/2011
Sonnet to the Mistress by Blue-Sparkels reviews
A little drabble inspired by Shakespeare's Sonnet 130. Doctor/Master and a little slashy
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 702 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 6 - Published: 6/11/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Relationship Status: It's Complicated by crackberries reviews
Welcome to highschool, where stupid is the only thing more prevalent than hormones.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 17 - Words: 76,183 - Reviews: 531 - Favs: 535 - Follows: 257 - Updated: 6/10/2011 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Beating Heart by Stripes93 reviews
For weeks Lovino has been plagued by this strange feeling when ever by his brother; his heart would begin to beat uncontrollably, his stomach would start to roll, and he would begin to sweat. He hasn't a clue what's wrong with him. T for Lovi's mouth.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,213 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 6 - Published: 6/10/2011 - S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Life And Times by Roslin The Werewolf reviews
Who ever said that having Damien Moore as a father would be boring? -One!Shots on author mistamie's fic "One Big Misunderstanding"-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,731 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 6/9/2011 - Published: 6/5/2011 - America
The Infiltration of the Sues by Just-For-Kicks-XP reviews
This is it. The biggest catastrophe to hit Amestris since the Promised Day itself. Chaos shall reign, and lives shall be lost. But one thing is certain- there is no escape. I own nothing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 14,872 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 7 - Updated: 6/7/2011 - Published: 10/26/2010
Running by Pikeru's Angel reviews
"Now? I kiss her now?" "Kazaran, trust me. It's either this, or go back to your room and design a new kind of screwdriver. Don't make my mistake. Now go!" Warning: Mild slash and brief mentions of child abuse.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 515 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/6/2011 - 1st Doctor, The Master - Complete
What Came Next by mimibeebee reviews
"Where are we?" I lean a little in my seat so I can see through the windshield. Straight ahead I can see a pretty little park, a path around a huge lake with a fountain at the center. "Roger can answer that for you, my dear," she says. My heart freezes.
A Mango-Shaped Space - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,005 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Mia W., Roger C. - Complete
The Stormcage by betawho reviews
River's life in the Stormcage was boring, but there were a few things to liven it up.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 423 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/2/2011 - Complete
A Hetalian Midsummer by Bri Nara reviews
21st century parody of 'A Midsummer Night's Dream'. Pairings: GerIta, Spamano, USUK, and AustriaxPiano. Warning: Romano's language, sexual themes, and the utter crack added to a Shakespeare classic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 5,348 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 18 - Updated: 5/29/2011 - Published: 4/15/2011 - Complete
It Was Just a Kiss by betawho reviews
River Song is hot, and the Doctor's not immune. What he was thinking at the end of Day of the Moon.
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 241 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/29/2011 - 11th Doctor, River Song/Melody P. III - Complete
America Gets Down on Friday by BanaoElite reviews
One man's epic quest to get down on Friday, bang his English lover, join a German Sparkle Party on wheels, buy toilet paper and discover what double rainbows truly mean along the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 876 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/27/2011 - America, England/Britain
Doctor, Oh Doctor by mataharitenshi reviews
Drabbles and other such things. All connected. Leading to Eleven/Rory.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 1 - Words: 385 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 10 - Published: 5/26/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Three's Company by i m a g i n e dream b e reviews
Something about their dynamic throws the possibilities into the range of never ending, flowing in an abrupt, stop and go sort of way that just kind of unanimously fits. Doctor/Rory/Amy/TARDIS friendship. Review please!
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,877 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
Terms of Endearment by Rabid Badger reviews
Jack is practicing nicknames. Ianto is not impressed.
Torchwood - Rated: K - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 353 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/21/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Dress Conventions by Handful of Silence reviews
Sherlock gets a gift from Mycroft in the form of an old fashioned deerstalker hat. John is a little distracted by exactly how good it looks on the detective. S/J established.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,208 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 88 - Follows: 7 - Published: 5/20/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Tell by the Water Cooler by encore-encore reviews
Ch. 37 is up. Drabble-y oneshots; jokes you can tell to your just-as-APH-obsessed friends.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 38 - Words: 9,359 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 70 - Updated: 5/19/2011 - Published: 12/23/2009 - Germany
Out of the Box by Asteria reviews
She's just saying what we're all thinking. Spoilers for "The Doctor's Wife." Drabble.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 120 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 28 - Published: 5/16/2011 - 11th Doctor, TARDIS - Complete
You're Cute When You're Happy by simplytrop reviews
England is acting unusually affectionate. America decides he's totally down with this.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,992 - Reviews: 79 - Favs: 452 - Follows: 36 - Published: 5/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
How To End Harry Potter In 200 Words or Less by BeeUtifulgirl reviews
Or, Funny Ways to Kill Voldemort in a series of unrelated One-Shots. Most are just fun. I don't mean to offend anyone in any way. I'm just letting my morbid sense of humor run wild. Hope you enjoy.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 3,210 - Reviews: 87 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 35 - Updated: 5/10/2011 - Published: 1/27/2011 - Voldemort
Rules for the TARDIS by AspieSays reviews
The Doctor leaves some notes for Amy, Rory and Romana about some issues he has encountered.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 336 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 5/4/2011 - Published: 4/10/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W.
Bunk Bed by GlassCase reviews
Poor Mattie, always being pushed to the bottom bunk by his stupid ego-centric brother. Just once he wish Alfred would get a taste of his own medicine, no wonder he likes Arthur so much. AU First/Second Person POV
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,226 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/2/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
It's a small world after all by Bri Nara reviews
Thanks to a messed up spell of England's, the countries have been Chibi-fied! And the only ones who can take care of them until the get back to normal are Spain, America, and China. Warning:AU, OOC-ness, chibis, annihilation of the fourth wall, and crack
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 29 - Words: 43,220 - Reviews: 607 - Favs: 319 - Follows: 127 - Updated: 4/30/2011 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Complete
Syphilis or The Art of Changing Destinies in Bed by dottirarinnar reviews
"It's not like they ever say anything useful, like, 'That sore is syphilis,' or 'She's shagging your brother.'"
Torchwood - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 906 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
I Can Never by gossamer - glass reviews
Rules for what the countries are not allowed to do. Rated T for swearing, sexual innuendo, and violence. First three chapters are the Bad Touch Trio.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 26 - Words: 12,491 - Reviews: 151 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 4/28/2011 - Published: 4/14/2011 - Complete
To Love the Unexpected by Nezumi's Cheese reviews
Never in a million years would Yao dream of falling in love with a psychotic, clearly-insane, stalking meglomaniac otherwise known as his northern neighbor, Ivan. However, as soon as Yao confesses, Ivan rejects him? That was unexpected... Rochu oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,425 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/27/2011 - China, Russia - Complete
From My Love by SophitiaSonya reviews
America has raided Japan's home and kicked him out for the day. With nowhere to go, he runs into a stray cat, giving him inspiration to visit his good western friend, Greece. GreeceXJapan. Yaoi, Lemon. Don't like, don't read. Enjoy!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,218 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 22 - Published: 4/26/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Peaberry by Ellarose C reviews
US/UK. "All my days are rearranged to say I love you." Written for the fanworkathon at the usxuk community, prompt "Coffeeshop!AU: America, England, and first meetings."
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,865 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 80 - Follows: 9 - Published: 4/25/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
A Trip To Spain Could Only End In by ForeverTwin611 reviews
Lovino is a foreign exchange student in Spain. Things were going just brilliantly before he happened upon a Spanish restaurant in the heart of Madrid where he laid eyes on a certain Spanish Sex God...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 13 - Words: 53,086 - Reviews: 439 - Favs: 548 - Follows: 253 - Updated: 4/25/2011 - Published: 11/29/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
We Saw Papa Tickle Santa Claus! by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: What a laugh it would have been if Daddy had only seen Papa tickle Santa Claus last night... Except, Daddy wouldn't be too happy... Papa is an adulterator! -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,393 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 7 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Misunderstandings of Cannonballic Proportions by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: Alfred and Matthew hide under the bed and think Francis and Arthur are trying to kill each other... Those aren't groans of pain... -human names- FrUK-CAFE family AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,123 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 304 - Follows: 17 - Published: 4/25/2011 - France, England/Britain - Complete
Would You Really by Ender's Fangirl reviews
AU of the moment when the Doctor dies. The Master wants to know, would Theta really? Bad summary Slash implied Doctor/Master
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 631 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 4/24/2011 - Published: 4/22/2011 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
Any Wolf Like You by cowbellgalore reviews
Australia/femAmerica: With the signing of the ANZUS treaty, Australia is looking forward to his very first threesome with New Zealand and that delicious America… Well, at least that's what England told him.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,500 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 4/17/2011 - Australia, America - Complete
OMG! OTP by Charlesworthy III reviews
Every one's in love with Edward: nothing new, really, but for once Edward isn't playing along. Mostly EdWin parodies but Edxeveryone. Eventual Mary Sue in later chapters. Rated T for swears and innuendo. Chapter 5: BONUS; come and see
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 12,704 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 4/16/2011 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Edward E., Winry R.
Worth the Wait by Beyond-BB-Birthday reviews
The countdown until one adorably innocent Russian is legal has begun. Sulu/Chekov
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,446 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 11 - Published: 4/14/2011 - [H. Sulu, P. Chekov] - Complete
On The Merits Of Aquatics by OrangePlum reviews
Arthur Kirkland has always had an irrational fear of the water. So when a false scare at the hospital puts some perspective into his life, he plans to take up swimming lessons... from the cockiest and most obnoxious lifeguard in the city.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,971 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 104 - Follows: 146 - Published: 4/13/2011 - America, England/Britain
Trojan Horses and Kalyna by cowbellgalore reviews
Estonia/Ukraine: Eduard always notices the pretty girl who sits at the same desk in the library. When he sees her in a frazzle one day, he can't help but offer his assistance. -human names- AU
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/5/2011 - Estonia, Ukraine - Complete
One shot, two shot, three shot, four by Justasimplekidfrombrooklyn reviews
Scotty challenges a now legal Chekov to a game of shots to prove he is a man, and trouble rises. Sulu/Chekov, Scotty/Uhura. Rated T for suggestive ideas and drunken people.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,729 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/3/2011 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Sweet Tooth by LilFerret79 reviews
He was thankful it was a Thursday afternoon. The Plass was empty and there were no other souls within earshot. PG13/Teen. Prompt: Coffee ice cream. No copyright infringement is intended.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 661 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/2/2011 - Jack H., Ianto J. - Complete
Tell Me More by Tamer Lorika reviews
Alfred loves the sound of Arthur's voice, whether he speaks English or not. Sometimes, the exotic can be erotic, after all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,900 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 402 - Follows: 27 - Published: 3/16/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Buttons by Jenny Max reviews
Germany was never one for trashy American music, nor Russians who strip dance to it. Pure Russia/Germany crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,506 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 4 - Published: 3/16/2011 - Germany, Russia - Complete
Landslide by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
Alfred has to make a choice. Marry Ivan for possibly the wrong reasons or lose him forever. Growing up can be hard to do sometimes, even for an adult. But does he want to change, or keep the life they've built together? RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,545 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/16/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Bad Habits by Secrets-and-Smiles reviews
A team discussion leads to Jack and Ianto revealing all...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,039 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 5 - Published: 3/12/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Mein Schticky Freund by retiredddddddd reviews
Germany has forgotten about a very close friend, and, well, nonsense always leads to more nonsense. A silly friendship fic for the Axis powers, set in modern day.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,560 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/10/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
How to Become a Successful Nation by Satan's Sweeties reviews
When someone's nice enough to send you a list of things to help you out in life, you should probably read it and follow it. Unless you're America, of course; then you completely disregard it. Crack. Historical. Drunk!US/Canada, implied GerIta and Spamano.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,604 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 2 - Published: 3/10/2011 - America - Complete
A Reminder of the Past by Kishiro Kitsune reviews
While giving his son a bath, Italy makes a realization that has him questioning everything. Is Holy Rome really gone? And if he isn't, does that change how he feels about Germany? mentioned Mpreg. GermanyItaly
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,253 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 117 - Follows: 13 - Published: 3/8/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Ludwig's Terrible, NoGood, Very Bad Dinner Date by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Ludwig and Feliciano have just started dating and Ludwig decides to bring Feli home to meet his dad and brother. He just wants a nice meal with everyone but Gilbert is bent on embarrassing him in front of Feli with stories from Ludwig's childhood.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,509 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 231 - Follows: 10 - Published: 3/5/2011 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Supercruising by Impervious Marr reviews
"What, he's got a taste for hot, young, blond pilots?" Alfred asked sarcastically, snorting - then stared as Williams shrugged casually, as if saying 'Duh'. "... You've gotta be kidding me." One shot, sexy-times abound, etc.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,591 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 270 - Follows: 16 - Published: 3/4/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Log of the End of the World by Writer of a Thousand Colors reviews
I don't care what the cover of this book says in fancy golden script, because it's lying. This is not a diary. This is a log about the ending of the world." Everything breaks, even Nations, but their words remain.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 22 - Words: 45,630 - Reviews: 418 - Favs: 570 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 3/3/2011 - Published: 7/26/2009 - Denmark, Norway - Complete
Limey and the Tramp by OrangePlum reviews
"That, my dear boy, is what you so cleverly refer to as a 'tramp stamp.'" Oh dear God, no.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,931 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 233 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/3/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Change by katamari-jedi reviews
In which Japan muses about Greece in a uniform. As they always say, one thing leads to another. Japan/Greece.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,701 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 95 - Follows: 7 - Published: 3/2/2011 - [Japan, Greece] - Complete
Opinions on a Stopwatch by Azlira reviews
After all, there are a LOT of things you can do with a stopwatch. But Ianto and Jack may have different ideas about this evening's activity...
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,312 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/27/2011 - Ianto J., Jack H. - Complete
Thoughts of a Writer by Argentum Lingua reviews
Writing can be horrible, yet it can be amazing.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/27/2011
Blind by Ms. Ely Sium reviews
Arthur Kirkland had a secret.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Fantasy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 757 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 5 - Published: 2/25/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Last Entry by Roma-Nana reviews
"November 1989. The Iron Curtian is finally going to be pulled. People will rejoice and reunite with friends, and my friends will happy. As for me? I'm sitting here alone." Prussia's P.O.V. Slight PruHun. Some blood. Character Death.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/25/2011 - Prussia
Empire of Snow by Mizuni-no-neko reviews
America lost his glasses a week ago in an encounter with everyone's favorite Russian. So now he's going on an archeological dig for them a la Indiana Jones. But they're in the hands of the person he least suspected. Sequel to Valentine's Angel. RusAme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,204 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/24/2011 - America, Russia - Complete
Of random roomates and neighbors by Cannibalistic Brat reviews
Will just be a bunch of random AU one shots, but all in the same realm of each other. T for swearing which is sure to show itself regularly and whatever else may show up. Human names used. Will be a bit of everyone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 3 - Words: 2,354 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/24/2011 - Published: 2/22/2011 - America, Prussia
Ravaged Memories by LoveGaara06 reviews
England looks back on his life before and after he found America, remembering the Revolution as well. Freestyle poem, no yaoi
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 162 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Published: 2/23/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Impatience by LadySilverFang reviews
Gilbert and Elizabeta are finally in a relationship, and everything is great! Only one problem: they have yet to have sex. Gilbert is about to change that...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,184 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/23/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
A study of You by Monamourz reviews
Prussia has a plan that will assert his awesomeness over America. It's a shame things don't go as planned.As the saying goes, "It isn't over until Gilbert and America get it on." ...what?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,470 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 134 - Follows: 8 - Published: 2/21/2011 - America, Prussia - Complete
When We Met by Semebay reviews
Arthur Kirkland's assignment that day was to take pictures of the crime scene. An easy enough job. Only that day, he found himself questioning life and death after forming an attachment with someone that was already gone. Human AU, first person
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Supernatural - Chapters: 3 - Words: 7,300 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 111 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 2/21/2011 - Published: 2/19/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Replacement by HitsuxHina1819 reviews
Germany and Italy were starting to have sexy time... when Germany had to leave. Italy was prepared and everything... he wanted release so bad that he was willing ot have a replacement. Crack. GerIta, slight AmericaxItaly, AxP Co-written with CubaPwns
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,684 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 11 - Published: 2/20/2011 - N. Italy, America
Fluttering Chaos by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*Austria/N.Italy* Austria finds himself developing a crush on Italy that he's not entirely sure he approves. Love has strange, fluffy ways to ignore denial, though.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 24,000 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/20/2011 - Published: 8/24/2010 - Austria, N. Italy
Ordinary by cowbellgalore reviews
England/France: They didn't get drunk, they didn't do it and they didn't regret it later. Arthur finds it all very wrong. -human names-
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,425 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/20/2011 - England/Britain, France - Complete
Chocolate Wrappings & Game Packs by Armour-Duck reviews
A story about Mello and Matt, as they grow up at Wammy's and eventually moves on. Friends, drama and a lot of mischief. I suck at summaries; set in Mello's POV. Ratings will most likely increase later.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 12 - Words: 35,072 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 9 - Updated: 2/18/2011 - Published: 10/18/2010 - Mello, Matt
Not What They Expected by Semebay reviews
Kumajirou is pedobear. Who knew?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,316 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/17/2011 - America, Canada - Complete
Survive This Semester by Tamer Lorika reviews
Korea is going to fail chemistry, if he doesn't do some extensive "private tutoring" with his lovely teacher, China. Too bad their ideas of what tutoring entails are a liiittle different... Korea is going to get his "A", no matter what!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,150 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 12 - Published: 2/14/2011 - South Korea, China - Complete
By the Dawn's Early Light by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. "That's why I like this time of the day so much – when the morning is just breaking and the world is still asleep. It's quiet and calm enough for us to just be together without any interruptions." Happy Valentine's Day!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,849 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 121 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/14/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Effort of One by Lukais reviews
Sometime in the future, conflict between China and America has caused many European nations to start worrying about their own well being. When the world is on the verge of a third World War, Switzerland decides to abandon his state of neutrality.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Suspense/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,344 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/13/2011 - Switzerland, Liechtenstein
Horizon by RobinRocks reviews
Where the sky meets the sea. USUK AU. American fighter pilot Alfred Jones crash-lands in Occupied Denmark and finds himself entangled with a voiceless merman. For Sweethearts Week over at Special Relationship on LJ!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,168 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 326 - Follows: 30 - Published: 2/12/2011 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Cerberus by Triangular Prism reviews
Who exactly was that Greek man who sold Hagrid a three-headed dog in a pub? In truth, a harassed entity trying to get a Cerberus pup off his hands…
Crossover - Harry Potter & Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,997 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 300 - Follows: 20 - Published: 2/12/2011 - Rubeus H., Greece - Complete
King and Country by RobinRocks reviews
"Have I no voice of my own that I need some quarter-German royal who can barely string three words together to take up the task for me?" Great Britain is at war and the people must be rallied. Crossover with The King's Speech.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,680 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 19 - Published: 2/3/2011 - England/Britain - Complete
Growing Pains by youaremarvelous reviews
A series of one-shots about the evolving relationship between a boss and his lackey.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 7 - Words: 22,547 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 170 - Follows: 115 - Updated: 1/29/2011 - Published: 1/17/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain
Falling Stars by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Set in a dystopian alternate timeline in which the United States is abolished following the Vietnam War and Alfred, reduced to humanity, begins to age as the years pass. Oneshot. For Narroch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,498 - Reviews: 48 - Favs: 173 - Follows: 10 - Published: 1/28/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
The Alchemist of Amestris by Aurora-Borealis Coyote reviews
When a tornado hits Ishval, Scar is transported to the magical land of Amestris, where he must fight evil, join forces with outcasts, save the land, and seek the help of a mysterious alchemist. Oh my! Parody of the Wizard of Oz. CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 12,020 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Scar, Olivier A.
The adventures of Jack and Ianto by Muttzrock reviews
A series about the little events that happen in Jack and Ianto's life. Jack/Ianto Slash.
Torchwood - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 24 - Words: 12,971 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 1/25/2011 - Published: 9/7/2010 - Jack H., Ianto J.
Beginning by Kishiro Kitsune reviews
Russia takes an interest in Canada and his hair curl and decides he must have the smaller nation. Too bad the only thing he can think of to say is a piece of advice from France's radio show. Part of 'The Rising Generation'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,080 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/23/2011 - Russia, Canada - Complete
Awkward Uses for Aloe Gel by Tamer Lorika reviews
France and Canada are spending Christmas at a ski resort with guests: America and England, and Spain and South Italy. Between snow fights and painful burns, France just wants this to be a good Christmas for his Matthieu. Rated for suggestiveness.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,235 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 49 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/21/2011 - France, Canada - Complete
Show Me That You Love Me by Sheena-X-Zelos reviews
Sweden realizes just how scary he has been appearing to Finland all this time and tries his best to mend it. After all, love from his darling wife is all he wants! SuFin
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,762 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 106 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Sweden, Finland - Complete
A Date In The PArk by chibi-excel reviews
Sequel to a dance in the park. only made because some people asked me to. Romano and Antonio are celebrating their one month anniversary. First attempt at real fluff. summary sucks. sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,523 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/19/2011 - S. Italy/Romano, Spain - Complete
Some Things Are Better Left Unsaid by NarutoKyuu reviews
"Prussia sat there quietly, quite happily keeping to himself and minding his own business." Austria didn't even know where to begin pointing out all the things so utterly wrong with that previous statement. :PrussiaAustria: :1 of 4, Silence series:
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,277 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 40 - Published: 1/19/2011 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Epic by Mird reviews
Because this fic is, indeed, epic. -Crackfic- Chapter Twenty Five: Parental RoyEd- In which undying love is confessed
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 25 - Words: 25,143 - Reviews: 334 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 62 - Updated: 1/18/2011 - Published: 12/19/2009
Barely Dressed by beanrox reviews
Clothing and love mishaps onboard the USS Enterprise. Includes swearing, nudity, and heretofore unthought of observances.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,099 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2011 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Double Desu, All the Way by Rantzilla reviews
A group of aliens with tentacles invade Greece, and the Wonder Pets come to save the day! No, wait... GreecexJapan CRACK. And when I say crack, I MEAN crack. So if you don't want to read something that makes absolutely no sense, I SUGGEST NOT CLICKING.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,629 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/18/2011 - Japan, Greece - Complete
777 Ways to Die by Ace5980 reviews
Another one of those ways to get kicked out of Walmart-esque stories. Homunculi-centric, mild pairings scattered throughout, high CRACK and randomness.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 5 - Words: 1,500 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 1/17/2011 - Published: 10/24/2010 - Envy, Gluttony
Liebestraum by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Now the fingers, long and pale, were running along the keys, and as Mail decided it was time to end this, the first note swallowed his protest, making it impossible for him to go on as the second, third notes resounded.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,423 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 33 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/16/2011 - Matt, Mello - Complete
John's Tea by Manzy reviews
Sherlock loves John's tea, and knows it's better than his own. What he doesn't understand is why that's so, and becomes determined to find out. Just a short bit of fun and fluff, Sherlock/John, established relationship.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,699 - Reviews: 42 - Favs: 272 - Follows: 19 - Published: 1/15/2011 - Sherlock H., John W. - Complete
Symbiosis by Handful of Silence reviews
Eight moments to highlight what it has taken Holmes and Watson many years to understand. Eight snapshots of a relationship that makes up a significant part of both their lives. -No slash-
Sherlock Holmes - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,229 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/11/2011 - S. Holmes, J. Watson - Complete
Theory and Thunder by Tamer Lorika reviews
The Ottoman Empire has captured part of Venice, and now he is headed for Rome - but Spain will not allow his Rome, his Romano, to be taken away by anyone.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,729 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 18 - Published: 1/10/2011 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
Melt by Vani Jane reviews
ONESHOT Feliks has a crush on his best friend, Toris, who he saw was on a date with Natalya. Feliks is hurt and tells his sorrow to his other friend, Elizabeta - who says to him to wear a skirt to school. He did and it all ends to the boys lavatory.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,306 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 81 - Follows: 4 - Published: 1/9/2011 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
When in Athens by RobinRocks reviews
Herakles tries to get Kiku to reciprocate some kind of PDA. He fails spectacularly even as everyone else wrecks Athens' classiest hotel with their ridiculous public sexual exploits. Giripan with disruptive background GerIta, USUK, Franada, Spamano et al
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,224 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 284 - Follows: 13 - Published: 1/7/2011 - Greece, Japan - Complete
New Year's Traditions by Rantzilla reviews
Alfred, as always, manages to cheer me up when I'm feeling a bit down on New Year's Eve. Looking back, though, he was a bit rash. Then again, so was I. Human AU, fluffy fluff fluff. Also, fail title is fail. T for TOTALLY mutilated British insults. Sorry.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,830 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/1/2011 - England/Britain, America - Complete
like a breath of fresh air by backseat compromises reviews
Matthew Williams is somewhat of a delinquent literature teacher. Alfred F. Jones is a good natured college student. Slowly, bit by bit, they fall in love...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,010 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/27/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Better Than a Cat by Tsubame-go reviews
For once, he's having trouble sleeping. Greece/Japan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,044 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/25/2010 - Greece, Japan
Sometimes by backseat compromises reviews
When the night grows cold, Canada feels that his bed is just too big for him alone. He wishes that America will fill the huge gap and the empty void in his heart too, although he knows that it is impossible.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 729 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 6 - Published: 12/25/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
The Christmas Shoes by Living in a fantasy reviews
When Mello had gone shopping that Christmas Eve for L's gift, he hadn't expected that a mere eight dollars would make such a difference in his life.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,450 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 29 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Like, it's Christmas! by Lumoa reviews
"There! Don't we look, like, so cute!" Feliks smirked, and suddenly Toris felt a tug around his neck as Feliks tugged on the scarf, pulling Toris down to his level so he could place a quick kiss on Toris's lips. A fluffy PolandxLithuania fic.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,982 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/24/2010 - Poland, Lithuania - Complete
Writing Prompt by saraseru reviews
"Write a story about your childhood. This assignment will count for half of your grade. Good luck!" The dumb question that would kill Toris. Why did I even take this class? Toris recalls a memory from his childhood. Lithuania/Poland Toris/Feliks .
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,066 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
Frustration by fagur fiskur reviews
Kurt is Team Gaga. Blaine is Team Perry. Most of Dalton is Team Shut-up-and-make-out-already. Klaine.
Glee - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,734 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 337 - Follows: 14 - Published: 12/23/2010 - Kurt H., Blaine A. - Complete
While The Cat's Away by Shadowside reviews
When Amy leaves to fetch groceries, a confession is made. Oneshot, slash and implied adult situations. Rory/Eleven.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 794 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/23/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
The Real Lieutenant by Aurora-Borealis Coyote reviews
Riza gives the world a piece of her mind through song. Parody of "The Real Slim Shady." CRACK.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 923 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Riza H. - Complete
Chronological Conundrum by Satan's Sweeties reviews
I inhaled sharply, sucking my cheeks in and biting the inside of my mouth. "It would appear as though I have somehow become sixteen again." L/Light, small Mello/Matt and Near/floor, sparse language, humor, altered circumstances.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Adventure - Chapters: 6 - Words: 12,833 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 12/22/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - L, Light Y.
Foto Ricordo by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*GerIta, side SpaRo* Christmas fic. Japan's gift to Italy for Christmas is a camera. Italy uses it to his heart's consent... secretly taking photos of Germany. Fluff alert.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,084 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Finding Him by Living in a fantasy reviews
You can be the straightest person in the world until you find that special someone. It is the feelings for that person that matter, and the challenges you are willing to face to be with them. A high school story of discovery, trust, and above all, love.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 25 - Words: 78,440 - Reviews: 614 - Favs: 289 - Follows: 163 - Updated: 12/20/2010 - Published: 1/23/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
I'm Still Here by Tamer Lorika reviews
Prussia and Austria are sharing a winter's day near the lake, when Prussia overhears something that might be the best present of all.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 824 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Dangers of Letting Elizaveta Decorate by Tamer Lorika reviews
Prussia and Austria learn the hard way: Elizaveta plus mistletoe is just asking for trouble.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,262 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 71 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/19/2010 - Prussia, Austria - Complete
Nail Me by Atlin Merrick reviews
A story wherein we borrow one infinitely charming characteristic of Benedict Cumberbatch, and give it to Sherlock, while at the same time eventually finding a reason to get on with some sexing by way of two manicures and maybe a pedicure. Total fluff.
Sherlock - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,355 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 12/19/2010 - Published: 12/14/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
Twins by Kishiro Kitsune reviews
While hiding out at Canada's house, Spain reveals something that Romano never expected to hear. Mpreg. RomanoxSpain, mentioned RussiaxCanada. Goes along with 'Brothers' and 'Simple Things'. One-shot. Part of the series 'The Rising Generation'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,501 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/16/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
The Gayest Story by xElementFivex reviews
In a world where sarcasm is lost and cliches rule supreme, Mello is just a hapless victim to his uber-gay, border-line retarded new roommate Matt. Parody.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 8 - Words: 7,526 - Reviews: 113 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 39 - Updated: 12/16/2010 - Published: 11/3/2010 - Mello, Matt
Rule Three by Ellarose C reviews
There are only three rules in their version of Spin the Bottle, and you can't chicken out of Rule Three. kink meme deanon for the prompt '7 Minutes in Heaven'. High school AU.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 36 - Published: 12/12/2010 - America, England/Britain
Chocolate Lava by Meohy reviews
Mello's got a chocolate craving, so he drags Matt to Dominos to try out their Chocolate Lava Crunch Cakes. Oh, but our favorite couple falls victim to marketing lies. And no one crosses Mello with inadequate chocolate. And remains alive.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,726 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/10/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
So Close by backseat compromises reviews
Because slowly, Germany had turned him into someone who wanted to be hurt, to be used, to be treated like a toy who would be played with whenever he felt like it and to be thrown aside when he had grown tired of him. Sequel to Eine Kleine Nachtmusik.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,481 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/6/2010 - Germany, Austria - Complete
A Gift From the Heart by fagur fiskur reviews
Kirk has bought the perfect Christmas present for Spock. The only problem? It's too perfect, and now he risks having his undying love for his first officer exposed unless he manages to find a new gift in time for Christmas. Slash, K/S.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,341 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 335 - Follows: 28 - Published: 12/6/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Things the FMA Characters Would Never Say by IceSnowAndGlamour reviews
Exactly what the title says. Shoes, marriage proposals, rampages of insanity, marinara sauce, and the world of Fullmetal Alchemist has gone very wrong in the best way possible.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 4 - Words: 1,182 - Reviews: 41 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 17 - Updated: 12/5/2010 - Published: 5/22/2010
Mustang Blocked by Pure Shikon reviews
Jean can't seem to keep a woman without Mustang getting in the way. Even as a war hero, with Roy committed to Hawkeye, the Furher still worms into each of Jeans dates, so he decides to get drastic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,401 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Jean H., Roy M. - Complete
Simple Things by Kishiro Kitsune reviews
All it took was four simple words. Germany always gave Italy what he wanted. Mentioned mpreg. GermanyxItaly, mentioned RussiaxCanada. Part of the series 'The Rising Generation'
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 639 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 89 - Follows: 12 - Published: 12/5/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Learning To Heal by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
He's not better; not yet. But he's getting there. Lithuania/Poland
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,221 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 37 - Published: 12/4/2010 - Lithuania, Poland - Complete
You See, It All Started With the Economy by OrangePlum reviews
"What's this I hear you've been prostituting yourself, Alfred?" When a misunderstanding just gets that much more awkward. Onesided!Sealand/US, US/UK
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,972 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 252 - Follows: 17 - Published: 12/2/2010 - America, Sealand - Complete
Telephone by VioletLolitaPop reviews
Like in every game of Telephone, the starting message never reaches the end intact.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,293 - Reviews: 70 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 22 - Published: 12/1/2010 - America, Russia - Complete
Alien Abduction Blues by Silver Pard reviews
Mycroft is abducted by aliens. It's quite possibly the worst thing that's ever happened... to the aliens.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 134 - Favs: 648 - Follows: 60 - Published: 11/30/2010 - Mycroft H. - Complete
All I Want For Christmas Is A CrossDresser by xElementFivex reviews
Christmas is approaching and that means it's time to meet the parents. The only problem? Matt kinda, sorta told his parents Mello was a chick. It might actually work... with a dress, makeup, and a Christmas miracle, that is.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,379 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 54 - Updated: 11/29/2010 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Mello
The Art of Fading Away by BregoArodShadowfax reviews
"I just…don't understand why I'm here. If there's nothing left for me, why not let me go?" "Maybe you're not quite finished yet. And maybe…maybe it's because there are those who would miss you if you suddenly weren't around." Austria/Prussia
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,316 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 18 - Published: 11/28/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
Two Boys and Their Cat by FluffDucklings reviews
The daily lives of Mello, Matt, and Matt's cat, Saxxi.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 17 - Words: 4,049 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 11/28/2010 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Matt, Mello
Sweltering Leather by Meohy reviews
Mello's leather pants are too damn tight that he can't get them off. Cue: Matt to the rescue.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,073 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/26/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Special Brownies by Mortichai reviews
Ed found something he really shouldn't have. And now he's drug Al into it. What trouble will these two get into? Warning: Violence, violation, minor Elricest, and now he's seeing flying blue balls of light... Named Fred.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,694 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 11 - Published: 11/25/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
A House is not a Home by selenityshiroi reviews
This is a prompt fill from the LJ Fic Meme. John and Sherlock got a flat share because they needed to split the rent. But when John comes into money, people wonder 'why hasn't he found a place of his own' The actual prompt is inside the story
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,190 - Reviews: 65 - Favs: 539 - Follows: 28 - Published: 11/24/2010 - John W., Sherlock H. - Complete
What would the characters of FMA think of by 0oJustAFeelingo0 reviews
-the society we live in today? I KNOW I WOULD LAUGH REALLY HARD at Ed . This is just a story about our 2 main canon pairings EdWin,AlMei in our mixed up, random society. T for maybe later on and Ed's potty mouth. Another genre to describe is humor :3
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,874 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 11/21/2010 - Published: 10/29/2010 - Edward E., Winry R.
Our Life In D Major by Hikari Kaitou reviews
PrussiaxAustria, domestic fluff oneshots.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 9 - Words: 26,089 - Reviews: 47 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 11/20/2010 - Published: 10/25/2010 - Austria, Prussia - Complete
The Sherlock Holmes Club by Silver Pard reviews
The ex-flatmates of Sherlock Holmes aren't the only ones to need a support group and a pub.
Sherlock - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,291 - Reviews: 105 - Favs: 663 - Follows: 67 - Published: 11/17/2010 - DI Lestrade, Sgt. S. Donavan - Complete
Monday is a Wash Day by fynnorian reviews
While Boss Spain does business, Belgium hangs up the wash and asks Romano some choice questions about how he feels towards Spain, wink wink. Spain/Romano
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,843 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/17/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, Belgium - Complete
Matt's Thoughts by Satan's Sweeties reviews
Matt's dead, in heaven, and bored out of his freaking mind. With Mello off gallivanting somewhere, he decides to just write out his thoughts on who and what had happened since the day Light picked up the Death Note. Humor, small Mello/Matt, crack-ish
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,445 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/16/2010 - Matt - Complete
Yeah, No Way To Explain It by Annie May Detective reviews
Huzzah
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 7 - Words: 5,829 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 11/16/2010 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E.
NATO by backseat compromises reviews
AU. It's Dr Alfred F. Jones' day off and he's utterly bored. Cue boredom relief in the form of a phone call to his boyfriend, Arthur Kirkland. Sequel to Arthur's Trip to the Doctor's.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,104 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 142 - Follows: 19 - Published: 11/14/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
216 by chihuahua0 reviews
It's just another day in the Task Force when a mysterous package arrives. Something strange happens.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 555 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/13/2010 - Matsuda T., Light Y. - Complete
Technological Advancement What is That by Rantzilla reviews
A story about how England is old and needs to get with the times, and it all starts with a can.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 885 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/9/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chasing Heaven by xElementFivex reviews
Getting Mello back is all that matters to Matt, no matter what the cost. Besides, a few punches never hurt anyone right? Wrong.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,513 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 12 - Published: 11/8/2010 - Matt, Mello
Of Exploding Hopes and Invisible Fourth Walls by Rantzilla reviews
Fourth Wall what is that. Uh, crack. I've been writing a lot of that lately. Second, unnecessary part to 'Gets Me Every Bloody Time.' Rated T for cursing and crack in general. Enjoy, if you can. WITH A GUEST APPEARANCE BY SEALAND.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Gets Me Every Bloody Time by Rantzilla reviews
England is invited to America's house and reacts in exactly the way that the American anticipates. Tsundere's are easy to predict. One-shot/drabble, I guess.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,078 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 5 - Published: 11/4/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
When Things Go Wrong, it's Usually America's Fault by Rantzilla reviews
America has done it again- pissed off all of the other nations without even meaning to. Now, as the nations drag their feet back to the conference room in their new costumes, they must wonder, 'what have I gotten myself into' PrusSwitz, USUK, Spamano,etc
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 7,585 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 43 - Updated: 10/31/2010 - Published: 8/3/2010 - Switzerland, Prussia
An Artful Play of Contrasts by ThisCouldTheoreticallyBeSparta reviews
It's a strange sensation, to give in in such a way. His voice is soft at first, rising in volume and pitch as Greece continues his persistent play, tuning Japan like a shamisen
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 957 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/30/2010 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Little Sister by Monniemoo reviews
In the midst of her loneliness waiting for Light, Misa discovers a little sister.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,600 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 25 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 8/16/2010 - Misa A., Sayu Y. - Complete
Don't Blink by OrangePlum reviews
There's not much you can do when confined to a hospital bed. All you can really do is sit there quietly brooding and hope to any divine being up there that you won't become attached to the charming American across the way.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 2 - Words: 19,393 - Reviews: 74 - Favs: 333 - Follows: 48 - Updated: 10/28/2010 - Published: 10/7/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Chimera by RaphaelsLittleSister reviews
Approx. hundred word fics for Greed's chimeras! THE DEVIL'S NEST GANG NEEDS MORE LOVE! So GIVE IT TO THEM! HELP SUPPORT THEM! NOW!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 4 - Words: 408 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 10/26/2010 - Published: 9/22/2010 - Dorochet/Dolcetto, Martel - Complete
A pasta that is not Pasta by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*AmeIta* America states his belief that pasta isn't that good. Italy takes it personally, and has to somehow make him change idea. Sort of fluffy bonding over food follows. And poker.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,143 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 144 - Follows: 14 - Published: 10/23/2010 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Nurse's Orders by Gorramit Girl reviews
The universe has been saved, the wedding is over, and Rory and Amy have finally decided to come out of their bedroom suite on the TARDIS. It should be business as usual, so why is Rory insisted on seeing Eleven in the infirmary?
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,685 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/22/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
Four Seconds of Peace by Hikari Kaitou reviews
A series of fluffy domestic-flavored oneshots focusing on GermanyxN.Italy. Deanon from the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 5,749 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 13 - Published: 10/22/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Dream by Kiba Sniper reviews
Lying in his hospital bed at noon on a lazy day, all Havoc can do is wonder about the one who forced him into "walking rehab" and just how he fell in love with her. Havoc/Lust
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/21/2010 - Jean H., Lust - Complete
Death and All His Friends by Esperer reviews
It's funny with these humans, how life goes on. How they can take the worst string of mass murders in their history, even the deaths of their husbands and sons and best friends, and piece together a new life out of what remains. Multiple POVs, post-canon.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Drama/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,242 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Near - Complete
Irrational Fear by Meohy reviews
Mello lets his irrational fear of the dark get the better of him when their apartment losses power, and turns to Matt for comfort.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,517 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Three Knocks and a Yell by HavanaVampire reviews
Alternate Universe: Edward and Winry are going to a costume party for Halloween. But will they make it with Edward's car giving him problems and a killer on the loose? Rated for content. Ed/Win.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,570 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
Gangster Names by Meohy reviews
Mello tells Matt his embarrassing new pet name assigned by the mafia, and Matt, promising not to laugh, betrays the blonde's wishes. So, has Matt ordered his premature death?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,090 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/15/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Work In Progress by crescit eundo reviews
This wasn't supposed to happen; not to him. Yet with the delivery of one little miracle, the world of Kiku Honda is burst open into a bloom of love, discovery, and triumph. Greece/Japan, mpreg, with America and others rounding out the supporting cast.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 12 - Words: 25,088 - Reviews: 46 - Favs: 131 - Follows: 49 - Updated: 10/14/2010 - Published: 8/14/2010 - Japan, Greece - Complete
Crossfire by RobinRocks reviews
UKUS/USUK. Time and time again he could sit with him in No Man's Land, holding his hand as he died another assembly-line death. America, England and a WWII goodbye.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,996 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 147 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/13/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Boy In Static by phollie reviews
The funny thing about Matt is that he's dying. T. Matt-centric. Language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 852 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/12/2010 - Matt - Complete
FMA: Mysterious Ticking Noise by Gallifreyan Annihilator reviews
Because nobody else did it...just what it says, spoof of Potter Puppet Pals, but FMA version! Written forever ago...
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 357 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Published: 10/11/2010 - Complete
A slight mistake by Saturns-Moon reviews
The world of Fullmetal encounters the world of the Sparkle-pires. Mayhem ensues. No really, it does. Character death in a good way! Twilight bashing, crack.
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,012 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 11/7/2009 - Edward E., Bella - Complete
Things Unsaid by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
The last words of each departed Harry Potter character, if only they could have been said.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Family - Chapters: 77 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 2448 - Favs: 1,889 - Follows: 336 - Updated: 10/6/2010 - Published: 7/22/2010 - Complete
Baptism by S J Smith-Evil Little Dog reviews
Acid is burning your throat but you can't throw up now.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,146 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 46 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/4/2010 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Happy FMA Day by Annie May Detective reviews
What does the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist do on October third? *Crack* *Rushed* *Short Like Ed; mwahaha * *Oneshot*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 296 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 10/3/2010 - Complete
Much Ado About Somethings by Holli-chan reviews
There are just those special, rediculous moments we remember together: we cherish them, nobody else cares to hear them, and yet we tell them anyway, just to please ourselves and annoy the dear listener. Random Death Note drabbles of all veriety.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 53 - Words: 60,700 - Reviews: 172 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 16 - Updated: 10/1/2010 - Published: 5/9/2010
I Want Him by TechnoRanma reviews
USUK. If you've ever had to suffer through an awkward family dinner while trying to keep your relationship with another country a secret, this is that story. America and England have dinner with Uncle Sam and John Bull. 1/1
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,370 - Reviews: 49 - Favs: 271 - Follows: 15 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
First Impressions by Skadiyoko reviews
Meeting your country for the first time is exciting! Especially when you walk into your office and he's making out with someone on your desk! ...Wait, what? Oneshot!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,193 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 256 - Follows: 11 - Published: 10/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Alien Boy by turtur6 reviews
Little snippet of Rory's POV during Vampires in Venice- SLASH! But it's television-safe...
Doctor Who - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,939 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 40 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/25/2010 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
A is For by RobinRocks reviews
Alfie. Which Arthur totally called him last night. And thus begins Alfred's quest to get him to say it again. USUK. COMPLETE.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 72,433 - Reviews: 429 - Favs: 936 - Follows: 234 - Updated: 9/24/2010 - Published: 8/1/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Library by Leather and Stripes reviews
"Mello stood, inwardly screaming at himself for playing into Matt's little game. But, Father forgive, he wanted to play so bad." A cute, but sexy, Wammy oneshot. Written completely by Stripes for Leather.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,821 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 45 - Follows: 3 - Published: 9/20/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Sparkled to Death by Be one with Mother Russia reviews
Winry recieves a letter in the mail, with a black seal. What is her reaction? And who died? This is complete and utter crack, developed when talking about how Ed would die. R&R, please! Its much better than the summary!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 435 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
I Will Hold On Hoping by ZabellaCookie reviews
Whatever this is, Mycroft is convinced he caught it from his brother. Mestrade, aka Mycroft/Lestrade. MUMFORDVERSE.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,443 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 21 - Published: 9/19/2010 - Mycroft H., DI Lestrade - Complete
Out of the Closet by shdw dncr reviews
I can sum it up in one sentence: What if Edward Elric was gay? -one shot-not yaoi so don't get your hopes up
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,133 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 3 - Published: 9/18/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
12 sides of L by Viciada desde 2005 reviews
After a freak accident, the team and Raito find themselves in a place no human should ever have been before. In the mind of the greatest detective, L. LxRaito
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Supernatural/Friendship - Chapters: 13 - Words: 79,879 - Reviews: 351 - Favs: 309 - Follows: 263 - Updated: 9/18/2010 - Published: 8/15/2009 - L, Light Y.
Irreparably Damaged by Honeyduke's Finest reviews
Sometimes it's better not to know. The breaking of the Longbottom's sanity and family.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Tragedy/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,648 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 6 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Alice L., Frank L. - Complete
Romance by Inuchron reviews
All Ed wants is a hot-water bottle, loving proximity to a duvet, and Winry. One-shot
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,487 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 75 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/12/2010 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
WalMart by Insomniaandinfomercials reviews
..I don't know xD Mello gets lost in Wal-Mart, meets a little girl, and then the gang, L, Light, Matt and Near Find him. Random junk I wrote when I was hyper. Two shot. BL contained 3
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,372 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Faith by Aqua-Dawn reviews
Having barely survived the explosion that left him all alone, Mello has only one place left to turn to. Can be seen as MxM or just friendship
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,422 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Sweet September by Holli-chan reviews
"Matt couldn't quite explain why he wanted to come to New York on such a day. Nothing had changed but the mere presence of the buildings' disappearance." Dedication to all 9/11 victim spouses. Matt POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,067 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2010 - Complete
Beyond The Sea by crescit eundo reviews
Somewhere beyond the sea, they will land, and there, all will be at peace. For now, though, Kiku waits and Heracles returns.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,885 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 15 - Published: 9/10/2010 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Carpe Diem by Domomomo reviews
AU. Seize the day. Certainly Yao's never been one to busy himself with such frivolous ideas, and CERTAINLY he doesn't need a loud, obnoxious intern to tell him how to live his life. Korea/China and Prussia/Hungary.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,548 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 15 - Follows: 20 - Updated: 9/8/2010 - Published: 12/15/2009 - South Korea, China
EdxOC Mary Sue Bashing Crackfic of Terror by BreezeNightingale reviews
I suck at summaries. And serious stories. It's basically what it looks like. Warning: Rated T for swearing, mild suggestiveness, and evil raisin cookies.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,680 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 9 - Published: 9/6/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
New Prussia by crackberries reviews
On a road trip, Prussia accidentally discovers New Prussia. And totally did not squeal.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,075 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 297 - Follows: 28 - Published: 9/5/2010 - Canada, Prussia - Complete
Why Mello's Hot by LittleMissAnthrope reviews
It's the little things. The unexpected things. The things that shouldn't be perverted, but... it's Mello we're talking about here. Warning: Semi-perverted content. mentioned MxM. Series, updated weekly.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,114 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 8 - Published: 9/4/2010 - Mello, Matt
CauseEffect: Hetalia Style! by KolKolKol reviews
America presents one of the worst celebrities ever, so Canada retaliates with something that may be even worse. Bashing of Justin Bieber, Rob Pattinson, the Jonas Brothers, and Miley Cyrus. Rated for America's f-bombs. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 7 - Published: 9/2/2010 - America, Canada - Complete
Fountain of Youth by ShainaNight reviews
The Doctor and Amy decide to visit the legendary Fountain of Youth and find themselves accompanied by a certain Spaniard the Doctor isn't too fond of. Little do they know this is the one adventure that might just change everything.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 32 - Words: 55,823 - Reviews: 210 - Favs: 217 - Follows: 76 - Updated: 9/2/2010 - Published: 7/4/2010 - 11th Doctor, Amelia P./Amy - Complete
By Your Side by Satan's Sweeties reviews
"Hey, Mels? What's heaven like?" Matt/Mello, character death, attempted suicide, language, shounen-ai
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,279 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/31/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Kiss by Monniemoo reviews
"Sometimes seeing Mello's smirk made Matt wonder what it would be like to kiss him. Maybe sometimes was a small understatement."
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 782 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/30/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Tactile by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*China/America* Painting over America's body, China tells him a story as old as he is… *contains smut*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,501 - Reviews: 77 - Favs: 182 - Follows: 13 - Published: 8/29/2010 - America, China - Complete
5 Signs of a FMA MarySue by Just-For-Kicks-XP reviews
Are you writing a new OC story and are worried about the dreaded MARY-SUE disease? Or are you just sick of reading about OC's that single handedly beat the bad guys and snatch up the OOC hero as their boyfriend? Well, this is the page for you! R&R!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 879 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 20 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Complete
Chocolate Syrup by Satan's Sweeties reviews
But, they were just friends. Nothing more. Nope. Just. Friends. Mello/Matt, yaoi, some Wammy House fun.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 647 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/26/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
DEATH NOTE ORGY TIME xD by L. M. Lockehart reviews
Ah. Poor Near's VIRGIN EARS xD only dirty if you make it be ; COMMENT PLEASE :D because its dejecting if you write something and no one does.. WARNING: VERY SHORT.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 110 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/20/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Sunflowers and Propositions by crackberries reviews
Sealand and Russia? What?
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,189 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 90 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Russia, Sealand - Complete
Light's One and Only by BeautifulLie1313 reviews
Light's moment of passion with his not so secret love. Not really yaoi and not what you think. Quick and short. Rated to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 180 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 8/19/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Two Words by Ms. Ely Sium reviews
He stood at the front doorstep, his hands clenched together in tight, balled fists. Japan apologizes to South Korea.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,638 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 8/17/2010 - Japan, South Korea - Complete
Wherever I Go by Atreyl reviews
Mello's a bastard. Seriously. Not that that stopped Matt from falling head-over-gameboy with him.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 762 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 26 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/15/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Ignotism by Silver Pard reviews
They have t-shirts, a designated pub and a support group. 'I shared a flat with Sherlock Holmes and lived'.
Sherlock - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 596 - Reviews: 98 - Favs: 546 - Follows: 46 - Published: 8/14/2010
Asterion by Tamer Lorika reviews
Turkey has been dominating Japan's attention, and Greece is viciously jealous. He will admit it, and he will play the part of Theseus so that this does not become a tragedy. For Canada-chan.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,196 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 41 - Follows: 9 - Published: 8/13/2010 - Greece, Japan
The Bathroom Mirror by Honeyduke's Finest reviews
"I see him in my nightmares," Ron said. "I see him in the mirror every morning," George murmured. How do you live on when your other half has died?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,453 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 22 - Published: 8/13/2010 - George W., Fred W. - Complete
Sun and Sand by Hikari Kaitou reviews
Germany's come to terms with the fact that he's hopelessly in love with Italy. He just wishes he could keep it from being quite so obvious to everyone else.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,648 - Reviews: 57 - Favs: 408 - Follows: 31 - Published: 8/10/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Customs by Bookwrm389 reviews
Over a dinner of Xingese takeout, a casual inquiry about earrings leads to a debate on the pros and cons between two different cultures. Lanfan doesn't think she'll ever understand how Ling's mind works.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,825 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Lan Fan, Ling Y., Foo/Fu - Complete
The Story Of Aizawa's Afro by KolKolKol reviews
My theory of why Aizawa got his afro removed. Very, VERY weird and cracked out. Seriously, there is so much randomness in here. Mentions of pimps, etc. Rated to be safe.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,226 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 8/9/2010 - Aizawa S. - Complete
October Thirty First by Atreyl reviews
In which Mello gets to finally wear his leather, Matt's trying to be subtle about dropping hints, and Near gets drunk and asks probably the most important question in any boy-boy relationship: "Who's seme?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,665 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 38 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Standards by Bookwrm389 reviews
Ed stared down Winry's date for the night with an appraising look. At last, he cocked an eyebrow and stuck one automail finger in the smug teen's face. "Alright, you lucky bastard. You've met her standards. The question is...can you meet mine?" EdWin!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,203 - Reviews: 232 - Favs: 1,142 - Follows: 100 - Published: 8/8/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Sugar Shower by crematosis reviews
Being chained to L is annoying. Light never gets a moment of privacy. But after taking a shower with the other man, Light only wonders why they didn't do it sooner. LightxL
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,621 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 94 - Follows: 8 - Published: 8/8/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
First Time by Chaotica Keehl reviews
When they planned to give themselves to each other, neither Matt nor Mello realized just how awkward losing their virginity would really be. YAOI PWP
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,544 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/8/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Of Needles and Thread by Atreyl reviews
Surprisingly, or maybe not so, Matt is good at something besides video games and hacking. Who would have known...
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,061 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/7/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Chatting by Holli-chan reviews
Mello got bored one day and made a chat room. This was the result. Warning: extreme randomness, txt tlk, unnecessary mentions of sex, and the horrors of naked Misa. Written in a state of extreme boredom, beware shittiness.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,549 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 6 - Published: 8/6/2010
Found You by Living in a fantasy reviews
"Seriously Mels, come here." Mello growled lightly and stepped inside, crouching down as he moved towards Matt. He paused when Matt spoke again, the redhead's eyes dancing with mirth. "Close the door." Because hide and seek isn't so innocent at age 13.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,177 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 74 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Sheepskin Vests by Atreyl reviews
Matt never really got why some people dared to pair Mello with Near. After all, dogs make way better pets than sheep.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 754 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/5/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Wearing the Hero by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*AmeIta, fluff* Italy has a slight obsession for America's jacket.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,304 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 246 - Follows: 22 - Published: 8/5/2010 - America, N. Italy - Complete
Frosting by KeyRing reviews
L throws his cake at Light and likes the result. One-shot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 82 - Follows: 4 - Published: 8/2/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Chat Room by Atreyl reviews
Light, L, BB, Matt, Mello, and Near in a chat room, with the special appearances of fangirls and Mikami. This should be interesting.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,532 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 7 - Published: 8/2/2010 - Complete
I Will Follow You by Atreyl reviews
He opens his loosely closed bag, searching for his ticket. Instead, he finds a card with the printed words Happy Birthday! written across the top in big red letters, a chocolate bar with a smiling face below it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 21 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Eleven by Atreyl reviews
As he faces death, he starts counting. One...two...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/29/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The WineFreak and Who? by royalsprinkles reviews
MOAR smut! :D It switches between country and human names, just so ya know.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 683 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/27/2010 - France, Canada - Complete
Voice by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*S.Italy, N.Italy, hinted SpaRo, GerIta, RomaIta* in a rush of anger, Romano wished for his brother to disappear. He didn't really think his wish would come true, and now he has to cope.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,973 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 26 - Published: 7/26/2010 - S. Italy/Romano, N. Italy - Complete
What Not to Wear: Hughes Edition by RayaneKeehlJeevas reviews
What would happen if Hughes tried to give Envy and others fashion advice. Humor and mayhem ensue.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,036 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 7/24/2010 - Published: 3/19/2010 - Maes H.
100 Things You Know If You Watch Doctor Who by ZabellaCookie reviews
Does exactly as it says on the tin. With a bit of Doctor/Master if you stand on your head and squint. Credit to gabiace of Deviantart for inspiration, and to my friend Emma for any line containing 'Rory' or 'frowned upon'. Because she's picky like that.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,143 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 215 - Follows: 21 - Published: 7/24/2010 - 10th Doctor, The Master
And the Earth Shook Itself to Pieces by Dlvvanzor reviews
As it turned out, Matt wasn't nearly as good at dividing his attention as he had initially given himself credit for. MxM oneshot, FLUFF. Matt POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,837 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/23/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Implicated by Min Daae reviews
Passing notes: it's an old form of nonverbal communication. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,233 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 58 - Follows: 3 - Published: 7/22/2010 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Ordinary Humans by Bookwrm389 reviews
As it turned out, Ed could still perform alchemy after all. Fluffy, EdWin goodness!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 301 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 136 - Follows: 10 - Published: 7/20/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] - Complete
Counting Blessings by Bookwrm389 reviews
Al misses out on a lot of things thanks to his armor. Eating, sleeping...and kissing. Curiosity overcomes morality when Al spies on Ed and Winry one night to see what all the fuss is about. He sees far more than he bargained on. Al-centric.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,225 - Reviews: 45 - Favs: 189 - Follows: 14 - Published: 7/17/2010 - [Edward E., Winry R.] Alphonse E. - Complete
No by Atreyl reviews
"Mello, can I be your lover?"
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 404 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/16/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Skin by RobinRocks reviews
Implied UKUS. On being made love to by history with timeless touches and carnage kisses and hands that take what they want.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,537 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/16/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Soup Alchemist by Just Leah reviews
The story of Billy McCampbell, the Soup Alchemist. It involves alchemy, soup, tomatoes, ramen, Irish accents, the Truth and much, much more! Complete crack in case you didn't realize that.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 956 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 6 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
The Art of Self Deception by Silver Pard reviews
She makes lists and burns them, as if that means they never existed.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,119 - Reviews: 90 - Favs: 411 - Follows: 34 - Published: 7/14/2010 - Bella - Complete
Five Times by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*GerIta* It is not always Italy the one hard to understand. Sometimes, it's Germany the one who makes Italy facepalm. *crack*
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 167 - Follows: 12 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Germany, N. Italy - Complete
Wake Up in the Morning by Rantzilla reviews
I GUESS you could call this a songfic. IDUNNO. Various pairings including USUK, Spamano, and GerIta . How I expect Hetalia characters to react to a wake-up call from one of America's most popular songs. Things could get ugly. ONE-SHOT, BY THE WAY.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,160 - Reviews: 10 - Favs: 27 - Published: 7/13/2010 - Complete
The Science Of Alchemy by Bookwrm389 reviews
On a rainy day in Resembool, four-year-old Al takes it upon himself to relieve his brother's boredom.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,886 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 62 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Rehab by CatchThatPrat reviews
The kid had a problem, and it seemed to be Yao's job to make him realize that it had gotten out of hand. Something had to be done. But what? Mostly crack.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 4 - Words: 9,205 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 7/3/2010 - Published: 4/15/2010 - South Korea, China
Helpful Nations by HappeDaez reviews
“Ah…formatting, out of character, names, and…” Japan paused as he read off the list. “…Why is lemon written here in such big letters?” France, Canada and Japan give advice to authors. Sex and jokes ensue.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,728 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 151 - Follows: 63 - Updated: 6/28/2010 - Published: 3/12/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
Mustang fights the logic of Fanfiction by Ghosthp reviews
Mustang gains the ability to manipulate fanfiction. Mustang goes to a bar. Parody of fanfiction dot net. Mangaverse, no pairings, crack.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 959 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/28/2010 - Roy M., Maes H. - Complete
Who's The Alchemist? by Bookwrm389 reviews
Mustang plays mind games during a briefing. Edward is not amused. Based on the 1940s comedy sketch "Who's on first?" Moderate swearing.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,119 - Reviews: 155 - Favs: 608 - Follows: 59 - Published: 6/27/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Star Trek Alphabet by fagur fiskur reviews
A collection of 26 one-hundred word shorts ranging every genre, from crack to angst to character pieces. Most are slash, some are gen. K/S and K/M, mentions of sexual acts, naughty language and one minor mention of mpreg.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Humor/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,529 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 6/27/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Scrabble Shift by Ellarose C reviews
'Naturally, it was awkward. This was an experiment, he said, and I was simply a willing test subject.' AU of my modern AU in 'The Baffled King and the Idiot Hero'.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,554 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 148 - Follows: 15 - Published: 6/23/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
Breaking the Fourth Wall by KolKolKol reviews
A reinterpretation of Romeo and Juliet, including random plot twists and crack.
Romeo and Juliet - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 6/23/2010 - Published: 6/18/2010 - Romeo, Juliet
Tiny men in skirts by Oh I wish I were a bird reviews
Edward visits FanFiction dot net. Wondering what kind of verb is 'roy' and why it is always in past tense, he clicks one of the stories and starts reading it. RoyEd and FangirlJapanese mocking, crackfic! Rated T for the story Ed reads.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 991 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/22/2010 - Edward E. - Complete
Stress Relief by MoonlightM4gic reviews
Matt notices Mello is coming home late some nights and decides to tail him. He fearfully wonders if Mello has found someone else; what other business would he have at a gay strip club? MxM, WARNING: Adult content but rated Teen for non-descriptive details
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,730 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 31 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/21/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Star Trek: A Parody by Belle Nuit reviews
Pretty much what the title says, a parody of the movie. Jim is pretty, but kind of a moron, Bones facepalms often, Chekov is Russian, Nero has anger issues, the rest of the crew are BAMF and Spock finds it all illogical.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,451 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/17/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock
Making Amends by AGirlWhoLikesToSayHi reviews
Rina frowning is never a good thing," Ian thought to himself as he saw the girl enter his shop. A series of drabbles with no real connection to one another that revolves around the lives of the Gaians we all know and love/hate.
Gaia Online - Rated: K - English - Friendship - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,439 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 4 - Updated: 6/9/2010 - Published: 12/4/2009 - Rina, Leon
Stop telephoning me Maes! by LongliveA.Monk reviews
This song reminds me of Roy's frustration with Maes's constant calling. Telephone by Lady Gaga featuring Beyonce.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,297 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Maes H., Roy M. - Complete
Daily Perfection by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
Matt is perfect in everything, skilled to the point whatever he does is mastered. It is amazing. Weird, frighteningly beautiful, because he pushes it as far as applying his skills to the most insignificant of his daily actions. MELLO POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/6/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Crashes and Moisturizer by Uncle Slitmouth reviews
You'd think that they'd be a little more concerned about an airship wreck, but Gino and Kanoko are focusing on different matters...such as each other.
Gaia Online - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,718 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/3/2010 - Gino G. - Complete
Healthy, Upright, and Responsible by Dlvvanzor reviews
I was always a well-adjusted person. At least, you know, until I met Mello. Oneshot, Matt POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,331 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Everything by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
It's like if I've been running for such a long time that I don't even know where I started from. MELLO POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 612 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 14 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/31/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Heart's Desire by Shadowed Shinobi reviews
What did Albus Dumbledore truly see when he looked into the Mirror of Erised?
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Family/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,261 - Reviews: 73 - Favs: 146 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Albus D., Gellert G. - Complete
Courting by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*PruIta* Prussia is out to seduce Italy, and it's a foreplay that will leave him breathless.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,201 - Reviews: 60 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 17 - Published: 5/30/2010 - Prussia, N. Italy - Complete
Dash of Courage, Pound of Pride by Tamer Lorika reviews
Romano can't say it to Spain's face, no matter how much he wants to. But there is more than one way to say things; one does not always need words. Written for the kinkmeme
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,554 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 191 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/28/2010 - Spain, S. Italy/Romano - Complete
and it screams by Ellarose C reviews
He's beyond brilliant, dazzling, blinding, he's a star, a real one, and he can't turn it off. He burns.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Poetry/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,252 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/25/2010 - Complete
Envy, The Palm Tree by Amythista reviews
A song about our favorite palm-tree-haired homunculus...to the tune of 'Frosty the Snowman.' Enjoy!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 238 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 5/23/2010 - Envy - Complete
The Game by DarkAlliGator reviews
"It's all over. You lost the game." The "famous" quote from the anime, and what SHOULD have happened next. All about the Game. Yes, THAT game! You know the one I'm talking about. Spoilers for the last episode/book.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,024 - Reviews: 52 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 4 - Published: 5/22/2010 - Light Y., Near - Complete
Taste by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*KoreaChina* China, in a moment of despair, offers Korea a deal: a single pityfuck, and then Korea won't bother him ever again. It works. The problem is, it also backfires...
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,936 - Reviews: 56 - Favs: 221 - Follows: 9 - Published: 5/18/2010 - South Korea, China - Complete
The Taste of Chocolate by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello loved chocolate. This, hopefully, was news to no one, because anyone who spent more than a few seconds in his presence would notice the way he treated the confection. MelloxMatt oneshot, Matt POV. Fluff and language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,051 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/17/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Scotty's List by Malteaser reviews
The Enterprise crew breaks all the rules. Even the ones they make themselves.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,058 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 11 - Published: 5/13/2010 - M. Scott/Scotty - Complete
Of Writers Block and Stink Bombs by Holli-chan reviews
Mello detests writers block, his neighbors, and several other things. Matt is here to help. Extremely random, bad attempt at humor, and blahblahblah. very mildly MattxMello. Rated T for safetey.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,335 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/6/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Star Trek: The Parody by fagur fiskur reviews
Exactly what it says on the tin. A parody of the 2009 movie, with slight (hah) homoerotic undertones.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,755 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 84 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/5/2010 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Claddagh Twist by Ellarose C reviews
It was probably the most feminine thing he owned. That list included his embroidery hoop, stuffed unicorn, show tune collection, and extended edition of the A&E special on Pride and Prejudice. That didn't mean that he didn't adore his Claddagh ring.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 3,403 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 101 - Follows: 24 - Updated: 5/4/2010 - Published: 5/3/2010 - England/Britain, America
Two Curls by poochyena123 reviews
Egypt became very curious at Turkey's and Greece's curls then decided to make the curls touch.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 4 - Words: 3,030 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 55 - Follows: 55 - Updated: 5/1/2010 - Published: 4/4/2010 - Egypt, Greece
Wiggle Room by minderbinder reviews
The Enterprise is found after three centuries. Star Fleet is appalled at what the logs reveal!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Drama/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 594 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/29/2010 - J. Kirk - Complete
Global Report by Abarero reviews
A collection of ficlets and drabbles for the Hetalia cast, featuring many characters and pairings. 8th and 9th stories up: Greece/Japan and Estonia/Ukraine.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,685 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 29 - Updated: 4/25/2010 - Published: 6/8/2009
Heartbeats by Bookwrm389 reviews
"No one knew what to say to the colonel and the lieutenant, the impromptu parents who hadn't even wanted a baby at first. Now it was clear they would have given anything to have that child back." Royai, hinted EdWin and fatherly/brotherly RoyEd.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,564 - Reviews: 51 - Favs: 286 - Follows: 25 - Published: 4/23/2010 - [Roy M., Riza H.] Edward E. - Complete
Why Roger Lives by Dlvvanzor reviews
Growing up, all Quillsh spoke of- the fantasy he told me about every night in our shared bedroom- was his dream of starting an orphanage that treated kids better than Meadow Brooks treated US. Everyone else laughed. Not me. Roger POV oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,810 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/18/2010 - Roger, Watari - Complete
Alchemy Idiot by BecSquared reviews
I'm pretty sure this parody is over done but I hope you enjoy my parody of American Idiot!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 5 - Published: 4/14/2010 - Edward E., Father - Complete
Steel and Serpent by Jordanna Morgan reviews
It was remarkable, the things a person could get used to.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,606 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/12/2010 - Alphonse E., Edward E., Martel - Complete
All the Yaoi Fics by Mird reviews
The sad life of a new yaoi-fic writer. "Single Ladies" parody. Oneshot, crackfic.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 552 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/10/2010 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Debasement by xElementFivex reviews
How is it that a bit of mashed potatoes signaled the end of Matt's world? When it was all said and done, he could do nothing more than sit back and watch the House crash down around him.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,572 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 9 - Published: 4/7/2010 - Matt - Complete
Shudder by Ellarose C reviews
He doesn't care where he goes, just away from his bed, from the recesses of his mind. He trusts his feet to take him where he needs to go. They have never led him wrong before.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,001 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/6/2010 - England/Britain, America - Complete
My Immortal by Kelly Mareher reviews
The prep version of My Immortal, by Tara Gilesbie AKA xxxbloodyrists666xxx. So goffik people, no flaming!
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 9 - Words: 3,131 - Reviews: 301 - Favs: 141 - Follows: 107 - Updated: 4/4/2010 - Published: 8/26/2009 - OC, Draco M.
Easter at Wammy's by Dlvvanzor reviews
Roger hated Easter. He hated the other holidays for good and valid reasons too, of course, but Easter was special. It was simply impossible to hide eggs from 72 genius children. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,791 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 20 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Roger - Complete
AizawaxLight Just Doesn't Work by The iPod Addict reviews
A dare by Loves-Chihuahuas. Obviously, Light belongs to L and L ALONE. Why, you ask? Read to find out. But don't say you weren't warned. Warning: You may want to burn your computer after reading this crack pairing. AizawaxLight Implied IdexMatsuda
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,139 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 19 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/3/2010 - Aizawa S., Light Y. - Complete
The Game by The iPod Addict reviews
Rule 1: You are playing The Game. Rule 2: Every time you think about The Game, you lose. Rule 3: Loss of The Game must be announced. A bunch of drabbles of people losing The Game. PS: You just lost. XD
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,862 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 23 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 4/3/2010 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Complete
Check, Mate by Shinonomisensei reviews
Matthew really likes to play chess. He and Francis decide to play...but whoever heard of strip chess! WARNING:Smut, PWP, Lemon
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,325 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 156 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Canada, France - Complete
Secret Lover by dramaq reviews
"'Mmmm, so delicious. Yeah baby,' the voice purred. I slapped my hand over my mouth to stifle the scandalized gasp threatening to escape my lips." Matt hears some interresting noises coming from his and Mello's room... and it's easy to misinterpret. MxM
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,713 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 39 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
You've got NI! by Kyia.L.Kenobi reviews
The Knights who say Ni! order a shrubbery from amazon.
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 750 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/1/2010 - Complete
Counting Scars by xxbeyondxbirthdayxx reviews
why do I often look at my scar? Why so much staring in the mirror, why so much tracing the lines of the wrinkled area with the tip of my finger? Because I count. One by one, everyday, I count. And everyday I know that one is missing. MELLO POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,053 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/31/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Trouble with Tibbles? by Yamitron reviews
Part One: Sulu gives Chekov three gifts. Love Fluff. Part Two: Comedic, Tribble Related Death. One section can be read without reading the other, if you prefer it that way. Part one: Sulu/Chekov. Part Two: Language, Comedic Character Death.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,898 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 6 - Published: 3/29/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov
Vocabulary Gaps by Dlvvanzor reviews
Needless to say, it was going to be difficult to explain the definition of 'Al Gore shower' to the genius detective who was only going to understand the most technical of descriptions. Oneshot LxLight, Light POV Fluff. Reposted.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,895 - Reviews: 39 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/21/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
For Better, For Worse by RobinRocks reviews
USUK. Roses are red, violets are blue, but green has always looked better on you. The Special Relationship as a marriage from then until now.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance/Horror - Chapters: 1 - Words: 10,642 - Reviews: 76 - Favs: 303 - Follows: 12 - Published: 3/17/2010 - America, England/Britain - Complete
The Munich Connection by BandGeek99 reviews
Edward Cullen spotted a certain blond alchemist back in 1924, never expecting to see him again. The year is 2010 in a small, out-of-the-way town in New England and the Cullen coven is going to have an encounter they'll not forget. T for Ed's mouth, EdWin!
Crossover - Fullmetal Alchemist & Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,200 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 60 - Follows: 19 - Published: 3/14/2010 - Edward E., Edward - Complete
Aiding the Cause by Seven Silver Stars reviews
In which Kirk hatches a plan in the name of True Love, the YMCA dance is done, people get shoved into broom closets, and Sulu and Chekov are stared at. A lot. -sulu/chekov; fluff, crack, silliness and cursing-
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,543 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 32 - Follows: 3 - Published: 2/26/2010 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Pranksters by Elril reviews
Sulu, Chekov, Spock, and Uhura pull some friendly and not so friendly pranks on each other.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 468 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Published: 2/25/2010 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu
Tribbles log by J0j2 reviews
Tribbles log: The mini diary of the tribbles kept aboard the enterprise More chapters coming
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Friendship/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 4,622 - Reviews: 11 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 6 - Updated: 2/22/2010 - Published: 2/16/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
The Extra Rule by The iPod Addict reviews
We all know the basic rules of the Death Note, right? Well, it seems Ryuk forgot to add a rule in the manga/anime. What's the rule? One shot. T: Mild Language.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 288 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 30 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/21/2010 - Light Y. - Complete
Star Trek Shorts by District 715 reviews
TOS shorts you might finnd in comics.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 280 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 6 - Follows: 1 - Published: 2/15/2010 - Spock, J. Kirk
Slippery Possessions by Inspired Demon of Fiction reviews
The Doctor takes a few licks… *deletes* *rewrites* The Master's mouth possesses… *deletes quickly and rewrites* Licking as… *smashes keyboard with head* OH FOR CYRING OUT LOUD! WILL THE RIDICULOUSLY DIRTY PUNS NEVER END! 10/Simm!Master
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 5 - Words: 8,270 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 103 - Follows: 11 - Updated: 2/14/2010 - Published: 2/1/2010 - The Master, 10th Doctor - Complete
Back Words by Tierfal reviews
Geniuses do have a tendency to do things backwards. Valentine's Day morning for L and Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,447 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 119 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/14/2010 - Light Y., L - Complete
Just Another Day by Blackie Berlitz and Aster reviews
What happens when Roy comes up with the greatest idea ever came up with by man? CRACK FIC!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 284 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 2 - Published: 2/13/2010 - Roy M.
Work Notes by redfirerose reviews
If you want to know the basics of work place interactions, all you have to do is read the in office notes. AU, plotless, and entirely crack. enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 942 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 7 - Published: 2/10/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Relationshit by Mird reviews
A number of short parodies featuring the stupidity of each and every FMA pairing. Crackfic. Do not enter if you are an easily offended fan of ANY pairing. Chapter Sixteen: AlxOC-- He rells her these things because she is cute, young and female.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 16 - Words: 3,961 - Reviews: 295 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 61 - Updated: 2/7/2010 - Published: 5/19/2009
Precious Things by Mikkeneko reviews
Searching for a cure for Ed's blindness, the Elric brothers return to Central. But they find there more than they bargained for... Sequel to Embodied, co-written with Kaltia. Angst, mentions of mutilation and torture. Now complete.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: M - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 5 - Words: 28,550 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 85 - Follows: 38 - Updated: 2/6/2010 - Published: 4/14/2009 - Alphonse E., Edward E. - Complete
Lost Moon by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*Greece-centric* Coping with the loss of a close friend, even when that friend is not a person, is still as painful as it could be. Greece mourns the loss of one of his cats.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Hurt/Comfort/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,308 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2010 - Greece, Egypt - Complete
Following Orders by Dlvvanzor reviews
Mello has a scheme to prove that Roger is a homophobe, and, well, Matt might not be opposed to going along with it... MelloxMatt, Matt POV. Oneshot.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,307 - Reviews: 54 - Favs: 178 - Follows: 14 - Published: 2/1/2010 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Two Demigods and a Talking Barrel by ResidentPyromaniac reviews
On the fourth day of their somewhat aimless journey, Gino came to three conclusions. First, the Overseer was an idiot. Second, the Sentinel was scarier than a swarm of Animated on speed. Third, he was actually enjoying himself despite it all.
Gaia Online - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,867 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/30/2010 - Gino G.
Still the One by Dlvvanzor reviews
75 years. Longer than some people even live, I have loved him. And I never stopped. MxM, Matt POV. Matt's year by year memories of their growing old together, as they should have. Posted in defiance on the day of their canon death. Slight AU- no Kira.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,876 - Reviews: 61 - Favs: 127 - Follows: 7 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Numbers by Esperer reviews
It snaps into place, and it's with one part surrender and one part dread that he thinks back to that first day and what had drawn B's fascination. Matt-centric, mentions of Matt/Mello. In honor of 1/26/10.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Tragedy/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,134 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 7 - Published: 1/26/2010 - Matt, BB - Complete
Thirteen Red Ribbons by Abarero reviews
It's Korea's birthday and this year, China's ready for it. Or so he thinks. China/Korea
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,083 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 48 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/18/2010 - China, South Korea - Complete
Bella Swan, Pregnant and Furious by ComicsNix reviews
After being trapped by a nefarious bastard, Bella must do something unpeakable to save her son from the evils claws of her kidnappers.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Adventure/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,942 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/17/2010 - Bella - Complete
7 Minutes in Heaven by januaryfreeze92 reviews
2 fills for the prompt 7 Minutes In Heaven. Sulu Chekov slash
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 872 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/28/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Butterfly by megan having meltdowns reviews
Matt/Mello -- "Believe it or not, Mello leaves his hard exterior at the door with his coat." Lemon.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 638 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Risk Your Life! by StarsOfYaoi reviews
*Gen, many Nations* Where France brings his Risk game at a meeting, and the nations discover they should never really play that game together. Ever. Crack warning. Written for the kink meme.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,557 - Reviews: 89 - Favs: 332 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/25/2009 - Complete
Christmas Cookies by Tierfal reviews
The Yagamis are having a Christmas party, and L has little choice but to attend. Cookies are eaten, and Christmassy chaos ensues. L/Light.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,013 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 124 - Follows: 15 - Published: 12/24/2009 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Don't Stop Me Now by Tierfal reviews
Mello has forgotten his own birthday, but that's okay, because Matt's prepared. One part Queen, one part kink, one part total crack.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,098 - Reviews: 30 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Mission:Impeccable by Acid Rain reviews
An unusual young lady visits Roy's office.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,220 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 12/12/2009 - Roy M., Edward E. - Complete
The Saga of Epic Fail Book 1: Twifail by Corrupted Lament reviews
One day, a retarded Necrophile decided to write a book. 498 pages of crap later, Twilight was born from the ashes of good literature. This is the Saga of Epic Fail.
Twilight - Rated: M - English - Parody/Supernatural - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,574 - Reviews: 40 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 7 - Published: 11/30/2009
He Was A Quiet Man by Estora reviews
The one thing Charlie Swan regretted the most was that he never got to see his little girl grow up.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Angst/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,480 - Reviews: 125 - Favs: 261 - Follows: 14 - Published: 11/25/2009 - Charlie S., Bella - Complete
Empty Handed by Albinina reviews
Poor Overseer. First, he had to fight a holy war without any clothes in the body of Gino Gambino, and now he has to deal with the wrath of the Sentinel. A tale of what may have happened to our two favorite demi-gods after Demonbusters. Sentinel/Overseer.
Gaia Online - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,185 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/12/2009
Intoxicated by Tierfal reviews
Mello shoved a drink into his hand. “Less talking,” he ordered, “more drunken shenanigans.” Matt/Mello, Light/L, and Mikami/Gevanni/Near, for IceQueenRex.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 11,073 - Reviews: 69 - Favs: 254 - Follows: 16 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Chimeras by Meso the Hanyu reviews
How exactly did Dorochet, Bido, Loa and Martel become chimeras? My take on it. Ooc scientist/alchemist and asistant, rated T for the assistant's cursing. *hiatus*
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,876 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/28/2009 - Dorochet/Dolcetto, Martel
Not all Sirens Sing by icaughtkira reviews
Told from the point of view of Light's three most loyal followers; their personal reasons for supporting him. Spoilers up to episodes in the thirties. Oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 2 - Published: 10/24/2009 - Complete
Detective Fiction by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. AU. Detective author Light Yagami's world is turned upside-down when a real detective needs his help solving a murder case fashioned after Light's own book. Trouble is, he doesn't remember writing it. DISCONTINUED.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Mystery/Crime - Chapters: 7 - Words: 42,125 - Reviews: 269 - Favs: 211 - Follows: 275 - Updated: 10/15/2009 - Published: 2/27/2009 - Light Y., L
The Victory Kiss by EverythingIsMagic reviews
England was going to kiss America, and nothing, save the King himself, was going to stop him. Victory in Europe Day, 1945- AmericaxEngland. Oneshot.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,574 - Reviews: 44 - Favs: 364 - Follows: 19 - Published: 10/15/2009 - England/Britain, America - Complete
DeathLight by icaughtkira reviews
Misa has to go live in Forks. There's a sexy but homicidal vampire killing people...and a certain werewolf has to find out who and how. My goodness this sounds familiar!I don't even know where this is going...but it's epic...yaoi in later chapters.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 6 - Words: 18,819 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 28 - Updated: 10/14/2009 - Published: 8/27/2009 - L, Light Y.
If Dr Seuss Wrote For Star Trek TOS by MinervaDeannaBond reviews
Ever think about how funny it would be if Dr. Seuss wrote an episode of the Original Series? Well, here you go! Enjoy!
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 67 - Follows: 8 - Published: 10/2/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
What's your problem? by Mird reviews
Mird becomes a therapist to help the cast of Fullmetal Alchemist sort out their problems. Victim Seven: Armstrong. "Therapitizing people is a skill that has been passed down the Armstrong family for generations and generations!"
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 7 - Words: 3,068 - Reviews: 97 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 19 - Updated: 9/28/2009 - Published: 7/1/2009
Harry Interrupts Bellatrix by Ron and Harry reviews
Bellatrix gets rudely interrupted.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 77 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 22 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Harry P., Bellatrix L. - Complete
Why caveat lector Should Not Write Yaoi by caveat lector reviews
Ladies and gentlemen, this amazing clichéstorm of a parody will surely either make you laugh 'till you drop or have you writing very angry reviews! LightxL, nothing serious, parody of a lot of smut in the world.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 851 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 9/17/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
The Human Whose Name Is Written In This Fanfiction by Gen Duruk reviews
Tired of reading the same old terrible fanfiction? Want a good laugh? Want to improve your writing? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this fic is for you! If you answered no to all of them this fic is still for you! Reviews or flames welcome.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 14 - Words: 29,459 - Reviews: 305 - Favs: 207 - Follows: 46 - Updated: 9/13/2009 - Published: 8/12/2009 - L, Ukita H. - Complete
Sulu's Master Plan by januaryfreeze92 reviews
Chekov has always slept with a pillow or a teddybear to cuddle with, and Sulu is determined to replace said inanimate objects with himself. Fluffy, comedic oneshot. SLASH. Pavel Chekov x Hikaru Sulu
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,024 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 115 - Follows: 11 - Published: 9/13/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Harry Godmother by Translucent Darkness reviews
Oneshot. In which baby Harry gets both a godfather and a godmother, Remus is declared a girl, Sirius gets on Remus's and Lily's nerves, and James is amused.
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Humor/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,232 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 73 - Follows: 9 - Published: 9/12/2009 - Remus L., Harry P. - Complete
Wrong by Dlvvanzor reviews
It should have been Mello. This? This was wrong. MxM, alternating Matt/Mello POV. Rated for some flashback content, but it's not too detailed.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 7 - Words: 11,463 - Reviews: 127 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 12 - Updated: 9/2/2009 - Published: 7/25/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Break Room by The One Called Demetra reviews
Life in the Between Book Break Room has never been easy. Upon receiving a copy of Breaking Dawn, the Twilight characters are less than happy. Revamped as of 8.26.09.
Twilight - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,433 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 77 - Follows: 10 - Updated: 8/26/2009 - Published: 11/20/2008 - Complete
The Creek by ValienT-RebeL reviews
A Dorchet/Martel fic, 'cause they need some love. A story about two people, their experience, and one promise that both could never keep.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 2 - Words: 2,764 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 8/15/2009 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Dorochet/Dolcetto, Martel
A Very Bromance Romance by Jetsir reviews
50 themes of Chekov/Sulu. Some are sweet, some are silly, all communicate the same message: they are lovers as well as friends.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,070 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 64 - Follows: 5 - Published: 8/11/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Sweet Nothings by Impervious Marr reviews
America wonders what Russia mumbles about, in that Russian of his, before they map out each others' bodies - before they kiss - before Russia presses a firm kiss on the top of his ear and tells him to sleep. Oneshot, RussiaAmerica, present timeline.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 7,704 - Reviews: 75 - Favs: 544 - Follows: 33 - Published: 8/10/2009 - Russia, America - Complete
I Wanna Rock With You by Ron and Harry reviews
Dean looks like Michael Jackson. And Seamus is diggin' it. DeanSeamus
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 251 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 11 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Dean T., Seamus F. - Complete
Death Eaters by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt, while falling asleep in Mello's arms, has an errant thought that Kira's followers are like Death Eaters. Oneshot Mello POV MelloxMatt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,325 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 61 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/9/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Te amo, Pavel Andreievech Chekov by Slow Walker reviews
ONESHOT. Chekov finds Sulu's second language VERY erotic, especially when whispered passionately in his ear...
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: M - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,929 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 86 - Follows: 8 - Published: 7/30/2009 - P. Chekov, H. Sulu - Complete
Forever, if Necessary by Dlvvanzor reviews
Turns out, Mello is desperately afraid of storms. But the one he loves can always make it just a little bit better. MxM oneshot Mello POV
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,231 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 98 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/28/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
In Which There Are Pairings by Mird reviews
Don't read this. It doesn't deserve to be read. Seriously. This is just the kind of stupid thing that people AREN'T supposed to post. Crack, rated for sex references, swearing, blablabla, you know the drill. If you read this, you'll flame me, I know it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,134 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 20 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/18/2009 - Complete
What? by Fair Hearing reviews
Sulu/Chekov. "Five times Chekov/Sulu were lost in translation, one time they weren't." Except I made it FOUR times and one time because I am 3dgy. Warnings for language and !S!E!X! -- but only if you pay close attention to context clues.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 652 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 4 - Published: 7/18/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Mello and the Half Blood Prince by Dlvvanzor reviews
Matt drags Mello to see Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince with him. Four hours early. At midnight. And he WILL make him wear the Slytherin scarf no matter how much Mello doesn't want to. SPOILERS for the sixth HP book/movie! MxM Mello POV oneshot
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,605 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 57 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/15/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Kira and the King of Pop by Quiet reviews
It's a normal day at headquarters, and L is bored. However, when the task force learns that Michael Jackson has been killed by Kira, L has an interesting opinion on the matter and discovers a new reason to hate the supernatural serial killer.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,087 - Reviews: 81 - Favs: 149 - Follows: 11 - Published: 7/9/2009 - L - Complete
X by Mird reviews
Scar thinks about his scar. Why? Because I just realized that I've never written anything that started with the letter X before!
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 416 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 9 - Published: 7/1/2009 - Scar - Complete
The Discovery by Mird reviews
Just when they though they'd seen it all, Ed and Al discover the horrors of...FFnet! oneshot, reasonably stupid...In other words, read it, or you'll sure as hell regret it.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 340 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 16 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward E., Alphonse E. - Complete
Of Love by Mird reviews
A notice to RoyEd fans: Don't read this, unless you like it when your darling pairing is made fun of.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 610 - Reviews: 27 - Favs: 15 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
THIS FIC CONTAINS NO MARY SUE by Mird reviews
Natalie Emma Delanie Nessa Bethany Elric is not a Mary Sue. Nope. No way. She's totally NOT gonna have babies with Ed, right? Nope. That would be dumb. Nope....No. She's not a Mary Sue.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 481 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 17 - Published: 6/29/2009 - Edward E. - Complete
PlayDate by Inuchron reviews
Future fic. Winry and Riza set up a play date for their children, both young and old. EdxWin and Royai
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,065 - Reviews: 23 - Favs: 50 - Follows: 3 - Published: 6/25/2009 - Complete
Star Trek: The Parody Factor by TrekFan24905 reviews
Star Trek TOS parody. Mostly random humor that pops up when I watch episodes of Trek late at night in that stage between being asleep and being awake. Read, enjoy, comment if you'd like! How far will Kirk go while looking out for number one?
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,140 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 6/24/2009 - J. Kirk, Spock - Complete
Nobody puts Pasha in a corner by Soul of The Wind reviews
While visiting a Starbase, Chekov is attacked and Sulu is not happy. Sulu/Chekov.
Star Trek: 2009 - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,571 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 203 - Follows: 13 - Published: 6/8/2009 - H. Sulu, P. Chekov - Complete
Fifteen by Tierfal reviews
A collection of prompt-based Matt/Mello drabbles: the solemn, the silly, and the "Why so serious?"
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 17 - Words: 7,879 - Reviews: 259 - Favs: 133 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 6/8/2009 - Published: 3/13/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Knights of Ni Handbook for the Squires of Ni by studentofwords reviews
This is something I wrote a few years ago. I think the title is pretty self-explanatory. Please review!
Monty Python - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 997 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 3 - Published: 5/11/2009 - Complete
Death Note: A Spandex Opera by AcerbusEquinomin56 reviews
L has an idea to find Kira that'll push the whole team to their limits!
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,886 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/28/2009 - Matsuda T. - Complete
Touché by Tierfal reviews
When he smiles, he is downright destructive. Mido/Namikawa.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,155 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 53 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/26/2009 - S. Mido, R. Namikawa - Complete
Birthday Present by Ron and Harry reviews
This is a birthday fan fiction that Em and I wrote for our friend Sandra. We wrote it in the school library, so it was extremely awkward and funny.
Naruto - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 737 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 4 - Published: 4/22/2009 - Naruto U., Sasuke U. - Complete
Mating Season by Canadino reviews
When's mating season for humans?" "Humans can have children whenever they want, Greece-san..." Throw in a bunch of kitties and a like for doing things outside with this dialouge and you've got yourself one heck of a oneshot. Greece/Japan
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,130 - Reviews: 67 - Favs: 329 - Follows: 32 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Greece, Japan - Complete
Chocolate Rabbit by Living in a fantasy reviews
Mello doesn’t care how childish it is to wake Matt at five AM, he just wants his Easter chocolate.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,914 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 40 - Published: 4/11/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
I'm Effing The Master by Madame Seabush reviews
The Doctor decides to tell the truth, confession via TARDIS video. Not particularly Rose/Doctor friendly. Semi-Crack.
Doctor Who - Rated: M - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,016 - Reviews: 24 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 5 - Published: 4/8/2009 - 10th Doctor, The Master - Complete
The Tragedy of Mary Sue by The One Called Demetra reviews
Mary Sue - truly the most tragic of creatures. After all, they are but puppets to their cruel, ungrammatical mistresses. The appeals they make in the space between the pages are left unheard. One such creature attempts to amend this, and tells her story.
Lord of the Rings - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,416 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 100 - Follows: 9 - Published: 3/8/2009 - Complete
Coffee Break by Tierfal reviews
Light needs coffee, damn it.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 893 - Reviews: 93 - Favs: 287 - Follows: 22 - Published: 2/28/2009 - Light Y., L - Complete
Be Mine by Living in a fantasy reviews
It’s the Valentines Day after Kira’s defeat, and Mello decides he should try doing something nice for Matt, no matter how ridiculous the holiday is.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,573 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 43 - Published: 2/14/2009 - Mello, Matt - Complete
To Kill a Meyerpire by The One Called Demetra reviews
Dem and Storm discuss the ways of killing a Twilight vampire.
Twilight - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 755 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 83 - Follows: 10 - Published: 2/3/2009
February First by Tierfal reviews
Matt mostly just wants peace and quiet for his birthday. Naturally, Mello doesn't understand the meaning of either of those words.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,550 - Reviews: 43 - Favs: 110 - Follows: 4 - Published: 2/1/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Okay by Tierfal reviews
Somehow, it is. Gently Matt/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 593 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 51 - Published: 1/31/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Red Skinny Jeans by Tierfal reviews
I'm really not that hard to get along with. Listening to Matt talk, you'd think I was a frigging diva or something.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 9,957 - Reviews: 154 - Favs: 456 - Follows: 24 - Published: 1/26/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Window, Tree by Tierfal reviews
Sayu would like nothing more than for Light to go boil his head right now, but he always has to have the last word. Matsuda/Sayu, with background Light/L.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 873 - Reviews: 32 - Favs: 105 - Follows: 9 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Sayu Y., Light Y. - Complete
Access by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Mello makes innuendo and distracts Matt, as Matt tries to pull off a somewhat complicated hack. I am dispensing with all levels of warnings; I'm sort of sick of that. Most of you know how I operate by now. This isn't a dirty one, so just read and enjoy.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,435 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 3 - Published: 1/21/2009 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Shades of White by Tierfal reviews
The mind is a sanctum; the heart is a wasteland -- Near, in six moments. Six: It was quiet in the small cemetery.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,254 - Reviews: 66 - Favs: 63 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 1/15/2009 - Published: 1/4/2009 - Near - Complete
Pillow Fight by Inuchron reviews
What else is there to do when you can't sleep, than have an immature pillow fight? brotherly fluff human!Al and hints of EdxWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,017 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 36 - Follows: 5 - Published: 12/22/2008 - Edward E., Alphonse E.
Erik Saves the Day by gravity01 reviews
A different take on Christine and Raoul's abusive relationship. RC and then EC.
Phantom of the Opera - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 935 - Reviews: 84 - Favs: 92 - Follows: 4 - Published: 12/19/2008 - Erik, Christine - Complete
You Can Breathe by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. "You waited for me in the rain, in the parking lot...." I still remember the time you soaked the passenger side of my car.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,041 - Reviews: 12 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 12/12/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Pure Chance by Tierfal reviews
Five years after the events of "Dumb Luck," Near invites Matt and Mello over to celebrate their victory over Kira. So begins the kinkiest tea party in the history of mankind. Matt/Mello/Near.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 12,377 - Reviews: 64 - Favs: 264 - Follows: 18 - Published: 12/11/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Final Moments by Living in a fantasy reviews
In the last moments of your life, what do you think about? Do you think about the ways you could have avoided death? Or maybe how your life could have been in the future? Maybe you think only of the pain of the moment…or do you think of the one you love?
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,309 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 3 - Published: 12/3/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Something to be Thankful For by Living in a fantasy reviews
Thanksgiving was a stupid holiday. What did Mello have to be thankful for anyway? But maybe a certain redhead can show Mello that he's luckier than he thought.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,918 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 24 - Published: 11/27/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Me Against the World by GothPrincess666 reviews
Me Against the Wrold! Strang things happen at Hogwarts, please red! Named by the song by simple plan, dont leaf a comment if ur a prep! Ratted M, cos some mature things happen. *NOW COMPLETE*
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Romance/Adventure - Chapters: 23 - Words: 7,136 - Reviews: 132 - Favs: 7 - Follows: 2 - Published: 11/25/2008 - Harry P. - Complete
Frostbite by Living in a fantasy reviews
He was cold, freezing, and his hand was growing numb, and it was all Mello’s fault for kicking him out to get chocolate. But Mello is capable of kindness, especially when he’s feeling guilty.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,665 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 68 - Follows: 1 - Published: 11/4/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
Extremely Perverted Love by Prince-san reviews
Created by doing something similar to Madlibs. The story was created by a computer, but the weird words were chosen by me before knowing what the story would be like. So. :D
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Parody/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 247 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 2 - Published: 11/3/2008 - Mello - Complete
Leap of Faith by Inuchron reviews
It all began on the rooftop of Central HQ, between a tired Colonel and a boy who's almost flying. Non-yaoi Roy/Ed interaction
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship - Chapters: 7 - Words: 9,880 - Reviews: 72 - Favs: 108 - Follows: 26 - Updated: 10/30/2008 - Published: 3/3/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
The Days After Jail: A Gino Gambino Story by Wicked Lady reviews
A series of between comic shorts written for Gino's Harem.
Gaia Online - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,472 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 9/15/2008
Attraction Distraction by Living in a fantasy reviews
Tests are coming up and Matt is having trouble focusing on studying. Mello reluctantly decides to help, but he turns out to be an even worse distraction for the redhead.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,591 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 49 - Published: 8/27/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Cash Cab Insanity by Hari-Aisu reviews
Had Cash Cab host Ben Bailey known that picking up two men by the names of Yagami Raito and L Lawliet would have caused him such trouble from the beginning, he was quite sure he would have kept on driving, thank you very much. Oh, God help him now...
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,098 - Reviews: 99 - Favs: 398 - Follows: 35 - Published: 8/20/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Struck by Tierfal reviews
A dark club, a shot glass, and an absolutely unforgettable pair of blue eyes. Matt/Mello.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Drama/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,327 - Reviews: 18 - Favs: 66 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/14/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
A Day at the Fair by Living in a fantasy reviews
Cotton candy, carnival games, a Ferris wheel! Matt was going to pay for dragging me out here! Who would willingly come to a fair anyway? But when he looks so excited, it’s hard to resist. Mello/Matt
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,421 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 46 - Published: 8/4/2008 - Mello, Matt - Complete
The Doctors' Mission Statement by nichelle.hp reviews
The Doctors' relationship with his companions in 100 words.
Doctor Who - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 123 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 5 - Published: 7/21/2008 - Complete
Human Versus Time Lord by nichelle.hp reviews
The Doctor challenges Martha to a straight-face contest, with some interesting results. Tenth Doctor/Martha.
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 789 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 17 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/12/2008 - Complete
Dail M for Mogi by Lazypeon reviews
A short story about death note, revolving around the character Mogi.
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 726 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 1 - Published: 7/7/2008 - Mogi K.
Overdose by Living in a fantasy reviews
Because he was hot, and exhausted, and his head was pounding, and it was all Mello's fault for leaving him out here in this heat. But maybe he could make up for it. Matt/Mello
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,789 - Reviews: 19 - Favs: 58 - Published: 6/6/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Deathnote Dating Gameshow by Sakurazukamori6 reviews
Being the soon to be God of the new world can be a rewarding if lonely job. But do not fear obsessive Kira-worshippers, for Sakura Tv is here to ensure that the savior finds that special somebody. RaitoxL/Mikami/Misa/Takada/Near/Ryuuk.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,521 - Reviews: 58 - Favs: 143 - Follows: 13 - Published: 5/26/2008 - Complete
Hind and Seek by Spirix reviews
Alphonse is nervous about his date to the ball so Ed tries to calm him with 'suggestive' topics of conversation. It all goes down hill from there in this light, fluffy and mischievous ONESHOT. AlxMartel and EdxRoy
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,302 - Reviews: 17 - Favs: 27 - Follows: 5 - Published: 5/25/2008 - Alphonse E., Martel - Complete
Things That Can't Be Unseen by sasami-takarai reviews
Ever wondered what the cast of Death Note would think if they ran across their own fanfictions? Some less-than-perfect pairings as well as some physically impossible situations are discussed by the characters themselves.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,501 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 140 - Follows: 13 - Published: 4/30/2008 - Complete
Baseball by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
L and Light at a baseball game. Perfect rivalry in life, and perfect rivalry in sports....
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,934 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 12 - Published: 4/17/2008 - L, Light Y. - Complete
Goldilocks by Inuchron reviews
Winry's having one of those nights where the world is conspiring against her getting a good nights sleep. EdxWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,460 - Reviews: 35 - Favs: 52 - Follows: 2 - Published: 4/9/2008 - Winry R., Edward E. - Complete
Strangers by Leather and Stripes reviews
Matt sees Mello walk by every day. He wants this stranger, craves his contact. When he finally says hi, he gets more than he bargained for. AU one-shot. Dedicated to my Matt.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,280 - Reviews: 59 - Favs: 176 - Follows: 14 - Published: 3/15/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Wizard of Kira by XxNyuuxX reviews
A spoof of DN and Wizard of Oz. Contains LxLight and cross-dressing. Please no flames! Rated M to be safe R & R please. Chapter 4 up!
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Parody - Chapters: 6 - Words: 3,926 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 13 - Updated: 3/15/2008 - Published: 1/28/2008 - L, Light Y.
Nicotine Patches and Picture Books by Underwater Owl reviews
As far as Matt's concerned, this 'saving' bit is the worst thing to ever happen to him. When you get gunned down, you should just die, not wake up in a hospital bed months and miles later. Bloody Near never could leave well enough alone, could he?
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance - Chapters: 6 - Words: 16,927 - Reviews: 128 - Favs: 285 - Follows: 34 - Updated: 3/7/2008 - Published: 2/21/2008 - Matt, Near - Complete
Extinguishing the Light by encore-encore reviews
Slight spoilers. Basically; the aftermath of Light's death. I do not own Death Note. Um...I refuse to admit that summaries are awkward to write, that would be tatamount to saying, "I suck at summaries." Just read the story, you've already read this far!
Death Note - Rated: K - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,629 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 1 - Published: 3/1/2008 - Light Y. - Complete
A Story of Stupid by hiyokoriko-na reviews
One drawback to being a genius is that your screw-ups are just that much funnier. The drawback to being an idiot is that everything you do is funny. Light, Matsuda, and the power of dumbassity. Just a tad cracky, in case you couldn't tell.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 2 - Words: 1,840 - Reviews: 36 - Favs: 28 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 2/18/2008 - Published: 12/7/2007 - Light Y., Matsuda T.
Drive On by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. They take a motorcycle drive, and Matt isn't sure he's happy with his decision to follow Mello and abandon his own life. Eventually though, he realizes that he's simply got to keep moving forward.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,442 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 29 - Follows: 1 - Published: 1/22/2008 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Phantom Secrets by Inuchron reviews
Ed's been acting strange lately, and one day vanishes from his dorm. Al and Roy team up to find him, but has Winry beaten them to Ed? Hints of EdxWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Chapters: 1 - Words: 3,957 - Reviews: 20 - Favs: 43 - Follows: 5 - Published: 1/20/2008 - Complete
Slur: A Sequal to Through The Ice by Inuchron reviews
Ed's little speech defect doesn't go unnoticed by the Colonel. Roy wants answers, and he wants them now. A sequal to Through The Ice. Parental!RoyXEd
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Friendship/Family - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,779 - Reviews: 25 - Favs: 99 - Follows: 11 - Published: 1/12/2008 - Edward E., Roy M. - Complete
Through The Ice by Inuchron reviews
When Edward falls through the ice, what can Winry do but dive in after him? Now it's a race against time and the cold. Psudo blanket fic, but not really. EdxWin
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Hurt/Comfort/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,737 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 155 - Follows: 17 - Published: 1/9/2008 - Edward E., Winry R. - Complete
CocaCola Carousel by RobinRocks reviews
LxLight. “It’s only a stupid little dare, Ryuga,” I sigh, taking hold of his shoulders, though I should have known a girl would dare me to do something like this… Light’s POV.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 5,997 - Reviews: 33 - Favs: 126 - Follows: 16 - Published: 1/1/2008 - Light Y., L - Complete
Onions by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Matt wants to finish chopping up a few onions. Mello wants him to stop stinking up their apartment. Commence the inevitable Onion Bawlfest Of Doom. [In other words: Hi, this be crack. And there's really no such thing as a Bawlfest Of Doom.]
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Humor/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 938 - Reviews: 28 - Favs: 56 - Follows: 4 - Published: 11/21/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The Untold Tales of Gaia 3: Happy Holidays by A.M. Carr reviews
Entry for Fan fiction contest from Ian's Bar and Grill. The Ianites get a present they won't soon forget. Nor will they want to.
Gaia Online - Rated: K+ - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 419 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 1 - Published: 11/19/2007 - Complete
Randomness by Radon65 reviews
A short, really random parody. Good if you're just looking for something light.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,215 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 8 - Published: 10/18/2007 - Complete
Vulcan's Secret by Talk Out Loud reviews
CRACKFIC: Spock has some undergarment difficulties, and shenanigans ensue, further confirming his beliefs that humans are highly illogical beings. This Star Trek CrackFic is brought to you by: Vulcan's Secret: Sexy lingerie for the Vulcan on the go.
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 908 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 13 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/11/2007 - Spock - Complete
Scarecrow On A Cross by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
[Hinted shounen ai: Matt x Mello.] Matt is hit hard by Mello's plan to use their lives as fuel for ending the Kira case. What right does Mello have to ask him to die? But Matt's no fool. He knows he'll follow Mello to the grave, because he cares.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Angst/Tragedy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,477 - Reviews: 16 - Favs: 28 - Published: 8/21/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
Shattered by CaptainKase reviews
For a moment, the two images had meshed with one another, and Alphonse was his child and his child was Alphonse, and wasn’t that the way it had always been anyway?
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 17 - Words: 83,141 - Reviews: 457 - Favs: 224 - Follows: 108 - Updated: 8/2/2007 - Published: 10/9/2005 - Edward E., Roy M.
Steel Horses by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
[Some shounen ai: Matt x Mello. Oneshot] If the goggles and gloves that he never takes off are any indication of what wins more of Matt's attention, Matt has to say his bike rules all. But sometimes Mello is just as much of an addiction.
Death Note - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,607 - Reviews: 21 - Favs: 70 - Follows: 2 - Published: 8/1/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
One Step Behind by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
Roy is called to help capture Scar, and it's a dangerous mission. In an attempt to protect Hawkeye, he tries to dissuade her from going along. But Riza wouldn't dream of leaving his side. She'll stay a step behind the man she trusts and watch his back.
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: K+ - English - Romance/Friendship - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,750 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 12 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/26/2007 - Roy M., Riza H. - Complete
The Path Chosen by Akira43 reviews
I'm going to become the Fuhrer, Maes. I'll transform how this whole country runs. It's the only way I can justify taking my next breath. songfic, to the Beatle's Blackbird
Fullmetal Alchemist - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 660 - Reviews: 5 - Favs: 3 - Published: 7/12/2007 - Roy M. - Complete
The Golden Son, Light by Serria reviews
Light was the perfect son in every way. But when his mother, Sachiko, realizes that he might be suffering from depression, she isn't sure what to do. She observes him during his high school years. Depression and depression related symptoms are discussed.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 4,901 - Reviews: 111 - Favs: 444 - Follows: 29 - Published: 6/30/2007 - Light Y. - Complete
Breathe by SlvrSoleAlchmst1 reviews
[Hinted shounen ai: Matt x Mello] Speaking Mello’s name out loud made him burn. He’d been injected with a deadly dose of venom in black leather, and now he was writhing in his death throes. The trouble was that he liked it.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,434 - Reviews: 34 - Favs: 51 - Follows: 14 - Published: 5/9/2007 - Matt, Mello - Complete
The User's Guide To Spock by ribbonreverse reviews
Congratulations! You are now the owner of a SPOCK! To make sure that he is a happy little Vulcan, please read and follow this instruction manual very carefully... A user's manual for Spock that may provoke laughter. Read with caution. [OneShot]
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 796 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 4/15/2007 - Spock - Complete
The Tragedy Of Julius Caesar, by Monty Shakespeare by Spiny Norman reviews
The famous play by Monty Shakespeare and William Python.
Monty Python - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 480 - Reviews: 13 - Favs: 10 - Follows: 2 - Published: 2/3/2007 - Complete
Anatomy of aliens by Fayth3 reviews
In which Rose shows she is Jackie's daughter and gets a lesson in alien anatomyAN I actually read something like this years ago but have no idea in what ship, or what book, or which show. So i've snaffled it. If you have any idea where it's from tell me a
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,576 - Reviews: 31 - Favs: 113 - Follows: 9 - Published: 11/13/2006 - Complete
Puddlemere United's Anthem by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Anyone who has read Quidditch Through the Ages recognizes the name of the song Beat Back Those Bludgers, Boys, and Chuck That Quaffle Here, but after years of sneaking into World Cup games I can finally bring you the lyrics!
Harry Potter - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 396 - Reviews: 8 - Favs: 4 - Published: 10/24/2006 - Complete
Monty Python's Forcibly Revised Flying Circus by The Illustrious Crackpot reviews
Our favorite Pythons have been miraculously restored to their conditions in the 70s and are pitching a new TV show! But can they conform to the decency codes the BBC now enforce?
Monty Python - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 6,636 - Reviews: 29 - Favs: 34 - Follows: 3 - Published: 10/1/2006 - Complete
T3H DRAMA ZOMG by Jentaro reviews
A parody fic. Not much to say. If I had to summarize it, I would say it's over the top emo, and really pointless. Rated 'M' for T3H DRAMA!
Harry Potter - Rated: M - English - Parody/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 939 - Reviews: 103 - Favs: 42 - Follows: 2 - Published: 6/8/2006 - Hermione G.
Gino's First Adventure by Ritoru Kani reviews
Little Gino Gambino goes out with his mother. After being separted from his mother, it becomes his first little adventure filled with appearances and cameos from the other NPC's!
Gaia Online - Rated: K - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 8,701 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 3 - Published: 8/25/2005
Hermione Granger and the Sixth Year Makeover by Crossbow reviews
Tired of the usual Hermione Makeover stories and looking for something new? This isn't it.
Harry Potter - Rated: T - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 10 - Words: 7,041 - Reviews: 104 - Favs: 37 - Follows: 15 - Updated: 7/19/2005 - Published: 4/29/2005 - Hermione G. - Complete
The Trouble With DVDs by Lostoyannaya reviews
[Originally The Outing.] The troubles Kirk goes through to get a few DVDs in a twenty first Century shopping centre. Ch3 up! And Kirk's in for a nasty surprise...
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 3 - Words: 4,144 - Reviews: 7 - Favs: 4 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 7/10/2005 - Published: 7/3/2005
a sad story by not-prgnant-thnk-GOD reviews
(i suk at summaries)mainly about Harry being abused by Uncle Vernon.
Harry Potter - Rated: K+ - English - Angst/Drama - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,085 - Reviews: 50 - Favs: 18 - Follows: 5 - Published: 10/20/2004 - Harry P.
The Trouble With Hormones by ZephyrHills reviews
Parody in which Kirk, Spock and McCoy get taken hostage by pastel colored alien females. First chapter features Scotty finally losing it and Kirk being stupid! ^_^
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 2 - Words: 694 - Reviews: 15 - Favs: 3 - Follows: 2 - Updated: 10/15/2002 - Published: 10/5/2002
Star Trek: The episodes they never let you see! by Arana Mai reviews
My parodies of TOS. WHEE HOO! *Spock and Eggnog is now up!*
StarTrek: The Original Series - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 3 - Words: 5,630 - Reviews: 22 - Favs: 5 - Follows: 3 - Updated: 8/31/2002 - Published: 8/26/2002
The Real Big Brother by anieveIII reviews
This was an English assignment. It is a parody the 'Real Slim Shady'. PLEASE REVIEW!!!!
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 583 - Reviews: 53 - Favs: 2 - Published: 6/1/2001
Room 101 by Terrapin Kavalier reviews
A parody of an excerpt from George Orwell's book, 1984. It attempts to create some humor out of the dismal scene of Room 101.
1984 - Rated: K+ - English - Parody/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 658 - Reviews: 37 - Favs: 6 - Published: 4/25/2001 - Complete
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Of Rooms, Reassurances and NotQuiteRegrets reviews
Pre-A Good Man Goes to War. Rory finds a room in the TARDIS that Amy had requested. Rory/Doctor slash, hints of MasterDoctor. Non-descript sexual implications. Please read and review!
Doctor Who - Rated: T - English - Romance/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,150 - Reviews: 6 - Favs: 24 - Follows: 1 - Published: 9/5/2011 - 11th Doctor, Rory W. - Complete
moments reviews
A series of USUK poems I'm dumping here to get feedback on. Various forms, POVs, and ratings. Please read and review!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Poetry - Chapters: 9 - Words: 1,623 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 2 - Follows: 1 - Updated: 6/21/2011 - Published: 6/20/2011 - America, England/Britain
a tale of 2 nations reviews
england wnts to repair his broken bond's w/ america so he shows up at his door w/ a bouque of flowers how will america reacet us/uk i suck at summarys better thn it sounds r&r
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Romance/Drama - Chapters: 3 - Words: 1,727 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 8 - Follows: 5 - Updated: 6/20/2011 - Published: 5/10/2011 - America, England/Britain
frozen reviews
the worst is that I can catch her; she just won't permit it. Freestyle poem, onesided Lithuania/Belarus, hints of Russia/someone else. R&R please!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K+ - English - Poetry/Angst - Chapters: 1 - Words: 190 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 3 - Published: 5/23/2011 - Lithuania, Belarus - Complete
smile reviews
when she smiles it's like a thousand sunrises to him. Prussia/Hungary, really short freestyle poem, R&R
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Romance - Chapters: 1 - Words: 95 - Reviews: 4 - Favs: 4 - Published: 5/14/2011 - Prussia, Hungary - Complete
golden reviews
she waits for the original, not the golden reflection. HRE Germany fic. Freestyle poem, fem!Italy because multiple male pronouns are confusing for everyone. Please read and review.
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: K - English - Poetry/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 210 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 9 - Follows: 1 - Published: 5/14/2011 - N. Italy, Germany - Complete
Oil Spill reviews
Set last July An emergency world meeting is called to discuss the recent issue of the Gulf of Mexico oil spill, and there are some special guests among the nations. R&R!
Hetalia - Axis Powers - Rated: T - English - Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,465 - Reviews: 2 - Favs: 4 - Published: 2/22/2011 - Complete
Sunset reviews
"Kira's rule was over, done, gone. And so was the only thing that held her to this earth. Her Light was gone, and thus was the light from her life." Brief oneshot about Misa's death, obvious spoilers, please read and review.
Death Note - Rated: T - English - Angst/Hurt/Comfort - Chapters: 1 - Words: 862 - Reviews: 1 - Favs: 3 - Published: 2/14/2011 - Misa A. - Complete
Task Force Rules reviews
It started as just a list of rules, but evolved into something much more... Matsuda is annoying as all getout, Aizawa wishes everyone would leave his afro alone, and Light is a fangirl. Pure randomness.
Death Note - Rated: K+ - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 1,278 - Reviews: 9 - Favs: 11 - Published: 10/17/2010 - Complete
Mystery Box reviews
Ian receives a mysterious box...what or who could be inside it? WARNING! Contains graphic yaoi lemon and LouiexIan incest. R&R!
Gaia Online - Rated: M - English - Romance/Humor - Chapters: 1 - Words: 567 - Reviews: 26 - Favs: 25 - Follows: 2 - Published: 7/9/2010 - Ian, Louie V.H. - Complete
Revenge of the Fanfics! reviews
Sasha wakes up one day to fid her life has been turned into... *gasp!* ...a fanfic? Remember: every time someone reads this fanfiction and does not reveiw it, a kitten dies. Please. Do it for the kittens.
Gaia Online - Rated: K - English - Humor/Parody - Chapters: 1 - Words: 329 - Reviews: 14 - Favs: 4 - Published: 6/12/2010 - Sasha - Complete
Fyrebird reviews
A strange new girl comes to Erica's school and changes her life forever. Way better than it sounds. R&R!
Misc. Books - Rated: K - English - Humor/Fantasy - Chapters: 1 - Words: 2,563 - Reviews: 3 - Favs: 1 - Follows: 1 - Published: 4/11/2010 - Complete